GTA San Andreas Las Venturas is pure nostalgia

hey there friends how's it going one of the most  nostalgic games for me is GTA San Andreas which   probably is a bad thing it explains how I turned  out as a person and I keep getting suggested   videos like this that just really make me want to  play it so I thought I'd go back and look at last   Venturas with some of the best missions in the  game and see what it's made of would it look like   I'm made up well that's that question answered  okay I'll quickly take care of this Mission and   then we can continue on oh what is this Trail  made of pudding okay well I almost died and I   destroyed your truck as well as your fence but I'm  here I did it I'm also my Underpants yeah pretty   good for a ghetto boy the boss will be in touch  and that's that he doesn't even know if I did it   for real or not no one was with me I drove it all  the way back to San Fierro so I can steal it for   myself get back to the ranch and I'll explain  everything never your monster truck is mine   goodbye okay I came back but in a different car  so they won't know it was me that took the monster   truck hey Carl but he gets me anyway where's my  sword in the cutscene I need you to commandeer   a truck oh okay that makes sense actually he's  like well you stole my monster truck I guess you   can do it again right okay Caesar's come to help  me so naturally I I'm beating him up to show him   that I am the Alpha and the protagonist here but  let's go man you crazy this is the rail Bridge oh   he actually reacted to me going on the rail Bridge  that's kind of cool for a game of this age oh okay   he didn't react to that again this game is pretty  old okay pull up to the left side of the truck wow   we're beginning this video with a full-on action  movie This Is The Fast and the Furious only less   Vin Diesel unfortunately I wish Vin Diesel played  all of the characters in GTA San Andreas oh my God   what are they doing how many punches can you  take you can take more than Caesar himself I   like how the cops were just following along during  all this but they don't dare engage because they   know we know Vin Diesel I also have a sword I hope  Torino wasn't using this as a test where I keep my   stolen vehicles because if he follows where I've  gone then I'll take him right to his monster truck okay there's no way that truck fit inside  that garage but Mission passed here   oh yeah I nearly died here and now you  just don't understand are you kid you   sound surprised that I don't understand I am in  my underwear my heart underwear he gets touched   a prison guard goes home and finds that his  wife and kid has been murdered everything's   under control um I'm not sure I want that I just  want my brother back I don't really care about the   prison guard's Wife and Kids well like I I do a  little bit and that's why I don't want you to just   murder them but okay I need to go and uh shoot a  flare so that I can save my brother sounds simple   enough then again everything sounds simple like in  in just words it's doing things that's actually a   difficult part okay I made it oh no don't make  me change vehicle sorry I'm in a hot dog take   a suitable vehicle go to the top of the mountain  my vehicle is suitable uh the chef is still back   there by the way he's coming along on the right  okay I made it in my hot dog van with my new Chef   friend back there as a witness to whatever the  hell I'm getting involved in Jesus will you stop   doing that if he came up here to set up all these  speakers could he not just gum himself anyway all right well he's no match for my hot dog  van we can take care of this hot dog man grab   your RPGs we gotta spring into action a little  bit danger close but I'm getting the job done   I think a little too many Rockets flying off in  the sky for my liking but I'm sure it'll be fine there we go everything is fine well everything  is passable and one more to get oh never mind I   have passed away wow what a hit oh no no no no no  no no oh come on man get out of the way how could   the police find me up here so fast oh no oh no no  no no no no no no no no hello it's just floating   by there oh they're good at the old dodging I must  say oh no not you guys again please leave me alone oh now that was a hell of a hit why is my accuracy  good from far away but it's awful up close   but it's still exploding bad news everyone the  game lost our hot dog van I I don't know what   happened to the chef inside there he's probably  got mushed into this vehicle somehow it's a road   uh you know what sure there's got to be road down  there somewhere plus I have a roll cage why build   a roll cage if you're not gonna use it I love how  I'm in my underwear and socks and sandals for this   amazing Endeavor I'm going through oh I probably  should have been easier on the car not to worry   I got a parachute oh it didn't help at all okay  package back to Los brujas oh no I walked all the   way here now I gotta walk all the way back well  I best get going walking through the desert in my   underwear okay I'm very sorry but I am in fact  the main character so you have to go why did I   get less money for this one I had to shoot down  the helicopters with an RPG and I got less than   having a joyride in a monster truck which I then  stole there she is the big city out in the middle   of the desert I can't wait to go there I just wish  my hot dog friend were with me to see this oh my   God driving like a lunatic like I am too it takes  one to no one but the difference is I could have   died there they would have been fine I'm shooting  at a few of his windows I'm just hoping I go in   there and find him dead and then I can say oopsie  accident and I'll take his house I'm pretty sure   that's how property law works now listen I need  you to buy me some property okay shouldn't cost   that much you offer them a dollar if they give  you a hard time kill them he wants me to buy   property okay now we're talking I'm no longer a  driver I'm getting in on the property investment   letter and knowing now what I know about the 90s  it's a good idea go to the abandon air strip and   buy it you know what Apache dirt is almost as  good as a house I'll take it that's more speaking   like modern day real estate what is that okay the  definitive edition is still pretty uh it's pretty   definitive I must say what is going on yeah Dirt  has been bought God imagine the maintenance costs   so this is the Little Shack I guess a little sleep  here and unfortunately for me before continuing I   have to do the flight school but honestly it's  a bit of a guilty pleasure I used to love this   when I was young but now I'm an adult and I don't  have any patience anymore okay so I just gotta   do some of these this this should be simple  enough I just have to figure out how to use a   CRT television again uh there fire machine guns oh  yes as part of any standards driving test we gotta   fire the machine guns oh no oh no I shouldn't  get my license no matter what grade I get I   don't deserve it oh silver okay well the person  testing me clearly wasn't looking now land the   plane about as difficult a thing you can do in a  plane from what I hear other than eating the food   this is the dodgiest landing I've ever seen  but it just might work yeah I think I think   I pulled it off yeah I got a silver that was  not deserved oh no this is the big one I've   done oh Jesus I've done a circle and now I need  to land this thing and by land I mean actually   survive not just like smash it into the ground  like I almost just did there we go silver yeah   no they gave me something with rockets there's a  military base in that direction oh no no no no no   no no no no trying fine fine we're still unroot  for silver this is fine gold somehow go figure   oh just just any trick I like to start the exams  with that's all oh no all right gold that was   actually pretty easy when you don't add a flip  into it oh they're making me destroy things but   it's not just like randomly destroying things I  have to destroy like certain things like I need   skill or something or just lock maybe no no that  didn't get me very fair what a weird test