The Saga of Delarius - 3 - A Baldur's Gate 3 Adventure

Hello everybody welcome back where last we left off we had issues in that I accidentally initiated combat and then accidentally attacked the wrong combatant so we're back in the goblin camp that's about it fragile Nissan [Music] short work of the incaper made yeah burnt to us the captives were many goblet kind had reduced them to cowering Phil funny Phil funny and drain them with pride draw ragslin the true Soul had led you glad why not just say LED you with pride come on you turn it question no excuse me bam bam thank you it's all right yeah the reason I'm starting so early today is I'm uh actually catching a special edition screening of old boy later tonight so I wouldn't be able to stream when I normally would but this gives new people a chance to check in for those that aren't usually able to watch hope you're having a good day it's your fault for [ __ ] up the song my name is all right let's try this again maybe this time not uh agreement fresh diesel home experience Wicked in pictures humans oh you got him good how are you never best finger rule the world just because you've got a scary face as scary as yours but you feel nothing in response your related power is beyond reach I love the oh [ __ ] look on my guy's face oh no we've had a breach but no more things are changing we got the absolute on our side now neat you better learn your place go on kiss my foot or I think you're reading on face grovel to this I had no intention of groveling how about you kiss my feet instead and this time I can add Advantage add guidance Jimmy I think we got there haha this is a very different outcome low mate just piss off you're not welcome here I said kiss my feet grovel grovel before delirious the goblin stairs mouth a gape then he sets his jaw and falls to his knees this really tearing my tinos yeah arrogant swine ah weak-willed fool hey case ah good times there we go that ended with a lot less bloodshed before it's too late I doubt these goblins [Music] inside boring what if I try to go inside don't try and stop me I just stop it ever have fun all right so much fun that those thieves almost got past we got them now hey and once the whelp starts singing we'll know who sent her boy ain't no pie in here we're doing the absolutes work okay State your business now yes I know but I don't have a connection to my illicit power related power is beyond reach until you rest got an audience with the one in charge now I don't get advantage on this one but I do get an additional plus two so let's uh oh I do get advantage maybe didn't need it but you never know well you ain't the first foreign type I suppose good enough to be a bit more specific though mate absolute's got a few favorites around here we're here to see to see Priestess cup hello dealer's choice come on Chet let me know who am I here to see I have no preference the voices in my head will be the determiner split choice so far oh they're leaning towards the drow ten nine eight seven six five four three two drow audience is right she's an uppity one and no mistake but she knows her business she's in telling the war Chiefs what's War next ride is gonna be a beacon oh yeah as if mingling with a horde of goblins wasn't bad enough let's do what we have to do then get out of here yes good I wasn't intending to white people in return there'll be some real fun do you hear the absolute voice true Soul gut inside [Music] oh there's a lot of gabbos oh and who and he's wait no elfs those both LVS it might be one's wearing a helmet love Goblin voices yeah man goblins are fun they're a fun fantasy race when they're not like you know super problematic how goes the torture poor lad I could give you peace you know but no no you gotta keep silent don't you it's one of the reasons I really like playing gobtober in October with Connor with my boy Rachel vixel pics he'd get along very well with these gabbos come enjoy them if you like say we'll take over isn't it too quickly the mark glow but if you feel nothing in response your elected power is beyond real I know rest your boss sent me to relieve you give me guidance Mommy 20. needs some good guidance here that is I'm gonna need uh gonna need a better than that how about a uh yeah no I get it how about we roll again with inspiration that's better I'll take I'll take a Nat 20. we do all the work and you get to finish him any good you just screams yeah I should have sent me to moonrise with the rest for the goodies baking that weird priest next door shouted like he was beating something good what the prisoner please let me out there's no reason for this goblins don't really have reasons I mean I could do that I mean I'd need to have uh him tribe or whatever looking for a druid name of halson I don't know he he changed into a bear but I lost sight of him I don't know if he's still alive oh that's disappointing please get me out of here um do my best uh keep trying you'll figure it out how were you captured we I was with a group of adventurers we came here for an artifact it's called The Night song try to sneak past the Goblins are you kidding me they're everywhere they humbust us I don't think pucker goblins could be so efficient that's because they're not under their own tutelage I don't know the boss didn't say who's the Boss just said some wizard called laroicon would reward us if we found it should be here somewhere said there was a hidden passage underneath the temple the place was supposed to be abandoned when we arrived hmm what else do you know about the temple any of the treasures where can I find the Night song Brian had instructions but the Goblin's got him they they said they'd eat him problematic these shackles I I don't want to die I'm not going to leave you here thank you thank you so much be patient I'll be back please Starion let's crack it over it's only a 12 this should be fine add guidance to it for good measure yeah we got there I better go before they catch us good luck not being seen I should be able to make it to the Grove on my own they need to know their endangered yeah you already answered all those everything how's he intend to get out I guess that'll do kind of silly to torture him right next to an exit everything I also didn't do a very good job with the torture and they could have like you know wriggled some Nails underneath his like kneecap or something well that guy seems interesting What's your deal greetings child I've met few aside from goblins here you recognize the scourge this man is a follower of La vieta goddess of pain oh dear ah are you also he's a wannabe cenobite with the prisoner I mean the one they are torturing the things they do to that man so crude and primitive I was invited to teach them I live for pain and its intricacies you see but alas pain without purpose is a terrible thing wouldn't you agree I mean all pain has some purpose I thought a follower of loveyatar would approve of pain you know the maiden of pain how refreshing but there is more to us than that yes we worship her through pain often our own but it is an intimate and loving thing one we offer up how selfless first hand go ahead I'm sure you're in need of a little Penance the [ __ ] is wrong you do it the face just maybe I am maybe I am I am curious I have something Exquisite oh Shadow Hearts into it too kinky [ __ ] and I are interested in how you how you handle pain dear one and should you Delight her you will most assuredly receive her most gracious blessing trust me simply face the wall and we can begin okay interesting you should probably remove that don't want to ruin my cape sorry is that a mace I expected like ah the pain you suffer will cleanse you do not