The Simpsons: Hit & Run, GTA for kids

hey there friends so I was recently thinking about The Simpsons hit and run an iconic PS2 game for my childhood I'm pretty sure that's where I learned to swear not from the game just from sheer anger it put me through let's go back and take a look and see if it still holds up and here we are and of course we must do what everyone does first kick marriage for no reason whatsoever this is the most cursed screenshot ever I'd rather not talk about how I got here okay I think I've reset first mission just go to the quickie mad this one's an easy one oh my God Nelson is also cursed I'm starting to think this whole game will be a lot more cursed than I remember Jesus Christ she's Nimble now hold on Tucker that poor family you're gonna have to get the roof changed for no reason right in front of his child why is Mr Burns hanging out here oh just moving his poison around okay fair enough mom called she says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work of course she does go outside the hardest mission of all I've yet to accomplish it okay and I think yeah I've got to go out and find Flanders stuff I parked in the most awkward spot imaginable and I have killed a child possibly too oh my God the cops really want to kill me well they want to arrest me at least I automatically go to my frame of thinking I suppose oh that was insurance fraud who the hell is this what is going on you know what let's just chat well Flanders wants it back now what will I use for a toilet all right there we go we got planners cooler back I was right by the way they didn't try and arrest me they just straight up knocked me down no no no no no don't get back in all right you know what I've loads of time anyway what oh my God I'm so bad at this oh my God that guy's no face oh wait no he's got an eye I think he might be a fish disguised as a human just in case I'm going to knock down all of these in quote humans [Music] and I just killed an entire School broth's worth of kids so far I've just been doing like little chores and odd jobs and I have murdered about 12 people no he looks over the back and yet I still nail his mailbox and do a perfect drift into my house homie you're late for work and today's your workplace evaluation with Mr Smithers scorpion Farm then where will my scorpions live only one person can help me Lenny I keep getting this mission to go outside it's so tough and I feel like it's talking to me you know IRL and I don't want to listen wait if I meant to be at work shouldn't Lenny be at work too oh God sorry Lenny hey Homer how about a breakfast churro no time tell me where to find Mr Smithers yeah I think I saw him at the Quickie Mart more breakfast churros for Lenny I'm gonna need a car with a little more junk in the trunk if I'm gonna take him out I wonder if Barney still has the plow King okay I gotta buy the plow King to attempt to murder my boss Bernie can I borrow the plow king take what you want sexy leprechaun just don't shoot me with that dart gun does everybody get that dialogue or is it just because I'm Irish anyway I've been collecting coins along the way because I knew that this game has this requirement that randomly you just gotta buy random stuff to delay you from completing the game I would have been to work by now but no I'm going after my boss to murder him plus while I'm at it I'm doing a different episode of The Simpsons insulting the Earth of my neighbor's lawn so nothing will grow ever again why are you cheering nothing about this is good I'm on that person's roof again all right kill my boss kill my boss I don't think I can even be hell liable here he keeps ramming me it's not my fault if he kills himself doing this like I'm just here plowing if you happen to get in my way that's not my fault good thing this isn't time because he's taking a while to kill himself and one more should do it oh wait he's pushing me out of the way wait I'll pull up over here there we go he did it and then I squished him oh my God I didn't realize the horn was so beefy on this thing now if I kill a child it's not really my fault because I beeped the horn see not my fault another school bus sound but again I beeped not my fault I have no insurance oh that guy just stole my coins sure I rammed him into him but it's still his fault oh I think I got them back I think he died off screen and I inherited them there we go that should be safe there you know these guys sort of look like the ones working for the Fairy Godmother and Shrek 2. oh I send him to the void all right run okay now that I've arrived at work I'm going to start destroying equipment it's my self-imposed mission it's also timed for some reason oh no no I can't remember how to jump I remember it there's one left where the it's up there of course it's up there can I get across okay it's not too bad why the hell would they put them up here anyway mindless drones return to your ugly families he doesn't seem that bothered that Smithers was murdered this morning where did I park my car oh yeah just like in the power plant continuously salting the place anyway back to assaulting people instead I never realized how terrifying Homer is in this thing if you start backing up look at this it's like he's the head of an owl it just spins 180 and he's looking right at us I am evil Homer I am okay don't do that that's not gonna hold up well in court we're going knocking over a child in your snow plow screaming I am evil Homer he tried to avoid me he was like oh no it's this dude again can I do a race in the snowplow one second I'm knocking over Milhouse instead of talking with him you little wiener what are you doing here Patty and Selma won't give me a license to ride a bike without safety Wheels unless I run the driving tests oh they do allow me why am I drifting backwards all right I'm Gonna Knock Down Patty and Soma because I think it's them making me do this I actually have no idea what doing the races gives you I think I was too annoyed by them when I was young I may have chosen the actual worst vehicle I could possibly choose for doing this it's pretty damn awful it's slow it can't handle these bumps it can't go around corners but it can knock down Paddy and Selma real good oh no am I gonna make it too oh my God I just made it one of three races completed well I'm just gonna assume that I would be able to complete the rest because I don't want to do any more take a ride with this nice man instead another thing I love about this game I'm guessing in order to keep the age rating you don't actually carjack people I'm just ride sharing right now before it was a thing and they also get homicidal Tendencies when I'm in the vehicle all right you wait out here I'll explain to marriage how you're living with us now honestly it wouldn't even be out of character oh I'm two-dimensional again and other unexplained news strange black vans have been appearing all over town oh and there is one of them the first conspiracy theorist Homer Simpson they're so sexy when you're paranoid okay it's a weird thing to encourage the tinfoil hat stays on in the bedroom come on dude you're a main character in The Simpsons franchise now I can't wait to buy all of your merchandise unnamed van driver I don't know what I'm supposed to do in this like if I'm supposed to be following him attacking them collecting stuff oh my friend got busted wait why would it spawn me in the wrong way why would it do this to me me and my friend here have been nothing but angels we don't deserve this also I can't see anything oh yeah what what did I hit all right he's dead so much for his merchandise I can't wait to buy the model of his burning care he's is gone yeah he's he's gone God damn it Dad Club what did you call me I mean it's accurate but you shouldn't say it okay burning wreckage man is back in Action he's probably like um what what did he say is sorry I just gotta remember keep an eye out for entirely imaginary walls oh God the engine does not sound healthy it might go up in Flames without hitting anything oh I'm at work so the cops can no longer legally arrest me well I just got absolutely destroyed oh my god oh no oh no the prophecy it has been fulfilled no he died no I can't get any other vehicles here oh this sucks oh this video game hey don't say it this is a treasure childhood memory okay this time I'm gonna spare your life because trust me if you come with me you were going to be a charred corpse can you come and get me I'll pay you it back robbed yeah give the car a back rub wait I didn't fail the bear is completely empty again there's a little bit of green I'll take it as long as it's in my favor being unfair is fair you think you've lost me do you it's just an absolute lunatic flying through a pane of glass he has killed so many people like I have two but I'm just saying maybe with more in common than I first thought we did yeah he creates a bad driver and everything we're basically twins I think he's driving slow because we're so far apart when I'm actually ahead of him so if he could speed up that would be great yeah you see now that he's realized out in front now he wants to go fast he always just goes smack into those walls ooh what's up there that looks kind of oh my God he's hit by me why am I so easily distractible this is the worst carrot Chase ever can I beat him here will it complete you can see him approaching slowly in the distance come on come on I know where you're going there's only one evil guy in town there we go mission complete now that I've uncovered the greatest Scandal to ever hit Springfield I'm gonna steal this rocket car and go get groceries oh Jesus I'm not gonna last long in this thing like I was destroying that poor innocent man's van how do I expect to use this thing oh there is another race