huh how   many lives must be lost so I get my pilot's  license because so far it's quite a lot like   there's people driving these things oh dizzy oh  no you ever feel like you should have just played   with a controller instead like some games just  work a bit better that went fine though no not   this time this this is not one of those times they  need a controller everything is fine there we go   I somehow got a silver on that how many of these  do I have to do oh one more oh that's not bad I'm   glad I complained though because it got a it got  across the point that like this has been tough it   pulled back on D now what does that mean what that  possibly mean okay well I failed I guess I didn't   pull D down so it turns out that wasn't the last  one there was actually a few more to do but um   yeah I got through it you know with with some of  my sanity still intact like the little I have left   yeah flying skill plus I learned nothing from that  like I'm pretty certain if I hopped in a plane   right now I would die but I have the license and  that is all that matters that's good enough for a   Torino and I can continue on with the missions  Carl it's woozy hey woozy man oh it's woozy oh   and he gets the casino okay this is where it gets  real I think this is the part where I lose all of   my money get you again Carl you're half asleep  okay fair enough but why are you hiding out in   in this Airfield man like do you just wait around  in that warehouse all day until you catch someone   it does look like you need some sleep well Torino  thinks that I am Advanced enough as a playlist to   now fly around under the military Raiders and  pull off this insane Mission he has for me and   I for one agree so let's get going oh why am I  doing this why can't I just drive there better be   a reason for me flying when I get there I'll tell  you that much great I went into the area with the   tallest trees on the map for some reason I thought  that would be a good idea I don't know why okay   done I really wish I had just driven honestly I  could have just taken a taxi no stop man I'm like   underneath the cliffs here what am I supposed to  do don't make me I don't oh well I've committed   now I hate this I hate everything about this  there's the military base okay we don't want to   be here we don't want to be here why did I choose  to do this to myself yeah for to have your captain   drive into the airport like this if not you've  clearly never flown Ryanair Irish Airline fun   fact that's why if me and uh Ryanair Pilots drive  so similarly I think I lost the year of my life   there I think my high blood pressure is just gonna  cut it short okay I'm gonna go do woozies Mission   because honestly this is terrifying and I've  had enough of planes for a little bit I didn't   mean now no I'm still finding it for now I'm still  fine with it at the moment no you're not listening   to me you stupid plane all right well you know  what I'm okay with that I'll just drive there oh that could have been me oh well maybe next  time ah this strip and since I have stripped I   fit in for once oh they have Max Wagers well  what's the risk in that if I can't risk my   entire net worth we're supposed to be opening it  was that me just opening the door I know that was   something else okay I thought it just ran into  the door or something that's right you heard me   I want to offer you a share in our Casino  okay thank you very much said the man in   his underpants socks and sandals and an  eye patch that he just wears purely for   fashion sound like we got a deal then deal  time to the front of the car then you sweat   it out a little and I'll be out there in  a little while that's his first idea as   um a shareholder in this company tie a man to a  windscreen okay so we gotta scare this dude this   is our first job as like co-owner right just  absolutely terrify this man we just drove by   the police they do not care going into the desert  now I'm gonna drive through a cactus patch okay   he's fine somehow that's fine actually uh the  police are after me now I'm slowly losing them   they don't find this crime that serious it's so  unnecessary oh have you nearly joined you on the   windscreen there there we go Mission passed they  got a lot of respect for driving that man around   town I just love to help out no don't go into the  mission it's my mission she nearly took it from me okay that ball was way bigger than  that cop you're already cheating do   you have like a little device to play  the sound effect for him what we need   see at the mafia casino now after driving someone  around at the top of his car he wants to hit a   rival casino on the same day he got involved she  always wanted to pull a heist you're right we're   getting into a heist hey come on there's an open  cast mine Southwest of the city limits they must   have explosives why is this guy enabling  my behavior first day on the job I want to   blow up a casino and Rob the place and he's like  yeah sounds reasonable I'm so glad you're on the   team like most things I don't think I'm wearing  the right clothes for this job get the dynamite   before the timer runs out and it's detonated yeah  this seems dangerous it says the man driving off a   cliff in his limo but hey it worked out right get  out of the way you need something heavier to smash   the dynamite crate okay well I see what I have to  use no I'm not thick enough all right I'll just   use this truck instead stay away from that stuff  oh with authority like that how could I disagree   what was that explosion oh it was that thing  that I knocked into should I no the Dynamite's   okay I was worried it would explode I don't really  remember this Mission I guess it must be easy then   because the ones I remember tend to be the hardest  you know they they just bring back a little bit   PTSD in me get away from me with that shovel man  come on you really think it's a good idea to mess   with me after all I've done here wait security  arrived and it wants me to escape another way   but do I have to like I'm not that afraid of the  security can't I just like drive through them no I   have to take the bike damn it this involves skill  I just wanted to barge right through them yeah I   I remember this part this patch must have been  the Paradigm is frustrated with when I was young   this isn't really even accomplishing anything  I'm just getting shot at I would rather be in   a truck I'm just doing some trials level here like  I still have to drive through the security guys in   the end anyway but at least I'm out of there and  now I can deliver the dynamite hey you be careful   with that yeah I sure wasn't but I got lucky not  good man you got a 47. damn it's like me at the   casino this is why I'm probably lucky there was a  limit on those tables I'm gonna blow it to [ __ ]   man look don't trip I got you on this maybe they  are good parent it's their first thought when it   comes to anything is just violence all right  well let's go blow up a factory I guess it has   been an eventful first day in the casino business  I think after this Mission I can go to the other   casino and begin laying the seeds for my plan  to pull off a heist oh no this is gonna be hard   this is loads of them there wait this site isn't  locked at all all right this was easier than I   thought I still have a rocket launcher from the  earlier missions this could help can stealthing   my way in there and then I'll just take out  the guards who are watching in a car and then   what they realized look at him strolling in and  his socks and sandals RPG how are you guys all   is a lot go we we good are we done this feels  like it may have been a waste but I'm okay with   that it's future Kevin that'll have to deal  without having RPGs ah there's loads of them   all of a sudden by that I mean one guy I gotta  get out of here okay that mission I did have a   little bit of PTSD over I remembered getting  here and going oh this is rough this is going   to be a tough one but that was that was very  easy with the RPGs actually so that was just   fine let's head on over to the other casino  and start this Heist but who are you guys what   why don't I talk