Dave The Diver - Beware the Mighty Yawie

welcome back to Dave the diver [Music] don't mind me just finishing up a protein bar I miss when snacks used to like just legitimately taste good now they have to be functional and they can taste all right because I'm an adult [Music] we're getting ready for a cucumber party also right away Toby star would think of the 750 bitties chalky and Chip honestly these ones aren't that bad uh the One bars they don't taste that chalky but you know still not amazing some of their flavors are really good this one though do not recommend the s'mores one let's upgrade our rifle to a level three foreign [Music] beautiful oh wow I'm only missing some some topaz and I can have the death rifle ah [Music] ah modified hush Dart I need Coral orbs vampire squid tentacles and topaz it's only one place I'm getting those things I guess we should go to the Sea people area for that I'm not gonna find cucumbers in the water so [Music] away we go foreign how would I describe this game honestly it's it's certainly an adventure of sorts it's uh like the best way I can describe it is half of the game or like a little over like a little over half of the game is kind of like a metroidvania diver type experience but it's all like really Zen and explorative it has like some roguelike elements where the map will change every day a little bit just a little bit you can always kind of navigate yourself to points of interest uh the other little under half of the game is a billion different genres sometimes it's like an arcade shooter sometimes it's a farming Sim sometimes you're playing Cooking Mama sometimes you're uh uh playing like what's it called like a restaurant management game I'm trying to think of the exact game I'm thinking of overcook overcooked yeah I think that's right Diner Dash Diner Dash is probably more accurate overcooked has more to do with cooking got Big League Chew and remember while you said the favor flades quick don't I didn't notice until you said it yeah like a lot of those old bubble gums they did not have like a lot of lasting flavors why mint gum is so much wait no wrong one I want to go this way it's why mint gum is so popular because mint sticks around for a while bubble gum that flavor dies out pretty quick as soon as the sugar dissolves surprised I haven't been dating Sim elements I am too a little but Dave is so Ace that I can't imagine they're like really being that you know like he he gives off like hardcore Ace energy foreign ER it's not fair you're not allowed to go between Maps tentacle this is going to be annoying yeah I don't think I got it in me to grind for that [ __ ] he'll end up with a mermaid waifu someday honestly I I firmly believe Dave is like hardcore Ace like he he gives off no Sexual Energy whatsoever maybe it's the writing but guys got the spirit of Luffy but not the backbone or the ambition is there a time when TFS would Pelt each other with Charleston Jews yeah there was a moment where we just had a [ __ ] ton of those in the candy jar many a year ago capture 11 fish with one net that's an ask I know there are large swarms that hang out together but I feel like it would still require a little bit of corralling who knows maybe they're bunched just close enough together and maybe the net spread is that big like smarty Smarties are good wait are we talking the uh uh European Smarties or the American Smarties UK Smarties are a bit like spree also did you know that Skittles have harsh heavy metals in them like they have uh some component in them some like aluminum something something that's like super toxic it's part of what gives it that tinny taste thank you like it's fine if you have like one or two but it's also one of those things that builds up in your body over time one of those things and then buy one or two I mean like one or two bags like I've obviously had a number of bags over my life [Music] then I read that one day I'm like huh so that's where that flavor comes from and it's one of those like one of those like appealing flavors of the candy too so it's like oh that's rough hey Bit Thief I think of the 15 months happy landiversary to you have a great time watching to play this game can't get enough uh you could say I'm hooked hey glad you're enjoying it I've been enjoying this this is honestly like a super chill Zen game I love just hanging out and playing it like I could honestly see it being a game where I could just like come back and just Zen out to it on like a Sunday or something oh come on foreign [Music] death by Skittle I mean it's not the skittle it'll kill you it's the liver shutdown it's either the liver of the kidneys I can't remember we oh hey that might be 11. no leave me alone grimace that's not 11. [Music] no Grimmy assassin frassen I'm taking whatever you guys are the