PS2 Prisoner of Azkaban is an amazing fever dream

so I decided I'd go back and look at one of my  favorite Harry Potter games the PS2 version of   the Prisoner of Azkaban I'd actually put  this up with the PS1 Philosopher's Stone   and PS2 chamber Secrets I have very  fond memories of it but is it Rose   tinted glasses let's take a look I'll help  you find scabbers come on I forgot this is   how this game starts just finding a rat come  here you little oh scabbers Dead game over I do all of the work killing this book and Ron  just jumps on it like some professional wrestler   don't put it down until it's away from the door  for Ron is struggling I'm trying to pull this   thing away I'm just proving that I'm much stronger  than him like this isn't even hard for me this is   easy Harry what did you do that for well look who  it is what are you guys doing he didn't even know   it was Ron's rat he just saw a rash and picked  it up and then they went over to the bear Richter   you asked for it now boy okay Ron's going in  a duel so I'll stand over here for once while   Ron B's the main character he's doing pretty  good to be fair oh what I'm not involved in   this I'm like Draco back there I'm the leader  I don't have to do anything all right here's my   strategy Get Behind Enemy Lines and just Spam  them there we go you couldn't hit the side of   a barn Weasley well luckily we're not trying  to do that we're only hitting you come here   oh fantastic gameplay mining on the other side  of your face now aren't you Malfoy wait are you   saying Malfoy is Voldemort to see if another face  back there should we kill him oh I think I blew a   blood vessel when I was lifting that container it  was actually much heavier than I was letting on okay and she just leaves them with this monster  you know what you can have him I'm sure Ron wants   to be the main character for once he's sick of  Harry stealing the Limelight yeah just take him   take his soul we're gonna sue the school after  this all right we're out we're into the second   Carriage where Hermione has made like some  sort of maze for us as she was running out to   get help look at the cat doesn't even care what's  going on take the soul of the cash leave us alone screaming in Terror as Lupine came in  he's like I don't know you stranger   danger just screaming in fear hurry  who's screamed no one screamed Ron   is lying he's like no I wasn't scared at  all bro are you sure you're okay Harry I'm sure it'll help I don't think I need to read  I need a hospital and soon Harry and his friends   were safely in Gryffindor Talent you might be safe  but he's in a horrible mood he doesn't like that   he looked weak plus Ron just tried to give him up  to become the main character now I know where his   loyalties lie come on show me the foreign the  hell is that oh it's the book he gave me okay   I was like I'm not showing you anything Mister  he closed the doors and everything that's wicked   is it though since when does Ron love books it  would have been more fitting if Hermione asked   me what am I supposed to do now we're just kind  of wandering around show it to Ron yes I've done   that come on let's go okay all right if you told  me where we're going maybe we could get going   faster come on eh oh um she's got a non-speaking  role in this game oh no she's back we're okay   when you're supposed to be going somewhere with  Ron I guess so but I have no [ __ ] idea where   oh he learned the spell just like that someone  left a spell book out and we've learned what is   the point in classes I remember the Expelliarmus  spell I could learn every spell by going to the   library I'll start alphabetically so I've had  a cadaver first please a prefect badge let's   see in the entrance hall I forgot this game had  that awesome we're gonna find loads of stuff all   right here on can we go now wait you're not Ron  they've brought Dementors to guard the school   Ron is worried he's like oh he's replaced me that  Draco Malfoy really gets on my nerves yeah same   here Ron oh I run didn't see you there he goes  back into shock you cast rapendo at me and I'll   try and use expelliar ah okay we're practicing  our new spell gosh repindo at me yeah no problem   hold on let me get a bit closer there we go can  you block that Ron ah damn you Ron I'll kill you   right oh my God he's such a  powerful wizard he didn't even react oh my God he loves the pain he's into it  this is getting weirder and weirder let's   go and see Fred and George great idea now that  we've spelled so we can mug them what villains   are these the trespass who's that oh it's him  okay I was so confused oh my God there's so   much going on and I just arrived here he's  a little bedtime story to keep you busy   assaulting students why is this okay why does  Tumblr stand for this Ron has a concussion   and sure yeah we're all happy about that  but next time something bad could happen you're not conscious enough to help but you're   conscious enough to complain  that I'm not doing a good job okay I didn't know a ghost could soil himself  but he did and he got embarrassed and he left   thanks for sorting out peeps by the way you really  know how to cast that expelli armor spell thanks   and thank you as well Ron you're complaining  really helped Harry's like oh hidden treasure and   it's just in this case in the hall like this is  definitely someone's card this used bathroom Fred   and George is that their nickname together that is  so cute Hello this used bathroom it's great to see   you both right George what do you got to show us  then something really special this way where are   they taking us honestly they are so suspicious you  can swap control between Harry and Ron by pressing   Circle that's good because Harry's feeling a  little socially anxious right now he's hiding   behind the coal rack hey there's something odd  about that wall over there it's literally glowing   Ron we're standing right beside the passage I  know I'm literally opening it okay first of all   why is this hidden behind a disused bathroom  and second of all why have they put the map up   there what does this prove ah now I see it they're  trying to kill me yeah I got it message received   shouldn't have called them this used bathroom  it's a bomb Ron your brothers are awful [Music]   oh my God they're actually gonna kill them imagine  explaining this to their mother afterwards like we   killed Ron today we send him on a weird ghost  chase and he got attacked by Pixies and drops   down the tower what's the point of even opening  the store we opened the door and there's nothing   here does it need the old Weasley touch does it  aha yeah of course it does does it again yeah   there it is I don't know what he's doing to this  trunk Ron is not getting the message that he needs   help even though I keep saying it blimey there's  loads in here what are you talking about loads of   wives there's something odd about this war here  really he's like appearance just like oh that's   great run brilliant good stuff if there's loads of  these walls should I just open them all like what   is even holding this Castle up I don't say magic  there's no supporting walls here it doesn't make   any sense all right Harry's gonna climb this Rob  for some reason he is super athletic in every game   he's the only person in this game that can climb  like that Ron and Hermione can't naturally it's   because he wasn't allowed to use the stairs in the  dursleys you just have to go outside and climb a   rope straight up to the Second Story oh fantastic  I've lost run they can't even pin it on me it's   all Fred and George's fault honestly starting  to understand why this school doesn't use books   to teach books kind of of suck Hedwig oh thank  goodness I've Hedwig to help me you always have   to bribe Hedwig though he doesn't like help you  out of the goodness of his heart you have to feed   him here you go and he doesn't accept I or use you  have to pay him up front wait I am Hedwig oh my   God this is the best game ever made I forgot you  to do this the question is why didn't we just do   this from the very start instead of coming all the  way up this Tower and then an owl just flies to   get in anyway I see because there's an invisible  barrier going down I was going to try and find Ron I solemnly swear that I am up to no good he  doesn't even know he is to say that he's just   saying it randomly he just likes to act tough  is all surreptitiousness and I don't know how   we knew that either avoid being seen by what  oh by these Knights oh God I hope there's too   much stealth in this game honestly this school  security system is just weird just get some ring   motion