to Lucy myself I I know him well  okay unnamed NPC number three we'll take care of   that for me let's go get this Heist started and  this is where it all begins he's just hanging out   in the dark broom closet yeah this perfect right  here is it though is this perfect I don't think   the door even has a lock do you have the layout  to Caligula's Casino [ __ ] no he just wanted to   go in and blow it up and Rob the place but yeah  woozie's just like hey do you have any plans or   any idea of what this casino even looks like CJ's  like no I've never even seen the place you know I   just I really like oceans that laughing you need a  camera to get a copy of the casino blueprints okay   let's go get a camera uh excuse me I I need this  camera if that's okay I thought it's gonna be okay   if I beat one to death are they go yeah they're  okay with that okay cool whoa that was a hell of   a cool way of doing this now to gather evidence  on myself and let's get going where am I off   to do some insane stunt bonus and I'm gonna die  aren't I oh just about held in there okay this is   a Civic building no visible guns or you'll be okay  that's fine I'll just use my photography skills to   pass off that I am just a photographer you'll  find the plans on the top floor okay this goes   really wrong doesn't it I'm vaguely remembering  this going really wrong and it's actually been   quite difficult so I'm a little bit scared I'm  sorry sir cameras are prohibited in this area oh   okay yeah this is where it starts to go wrong  because now I need to make a distraction what   I what it just said you were told this was what  I it said I showed off my weapons but I didn't I   was just holding my camera are you aware that the  reproduction of such plans is prohibited yeah I'm   only after some reference he says with a camera  in hand all right let's get going so what do   you think whisper to the guy that there's trouble  downstairs nah let's just burn the entire building   down if my memory serves me correctly there we  go oh no I'm on fire all right this is fine all   according to plan okay got a snap and the people  were just ahead of me so this should be fine no   no no no no no I'm I'm just escaping the fire in  my Underpants you can tell I'm panicked oh no I'm   nearly dead as if the fire wasn't bad enough  but the guards are shooting at me constantly   and just spraying out there now oh shooting back  this is actually a really good method of killing   them they don't seem to know what to do with the  swinging door oh can I actually use this snack   machine the building may be on fire but there's  always time for snacks I'm so glad the game didn't   allow me to bet at all on black because I would  have had literally no money here to buy snacks I   know because stuff like this happens to me  all the time because of my decision making   okay well that was an unwelcome greeting as  I leave the casino but I think we're actually   okay we got the plans to the Rival Casino okay  that was weird he didn't even put on his siren he   just kind of pulled out in front of me I think he  just fell asleep at the wheel oh these guys again   these guys are just my go-to when they couldn't  afford to get more voice lines from whoever voices   woozy they just have these random dudes I need a  favor Carl I thought I could cash in some Karma   chips your credit good oh no it's a favor for the  truth this guy is he has some wild missions on   this island if I remember correctly oh I gotta go  find Paul and Macker they're characters from Vice   City right if I remember correctly anyway I'm  gonna go steal a helicopter or something seems   reasonable rather than me having to do a slightly  long drive okay I can't find a helicopter but I   found one of these jets that I can try and land  in I suppose this seems like a terrible idea but   yet here I am doing it anyway here we go like  what else was pilot school for huh if it wasn't   for landing in areas like this one yeah this  is fine this is fine this is fine this is oh   my God this is actually fine all right back it up  okay backing it up a little bit too much a little   bit too much okay that's a little takeoff strip  if we have to take off here again they're just   sitting over there in the sand as this jet plane  lands they probably think it's a mirage I don't   really blame them if they do okay there we go all  right let's see if they'll join me in my jet hello   okay I already saw them they were sitting right  there oh wait it's right there now I guess he   fell down he collapsed he said you guys might need  a ride into town or something you can see my jet   in the background as he says that okay now the  big question will they join me in said jet get in   come on get in get in the plane okay knocking  them down also does nothing for the mission I   can't progress with this strategy okay lights I'll  be right back when I find a vehicle that you'll   actually use Beggars can be choosers it turns  out that worked surprisingly well I might add the   take off don't take this personal but you get in  check okay is this good enough for you this is the   boring route well when I say boring I don't mean  like uneventful entirely that was a neat flip and   this is where they want to go a snake Farm next  to the airstrip that I could have landed at by   the way that their city boy is gone been with my  prize haul oh no which one are they talking about   ow okay I'm getting shot for this for some  reason are you guys gonna do anything or no   it's all up to me as usual he just put his hands  up when I pulled out my gun everybody in the car   no I don't mean you you have to die okay it  turns out they remembered where they want to   go and they want to go to the casino that I want  to Rob I don't remember how this plays into my   Heist I do remember these characters though you  got Ken Rosenberg from Vice City and the Don from   GTA 3 right oh my God Ken is terrifying in the  definitive edition how have I not seen this before   well they have to console Ken because of the way  he looks in this game he's very upset um but I   think I have my in to work with this casino now  I'll just talk about it on their doorstep loudly why do all the NPCs and these older Grand Theft  Auto's just want to die like they just dive into   your car sweet power what I just drove across  the street how did this happen so fast well I've   already driven across the street now I want  to continue with the heist preparation for   now just walk through the casino with my RPGs  so security doesn't try and stop me oh here's   the crew I told you we should have found a place  with a lock then we've got our first recruit it's   lucky too he's the only like voiced guy who hangs  around with Lucy so I'm glad it's him that walked   in luckily there's always one guaranteed wink Link  in any security setup the human heart what a deep   line that he says hanging out with his RPGs on  the doorstep once again okay so paired one of   my plot is to stalk this employee oh at pair two  I'll just smack into her and fail the mission I   suppose the perfect example of these older styles  of missions were only distance matters I'm like   crashing into the guy behind me but she's fine  with it because I'm a reasonable distance away   okay she's gone into a store I'm not gonna tell  you what store because it'll get me demonetized   uh we'll just say it's a pet store okay I got my  new outfit in the the pet store it's so that you   know what I'm not even gonna address this I'll  see you in a little bit I really don't know what   Carol's thinking was in this Mission it's really  strange oh no no no no no no no no no no don't let   the spook meter go up okay I killed two people  outside our house and the police are right here   but I didn't spook her because I'm at a reasonable  distance okay well now CJ has another girlfriend   you'll have to whine and die in her to get the  cash great I'm delighted to have that outfit in my   wardrobe fantastic news your girlfriend is not at  home right now try again later I know she's home   I just left the house well in that case I'll just  sit outside your house beeping until you come out   and speak with me the