fight it um make him head harder come on you little [ __ ] [ __ ] harder you want more as you wish still won that actually hurt less wonderful just wonderful looks like you're tired should I take over wonderful you want more I'll give it to you oh [ __ ] that one hurts for the pain like a true I am proud to have served you this better it was an interesting experience interesting is an understatement one herself found your performance inspiring she has deemed you worthy of her blessing well that's nice of her and on a personal note thank you that was positively divine you're welcome if you can do that Clarity yeah 30 hit points or less you gain plus two forever buff oh until long rest on this one you have plus two bonus to attack rolls and wisdom saving throws for three turns yes this is perfect so y'all just like enjoy watching that go ahead and uh not be injured anymore hey gribo foreign marketing is my you have plans for this pigeon keep him safe listen to him cool the dog gets angry or some such we'll stick to you and I was admiring a meant like one for my own then catch one on your own the mom glows but you feel nothing in response your related power is beyond reach excuse me thank you advantage on the roll or plus two fruits and don't let the lads snatch him up no tell him what they'll do to him bring him back when he's all chocolate he's the king pigeon's all yours thank you gribo free burlap snacks ew so I'm quite saved for now a joy to see a familiar face in such a precarious setting I guarantee the story of your daring rescue of my person will live on for eons get yourself to safety and quick to do just that the emotion goes a long way in a place like this better we mustn't carry but I but I hate for our friendship to end here please won't you meet me once we've both slipped the goblin yoke go to my Camp soon my friend soon we can share the flagon of something liquid at the tale of Daring Do I'll slip away when the coast is clear see you soon my friend I simply can't wait to pick your brain he's like Darrington Loxley without all the bravado what else is going on in here I'm gonna hold on I'm going to save real quick a scrying eye let's not do anything suspicious while it's watching wait where is it can I see it what are they delaying for can't we just swarm the Forest Trail wants to know exactly where those adventurous Cape oh this door leads somewhere are the worg pens this is where they keep the doggies a neat little Shrine you got there there's a tiny hole back there are these Goblin children steady three hey it's their bear my kids squeal again chiropra Stones might cut through all that fur laughs I could join them but now I'm pretty sure that bears the thing I need to heal me uh oh who's on my oh the bear is on my side I'm like what's happening right now I'm pretty sure three is a child foreign okay you're stupid okay a Starion how are we doing this that'll do okay or you can just suck at it all right let's start with uh good old-fashioned Eldritch blast let's see heck strength Dex con int whiz sure that was strong where is their signal thingy do I have to kill a child I might have to kill a child ow [ __ ] wait a minute that dude [ __ ] me up where'd that spider go oh it's like whippers zipped all the way out there huh you know who doesn't have problem killing children the gif what are you doing take the Goblins you [ __ ] stupid bear willy-nilly silly old bear stupid bear you get what you deserve on this one get what you deserve got to press on do you not have any spell slots What's Happening Here well this is awkward oh she's blind God damn that spider's nasty let's head over here hi no I wanted to do cunning action hide uh can I undo a move [ __ ] oh well he's about to keep going we're gonna drink that okay yeah I can hit the kids don't quote that no stand ranked oh you [ __ ] ninny I need to find a way forward kind of movement what do you mean my pad's unobscured foreign anymore okay good job the bear can handle itself okay the bear is not handling itself as well as I'd like [Music] Shadow Hearts dying [Music] just out of range for most things huh so much for peace uh-huh these boots have seen everything and they were meant for walking hey it's dead good news Victory sip to make way well the Bears trying its best whoa yeah do your best 84 hysterian 84 percent ah I'll help you welcome back to the land of the living light on my feet I have to keep going on the move oh Roar indeed [Music] I'm beginning to feel like sacred flame [ __ ] sucks dude doing my feet don't waste a step Eldritch blast well this is very awkward all right I think we win sacred flame another shot hey you hit good job shadow heart one should cherish all of Nature's Bounty but Goblin guts are quite far down the list you aided a bear without knowing if it would Savage you a true friend of nature or perhaps a lunatic I also killed two children oh thanks I am the druid halson to I heard you're an unmatched healer I need your help indeed well not the most opportune moment but given the lengths you went to I assume there's some urgency come on then dude's [ __ ] contract unless you'd rather wait for an audience of goblins Oak father preserve you child you're infected aren't you the Mind flares spawn yes but something's different you're aware of the monster inside you you don't bow to the absolute like the true Souls do how is this possible not clear maybe the process was interrupted perhaps but I wouldn't want to place all my faith in blind luck you're not playing D and D right there exactly when you said you needed help let me tell you what I know I've been studying these parasites for a while now ever since I discovered these so-called true souls are infected with them someone is using very powerful magic to modify these tadpoles they're using them to exert control over the infected I'm sorry to say I can't undo that magic which means I can't cure you but that doesn't mean I can't help I didn't find what I came here for a way to remove the tadpoles but I found the next best thing I found out where they come from you see when a mommy mind player and a daddy mind flare loved them love each other very much this magic isn't typical of how mindful as procreate no this is different altered the magic used is beyond me it's either not of this world or so ancient as to be lost to even Nature's memory tell me what you've learned I overheard that the cultists are sending all of their captives to moonrise Towers innocence go in true Souls come out given that all of these true souls are infected it has to be the source for this magic if you want to find a cure you must head there and discover how the tadpoles are being manipulated would you come with me I wish I could but there's still work I've yet to finish blood I've yet to spill this guy's cool I hope he can become a member of the party ask more of you but if you could help me I'd be free to join your journey to moonrise to threaten my Grove the natural order must be protected there is no Order anymore only chaos chaos is welcome in doses it helps keep balance but this is too much this is not natural help me kill the leaders of this hold save my Grove then I will help you three deaths could win us peace the drama in thara the Hobgoblin draw ragslin and that perversion of a priestess gut they are the ones holding these parasites together remove them and nature will cure itself having a shape-shifting bear by my side might make things easier my my thanks if you Prevail I'll owe you the debt of a lifetime be warned my presence could make things more difficult I can only restrain my bear form so much I won't be able to help but attack goblins if I join you we'll likely have to slaughter