detectors or something like what is that  it's just kind of jangling about just run away oh   I forgot about that that anytime Snape catches  you in this game he just throws a coughing fit   for some reason like I think it's a mistake  I never quite understood he's running after   me no I don't cough all over me Snape I've never  seen the Snape running oh hey guys Snape caught   me but he just opened mouth coughed on me a bit  and left me alone you know he's not so bad after   all hi look you remember it was flashing do you  want to have a look at your task list and see   what it means the hell are you talking about  young man oh okay let's end the day then what   a weird day it was hello Hermione doesn't even  make eye contact just glaring at her shoulder everyone's so scared I just missed stuff for sale yeah did they make you  do an obstacle course where you almost died   numerous times I'm getting worried about scabbers  who's being acting so strangely since we came to   Hogwarts I mean hasn't everyone been acting  strangely since we got here including us in   fact mostly us Amani Ron Harry would you come here  please Harry's like finally I'm not being singled   out at least they took the other main characters  too I would like you to go in there and bring   back the glacier spell book why is he talking like  that is it in slow motion or is he just depressed   and given what he said I assume we're just going  into a storeroom right to bring out the book and   everyone can just read it and learn oh no no no we  need to uh face certain death in order to get this   spell book of course if this were how it actually  worked then Harry would be the smartest person in   school he's the only one that's acrobatic enough  to do all this oh my God Harry what are you doing   Harry stop it there's no way I can get over that  there is you just have to believe in yourself   come on you think Harry was just naturally able  to do well he was actually I don't know how he   can do it I think he just he doesn't care like  he has no fear if he dies he dies and he just   accepts that Hermione Hermione can you move the  Hermione please I need to reflect the light over   here and she's just standing in the way come on  Hermione move Jesus all right there you go stay   down there now okay Harry's through alone because  it's shot behind him oh Jesus what is that camera   angle do we have to go through here now I'm  not even sure what these two are supposed to   be doing oh this is a different room entirely  oh we're all together again okay just by Magic   Tis the game for it after all come on Hermione  you're meant to be the smart one what's she doing   do you want to stand on this one specifically  shall we try standing on one of those symbols   on the floor yes please do it Hermione come on  where is she going oh she's found some treasure   Harry over here no not Harry Harry was fine God  damn it look there's a switch over there okay   excellent that opened the switch I'm guessing the  box has to replace one of them oh for [ __ ] sake   I should have made it Hermione that it replaced  she just stood off again oh no I've just realized   I need the box to [ __ ] get up in the first place  oh someone's sniffling it's from when Snape just   started open mouth coughing on them I'd like to  think that's Canon it's just Snape is not feeling   well and he hates all of these students so he  just keeps coughing on them yeah wow a page one   man's trash is another man's trash that's awful  all right finally we got to this damn button I   don't know why they're playing the heroic music  and whatnot all we're getting for this is a little   bit of house points it's not worth it look I just  hurt my ass my ass is not worth some house points   uh this book is killing me look at this little  face imagine Voldemort gets the news it's like   you know the boy who lived the guy you couldn't  kill yeah he died to a book at school weirdest   thing but what do we do now there's nowhere  to go do we need the Weasley touch oh we do   so if you don't have the Weasley touch you just  die in this piece whoa bye bye Ron that worked   affect these things Ron's not a fighter he has the  Weasley touch and that's it get off of me or I'll   give you all Weasley touch [Music] Hermione wait  how were they back with us all of a sudden what I can find the glacier spell book okay I wasn't  even sure if I'm supposed to go this way she does   not deserve the spell book Harry put in so much  work he's almost died like seven times already   oh a bit of a funky move there Hermione  this looks safe I'll just drop down here   on this ice yeah it'll be grand come on  let's go get that spell book now got it yes selfish you don't deserve  it this should be Harry's   yeah you see this is Instant Karma the whole  cave is collapsing now again another strong   lawsuit for the school I guess her parents  are Muggles they could just be sent a letter   like Oh BTW Hermione died doing wizard  stuff signed rubius Hagrid for some reason yeah you see that's a good reaction to just  finding a loose page in a treasure chest just yeah   oh my god what have you two been doing they're  just surrounded looking up I know whether they   were looking for Hermione or just looking at  God like please do something God would do more   at this point I think I'm not doing anything  to help them I should probably get down there oh I'm in the way all right so I'll just leave  you die then you two had it under control did you   okay now you're in the way let's get out of here  Lupine wants us dead and I'm not giving him the   satisfaction maybe if he's nice we'll kill Ron  or something but like you just need to ask you   know don't just throw me in here oh God Lupine  hasn't given up yet where there's nowhere to go oh when it opens I get it or or not okay I'm just  dead so weird because I'm doing this intense boss   fight but all I can think is pizza like I  I would love to cook a pizza in this thing   would you stop hitting me Jesus Christ man  we didn't even get to kill it because they   kept hitting me God damn it look at  him hiding behind the stairs that's   where he was hitting me from a while  ago no wonder he couldn't change angle wait did I kill it I was just going way too close  so it couldn't hit me and I think it gave up it   didn't feel like a fair fight so I understand  yes Ron will die ah unlucky maybe next time   don't smile at us like that don't try to be  endearing 50 house points for Gryffindor yeah   that was worth it we almost died but you know the  whole house gets 50 points I have a lot to do and   I chose a very inconvenient time to fall ill I  understand it was Snape wasn't it he's such a   dick just going around coughing on everyone come  on Harry it's potions next oh great so now we have   to go back to him he'll be coughing in our potions  and everything I'm gonna Rob Professor Lupine he   did try and kill us so I feel like this is okay  nice one since I'm passing the entrance hall I   may as well look for that prefect badge it should  be here somewhere and if I get it then I can just   wear the bloody thing oh it is back there I  thought I remembered that weird things your   memory will hold on to and what things that must  have replaced like probably something important   right I hate to say this but we should go to the  dungeons I know that's where we're going Jesus   Christ I'm flying like this is as fast as I can go  hello Malfoy it's nice to see you careful Potter   there's a dementor behind you no that's just Ron I  hope that's his only lying because when I try and   talk to him that's all he will do imagine being a  voice actor and this is all your contribution is   in the whole game oh the other ones is pretty  good too I feel a little bad for them to be   honest I think they're being taken advantage  of by Malfoy ing I come to see something else [Music] [Laughter]   bad guy they're showing a lot of restraint a wig  and weld potion will heal most common injuries   draco's like thank God remember that the most  powerful are you waving at the camera Mr Weasley   what the what is that what the hell was that  2000 intentional they're working together to   get me sick bring him to the front Jesus Christ  this whole class is insane wait you actually want   me to drag him along I think they tell you not to  move someone who's injured but come on Harry it's   show and tell I'm gonna show you to the class  and I'm gonna tell Snape he can do whatever he   wants to you I'm taking the long route I want  everyone in class to pay their respects to the   boy who lived pick up both vials of wig and weld  potion from the table both vials okay could we not   have just brought that