police are getting pissed  off at me they're just lining up to complain it   worked though all right she stopped pretending  she's not there I'm going in okay I'm taking her   to the nearest restaurant that isn't the burger  shop because that would be my normal pick but   every time I was going there when I played this  game last they kept getting pissed off at me   for some reason oh this is not a fancy looking  Steakhouse but that's okay oh the car back is   empty but that's okay I'm sure it's still really  good why did she dress like a waitress to come   to a restaurant all right he's just a work clothes  that she always wears all the time I mean it saves   having to differentiate on your days off and not  all right well that date somehow went well I guess   um okay I guess I'll leave I don't think she was  that into it but I really need to impress her to   get this key oh that could impress her imagine if  I lived in a pirate Hotel how could she resist out   of the way I'm going to live in the pirate Hotel  yes I bought it I live in the pirate Hotel wow   honestly pretty good I'm pretty happy with this  okay you know what they say dress to impress   unfortunately impressing is looking like this  I've only just realizing that he keeps on the   iPad even with this suit oh it's amazing it is  unfortunate that the driveway outside my home is   filled with people come on I know you're there yep  there you go it's the trick that always works and   it's not toxic whatsoever ever oh okay I'm getting  a phone call after that date hey Carl just [Music] joke about it it was an hour ago I just left  your home I've left key card and the door code   in my bedroom yes I'm getting the key card  that was so easy uh okay here's the key card   and um I'm gonna leave now I'm never coming back  here like you could say it was the outfit that got   us over the line there but I really think it was  the fact that I live in a pirate Hotel all I need   now is a race car bed and I'll be irresistible  okay I'm back from doing all the work what's   this new team been up to including the janitor in  the back seem impossible to keep a secret around   here I mean to be fair you're doing it in a broom  closet it's like utility room and speaking of why   haven't you cleaned it [ __ ] off okay sorry  I live here oh okay you can stain yeah that's   reasonable but could you could you help clean  or do anything for the team I'ma go shut off the   City's power source we'll look after these fools  for me okay yeah once again I am doing the big   job go to the airport you're gonna need a plane  to parachute under the damn game like come on   they just have to hang out in the room and I have  to go do this after everything I've already been   through I'm not gonna complain well I I already  did I'm not gonna complain anymore because I get   to drive a plane again and I'm really starting  to like them yeah this seems reasonable for my   needs for you know just a ditching plane that I'm  gonna jump out yeah this should keep me off the   radar and for some reason in this mission that  the jumping height is unbelievable like look how   high up that circle is and I gotta go all the  way up just to jump back down yeah I was going   up at like the the max kind of incline I could go  and I still didn't reach the circle so I gotta do   another Circle to reach the other Circle the map  looks so tiny when you're up here such a small map   in reality the The Fog being removed actually  does it a bit of a disservice in that way it's   so strange okay here we go hope that doesn't  Crush multiple people or smack into a building   oh no it's gone right for the bridge that's okay  I'm fine with that will it affect the mission if   I don't make it to the dam because I don't think  I'm gonna make it to the dam oh I almost made it   to the dam Wait don't Tell Me That Failed oh no  he just he climbs up all right that's fine oh no   never mind I have to climb back up there's got to  be a wave right okay thank goodness wait they took   all my weapons why I wanted to use my RPGs oh he's  inspecting the war lucky for me all right I mean   why are the police after me how did they know okay  how am I supposed to stealth through this area   when that man is literally being a lighthouse what  do I do against this strategy okay well I just   murdered them both with a knife and that seemed  to solve the issue oh no oh no can I still do this   wait what what's happening okay he's planting the  explosive so I'll let me shot at he's really calm   Under Pressure you gotta give him that much okay  I planted the last one I'm just gonna run out of   here rather than fight this battle don't bring a  knife to a gunfight isn't it kept there's no way   off that ledge oh yes there is oh no not that way  I'm just gonna jump onto the concrete I thought   you'd live from the fall this is probably better  from a story point of view anyway Mission passed   oh god oh no oh no I just hit into a building in  my c-plane while attempting to land my seaplane   on the strip I can't believe this plan is going  wrong for me oh there he goes the co-owner of   the The Three Dragons Casino they're just gliding  Along on my seaplane I cannot control this can I   just get out please thank you the cops are after  me I'm not really surprised it's actually pretty   reasonable I'm just not sure what I actually did  in like Grand Theft Auto logic that was wrong it's   all about the art of deception while I get as  much heat on me as possible y'all get away with   the green I feel like Carl just watched a lot of  robbery or heist movies and that's what his whole   plan is based on okay finally I'm getting some  backup we're gonna go steal some uh motorcycles   I think why is he waving at me right next to each  other all right I guess he's saying bye he seems   nice I suppose no don't go anywhere come on man I  really need that bike I think I need it more than   you you're just an NPC you're just coded to annoy  me come back man yes phew oh oh oh oh oh no I   forgot how stressful this Mission will be okay so  for some reason this is part of their plan rather   than just store the bike somewhere we gotta drive  them up here and then they take them away from me   I don't know why this is part of the plan but  it is so stop complaining probably unnecessary   but I felt it was less of a risk I I don't know  if it actually is though now that I think about   my actions I just kind of did it on a whim oh no  this is escalating no I I don't mean to be killing   all these people I'm killing it's just happening  I'm literally leading the police showing them our   plan the guy gives me the thumbs up though so  we're all good oh goodbye oh no oh no oh no no   no no no no no this is really bad actually this is  really really bad oh yes to take me away thank you   NPC they helped me so much I hope I've done these  bikes in the right order it doesn't really feel   like I have it feels like I'm driving across the  entire map multiple times magic star well I killed   like three people to get it but magic star that  makes me um lose one of The Wanted stairs by the   way if you're watching this is someone who's not  watching it for Nostalgia just to clear that up   I'm not insane well that's debatable I guess no no  no no no no come back I just saved a rival gang of   bikers from this dude oh and now I have two cops  after me and I didn't even kill him why do the   time if I didn't do the crime I love his little  thumbs up it gives me a serotonin every time I   see it it's just like yep you're doing a great job  buddy the cars are nearly knocking down the police   officers that are chasing me but I really need one  at this point oh that was terrifying oh hey buddy   oh no thumbs up this time he only gives me the  thumbs up when he gets something in return I think   I did pick the correct combination I just went off  the way the road was going and what he was facing   but this one is syncing up nicely and I only have  four minutes left so it's not like they give you   a load of time to do this Mission all right there  we go killed another policeman and now I get this   I may have generated a little bit of heat to  our previously unknown