The Sopranos - The Food

don't say anything just eat cauliflower 399 a pop the garo sport back home in the hole - Camila a specced oh yes if you parmesan sandwich [ __ ] you has an Ochoa's in her caterer yet she booked Villa de Roma good cuz if he asked me Caravaggio's is slipping I heard they fired their produce guy enough I'm so sick and tired of hearing you people talk about food food food that's all anybody ever talks about is for soup cheese and [ __ ] fava beans I'm drowning here you make this pizza we'll make a dis [ __ ] we're asking you this your store logo sir that's in my box spy was found at a crime scene i beets I never hurt nobody come again sir you don't find any bacteria in he kids broke into verbum dei high school broke things they left us there now you tell me their names I go put my foot over there got a long struggle Adam that's for sure doctors rehab physical therapy [ __ ] gunshot I get sick when I think plus interstate fraud and if Carlos that's talking hominin Americans eat smelly cheese and sip cold wine tell them we're from the land of aromatic Asiago and supple Barolo spaghetti and meatballs you tell them or geta with broccoli rabe [Applause] that's not much now of course but it's a pretty flexible space lets you cut the dog groomer next door in case your korean friend wants some lunch you know they really do eat dogs I mean not all of them but I asked him oh Jesus Christ Happy Thanksgiving model who needs it oh come on Turkish tree potatoes pumpkin pie you gotta love all that yes because you never lived through the why over major antipast versus then soap meatballs and Scott old then the baked manigott then the bird I'm an Atari someone here to the mine beautiful Lily [ __ ] a man is Turkey I had a shoving drum stick up his ass yeah yeah goddamn juice place moving in here with Jews juice Jamba Juice your boss went sold a building he sold the building I got a kid in college where my [ __ ] eggs you two-footed Vito that's gotta be resolved baby's good tonight [Music] nice to see you hope you have a pleasant evening [Music] 7:00 a full dinner huh I'm done already it's good gravy today I just want your undivided attention for once is it so much to [ __ ] ask for a little bit of a tender is it fishy it's fish you know what I mean for pizza oh let me smell what the [ __ ] are you doing sill take it easy I'm losing my balls over here this [ __ ] morons playing hazel get the [ __ ] out of here he's on tree-sweet for the cheese on trailers leave the [ __ ] cheese there alright I love [ __ ] cheese at my feet I stick [ __ ] provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning alright so these the [ __ ] [ __ ] cheese where it is yeah yeah yeah Fred have a good time see you I was dropping off some dandelion so a beautiful patch in a vacant lot over by 15th Street nice salad oh it doesn't make a lot over on 15th Street trolled the neighborhood dose go to piss buddy don't be so sensitive I was being polite it's like like eating red fescue I'll take an egg you want an egg Bobby make my nephew a knight I am sick of hearing about your [ __ ] restaurant shut up about are you the president [ __ ] [ __ ] do you know about it I got nothing hey MA what's wrong with you are you doing ask any American to describe an Italian American in this country invariably is gonna reference The Godfather Goodfellas good movies and the rest I want to mention pizza good movies deep pizza bye take your hat off excuse me they don't sell hot dogs here I will not eat in this house jr. take me home I'm not finished you're my uncle John she'll come back just Virginia ham go go get yourself some more no I'm full it's good dog you never let me feed you it's not even washing his hands how are you feeling Oh what can I say what's up I said we got pie I saved it from the open house are you wearing makeup I can't eat dad it's got cholesterol I made it with the low fat cheese yeah what brings you here remember that pastry place for hours budgets our macarons oh they're too sweet I want the macarons I don't care leave some out for the lunatics you know I read last week in the paper about this family in st. Louis Obispo in California that whole family died of trichinosis that's uncooked pork for Jo with a nice duck ragu homemade it's nothing oh no oh I mean this is really the last time I am never coming back to this house is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti now think about it why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat the hell are you doing in my refrigerator you forgot your lunch box Tom what you just - I'm very sorry I became her that [ __ ] Romain all the way to [ __ ] over here now who came in here and ate my [ __ ] nice sweet tea anyway thought you needed to know right away you are gonna eat that okay thanks so good look inspector soup [Music] having dinner hey you Tony was sitting down that's good you want to cheese something to drink let's not get into it you're the one that said mine just please leave I didn't want to look at you what's the Delian götze still Wang RT we're in the middle of a family meeting I'm not even here do you know who that was well I mean obviously you do and what is he a patient you know I can't say mr. Borglum they're setting up your table right now whoa you got prime rib at home what are you talking about follow you I'm gonna call my lawyer you [ __ ] yo how's all that footage entropy can clam chowder go sick god damn it Janice noodles Anya it's not so great but you need something on your stomach baby Karen made that oh sorry that's her last CD before she died I didn't know she's been wonderful to all this looking after Bobby Jon you in Sofia bring a dinner over the house Janice she's a pretty good cook since when everybody stares clear her food now she made lasagna the other night delicious with sweet sausage along with the beef I thought Karen's was good but sweet sausage in little pieces and a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese that's right that's Carmela's lasagne [ __ ] you're talking about you always think the worst of everybody jr. I'm fine enjoy your lasagne just don't come running to me hmm god I love Meryl Karen Seeley so seats Janice oh I forgot you don't eat pork in that way well I get it starting again it's a vegetarian Mambo's the birthday boys favorite where is he he's out back oh good [Applause] [Music] when you're tasting stuff there's nothing else like oh please come never do your colored jokes the sausage twirling honey [Music] in Czech Republic too we love pork you ever have our sausages no no I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's a gem in the Czech Republic too we love pork ever had our sausages salami sub hold the Mayo we're at a male change my meat to Black Forest you will have our sausages get rid of these ah let go let go get a pastry box move it it's better now fill it with cannoli shfooyadell and napoleons get a box you judge my fight what the [ __ ] is wrong with you well into a microscope and I gotta here in the street you shot some [ __ ] civilian in the foot because he made you wait for bunch [ __ ] Paul don't [ __ ] Paulie hey whose [ __ ] welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around yet chill it's [ __ ] discrimination already bold men make bold statements why they send you over I'm looking for a burger not converted rice looks embarrassed mouna me a couple of burger baskets I don't mean white like Caucasian I mean a white man like a friend cusimano he's Italian but he's a man I got for my old man would have called a Wonderbread [ __ ] you know he just sunday gravy out of a job where'd you get the little place in Garfield honey where we get the sausage you know ladies compliments of the house got the monthly Gianna party you want a pair of hippos to walk out of here that's imported pancetta in there [ __ ] Ortiz father intintola once you grab a sandwich and we'll talk later you will not believe the food and that's what I hear although they'd have to be doing something pretty special back there to Trump you two ladies at the spice rack Wow where did you check up the fresh basil really adds to it no please [Music] do you want to stay for dinner something wrong calm just tell me so I know how many steaks to defrost Tony's not gonna make it well as I was saying my real concern for Tony he doesn't give a flying [ __ ] you know it and I know it least for the foreseeable future then that's even a bigger reason he's a sinner father and you come up here and you eat his steaks call this an intervention I think you have this mo where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women and I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow as well as the sexual tension game whoa for that matter if this is wrong why did God put this man in my life is it God that put him there or is there a particular need you have right now see I never understand us didn't he put the need there say when say your dad when Jono Wanaka father I don't know what to say I'm so upset why what's wrong that's your idea of a good luncheon speaker I suggest you think about who really keeps this parish alive year after year as long as it gets old I don't give a [ __ ] holy [ __ ] hey what did one prick say to the other prick you see that you see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads what do you mean throw me let me get off my car before you flip it over you fat [ __ ] where's that [ __ ] manicott it's gone if a [ __ ] tray in there I was hungry son of a [ __ ] know this muffin basket from you and your partners it's the least we could do think on this burger boy you were gone a long time when