The STRONGEST Defect run of all time!

youtube i am a content machine not only have i brought you one of the coolest runs that i have ever played in all of slave aspire like 1700 hours but also as i upload this video i will be live with a 24-hour ish slay the spire stream where i am attempting to go through ascension zero through 20 rotating between the characters i'm gonna be starting with the silent at ascension zero then the defect at one the watcher at two et cetera et cetera et cetera until i inevitably get there or 24 hours hits and i fail hope you enjoy all of the content that i have planned for you today come on over to the stream [ __ ] like the video comment on the video tell me that you like it if you're not already subbed like 175 000 people are what the heck are you doing man it's good content see you tomorrow mwah am i ending the stream no we got one more run in us one hp's is okay we don't get a guaranteed elite we could get to here but that kind of stinkies would get a triple elite though like this is a really bad path to get it one hp's so i kinda wanna just transform i'm gonna do it let's go not good you know that is what they do not call it some might say that is not it chief someone said that reprogram kind of weird man like an ftl here if we play buffer we'd still take eight nice cringe [Music] [Music] dude i do not want to get a second reprogram man do it it is genuinely the best thing to do it is to take double reprogram with the information provided so far the best thing to do is to take double [ __ ] reprogram and now we should start trying to phase out these cards and go to a complete empty deck empty and void of all things not damage that is what we should do now is this good no hey frost i don't think it's good at all d and d questions what classes would you try to multi-class if you could you can multi-class hey shormo i'll take a rip and tear because it scales with our strength scaling [Music] are good upgrades i think should we go double reprogram upgrade here no i think you take an elite this is probably pretty good to get one more energy here i think we just die in this fight like this is so ass dude this this is so [ __ ] ass it's not even exclamation point ass it's just ass reprogram is one of the only cards in the entire game that gets worse that it gets worse when you upgrade it there's not a lot of cards in the game that that literally become worse that not a lot of cards have an increased downside scrape no thank you all right both of our reprograms are upgraded you happy yes you happy now that i've got i've got two upgraded reprograms double upgraded reprogrammed i'm no longer playing the best i need to change my [ __ ] title i am no longer playing the best that i possibly can not a [ __ ] chance that i am i am playing like ass now complete another [ __ ] ass op deck you're on drugs get help uh all right we're orbless now chad what the [ __ ] man how do we beat this fight actually with these guys oh my god because this guy's gonna come on us next turn and he's gonna block this guy again we're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead we're dead we have a buffer proc but we're [ __ ] dead what is that i'm playing my best dude that's not fair okay that's not fair to the the [ __ ] dudes on the enemy team okay they're playing their [ __ ] hearts out over here and they're gonna get scammed with that [ __ ] i'm mad for them that's some scam level [ __ ] right there that's a straight-up [ __ ] scam why is reprogrammed so bad because it's on a class that doesn't it doesn't scale with those things very often i don't think you think any of this i think you straight up just say boop boop the new iron clad yeah apparently crazily enough though we most of the time draw buffer and don't lose this fight i want to die crazily enough crazily enough here dude i think we just use our our potion and then we don't ever take damage in this fight crazily enough you think i'm crazy enough i think you're pretty [ __ ] crazy same i think i'm going crazy i think i'm losing my [ __ ] is that fair to say yeah if we get orange pellets it's like the only way that i see this run working maybe we maybe even with orange pellets too late because we've gotten rid of everything in our deck that says orb rip and tear until it is done we want a buffer number two all for one's not better than buffer number two as long as i'm recognizing that i'm we're fine i can't take pandora's man i can't take pandora's pandora's is the only way yeah to get rid of all of our current cards that synergize with what our deck is doing yeah yeah i actually think the answer is this is the worst okay you have no potions and i just took a sozu okay what's worse backseating or reprogram good question i feel like we need a bunch of fights so i'm gonna go up this middle path i don't know how we block this turn oh yeah we have that nevermind what am i [ __ ] crazy i'm just uh i just win every fight i forgot i just i just forgot that i win every fight off of no logic or reason and just absolute [ __ ] [ __ ] i forgot about that i did i forgot that i just get to walk into every fight confidently this is technically better can we recognize that sweeping beam is better and actually takes sweeping beam because it's better like sweeping beam is sweeping beam is far better and i'm taking it [ __ ] you [ __ ] you chad it's so much better [Music] an overcock or a scrape plus how are you getting away with this sheer force of will and dumbassery there's no way this is good right there's no way reading is ever correct reading is reading does nothing there that was actually pretty good that was actually really good i think are you an egghead yeah what are you are you an egghead taking damage for the first time this act heat sinks plus help we want to duplicate we definitely want to duplicate third reprogram no third reprogram is way too much he's just buffer plus thank you for subscribing it's way too much you know it's too much this is actually a really good upgrade you know that that's just way too much being a little greedy there chad alright could you stop being a little greedy real [ __ ] we get like shuriken it'd be pretty sick you know sucks that you're not dead that means we take 11 damage here that's annoying wait this is a reprogram run what wait what nobody told me what is that hello strike dummy go for the eyes or i think boot sequence here is actually cracked because we probably don't use it a lot of turn ones and then we all for one to redraw it back that's pretty good i'm not gonna do it here but it would be pretty good if i did if i wanted to holy [ __ ] are you playing slay this fire firing oh for real strike dummy for your meteor strike meteor strike not affected by um by focus degradation therefore best orb here oh god buffer no [Music] okay beam saw plus is cracked why the [ __ ] did we just see that upgraded like there was there's no good reason why we just got a beam cell plus instead of just a beam cell there is zero [ __ ] reason we should have seen that yeah i do kind of want a mango you know one of the chat if you think we should buy a toy or an adopter here questioning the strange spoon right now we only have the boot sequence but let's make it pretty good i mean incense burner is also kind of just nasty so we probably should just click on that instead yeah and should we remove what would we remove what is that probably one strike i think you could get rid of one more strike here actually i'm usually okay with you existing remove reprogram don't forget chat at any time you can give um the small small payment of 2 000 bits to ban anybody in chat anybody at all anybody that you see and you being worthy of no longer being have been given the privilege to speak you know any time really or you can donate five subs and frost will get naked have been known to get naked when you give five subs second sweeping beam yeah i think so i think we go this way right because we want to see more cards frost you can't put it off anymore it's time to accept reprogram as a good card accept it into your life every program is good do you accept that every program into your life um zero cards decided that they wanted to cost something good there zero cards i don't believe you do the math again definitely want a hologram you definitely want a hologram rust are you playing your best i cannot in good conscience say that this run right now is me playing at my very best i cannot say that [Music] can't say it [Music] you know [Music] still has more than 50 of his hp i would say it's going pretty well it's true i do slap more than 50 percent of my hp therefore logically speaking i got excited about that in tropica for half a second i'm not gonna lie if you're listening come visit it mondays through saturdays it's poc 20 cheese i wish that this run could get to youtube i i unfortunately i can't give it my blessing that that's going to happen but one could hope i guess right one could hope imagine we get madness we full black here with that boot sequence youtube no boys this content that you're watching right now has officially been given the twitch chat feel of awesome content that you should come and watch the stream forward they're they're just doing the chat triggers at random times like they do stop doing the [ __ ] chat triggers at random times like you do all the time you're making me stand out here look like an idiot at the very least they'll put like a foggy wobble right doggo [Music] you make me look so [ __ ] dumb dude more more please only one more month of awesome viewing do it i remember seeing your videos in youtube recommended and i'm glad i clicked on that video i would have missed one of the best content creators out there it's true you wanna me thank you for subscribing imagine never knowing that i exist poggy woggy no you make yourself look dumb don't forget anytime you can give 2 000 bits to ban pretty much anyone you want in chad no one is legally given the privilege of speaking [Music] seek is insanely good good amplify oh i'm going to take a seat though oh no oh no if this if this happens if these both cost zero ever you just win a fight snekko could kill the run do you not think that this deck alone can kill itself i think he takes that career i think snekko's actually [ __ ] op with this deck the program has sneko on it ah that's actually that's that's faded yeah what sneko is the defect also we're going against time eater i think we probably lost against time eater no matter what we took but we're gonna do our best smiley face smiley face uh oh turbo's [ __ ] nasty here right herbo's [ __ ] gross [ __ ] gross yuck ew [ __ ] what do we want we want to seek for anything infinite infinite is this that gonna go infinite you think i