crime plot but oh well   yes come on one no I wanted one more final thumbs  up man I was feeding off that take care of those   bikes now get out of here oh nothing not even a  final thumbs up there as we're saying goodbye I   missed that fella who was waving at me earlier  oh I'm just seeing on the map the little dumper   truck icon I forgot that was like a side mission  thing you could do a little activity down in that   quarry I was in earlier all right I arrived at the  other casino and like if I was involved with the   casino I'd want right to the door valet service  so I assume someone's gonna pick this up for me   oh my God they're terrifying as well how did I not  realize this earlier oh no but it's the final boss   of terrifying Ken Rosenberg he looks like a baby  and a 90 year old at the same time my only friend   is a bird named Tony I never [ __ ] anyone over in  my life who didn't have it coming to him okay Tony   seems kind of cool man I don't know why you're  complaining who said oh that was Tony a Tony's   awesome he's just confused we were talking about  moving a body um I think it might have been the   guy who I I had on the car earlier which I guess  is uh lucky I don't know why I'm even risking this   getting caught up in this like I think my plans  are going pretty well as they were I don't think   helping big baby is necessarily a good thing for  my Heist yeah I'm here to pick up Mr sundako wait   what he's still alive oh no I don't want to be  recognized by him I should just not get involved   in this all right I gotta go find the ambulance  oh that's a nice car die ambulance die if there's   not this guy yeah he's not in there okay I  probably just killed someone oh this is gonna   hurt all right they're in the other ambulance yeah  that's another person dead oh he's right outside   my Casino as well this isn't gonna look good  but oh well actually no I somehow dodged him I   everyone get out run he's just sitting in there  I recognize him am I no I can't steal it I mean   I can see their mobsters and not paramedics  maybe I could have just looked at the people   don't turn on your siren you're not a real  medical vehicle come back here you're gonna   need an ambulance when I'm through with you he's  just standing there on the freeway should I just   no I nearly got taken out I was about to say  should I just let someone else take him out well   he doesn't seem to be reacting given that I'm not  there so maybe if I just send my self-driving car   after him that might take care of no I'd miss oh  well they're still ironing Out The Kinks I'm just   stealing his friend uh Drive Johnny back to the  meat factory he's just okay with this he's hanging   out in the back I'm guessing I gotta uh well make  him unalive right so that he won't recognize me   okay here we are Johnny Hospital's all full so I  I'm sending into the meat factory oh wait he never   actually saw me so he's okay with this all right I  got away with that I thought I was gonna turn him   into like a burger or something wait what does  this see is this crash I I don't remember crash   missions up here with like 10 Penny and such oh  okay I guess there is I don't remember this at all want to be a parent with you there's violence  and fire now there's a ruined Town out west   of here oh I vaguely remember something about  this yes I I gotta go to that little town yeah   I vaguely remember it okay well I'll just hop  in my ambulance Mount the railroad tracks and   get on over there oh I nearly hit a plane on that  ramp it does inspire me to take to the air once   again for a guy who did terrible in his pilot's  license I sure do love flying and the thing is   I know it's going to give me a horrible place to  try and land but that's future Kevin's problem oh   God oh God oh God oh God oh God I'm future Kevin  I'm future Kevin I'm future Kevin get out get out   get out get out get out all right I think we're  okay well at least I got my weapons back I suppose   come on no way are you alive   what the hell come on man die follow the target  using the remaining hell for God's sake I'm   definitely overusing these I'm gonna need them at  some point and I won't have them oh no I forgot   how much their guns absolutely wrecked no no no  no no no no no don't don't wreck the helicopter   it's yours after all it would be stupid of you  see I don't remember this part at all like if   I head to bed I would say hey go to the military  base nearby if you need protection like their FBI   or whatever but I I don't know where he's going oh  God he is going to the military base how could I   not remember this and now the police are after me  five stars even and I think a missile is chasing   me so uh yeah this is really scary ah I'm still in  the air somehow oh no oh no there's still another   one after me oh how is it still after me man I'm  going through buildings and everything here okay   he's Landing can I just go way above him and shoot  him with an RPG oh no I don't think I can oh man   there's so many helicopters following me oh my god  oh they didn't clip into each other that doesn't   seem fair that missile is still following me and  this guy is going down the corkscrew car park what   is this he's the main character what the hell he's  actually the main character that ramp people and   he's an FBI agent like he's way too cool for  me to kill him oh god look the speed of him   he really doesn't like if I'm in front my plan was  to just beat him there this time and then I'd blow   him up before he even lands I will however take  a slight detour around here I don't really like   flying over the military base okay I did manage to  beat him here with that detour somehow so I'm just   gonna wait here for him to land I think it's using  GTA logic though that I got so far away like he's   barely moving anymore because he thinks he's ahead  and he in it now I'm pretty committed to this plan   so yep I'm gonna wait I think when they get close  they're gonna fly in at a tremendous speed though   so it'll all add up oh here he comes not really  what I'd call a tremendous speed but he's here   okay still in destruction oh never mind okay  it's just slightly delayed yay what no respect or   anything oh it tells you I don't get no respect no  more well you know what I don't need respect I'm   gonna land my helicopter at my pirate themed hotel  suite and I'm gonna spend the night here relaxing   might even get a fresh set of clothes yeah now  we're talking that that's awesome it's like a   whole new you warm it up okay warm it up CJ warm  it up Kane oh oh okay I don't know if he's he's   having a moment let's just um move on I don't know  what it is I don't remember this from the original   game but these two gentlemen spawn here constantly  and they just stand there in the way of traffic   have you ever seen those helicopters they used to  lift heavy I'm in as soon as he said a helicopter   our plane would have done as well I'm in Yeah Carl  it'll be just like finding Berkeley only bigger   yeah thanks for that yeah uh our giant Casino  Heist involving a real theft of a military   helicopters just like the the mini games we  played at your house with the RC cares wait   we're actually oh this this actually is in a  military base okay well that's an issue I'm   thinking a potential solution to this problem to  get our final piece of the puzzle and bear with me   here because this might seem kinda out there but  airplanes I'm gonna take an airplane and land it   on the roof and then take their helicopter never  underestimate my brain's ability to complicate   Matters by avoiding what it perceives as the  Harrod root and now that I'm here I think I've   um I've created a much much harder route oh  I've got a checkpoint though okay this will   be fine I'm just gonna attempt to land this plane  on wait wait oh God they have Rockets but um okay   all right it didn't go too well I I thought the  landing went well but uh no that was terrible so   in actuality I just have to knock these guys down  with my plane and then I jump out once I miss the   building entirely okay this didn't work or titties  I mean it did get me pretty far up the building   actually this