to him okay so I can equip  it and then I'll drink one for me because I got a   little bit hurt by my clumsiness as well now stand  close to Potter hmm yummy I might actually have   have two of those if I can no ah it's not letting  me what if I give it to Hermione stand next to   Potter damn it what about Malfoy stand close damn  it this little walk everything about Snape in this   game is so cursed even his appearance thanks to  Mr Weasley's little side show we no longer have   time for the rest of the lesson so you will now  be gathering the ingredients for the antidote to   common poisons in your own time I feel like the  whole class is getting punished has to go out   and get these ingredients because of Harry and  Ron thanks a lot Weasley no problem well I'm   exhausted oh don't you start me too no you've  got him started now you know what if you guys   are exhausted just [ __ ] end the day the  house point took homes are to be counted   Slytherin Slytherin 136 tap pathetic 79 47 come  on Hufflepuff yeah that's more like it can I get   a whoop whoop Dumbledore I appreciate you playing  favorites as always Harry continued to worry about   the Dementors and serious black wait was he  worrying at all he hasn't said a word you've   got to help Neville what oh no what's wrong  with him now there's always like a side quest   where Neville is just on the brink of death due to  his own stupidity where's Hermione in the girl's   dormitory she's finding it easy to study up there  come help me level come on isn't she like using   the time Turner in this year which seems very  irresponsible um what is Ron doing anyway come   on let's go like she's using the time Turner which  is super irresponsible just because she wants to   take an extra class or two Dumbledore's like yeah  just become a time traveler instead of getting a   tutor and on top of all that now we've got to  help Neville even though she is all the time in   the world wow house points it's not a lunatic what  else have we got I remember in the Stone Circle in   the grounds okay I don't know why I'd even bother  when you get like 10 house points for it rescue   Neville from the ghoul on the fifth floor like  what even is that what is he doing I feel like   he'd be a much more interesting main character in  this game he's always just off doing wild [ __ ]   did you see it Potter and Weasley what the hell  what okay he didn't even try and hit me he just   started smashing stuff well don't worry I have  my strategy oh my God they're moans of pain   yeah I got him how are you doing Ron  oh not so great go on clear off now boy   yeah off they go into the voice there's  nothing out there by the way sorry I sound   so sick it's because Snape was open mouth  coughing on me just leave me alone alone   like look at this how did you get into  this situation Neville but honestly this   cool guy seems kind of cool you want to  join the friend group you can replace Ron good then Ron is giving out to me oh it's  cause only Ron has the Weasley touch to   open this package that's why I couldn't progress like look at this the school super nice I got Kamikaze and died what a way to go  up there Ron I honestly have no idea I'm   just trying to survive Harry I also want to  be a boy who lived a spell book oh ideal I   don't have to do some weird challenges for  some creepy teacher I just learn a spell and all it cost was disturbing the piece of some  innocent person but now in the name of Defense I'm   gonna torture them even more imagine being woken  up from Eternal Slumber and then this kid starts   torturing you for it he really liked these mirror  challenges didn't they they give me a lot of these   they're not even really challenges they're  just kind of annoyances because you can just   keep turning them until it gives you a cut scene  and then you win not sure what teachers watching   me here to give me house points but thank you  but also screw you for not helping whatsoever   help us Ron I can't make it to you Harry sorry  I can't get to you I can't make it to you having   an insightful conversation as always oh Jesus  what the hell kind of muggled studies is this   Neville must just be like what the hell are you  guys doing like why haven't you helped me yet yeah I will never even though it's done  absolutely nothing wrong like you're the   one disturbing it it has been nothing but nice  unless we assaulted it but yeah let's lock it   up forever now leave my friends alone yeah you  punk can we go back now please yes Jesus Christ   we're going back he keeps moaning and wanting  to go back like I'm running as fast as I can   can we go back now dude yes we're going like  the reason we're out here is because of you oh   great she's been attacked when we were away  we missed everything because of you Neville   now nasty temporary's got that serious black  okay so he just broke the news that Sirius   Black was in the castle just like that and just  like that we go to bed he breaks that news and   we're like okay sleep time ago it doesn't have a  normal person's view of what's dangerous oh had   a great time everybody it's Hagrid time out of  my way I want to go see Hagrid come on come on   come on come on Angry time let's go slytherin's  going to take the house Cup this year I don't   care Hagrid time where is he where is Hagrid Harry  just foaming at the bow it's running around for   Hagrid I got to remember all at least if this is  Neville's I am not giving it back oh wait don't I   need the potion stuff yeah there's something for  potions down here I was like what is that beam of   light but I didn't want to go to in case he got  abducted or something but now I remember it's for   you fellas we're the others oh my God why didn't  you come with me you idiot hey Hermione over here   I hope your voice carries hey come over here  it's just flapping his hand like crazy come on   he's got absolutely no bones in there no he's  hardly [ __ ] moved the front door is there and   she's just as bad God damn it come on let's go see  Hagrid no Harry I came all this way and I'm going   to do the task I can trick them with the light  and I want them to be eaten come here little   fella okay he got him yes murder finally pays off  how would no don't eat me he's him yeah there you   go come on let's go I thought he was talking to  the thing I was guiding out there for a second I   know he's trying to get me to hurry up he really  wants his hagra time there we got him G up there   now oh my God we're the castle go it's rendered  out of existence where all that's left Harry Ron   Hermione who wants to go first which are the only  options apparently it's like he didn't wait long   to show favoritism did he run right hippogriff  Ron go now stop it slow motion and everything   okay Hermione has tricked the hippogriff oh  no I wanted to swap to Ron he doesn't like   Ron well done I expect you'd like to fly him  uh no I'd rather not actually wait what are   these right catch as many as you can no I  don't want to this sounds scary go on then   I honestly think Hagrid just started this  class so that he could get cheap labor Free   Labor even is now a good time to ask like how  do I take off because I don't know how to go up   ah there we go oh no no we don't we're back  I figured it out just by mashing buttons oh   no am I actually gonna fail this because  of the delay in my learning how to fly   wait did the thing just throw me off it  that was great I'd say that deserves an a   oh wait I get an A okay no I'm fine with that  I thought that I actually had to get them all   night after restart good work he even winked  at me oh my God there's my thumbnail Malfoy no I love the intensity of the acting from all  of this the Malfoy no like I I felt like   he really really didn't care which is you  know it makes sense Harry made his way to   the Quidditch match unaware that events that  day would take an even worse term even worse   what are you on about today has been great  I got an A Malfoy got Gravely injured why   was Dumbledore just like okay with all of this  like I know they're a Pretty Reckless School   in general but like the mentors just swarming  the stadium and the Train the school in general oh my God why did you wake me like that  that was terrifying I know where serious   black is he's down in the dungeons oh yeah  it's because it's not actually run what a   great round impression though am I right oh  no oh yes that's Malfoy isn't it fantastic what it's just not his usual cheery self  Ron just bellowing orders at me Malfoy's   not a very good actor and just like that he's  defeated and our real run friend is free Ron now in the dungeons Harry come on   God he's so fast like