don't think we see for anything everything we just passed the turn probably we could seek for something bad something we don't want to see next turn i don't want to see your ugly face i also could have just gotten the curse that would have been way cooler seek randomize the cost no places it in your hand doesn't draw which is cool he can't keep getting away with this what he's doing right now is illegal sorry i'll pull my hand out of my pants i was indeed touching myself yeah if it happens tristan if he ever goes infinite as if dude if you ever go infinite do we want to leave [Music] i would like to i'm trying to find mine bloom that's what i want to [ __ ] find man i won't [ __ ] what i want [ __ ] mind bloom man dude thank you for subscribing chat game one give me mind bloom being subbed to the fuckest streamer you beat them up three less than three to you ghost star dude all right we can use our buffer next turn for this guy if you want is that the one that gives you madness no that's the one that gives you a random rare boss rally this hand isn't good what well that's all the provine this deck sucks what this is how you become a never doubter w watch the rest of development without telling me watch arrested development um dude snekko you're kind of [ __ ] cringe right now dude that snake was being cringed we can't do the infinite right now snuggo you can't do it right now buddy okay we do it we'll do it a little bit we'll do it a little bit here we're getting off in another leap i think no blowing tesseract i'll go for two i'll go two money is it too late for money i feel like it's way too late for money but maybe it's not you have sneko hog is good yeah tell me more about my big hog baby tell me more about my big hog all right i'm dipping oh yeah tell me about my big [ __ ] hog okay let's grab probably you and you seems good um [Music] well nemesis [ __ ] us up yeah maybe good chance he does i think but like what if nemesis doesn't [ __ ] us up though think about that right there johnny dude it's so annoying that you get to take away one of our buffer stacks because my deck just refused to draw all of my defensive cards and then on on the turn that you're not intangible you don't attack me at all let me guess bigger tank again just a little yikes man you know just gonna say it i'm gonna say it little bit yikes there dude we do get a pretty good all for one off this turn though draw me turbo fight his hand agreed henry cost one [ __ ] i gotta just kill you i gotta just do it yeah i think i want a shuriken could also take the meteor wait meteor is just [ __ ] nasty right now that we have sneko big yeah it's just way better i could probably get away with removing last strike hand of greed go bye-bye i think your [ __ ] face goes bye-bye you stay away from my hand of greed you hear me hey how's it going i'm back um do you maybe want to like take a hand of greed off my hands would orange pellets cleanse the strength down yeah but it would also cleanse the sneko buff and also we have zero orb cards so all right you scare the [ __ ] out of me oh wow and this is not a good hand to have drawn all for one first that is a lot better though i'll tell you that this right here this right here this is a little bit better that right there a little bit better there baby yeah that right there a little bit better you know what i'm saying honey where's my hologram so i think i want to kill this guy i think i think i think that guy want to kill i think i want that guy to die oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i need an x-cost card right now dude imagine i get a tempest it's a joke that would be a bad card it would not be good how many zero costs do we have down here zero what the [ __ ] man what the heck dude throw in a demon form oh now you're talking now we're thinking whoa a data disk what is that yes [ __ ] yeah dated this i don't think we want asunder i don't think we need it fine with another fight here i think it's not that bad wait a second holy [ __ ] we have four energy what i just realized i just realized we've been ha we've had four energy this entire time what the hell [Music] thank you for subscribing resisting cooming please resist combing please whatever you do right now do not comb all over me i'll be really upset if you combed everywhere don't do it this run is still alive yes some [ __ ] hell man so [ __ ] now this one's still here i don't know man um i feel like i'm losing it am i going crazy chat am i am i losing my [ __ ] [Music] how the [ __ ] do we beat time eater because you're playing your absolute best yeah even i surprised myself when i played this this good yep yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] another hologram seems amazing is that a better upgrade than hand of greed or buffer yeah i think that upgrades way better than the last buffer hey could you just like drop a free upgrade for me what are your thoughts just like if i exited this fight and all one of my cards got upgraded [Music] i just think that would be really [ __ ] cool is god here is this a claw deck yes yes it is uh wait didn't we do this in the last didn't we do this the last time we fought these guys like this was the yep [Music] we want to kill this guy with a hand of greed draw me hand of greed please thanks did i get the shuriken what did i take over shuriken meteor strike right we can't go infinite