though all right give me a go I don't think I'd even fit in this thing maybe if I was entirely horizontal Hey Bert it's me in a rocket cab uh winning a race and ruining my child's day it's good being a parent oh um I don't know about that chance though Homer maybe we should cool off a bit if the car is not looking or sounding good oh no no it's on fire no can I complete it on foot could I perhaps carjack the other drivers oh no I don't want to do it again carjacking a school bus and getting out of here why do bad things happen to good people this is another one of those things that I don't want to talk about you don't need to know how I got here oh sorry merge I'll get you next time and go away from the vehicle so that I don't get back in by accident is this why you called me here just to play in traffic come on marriage grow up a new violent video game has hit the streets and we need to get rid of it before it warps any children children whether it's bloops and bleeps but that game sounds awesome and therefore should be destroyed I guess okay let's destroy video games for marriage I don't know if I'm supposed to like smash the bejesus out of his van or just follow but I usually default to smashing the bejesus out of things if I don't know what to do oh my God he's just stuck going in a circle this poor old man probably doing a part-time job there we go I ruined the lives of all the children and the elderly oh are you well if you'll excuse me I have to go spy on my boss why are you mad about that your thing was worse damn you marriage you're a bad influence on homie that's my best marriage impression oh my God this is the last mission the fat and the Furious I hope you run into Vin Diesel I just remember this part being harder although I am making it look much harder than it actually is by smashing into every single man woman child wall or obstacle oh my God Carol's eyes are terrifying they're just bulging out of their sockets good thing I'm drunk ah that explains the eyes right wait we got a ray Smithers back to Mr Burns Mansion but I thought we already killed Smithers there he goes how did you get your car fixed all right judging how things have been going I should be easily able to beat this guy in a race even if I'm smashing into everything look at this commitment I'll do anything to save the town I don't think me or Homer fully understand what's even happening it's now a good time to mention I don't actually know where Mr Burns lives is it up on this person's house I've been up here a few times and I've not seen him up here I sure hope I'm going the right way like it's not ended yet so surely it must be going well I haven't seen him in a while though which is a bit concerning oh please just stuck somewhere I think I won I okay I'm gonna oh I missed him he's Nimble for a man of his age there we go that should teach him stop scamming the town with your stupid cameras or whatever I got the screams of anger as well yeah an older boy me to do it an older boy told me to do it I think I kicked off his lower jaw it's gone oh no it's back he's fine Smithers release the hounds and if this oaf was an employee of the plant fire him at once I wasn't really doing any work any oh my God what the hell was that old by the cops which is a really fun one if I'm remembering right although I think the difficulty might Spike so we might be in trouble and Bear's model is a little bit terrifying and also Milhouse foreign poor Mill House put him in the Catapult put them in the Catapult damn it you can't okay so avoid Principal Skinner and go buy video games that sounds easy enough I'll get you Bart oh my God I nearly landed on his head how did he know it was me Jesus Christ I might be expelled but he'll get the death penalty okay I think he just crashed somewhere because I lost him instantly I don't know where he got lost I think I should be driving a car like this instead I got the last game oh my God Jimbo is cursed oh that thing just exploded look at his eyes his mouth give it up for America's bad boy Jim was like um what I kick everyone before I talk to them assert dominance okay now instead of playing video games I'm going to collect fireworks energy depleting need sugar I don't think I'll need it my car will be a firework in a second oh wait I can I can repair it over here oh I can hear someone taking pictures of me ah not very discreet hey can I get a ride since you're here anyway what the hell is Barony drinking I'm inside of apparently by the way oh it's varnish okay well enjoy now that I have a timed event and also that he keeps snapping and it's making that annoying noise I'm thinking maybe this wasn't the best idea okay ignore the camera out of the way wannabe one dozen of your best Tijuana toilet cracks just give me fireworks get in to your vehicle I think I should swap as much as I like driving around with that cameraman but I always have time to launch a cat into space wait I just knocked down Ralph Chief Wiggum is right over there and he did nothing okay bye look at me still watching all right I'm gonna knock him down again and I'm gonna grab those fireworks and get out of here oh maybe not luckily once again I think he's stuck why does this keep happening I mean I shouldn't complain to be fair this is very helpful I think I have enough fireworks why am I collecting all of these oh no I'm going back to the video game now I have enough fireworks but I'm not going to use them who is this race the nerd to the Java server okay please just get stuck and make it easy for me no no no no no I didn't mean me I want him to get stuck okay I'm breaking many laws of physics but I'm somehow winning thank you not to move to Moon my mid-sized vehicle what I'm not in your vehicle I mean maybe it was just a general request he didn't say I did he just asked me not to I gotta Play Bone storm too give me one I'm still looking for the video game slash monster if you find me a World War II communication radio and a satellite then my creation will live seems reasonable to ask a 10 year old let's go wait what is this oh my God I need to follow that van I should have never got out I'd be in that fan right now I'm making this nice and easy by just driving in front of him at a slow pace so he's also at a slow pace oh there's someone underneath his car oh it's Lenny daddy the hell is going on here what is he doing all right I'm just gonna talk to Chief Wiggum like the game is asking me to do can you hear Herman's been robbed hey you don't know who did it do you because if you did boy that would be great I mean snake was just ramming into Vehicles right next to you but I knocked down your child and you didn't notice so I'm guessing you need glasses look for the thief and I even get a picture of him oh I remember this one being difficult wait what the hell what happened to you okay I have to race him to get the radio back he wants to add a legal street racing versus a child do his rap sheet hey you were supposed to eat my dust who is he talking to snake is way behind like I'm collecting coins here that's it snake I'm the criminal now I want your vehicle wait I can I not drive it oh that's sad and I thought you said like this this all was just chaos in every like in quote cutscene there's just a flaming car behind us collect the flat meat Before Time Runs Out avoid Abu and then just the smiley face like look at that character smoking away over there oh I remember this one being relatively hard I just know a lot of the missions were like simple enough and then randomly sprinkled in there's ones that are just near impossible okay I've murdered a few people I should probably collect their meat too but we'll settle for roadkill that are animals right now and head back to the Krusty Burger maybe I can upsell him on the human meat next time oh no I've killed 12 people you know what that means the cops are almost after me I better be careful oh there's a poo I was wondering I'm just gonna pray he gets stuck and go off in a random Direction it works take this Satellite Dish as a reward she gets 14 channels including the Outhouse Channel man I love watching that I don't even want to know what the OS channel is I'm gonna pray it's like an outhouse makeover Channel but I got my satellite building a better future for him I don't remember seeing that hold on I'll be right with you Mr Frank I'm just doing some vandalism you know boys will be boys I remember when I was young and used to go around to destroy vending machines with my bare hands now fetch me a blender with the puree and the frappe okay this feels like something you could get yourself if you get a kick I mean everyone gets a kick but you get like an angry kick another race up there from Ralph I always knew you were a racist oh no this is one of these impossibly hard missions I kicked him out of anger like preemptively you seem like a heavy drinker do you have a blender not now okay my monkeys have escaped that's a good conversation starter okay I'll need the Mr plow truck that I've already bought but now I need to buy it from my other character for 200. look at his little face up there even he knows this is wrong why is he just hanging out in the hospital care pack anyway staring off into the void I need your truck Homer why should I give you that because I love you pay up sucker you're charging your own son yeah I guess I am fair enough can't really argue with that what else can I get from him or it's just this I swear you can get different Vehicles I'm just not sure where I get them on this level yeah this is the bloody Mission this is it it's awful and I hate it I have to collect monkeys it's just they're all over the place like I don't even know what route to take just going at random at the moment and hoping for the best there's one thing I love to do