that's our first clue  he's not exhausted he's power walking his   way to the dungeons Ron what are you doing  we can't take out serious black on our own come on just no response just come on all  right Harry we need to be careful Snape has   got to be around here somewhere and we can't  let him cough on us again I'm sick enough   already are you hiding on me are you trying  to jump out on me or something we've got to   get Professor Dumbledore oh you shut up he's  in the corner go on he's in the corner it's   just serious black just hiding over there just  chilling yeah the Betrayal I knew Ron was with   Voldemort since I first met him on the train  wait a second apologies Potion No Good night   really you've waited that entire time  just so you could be a hero like that   sound effect when he fell just sounded like  he just died there's a passageway marked on   the map but I'm not sure how to get into it  it's right here I can see it oh oh I need the   Weasley Touch of course Jesus there's an entire  army town here like has he planned this or is   this a coincidence because if he planned  this like this is attempted murder [Music]   wait what it just swapped to Harry all of a  sudden the game's like no place Harry come   on nice one Ron just eats it he doesn't understand  that pets don't do things out of love just bribery   here you go that's Hermione no fetch Dumbledore  that's Hermione no Dumbledore like honestly if   there was ever a time to tattle it's now he did  this for no reason go up the stairs they're not   happy that it's flying they wanted to use the  actual stairs oh my God don't sneak up on me   dude just went through that experience with your  doppelganger that space looks about the right size   for you yeah that's why I wanted your help run I  wanted his help to lift this damn thing come on   no stop oh my God there we go for three best  friends they're not very coordinated at all even the noises they make are absolutely  terrifying oh my God they keep throwing these   things at me and then just showing me their ass  look at that why would you invent this you have   an opportunity to insert something into the Harry  Potter world and you pick this who is even hiding   the spell books in places like this honestly why  are you here the reporter spell book it's not like   it's a dark spell it's just repairing stuff so if  you want to be a handyman you got to go through   this death obstacle course foreign oh wait I  should probably get Tweedledee and Tweedledum   over there they haven't even been talking I'm  disappointed they're not still holding the door they dying what is going on you know what  I'm not even gonna ask I'm just assuming   they're walking into the fire wait are  they both dead oh my God they are both dead Harry's just dead in the cutscene oh  wait he's up he's up hi Harry coming   I love how they just run by the knights  it doesn't even matter if they go stealth   oh no never mind Harry got guys [Music] wait oh  for God's sake this guy just lingering in here   they finally realized the knights probably aren't  the best security system in the world remember   in the first game when Hagrid keeps saying that  Gringotts is the only safer place than Hogwarts   I'm thinking he was exaggerating could do I just  run through and then what about the other two   do they just appear with me oh they do okay great  okay I think we're finally out of the dungeons oh   we still haven't got any grap horn  horn for Snape's potions class tomorrow   um Hermione oh my God he's actually done  something they're both amazed we're all   flabbergasted I'm worn out and I really could  do with a good sleep this is the one time I'll   be like yeah you know what you've earned the  champ you go to bed I'm off to bed what do   they do all day they're all just standing  there doing nothing I guess just resting   up for their classes that feel like kind of  a game of squid game or something 10 houses   he just screams it out and it just happens like  if we're deciding the house points why not give   it a bit more you know maybe a thousand next  time add a few zeros on there okay so I need to   collect the ingredients for potions now and I've  already gotten two one earlier when I fed those   plants those creatures and Ron actually managed  to do something so we've got two do you hope they   find serious black soon he sounds really scary I  can't imagine how you're feeling Harry she keeps   bringing this up better if you'd stop mentioning  it Ron yeah exactly this is like the third time   he's mentioned it just today it's like oh by the  way Harry just in case you're enjoying yourself   there's a murderer after you I think we ought to  see if Hagrid can help us why is she even saying   that she knows he's going to Hagrid this is the  only time he runs this fast there he is a little   romantic music playing as I approach him I've got  to tell you I just got a letter from the committee   for the disposal of dangerous creatures there  oh investigating the complaint against Buckbeak   made by Lucius Malfoy oh no still I shouldn't  bother you with that yeah you shouldn't damn you   hackers I'm sure there are more interesting  things to do no there is not I assure you   okay maybe he should be put down he's a danger  I'm talking about Ron by the way not Buckbeak   it goes like super slow motion sometimes the  game just doesn't know what the hell is going   on I think when there's too much on screen but  it actually kind of helps me there I got the   slow motion collect that ingredient I think  this is where we can get fire scenes who is   she talking to that's it we have all the fire  seeds we need okay so can I just abandon her   now oh my God they were actually making their way  over to her what lunatics well Hermione will just   have to walk all the way back I think Ron's  lost the plot a little bit his eyes are all   glazed over and he's just kind of spanking the  air oh my god look there she goes she's going   so fast she's fast when I'm not controlling  her when I'm controlling her she's so slow   this time it's Justified enjoy the dungeons last  night Potter I don't know why you sound so smug he   came out of it pretty bad to form the antidote  to uncommon poisons oh is Ryan gonna poison me   this time so we have to use it on me again  toasted dragonfly thoraxes and fairy wings   what water with the reactions in this game I have  ancient runes next you two go to charms I'll meet   you there she's not being very subtle about the  fact that she's a time traveler is she why don't   you go to your common room just attacking other  students from Harry Potter Dumbledore will never   punish me that's a dementor behind you Potter  don't go fainting now that's a dementor behind you   Potter who was saying that because Ron is the only  person in the room and someone said it twice I   can't wait to see what flitwick's going to show us  oh yeah I bet it's gonna be like a death defying   obstacle course what do you think hey I've been  here for a few days already I haven't been fed   is there somebody I can complain to perhaps what  is this am I battling okay this was a mistake it's   some team death match I'm gonna hide since that  is just complete chaos you're doing great team you   you're just doing fantastic we won okay so there  is a fight club in the Great Hall good to know I   think ravenclaw's got the most handsome Quidditch  Hogwarts well that's indirectly an insult to me   Missy you're lucky I'm also the least accurate  quidditch player Hogwarts has ever seen where's   the Irish fella are you the Irish one I really  don't know where to get fairy wings yeah that's   the Irish which is why the Carpe retractum spell  is useful uh good creative editing there now you   don't have to tell me why it's actually useful  sorry they sensed her arrival before she even   showed up miss Granger it's your turn to retrieve  the Carpe retractum spell book you're doing a   Hermione dirty here she wasn't even here for the  lesson she doesn't understand what she's doing I don't like the menu I don't like the menu's  voice I should specify it's it's just weird it   sounds like badass or more has Harry gotten any  of the Spells yet no Harry's learned nothing he's   putting in all the work what was that oh it's too  hot could you cool it down you're the only person   with useful spells I'm afraid there we go kind  of weird that they don't teach all the students   in the class just you know early bird catches  the worm and all that oh God Tweedle Dee and   Tweedle dump don't know what they have to do all  right fine I'll control you all right you get it   now no no he doesn't one two three oh my God  talk about Whiplash yet another