The Ultimate Fighter | Season 5 | Best Moments

i'm the minority i'm staying with you wow that's my daughter's got sick all right baby no one knows me but everybody sees his 6'4 attractive guy you know rip their body and they're just a little nervous the 155 pounders are crazy [ __ ] um i don't know if it's that they've got little man's complex or you know they just got big chips on their shoulders but they are nutty i wouldn't want to be living in that house [Applause] first person that really stuck out to me was nate diaz uh you know real real good striker you know just pop pop pop he fights exactly like his brother nick my brother started with jen so it'd be awesome to be on his team if any of you here know for a complete fact that you want to be on my team and give me 100 and you don't want nothing to do with jen's pulver's team raise your hand who's down down with me 100 all the way and wants nothing to do with jen's pulvers team three four five six seven eight nine ten okay i can only take eight guys pick a guy because i don't want him they're ready pick a guy let me just understand pick one guy gray all right up and keeping up what if the guy raises his hand you don't want to pick them cause i don't know we're gonna still go one and one they're just gonna have to stand there until you pick them with their hand in here guys shut the [ __ ] up so we can get this over with thank you shut the [ __ ] up i had to put my hand down but then i was like i don't even give a [ __ ] now put me on jenna's team bj's team whatever i should i wish i would have never even got caught up in that mix yeah that really sucked yes [Applause] the van ride home after we picked team was kind of intense was pumped jumping around talking [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up gabe i want to slap that [ __ ] since day one he put that that gold shirt on and uh he turned into dmx [Music] bj right away so first practice six o'clock now you gotta understand you know a guy like me young guy you know what i mean i don't usually go home until six a.m today i had a little bit of an emotional breakdown um and uh i i felt like maybe that the coaches had lost a bit of confidence in me i tell you right now anybody here sees gabe giving 99 he's [ __ ] giving 100. just gonna stop giving a hundred percent bro we haven't been hey guys bro guys forget about it forget about it [Applause] so now the stage is set for our first fight it's alan berube versus cole miller take your time take your time one two threes get control that arms out boy take your time you know make sure his hips are where they need to be pull down on the head finish the fight i'm proud of him you know it was a good way to start out the first fight the exact words on the note that i told emerson to say was corey pick me you effing [ __ ] you effing coward and see if he was gonna step up and see if he was gonna step up and take the bait cory all that barking did you bear pick me out i love barking you how about hoot and holler you better back it up i hope you are baby all right let's do it even though team pulver gets to make the fight selection bj's trying to influence the pick so bj came up with a plan to get corey to pick emerson and he is continuing to [ __ ] with jens just like he did during the fight [Applause] i selections great when we chose noah because i just want to prove him that you are the [ __ ] leaky swing in this [ __ ] all 15 fighters it's too slippery for him oh god oh [ __ ] our horse had horseshoes on and on the driveway it makes it pretty much like glass or ice both legs all legs out at once boom legs are shaking just tell i just hate that kid i don't like his attitude oh look i mean shave i'm i can be on a skit with a sandwich and all that you're a [ __ ] fat ass [ __ ] that's who you are you know [Laughter] that was a real bad idea i was bored i had a marker and there's a blank spot on the wall just wrote it like you know suck it [Music] i saw it said team pulver suck it i'm team pogba you know so i take it offensive towards me just suck the team cover out there [ __ ] if you got anything except me say it to me [ __ ] suck my dick all right whoever said that it never wrote that [ __ ] i gonna do whoever wrote somebody writes that [ __ ] towards me i'm [ __ ] socking somebody on site i don't give a [ __ ] they all turn into little [ __ ] like it's a game ha ha it was a joke you know that [ __ ] ain't funny to me for the ring i'm gonna take it off you know there's nothing personal against any of you guys manny's like who wrote it as soon as i find out i'm going to punch him in the face i did i'm taking it off bro we're all friends here you know what [ __ ] friends here emerson goes i wrote it and he's like man let's let's talk about this this isn't cool guys call [ __ ] panda we're going to talk about bjp right here call them right here now where's the [ __ ] phone it's sad day for humans you're gonna [ __ ] me bro hey once i get mad i don't give a [ __ ] who you are man you're in danger if i do bad it's not gonna only look bad on me it looks bad everybody when i first i'm singing i thought he was kidding i thought he's like making fun of himself watch your mouth now i still keep on go to your knees go good keep going sit down on the face get down on the head secured a nice kimura lock and took it you know i'm glad noah tapped out early and realized his arm was in danger a lock like that you won't be able to wipe your ass for like 10 months gabe wants to know if he can come up with a colonic or something but if he can get to the doctor or something each other because he said he's got he wants to try to do on he's not feeling right now when i was in thailand i did it and it made me feel way better and it made me drop the weight easy i mean you're worrying about getting tubes shoved up your ass instead of worrying about about fighting i mean you're talking about a colonic