this entire place you may want to use discretion When approaching the goblin leaders Fair May Sylvanas guide your hand focus on the leaders that's all it will take to restore the balance here hey buddy you want to at least you know like give us some healing juice am I allowed to go to Camp from here I am wow yeah because we could do with a long rest right now everybody's had everybody's had a bit of a day thank you seems we just set up camping shop all right hello Volo [Music] quite [Music] the code I was just settling in and reviewing my latest findings mind flayers cultists and of course your esteemed company what do you know about mind players well I'm practically an expert they've tentacles you know quite shocking the Druid house and had some kind of mind flare specimen in a jar in his quarters a replica no doubt but truly fascinated to see up close and they're parasites do you know anything about them as a matter of fact I do but why do you I'm mindfully I planted one of their larvae in my brain that's quite impossible you'd have undergone ceramorphosis by now if only your disbelief could alter facts if what you say what say would you'd be a mind flayer by now you affected by a mine flares hmm examine me find out for yourself ah comfy Stone if I just tear in your eye I could quickly oh dear sweet gods stop shouting can you help I mean yes I suppose I can I'll need to research the particulars however give me a bit of time and I'll have this little issue sorted actually just uh remedies remedial rhymes light armor when you inspire an ally using bardic inspiration well that's useless to me what do you want Gail you jealous you've been left out spare me a moment if you please I've something important to discuss with you we've been traveling together for a while now like a day time that I shared something with you it's rather personal not matter that I'll prefer to keep quiet but needs must when the devil drives I have no choice but to speak you see I have this condition you were very different from the parasite we share but just as deadly your werewolf you contagious no nothing like that now if I fail to treat it then the consequences would not be contained to me alone what it comes down to is this every so often I need to get my hands on a powerful magical item and absorb the weave inside okay why I'll spare you the finer details but begins with a simple biological deterioration muscle spasms disorientation a slight ringing in the ears and clever for too long days since I last consumed an artifact since before we were abducted It's Time by that I mean it's imperative that I find and consume strands of weave at the earliest possible juncture okay what do you suggest we find these artifacts we've already done the finding fact you have one in your possession I have to give you something of how hard one such an item was and it will be no easier when even more are required to assuage my Hunger there'll be danger involved or great cost why exactly would I risk either of those things for a wizard I barely know the end of all that I lose valuable artifact honestly that sounds terrible I see no upside in this for me that's true I might go with two valid question if not out of the simple goodness of your heart then perhaps your own self-interest might be sufficient motivation okay having a wizard like me around is quite the Boon when facing the perils that stalled these lands far harder for me to assist you if I could barely stand up right please please to me your help could be the difference between life and death [Music] seek the danger at the heart of your request all right let's give it a shot I am not wise enough I'm gonna take a second spin at that foreign there we go you become one with Gail's mind Minister oppressing it it's inside of you a mighty Darkness radiating from your chest you could try to push further but you'll hold over Gail feels brittle it won't be easy delving deeper without him noticing deeper laughs I said deeper [ __ ] give me one more go me you're using the tadpole against me yeah I had no right none at all have a good mind to turn around and depart this little company of ours immediately that's on you there's been another moment in the presence of someone inclined to such unjustified invasions of privacy your call be reasonably condition is unstable possibly dangerous I needed to know the need remains debatable but I recognize your responsibility perhaps my reaction was a tad volatile the irony of which is not lost on me though it needs remains so on you for the time being I hope that the Glimpse you caught of my condition convinced you of the urgency in treating it can I count on you to give me the artifacts I need all right he hasn't mentioned exactly what these artifacts are yet only that I have one fine as luck would have it you're already primed to give me exactly what I need uh items you want are more used to me unconsumed you can't have anything yet I'm gonna see if I can hold them off for a little bit actually no I can give him that stupid Bard tunic I have thank you oh I'd hit the spot I can feel it work the magic it's like a lullaby that sings to sleep the demon inside a metaphorical demon I hate the point out but no less dangerous and now let's bound to wake up again to continue its ravages such as the nature of all monsters right perhaps now you'll tell me what all this is made of grateful as I am the course of our camaraderie is much better sir by not taking up not just yet sincerely though I understand I ask a lot from you with few answers in return but in time all will be told at least you could do is [ __ ] pay me obtains it in Water Deep nothing there comes cheap does it give you anything good oh good Willis is here fog whatever long rest what am I doing there is heavy moisture drips down your forehead pain shoots through your fingers um I guess I'll rub my hands builds as you squeeze your hands together it's always so thick skin always so sticky sometimes English please squirming in your chest gripping your heart kissing your belly your bones popping your flesh swelling I can I can feel part of my flesh swelling I feel it in me we are lost I will be quick with my blade first you then the others then myself your minds intertwine you sense a touch of uncertainty a touch of disgust no I can go into your mind as well thank you review [Music] the old ones gave me this ability and their child is in my brain your mind lurches reeling suddenly as if bitten lazelle's fear grips you no fear of death fear of insignificance the great warrior nasal a failure to her kind she will wear no silver sword ride no red dragon forever unknown to the great Lich Queen lacketh you will survive this you will save your queen I will not let the gay who take me I will earn vlakis on her I will wait but know this I am watching if the sickness does not pass come Dawn I will end us all you know what she reminds me of the female gremlin from Gremlins 2. I came just in time uh hi you are transforming [Music] oh you're that dwarf I made Who the hell's are you salvation and not for the first time I saved you before how did that go whoa I'm seeing it now oh you're the one that did that I'm here to save you again not while I'm around I'll protect you we haven't much time so listen closely there is great potential within you it comes from that parasite your instinct is to resist the power it gives but you must accept it nurture it suspicious keep it from consuming you for the sake of both of us you must learn to wield it are you the absolute I feel like that's exactly what you are [Music] oh cool the fight we are losing for now you can change that but only if you embrace your potential I have to go