might have worked somehow oh no oh  no oh no okay I'm still alive but barely very very   close to death here and this seems like a one in  a million that I actually got this far so I gotta   live now oh God this lunatic is just running at  the minigun okay are we good I I think I did it   my stupid idea worked which surely then means that  it wasn't a stupid idea at all good job brain you   did it for once I forgot why we even needed this  helicopter it's to steal like a A Bank Van you   know on those security things which in all reality  would have been much easier to steal than this   helicopter in the first place okay so here I go  into this ungated unsecured parking lot to steal   the bank van with the military helicopter all  right there we go all right let's let's get out   of here that is swinging violently by the way okay  easy easy this is not easy by the way if that's   what you think I mean you see easy oh my God how  is this getting worse what am I doing and perfect oh okay not to worry I can fix this oh okay  maybe I can make it worse first but then I'll   fix it I just have to like throw the magnet  into the right and then pick it up and move   it left yes yeah that's gone really good that's  really cool yes all right I managed this okay   all right that's that's fine my blood pressure  is not fine but this situation is now fine you   never cease to amaze me see what I mean about this  guy earlier we need more of him he's so positive   well that is the final prep mission for the heist  and now I just gotta complete a few more missions   to be able to actually get to the stage where  I can pull it off hey if you made it this far   consider liking the video yes I'm I'm putting the  propaganda here like 40 minutes in or something   oh we're going back to Big Baby Ken Rosenberg  I don't want to see him man and I like him as   a character but now look at him no no please  don't be back go away absolutely not I'm still   Road absolutely you're emotional I want to hear  Tony's opinion on this Tony please break it down   for me forget about it oh that's a great idea Tony  but you know what it ain't gonna work okay not   this time no one no Tony Tony's advice was good  man just forget about it let's move on just accept   that you're probably gonna die and help me with my  Heist I mean tell me more about your Casino let's   just get there oh no now I gotta drive this big  baby around thanks I'm just so tired of all this   life and death [ __ ] this guy's just trying to  get out and he trusts me I'm just driving around   on my motorbike you forgot something yeah my my  pants I I shouldn't uh I I shouldn't be going   in there that guy's gonna identify me the guy  from the car I'm gonna get this man killed oh   no oh no he's gonna identify me I I legit cannot  remember what happens I'm just hiding behind the   big baby who's this how you doing Johnny oh no  oh no the guy from his nightmares oh is this how   this resolves itself he just has a heart attack  oh that this could be a happy ending actually   wait hold on he's a heart attack and your  answer to this is throw a malt off wait what   is happening here slow down let's talk this out  this guy's jumping through fire with a chainsaw   to come kill me after this man just died of  natural causes that's the extinguisher I got   the extinguisher oh he's actually gonna help I'm  kind of amazed I'm gonna start up the meat track   this guy forgot we're in a fight oh they've  all forgotten I think this guy's just in the   machine hanging out all right I'll kill you  too I guess even though I feel a little bit   bad for it dude stop stop there's one man left  the fire's gone what was that I'm not gonna lie   this Mission seems like small potatoes after  the military base Mission oh I'm in the fence   I'm sus everyone I'm sus what what you and Rose  everybody got trapped in the freezer what they   closed the door what the hell I didn't know that  could happen what the oh okay he doesn't want to   hurt me he understands that I didn't cause that  heart attack take those guys out now put out the   what are you talking about man there's nothing  here this guy's out of his mind why am I defending   him okay this time I'm just running over I'm  gonna quickly shoot like what no no I don't   even have time he's already running for the  door there we go also he needed to get here   oh I should have locked Rosenberg in the freezer  well done CJ I don't know man they're just kind   of standing around I feel a little bad for them I  don't think they're even involved in this they're   just confused oh they're hiding on the boxes that  was kind of neat he almost got me a little bit   okay that one just ran away honestly he's the  smartest one of them all all right well that got   resolved pretty easily now there are no more loose  ends and I can rob the casino I assume you and   me tearing this town up yeah we're a really good  team I like the part where you started killing me   with a fire extinguisher and the part where we got  locked in the freezer all right Mission passed I   wonder when I can do that Heist it should be soon  I didn't even realize until today that they're   actually optional I thought you had to do the  heist they're some of the coolest missions in the   game Mr Ron Farley oh this guy he just grunts a  lot I like him he's he seems cool I like how we're   signing this like co-ownership document he's in  a suit and I'm in my Underpants that was a quick   Mission it's just a little cutscene to be like hey  you're awesome Salvatore is here now he's taking   over caligulas that sounds like a you problem I  don't know why I'm getting involved in this I was   going to send some of the boys over as a little  welcoming committee but uh maybe you can take care   of it I'm glad that this man who just met me a man  in his underpants trusts me with his life steal   the plane and the hangar now we're talking I can't  get locked in a freezer on an airplane or having   said that you can't crash a freezer so I guess  everything has their negatives oh this Mission I   have kind of a love-hate relationship with this  Mission because I love that you get to go to   Liberty City like you fly off but uh I hate that  you have to fly until you get like way outside of   the map I can't even see the Waypoint up here yeah  like this is this is just nothingness just out in   the middle of the ocean here oh okay there's the  plane all right I I thought I was going to Liberty   City okay well the love part for my mission is  gone it's only eight now it said get behind the   plane I was not behind it but here comes this man  in his socks and sandals willing to time it anyway   this is so over the top I love it Jesus Christ CJ  hey what's going on slow down on this why what is   this it's just throwing me in isn't it okay well  I think we're okay oh the captain is behind me I   ain't going down without him all right yeah  you put up a good one now I have to fly the   plane I guess what a weird Mission I didn't like  this at all oh I did like a full loop because I   thought I had to go through a checkpoint I  just had to stop I was driving around the   landing strip is this a bad idea because  it feels like a really really bad idea oh um I'd say an average idea it wasn't  particularly good or bad oh a lovely   nice stressful Mission here for me I gotta save  Mad Dog from falling off the roof and of course   there's only one way to save this man bye  well killing another man first of all and   then doing a pickup truck related mini game  to try and catch him okay all right this is   this is stressful stop stop stop oh my God  how is he not falling already it's actually   kind of impressive in a weird way oh oh oh I  think I got him I think I got him I think it   starts yes yeah he's fine trust me it's cool  words of blood was just paint in all those   cardboard boxes I was holding he looks  completely fine look at him thanks God yeah he's definitely dying oh my God that was  a brutal sound I like that his last effort was   used to have a little conversation with me  I get yourself straightened out I just don't   nerve when I get clean I'm gonna need  a new man yeah I know it's it's gonna   be