or whatever i am doing a treatment called a colonic um basically where they they clean out your insides i've done it before and it helps cut the weight and uh actually feel pretty good afterwards but uh so as you insert you're going to go into your rack temp i've done this before you get three to five pounds off plus you add actually cleans out your system and you feel really good i think they make us look bad to be honest with you i mean i have i'm chilling i i like to smile and laugh too but uh that gay [ __ ] out there with the thongs and [ __ ] the professional fighters act like it you know that's just not how we roll not where i live i'm not afraid of anybody in that house you know emerson's want to step up so he's the one who thinks he's hard here whatever let's do it i mean that's why i want to fight then i love this [ __ ] season i'm actually really excited to see nate fight he comes from a family of fighters his brother nick diaz has fought in the ufc many times and he's tough as nails [Music] [Applause] [Music] the diaz brothers are angry at everyone like that [Applause] [Music] [Applause] he said you better go whip some [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here i fight because this is just what i like to do man if that like this is the best job in the world i think 156. it's a tough fight i mean anything can happen with two guys who can stand up and bang emerson could catch him uh with a big shot or uh nate could end up getting to the ground and and submitting him what's your name [Applause] that was a bad [ __ ] fight that was probably the best fight you've ever had in this [ __ ] show hey hey that fight was [ __ ] that was probably the best fight we've had out of all five seasons seriously come over that that light kick him he grabs his leg he gets around ah and he stands back up and he's like do that again dick that's why he punch him in the face and i drop him and then the third guy comes out and i ground by the back of the head and i smack him in the face with an e he dropped on the ground and this guy starts coming i walk in i hit him with a right left combo and i drop him do it man let's do it let's do it you know what they say fortune cookies be careful for what you wish for man i just gotta i just gotta avoid the brawling like you gave me don't worry if we tell you take you take them down honestly are you gonna take them down okay the one thing gotta listen because we can see what's going on outside the one thing and sure enough it was matt hughes i'm like what is this all about why is he sweeping the mats what is he doing here they're tired looking at me take it i'm not with you if their family if they know you at all they're not trying to look at you're probably tired of listening to you too i don't talk about that [Laughter] take him down andy where's the shot andy eddie take him down take him down bj is screaming screaming from the corner to take him down but the kid will not [ __ ] listen to bj and will not take this guy down come on man how can you sit there and be sad in the ring doesn't want to listen to a word anybody says it's unreal he thought that's just bottom line he thought he was going to go out there brawl and everybody was going to hold him up and say that he's the greatest thing since bruce lee nope it's done your chances were over everybody likes a winner nobody likes a loser it's done i don't care how you did i could see fear i could see uh him not 100 sure that uh boastful guy who's barking on the first day wasn't there when i looked into his eyes and that was a good thing for me so now our main problem is gabe's weight it's going to be a case of if he does make it how well is he going to perform after you know we have no idea one minute one minute 30 seconds making weight message with your emotions messes with you physically and messes with you mentally and emotionally it's not a fun time i'm not going to have to do the bobby solid for a thought where we lock the door gabe please man we got to make this weight you got to make money in like a period around 30 minutes gabe turned into a different human being already he was already acting like he was dead like he was weak what the hell are you doing what are you doing so close bro is this in africa where are we hey three pounds man i think you can do it a naked guy just lying there i was just like is this jackass or the ultimate fighter beat corey you're done are you done and then all of a sudden he falls off the bike out the glass door are you done b put me back in put me back in come on don't worry about that like in like a deathbed voice you know like i can still do it remember bobby southworth when he was getting dragged in you're like what the hell but he made it you know fat boy fat kid lazy guy whatever rudiger you came here to get some tv time where you got it hopefully you get a sponsorship from it burger boy donut world something who knows dana was pissed just standing there pissed and everybody was just kind of like oh [ __ ] what's gonna happen man what's gonna happen why did gabe put us in the spot nothing pisses me off more than [ __ ] guys not making weight for months everybody's known that this show is 155 pounds you shouldn't be here if you can't make 155 pounds you blew it you're out of here you're not going to stay in the house you're going home all right that's my figure go ahead you can leave okay but i can't allow this to be like class to me i need this this is so much more than just like a sport for me this this is my life my girl game is probably just as good if not better than his but i'm better on the feet than he is so um we just figured as a match up this would be a good matchup for me [Applause] joel looks like some kind of psychopath from some place that you know it they call him creepy joe psycho joe baby joke he's tough he's a tough guy i usually like to try and stay as calm as possible before a fight