the enemy is closing in I will be back wait now you'll feel better I promise it's a very eventful night dodgy spot a name on the dog's collar scratch I will pet scratch it's a good job it's a good dog [Music] we're friends now I love dogs oh I have to leave now it's gonna say if the game kept giving me the option of petting him he sells things now [Music] quite the Cozy setup you have here I'll just make myself comfortable thank you so much the research turned up anything that might help with this parasite problem I'm used to this I went to the doctor yesterday the brilliant technique that seems quite actionable okay it's not too deep just behind the orbital socket I could attempt an extraction I have a needle in my tunic after all uh uh oh boy how many times have you done this before oh okay do it carefully holds one of your eyes open and begins to prod uncertainly with the needle wow I'm just hi scratch hey buddy are you helping are you healthy who's a good boy who's a good boy who's a good joke okay bye scratch endurance discomfort oh you took it out the needle finds the gap between eyeball and socket valo Franz and begins to push Jesus little snags on your optic nerve think I have it the needle seesaws back and forth plucking the nerve like a heart string that's not it there's some obstacle in the way shall need a more robust implement the obstacles may I stop now keep going wise Volo carefully withdraws the needle from your eye then reaching into his back he produces an ice pick oh Jesus no no we're good as you wish but when your skin starts to peel away remember Volo offered to help bleeding eye hey yo first bit drop of the day Rock roulin think of the hundred babies good thing too next time he breaks out a pickaxe I bet [Music] foreign there we go Kate back on don't forget to loot the children we killed oh a great ax this stuff's free now all right all right I guess this is where we would be kept if for whatever reason we got captured here there's a corpse in there kaying legs protrude from the hole a failed Escape it seems investigate inspect the Border it seems the tunnel collapsed mid-dig and suffocated him a crooked heart is embroidered on his left shoe the body comes loose revealing a tunnel oops you can escape where he failed why would I do that I got the door open oh again if you're a prisoner maybe but I'm not yours are in here a single gold notably there hasn't been a shift change in here at all which is I mean good for us Adrenaline Rush once per turn when you dash you gain wrath what is Wrath all right plus one bonus to melee damage ah okay so that's good for a barbarian beastmasters chain animal friendship uh equip immediately it's not stealing if they're all dead all right who doesn't have potions think you need potions [Music] okay can I take some of them thank you uh you could also use some there now everybody can be happy you guys didn't hear anything from in there right oh yeah this is cry over right now but Scouts said they had something moving around out there legally I'm allowed to be here hey there's the drow see what her deal is he has not returned and half of The Intruders escaped your guards sorry mistress and we mucked up until their century Sanctuary found every hour that passes drink it tongue a limb ain't no yesterday'll make the prisoner squeal soon enough I swear silence now she seems like a tree she tends resting tickles away to reveal a dark endless nowhere in NGC of vision the drow listens as a pale-eyed young woman Whispers in her ear one of those The Voice spoke of chosen the vision Fades away true soul praise be are you here to join my hunt Maybe a hunt who's the target what other false their existence is an insult to the absolute's claim on this region there is a weapon the absolute Sikhs I'm sure those wretches have it hidden away there we will find it amongst the dead and the ashes her excitement is palpable she lingers on thoughts of victory of unbelievers blood spilled and like the weapon machine will sees it in the absolute's name you feel Shadow Hearts anxiety the weapon the absolute seeks it's the artifact that she carries the same one that protected you as you entered the goblin Camp well this is awkward her mind focuses cultists cannot discover that the weapon they seek is within their grasp Thief yeah we brought the One Ring directly to Mordor flee to but he'll talk she is seeking The Grove you visited already you feel her mind closing around yours together you can outnumber her warband meh leading her to the tieflings might Doom them but it would earn you her Trust you misdirection the hunt must begin soon I can be very persuasive I'll visit the prisoner thanks be sure not to kill him before he talks because why do they think they're talking to a god she's level six holy fudge us Lords of hunters and a few Paris to carry the powder cakes it's exactly fighting without a man can take her yes but her and Diane's the only thing they're good one two one two pretty sure these guys would be immediately alerted to and whoever's over here I don't know do they have like a war drum yeah they do it's right there and now you dare to question me I didn't mean nothing by it yeah lady Chef honestly I should at least know the rest of my surround yeah there's even more out here not that these ones seem particularly difficult all right what was that lead we want you dead yet and stop compiling [Music] hey what was that about well the spider's gonna eat good what's going on on this thread what's up broccoli ever played praise his throne of flaming iron praise McLovin you know my glove yet I'm mad and treats his Goblin followers as slaves trying to interrupt my prayers scared of a real God you're as dawnless as the rest of them glove is a tyrant or people are better well you know that seems [ __ ] preachy that that don't feel right pray to whoever you want it's a free world rich free world world cup because you're weak cause I'm loyal to my glove yet because I ain't having my head turned by some upstart God this one's probably true looked out for me since I was near it or walk up toilets to this absolute I say in bollocks to you and all right best of luck now I'm just exploring and seeing where what we're working with oh Charming Warrior flag sharp iron crab this place has definitely seen better days smells like burnt flesh let's see what gut has to say no he's somebody special the absolute has touched you process gut needs to touch you too yeah hold out your arms so I can mark your flesh let me touch your skin I assume this Mark has a purpose shows our devotion to the absolute these maggots see how strong we are with her guidance whole Camp will be branded soon and you should be too you ready brace yourself this will sting so getting my hand stamped at a party it will make my business here easier but would it Mark me as a cultist later maybe you don't need it after all your special ain't yeah like me oh that works with your mind tangling your thoughts with hers familiar yes to carry ing Darkness seems to swallow the temple leaving you with a vision of the goblin Priestess receiving instruction from a handsome young man one of the chosen the vision dissolves away you stand before the goblin Priestess in the temple once again cool her faith floods into you a tide of shuddering ecstasy a tadpole Nestles within that Mania secure hidden I feel you in there digging around works both ways and I saw some weird shadows swimming around in your head just now maybe I could help with that us true Souls gotta look out for one another true can we talk privately this is a sensitive matter that's easy this we want the mark yeah hello foreign nothing suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious