The Scientific Reason Why Women Have Loud Sex - Off Air w/ Nikki & Andrew

one time yeah his brothers heard us and uh honestly I thought we were being so so quiet because I would never want to his brothers to hear like it's one thing my roommate and my friend hearing maybe I wasn't as discerning but I seriously would never be like I'm just gonna hear me [ __ ] like I would never be like psyched about that I know there's some women that are into that I am I'm an exhibitionist in many ways not for my friends to hear me but like his brothers the next morning and I remember when we were having sex it was like at his cousin's so we were in this guest room and there was like a baby so there was we were having like the quietest sex I've ever had where I was like so nervous of anything the next morning the idea that you wait for the baby to cry yeah yeah like when my friend in high school waited for a train to go by before he blew his head off so his parents would wake up thanks Nikki I'm smiling about it rest in peace you were a smart kid [Music] it's true yeah they didn't sign him until later because he there was a they lived right by a train and he waited for the train to go by so that he wouldn't like his mom wouldn't find him that instead like the someone else would find him the next day oh but I'm grateful for knowing him and foreign trains and for you know so yeah it's just like how I come is how my friend blew his head laughs so you're laying there seriously keep that in if you or someone you know is thinking about suicide make sure that you reach out for help you don't have to suffer alone there is a number to call its 1-800 and then we'll just plug it in later yeah okay so back to me having crazy loud sex I didn't know how loud I was in the next day we were in this band we had to like go to his like aunt's house or something we're all in the van and heaven his brothers start making jokes about like like well someone was howling last night and I was just like all right and they were just like oh the governor yeah there was like they just started making wolf puns and I was just like guys you're gonna let us in on this joke what's the wolf and they were like well you should know and I was like I don't know and they're like Nikki you sound like a wolf when you're having sex like you were howling like a wolf and I was like there's just no way I mean I still don't understand to this day how I sounded like a wolf but apparently I I sounded like a Howlin wolf at the like the moonlight like that yeah there yeah I mean how what's the weirdest thing a woman like how the we're sounds a woman has ever made with you I mean you know just like a deep sigh yeah like a disappointed sigh yeah she's look at her watch and she wasn't wearing one gonna watch looking for a sundial there anything where I could see the time and lie to him that I have to leave I've never gotten and this is the sad thing I've never got a girl me like I know it's sad I pray don't [ __ ] hard enough I gotta [ __ ] harder I guess like you're loud aren't you yeah yeah yeah I'm loud um do you know the scientific reason behind it well it's so that other men come and [ __ ] us yep oh when we were all like yeah in the jungles we would be like ah so that other guys would go I don't want someone someone's ready to be fun after that guy's done I'm gonna head on over yeah it's fine you're waiting you need as much sperm in you from different guys so that guys get confused and think that they are raising your baby and then if you have a ton of coming you from different men then all the men think that maybe it was their baby and they'll help you raise it so the more come you get in you and you're ovulating the more likely year to be a huge [ __ ] come more yeah come boy that's smart those women work on horse I wonder if um how far away did people live you know they just had caves neighbouring cave you're all the way in the cave I think they've connected it to howler monkeys like when monkeys have sex in the jungle the women the women monkeys shriek a lot during it to be like it's probably the time when it when you're bright and most fertile - yeah it's ovulating yeah yeah populating yeah so if I hear girls scream you've never made it real beautiful huh not well I'll tell you that I've heard I've heard like it kind of feels do you go downtown oh yeah no I've been eating lately I did this thing where she sat on my face I jerked off yeah this sounds miss test again yeah did you ever hear that sound yeah yeah as the girl sitting on your face and looks behind that you're sad dick that you're jerking you know what it is you know what I'm thinking what they don't make sound because they know my [ __ ] is mad fertile so they don't need another guy to come in and they want me to be there yeah they don't want to attract other they don't want to track other men cuz they know that see the guy always have roommates more there's another guy in the bed next to you like sharing the hotel room so maybe that's why they're quiet that honestly could be that could be it too I mean there's a lot of reasons probably mostly I don't find hard enough but you have they have orgasms they do well what are those sound like the orgasm is a screaming part right Nikki cream man wouldn't you buy yourself to you scream you guys are performers yeah that's true I got my sag card through sex I got taft-hartley just just actually imitating Nikki earlier I got me really good I can't really wait as it gets oh but if like five guys are out solid but yeah you scream when you're enjoying it but then you really let it go when you're when you're having but when you were having orgasm by yourself no I never would I don't either I mean sometimes I'll make a little woman's piece for you guys yeah but I'm also not getting a dick thrust in me when I'm by myself yeah but you orgasm better from nod sex think of what I I just usually be like you don't think it makes you look hotter by yelling one time a friend sent me and Nikki the sound of her orgasm by herself I didn't ask him to it I didn't listen to it I couldn't I knew what it was and I couldn't what it found like an NPR recording yeah noticed it was too much and we are sort of the Queen's of like there is no such thing as too much but I don't want to hear my friends coming and I'm really sorry that you had to that was funny I think it was I know I think that was my key so in Africa it was one time in three years of living together with her and I came really weird that you only had sex once in in that apartment cuz I would go to Greenpoint to get dick I would always take that's why I was going I appreciate that I would take the eat the C to the G to the D tunnel get off it to the D straight to the D oh but man my front Sara Lena has heard so much I mean if he once that's cuz that she lived with my boyfriend what did she say it sounded like the same thing that her and her husband used to just lay in bed and be like no it sounded fun yeah it was it sounded like murder but fun murder it was good if that's the thing thank you so much for watching that clip that you just watched did you enjoy it I hope you did if you did thumbs up it why don't you subscribe why don't you just keep watching more videos let them play share with your friends go share on your Instagram story go just have a great day

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Length: 8min 40sec (520 seconds)

Published: Sat May 02 2020