i'm just you know hanging out talking doing whatever i don't even think about the fight until i'm in the [Applause] octagon he choked him out either with one hook in or no hooks at all lausanne absolutely demolishes him this kid fights at this level here his level of intensity is awesome he comes out to finish fights lausanne looked amazing in this fight you don't want to come off like [ __ ] ken shamrock in this [ __ ] show yeah you don't want that to [ __ ] happen it is they're not getting nobody's getting behind each other because they're more like training partners than like gray or wyman they don't give a [ __ ] if wang loses you haven't been giving me 100 you haven't listened to what we've been trying to teach you taking into consideration what we've been trying to teach you i respected anything we said this whole time okay you agree with that you're up you're out of here wang go you're off the team go home help him out bj it's not even like that man i apologize to all the coaches i don't know it's a [ __ ] time man bj i mean you can also say i didn't give you a hundred percent every day man i didn't listen once i could have listened to you better but come on man like there might be another chance for me here you know off the team would you certainly everybody's trying to bring children no i know but i at least want to know what's going on talk after okay can you just wait let's train please just never listen from day one that kind of stuff causes dissension you know and bj is telling me that this kid didn't listen to anything i told him to do in practice and bj feels that andy wang is a big part of why he's losing control of his team you know i think bj's kind of overreacting but bj is a crazy [ __ ] okay and he's not going to be disrespected you know andy wang is lucky bj kicked him off his team and didn't kick his head off his shoulders jen's [ __ ] talked to his team and they all want you so you are now a member of team pulver i mean i have no state of the matter i mean yeah um i don't want to go to team pulver because you know like i made that commitment to uh bj you know when he had first picked me and i felt like i had to finish out that commitment even if bj didn't want that commitment for me anymore i still felt like i had to honor it you know this is like [ __ ] insane he's like [ __ ] him and you know now he's disrespecting jens i'm starting to see why bj was so pissed i want to [ __ ] kill andy wang he's a [ __ ] coach their team has accepted you i'd [ __ ] throw that jersey on so [ __ ] fast his head would spin what do you want me to do first coach pulver oh he he knows i'll i'll do well get out the [ __ ] gym you're part of team pulver start working out grey's a nice guy i really like the guides but when i step in the octagon it's not gray anymore it's another fighter that's in my way to become the best russian crushing mega bug i take everybody tough you know wayne williams could come out like just start start smashing people not me but whoever else right back right back come on [Applause] gets on him and just starts pounding him he went like this for about two minutes until uh finally the ref jumped in and stopped the fight [Applause] comes down to weigh-ins and warming up for a fight and octagon man i'm totally serious and i don't like to you know joke around or mess around or anything it's business so i'll be you know warming up uh visualizing and uh you know preparing for war [Music] [Applause] and the the best thing in all the fights be first be the first guy always always be first be first be first miami got him great right hand they folded them [Music] and then i just slipped it in he slipped that hand underneath my neck uh secured it cinched it and i'm not gonna tap ever so uh i just slipped into unconsciousness it's never taken this long to pick [ __ ] fights did you not see the [ __ ] team picking what you think was gonna happen and it starts getting to the point where you know i'm afraid these two are gonna start fighting yeah we'll settle it on the 23rd you want to do something but you know if you hit them you're gonna get in trouble [Music] oh i stop i stopped i was beating him up i was like okay this is good he punched you first man noah high kicks him in the face [ __ ] oh oh oh give him the [ __ ] off the [ __ ] on the [ __ ] concrete i think we all saw a good example what happens when you mix alcohol with a campfire a lot of crazy white people dude said all right it was the funniest fight ever funniest fight ever hands down this is me during the play we're over here running around like lord of the flies man we're freaking out having a good old time i dominated i absolutely dominated i really got to showcase a lot of the talents that i have for you i just came from the gym where i just watched the tape of what happened last night and i'm [ __ ] disgusted what happened last night is exactly what most of the people in the real world think of us you're a bunch of [ __ ] goons guess what you guys are athletes or you want to be anyway that's what you [ __ ] told us when you came here [ __ ] [ __ ] man [Music] you're gone you're gone and lobster you're gone you threw you're [ __ ] gone this is not what the ufc is all about it's not what mixed martial arts is all about pack your [ __ ] boys i think this fight is definitely gonna go to the ground where they're both really good but i think coal is a little better at submissions than joe is but joe is just a [ __ ] animal faster faster joel go faster make him stop eating stop stop that's it i took him down and then from there it was basically just him covering up bj called me up and asked me if i'd be interested in coming in and one of my guys is actually on his team as well great manner he's doing good how are you he came in i was just like oh dude i love you man this guy's awesome good grades wagging his tail and bouncing around it goes you know but who wouldn't