capelin Dave's no longer a diver he's a snack he's always been a snack look at him well lady wouldn't like a man who has the proportions of a seal not a Navy SEAL just like a actual seal there's a lot to love yeah Andy owns his own sushi restaurant or P manages it Shields our friendship yeah and Dave is friend shaped don't be sorry to think of the hundo uh you'll be sucked into that Tick Tock trim swim you fool wait you made it yay I I don't know what Tick Tock Trend you're talking about I'm too old are you medium shaped nope apparently you are large that's large trend is basically if you eat the Grimace shake you die yeah I remember seeing a couple of those memes and then I saw the saddest one of like Grimace reacting to all of them were just like why doesn't anyone like my birthday shake poor Grimace he just wanted everybody to enjoy his birthday but no everybody had to ruin it by being jerks to grimace don't be sorry I think 100 buddies Grimace Shake It showed up a lot on Twitter too uh curse you for being more responsible than me curse you adult laughs I'm not that responsible try to be but it's all a process how did that not hit or did it hit got him take the Portobello away unfortunately my diet restricted me from ever trying the Grimace Shake I assume it either tasted like Taro or like mixed berry for me there was absolutely no in between heard it taste like birthday cake honestly that would make sense too oh yeah I get a chance with the uh take a picture of the thingy again three two got him colacanth who'd over really like this come here you ah I can't catch the colacanth friend said it tastes like mixed berry and birthday cake I don't really know how tasty you are but I will continue to catch you because you are a rare and exotic and you look like shin Godzilla like the first form I love Derpy Gogeta in that movie he made me happy he was my spirit animal Gojira minus is now in the works yeah I'm interested like they posted a teaser trailer for it not that you can get a whole lot from the teaser trailer like at all but look neat oh watch you're not medium either to hell with you that one's medium why are you so special sure hope these shrimp taste good I need to find a better gun so I can hunt that big mega mouth [ __ ] out there let's go hold on I'm not sure if I caught you yet you look strange and different which I guess could both be the same thing but yes I do have the king matius tasty shrimp tasty shrimp lightning Harpoon level three you say nah I'll keep my big boy gun my Big Boy's stabby needle turns out all the fish I get are toxic that's those heavy metals man and Big Fellas hanging around here somewhere I don't got a gun but I have a harpoon foreign welcome living out in Lakeville hope that's treating you well ever played or faced against the old Undertaker looking guy in dead by daylight uh the um Gunslinger I think he's called yeah I played uh I played azim a few times I'm not very good with him I'm bad at aiming but he's fun oath breaker think of the 54 months happy anniversary oath breaker how am I doing this evening I'm doing all right next being a little stiff that's not super unusual I worked my back muscles today might have to take like a hot bath later really stretch some of that [ __ ] out the maintenance is never ending I tell you ow dick foreign there you go that part Mister you kidding me there he goes oh [ __ ] he got me holy [ __ ] Dave's mask filled with blood it's okay at least I got to throw a few of them away what am I saving I needed a better gun I caught a lot of shrimp that I'm not taking back that's annoying give me uh give me him don't be sorry thank you for gifting QB Ultima their 38th month happy anniversary QB Ultima courtesy of a very generous Toby star or JC [Music] foreign fossil living a fossil that or a living fossil that barely changed from the previous Paleozoic Era but no one in the Paleozoic Era actually saw it in person so how can we uh be sure it's the same maybe this is what you call An Inconvenient Truth [ __ ] go to [ __ ] hell Ludo this picture is going to make waves I'll put it I'll put your picture together to use I'm sure our readers will love it what am I drinking there I'm drinking some uh bubbly water some summer Berry from Waterloo not sponsored could be sponsored hit me up Waterloo ah what do you want you've been disciplined and you've been entertained by my mystical Feats of magist I don't know [ __ ] you good old turtle ah two of my cucumbers already oh hell no thank you for the raid hope you had a good stream over there stop at Cobra's shop he has cool things I mean a doll that looks like Dave it distracts enemies and disappears after a while portable oxygen capsule and a sensor bomb trap yeah I guess that's pretty neat not really my flavor of Justice though we're going in the long way see