lawsuit and an   ambush to top it all off you know I think next  year if the teachers really want to go all out   they get Voldemort in one of these things when  the door is open he's just standing right there   says something like so you want to learn when  Gary and laviosa do you at the moment though   I'm just considering these students that failed  some of these exams and they just got stuck down   here and zombified a little bit and this  is how Hogwarts deals with them afterwards yay They're All Dead happy music Hermione can  you squeeze through there I don't know if she   can she's trying her best but I okay there we  go I got it oh Jesus they almost crushed her oh   sweet Jesus they really go all out don't  they well it turns out my bet was right   um it's just a giant obstacle course looks  a bit more intimidating this time which   is surprising because Flitwick looks  like one of the more innocent teachers   whoa what the hell all right climb up just ignore  that pretend it didn't happen continue being   which Jesus walking on water over here I love  the way she like grunts while underwater like   getting a big mouthful of this stagnant water that  Flitwick is kept down here for centuries good ah   good I'm glad that the characters like subtly  let you know if things are good or not [Music] I don't know how to make or apply an antidote  so you'll just have to live with this poison I   think I really need some antidote now you're the  smart one tell me how to make it this Poison's   really affecting me I need some antidote oh no  she's just getting angry that I'm not giving   her the antidote there we go you're safe you're  in a cutscene now I need some antidotes oh no   maybe we're not safe oh I have some all  right my bad her hair isn't affected by   gravity anymore it's kind of neat I think it's  just like the world's strongest hairspray what   she's very excited for water that's great it's  the little things in life you know ah okay I   think I've solved this puzzle now I need to  get this ice block around but in order to   do that I'm gonna have to repair this box here  push the block destroy this box go back repair   this one push the block again and that stops  IT and straight onto the button excellent that   was tricky yeah it was tricky and think if you  didn't do it you'd just be left down here to   starve to death ah there they are I think they've  just accepted that they're gonna starve look at   them just idling down there Harry's confused  he's like I thought I was the main character   wait should I try and save them or should I  move on without them I I'm not really sure no I accidentally helped them okay they  haven't even noticed can you come on   oh there they come I see their Shadows I've been  calling them over they finally realized like oh   yeah we're main characters although I'm not really  sure what I have to do I must have to use one of   them since I just freed them oh wait I think I got  it nope not it surprisingly sneezes it off I mean   I'm not sure if that was the poisonous looking  Lake down there if that was just again Snape open   mouth coughing on me I can't believe he actually  gave me a virus ah so it is claim here okay from   another perspective it's like oh Harry's lost the  plot again he's just standing up there staring   off into space there we go good thing Harry is so  athletic oh no oh never mind we'll never see him   again do you think I could sue Flitwick for like  wrongful imprisonment or something like that good   oh never mind Ron thinks it's good the situation  is good okay I'm trying to repair the bridge Ron   is just not defending me at all he's standing back  there what do you think of this situation Ron good   all right yeah this is definitely good yeah I'm  just gonna [ __ ] run by this this is so good   oh now I can hear him fighting his way out of  course when it's up to him to protect himself   he's fine he just won't put himself out there  to help his friends honestly the only thing   he's good for is torturing the dead like I  honestly feel really weird about this one they   sound really pathetic and I'm just bringing  them out and killing them again I like how   I complain that Ron isn't helping Hermione and  I can see she's dying and I'm not helping her like listen to those pathetic sounds he reminds  me of myself okay now how the hell do I do this   puzzle I don't think Ron's gonna help anyway  oh I was wrong he did something well I did   something as Ron I forced him to help whoa whoa  now I'm just gonna leave him there I still have   no idea how I'm supposed to get up there though  why are the puzzles so hard all of a sudden wait   a second aha I'm a genius turns out the solution  was just to you know look in an obvious Place   wait you want me to freeze this now oh okay so  now I where do I gotta bring this ah it's all   making sense I see oh my God I'm blind here okay  Ron I need you to stand actually you know what   Hermione's nearly dead let's use her as the the  block now Hermione block yes good job Hermione   he's such a good friend the magical heroic music  plays I don't think I deserve that Hermione is   abandoning me and I can't really blame her just  exploring is wrong but it really feels like he's   just desperate to find the spell because so far  all he can do is torture the dead he has no cool   spell he saved Harry though so at least he was a  good friend for once now that I have Harry back I   don't need you anymore Hermione oh no oh God damn  it I shouldn't have said my plan before I pushed   okay so I need the new spell to get across here  I do not have the new spell where do I go yeah   I'll swap to one of the useful characters  and see if they can do anything what about   a good old-fashioned leap of faith Harry oh it  actually worked this time excellent oh I nearly   ran straight off oh Jesus and again I don't know  if it's Harry wanting to die or me subconsciously   wanting him to die but he is in danger drop I'm  hitting drop Harry come on drop all right you   know what you're getting left there then good luck  oh now he'll do it okay he knows I'm not playing   around Ron's just like no Harry's gonna get the  spell isn't he yeah this is finding a spell music   oh yeah there it is quickly Harry learn it so no  one else can the carving attract him spell them   there we go oh and he actually he destroyed  the book as well so no one else can learn it wow that did absolutely nothing finally got them all and the door just magically  opens the teacher's just like you know Harry you   can't leave this room until you murder the wall  okay they have dirt on me Harry they know it   was me that opened the Chamber of Secrets oh I'm  pretty sure I just fell down no that's great okay   it really looked like I just walked over an open  hole I was starting to be like okay this boy who   lived has plot however I'm starting to feel bad  for Voldemort are you mine what that space looks   about the right size for you is my conscience  talking to me is that my inside voice is my   inside voice Ron how does he know I'll just start  calling them over here oh okay she just gave me   um aha I found them well the area they're in where  are they oh they're down there hey come over here   why does she keep saying like every time I call  her and where is she what have you done with her   ah there she is I think it's really blurry all  right Hermione get in the hole so Jesus Christ   it's like a doggy door or something how did she  get through that oh wait this is flitwick's class   isn't it this is just like a regular sized door  for him all right I let him off with this one   what is this or um third year of learning  magic right yeah this seems reasonable oh Jesus Christ yeah this is totally normal  imagine Hermione's muggled parents saw this   like what are they even doing what is  Ron aiming at he's aiming at the ceiling no he killed Hermione Hermione is having  a rough class and yes remember this is   a class this is no like Epic Quest to Kill  Voldemort or anything this is just our morning   oh I know Ron is also pretty much dead  at least there's some good news what's   it doing now oh my God now it has swords yeah  Flitwick wants us dead Jesus Christ what was   that oh yeah oh yeah senior Beyblade over here  poor Hermione is having such a rough morning foreign did it work yes I took his head  off you did it Harry Jesus Christ flit   with Kate's children getting out of here 50.  