it's just jumping in without any preparation or planning whatsoever that's why I end up in situations like this can I get up here okay I can't oh I even got that from down there excellent how do I jump again not a good oh my God what is happening it's not a good time to be trying to figure out the controls no there's one up there I assume there wasn't all right you know what I'll get these first and then go over the ramp are these actual like monkeys just jumping around the town why is no one addressing this why does no one care where's Chief weekend when you need him probably watching his son get absolutely flattened by a truck and doing nothing about it I [ __ ] missed it oh my God I better not lose than just this one monkey because up till now I think I had a pretty amazing route okay okay yes that was actually pretty good I love the random funny signs they have up around for Elise welcome home daddy's little angels now to put electrodes you're talking to me and Barrett or your or your monkeys okay well I hope so I don't want anything in my brain it's been empty for so long I don't want to change now so can I see the truck asaurus thing yes it's a word I would love to be able to say oh my God you bastard he keeps stalling this the interference would then cause the monster to malfunction okay fair enough I will kill everyone using a mobile phone then at least I've got the right vehicle for it all right you're using a mobile phone you die I'm a boomer who's chosen to go back in time and stop this old cell phone business right from the start okay he blew himself up I think this might be the last mission of this stage which is like pretty amazing considering I've only been doing this stage for about 25 minutes again he blew himself up okay that one was me I have no excuse for that one at least this one's being caught on camera I didn't do this one there we go and drive to the stadium God these missions were actually not too bad I think I got lucky on the monkey one I just remember there being hard missions on this one but now that I think about it it might be in Apu section who you may have forgotten has his own section in this game which was always a bit weird to me I don't know why it wasn't like grandpa or something but his missions are very difficult okay so now we get one of these fancy smancy cutscenes Bart is about to be absolutely demolished by this truck dinosaur and then he just goes missing honestly the storyline confused the bejesus out of me when I was a child I didn't understand what was going on at all like he got away from that only to be abducted by aliens out of nowhere foreign [Music] levels which honestly are very good other than Lisa being absolutely terrifying she's probably the most terrifying out of all the characters just in this Dimension I think it's the hair but her level is actually I think one of my favorites it's a really cool level okay I need to raise this nerd again to the Itchy and Scratchy store get the comic back before the time runs out I don't understand why I have to be here if he's driving though maybe like a carpool lane situation if I can remember this level I can go down here oh I'm a genius oh not so much I have to go around here hold on I got this yes this was a very dodgy shortcut if I remember correctly yeah that's why I don't know where I'm going I'm just driving and taking every shortcut that I remember I got here return before the comic deteriorates and I have a minute and a half I like how they at least came up with a reason for it though and it's like somewhat believable of the character because otherwise being timed makes zero sense oh my God Lisa calm down you already look terrifying you don't need to be screaming all the time too now to get this Inky treasure into its Milo Sanctuary what about bart what a great angle for this dramatic scene like he literally saw Barrett before he went missing we were also racing maybe he just didn't want to admit that he hangs out with miners in his car hello Milhouse tell me we're back oh my God it's a lot of pathetic cry March disappeared you have to help me find him well he might be a Wally weasels he likes the smell of the ball cage did he just say Barrett likes the smell of the ball pit I think everyone in this game is a weirdo alright well I can't find Bart but I found Maggie I lost Maggie again where's Bart I think he's at the planet hype this guy's obviously lying to me it's him that likes the smell of the ball pit I'm here driving like an absolute lunatic and I bet Milhouse is still gonna beat me there oh God it just repaired the sign and I destroyed it again yep here he is every time I just direct impact him with my vehicle I can do this all night keep leading me around I heard Bart might be out by the Springfield sign perhaps you'd like to share some chewing gum I would I mean no that's disgusting oh no the police know I was up for sharing gum bill has ratted me out I'm out of here nobody knows but they arrested me it's gonna go on her permanent record now you're never going to be president I've ruined her life oh my God this little weasel can I knock him off the bridge there we go it just launched back and then went straight back down again where is he oh they just teleported him up well that was a ginormous waste of time so you're dead it's Canon and if you come back I will fire you out of a cannon oh I was kicking this ball against the car for just a bit of downtime but that's not a ball that's a poo a very bad man is delivering roadkill to all the Crusty Burgers let's kill him which are cheaper than my Quickie dog wait if they're cheaper than yours what are you making your food out of I forgot how good a Poo's car is we'll have this soon enough I never knew the roadkill business was so competitive and lucrative Clayton was pretty cool yeah I love giving people Whiplash and then she realizes oh yeah my brother's missing the hell was that is that my cat what happened was a poo still in it is he dead wouldn't we just skip his section nobody knows right I'm pulling the alarm to show I'm serious and I'm teleporting your monkey sure I'm capable of anything have you seen him well let's see now um Bart helped me build a monster and then disappeared in a bright light and you didn't tell anyone what the hell is that thing in the jar it's his eyes I got my mojo working now yeah who cares we got our mojo working what outfits can I get Lisa cool I think I need that at some point Lisa Florida very fashionable you can tell it's homemade but with love ah good grandpa just hanging out here in his slippers let's not worry about him at all and just ask him for help I think my baby teeth are growing back that's why I had to punch that nurse yep let's just ignore this and go help Barrett I gotta purchase a school bus at Camp Krusty for 300 coins luckily I've been collecting as many as I can God Auto in the corner really looks like he needs those 300 coins he's looking rough wait I forgot you could drive them like this I will be there in no time and we get to listen to the pleasant sounds of Steel on terramac go around here we are also he's can probably tell I need a new vehicle oh my God he's not even looking down at me school bus for 300 coins back in my day that's how much they cost but when inflation School Bus probably costs like maybe even 305 now okay I got Bert's lucky red hat and grandpa said it fell out of this black sedan he also said that his baby teeth were growing in and he punched a nurse but oh well I'm gonna kill this man oh wait oh my God he saved it he's an action hero there we go oh my God she just laughs like a maniac the whole family is going down after this I'm sure enough of those vans got enough pictures to uh put us away for life wait another one wait why am I destroying this one also though the Hat fell out of the other one ah sure [ __ ] it kill now ask questions later task failed successfully don't really even know what happened to this guy he's just kind of dead I hit him once but he's just been hitting into other things himself oh she's pissed off because she didn't actually murder anyone in that one the cops oh that's why he's not been doing anything he doesn't know he's a cop you need a disguise purchase Lisa's cool clothes at 250 do I have that many coins oh God damn it I'm short wait I have an idea exit unlock all rewards launch honestly I think this is a better disguise it's like oh that's just a sandwich but I'll go with Lisa cool I think I just got the reference of this like the the wooden poles going in here I think each of them make one bowling pin if I'm remembering the episode right there's just so many references packed in here everywhere okay follow snake and find three strikes of evidence against him this seems way more important than a missing child counterfeit designer jeans oh my God that's the death penalty in itself isn't this a strike like he's he's ramming a cop strike two running over an elderly person without a license but if he had a license it would be fine I have one that's why it's been okay wait oh there's a dog in the boot I was like is that a body oh no he's gonna dump it on the bridge isn't it oh no I let him get away I'll assume he died oh no oh no all right we're fine that thing is going to kill me at some point I'm gonna end up as a bowling pin myself now about your brother I've seen lots of mysterious government types over at the Docks and you don't want to do anything about it thanks Chief you are a good cop after all ah you're just saying that yes I am oh yeah at least he's aware of it I guess Lisa just celebrating like I won meanwhile her brother is still missing I've got a shipment here of live macro you navigate the fishies to the finest restaurants in the squid yes oh I'm pretty sure this is a hard Mission I'm gonna fail