The Dentist (1932) W.C. FIELDS

[Music] foreign wear my glasses they're on your head [Music] where's the newspaper you're sitting on it oh let's go in land the caution another baby doctor don't mind that say oh that's a funny one 50 pounds in chocolate fine mrs uncle beck what do you mean 50 pounds and chop it fine well i thought you were arthur who's arthur he's the man i intend to marry oh well don't tell me anything about it i'm only your father i can read in the newspaper what does he do for a living well he's the ice man an ice man yeah he goes to college he's a cornell man rhett grange was a nice man he's still a nice man as far as i'm concerned put it down there and get out okay go on now you're so smart how are you gonna get it in the icebox i'll put it in myself listen don't ever do it back to me [Music] [Applause] [Music] i've been waiting for you i'll meet you on the first tee hurry up over okay charlie okay did you put the ice in the ice box yeah how'd you do it where are my golf clubs in your golf bag there was a golf you just fell over it yeah i say that look at that look at that look at that look at that [Music] what's my first appointment this morning miss pippiton at 10 30. well i just have time for 18 holes where's my cat you never wear any oh yeah that's right where's the ice the ice box there's just a little piece left now i'll have to get some more yeah keep that ice man out of here i'm going to order a prisoner well that's mine well we can't look for it all day been out of 20 minutes now and i gotta get back to office half past ten i'm gonna drop another ball okay drop another if it isn't unfair to either of you gentlemen i can tell you where the ball is where under that lead thanks it isn't unfair to either one of us we've been looking for the ball 20 minutes far i'd wait a minute they're still on the green well let them get out of the way this is certainly a great game for your health [Music] [Applause] [Music] a ball lying in a sprinkler connection may be dropped without pendleton no near the hole [Applause] get those teeth out of there too they're right my line [Music] two you can't do that what do you mean i can't do it read the card you had drops in the wall oh [Music] having a basket party over there [Music] don't stand behind me when i'm shooting you told me to stand over there sir never mind where i told you to stand you stand where i tell you that kid's a dummy doesn't know what time it is say by the way what time is it i don't know 10 15. shut up will you stand here keep your eye on the ball oh wait you can't do that what do you mean i can't do that i can do anything i want to do hello joe hi doc how about a little gal i just threw my clubs away what again hey the funniest thing happened i'm taking my second stroke i beat an old geezer on the scots with my ball right near the green was headed for the pin the ball rolls back into a water connection i pick it up drop it over my shoulder it dribbles down into the hole i'm down in two well there what do you mean well they gave me the same argument i'm down in two look at the back of the car they wanted me to do it over again after i had a fine drop all right where's the soap it's in your hands huh oh how about tomorrow doc uh what time all about no i won't be able to go why not i'm going duck shooting well i'll run along and i say boy you should have been there i took this smashing nibbly i picked a straight shot with a pin it beams this old geezer down into the water connection it goes coming back drops into the water connection i pick it up and drop it over my shoulder and down into the hole it goes well i'll give you a ring tomorrow okay well they burn up he's gonna fried eggs on the back of his neck how do you know clears it down put it in here please you won't hurt my leg will you my doctor says i have a very bad leg your doctor is office nut i don't believe in doctors anyway there's a doctor lives right down the street here treated a man for yellow jaundice for nine years then found out he was a you know a little dog's he bit me right here dog yes it was a little bash home little tiny dog when he sneaked right up behind me and bent me right like that you're rather fortunate it was the newfoundland dog that bit can you sit down shall i use gas well gas or electric light i'd feel nervous to have you fool around me in the dark [Music] come on it didn't go alert now i just want to look at it [Music] it's not going to hurt come on come on now i'll try not to be so cruel this time come on come on oh doctor i can't let you do that again tell her i'm out but doctor she has a three o'clock appointment that wouldn't care she had a four o'clock appointment by when i was in darjeeling [Music] [Music] i know we've been waiting for you sit down [Music] when i tell you to go out and tell one of these palucas that i'm out go out and fill on my mouth don't have these buggers walk in on me i'd when i don't want to see him you just come in for the ride haven't i seen your face somewhere before oh probably you've seen me at the horse show jockey sir hiya can you open your mouth uh come on now you got a bigger mouth in that opening oh beautiful [Music] hand me that uh 404 circular buzz saw rubbing dropping dropping dropping is that a 404 conical you got me uh [Music] i know it wouldn't hurt you huh give me that packing please thank you [Music] put that's in there and stop it and i'm not me for that moment you wouldn't let arthur come here to see me so i'm going to see him excuse me a moment folks stay in there wow what do you think of that [Music] [Music] keep you waiting [Music] all your lines busy [Music] [Music] [Music] why it came out easily didn't it yes it did yesterday [Music] holding that door i can't you lock me in where's the key in your pocket huh huh people downstairs any patients [Music] have you ever had this tooth pulled before no this won't hurt you much [Music] thank you oh i'm gonna give her cash not gonna pull me all around the floor relax would you like a drink what is it water no thanks [Music] well we'll be long now that female wrestler gone yes she's gone is he standing in a hole no he's just a little fella hmm send him in i'll fix him this way please how do you do how's everything up in moscow got two strikes on the boys eh when you sit down [Music] thank you so i can't find his mouth hand me that stethoscope william thanks will you say ah please oh okay oh okay oh i almost had a game [Music] let me see now hand me a drill thank you now just open your mouth counter okay you can't see that hurt you doctor your daughter is going out with the ice man don't be silly i got her locked in the room but they're using a ladder where do you think you're going that's him oh you're the guy that hit my pot on the head yeah you want to make anything out of it i'd like to see you do that again is it necessary for him to do it again no it isn't father you're not really going to buy a fidget bear are you 50 pounds will make it snappy [Music]

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Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 23 2013

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The video starts when Granger walks in at 9:32

Cavanna's part starts at 11:32 right after Granger's ends. If your impatient and want to skip to the part with the stockings, click here to go to 16:55.

Farley is the assistant to the dentist (played by W.C. Fields) throughout.

Marjorie Kane also makes some appearances throughout as his daughter.