hold on it's not that private does she have a war drum in here yes yes ready or not see she's level four I think we just do it okay your violence hasn't gone unnoticed it's about to be returned in kind yep no doubt so let's kill a real quick like shall we can't afford to let up excellent [Music] there's a parasite in that corpse you should take a look one down was that a shield how am I liking the game so far so far so good I like that it just lets me do what I want to do it's not stealing she's dead it's looting at this point that slobuchops Drew into his nosing Iran ain't just some tomb Robin Adventurer type calls himself housing ugly name for an ugly bastard I had a little word or two with him before the lashes put his hairy ass in the pens said he thinks there's something rotten inside us inside me reckons he can help us get rid of the rot I told him we don't need any help from nobody never did and especially now that the absolute's taken a shine to us I say there'll be something rotten inside him soon enough there's a lot of rancid meat down in the pens and when we cut him open I'll make sure he stays alive long enough for the maggots to take to make a nest of him the wearer Bears the absolute's brand they have advantage on death saving throws well we I mean we'll take that but I don't know who the [ __ ] needs a shield lizelle you you use Shields or something right here take give me that it can enhance me potential open your mind to it you already know how uh yes uh let's do it everything it was and everything it was destined to be pure power yes you have grown your power and improved your chances of survival foreign Ed just helped yourself to a little more power I see yes and there isn't a tentacle to be seen not a bad deal I'd say my only complaint is that you didn't want to share I wouldn't mind indulging myself tough [ __ ] I wasn't sure you'd want to indulge in this I admit I wasn't Keen to be the first to try it just in case there were any uh surprise side effects but now that we know it's safe I'm all for experimenting you sure would but this one is mine maybe another time I might just hold you to that you may try anyway that's one down what's out here the defiled Temple do I even want to know you don't have permission to be here you're about to be ejected what they see me good luck what what the only thing you've managed to convince them of how the [ __ ] did you end up over there historian that seemed like a glitch Ed in your absence you're still trespassing God damn that thing's perception is nuts moving hold on oh interest no give me still alive so that's progress uh transfuse Health not trained yet sacrifice half your remaining hit points to heal the target for the same amount that seems dumb uh uh first attack roller ability check you make against any Target gains a bonus equal to your proficiency charge forward pushing all objects and creatures in your path uh uh concentrated blast uh you must be concentrating on another spell to cast this that's weird if the target was concentrating you heal as much as the damage that was dealt psionic overload your attack steal an additional 1D for psychic damage but you take 1d4 psychase damage every turn holy [ __ ] I'll I'll take that because it seems like there are like no downsides to this one oh creepy I love it cold the weak when you bring a creature down to fewer hit points than uh your number of evolved illithid Powers it dies in all nearby creatures take one D4 psychic damage I assume that also means friendly when an enemy Within 9 meters casts a spell you can use your reaction to inflict 1d4 psychic damage on the Caster per the Spells level let's look good [Music] look at my brain get all big and juicy element of surprise let's get going you don't have permission to be here [ __ ] sake just fight it one day I'll catch a break not everybody's in the fight alrighty oh wait hold on I'm probably not gonna hit me right now [Music] shot hilarious now you succeed guiding Bolt she's scaled get [ __ ] historian make way I pressed the wrong one again breathing despite everything Elder's last hey it hit and it's dead see easy and I leveled up Rebel four gained a cantrip blade Ward bone chill friends oh friends is probably good it's another mind of manipulation uh reducer creature's peripheral vision make it look at you cloud of dagger Darkness protect thoughts I think we already have that one ooh Misty step I like Misty step phantasmal 4 steal damage to a creature each turn the type of damage changes to the last type the creature suffered it is a concentration spell that is one of those things that I need but Misty step is probably like too good to not take [Music] I think I'm gonna get rid of well hex is also a concentration spell which is something that I want I'm gonna get rid of dissonant Whispers we can a foe they deal half damage with weapon attacks using strength shatter do I take Mirror Image back hi Sal invisibility yeah let's go with fantasmal for us for now and then a feat which could be an ability Improvement hi Sal I think I'm just gonna go with ability Improvement starting to think I like warlocks a lot warlocks are just really like good in terms of utility overall oh a Starion has also leveled up what do you think of a starry in Salazar a Starion kitty boy I'll say hi to everybody sure color spray what are your current stats he's a 17 decks do you have a one that just like boosts decks by one uh when you're prone standing up significantly less movement your jump distance also increased by 50 okay that's pretty good thank you durable Elemental Adept great weapon master hi Sal Tavern brawler tough War Caster weapon master all right ability Improvement it is a booster dexterity and your intelligence because you're also casting surprised nobody else leveled up from that book now foreign Supply pack alrighty let's see what all the good [ __ ] she was hiding back here come on she had to have some good [ __ ] back here she left a big old troll or ogre to like guard all of it silly night Journal you can't just okay here we go most of the pages in this age Journal have been hastily torn out perhaps for kindling thus the interlocking circles will bring the full moons to match the Stars while casting Darkness where it belongs at the bottom that Chasm to the underdog will stay sealed I confess the design is not foolproof to Outsiders but I had to sacrifice complexity for material resilience I've always wondered why Saloon took me from the Hall of Wonders to serve as this Temple's Priestess perhaps this was the reason interlocking circles will bring the full moons to match the Stars while casting Darkness where it belongs okay so that's that's the puzzle that's a puzzle I'm gonna have to solve at some point what's this one and of course a wardrobe yeah it's where I'd keep my skeletons too right in the closet best be on my way not a chance I'll fit in there in the Forum I'm in now but perhaps in a moment when I put on that stupid looking mask and change my size all right I see it I see what it wants Stars this is the seal mentioned in that saloonite's journal yes it is good for you and we can work out how to open it okay I need all four of these to be dark how do I do that easily enough it would seem s very far down guys puzzles are very easy this is probably where that treasure is possibly also an ancient evil there was so long poking about down here I'd much rather be outside with the sun on my skin you're a [ __ ] vampire is this the underdark a Starion let's get on with it with it sure you you seem the type hey Lanny yes Iman tizzle thing for the 43 months to support happy anniversary courtesy of probably not America I