The Sopranos - Random "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" scenes

i go to make a pickup from yo yo mendez he says it ain't my corner anymore it's junior's christopher this ain't the time they're moving in i say we go to defcon four i gotta assess this all right what are we politicians does this look like the senate to ut this is about respect of our thing why don't you shut the [ __ ] up it doesn't concern you yes it is i represent you out there and i'm tired of putting my tail between my legs this ain't negotiation time this is scarface final scene [ __ ] bazookas under each arm say hello to my little friend always with the scenarios you don't do something i gotta question your leadership you're ungrateful little [ __ ] would you get the balls to question my leadership huh ah i'm just saying how it is rip your [ __ ] head off and finish the job you're the boss that's right i am and your lucky man i love died today here we go war of 99 we should go with you do what you're told when you're told hey how's the boy how am i i got dust up the crack of my ass and i'm starving to death you're doing an excellent job allow yourself to take pleasure in that guy's been ragging in my [ __ ] ear all day i'd like to kill the prick you hit that prick get him out of here just get him the hell out of here is there a problem look you made your point okay i made my point you made your point what point is that enough with this work stoppage this is a union safety official and he stays until the union deems this workplace is free of hazard i have the money you do oh christopher uh give the union a call and see if this gentleman here has paid off his union dues and then pop on his wheel covers we'll check the brake pads i'll get right on it i'll get your money okay we shall return how the [ __ ] lulu [ __ ] kevin or matt they've asked you about this thing honest i lied through my teeth but they knew [ __ ] nitwits they love me anyway it's hard to raise kids in an information age you know to protect them hey hey what's up who's got an anniversary or a special occasion what are these antiques i was picking up the chinaman's vague and the fed [ __ ] x-van was wide open guy went in for a burger or some [ __ ] no [ __ ] fedex they're usually pretty careful with those you did this on broad daylight and nobody saw me that's interstate commerce you [ __ ] mama luke you want to spend eight years in prison for a stupid stunt like that you'll be my guest i take a licking but keep on ticking don't get the [ __ ] out of here jesus christ what's with his ass he's got a lot on his mind seven and seven over here whoa whoa what tomorrow now what's the matter i got a quote from lyoko down at the brokerage your two friends beat the [ __ ] out of a broker two what is quick the guy who's pushing somewhere to stock it attracts negative attention then the two [ __ ] sticks rip off a porsche carrera from our own building i'll call then you'll go down there now what'd you get your license for christopher your resume huh i've been telling you spend more time down at the brokerage you're the [ __ ] sec compliance officer for christ's sake gotta exercise impulse control okay okay i'm sorry okay all right you're gonna drink or just sit there sit what the [ __ ] is the matter with you what's the matter you leave my gas burner on i almost lit a cigarette i could have died i apologize why you can't use a lighter to cook your [ __ ] like normal people is beyond me when everything was finally going good between us shut up about that why they're still gonna kiss your ass they don't care if you're junkie sit down sit down hit you [ __ ] take it off of me you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you yeah that's it go home get my dinner ready little [ __ ] he's going tony he's going big time you sure it was jackie jr i find him i'm doing them tonight no you're not why not cause i said so why i don't gotta explain anything to you because he's jackie appeals kid you're not gonna let this go you can't do that he took a shot at me tried to kill fury oh we're made well every person you whack you risk exposure major murder with the feds for christmas [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] hypocrite what the [ __ ] did you say you preach all this wise guys [ __ ] and meanwhile the only ones who got to play by the rules are us i love you what happens i decide not you now you don't love me anymore that breaks my heart but it's still [ __ ] bad cause you don't gotta love me but you will respect me if i were a carpenter and you were a douche bag hey what are you doing breaking my balls what's it look like tell you this no-show [ __ ] is tough deciding what not to wear to work what not to put in my lunchbox you're breaking my heart you should try sitting here at 10 30 to 3. you got caution hey you know that girl the other night danielle it's a piece of ass but [ __ ] rude it's all here you remember to put the spores in there that's not funny [ __ ] all that fiber optic cable high speed internet access a lot of money in this [ __ ] oh yeah hey though sorry i'm late what's up you tell me got a call from jack maseron mazer own construction a very angry call the m80 and the port-a-potty i [ __ ] told benny don't [ __ ] with me on this fiber optic [ __ ] so you knew it was gonna be boosted no well yeah i mean patsy mentioned jesus question if i wanted patsy in charge use your [ __ ] head christopher i'm sorry t i thought i was by drawing heat to a quarter billion dollar job think christopher think the big [ __ ] picture huh aren't they insured

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Length: 7min 29sec (449 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 03 2020