house points for Gryffindor look at him he's   smiling but he is absolutely disgusted that no  one died in his class today I think I still have   potions stuff to find but I'm just going to go  to sleep instead it's been a rough day the house   point took almost oh my god look how excited  that guy is he's like yes stumbledore loves   Gryffindor this is in the bag poor Hufflepuff  dude they didn't even break triple figures yet   Gryffindor is in the lead his favoritism is just  unbelievable Professor Lupine sent me a note   he's going to teach me how to fend off Dementors  come we come along can't see any reason why not   okay I mean I can see a reason why not he sent a  letter directly to you that you can get lessons   Harry just shows up with his friends uh Ron I  think there's a secret passage behind here the   map says so but I don't have the Weasley touch  so I'm just confused there we go he pushes on   it and it slides to the side the Weasley touches  something else good he said good but he wasn't   that excited what was that oh my God it's a page  on these fellas and they're called the hinky punks   they even have an adorable little name oh this is  a shortcut to the fourth floor that's handy I was   just walking in there but this is where I need to  go although it does look a bit dangerous okay so   now we're coming out of the secret passage so you  know what to do right no no idea all right use the   old Weasley touch yeah there he goes I see you  brought your friends yeah I hope that's cool I   can tell his his body language is a little bit off  so I think he's a little bit pissed but then again   all of her body language is a little bit weird  you will face a pocket a creature that assumes   the form of the thing you most fear which for you  Harry is that of a dementor I mean he's afraid of   them he never said it's his deepest darkest fear  okay all right I get the bugger thing I understand   where you're going but what's with the obstacle  course what does this teach me about Dementors and   where are my friends why did I even bring them I  just walked into a closet and abandoned them okay   so I only learned this spell this morning but I  am still willing to just use it to fly here we go   yeah that's a lot of confidence right there  oh sweet Jesus Lupine what are you even doing   with this place oh my God he wants me dead oh  my God what's happening why is cutscene Harry   scared oh it's just of Dementors that's fine I  thought the platforms were gonna start shaking   or something wait so he's just unleashing the  dementor on me without teaching me anything   about it lupine's just like hey I don't want to  be up all night okay Harry you gotta hurry this   thing along that dementor is like right behind  me I'm just not making eye contact because it's   a little bit awkward wait he's calling me off  aha you'll never find me down here oh my God is   this actually working no he's looking right at  me never mind go away dude I'm doing stuff come   on can't you see I'm in a cut scene over here hey  give me back my soul come on dude this guy sucks aha oh no it doesn't matter you can  float weirdly Lupine made this room   um really favoring you look at the dementor just  looking around to be fair he's a bit patient I   do respect that he's giving me a chance I can't  help but think as these continue to just chop and   change and how intricate this is like how much  taxpayer money is being spent on this school   not even the school just these tests for Harry  Potter alone three out of four I better not die   now every time I play these games I super enjoy  them like there's a reason I'm doing these long   plays on them but occasionally I run into a pair  that I have just totally repressed and I'm like   oh yeah this is awful okay come on Harry let's  get out of here come on I don't know why Lupine   set loose the dementor before I even learned how  to stop it but we gotta go two spells in one day   Harry wow that's two more than like any other  student in the school other than the three of   us got it the petroleum spell book oh my God this  thing just creeping up behind Okay let's hey hey   give me back my soul I need that thing right let's  try this and see how it works seems simple enough   other than the camera angle changing all the  time for no reason this is actually very easy   oh never mind even though I hit him every time  it's still defeating me well looping you got what   you wanted Harry Potter is dead I heard my dad  you heard James yeah why you didn't know my dad   did you no he just guessed the name it's a common  name so he just bloated out anything I will go and   keep Professor Snape busy I'm afraid he will  have to make your own way back what are you on   about you're a teacher Snape isn't in charge of  you I can't stand Snape always there when you   don't want him and setting impossible homework  tasks to catch you out yeah and that's not even   mentioning the open mouth coughing that got me  sick I've been suffering for days the map shows   that there's a secret passage under the statue  of the humpback witch on the third floor what do   you think well personally I think Lupine should  just be a man and be like hey I'm teaching these   students name so just [ __ ] off all right they're  going back to bed got it wait Hermione just gets   a free spell all she had to do was crawl under  a gaze look at them just looking onward like   why is she getting all the cool ones like this  turns little dragon-shaped statues into small   dragons meanwhile Ron is just like all I can do  is torture the Dead the hinky punks or whatever   the hell they're called okay they're just talking  to each other surely I can pass and then looping   can go okay look Snape we just have giving a  class together at night me and the students   never mind well that was a little feeble cough  I fear Snape is getting worse as I'm getting   better [Music] I just don't understand like  is it a glitch or wise that he just starts   coughing first thing Hermione does when she  learns this spell burn down the school like   Why Can't This Spell work on every statue why  would someone invent to spell that specifically   works on dragon statues and that is it you know  in hindsight alamora seems much more useful than   having a little spell that can make little stone  dragons breathe a little bit of fire alright well   at least I got out of that one instead of  just admitting to Snape that I was having a   late night tutoring session I burnt a Priceless  tapestry that's probably hung in the castle for   hundreds of years oh actually no my bad I burnt  two tapestries that have been here for hundreds of   years it goes a lot of history try not to make any  noise okay oh no what is this prefix like why are   they even patrolling this one specific area he's  looking right at my two friends over there like   look at them they're just standing in the open  why don't you guys go ahead if you're invisible   to the fella get out you not allowed in here oh  yeah of course pick on the girl sexist yeah you   keep walking this time oh my God that was too  close all right finally we found the statue are   we going to hogsmeat isn't it night time these  three are lunatics honestly like they just have   bad sleeping schedules every day at 2PM runs like  I don't know about you but I'm exhausted and they   all just go to bed and then wake up at 3am okay  what are you guys doing out at night how would   you get out I came through its secret passage  don't you lot know that it's not safe out here   what with the Mantis serious black and us I like  that he lumps themselves in with serious black   and Dementors every time these guys show up oh  wait who are the other two I will never mind I'm   just gonna continue to use my same strategy of  Point Blank mutually assured destruction [Music]   Hermione is Frontline infantry Ron will be next oh my God he's a powerful wizard okay this  guy should be lumped in with serious black and   Dementors and off they go we're here for potion  ingredients by the way just so you're aware and   um we need the wings of these fairies so I'm  just gonna like their home on fire to start   off that'll burn them out perfect how the hell do  I get their wings maybe Harry can use his spell   to just rip them off oh Hermione's attacking the  house good work Hermione keep it up didn't Malfoy   say earlier that uh we couldn't hit the side  of a barn door we proved him wrong I don't know   how to get them it looks like I'm just putting  them under a magnifying glass and burning them   another way the game is giving me zero hints  so I'm just here torturing these poor things   God they keep trying to defend  themselves for some reason it's   really annoying stop it Hermione brought her  performance enhancing drugs so we're good [Music] wait do I just put them on the ground  and walk over them oh God I'm an idiot Jesus   Christ I've been trying to figure this out  for