The Sopranos - Skip Li(s)pari

Tony doesn't know your back yet does he Jesus Christ no I didn't go see him gay guys are all alike hey you seen guys drag their dicks before Sal take advantage of the government's generosity playing both ends against the middle price will you give me a window over here Tony already thinks maybe I flipped I got to be careful Jimmy Altieri ate that pill for you and he's suspicions about being in a form of went to the grave with Jimmy Altieri yeah yeah and I know Tony thirty years now this spammy okay you've been a lot tit since 98 [ __ ] chauffeur service doing from the doctor that we have fine field we're gonna let you back on the streets and earn we want results they stuff the Kate his own mother Sal huh stretch the odd his own uncle wanted him whacked he said so yourself he's been [ __ ] on you for years I know what I said plus he's been crying to a shrink twice a week you don't know this man so don't sit they would tell me you're gonna take a bullet for some yuppie who thinks you're his errand boy his last shipment what the Naples maybe two months ago 30 containers too close to a container Junior how to get the operation over to who specifically Ricker okay go work so there's something else you should know you're talking like the Moltisanti kid might get his but Tony where's he at with junior these days ain't spoken months it's like all these years before nothing what'd I tell you you think Tony really gives a flying [ __ ] about you stinger boss [ __ ] joke more like this thing of mine it's the same all over look out for number one you don't understand we go [ __ ] back I mean so Bo I get but [ __ ] Paulie he's probably dizzy from all that hairspray and the subtle one the deep forty old folio if ever there was a guy in desperate need of a [ __ ] nickname at least he's Italian trying to get passed over for a Samoan sasebo three years out of Quantico he's a new agent in charge you're [ __ ] kiddin me what happened to Paterno Kansas City eleven years doing this [ __ ] waldemar wyczchuk you had a lobster Fra Diavolo with him in Atlantic City on the 14th of this month he got blown up look we're not necessarily trying to pin this on soprano or anybody in your crew Sal but drawing no conclusions but what do you got for me I had some coffee got to quit tell me about the merger talks do you want me to say Philadelphia's been putting pressure on the shy business that's been going on since Moses wore short pants Tony's still resisting the Philly overtures sometimes push you don't act like a guy that's facing dirty of the life force L&H come on don't get heavy with me you come to my house cuz somebody's leaning on your ass eight o'clock in the morning come to my house you know what this looks like I'm doing all I can to help you guys [ __ ] prick you think I'm wearing a wire in God's house yes we don't care so much about the service it's a party right after at Tony's house you miserable [ __ ] on the kid sponsor [ __ ] sponsoring dude the [ __ ] up you late does not go on my record I'm talking about common courtesy here I got a life outside of this to look at you so we got I think he knows knows what well he suspects who what what are you talking about he's been looking at me different these glances glances but there was a moment of glance yeah [ __ ] glance this is simple and I'm gonna help you out here you gotta keep in mind that you're the one who's different now you're the one seeing through different eyes you're the one with the new attitude I know the man and I see he's the one who's different with me the odds don't favor it either way it doesn't matter to you hey Sal I wasn't the one selling heroin okay and I wasn't the one who got pinched for it so what do I do what do you doing you do everything you can do do what you do to a girl that you want to [ __ ] they can love you where you got for me pause the list of the major investors in webistics other than that I haven't seen Tony in a while you mean besides the night Tony captor Bevilaqua kid what are you talking about did you [ __ ] me did you [ __ ] me take it easy take it easy how about I put a bullet in that stupid [ __ ] boar's head of yours he was spotted Sal so don't go pulling my taffy because I have this [ __ ] second if you lie to me you will never see the streets where you live for 50 [ __ ] years did you know about this no if you knew soprano was planning something and didn't tell me and then went [ __ ] like told you no well there was someone else with Tony tonight he shot the kid up a quote-unquote husky accomplice yeah yeah but the witness couldn't ID him Oh Oh Salvatore were you the perp the witness couldn't make what the [ __ ] are you talking about are you crazy when I [ __ ] tell you huh no [ __ ] violence I would have burned you right now I let the judge throw away the [ __ ] key I'm gonna decide to believe you okay but here's what you're gonna do for me I want to hear Tony's voice on tapes out saying I killed Matthew Bevilaqua no distortions nor throat clearings no [ __ ] nose blowings okay okay I get it but let me ask you something if I did ride with Tony on something like that don't you think it would only get me tighter with him raise my coinage make Tony forget all his suspicions you're a cute prick puss I'll give you that get me Tony on tape talking about this murder so there's the witness no joke so you don't want to see my darker side I owe you skip the rest of my life I'll never forget you look the other way on that Bevilaqua beef what the bureau would never turn its head on a murder charge all right what else could you say at this point right what do you know about Scottsdale Arizona yeah I was thinking I would pick there to live when this assignment is on assignment you know when I'm in witness protection they got more than 300 days of sunshine golf giant spring training naturally I'm talking about if they do my two years in Lewisburg I've been thinking about taking some courses while I'm in the can psychology criminology maybe go around and give lectures at police departments on OC that's an idea an airline ticket from the scatino bus stop Tony made the guy order blocks of these things through the sporting goods store I'll put it on file you could use it as probable cause for a warrant couldn't you evidence of extortion intent to defraud those are Rico predicates right first you'd have to try to take it to Tony at least too small to use any of them himself he probably moved them by now however this engagement party for the sister I'm gonna want to wire you up I know you're sensitive that [ __ ] that what the [ __ ] was I his errand boy the satyr yeah running all over looking for his kids science teachers [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that any faith I had went out the window that very day cw-16 massero yeah [ __ ] guy thinks I'm his friend now talking about Rico predicates and probable cause all of a sudden we're the good guys it's the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome I seen since Patty Hearst that was said I'll tell you though I'm kind of worried about Sal with these fantasies of law enforcement these things can work two ways skin you can find yourself getting too close Lipari this is fat man you know so I just heard about they're gonna Jack a load of these pokey man cards ultra sati and another individual Goodwin I don't know yet I sit out certeyn right let's go and see what you can find out but I can no we won't you go in a wall in any hi jack hear me we let you earn but no violent crimes right okay what the [ __ ] sounds they got away what did I tell you huh what did I tell you I didn't go with them I was following them to the boost and then I was gonna call you even if they would have spotted you hmm the Moltisanti kid and his friend what was your plan for that that was the beauty part I didn't even use my own car switch with my son you hit a [ __ ] 7-eleven clerk how was he in a coma [ __ ] they were gonna pinch you for leaving the scene but I got you out of it oh you again why not an FBI employee Sal okay that's not gonna happen but I got a lot to offer and I hate LCN I know I miss spent most of my life I know that I know [ __ ] a well we live in a society of laws I got it you are gonna help us build a case against Tony Soprano and then you're gonna go do your time for selling heroin and then you get out and start a new life it's a good thing it's a lucky thing so don't be that way I can show you statistics I don't cut yeah what's the matter what's the matter I know I know Tony's your best friend president Franklin is my best friend and he's in there look some co-operators when they finally get that new identity they do pretty [ __ ] good once that I worked will became recycling and garbage commissioner of a good-sized city in Florida

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Length: 9min 49sec (589 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 05 2018