The Sopranos - Larry Barese - Part 2

so you get married settling down huh one door opens another door closes it's a [ __ ] expensive proposition though I didn't need that [ __ ] that happened the other day you don't need that [ __ ] to happen the other day you talk to the king of dermabrasion about what went down I'm talking to him and he's looking at his reflected in a plexiglass imagine getting a facelift one week later you're in jail can you imagine that you get a facelift from one week later you're in jail foreign I had the feeling you didn't like what you were hearing I expected to get [ __ ] out of that bit now that's a sad commentary Richie what's Larry gonna do the [ __ ] guys are guests of the government and while some people are stuffing themselves some people are out there stuffing themselves only Larry's got a trial coming up these are no position to go into the unknown not known but you are but weigh in any time I'm with him all things being equal no make a move against Tony Soprano no way I don't know what to tell you we are still hopelessly deadlocked one jurora refuses to deliberate and can't be reasoned with what should we do now your honor again I must move for a mistrial your honor the government asks that you give them another Allen charge to go back and try again as much as I'd like to this jury has been at it a long time I don't see where one or two more days is going to change anything bring in the jury ladies and gentlemen of the jury I see that you are hopelessly deadlocked and I have no choice but to declare a mistrial I know that you did the best you could you have performed a valuable service you may be excused she's held up he's going to start without him right yeah what can we say about this guy the ancient Romans had a word for it [ __ ] in all Canada though we love you Raymond good luck Larry what the [ __ ] are you doing here I thought you wanna house arrest [ __ ] damn I ever see that prison Dr God forbid I'm gonna say Hey [ __ ] stick they ever show you these in medical school they're called balls poor [ __ ] feature minor Tony sent the wrong x-con back to Jeff you realize I had an entire container of a port of provolone coming into that Port Saturday that [ __ ] fill and then put it on a truck took it to Westchester instead of Railway where we always split the lows ah Jesus that [ __ ] is liquid gold Tony knows what has to be done tell John where to find Antonio Bandero he just won't do it if he even knows where Tony B is give me a [ __ ] break of course he knows Christopher I feel for please huh let me tell you something Anthony Soprano is very enjoyed at keeping his family out of the [ __ ] up frying pan both cousins the rest of us but now not personal questions relating to yourself but about the family yeah you know the sports book in Roseville my rights that should go to me now Eugene was with me oh what did I just say it's not about yourself what do we do about Junior he's in jail that puts him out of our reach unnecessarily he's a demented old [ __ ] I say we do nothing let him rot several ties and this embarrassment right now Marvin Gaye his own nephew the boss of his family what happens to Junior is Tony score that's right Bobby all due respect where the [ __ ] were you that name why was the skip a babysitting Junior I had other family obligations it's my wife Tony volunteers are we done I'm going back to the hospital JT I want to introduce you to Carmine lupatazzi my co-executive producer on the project nice to finally meet I heard tidbits of what Chrissy's got in mind the genre and so forth but JT I gotta warn you I'm very Hands-On and learn that the hard way I want to welcome all of you to the first meeting of possible investors on this project some of you know I've had nine pictures under my subspecies four in the South Beach trumpet series alone each with 30 000 plus DVDs in print that being said I usually find it helpful at this stage to include my prospective partners and get your inputs on notes is we called them right now it's called pork store killer but I'm thinking just Cleaver I'm confused you said he's dead how's the evening up with anybody he's a ghost As I understood the zombie of sorts great Title by the way Still's on the canvas now [ __ ] 100 disaster point is Tony goes let's face it somebody's gonna have to step into the breach I'm a Young Man and now without the weight I'm a healthy man with longevity 's gonna make it [Applause] oh thank God so in keeping with this long-standing tradition of doing everything as [ __ ] backwards we are gathered here tonight for the bachelor party of already married man Christopher Martin foreign like I always say man it's not complete till he's married then he's finished [Laughter] congratulations thanks okay [ __ ] Ben Kingsley Danny Baldwin took him to [ __ ] acting school very well directed Morgan I think there's potentially more money in this than in the pawn we've done so what do we think we need the extra scene or not I like it the way it is I don't know Chrissy these audiences today love blood I tend to agree with Carlo I'm thinking one more sexy kill when Michael follows centrelot with a strip club what if he chop up one of the women who was Faith would have it was it one time Sally boy's mistress two extra shoot days at a minimum two different prices for [ __ ] theatrical release I have to get more money from Tony I want this [ __ ] thing out there yeah t what's up you coming down please you don't give two shits about production it's a little boring I gotta say I mean that was surprising to me Larry and I hung out at the set I don't know if you know this but the actors they don't make up what they say no it's true even denier ordered a girl's home the script girl Lorenzo Breezy hey how you doing my friend you're getting enough to eat Brian Rawley U.S Marshals service terms of your bail confined into your home sir say hello to Danny yeah [ __ ] lawyer excuse us Jesus Christ Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] is it with you he's hanging on my [ __ ] neck what do you want this guy's worried about you they want to come over yeah it's no problem don't put it on my cat of course that's what I want to talk to you about you know get anxious this year it's seven [ __ ] big ones yeah seven [ __ ] G's young seven thousand dollars I mean eight peanuts I don't mean to be out of order she said you don't need to be at horses be cool embarrassing me in front of my friends don't like to call me a [ __ ] deadbeat you know you know Sonny you're a real [ __ ] much you know the money come on don't be like that [Laughter] I think this is funny huh what the [ __ ] are you looking at you're a [ __ ] awesome you're a funny guy [Laughter] hey if you want to laugh this prick last week asked me to christen this kid oh funny guy [Laughter]

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Id: NafK4wZoz2Q

Length: 9min 48sec (588 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 27 2022