it the first time for sure because I just don't know what's happening these men have gathered around and they're doing this weird dance in sync and I I don't know I'm too socially awkward to leave now is she just delivering them I thought she was vegetarian like yeah you'll never be fried and served oh she is freeing them I I don't know where I think she's just throwing them out on the road or someone's so smart she doesn't know much about how fish like to live does she it's like oh no I wouldn't put them in the washer then they drown that's cruel also it's a little bit risky given that that Captain might have a lead on Bert and I'm just flinging his fish all over town no no no no no no no no no no I'm not gonna make it I've got three two one yes oh thank goodness it's not time to get back I've yet to like properly really fail anything have I or have I just repressed it I could become a Simpsons Hit and Run speedrunner although I don't have a lot of patience and I get angry if I fail things and have to redo them so maybe it's not the best move for me but I think it's my calling oh okay I'm fine but yeah it's my calling yep my calling there she drove all right let's kill him I'm sick of bats getting all the attention it's Lisa time I kill wait hold on hold on I'm stuck under a lamp oh come on I think I have the wrong car for this I'm doing zero damage I'm doing negative damage if anything I'm buffing out previous Max he had on his vehicle I can clearly see it's a police officer but I want to keep ramming him but Bart gets blamed for it he's been kidnapped [Music] Jesus all right and with that crazy NPC the mission has failed I should have said nothing I jinxed it okay wait wait wait I'm gonna get a better vehicle it's pretty ruined but uh here we go we're going this way now oh my hair there we go that was much easier the cop and possibly Bart are dead Mission completed and once again task failed successfully this reminds me of when I was a little girl what and you hijacked a bus and killed a man God I destroyed the limo and killed Bart even in the cutscene she's like yep that's dead he got out and he boarded that ship how are you all seeing all of this and why is no one helping me all right I need to board the sea spanker I can still use this phone it's still good it's still good I got some wires there I just connected up a can oh no I think I'm on the wrong ramp oh I'm definitely on the wrong ramp I'm just thinking if I fail I'm gonna have to do the entire Chase of the limo again aren't I and I said it was easy but then I'm not going to be able to complete it again it's just the way these things go oh I think I made it oh yeah I made it all right eyes are everywhere oh the guilt oh now she's acting like she's guilt now that the cops are here okay we're just gonna gently up and land nearly Crush my brother hop out sorry friend kick him from the ship there we go is he gonna come back up or do I go down to him okay I think I'll go down to him oh no all right what is he quickly talk to him okay we're back up on the ship and after all this he won't even engage in small talk what it's tiny talk it doesn't even qualify as talk actually your favorite I used to love with the Simpsons when Bert said kiss my grits they would get the whole family laughing oh bats I'm so happy you're home but never leave again was that a pretty convincing marriage that was me by the way it wasn't the in-game voice or anything it's just my impression okay that was in game is talking though it's working a mother always knows best live laugh love bird she's got stilettos on too yeah get out of the way oh now you can't talk what's causing your ooga booga talk my special little guys Moogle has turned to Google do you think your voice actress sometimes looks at the lines and goes what what is this oh my God I forgot how could merch's run was look at all she's stuck she's stuck everyone having three kids really slows you down oh that's why okay I thought you were just stuck so this is the first map again but at night and From marriage's perspective we got a vehicle here what's the first mission follow the police to Laird Lads I mean I could just go there first right God it's the only time they're actually driving fast is when they need donuts my child was missing and they didn't care there we go I beat him here despite him moving at the speed of light he's like offer Donuts I'll do anything but my son getting murdered in front of me I sleep kill oh wait I hit the donut truck I genuinely thought it said kill I was like at least they're not hiding it anymore I definitely believe that because there's about seven NPCs so I will see you again I like how marriage was out on a crusade to stop violent video games but her solution to everything so far has been violent and she just laughs about it oh no what the hell happened to the truck there I think it's a little bit stuck I'm not very good at this I'm not very good at this I feel like she's insulting me constantly by saying that it's clearly directed at me the passive aggressive nature stop insulting me man what the hell you're supposed to be the nice one I'm gonna get her the worst outfit possible after this another one she says she knocks over another child look I'm doing this for Wickham we're gonna get this parent all right no matter how many children I kill boss it doesn't matter I'm talking to Wiggum why for a busy body housewife you sure get results that's what he says after I murder five children oh my God what's after happening best outfit ever marriage but I'm still getting you a horrible one do I have a map or anything I actually have no idea I've just been doing all of this by memory but I don't know if I have a map wait I have two missions here hello I'll take care of this for you if you help me take care of some things wait you have to specify what things because no one helps me do anything in this game go to the school to collect all the intercepted gifts don't let the time run out I don't remember this Mission at all is this an optional Mission might be optional but I feel obligated to do it because it's in the Name of Love Him and Skinner's mom you know we're all suckers for young love she says that she's ramping over Krusty Burger I'm guessing I can get some outfits at the quickie mat so I might head there collect the intercepted gifts wait there's someone the [ __ ] roof what's he doing with them kind of regretting helping now I assumed it would be easy I know there's just minimal effort I'm like no I don't really care about love anymore okay I got some Underpants how do I get out there oh my God he really doesn't want you getting those gifts oh I don't know I'm not gonna get them either by the looks of it oh no oh my God it literally launched me off the roof okay we got it now return to the comic book God God damn it all right get me my car I need to try out some of the other cars as well because I don't think I ever unlocked all the cars in this game I used to get the bare minimum because I just wouldn't have enough coins I hope we get a really romantic cutscene between Agnes and Comic Book Guy that'll probably scar us all for life if it actually happens okay well I did all that you stood here here's my number give me a call if you want I don't want it no I I I do not want this bonus mission complete okay do I get anything from it you've unlocked the comic book guys I already had that all right well I'll just keep going then number to self never help anyone out of the goodness of my heart ever again oh no I Cletus Mission these are always heard are you blind yeah are you blind parked vehicle no Cletus it's me Marge what okay he's just gonna flee from me I mean I would too even though I just drove into his driveway destroyed his vehicle oh my God those cows are terrifying I don't remember seeing them last time what am I even collecting off him that's worth driving through a nuclear power plant oh my God some of the NPCs are nuts in this game all right got it I really wish I knew what it was I was collecting how come I can't kick you but I can kick my son oh I got you I never run from me again but I ain't telling you nothing less than you help us with the Harvest Harvest if I'm going to be doing yard work I better change oh no I mean I can do that we can go wash up after we're done the missions all right you know what we wanted to get a new outfit anyway I just wanted to wear my own thing not be forced into it the future yet I just I don't want to address that I'm having a busy day I don't really want to try and save him was it inmate they wanted I'm assuming this isn't the one for the yard work her outfits aren't that great okay I'm back it's like getting the vehicle but I've backed it out into the street all right we need to have this catch a package for the winter yeah we're going to hibernation we'll just store up ketchup in in our cheeks we need them ketchup package people done throw it out to feed on yeah I always throw mine at the top fire truck ladder me all of the time oh God damn it I missed the shortcut but hopefully I can catch up please laugh hmm Mr Burns is Rich he should have many ketchup I forgot that this bad opened to be honest in marriage's level Checkmate no no no no no no no the last one is above can I get out of the car to get it that is the question get back in your car I don't want to I want to catch a packet why can't I pick it up and fight how was I supposed to know would just be floating up in the air in the nuclear power plant oh I'm flying like a turkey I mean he's not wrong I should pay more attention I don't know why I'm just playing his marriage it feels like she's always talking indirectly to me like oh I should pay more attention but in reality she's talking about me she's just criticizing me the entire time