he White Castle did you have I didn't I swear I can smell them oh now you're gonna leave your lowlife pizza what do you been eating steak no Welsh [ __ ] I know it I [ __ ] knew it yeah Bobby take this I can't Hey Oh peppers and eggs that's what I should have passed meet him red purpose well Julie you alright they're dropping like [ __ ] flies so that truck called boiled meat you people a nobody told us to the eighties I'm kidding you y'all [ __ ] did you put any more [ __ ] in here that much we milk this tofu dad I hit all that [ __ ] yeah me too shut up you said you liked this soy no I lied she was taking me to the video store [ __ ] nosy eat your money gone who the [ __ ] is Mauro Zucca can I just get some macaroni and gravy monkey coos is crystal green okay ballet fruit de deux each take what you're talking about if you were in India you would go to hell for that I'm not an Indian what do I give a [ __ ] come down to eat Jesus Christ is that all you people do the lunch we had with Jim a wood chipper what the [ __ ] is that quail ala bucco baby quail stuffed with fennel sausage can I get aid for meeting this didn't I see this kind of pot this morning took a [ __ ] on a statue what did you do to this scroll it's delicious balsamic huh that's all they haven't Kings these days balsamic balsamic balsamic my mother never heard of all Sammy this is a thank you for Sunday dinner some tripe and tomatoes I made we gotta be the only two people who like a tripe oh my god Richie thank you it's for you for later for dinner whatever you want to do the kids are gonna freak out when they see this I'm making breakfast you want some eggs don't want some eggs go see Beansie [ __ ] powerful ejek would you make him some [ __ ] eggs no more burritos are you now working with me what did he put that on the store tab he says take from Tony Soprano never misses an occasion Christmas Columbus Day have something to eat before I send her to st. Ambrose a shelter and I know poor people are going to get this but I can't resist a lot bread [ __ ] they got the fried zucchini flowers stuff with that melted the dragon yeah I helped yourself your fat [ __ ] they good you told anybody else there you go some Zuppa muscles and Tony you got the last dozen flowers oh my god daddy what happened that's an Indian restaurant it is so graces it'll maybe just out of consideration for those you dumped those [ __ ] muscles you gave me for your pleasure [ __ ] outbreak whoa Nellie I handpick every piece of shellfish myself oh yeah you're smelling them as you're picking them or you're staring off into space worrying about paying your [ __ ] rent or whatever it is you're [ __ ] worried about Tony you ate mussels been said what island top of the line after entire Indian dinner you ate at an Indian restaurant there you go set a plate that is ready wash my hands you just wash your hand then I tied my shoes so what okay then put your [ __ ] shoelaces here average man [ __ ] us is a [ __ ] sewer you look at ladies John's you could even make more warm than ice cream from the toilets hey there's exceptions what a men's piss all over the [ __ ] floor your nose Jim with cigarettes and mothball cakes and they can pull all the [ __ ] and I say one time there my friend it does nothing to kill germs even if you keep your shoes tied and you're not dragging your laces through your window shut the [ __ ] up you're not hungry I'm some bozo no thanks I got no appetite oh yeah boom friends like us call them spoon somebody whacked a kid see you identical twin Oh deal the time identity yeah how some me only happened that identical twins a lot of times they'll die within a couple of days of each other that would have been okay with me believe me you want to commit suicide tie your shoes and have a bite abridge all what are you doing here go and your mother sleep delivery still is coming every week Southern California versus no today I swear I got a vent owes me 300 orders already there's gotta be $30 worth of meat there gabagool chops and a beautiful standing ropes you wanna back to hook me now beautiful coffee scent you like it standing with the bone I have the end piece Johnny let's eat while it's still hot baby the lady loves her meat four stitches round dinner what you witnessed that day where the meat came from and your mother's great pleasure in it was the only time you could count on her being in a good mood when the weekly meat delivery from such reality shut up at the house Oh Fusco the vegetable man maybe probably the only time your man got laid probably pretty sick huh getting turned on by free cold cuts do you think that your mother questioned why the meat was free the meat that was going into her children's mouths no no no I don't want to know I don't want to [ __ ] think about any of this [ __ ] witnessing not only your