Marked By The ALPHA [GACHA PARODY]

this gotcha parody is a mess and when I mean a mess I don't mean like in a bad way I mean in a way that's gonna make you laugh a cancer because it's it's a lot now yes you're probably saying oh but it's sitting around this one genre because it's in the title well yes and no yes in the sense that it's one genre but no in the sense that there are so many other ones like around it that you won't even know what you're watching it's gonna be an experience trust me sweetheart you'll love it anyway hope you guys enjoyed this gotcha parody let's go this is our story and this right here is our main character for this story you probably thought it was this lamp right here but no this guy right here kinda our main character you probably didn't know this but he's a werewolf he's also a prince so that makes him like super popular today is his coming-of-age ceremony he is in high school and he has never experienced love before but today is the day that will all change for better or worse wait what does that mean you can't hear me right now I'm the narrator [Music] oh my beloved baby happy birthday I love you so much thanks mom happy 17th birthday son dad I'm 18 okay son since today is your coming-of-age ceremony it's time you got married what yup it's the law because you are royalty don't we live in modern society we're always like that don't exist nope we're going by medieval time rule soon look as the Prince of the werewolves you are the Alpha of the school College you are going to which means it's time for you to choose a mate I'm of age now though medieval time son and if I refuse we'll have to put you in jail what you seriously haven't been listening to me have you I'm seriously right here just annoyingly yelling medieval time son you guys are so stupid fine you've convinced me it's stupid married oh whatever perfect oh I'm so excited now remember you can marry anyone you want to but don't marry anyone who is it royalty that's the rule what wait what if I really love them though I don't make the rules son that's just the plot good now off to college school with you son have a great day with that ah werewolf Prince was very upset I am very upset he was always a bad boy and wanted to live a life free from commitment and I don't like commitment plus he had never been in love before and he was scared of cooties and I've never been in love and wait seriously then he ran off to school goodbye sweetheart remember you ever been from loving anyone until you are older mom I'm 18 I can make my own choices when you start paying rent then you can make your own choices living in medieval times logic oh wait fine I have been convinced great now remember don't fall in love with anyone who is rich because I said so fine oh look at my sweet sassy strong girl she's so sassy hey watch out where you're going no you watch where you were going whoa Erin what are you doing talking to this smelly cat girl yeah nothing mm-hmm quite suspicious you know she isn't royalty right what does that have to do with anything this guy is the prince of werewolves here and he has to get married today or else he will die what yeah it's the rules man why do I care if he's royalty no one will ever love him anyway your highness don't listen to her hmm I'm not a lot of people love me besides it looks like she's never even had a date before oh yeah with who oh I'm saved oh man I guess we got to get on the bus all aboard the katlyn bus thanks Caitlin you saved me in time you still lying to people about being a player Shh no one can never know I've never been on a date not my problemo anyway let's get moving we gots to go to school wait when did you learn to drive a bus what I turned 18 I'm really good at this too sometime later at school Aaron I hear today you have to get married yeah yeah yeah he has to get married because if not he's going to be executed why does everyone keep saying different things that's what the fifth person interested in him that's gone to that guy jealous absolutely not he's stupid mutt well he is royalty and I guess he's kind of cute maybe you should give it a shot off now what me can't well Aaron today is your lucky day I have to get married since it's my coming-of-age ceremony and I am also a princess ah lucky yes he is you are so pretty too why thank you would you like to go on a date with me Aaron I don't think oh he loved to hotness great oh and you're flattering friend is invited to our date too Oh third wheel ciao oh so great you totally can't get a date yourself hey it's the smelly cat from earlier hmm I'm never gonna get alone time with the werewolf princess was blazing tonight I need to get him a date too Hey smelly cat hey why don't you go on a double date with my friend here you know since you have so many dates and stuff what she's too scared to handle someone like me what no one tells me what I can and can't handle fine you've convinced me I'll go on a stupid date fine fine fine fine fine what look I just wanted to be included I just I never get to be in these anymore later the day because I'm lazy jokes for the past hour oh and they're not even funny jokes Oh blaze you are simply a charmer you are two unnamed character I think I'm in love with you and I you know you shut up and kiss me oh you wanna go somewhere else ah let's and then I said no that's an actual joke Thanks you know it's been a blast talking to you for the past 10 seconds I know it's like I've known you my whole life in these past 10 seconds yeah [Music] we can't do this why not because you are royalty and I I am not yellow oh my god you guys are kissing Rose wait I mean you are kissing a non princess wait I couldn't explain take her to the dungeon wait no take me instead sure it is the grand Royal werewolf wizard y'all can't miss any mess with them this is true love I'm actually the love wizard then what should we do look look you guys gotta let them love who they love alright none of this because I say so mess wow I never thought about it that way yeah me too yeah but that's really boring yeah there's got to be some conflict oh no no no totally understand I get that I get that alright how about this then alright you two are gonna fight to the death for her love marry me half now she's mine how does that solve the problem that she's not royalty well you have been challenged to a duel son and we'll fight to the death I love you I'm sorry but this is how it must be we must fight oh don't worry about it it's not like anyone's actually going to die later the Colosseum of death [Music] [Laughter] what wait I killed the girl I was fighting to marry hey Aaron there you are I was wondering where you guys went while we were on our date whoa is she dead not her she's the chosen one excuse me miss but you must come with me you are actually very important and so that's how our story ends it turns out the smelly cat girl was a princess after all because deep down inside we are all pretty princesses Aaron and I've now got married and had 17 kids it was great they had bought a house had a mortgage and got a 401k they put money into their health insurance blaze didn't get health insurance and died but then he came back to life thanks to the final boss wizard and then he got super health insurance and lived 1,000 years gene got health insurance but he decided to go to medical school and become a doctor so he could do all his surgeries on his own as for Caitlin she became a princess too and then okay never mind yeah Caitlin went on to destroy the world and they all lived happily ever after [Music] [Music] you don't know how I see

Channel: Aphmau

Views: 12,296,068

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Id: e2SytReytXI

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 23 2019