okay so it leads you down this way but actually you have to back up and take the ramp instead what a sick joke oh oh oh thank God I know I have 40 seconds to get back to his house oh wait okay thank goodness get away from the black sedan he's already confused himself oh no now I've confused myself we're both equally confused as well as this NPC I've taken the slowest route of this game not to worry though I think he's still stuck so we're okay what an escape like that was probably just an innocent detective had reports of some crazy lunatic driving around like a mad woman in a prisoner's outfit oh everyone's favorite character mole man why didn't he have a level that was such a missed opportunity I'm hiding from the police oh you're an outlaw too talk to Abe he mentioned crop circles once he mentions everything once he has no idea what he's talking about all right race Chief William to the retirement Castle why is he locking up and he just killed the man like he's so strict but on the weirdest things this would slow him down wait is he also taking this shortcut you mad man grandpa I made it I'm here to talk to you I can't tell you about crop circles right now those lousy Renegades stole my pills without my egg relief I'll start by nurses see this isn't helpful at all he's just going off in a rant all right I need his meds back from the bullies this is beyond bullying stealing an old man's medication but I guess the cops are busy locking the old folks up rather than actually caring for them which honestly is very reasonable you can only do so much you think he'll just give it back like I I'm in prison outfit who knows what I went away for it was for stealing old men's medication by the way okay so they swapped it for something else black sedan in front of the school they're collecting evidence the hell do they want with Grandpa's medication yeah please look away because I've missed one I need to go back and I think I'm going to fail oh God damn it I failed to collect item I just picked it up I heard the sound it gave me the serotonins oh and I gotta start the whole bloody Mission again it's gonna start getting really hard now isn't it maybe I should look at what other cars I have even though marriages one is actually pretty good I like it but if I fail any emissions it sucks and it's not my fault okay I think I have enough like I have enough for a week how do I even know that they have 10 in total I never visit Grandpa we don't care about him we found him wandering at the observator and we just left him there I like the escaping missions these are much easier I just drive like a lunatic and take every turn I can yeah ice your moon scramps I got your medication crazy medicine Grandpa you're crazy medication Jesus oh great now I need something to wake him up oh my God it never ends all right go to the quickie wait he's he's awake he's looking at me he's turning I think he's a drug addict and we're just enabling this Behavior Uh you just got robbed you're looking at me well to be fair I am in the prison outfit it kind of makes sense I was the perfect cover for those guys they're gonna think I was in on it oh my God they're giving us a cut scene this is a very important part of the story apparently ah what for the last freaking time tell me about the crop circles you're always surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchmen when one of them oh my God watering these pills it was so long ago that I'll have to describe it in sepia tone Oh very fancy this is actually a cool little not seen get kind of like a planet with an old-fashioned radio antenna coming off it a planet with an antenna and that sounds awfully familiar that's it it was on a bottle of Pop maybe that will jog Bart's memory okay yes I like that solution the heel Barrett instead of taking him to a hospital we'll just give him lots of cola enter bats bedroom okay I'm gonna enter through the window to give him a heart attack I'm gonna try and scare this madness out of him all right let's give him more madness I'm not sure hey Pat want to see my new outfit oh since I'm here in your room bat I would like to take uh this classy Woman's outfit that you have there we go I'm ready for Mission oh my God that crusty walkie-talkie's terrifying oh my God the Crusty phone there's always something terrifying in these cutscenes oh it wants me to wear the police outfit I just put on my Sunday Best objective look at your new outfit in the mirror okay wait must I do this on foot look at all the buzz caller why is there so much of it in my yard I don't think I'm completing this so the first try the camera changing is not helping me all right there we go actually I'm not doing too bad I might do it despite getting completely stuck on that I somehow managed to complete the mission who knows why I had to be dressed as a cop drive to the quickie Merit I will not I will walk there I love running that's why I have this great running pose oh there's ham on the parking table merch we should get it and some teeth that's it I'm going after it and any other evil Cola trucks I can find oh no she was already violent now she actually has a reason to be it's time for marriage mode to get into your vehicle can I get a different one I want something nice and strong I want the toughest car I have hers is already four I need something four and a half or five then the boss is five but we've already used that oh yes fire truck even though it has half a star acceleration police officer driving a fire truck just out murdering for the night okay I think this might be actually too slow to get anything done unless I do that just guide them into walls yeah well me too so sorry but you're dead now all right well that man is dead just from doing his normal nine to five some lunatic in a fire truck has killed him his family will more in his loss wait where is the next one oh it's going inside the Mansion okay seems reasonable I can't even fit I'm just kind of letting him knock himself out like literally he just continues to Ram me I hope that this will work it seems to be doing quite well there's poor people getting absolutely smashed in between us as well yeah I can't actually move if I wanted to so I hope this works I can't even see inside the tunnel anymore but I think my strategy is working oh no I don't know if he's gonna do it in Time come on dude you can do this no oh don't laugh I don't think I want this vehicle it's far too slow armored truck God knows where she got it no wonder they always have money problems they have like 20 vehicles oh I tried to land on him I probably shouldn't try the same strategy again should I yeah all right let's let's go come on we'll settle this in the Mansion or maybe not I seem to have him a little bit confused who knows what's going on honestly now he's ramming me I can't get out I just realized we came out of that hatch that we noticed on Homer's level they're like boards so it all linked up after all and now I'm just stuck this has nothing to do with them oh don't tell me there's another one I think there's a wrench there but I can't I can't see anything okay I have just been completely silent this entire time because I just want to beat this I don't want to have to do this again okay phew and I just gotta get away from the cops why do my actions have to have consequences I think I might have lost him using the same old roof I always use yep he's gone nice girls laughing away hysterical half the time cops are after me I'm leading them straight to my house oh and that's level complete all right well inside my house is outside their jurisdiction so there's nothing they can do see this is where I remember it going straight into the home resection last time I played this but it actually goes straight into the appu section look at him ready to go he's like yep I am a poo Simpson I see the connection more now like Marge went to a poo and told him about the cola but it was just such a throwaway line then I never really connected it before it just felt like the game went okay now you're a poo for some reason what does it want me to do I'm here I have no objective I don't understand oh okay I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber aha so there's his motivation oh my God we're kicking up a storm here I think these are some of my least favorite missions just like collecting stuff because they take such Jagged movements sometimes and you just miss a package you gotta go back you end up failing they end up getting stuck for some reason is he good okay he's good or you look over to make sure your OBS is still recording okay and then you miss a package and then you fail or maybe you don't because you're an epic gamer I am a Pro Gamer this is definitely something I believe in I'm not lying to myself your Misfortune is most entertaining to me dude Aaron you're supposed to slow down when I fall behind come back oh thank goodness I somehow managed to do it yep we're taking on the mob die mob yeah that who wins you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business it could come back to haunt you and your family oh my gosh your thinly weird threat has reminded me of my fatherly duties I'm supposed to pick up the octuplets at the doctors oh look everyone it's Lenny oh God we're gonna need a bigger car so we learned nothing other than that we are a bad father oh and now the mob is chasing us probably shouldn't have started kicking them at their own little Hideout wait a second what if he was just trying to give me that limo so I could go pick up the octopus oh no oh no oh no oh no where's the hospital okay thank God it's here wait they knew I was going to the hospital they've cut me off just taking the most awkward route possible okay they could never follow that it's impossible your babies are about to