me yeah yeah I'm a good guy see  ya what an awful mission in the best   possible way what the hell is this  what is going on at my Landing Strip thank you what's your take on this you know it's getting  old you sneaking up on a guy with an eye patch   like I know I just wear it for fashion but  still it feels weird I spoke to the big man   you got clearance to eliminate these [ __ ] how's  that who is the big man do you mean God or like   the president or who who is the big man drive  the bike up the planes rep okay yeah everything   Carol is asked to do seems very reasonable if you  ask me I'm dead can I even make this this seems   really really difficult what the hell what look  I'm just waiting they're all sad it's not going   what Afrikaans say oh just kill me come on end me  end my suffering thank you okay all right yes okay   those barrels were freaking me out what the hell  what what what did I do was that what was that it   I'm supposed to leave I don't know where I got  the parachute from I don't know what I'm doing   this whole mission is just confusing to me okay  fair enough I wish I got a little bit of respect   though like money doesn't mean much to me I want  respect and now I guess they can just parachute   into my next mission I hate this descent by the  way it's just leaving me alone with my thoughts   and I'm I'm not enjoying it whatsoever ah now that  I've landed there are just no vehicles whatsoever   why is the game cursed me in this way okay this  is taking the piss now I'm I'm almost there by   just walking through the desert in my Underpants  how have I not come across a car all right I made   it really you guys couldn't have picked me up  or anything oh man this day keeps getting worse   oh and now I'm getting tangled  up in this time to dig Carl   the face he gave me as he said that it was  a very intimidating line but a very funny   face this doesn't seem like a very efficient  way of killing even surely his arm would get   tired right hold him I mean at gunpoint like  this and the other guy's waking up I can't   believe I've forgotten so much of this yeah I  get him oh no actually you just made his job   easier but but he's running away so that's cool  all right I'm okay with this I hope this works   oh if only it was that guy I was trying to kill  he's still laughing and I'm parked on top of him   um okay uh wait who is this player three has  entered the chat dude what's this about I guess   he didn't see me just run over a policeman he  probably got the wrong idea what's his expression   um mild annoyance I would say that I parked on him  Hey where's he going what the hell dude what are   you doing he's gonna get hit by a truck there's  a car going right for him I don't know if it's   gonna hit him or not no they just stopped what  if I Ram into him and then he kills him for me   no that didn't work oh God okay I guess I'll just  smush him he's just standing there awkwardly did   that kill him yeah it did it just resets him to  a more cinematic position that's fair Punk [ __ ]   oh that's awkward sorry fellow policeman he died  of old age hail fellow well met oh finally the   truth showed up he thinks it's God talking  to him there's a place not even on the map   a train is about to leave it can explain better  than I ever are you talking about the like Area   51 area that's literally over the hill we could  just take a little stroll and look at it hey truth   do we have a plan here go go go okay hey hold up  dude was that is all right I I have been abandoned   okay I need to bring to him the black project  that has been developed inside I remember this   Mission being very very stressful I always hated  how CJ looks when he's like crouched over like   whatever's going on with his neck and head what oh  no did they actually see me or was that scripted   okay I think they've locked the way in and just in  case they're gonna hurt me I'm just gonna try and   drop down here yep they're killing me all right  I am in the ventilation system I'm once again   they don't seem to be reacting we just  driving my package carrier around this   military complex oh what is this room oh they  got the whole game map and everything it looks   just as good as it does when you're playing  anyway I think I can deactivate some of the   stuff here yeah I deactivated the Rockets that's  pretty neat I don't remember that at all wait   what is this can I go underground here what  I didn't know about this either there's armor   and everything down here oh I like that your  pass card is the size of a giant novelty check this guy is creating a great distraction as I pop  them off one by one keep going boy I believe in   you I'll clear your way oh here it is isn't it  iconic the jet pack from GTA San Andreas yay I'm   out I forgot that you know I I needed the missile  system off so that they couldn't shoot me hey here   you go you better stash it somewhere fast I like  how he just gets this I get nothing out of this   situation to get a lift in the town yeah exactly  I don't even get an Uber ride into town no respect   or nothing where you at that's the old airplane  graveyard you've been hanging around you couldn't   have brought me with you we could have just  continued on our mission in one goal oh oh wait   no yeah this is this is fine actually well that  was lucky oh [ __ ] this is why he wanted it just   so he could go joyriding I can't believe he stole  my jet pack that on the train kill the guards get   in and steal stuff okay sounds simple enough you  know this seems like a lot bigger than a casino   Heist and there's no planning involved whatsoever  and still whatever they least want us to get   okay that seems reasonable okay well here goes  nothing Carol has a lot more faith and security at   a casino than he does in the entire United States  government military shoot the crates on the train   to find the chair of green goo okay I'm on it  well I'm dead maybe you should have paid them   more respect not underestimated them and I guess  like the military base break-in and the stealing   of this jet pack was kind of a setup to steal  whatever it is we want on the train but honestly   it seems unnecessary oh oh okay I I think I'm  okay I'm not actually sure yeah this is this is   actually fine this is just some poor cop engaging  with this I don't know why you would choose to get   involved with whatever the hell is going on here  some dude in a jet pack robbing the military train I thought that man just came out of that  box oh I barely lived but I think I found   our mysterious green goo oh no no I love how he  just gracefully glided down to die there must   have been one on the very back oh wait hold  on I okay this is fine with me I'll just I'll   go over here I must have gotten a checkpoint I  guess I can just get far away yeah oh the tank   fell off yeah there was one dude right there  that's a lot of blood that's just left here I think that cop just tried to pull me over by  putting on his siren for a man in a jet pack all   right acid acquired what do you mean this was  always my asset or do you mean the jet pack is   the asset no no this is the acid I'm generating  money somehow I don't know how but I'm generating   money Rosenberg yeah soon if you're wearing  concrete shoes and a shallow grave in the desert   Rosenberg oh it's big baby he's calling me yeah  I've been very busy but I'll head over there now I'm just gonna hang him up on that not my greatest take off that's certainly not my  worst yeah there we go I got it in the end okay   this is somehow working and I landed it that  was seemed very unlikely as I came in there   all right I'll leave it for the valet once again  either there is a really good valet service here   or my vehicles keep getting stolen every time  I go inside looks like this piece of [ __ ]   was right you did a real number on those farrelli  losers yeah I jumped out of a plane in midair just   no shoot caught onto the airplane and murdered  them all he's like okay this guy is delusional   a hitting Liberty City cool uh this is the one  I go to Liberty City this guy is not suspicious   over the fact I want to take these three guys to  help me pull off this is all