The Sheriff Tends Bar

army okay the taking school Mulligan's place for a couple of hours just going down with the tongue saw real ballers you get a haircut and shave excuse me soft-pedal on that whistling little rainy it's bad luck what's your pleasure Barsky strike won't take seed from most angles it can't save you here listen that big stupid in here today I don't know here talking about my husband I don't know I don't care Oh I says to my husband this morning the trouble of you is I'm too good for you how you like that he didn't have an answer how you two quick-witted farm you're good at rap party will you go over there and sit down one of the team straight whiskey thank you smoke Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago uh yes I had to she died you know what I guess I'll be candid with you I do not know it's alright straight whiskey thank you I said there ain't a man mm you're full of helium you better not take off your shoes and go straight up in the air now listen oh and sit down one of those tables the best man that ever breathing good enough on the worst moment in the world and listen you'll pick me go sit down Warlow stay low I'm gonna take out ahead for you on your head you and who else man squawk Mulligan okay yeah big tomboy okay a big dad kind of tough tough nothing why I was in condition I had squawk with me I could lick two of them all right give me a shot of that Panther yeah I'm tending bar one time down the Lower East Side in New York a tough Paloma comes in there but the name of Chicago Molly I cautioned her none of your picadillo is in here there was some hot lunch on the bar comprising of succotash Philadelphia cream cheese and asparagus with mayonnaise she dips her mitt down to this Milosh yawning at the time and she hits me right along with it I jumped over the bar knocks her down where's the funnel I don't know it's up along there somewhere you're a knight a knock Dave Karger Molly now I want you you knocked her down I was the one that knocked her down oh yeah yes that's right he knocked it down but I was the one start kicking her here's the funnel okay Josh starts kicking her in the midrib Jared kick the woman the midriff that had a pair of course it's on no I just can't recall any such incident right now why I almost broke my great toe I never had such a painful experience did she ever come back again well say she came back she came back a week later and beat the both of us up yeah but you had another woman with her not only lady with gray hair I had those two tough guys beat around sheriff come out from behind that bar you're not wanted here you know crazy I'm wanted for nearly every state in the Union am i come on come on

Channel: williamclaudefields

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Keywords: WCFields, WC, Fields, Chickadee, 1940

Id: wE_2uqCc_K4

Length: 3min 45sec (225 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 13 2007