hope you have a good time with the bg3 goodness gotta wait till I can afford to upgrade to a PS5 before I get it though sad to say oh and I know PS5 is still waiting to get it too guiding bolt is still good I wonder what weird uses you have for create and Destroy water in this game is a touch spell but it's 3 to 30 damage so all right what are you missing you can get some more wisdom wait a minute are clerics wisdom casters I thought they were Charisma casters for some reason always happen shows what I know never played a cleric Sentinel game plus two bonus to dexterity saving throws while wielding a shield if a spell forces you to make a dexterity saving throw you can use a reaction to Shield yourself to diminish the effects damage on a failed saving throw you only take half damage on successful saving throw you don't take any damage learn a cantrip number you need to roll in a critical hit while attacking is reduced by one huh do they have to take a feat I mean I can take their ability score Improvement which I might but it's always neat looking at them you gained a feat and that's it Fighters at level four kind of boring hold on let's pull our Master do again attacking with a glaive Halbert Quarter Staff or spear you can use a bonus action to attack with the butt of your weapon you can also make an opportunity attack when a opponent comes within range I don't know if I'm like if you're going to stick with a pole arm is the thing like you're just using one now so I'm just gonna go with bog standard one step at a time all right let's lock quick touch foreign but we got it helmet of smiting uh bolstering Smite when you apply a condition to one of your smite spells you gain temporary hit points equal to your charisma modifier there you go Shadow heart I don't have a paladin okay I guess that's just fancy art what was that the [ __ ] are you my my what Manner place is this a path to Redemption or a road to damnation not to say for your journey is just beginning you look quite sunburned [Music] the mouse smiled rightly it out Fox to the cat then down came the claw and that love what's that they do know how to write them in Cormier don't they well met I am Raphael very much At Your Service cool [Music] am I talking to the mouse or the cat neither the fox rather ah hiding in a word a silent Observer about to break the silence you've already broken it what I have to say merits some privacy as well as some more let's call it refinement this quaint little scene is decidedly too middle of nowhere for my taste I mean it's pretty decadent this whole area honestly come never mind much more decadent the middle of somewhere where can you be more specific than somewhere the House of Hope where the tired come to rest and the famished come to feed lavishly go on partake enjoy your supper after all it might just be your last Fair not easily rattled I see good mix the next part that much more trade forward ah it's a full-on devil what's better than a devil you don't know a devil you do am I a friend potentially an adversary conceivably but a savior that's for certain why would you help me because my compassion is boundless I stride among the needy giving Comfort where I can and you're in dire need one skull two tenants and no solution in sight yeah volo's needles weren't really helping like that [Music] all right do it oh that's disappointing I prefer it when my clients put up a fight you offered only to realize victory was never an option try to cure yourself shop around beg borrow and steal exhaust every possibility until none are left and when hope has been whittled down to the very marrow of this despair that's when you'll come knocking on my door hope I'm already here such a tease I'm here to help you okay hold up hold up and if I'd want to take this deal how would I find you I'll be around watching you squirm like a tadpole through a nice juicy brain all those pretty little symptoms sandering skin dissolving guts they haven't manifested yet have they nope one might say you're a paragon of luck I'll be there when it runs out I don't even think I got to eat so what's this thing's deal why is there just like a light pouring out here some moonstone okay something tells me leaving here is a bad idea well that was a very interesting waste of time that guy was anything that happens Wings could just fly in through here with fancy helmet oh hey friend okay the tower defense is uh tower defense is pretty on point surprised they haven't broken through in all this time though it's dark around here would be a terrible shame to lose your friends looks empty okay I kind of expected that this is where the Ultimate Weapon was going to be but I haven't uh seen anybody mention nothing so since you know it's definitely under the I mean maybe it's further in but that seems silly too like you definitely want to keep it with your [ __ ] and down there definitely not their [ __ ] oh well there we go now the Goblins will be too stupid to get in there and I have a fast travel point see what she was hiding in here big ass chain [Music] fascinating can I climb down that chain no I'd rather not jump down there doesn't seem like an easy way out nobody's discovered that their Priestess is dead yet that's nice foreign if anybody asks she's not to be disturbed that the jingle of coin yes you've seen turned quite the profit today so I'm feeling generous okay recognize the crust she Bears the winged Serpent of the center room you're part of the black Network that's right sharp eyes as then is a normal Trader just a matter of us for sale weapons and other true enough but most of all we offer discretion no judgment no right and wrong just good deals and bad problem for you nope let's see your wares because I've got stuff to sell got a great ax I just found a crossbow I could sell you all this stuff that Goblin guy just killed have no I have nothing to do with these oh you got fancy [ __ ] got real fancy [ __ ] gold wormling stuff chainmail plus one ring mail plus one armor plus one bonus to strength saving throws and checks foreign y hey yo Zane think of the 70 months happy landiversary holy [ __ ] 69 plus one month how's it going Landing it's going pretty good how about you hope you're doing good streaming a bit early today because I'm gonna go see uh a screening of old boy tonight at the Alamo Drafthouse I'm gonna go check out the new Blue Beetle tomorrow hope you enjoy it I have not heard much about it and frankly until uh until Gunn starts actually doing the like reboot stuff that he's inevitably going to do I'm just holding out I'll wait until everything restarts with his Superman Relentless Revenge when the wielder has 50 hit points or less they deal an additional one to four slashing damage shouldn't that just be one D4 thank you I mean what he's doing currently since Blue Beetle takes place post the flash in the timeline yeah no I'm just waiting for his Superman because that's gonna be like the real reboot you know what I mean I always feel weird buying stuff of actual value because I always feel like I'm gonna find better stuff for pleasure so who's hiding in here it's wandered into a forbidden area you sense it might be time to leave I sense it might be time to leave unless I can convince you otherwise add bonus we're also friends and guidance and go probably not probably yeah probably still God damn that actually went pretty high all things considered the only thing you even is to convince them of is that you whoops that footage I'm trying to leave Swift exit maybe in order gods are watching me so let's see all that's left is the drow and somebody called something reslin oh wait hold on unguarded gilded chest and it's not trapped boy if my