you know nate had been punking me all week you know one night i was sleeping and he grabbed a ufc glove and started you know beating my covers with it why waking me up for no reason [ __ ] [Music] ah i opened the door to my room and it was silly string all over my bed my bed was just jacked up there was pinatas on the bed and it was a note and i was like [ __ ] cold nate just went on a rampage he was throwing coal around picking him up by his underwear he's laughing the whole time like it was funny and i'm like god it's not funny get mad and try to fight me please that's what i was hoping for call [Applause] [Music] [Applause] nate throws ice cold water on him manny comes in and then takes them stephen all right it was all in good fun but uh i don't want it to happen again that's for sure this fight is going to depend on how good brandon's takedown defense is if he can keep this fight standing i think he wins the fight if gray is able to come in and take him down whenever he wants to i give the fight to gray [Music] this one [Music] i'm going to win you know basically go out there hit him and take down and take him down you know wherever it goes i'm comfortable i'm not even worried about it i'm going in there to open his ass basically [Applause] i just set up a triangle joke off of that what's that up nate diaz man he's crafting he's a warrior you know i mean he's nuts grabbed that foot and he got the submission right there doctors and ran out and it was like hey give it to him well well deserved fight well deserved win for mr diaz the thing with carl is when he's here the way he acts towards people he's not very respectful you know all of a sudden i kind of pay attention my holy [ __ ] they really gonna fight get back homie what what [ __ ] why are you looking at me like this you're the one looking at me i'm serious your jokes ain't funny to me oh it's not let's go keep your [ __ ] hands up guys i'll do it i'm telling you close enough stop stop he was grabbing on his head and put you know messing with them and stuff like that this is not how nate does it you don't see us wrestling around and loving her nade ah giving him this stuff you don't see me doing that [ __ ] to him but he doesn't like it that's why you know you said what's up you know i don't want to go talk to him talk to you about what he's like come on it's cool he's like it's cool like it's cool then go over there get get the [ __ ] away from me he's pacing like he's trying to fight me and stuff are you stupid dude i swear to god bro there is so much stuff i can do with these [ __ ] idiots have some respect who are you dude do you even know me do you know who i am [ __ ] that guy we came home from practice and there was a fruit war going on [Music] i came out there and i was just like [Music] want to get in on that next thing i know i'm jumping through a window gray's throwing food over me all right the competition tonight is going to be ping pong [Music] you got pong the winner is all nervous you know paranoid nervous like he always is uh i suck at ping pong i don't know anything about ping pong you can tell bj sucks at ping pong too and it doesn't play but bj's like you know all amped up and crazy just to [ __ ] compete you know what jen's wasn't bad yeah this kind of like a slicer shot you know and that's one thing i don't have in my arsenal is a shot like that you know we're playing ping pong and bj's [ __ ] getting like freaking out he's licking his lips he's breathing heavy he's pacing back and forth and all of a sudden i just went ah and i just laid the ass whooping i'm a pro ping-pong player i made 10 grand it was my debut match was on tv i mean [ __ ] how can you go wrong with that rusty [ __ ] watch out i'm coming thank you ah man let me tell you something i'm very happy you're on hi just meant a lot to me to have you here i'm extremely proud of you man i feel like jen is the awesome coach the way things turned out i think nate diaz is a well-rounded tough kid and this is one of those fights who knows man this is an interesting fight very last night we're here you know i had saki bombs with these guys show them a little asian culture when i say sake you say sake sake look at him cole is a feminine drunk if you want to say it why'd you have to kick my ass oh there so i kind of grabbed his key and lifted him from that we just want those rough nights you know we've all had him [Applause] okay [Music] gray's standing in my way i'm gonna try to get by him he's a good guy and everything though he's one of the nicer guys i've conversated with him here but for now he's in my way you know he's an emotional kid i hear people say that all the time you know oh he's a metal fighter emotional fighter i don't even know what the [ __ ] that means it's the most [ __ ] [ __ ] i ever heard mentally i got on top of him and i started punching and slowly he worked back to his knees and uh then i sunk the guillotine joke in and finished it [Applause] it was awesome my brother when he told me when i left he's like don't get your ass we'll buy none of those ultimate fighters thanks for everything i'm so proud of you that was awesome you know i got a lot more respect for the guys who did this now because it's hard work dude me versus nate's gonna be a good fight he doesn't stop i don't stop he can be a knockout it can be a submission it can be a gun and pound you can go to distance anything could happen [Applause] declaring the winner by tap out and now the ultimate finale for lightweight [Applause] winners all right gentlemen this is it we all expect a good clean fair fight need to obey my commands protect yourself at all times hook it up good luck [Applause] declaring the winner by tap out due to a rare naked choke the parade

Channel: Larone

Views: 3,848,114

Keywords: ultimate, fighter

Id: yw3-YMls-9g

Length: 32min 13sec (1933 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020