The Three Little Pigs Learn About Gun Control (book reading)

the three little pigs and the wolf on the road written by dimitri karis and illustrated by michael fuller once upon a time there were three little pigs who lived happily together in a house made of brick one day the pigs ran out of food they needed to go to town to buy more they all knew that the big bad wolf would be out there and the big bad wolf loved to eat bacon the three pigs agreed that they needed a way to stay safe the first little pig said i have an idea i will become a political activist and petition the government to ban the first little pig made a twitter account he tweeted the town's elders non-stop about how unfair bacon was to pigs until bacon was finally outlawed the next day happy with his new law the first little pig left to go to town but the big bad wolf was wading by the road when the wolf saw the pig he said little pig little pig come here so i can make tasty bacon out of you the little pig replied you cannot do that mr wolf there is a law against bacon it is a legal sin you cannot do that not by the hair on my chinny chin chin well said the wolf let me think let me think i know bacon and pork chops are not technically the same thing so the big bad wolf bit and he clawed and he turned the little pig into a pork chop and ate him for dinner the second little pig after seeing what happened to his friends said i have an idea we need to make a better law so the second pig also became a political activist he created a facebook page called pigs demand action he posted day and night about how unfair it was for wolves to have dangerously sharp teeth finally the village elders made another law this time making it illegal to have sharp teeth or claws the next morning happy with his new law the second little pig left to go to town but there again was the big bad wolf waiting by the road when the wolf saw the pig he said little pig little pig come here so i can eat you for breakfast the little pig replied you cannot do that mr wolf there is a law against you having those sharp teeth and claws it is illegal you cannot win you cannot do that not by the hair on my chinny chin chin well said the wolf let me think let me think it seems your law is airtight but i'm still going to kill you i am a wolf i will not be dulling my teeth sorry little pig i just don't care about your law so the big bad wolf bit and he clawed and he turned the second little pig into savory pork sausage lengths and ate him for breakfast the third little pig after seeing what happened to his friends said laws do not seem to stop the wolf i need to think of something better he thought and he thought and he finally said i have an idea the third little pig went online and ordered all of the things he needed to make a ghost gun when his package arrived he worked and he worked and he built an unserialized ar15 with 30 round standard capacity magazines the next day happy with his new rifle the third little pig left to go to town but there again was the big bad wolf waiting by the road when the wolf saw the pig he said little pig little pig come here so i can eat you for lunch the third little pig replied not today wolf eat this instead so the third little pig fired round after round of 5.56 steel core into the big bad wolf's face even after the wolf was clearly dead the little pig did not stop shooting he shot and he shot and he yelled not by the hair on my chinny chin chin hooray [Applause] the third little pig strolled the rest of the way to town he peacefully purchased his food and returned home happy that the big bad wolf would never hurt another pig the end [Music] you

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Length: 5min 0sec (300 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021