entire party was ranged this would be a great place for an ambush spiders yet where is this wrestling guy you have already failed me once and now you dare question oh yes that's her and she seems like the most dangerous to attack she's just like life much like our words is meaningless well she's got like way too much going up going on around here ah itchy oh that looks like uh that looks like a wrestling yeah yep that's a hob son s I command you corpse reveal truth to the absolute by blackest blade a cake you're wrong the whole Goblin turns to you and the parasites are worms in your skull damn my brains scale on his tongue and the bile in his soul the vision's cloud your inner eye for a brief moment once again you see the Hop Goblin bowing before the armored elf you'd glimpsed before the elf speaks of the hunt for a great weapon and the rewards that will go to whoever finds it the hobgoblin's eyes gleam hungrily if it isn't a true Soul devil he doesn't speak his next words yet they still rattle your skull from within you ever talk to a dead squid now's your chance uh can't say I have but I'll try was this the Mind flare that tortured me this mindflies build is smaller it's Garb planer a fearsome creature even in death but not the one that tormented you not too bad it too roamed the Nautilus I would have seen you no new absolute says the dead squid he had a weapon I reckon the killer nabbed it and scooted off to that looter camp we find who killed it and we find who took that weapon so settle in seems like a bad call to just attack the dude when I'm surrounded seems like a real bad call but I am curious you choke on black smoke as the whole Goblin Bellows his incantation speak and say sooth Lucan ok I'll call that Circle Khan the Hideous corpse Rises tentacles writhing your heart ceases under questioning the creature might recognize you as its killer sure he's probably weak-willed we'll help let's go let's go rockslin's mind reels them comes command with ragslyn's voice you ask who killed you [ __ ] [ __ ] that was the wrong one what were you doing in pharoon Franklin skulls shocked by his own words an adult shoots through your skull the creature speaks in Visions a swarm of give Yankee Dragon Rider silver blades held high control panels melting flesh pods spilled open hands thing he is suspicious confused by the question that fell from his lips proceed carefully the [ __ ] I do who is the absolute rag Flynn friends and confusion but a question he would never have asked weird huh curved crude Goblin torches dripping blood you see other mind flares arranged in a Serene Circle salute to you salute power you're kidding me very helpful squid suspicion [ __ ] ragslan's mind your brain your brows as you force a final query into his throat [ __ ] it kills you another Vision can see just all dead eyes see a clawed hand open a holding pod to reveal a face oh Lord helpful so don't you feel our connection come on come on yeah you're right you're a real true soul I felt it a real match collapses silent once more no no I'm not done too bad that sucks guess you dropped concentration all of it and nothing to show for the trouble but rotting stuff damned weapon that damned trial was right can't let her get all that Glory seems I ain't done with you report to the drow Min star is the name she's mounting an attack on that blasted Groove tell her you'll join her raise the absolute what level is he he's only level five the drow's actually a lot stronger yeah two level two level one level one can I shove that over on him can I like nah it's probably too far back though that would be funny will be arrange as yeah now that's what I want what's up here looks like it's an exit but we'll see nope foreign leads to some cat walks okay okay right like an idea that we're cooking with some stuff here definitely don't want to attack him though because that would hmm I'm debating the best way to deal with her it might very well be let her attack the Grove and kill her while she's doing it but I don't think Houston's gonna be so keen on that you have already failed fail question me oh yeah that didn't mean nothing by it your lady Chef honest I didn't report and make it quick what if I have house and help me fight her Allison would like start a fight with literally everybody is what he said bad news prisoner escaped me again I will deal with those responsible later did he tell you where his friends are hiding before he fled sorry didn't get anything out of him perhaps to your thoughts are troubled show me everything you have seen oh her mind enters your eyes flicker interview as she attempts to learn the Grove's location oh hope for the best yes my brain is strong I see only fragments your mind is confused do what you must to clear it yep working on that flood your leadership still ain't talking tell them to stop cutting him we need him alive with the fingers the thingies it's glossy black surface reflects your gaze hi you sense no reaction from the unblinking eye tongue he can't tell us nothing The Prisoner can keep his tongue it spikes I'll be removing how do I get her to go someplace secluded with me The Village to the east it's abandoned look that way Seducer good point out there report something and make it quick organizing these creatures tests my patience I wonder if I can lie to her how did a drow come to command a tribe of God flocking to the absolute insufficient numbers they are an effective Force Expendable and willing nothing to report then do as you were ordered okay then how many Raiders do we have plenty of lashes Lords of hunters he doesn't seem to knit the eye doesn't seem to notice okay [Music] do you wanna become spider food spider food intriguing proposition perhaps we come back here of course my other option is potentially just blowing that ogre horn and then they come in and just start Whomping [ __ ] I just don't want to fight every single [ __ ] Goblin in here what's going on down here anyway unless you like big Bristol in hairy legs bite a bit you have anything to say about it druck now or he'll throw you in the paint what if I just pull that lever behind you that really piss you off probably oh there's two I thought that was just like a massive like spider with really weird legs definitely can't kill him super easily without being noticed and if I come in with the bear there's no way I'm catching her by surprise which is super needed yeah I think I will leave here for now and just come back nothing says I can't we're friends now yes the legendary conjoined spider welcome plague and command the bear to wait somewhere can I now the way he said the way he made it sound it was like oh when I go out there I'm just gonna start ripping [ __ ] up I'm just gonna go hog [ __ ] Wild I could probably kill these three unnoticed do you think the dwarf is ready yet um we're hungry the ringly does have to die the very natural order of things is in danger thanks to them I mean I killed one of them tell me what you know about the moonrise Towers traveling to Moon Rises no small task expect dangers like you've never seen before just the information to get to the towers you'll need to pass through a terrible place a cursed place this curse shrouds everything in Shadow you will not find life light or anything natural there come on linger Twisted by the curse they become Shadow beings tormented dangerous Souls cool you could go Overland along the Risen Road or through the mountains easier at first but you'll run into the shadow curse eventually you could also go under there is a tunnel Somewhere In This Very temple of soluna it leads to moonrise Towers Through The Underdogs yeah I found that already a man called Catholic Thorne built a