like five minutes all you have to do   was burn them out knock them on the ground  stomp on them and take their wings hurry these two goofy Dementors I'll try and keep them away okay so their job  is to break down this fence by just pushing on   it forget about magic guys it's fine my job is  to push back the Dementors wait what the hell   I just went on to my mirages map because I saw  dots and I'm like oh Dementors show up as dots   that's a bit cool and I just see Draco standing  around the back no the map lied meanwhile the   Dementors are just bumping into stuff this is  Harry's greatest fear by the way God that fence   is really something isn't it guys still  having no luck just pushing away on that   thing how's it going oh yeah it's still still  a bit of a struggle isn't it I hate them away come on okay there we go all of a sudden it's just  down I hope Draco gets out of there okay oh my God   Harry just face planted onto that iron fence  doesn't matter though they're going in a very   safe little snow sled down the hill and then they  just casually walk out like nothing happened and   their Snape of course just going around the castle  he's hitting up every floor spreading his germs oh my God we just shouted out get over  here and of course Snape heard us like   Marco Polo except Marco is come over  here and Polo is open mouth coughing   excellent little shortcut I think only Harry  can take it though so I'm going to work away and   um you guys just let me know whenever you  get free I might see you in the morning   if you're still here on my way to class  guys this is a restricted area get out oh my God he sent me all the way back here the  thing is when he walks out he always looks one   way and like if you're on that side you're just  going to get caught so it's just a 50 50. unless   you have the patience to watch his route once  which I don't out like tonight aren't we they've   put those security trolls on the seventh floor  you know oh you have got to be kidding me security   trolls I thought that was Snape I was even having  a bit of PTSD about this parrot as I came out I   was like isn't there some Harry Potter game where  you have to sneak past trolls to get back in but   it can't be this one and yet here we are look at  him Jesus Christ like he's just standing there   diligently if they're disobedient how come in  the first one that troll just ran a rampage good   thing all these dong bombs are just hidden in  the books I think they like the smell of these   and who can blame them honestly I have a dong bomb  air freshener in my car look at him go he cannot   resist the scent is too sweet how the hell do I  get past this one put one behind him and then oh   God he's looking right at me he's looking right  at me it doesn't matter he's distracted by dong   oh no the when I distracted a while ago came  back and got me oh and it's back to the start   oh I am starting to understand why I repressed  this it's so hard to know like what is the range   of their eyesight like if I throw this am I  gonna get myself killed no I'm fine okay so   is this guy that caught me so I need to put him  somewhere where he won't get back in time oh   God oh God this is terrifying oh sweet Jesus  oh god oh no this is dead this is terrible   it's going in slow motion it's lagging I  don't have much time go go go go go go go   go go go oh thank God now it's future Kevin's  problem when I inevitably play this game again   oh just please let me in that's a weird password  oh no he's just begging Neville's in trouble again   what a surprise Professor McGonagall is so furious  with me that she's forbidden anyone to give me the   password into the tower what a cruel move like  just expel the guy if you really want to punish   him but like you can't just leave him stare about  in the hallways and his only exit is guarded by   trolls I just want to turn in what a surprise  every [ __ ] time the camera looks at you you   want to go to bed for many nights no one slept  well Gryffindor Tower feared the return of Sirius   Black throughout the castle rooms were searched  and security was tightened it's amazing there's   no like giant group of parents being like just  kick this Harry Potter kid out he is not worth   the hassle wait a second how come she's allowed  in the boy's dormitory like how come I'm here   doing obstacle courses to learn spells and  these people are just sitting around walking   into walls and such you think this is what they  mean by heightened security they just have this   kid guarding the stairs for this serial killer  the poor kids signed up to be a Hall Monitor and   now he's the first line of defense I'll find out  what they're gonna do about buckbeat later today   it's all about you Hagrid isn't it like I mean  from my perspective it's literally all about you   if we find some dragonflies are we supposed to get  them out of the air then I'm just asking him about   ingredients I won't let him have his moment to  just grieve luckily Buckbeak has not been executed   yet so we can use him to get the ingredients  what a great day oh no rather than doing the   responsible thing and fighting I just tried to  rush and get the eggs and uh now we're all dying   from Poison okay Hermione is dead under that tree  now Harry is also dead wait he's not dead the hell   is wrong with his arms okay he's fine now I think  help all right all three of us are poisoned I only   have one antidote so typical Ron takes it I'm  just running away through the fields oh it feels   great to have antidote in my body okay Harry I  know you're like literally about to die but you   need to go fly and get the other ingredients  are we supposed to get them out of the air   Harry does not care about Ron's questions uh sorry  I never actually learned how to land you Buckbeak okay well can I leave oh I'm stuck in a little  box wait Buck Peak went away when I was playing   the mini game and unfortunately I got these  two instead need one more ingredient and Harry   is near death which is pretty much just an  ordinary day for him every day this week he   has almost died there it is now if I can just  figure out how to actually get over there ah I   see I need Hermione for this okay no not Ron not  Ron there we go another innocent creature dead   oh I killed myself it's all right Harry I'll get  the rest of the ingredients don't you worry yes   look at that oh I thought I got both of them but  I didn't well I got both of them in the sense I   got one of the dragonflies and I got Harry and it  looks like Ron is next that's it there we go off   to potions our favorite class oh this door's just  painted on God damn it how do I get back into the   castle then I am completely [ __ ] lost this is  all buckbeak's fault oh wait this way still kind   of glad buckbeak's getting executed though you  know the plan you had about swapping the Quidditch   ball crate for the one with jinxed ball the Cup's  ass let's go white we've got to tell Professor   Dumbledore we can't just go telling tales and  expect him to stop the match what of course we   could what are you talking about oh yummy yummy  potions run Hermione thirsty these potions have   deepened Hermione's voice follow me Ron we must  go assist Mr Potter so Hermione just became the   team tank look at that she's got like an extra  50 Health what a genius move by Malfoy hiding it   out here in the court here the first thing you  see when you come outside he's always one step   ahead oh wait there's literally no way inside that  little Courtyard okay I gotta run all the way and   get buckby he can come back come on what do you  mean I'm way ahead of you where even is he he's   way back there in the lag Zone oh sorry Buckbeak  didn't mean to light you on fire I meant to Bow I   always get those two confused I really hope this  is the Quidditch Stadium because I just kind of   guessed oh thank God I came to the right place  I don't even get to play I mean pretty much the   same as when I played the other Harry Potter game  because well I just idled there and lost every   game thinking about it if this playthrough was  Canon I have no idea why he's still on the team   Hagrid oh my God Hagrid's weeping and we've just  been using Buck Peak all day for our own selfish   use taking away time he could have spent together  and just run along and turn in I gotta go and make   beaky comfortable okay end the day oh I'll sleeps  only tonight been a very busy one and I know what   you're thinking oh what about Buckbeak won't you  be thinking about him and the answer is no I got   all the potion ingredients I'm done we've got to  go and see Hagrid what he can't just sit there on   his own waiting for the