mother and father sexuality but also the violence and blood so closely connected to the food you were about to eat and also the thought that someday you might be called upon to bring home the bacon like your father holders from a slice I got a goal kinda like proofs Madeleine's what Marcel Proust wrote a seven-volume classic remembrance of things past he took a bite of a Madeleine it's a kind of a tea cookie he used to have when he was a child and that one bite unleashed a tide of memories of his childhood and ultimately of his entire life this sounds very gay I hope you're not saying that I brought him some wood so Russell Crowe I mean he's tracked right they're gonna sever off his head and he's telling him how to do it I know and then he Yanks a sword from that dude that was so fat what about when the guy gets to with that spike thing and chunks of his head go flying or enough already oh we're making conversation you know people are trying to eat thank you you're [ __ ] delicious really just a pecorino right the hell would heat it up it's good like this put the pasta back in the pot yeah a little gravy and a little butter then put the fire back on for 45 seconds stir it up real nice 45 seconds yeah that way - macaroni absorbs the gravy instead of just coats it this is for flavor there was an entire wedge of Jarlsberg here this morning what appetite I don't know damn it Jesus Christ come alive been bustin my pick all day long to bring home the money you're so concerned about and I thought maybe I could have a sundae and zone out in front of the friggin TV because hey you're right my job is extremely stressful oh my god I forget to take that out control he'll do my commission call one eight hundred seven to set up a consultation to check the health of your portfolio hmm I got pictures of my new house oh let me say they are just out of the up thank you now [Music] damnit I really want Lobster so girls what's it gonna be I have what I always have chicken Mario 15 years of chicken Mario can't you try the veal chop with something for once give me a hard time for I like the chicken maybe I'll have a steak you don't need a steak krysta free Dominic I know you don't know me but yeah you're the guy you were broken the stool one is that time you stole all those pork loins yeah that's not why I'm here today no cactus for me like artichokes did somebody go through the order make sure we got everything this time just [ __ ] goddamn orange peel beef spicy shrimp and roll that's Nori's favorite special yellowtail Toro scallion then oysters you tell me we're gonna stop well keep it coming I don't know about you but ever since we found this place I catch myself fantasizing about this me too sometimes joint sex we're very lucky $40 for a piece of fish they just flew in the first class I think we're more than lucky you alright cuz you're fine I'm [ __ ] warning you here he goes mr. type A personality we are here to talk about you killing yourself with drugs not my [ __ ] personality that's right I'm gonna kill myself the way you [ __ ] are you gonna have a heart attack by the time you [ __ ] oh wait sit down you talking to the boss here seared ahi mixed greens and an iced tea please Philly cheesesteak how's that steak okay mm-hmm hon yeah lettuce takes an over rare make sure you eat you to me no thank you I'm eight pounds away from my goal I'm fitting in that dress Jesus can we talk about anything in this family besides food don't eat that pepper when carmine died what gentlemen start your engines he's just Christ Artie I could recite that menu in my sleep where'd he get this bread the bread museum daddy passed up 45 minutes for some grilled eggplant you didn't notice are these games a little off lately hottie you've been to this that Giovanni up by Troy Hills I haven't been supposed to be incredible he's a kid right I hate fish but is with the agrodolce yoky I'll take your word it's a little too rich for my stomach okay just a bank I think it's a lamb ragout it was just a scoop of cold regard holy [ __ ] it's awesome fresh that fish with pistachios what'd I tell you is that a beautiful fish away oh but God's sake he's a [ __ ] first time here try to johnnycakes what's that pancake made with white cornmeal New England specialty and give me some of them Jimmy Dean's our sausages are made in-house here's your Johnny cakes I gotta warn you they're addictive look good usual and dreaming of those Johnny cakes can't be Jim Johnny cakes hospitai you mind did you give any thought at all to someone else who might want to read it before you tore out the entire page what [ __ ] [Music] you [Music] you

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Length: 42min 8sec (2528 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 03 2019

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