secret stronghold deep down there before rallying a whole Army of dark justices Shaw worshipers just this year I must see for myself here I've been pronouncing that just a car we're looking for a way down there they were promised riches if they retrieved A Relic called The Night song but I think there's more from this stronghold catharik's forces could access both the Temple of saluna and the moonrise Towers but he was defeated before he could launch an attack the you can find this place I'll wager it will reveal a more direct path to moonrise Towers and may bypass the worst of the Shadow curse that's neat found the hidden entrance already if only I'd gone with you instead of aradan yeah I'm pretty useful the decision is yours but I'd favor the underdark even a place like that is the Lesser evil compared to the shadow cursed lands yeah that sounds about right anything is preferable to risking the shadow curse what business do you have at moonrise the business there begun long ago and has led to a lifetime of regret I helped overthrow Catholic Thorne and his dark Justice years years ago but I failed to prevent him from unleashing Darkness across the region before he was defeated I spent years researching The Curse trying to put an end to it nothing has worked yet if I could join you and get close to moonrise perhaps I could have both helped you find a cure for your infection and lifted the curse but the Grove must come first I'm afraid right you'll need to pick up where aradan left off find the hidden entrance I've already got that part from what I've heard I'll remaining all right let's have to die the very natural hold on there all right let's see what happens if I just say come with the ringly does have to die very well yeah he just turns into a bear immediately oh well [Music] holy [ __ ] a [ __ ] bear [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God a bear all right well this is happening ah failed all right well that won't work why not oh hey there was a flaming Barrel there look out talk to me it was a good movie [Music] you'll think about everybody's contribution to the bear Patrol attacks all right I can't just go burning spells I need I need to save her spells for things that are you know useful so we're gonna just have her go up and whack and then give him a nice shove give him a nice shove all right probably just focus on killing on again are you [ __ ] kidding me it's a spell I don't want to burn a spell here oh they're part of this too huh well that's awkward man the bear rolled [ __ ] on uh [ __ ] stop it oh I control the bear I mean not enough movement eat them well [ __ ] [ __ ] come on really all right well just stab him I guess stab like a regular [ __ ] boy psionic blast ow help and you're blind ah what happened hello scrooot Groot the scrote try something what do you admit shadowheart it's not my fault you suck not gonna say you deserve that but [Music] can't reach damn it Shadow heart can this bear climb a ladder I mean it's actionable somehow wow that was even worse than the level one one we'll do it my way thank you fine I'll try one more time foreign there you go good work Shadow heart [Music] good work Shadow heart okay then solo snake thank you for 100 bitties death save failed and he's dead all right don't walk through the acid foreign but Scout said they had something moving around us what Trace I'm so sneaky what in the x-com foreign he can't help why is everybody [ __ ] blind for [ __ ] sake histarian um hi Elder splashed somebody needs to teach this game what 70 and 80 percent means because I don't think it actually knows um will your faith protect you it hasn't been doing great so far I'll meet I'll be uh I'm gonna be h be H with you foreign [Music] what's going on how many Raiders oh my God I can climb ladders ain't exactly fighting oh my god dude no I don't want to talk to you it's a vampire she's been walking to the Sun the whole time I should be cinders blowing in the wind but something's protecting me the same something that's kept us from turning into mind flayers no doubt but that's neither here nor there what matters is everything's out in the open now because we trust each other right we are a team we need each other exactly I knew I could rely on you just like you can rely on me I mean you have been hard carrying all of the lock picking and [ __ ] no we're good what I wanted to do was I wanted to control you don't know so that you could hide all as well that ends not as bad as it could have no don't follow me [ __ ] I purposefully degrouped foreign Swift as my feet can carry me yes whoa no no crown of Madness what does crown of Madness mean to you oh that's some [ __ ] foreign yes but he's under its effect crown of Madness many should have attacked her like did it break because that's some that's that's some real [ __ ] right there thank you XCOM Jesus Christ at least stab her good okay again feeling real x-com right now I can't believe I burned a crown of Madness what how are you hitting that from there this is [ __ ] like actual [ __ ] I will ascend on the move you need to stay focused [Music] we need everyone alive There You Go Big Bear this like my biggest issue is that this shouldn't have happened because he should have attacked her around one hold up that's not even the weapon he's supposed to be wielding equipped with that there done Bang Good Hits Good Hits very good hits what's this good berries yummy victory what should I do Italy nice crit was that three mean I don't know oh she has a three what's it called temporary health bears not a bear anymore okay and this will help please thank you [Music] I have animal friendship that'll be helpful we're gonna go ahead and just try and kill this guy I think well coin flips a coin flip I suppose Thunder Wave call lightning that sounds like a good use of oh can I uh get can I can I get her out and preferably me out as well okay uh Thunder Wave is gonna push me okay while chip into black bear doesn't seem very good like not as good as wild shape into giant ass brown bear whatever that is not a black bear that is a brown bear sir I am death all right Smaug chill ready smack it with the truncheon um oh well [ __ ] uh uh let's just go ahead and she's worth the cost I'm gonna walk over here and 45 sure another parasite to be useful yes it might as that light armor who uses light armor a starry and uses light armor when you cast a spell that requires concentration you gain momentum for one turn while you were concentrating you can't get knocked prone or uh be moved against your will that's useful Shadow heart you can have that okay it makes me feel confident spider liar again this isn't really stealing foreign this is going all right so far I think we'll take one of our short rests oh I took the edge off and I'm going to save here and I think I am going to call it here for today so I can go get ready to go see old boy in theaters but thank you all so much for popping in and hanging out I know this was an earlier stream than usual I'll be on tomorrow probably more around the regular time you know seven-ish Central Time but I hope you're all having a fantastic day thanks so much for hanging out with me this afternoon and I will catch you guys on the next one have a good night everybody

Channel: Lani Arcade

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Keywords: Baldur's Gate 3, Warlock, Lanipator, Lani, TFS, Teamfourstar, team four star, baldurs gate, baldur's gate, bg3, bg, the saga of delarius, delarius, lanipator baldur's gate, lani arcade, stream, long play

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Length: 175min 56sec (10556 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 04 2023