in this fight game stop okay but every time i see a potion i'm like wow that potion would be good for your ex upcoming fight and then i remember yikes um i'll burn one of my buffers here so it's good though right yeah no [Laughter] no i don't think so hello meteor strike at least backseaters in chat can't spam potion a mere light it's true that is the best thing about it bank singers can't just spam potions well if they do it just it doesn't affect me as much because they're dumb stupid dumb again stupid a third he had six [ __ ] the timing around 69 hp i [ __ ] and farted this is the scariest fight for us i think i think this is the scariest one by far you for subscribing two months that means i like like you right here siri program is such a strong card that the use of potions can be safely swapped for energy at no risk hmm [ __ ] um you're not gonna do it right you're not actually just gonna draw me the okay that'd have been too easy too easy that would have been too easy don't don't focus on that that would have been way too easy we wouldn't make it fun would have been fun at all it wasn't really fun actually i would have [ __ ] i would have [ __ ] screamed one two three four five okay [Music] have you been offered to claw this run yeah i took boot sequence over it best decision of the game no i took a sweeping beam over it sweeping beam that was the one i wonder if i was supposed to play scrape there we still have our buffer though hello world but you only see receive claws uh wouldn't work that well also bulb wouldn't work that well because uh claws will always start out at three damage whenever they come out of all for one [Music] all right we didn't set up our incense burner i should have done that will it come back to bite me in the ass or will i just get off 74 buffers sorry i can't play my best while this shit's going how's the runs today hey death bunny thank you for the two months um i haven't lost yet because i'm too good a little pendant i am too good you think i should buy cauldron here what if i bought cauldron just to flex this be the second youtuber now let's be our third win of the day if it uh if it gets there i think if it puts up a valiant effort against the heart it'll still be a youtuber this deck has no right to be going this well hear that deck you don't belong here and also more energy and stuff is like all beneficial yep the draws please i would say pretty good draws so okay we just have to kill this guy before rotato potato okay that should help for us drawing seven voids the next turn just don't draw seven voids this turn one void's fine money chat do you like money money i think chad likes it when i say that when they when i say money you guys like it when i say money is that is that fun for you is that nice is that satisfying all right we do need to we do need to actually set up our instance burner this time this is like omega important and we're going to be really good about it yes [Music] you say this one and what brought you to this decision that you liked money that was my best mr krabs impression how'd i do no don't keep reducing my focus how am i going to have enough to block hey we want to kill you this turn if we can pen nib's not that important it's more important to kill you this turn okay unceasing top what the [ __ ] is that overcock or another rip and tear okay with a com with a full omimori let us begin don't do it to him don't make him feel that bad don't don't do it to him game don't do it to him man chad doesn't need to feel that bad they only regret their words and their deeds that badly um [Music] um um i could try to scrape for it this turn but seems bad it seems like we're just needing to eat our buffer in like 30 damage just bad hand with a lot of status straws okay 26. you're really not going to give me the offer one are you yeah yeah yeah yeah um would have been really nice because it's uh if we had gotten it because it's technically infinite um dexterity here wait no this is infinite because we have energy wait no this is infinite [Music] when you don't even realize that you have the infinite a few moments later 69 69 i saw it i did it i did it one hour later negative 69 focus courtesy of the best relic in the game data disc 346 minutes later i think we don't need to play meteor strike but like i'm chilling man going to a hundred strength at a hundred decks several days later 102. let's see what we can do you know frost i think i kept the the hologram costings are on purpose by the way i should have shuffled the defense in it's fine hey didn't die pog i feel like i'm playing the the [ __ ] the the one punch man mod again that's cheating you're cheating 212 damage a beam cell for two mana just doesn't make sense my brain doesn't like that damn didn't get in the infinite here [Music] punch i'm keeping this hologram costing zero i'm doing it again i want to see it show me the infinite [ __ ] [Music] damn it all right let's do it to him let's do it to him big bazongas [Music] what the [ __ ] man snekko doubters true where are my stucco doubters at huh i saw you guys [Music] you

Channel: Frost Prime

Views: 167,357

Keywords: frostprime, frost, rougelike, rougelite, slay the spire, the defect, defect, reprogram, sts, ascension 20, act 4, heart, heart fight

Id: h9wTQJwVCW4

Length: 51min 39sec (3099 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 11 2022