right well they're   out of here so that's kind of everything tied up  I should be able to do the heist after this one I   think well I'm very happy because now I never have  to see big baby again oh here we are Liberty City   it's so cool my Barefoot cool is really low and  that woman just got knocked down private function   Invitation Only oh yeah well Mr Leoni said what  a slick entrance this is so unnecessary Carol you   got me in such a predicament here is he just you  know what it was awkward I thought he was just   the cashier or something but it was just getting  awkward so I had to put him down I'm sniping them   now this is just adding insult to injury nice roll  though oh that's my dude he's just like chilling   there ow okay no he's not chilling there he  wants me dead actually well he's down that   was a very easy Mission some of the missions are  just terribly difficult and others are like yeah   whatever that's done okay well I know this time at  least I just have to stop the airplane requesting   Final Approach to Los Venturas International  before they even answer it just land sideways   on the runway yay I got respect must have been  from the traffic control tower I would imagine just where I meant to taxi it though  that's the little terminal for the   casino Carl what's up it's your brother hey  what's up man you okay oh it's Swiss that's   ah why called me just to give me bad news  and saying you're not doing well have a nice   life brother hold on man I'm getting [ __ ]  worked out for you just hang in there sweet   sweet [ __ ] he just called me to basically say  he's giving up on life meanwhile I'm out here   plotting heists on my phone no I bet that's for  the heist I'll go outside where I have reception   he's not calling me inside I mean I must need to  get higher hold on I'll stand on the roof of this   car there we go hello and you uh took care of  those three Loose Ends yeah those poor saps ran   into a little trouble along the way you won't be  hearing from Mr Rosenberg again okay that was just   Mr Leone to say that I'm awesome and I would  never betray him we're basically best friends   oh maybe this call is for the heist hello hey CJ  what's up with you you want to decide for everyone finally here we go the big day even the janitors  coming along everyone has their part to play I got   my night vision on boys I'm heading out imagine  having night vision goggles at the Las Vegas Strip   hey I'm here for my first day the 10 p.m night  shift I take my job very seriously as you can see what you blew your disguise scrub the mission what  was it because of the night vision you knew yeah   I'm uh standing there for Jerry he's ill shut up  what I think I got Jerry's cough yeah that was   that was great honestly that was more suspicious  than the night vision goggles but uh yeah we're   in I got three minutes to get these boys inside  all right I'm in the generator room okay he's   just screaming it out okay gas going oh no no  no no no oh no no no okay I got one of them in   there I'm dying upstairs yeah it knocked them out  instantly I'm gonna be dead oh no never mind Chad   CJ just didn't breathe in that entire cutscene  blow the charges you placed at the dam here goes   nothing yes okay there goes the dam that we tried  to rig earlier I'm amazed they didn't find those   in the meantime I did get caught planting the  explosives aha I found a way to open the gate   we have no power so they've no way in there we  go now everyone can just Shuffle it oh it's going   the rest of the way itself for some reason even  the janitors armed and dangerous he's just gone   along with this thing God we are mowing through  these people I think we over developed this plan   we got cut away with the fun we were having  okay if anyone's low on health grab some sodi   pops you guys come on not far now keep alert  there's no shame in having sodi pop everyone   come on grab one the team needs you with the  safe what I thought they just told me to leave   oh now it's telling me to leave okay okay did we  get in yes no still okay yes all right we're in   we get all this money now this better be a big  payday by the way just so we're all in the clear   um I have no idea what I'm shooting at there's  some demons in the dark okay I really need a Sony   pop now I badly badly need so deep pop two by  two ow [ __ ] super two I'm just rolling up the   stairs okay can someone shoot him everyone's just  getting in my way hold on gang I need somebody pop   please wait I really want to do this Heist but  I'm so perched oh I can still hear me drinking   in the background oh they send me so far back okay  this time I'm gonna Place explosives before I do   that part so then I can just blow up as I go down  somebody's bring the emergency generators back up   oh what a coincidence I just put explosives on  them did I get them now how does that not count okay I got them again okay well this time I've  got night vision on when I actually need it so it   shouldn't be a big of a disaster and I shouldn't  need sodi pops okay I'm trying to stay out ahead   this time because I know how much trouble they  cause me when they oh no they're catching up   please janitor get out of the way I'm dying  over here one snack one snack that's all I   need and then I'm good wait up guys please who is  beeping is it the the van is that it was beeping   constantly okay it's probably time to take off  the night vision right wait I don't even have it   on now my vision has just been burned probably  from wearing the night vision when I shouldn't   have been wearing it take the elevator all the  way to the roof wait so I don't have an official   Escape they just left me here well to be honest  I'm better off alone that means more sodi pop time   what the okay that guy's bulletproof didn't  realize that my bad oh now he's not anymore   what was that okay I think I've made it to the  roof of the casino now I see a parachute okay   that's my Escape oh no there's police after me  on the rooftop as well I have a sniper and I'm   not afraid to use it oh no did he already drop  people off yeah he did okay well I can kill   them from here oh oh no oh no why does this keep  happening to me oh please be okay yeah I think   I'm okay where's Ken Rosenberg big baby with a  fire extinguisher when you need him oh I need to   make it over to that poorly rendered Street can  I even make that I probably should have killed   the guys before I went over right I don't think  I'm gonna make it yep I'm uh I'm not gonna make   it how embarrassing no it's just given me escape  to the safe house oh no I'm Just landing in the   parking lot no matter how good the best late plans  can be the execution still matters okay all right   everybody get out of my way or the execution will  be performed on me oh man there's loads of them   today I learned that no matter what the question  for me a plane is probably the answer oh I landed   on the helicopter pad in a plane I think we did it  just kind of came out is all we are watching you   idiot he deserved that for leaking our plan that's  why the power came back on yes respect upgraded   you can now run a five-man gang I I don't really  do that stuff anymore I'm just really into Pirates   stabbing piece of eggplant [ __ ] oh that's  the the dawn well I don't really like drama   so I'm hanging up I only got a hundred thousand  out of that I was like no money from a heist of   that scale but it's perfect for what I want to  do with it come on green come on green I picked   them because their name is Arthur or Martha  and I figured it doubled my chances come on   come on Green Let's Go Green Green come on  no you're supposed to go faster at the end   not slower oh green green yes I think we've got  this in the bag green is actually gonna do it   at eleven to one oh you you gotta be kidding  me green came second they had the worst odds   and now we only have a dollar well I've ruined  his life so we will end it there thank you so   much for watching check 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Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 66min 28sec (3988 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 11 2023