go to the bathroom all over my waiting room diapers aren't covered by your insurance oh no oh God I will get the diapers but there's no way I could fit them in my car maybe Mr Homer will have a large gas guzzling American vehicle that I could use oh excellent another reason to have to buy a vehicle Oh I thought it said a homer car and that was just a really cursed Homer in there but that's Professor Franken it's a hover car okay is it this one I'm supposed to be using yes I need to use this to collect diapers because reasons it makes sense okay just try not to think about it this is a van full of children let's get them oh my God they are ugly children definitely get them oh the worst thing about stealing all their diapers is they're gonna need adult diapers after this too they're gonna have like every medical issue Under the Sun there we go there's your last diapers I punched you into the hospital there as well brought you here figured you might need it I'm a good person deep down apparently tapu all these methods are justified by the end he doesn't want to get reincarnated as anything bad for having bad Cola in his store after all I wish to ask a favor everyone wants to wet there oh the MPC also wants to get involved here wants to get some screen time unfortunately from this angle she just can't be seen at all they replaced the billboard from earlier it's the Homer look at him waving okay slight issue I need clothes and I was not paying attention so now I don't know where to buy the clothes I also don't know how to check my objective ah Moe's that makes sense yeah as in mole clothes yes it does I knew it oh I want the B Sharps outfit but we gotta be American for now I am a lean mean S I don't understand what happened there at all I need to check myself out in the reflection apparently there we go follow the police to find a criminal follow the trail of donuts to find Chief Wiggum okay seems reasonable he went over the fountain here just dropped one in the sky oh look at that I did all this and he's at the police station who would have guessed and now he's going wild because he doesn't have his Donuts he's smashing into everyone he's angry watch out I'll [ __ ] off that was pathetic and he's trash talking me and everything oh and I still have to find him with these Donuts they've given up like slowing down for me now if they get ahead they don't do that anymore if anything they go faster no come on I went right next to it please let me make this I should probably use a faster car or you know just any other car this one was built by Homer oh my God where's he going what oh no what's he doing okay we're back on the road I think that was an accident he just smashes into everything inside okay come plan your indicator God damn it I have an excuse mine aren't even plugged in Jesus he just killed a family of four and a man driving a truck okay mission complete what am I doing here what is the point of all of this head over your wallet dude this is totally get mugged ah makes sense you have to pick up the litter for my community service it is a deal deal now hand over your wallet yes yes okay we made a deal but I'm still getting mugged my coins that is a lovely picture of you mole man I got paid for that as well maybe I should just get a job here I see Lisa has finally smashed through a wall with her school bus given the way I was driving it's not surprising why did I not change my car oh my God it vibrates a lot in turns what where are you going I'm following a lunatic as usual he's turning again his GPS must be lagging pull a U-turn immediately pull a U-turn immediately pull a U-turn immediately he's smashing into everything including me okay there we go wait I have to collect loads on foot and it's timed and I got a horrible time getting here because of him right let's hope for the best I hate repeating this sort of stuff so I hope I can do this okay all right okay I think that's the hardest part done jumping over that awful Gap really going to a lot of lengths here to check on my Cola supplier I could just stop stalking it I feel like I need a vehicle here and I I I can't find one so I'm just running around aimlessly I'm flying you're not dude you're falling repeatedly oh this was awful this could not have gone worse oh my God I just started clicking getting vehicle and I got this oh no the vehicle doesn't even understand which way the ground is anymore wait wait wait wait wait wait I can do this I can do this yes get his character get in come on no time for your animations I'm beeping at myself yes come on oh my God how did I do this given everything that happened wait I have to get back on the timer oh my God it's across the entire town how am I supposed to do I got so screwed on this mission for once it was really like only half my fault okay I think I can do it in his vehicle and I'm gonna try and drive really close to him so that he drives even faster okay he's definitely making speed he was popping wheelies there and everything okay he didn't smash into that wall head first this time that's good okay I think I made it here in a little bit faster time but not actually that much I thought the last one was really bad but it turns out that guy's just a really really bad slash drunk driver okay I made the jump now as long as I can find any vehicle whatsoever I think I'm okay come on dude anything come on you yes just pull up come on I may as well go to my car at this rate I honestly don't think I did much better than last time I have like an extra 10 seconds or something I don't think I can do this oh it was on the last turn oh this mission is brutal I even like remember it I had definitely repressed it a little bit but I think I have a better Roost down now at least I might try a different car too oh that's more like it the Bandit and now I look even more American come on dude go like pushing him along now okay that wasn't a bad time I think that was close enough to the last one and I've got my route so that I come up here do this terrifying jump and then rather than jumping down for those I'm gonna go back to my vehicle straight away we'll get those ones drop off the fire truck turn back around go through here it's stop there hopefully not fail the jumps yes very good okay back into the car that is pointing the correct way and we got one minute 20 to get back that's our best by fair I honestly think this is a little bit slower than the car built for Homer I think that's the fastest one I've used as much as I complained oh my God I made it back with a load of time this time 35 seconds my friend has the information at the DMV wait is this your friend oh no I need to go meet your friend who's this guy then or is this just some random dude collect the folder excellent I gotta have a bed for this greetings loyal customer they're having a little bit of an oblivion conversation yeah the Bishops sorry the folder is empty oh my God after all that the folder's empty just need help with a little more community service oh my God how much community service do you have it all intertwines doesn't it like we caught him in the last level with Lisa and now we end up having to help him out of it we're getting chased by the police and they actually seem to be competent from once of course oh no I keep crashing I really don't want to fail oh I know they're really after me wait they've made a roadblock oh my God they helped me thank you so much destroy the armored carrot but the police are still after me I don't know what to do I can't really do much to him so I'm kind of just driving along waiting for a spanner to appear this one up there but my car doesn't know how to jump that high there's one behind there no no no no no no no no no okay got it after him I wish I could use one of my better vehicles for this just gonna gently just grind him against the wall okay here we go gently oh okay gently oh no it's turning against me I think if he wanted to he could kill me very easily chicks love it when I do this well it's grinding your car up against another car what the hell were you thinking sir I honestly don't know and I don't understand what happened one more hit should do it though better not have scratched or not okay that's fine fine make me look like an idiot okay all right they just kind of spontaneously combusted in the end oh no oh no I should have repaired my vehicle okay please get lost like you do randomly for me I need it now more than ever oh thank you honestly now I'm really starting to understand why they did not care about Barrett it's all about snake if you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks then I will be forced to use profanity oh Jesus please tell them I don't want to get demonetized okay let's try and make conversation with this weirdo I have discovered that the evil Cola is being made in the Springfield Museum but that closes in five minutes and my car is out of gas just fill it up with a Quickie Mart at those prices no way fine we'll take my car oh and he's also going to drive me at least he can speak now so it's not just garbage where did you get this car from though did he actually get kidnapped or is this just an elaborate hoax to get out of wherever the hell he went okay and now I have to kill this guy for God knows what reason he's so fast I can't even catch up with him to murder him how inconsiderate God damn it okay let's try this again can't believe earlier when I was saying I haven't failed yet I was like maybe I can complete this game without failing okay this one is going a lot better now that I kind of know what I'm doing well you think I know what I'm doing because I've done this type of mission like 10 times already but against this particular enemy it's best to just Ram into him constantly there we go wait there's more oh God there's