Executioner we literally  left him alone earlier they just want any excuse   to just wander the castle at night no oh no  remember when I said it was future Kevin's problem oh Jesus Christ despite your size I couldn't  even see you there like now I gotta do this in   Reverse how am I gonna get this fecker who caught  me to run away and not catch me when he runs back okay all right okay okay all right excellent  look at them slow motion reacting to it oh I   can't remember if there's one or two here I don't  really even understand why they're using them as   security if they're so easily distracted then  again they used a dog that can be tamed with a   flute to guard one of the most important items in  The Wizarding World so who knows really I think   Dumbledore doesn't want what's effective he wants  what's cool yeah the library is heavily guarded   but the main entrance nothing absolutely nothing  as Harry Ron and Hermione arrived at Hagrid's Hut   the Executioner came to seal buckbeak's fate oh  my God he looks so sad he's like Puss in Boots   when he's trying to act all cutesy like honestly  tell me the difference between these two pictures wait what where is he going   yeah yeah that's right give him your foot off  you go serves you right for running off without   me you've been doing it all game well actually  I've been running off without you but you're at   the sidekick you should follow me where's Ron oh  my God Sirius Black has assembled an army of these   weird things that I still don't even know what  they are I don't know what's going on Harry's   playing air guitar and I can't fight back well  that was him I thought it was Hermione shrieking I   was like Jesus she's in trouble oh no look at her  she's a sniper she's in no danger at all what the   hell is all of this how long has he been hiding  under this tree huh it's Hermione that needs   to use her spell here but naturally as I am not  playing with her all of her brain cells are gone   on look since I'm not playing as Harry all of  his brain cells are also gone he's dead and I   need him for God's sake come on man get up put  some ice on it for you oh that helped okay and   now she can come across and do her part it's  really lucky that we don't need Ron but then   again that could be said for the entire  game because he's always exhausted anyway   oh my God they really just said hey what should  we do at the end oh I don't know let's just use   every single enemy we invented in the game like  this doesn't fit in with series at all how is he   gonna explain this he's like Harry I was actually  on your side I just set up all of those enemies   and traps because I thought it was funny ow Harry  come on look at them keeping their distance back   there like he's dying to poison so maybe he's  a little bit affected by that ow all right it's   not my fault you're dying by poison it's just  my fault that I won't give you the antidote   come on Harry I'm just ignoring the last one  I'm hoping he'll just go away he killed me   the tunnel from the Whomping Willow led into the  shrieking Shack finally we're here oh they didn't   show us the transformation I wanted to see that  monstrosity and that black had not been trying   to murder him but had in fact been hunting down  Peter Pettigrew the man that had truly betrayed   Harry's parents to Lord Voldemort no oh my  God there's so much being uncovered and then   it just ends that is so much to unpack imagine  he didn't watch the movie just be like God that   plot of this is really [ __ ] bad the full  moon Rose oh wait show us the transformation   oh he runs off screen always always oh he  goes off screen oh well that's oh he is   ugly though that's a plus huge neckbeard I'm  digging that and then Sirius does the same just   Stoops down out of frame and it's just done in  the confusion like look at all of this all this   unpacking in one cut scene a really abrupt one  I might add and he's been bitten and we're by   the lake and there's Dementors everywhere  okay well Hermione is ditching she really   just said this ain't Hermione Granger and the  Prisoner of Azkaban and just took off running   I give him back come on come on give him back  now thanks ah come on now come on get out of it   you come on give him back all right this is what  it would be like if it was called Harry or Potter   and the Prisoner of Azkaban I'm just dragging  him along the Gravelly part I think he deserves   it after all those traps he set up for me come  on let's go along the gravel here now the sharp   rocks it'll build character there we go sit you up  there now all right you can have him let's he's a   bit of a bastard oh Hermione just conveniently  passes out immediately when they show up they   said like oh wouldn't it be cool to come along  to lupine's class but they didn't learn a thing okay that is the most obviously Harry silhouette  I've ever seen dad and Harry thinks he is his   own daddy now captured Sirius Black awaited his  Fate on the seventh floor of the West Tower oh my   God this is moving so fast Professor Black's  telling the truth he's innocent Professor I   believe everything you think that's all it took  he had no other context up to now and he's just   like yeah I believe everything you say man he  understood immediately Dumbledore was giving   them permission to use the time Turner she'd  been using all year to attend several lessons   at once see what I mean about favoritism having  rescued Buckbeak Harry and Hermione hid amongst   the bushes beside the lake I know it sounds crazy  but I think it was my dad oh my God we're already   here like seeing if it was his dad and then it hit  him had not seen his father he had seen himself   aha because Dumbledore allows us to do whatever  we want including traveling in time these guys   are just chilling I'm just ruling their night out  at the lake I think I'm supposed to actually kill   the one that's killing him but I just keep running  into the crowd let me try and get the one that's   actually actively killing him okay there we go  that took a little while but I'm sure Harry won't   mind after all it's me oh my God I just realized  the creepy little healthpare down in the corner   this is going to take me forever like how long  has it been already I don't even understand why   I have to kill those ones like I didn't get  any help when I was that Harry [Applause]   yes I did it awesome great work me and  past me God I'm great thought Harry you conjured a Patronus insane serious I know  he's like I know I'm the best and just moves on   the story was going so slow there was barely any  towards the end and then everything happens all at   once like I think everyone being super gullible  helps because Dumbledore is just like whatever   you say and Sirius is like oh it wasn't me it was  that Peter guy and I'm just like yeah whatever you   say hi Harry well Buckbeak it's time for one last  ride what are you doing what I'm bowing you have   to bow Hermione wait where is the tower I think it  was here in the movie oh God all I can think about   in the movie is that weird Freeze Frame at the  end look at him just idling there he's not even   surprised to see me he's like I've seen the movie  read the book how can I ever think get on there's   not much time the tomatoes are coming go whatever  you say you truly are your father's son Harry oh that got a little smile out of him  that's the first time he smiled since   he got here every day he just wakes up  like wonder if today's the day I die bye   bye serious I have no [ __ ] idea what's  going on but you seem like a cool dude I'll remind you that we will soon hold  the house cup ceremony oh we better have   won after everything we did Dumbledore's like  don't worry if he didn't we'll send you back   in time again to get some extra points to  start smashing these is an assaulting run   right in front of Professor Dumbledore and  he doesn't care and now the poor flatwick   is just looking at the table the house cup  to Gryffindor and why is Snape surprised he   knows the deal we are the good guys you are  the Baddie who open mouth coughs on everyone there was a bit of shock there I think  Ron saw something at the end of the game   that we weren't supposed to see thank you  so much for watching this amazing magical   journey with me I hope my voice didn't put  you off too much I'm sorry about that but   it was very comforting game for me to play  through while I'm sick thank you again for   watching check out more of my content here  and I hope to see you next time bye for now

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Length: 70min 40sec (4240 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 05 2022