The Vampire Boyfriend - [GACHA PARODY]

have you ever wanted to date a vampire you don't gotta keep hiding I mean I know that you wanted to everyone's thought about it I've thought about werewolves vampires for the longest time today in this gotcha I'm going to give you the idea of what it would be like to taint a vampire the love the consequences the emotional trauma and relationships by the way this is 8 hole the original story and any similarities whatsoever or just old if I have a chance so without further ado I hope you guys enjoyed this gotcha story I'm dating a vampire good luck I've never given much thought into what I would do with my life but I guess if for some reason I did something really stupid like fall in love that would be a good way to go this is my mom and her boyfriend they conveniently decided that one day they would travel the world today we are traveling the world and I won't give context why we decide to do this all of a sudden that's right but what about me oh don't worry you're going to go live with your dad but I only go to visit dad during the summer plus he doesn't even know how to make mac and cheese he always burns it monster see I told you this is the very same reason why we ended up getting a divorce wait what we got a divorce because he can't burn in the mac and cheese I mean why stay married if yo man can't make mac and cheese you told me you guys got divorced because you have problems working things out no sweetie it was the mac and cheese this whole time that's like the easiest thing to make in the world I know anyway this episode isn't about our super serious marital problems laughs are you ready to go I mean I'm emotionally torn apart right now after what you just said but yeah you know what let's just keep going all right I love you sweetie and remember if the person you love can't make mac and cheese they aren't worth it hi sweetie let's get going all right bye mom I'm gonna miss you bye mija have a great alright daughter here is the house we live in okay it's just a normal house don't get too excited Wow much better now you have a room and it's purple you like purple right I'm pretty sure you do you don't shut up about it oh and right I almost forgot to mention I got you a brand new car well how else are you gonna get into trouble if I'm always watching you alright now I'm gonna leave you alone for the rest of this episode until I'm needed see you later hey you may not remember me but you and I actually used to play when we were kids oh yeah I don't remember you at all don't worry it's okay here I fixed the car for you cool just be careful not you never mind well it's my first day at school oh my god guys look it's the new girl let's all be obsessed with the greatness even though we have not really met and or talked to her know my personality haven't developed yet Oh lunch time ah I guess I sit alone since I am the new girl and I have no friends oh he's so beautiful so dark and broody so mysterious don't get involved with him that's same culinary where did you come from don't worry I'm your exposition friend oh you mean you're the one that's going to explain everything to me yeah and I'm just gonna tell you not to get involved with him or his family all of his family are super prestigious and rich and hot they also never eat don't go out in the Sun and I'm sharp vampire-like teeth wow that sounds so hot I know so you better be careful or you might become rich and hot too if you associate with them no one associate why because just trust me it's bad idea oops ten plus [Music] hi hi why are you so hot I wear contacts that makes sense why are you doing this to me wait doing what to you I can't read you to shut up I'm trying to teach a very important lesson here all right bye bye bye bye planet vampires don't exist even though this is a chemistry class blablabla alright class is white I need to talk to you about what I can't read your mind I'm okay but normal people can't do that anyway so why are you going to school to get an education duh I mean never mind is something wrong you wouldn't understand I'm too dark and emotionally complex for someone like you to ever understand ah there you are are those those I have no idea what you're talking about you just I see you already have a boyfriend I'm going to be going now it's probably best you don't get involved with him here here are the keys to the car wait where did you get these I fixed your car while you were in school that's how cool I am wow he is hotness too I will see you later hmm oh my god I saw you talking to Zane you again everyone in school is jealous of you for talking to him you're so brave and amazing I wish I had as much personality as you do uh most of my lines have been reactionary and I don't think I've gotten proper development to really have as many people like me as I do so let's alright you're talking too much and are making the scene boring just go to your car or something fine [Music] [Applause] what was that you stopped the car don't look at me oh my god up now are you okay you almost died yeah I think I'm fine I'm gonna be right back Zane Zane culinary you know don't you I could tell you don't eat you don't sleep you pushed me away emotionally say it you're a werewolf what your werewolf and that's pretty hot are you that dense yes oh well then yes again because you're wrong you're a politician no that's far more evil than my existence wait there's some pretty lawful people who I'm a vampire I mean vampires are pretty hot too you know it would be cool this episode had both right but there's one thing you should know about me you are about to explode I'm having second thoughts about liking you but I just can't help it I'm madly in love with you really yes if you love me as a vampire yes what I object huh Oh longtime childhood friend you're a werewolf yes and I hate vampires Zayn she belongs to me we'll see about that I challenge you to a duel name it we are going to play baseball now look what you did you stupid mongrel you scared her away it's your fault you blinded her with sparkles Oh daughter why are you crying super popular and I'm getting amazing grace in all my classes for the school I just attended for today only that sounds like the opposite of a problem to me hmm I don't think that's what you wanted to hear mm all right so do you have two people who like you which is cool but sweetheart you don't have to validate yourself by liking someone right now I don't know sweetie what matters most during this age is that you learn to value yourself so that in the future when you do find someone you can return those feelings too you can make sure you appreciate the relationship even more wow that's actually really helpful dad hold up huh I have Mel's dad you aren't supposed to get this involved in her life yet you gotta wait until she's too far into her problems and it's too late for you to do anything look I just want to be a good parent that's boring oh yeah I guess I can't argue with that logic F now if you need me I'll be in your life when you're older by II keep interrupting everything because I'm actually the evil vampire here to tell you hold on right there st. culinary you do love me of course I do I've always loved you you're dating a human that's against the vampire rules she is dead [Music] zyne you saved me a smile will you go to prom with me yes we've been through so much in one day I could never live without you yes vampires are at you paying attention to my feelings not at all Hugh hearts votes the best [Music] [Music] you don't know how I see

Channel: Aphmau

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Id: JCpJgvlbR40

Length: 12min 9sec (729 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 16 2019