more what what's up with my car it's just beyblading for a while there Shiva H Vishnu the cola is dripping from that meteor ah yes it all makes sense now you see this is why it confused me as a child okay hell it's confusing me now okay and now that soda maker on the roof of the museum is destroyed and the skeleton falls apart oh we did it we we destroyed the Priceless archaeological artifact I saw that coming what way I did all the driving now let's find out who's behind all this strange color business here we go looking through the vent we're gonna find out yeah it's aliens we filmed these idiotic pipe heads with hidden cameras and beam it into everything this is the plot it was just such a weird turn is he quickly filming an Intergalactic reality show in Springfield I knew there was a simple explanation yeah exactly we were overthinking it all along I'm going to introduce the evil Cola into the water supply people will go mad I like it then we distribute laser guns at the squid Port tourist area I like it the cola Madden humans will go berserk I like it he seems to just like everything what size ventilation system do they have I'm just realizing that now a poo is like standing up in there I think that was just Trauma from the crash like Barrett is still in the okay oh there is a new birth section I wasn't sure if we were going straight to Homer or not I always repressed something this is going to be hard isn't it you've got to help me warn question about this alien plot and thus save the good people of Springfield I'm sorry sir but I cannot speak English I only speak Hindi oh that's very convenient yes I learned these words phonetically oh you're just scared of being vaporized by the space monsters up down up down go hot dog butter my undershirt blah blah blah well I'm convinced all right Apu is no longer helping us collect all the kids and get to cross the loose Studios before Krusty leaves okay wait that's the child like out there in the middle of the road I just have to knock them down all right just a normal drive then on one of the children is waiting on this flaming ramp of course and we died because of them along with all the rest of the children now that I look the bus is actually empty so I guess I have just been mowing down these children after all all right that wasn't too bad at all actually Barney where's Krusty I have to warn him Crusty's not here little Homer he he's down at the squid Port doing a promo for this new Buzz Cola but that's the call of the aliens are using to control all human behavior control human behavior great the only person we've told about this is Barony the least credible person in the entire universe how come when he's driving a truck leaking all that fast but I can't talk to the limo driver what he's running so it's just a race is it I'm so confused by some of these missions oh thank God that worked I was really worried for a second yes mission complete I think no idea what that was all about but we're gonna talk to Krusty now aliens are handing out free laser guns oh great now the clown knows as well all the important people in town are aware that's it a nerd Professor Frank wait he wants to go back to Professor Frank after last time not only that but he's fleeing he sees me and he knows he's in legal trouble the hell is he doing he's flopping all over the place where are we going he's definitely just trying to evade me he's doing laps of the town now guess I wouldn't blame him anyone I chase I either hunt down or kill oh my God he's doing more laps he's on his side wait you know he's over there he's doing more laps of this same area I think he's just out here trying to harm as many children as he can now I might be projecting a little bit he's jumping a bridge yeah he's a lunatic he's lost it completely looks like bear does too that dead stairs he ramped the bridge and not a word out of his mouth and after all that we do multiple laps of the town and we just end up at the observatory where we all knew we were going oh wait I can get an outfit this will make me feel better oh you go everyone's favorite bird costume yes this is what the aliens have done to me Mr Frank do you regret your actions even his teeth are all busted it says they're hiding the lasers in the Daft rocks excellent I'll just take out the entire City's beer supply I'll knock the wages out of the truck so I can show them to Krusty why are we trying to prove it to Krusty I guess he's gonna promote the product but shouldn't we go to the no the police are useless actually yeah let's let's visit the clown he's her best shot at this the police chief is a bigger clown oh my God I don't think the teeth are because of the costume it's just from all the direct head-on collisions I've had I think I just kills Carol but who cares I've knocked down a lot of children on this Boardwalk I mean I've knocked them down everywhere on the map but this Boardwalk especially all right let's get in a cut scene so they legally can't do anything about this whole ordeal oh he caught me wait why reset me though what oh God now I gotta get back in there okay I got the laser gun I saw this laser gun to crusty he'll have to believe me I don't know will he believed you even though you do look a lot more convincing since you literally look like you've been taken prisoner principal scanner aliens are Distributing deadly lasers All Over Springfield we gotta warn everybody all we've got to do young man is get that illicit Google out of your hands what clearly you forgot the school Zero Tolerance policy on lasers I have a chain around my ankle and he's just like yeah I better execute you fire in the hole all right he is the one who died though so it's a happy ending I think blah blah blah etc etc stay in school I can't my principal is dead I just killed him to complete this Mission you will need the Globex super villain car purchase it from Kearney why does he have a super villain like I know he's a bully but super villain here we go oh my God this thing is fast this is gonna be bad isn't it destroy all the free laser stands so I'm into all that trouble to show him a laser gun and they're giving them out free so it doesn't even matter honestly I don't know if I'm just in the zone I just crushed the child and knocked down another one um yeah I think I'm just in the zone I was going to say that I don't know if I'm in the zone but it seems to be going well but of course then everything stopped going well immediately the aliens have taken over the death Brewery and they're using it to store laser guns never my life I've ever had to do so much explaining what this is definitely why are you shaking your fist at me remember when I told you I sold my old car so you could go to college yeah it was a lie yay tough Luck's worth more I mean I think he'd settle for just basic hygiene at this point I don't think he cares about college oh it's a race I was trying to follow him where am I racing to the duff Factory okay it's all about the duff Factory this time oh I'm driving on top of my opponent maybe that's good in the long run might slow him down a little bit just from sheer confusion I know it did to me um I've gotten a little bit stuck okay mission complete thank goodness the cops were after me they're really responsive when it comes to me doing crimes and here are the aliens we even know our all-purpose evil Cola is spreading on the ground through your water supply it will wake the Dead zombies will rise from the grave yeah it takes quite the turn doesn't it right right it's the Heyday of Evening Shade oh man that sounds cool I mean oh no I hope their plan fails who am I kidding zombies eating brains this is gonna rock all I remember about these levels is is the damn nuclear power plant run which they make you do like three times and gets progressively harder and I couldn't do as a child I see marriage is just chilling on the couch while all this goes Haywire now now they're eating my brain oh the pain Lisa is unbothered by this and she's looking in the direction of the television collect supplies to fend off the zombies okay oh he just runs around and runs straight into a wall oh Ned is worried about pagans not the zombies that doesn't bother him if the zombies are dead why aren't they in heaven I hope my brain feeds a poor hungry zombie you got a weird family Ned oh thank God that's smashable how the hell am I supposed to get to the next place wait is it here I might just about make it just about why is everything so urgent oh the apocalypse yeah okay no that that's actually fair this time I need your chainsaw to chop up attacking zombies but then how will I defend myself no Momo shouldn't the weapons go to save people who have loved ones oh my God okay front-facing MO is kind of terrifying though I'm kind of okay with him being sacrificed it's nice that all these undeads still obey the rules of the road no no no no no no no oh that's not smashable I got very lucky last time okay just about made it destroy many lives but I made it all right so comic book guys hanging out at the school with the aliens so let's ask him so I can't remember what happens what happens if I get in with you oh I just sit on the back and you drive me around the dead aren't so bad after all okay as usual I wasn't paying attention but I think he said I need a zombie care and what do you know I just happen to have one and I have to follow this car who is going about 90 miles per hour in a school zone again with so much in common I'm sure we could put our differences aside but it's a zombie can I not knock down a zombie I'll get out of the way please oh no that's only gonna work like one quarter of the times isn't it that car looks like Shrek that cheered me up a little bit all right let's try this again I'm taking the lead this time there's one good thing about repeating missions I can be busy out here disobeying physics and not worried about losing him was that a zombie or just like hands mole man okay we got to the power plant I like even Homer it's like I'm bored of this level I'm not bored of this level but I know I'm gonna be angry with what's to come when can I get an outfit I want an outfit Professor Frank trust me protect Professor Frank from the aliens deliver the nuclear waste to the spaceship I like how they do it in like colorful child like Graphics so that I can understand oh and I have to drive this stupid hover car of his which is very very weak and this nuclear stuff at the back can just explode if I remember correctly you know I think we should have just taken a normal cat or a taxi perhaps okay nice and easy yep that was a bit of a risk but we did it but I'm amazed it didn't explode there maybe it's more forgiving than I thought maybe I should be going faster okay no I I think I made it but I think it gets harder every time there we go all right best of luck Frankie you tried to kill my son so I don't really care if I he's even celebrating I'm throwing like a candy wrapper in an updraft he really doesn't care about any of this does he he's just having the time of his life oh oh my God I don't remember that Jesus Christ can I get another one of those oh this time it's just Ralph sticking things up his nose okay it's also terrifying yeah that's that's cool can I buy an outfit now home or a dirty Homer Donuts that's a good one Homer evil that's another good one I went with Homer dirty I just feel like no one would pick this one and I felt bad for it it's buried nuclear waste his poison Springfield for years to come good old Mr Burns he'll save us yeah returning to everyone who just would not help us apparently the clown Mr Burns me can you come and get me I'll pay you in back rubs he said to his own car I don't know where I'm going just kind of taking every shortcut I see oh I know the zombie police are after me again I'm just in constant dead legal trouble I'll figure out the line eventually Homer I am evil Homer he says he knocks down innocent pedestrians and you're not actually evil Homer you're just dirty Homer oh my God I barely even made it back climb the wreckage to Mr Burns office we caught all the bodies these all the employees that showed up late seems like a reasonable task for a middle-aged out-of-shaped man at least they get some free coins that's nice and it's all just funding the police force they keep taking him off me oh my God please turn the camera I don't know how and I can't see oh no I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this no no no no no no no oh the same jump cut damn it I wonder combined how much of my life has been wasted on this one challenge because I've played this game a few times just fun facts to ponder as I do it again sometimes he just forgets the double jump it just doesn't work no no okay I think we're all right if you oh are we up I'm still scared my heart rate is still high okay we made it up look at him just hiding behind the little chair no you bastard please let there be a way up oh wait no that's okay that's that's fine I'm safe no I'm not safe but the camera doesn't want to turn God damn it okay I can't figure this out can I just go to Mission select and select the next mission will I be there yes now I don't have to figure out the puzzle at all no I I still oh God damn it I'm not smart it's like a plate fall guys or something what the guy I stood on that one okay I think I made it by sheer luck I sort of figured out a pattern in that case here's the map to where I buried nuclear waste barrels All Over Springfield oh that's convenient all right hope I land this where the hell am I right okay here we go there we go all in the knees at least I can drive my own car but I think in the next two it doesn't let me drive my own okay the previous lines are still there no no no no no no that's all right it just killed a zombie and technically he was already dead so I can't be charged for that one never mind the countless other ones though oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no come on I hate this all right restart we can do this I'm sure I'm a much better gamer than I was when I was like 10. okay well it took me 10 seconds just to manage to pick up the waste but I still believe in this run [Music] oh my God I lost it again this is not going to be as easy as I thought it would be like I knew they'd be hard but I was like come on I've played so many games I'm ready for this oh my God please get out of the way they are all lunatics no it's bubbling I don't like the sound of that okay I went a reasonable speed the entire way and just tried to be careful it took a lot of restraint but I got it done I'm doing this elaborate Dance Now talk to snake why is it all of us the weirdest of characters and he's just hanging out here that child is about to get sucked up by the beam let's not say anything oh no this is even worse this time it requires me to drive there and back I remember being so pissed off by this when I was a child in fact I think that's where everything went kind of wrong my life is pretty good up until that point oh sorry Carol it's always Carol oh my God just find me and get on with your life there's no bringing Carol back I just went straight through that window and nothing happened I think I'm a ghost I'm also the Undead Okay we got it and now back to the school at least this was a car I practiced with so it's something you know I know how to control it at least it's a bit slidy oh chicks love it when I do this immersed or civilians I need to heal my character so I can [ __ ] see pick it up pick it up pick it up and go around foreign at Springfield I don't think they're worried about that right now snake whatever it is you did like knocked over a sign or something oh my God this is like the most pressure I've been under in the past year all right we made it we sacrificed oh me I was gonna say snake but I'm also up there all right mission complete who cares oh and lastly I'm a sacrifice my own father I gotta saved Springfield now you're not gonna sacrifice me for the greater good are you son no no no no no just because he's seen me do it to two other people never do that to my own father now Homer's father on the other hand oh my God this has some like jenge and I thought it would just be a slow one that I just need to drive perfectly or something oh now I need to race the alien to the power plant I just never saw the story going this way you know oh no yeah just make noises hope they just can't be bothered with us oh my God that's the guy I'm racing he was about to do a Fast and the Furious on me oh thank God I don't have to go through the gate wait I have a minute to get back a [ __ ] minutes that's impossible wait what no don't reset me okay I need to basically drive like an absolute lunatic which pretty much how I normally drive but I mean like even more so pretty sure this is the one I could never pass as a child by the way like if there's people in the comments who also remember just not being able to finish this can you let me know because I don't know is it just me if I had to give up or was this genuinely as hard as it feels it is oh my God I hit a little fence God damn it so now I gotta go back again driving when I can't even see I'm assuming the clock is gonna reset right and I can try again and I'm not just going to have this as my entire time to pick up the waste and drive it back to the school okay good I just made it back I just figured why bother with the race if I can avoid it please don't tell anybody I did this what save the world Grandpa everyone will know oh [ __ ] sake I knew that was going to be the death of me I think the car just blew off don't worry it's still fine oh well I guess that means I'm doing the race again I'll see you in a minute and a half with good news okay good news everyone I made it and it's been going really well I think Grandpa ate the rest of the remaining trucker pills we got him earlier because he's on fire oh oh no no no no no no no are you kidding me God damn it I couldn't even see and I wanted the spatter at least someone's having fun oh never mind my car exploded I feel bad about myself oh yeah me too okay I've got an idea I'm gonna repair and then I'm gonna go in and smash the barrel and get a nice good start so I'll just Ram the wall and here we go it's Gotta Buy me like three seconds right get out of my way every minute might be my lad it doesn't help that Grandpa's like having a panic attack during this entire Mission okay all right this is going pretty good oh my God if it exploded there I would have been so upset I can't get the cops after me I can't get the cops after me why do I keep hitting things when I can't get the cops after me oh no no no no no no no too much air too much hair all right all right grandpa it's your turn to ascend good luck up there yes grandpa is dead post for his final words that's what I'd want to say as well and there we have it their plan worked dad oh those fans [Applause] what an absolutely bizarre storyline this game ahead I just never really think about it and now I think I know why I wanted to quickly shout out my new channel where I'm going to be posting a bit of music a few covers and whatnot you can subscribe to that in the description or click here to check out the first song on the channel and that is the end of the video I hope you enjoyed it if you want to check out more of my content check it out here thank you so much for making it to the end that at least means you don't despise me hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 78min 12sec (4692 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 20 2022