on the other side cobra and now we swim deep ell Andy Bell into the bottle foreign thank you thresher shark good to see you too ow [ __ ] happy Wednesday stupid shark I have no interest lionfish [Music] a triple Axel level two I don't think so I don't think that's gonna do it for me thank you all right oxygen party hammerhead and got him this hasn't been a path down for a while I feel like this one just keeps popping in at this tile some little bones oh look at that look at all those fish living together in harmony ain't that just beautiful thank you cuddleford thank you cuttlefish part two thank you cuttlefish no interest barracuda let me be or you die you had a choice remember you had agency now you don't because I have taken it from you thank you I see students sure seem angry today a lot of Angry Angry jellyfish here carve it up then over here I seem to have gone the wrong direction [ __ ] me the best jellyfish so you're gonna be like that huh thank you QB Ultima you craving crabs go get some crab eat some crab consume the crab I'm just looking for the whale bones the whale bones is the way not sure which way is the yeah this is their hideout where are my fart fumes there are the bones I have found the bones love the music oh yeah dude this game is just so good to Vibe too like if there weren't an ongoing story I would have played this game by myself a bunch by now mindlessly get lost in its Ambience I love it foreign [Music] okay Mr stargazer you truly want to be like that gaze at these Stars tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet I guess those are birds adding Aquatic Ambience from Donkey Kong Country this game would be amazing it would actually like Donkey Kong's underwater levels are pretty legendary we raided into somebody playing uh Donkey Kong Country yesterday and they were at the underwater level it's like ah yeah this Jam oh good I want you to know I did not desire this conflict narwhal your people began this war it is simply I who will end it foreign also John Watson is [ __ ] dead isn't he I don't think we saw him get away last time that just occurred to me like he got crushed like an Ocean Gate sub s [Music] music was made by MC Pinchy like is that legit like is that actually what the guy ended up calling himself or are you just making a Nuzlocke pun [Music] because one way is funny the other way is really coincidental and really funny whoop actually turned smile you son of a [ __ ] ice gun produce the target for 10 seconds when the debuff is stacked six times and clicks 80 ice damage bullets next coldness freezes targets and inflicts significant damage when followed up on attacks from other weapons it's interesting but foreign busy but doing good got a lot on my plate a lot I've been working on hey grimace I don't want to fight you today okay it's just a big gentle dummy no desire to harm him you on the other hand are being kind of a dick you're being a little too familiar there little guy and you oh [ __ ] me foreign both of you were asking for this you're both very tough I appreciate that yeah okay that one got bored bored and it knew better the fish look beautiful yeah they sure do they'll look even better on my counter or the trophy room honestly I think Dave's stomach is the trophy room foreign you're not the big fella damn boy your meat's heavy there you are big fella foreign time for guns and got him the dunkleosaurus what's the scariest thing in the ocean sharks know squids know anglerfish no it's big chest arms like uh it's big chest arms like trees Lanny pator ah I am the scariest thing in the ocean that's the way you gotta approve that's the way you gotta go through life what's the scariest thing here me talking that mad [ __ ] till a grizzly bear walks in the room what's my take on Barbie versus Oppenheimer if I were to go by my expectations I think I would probably enjoy Oppenheimer more but I'm sure Barbie's going to be charming and enjoyable as it is uh if I were dating anybody I'd say that would be the better Date Movie more than likely it seems like the better popcorn film Oppenheimer is more like is probably going to be more of a discussion kind of film oh that's it I'm hoping to see Oppenheimer this weekend nothing more romantic than a nuke man I'm just really impressed with the way Christopher Nolan uh like all of his cinematography and stuff always been a fan of his work you know what I'll honestly Barbie is more of like a if you've been dating for a couple of weeks to a month kind of deal you know uh Oppenheimer is you know you've been dating for years and years kind of deal like that that's that kind of date in my book anyway your results May Vary am I gonna see it with waifuptor uh funny enough possibly though we are divorced divorced patore ex-wifupa tour there you go [Music] just for the record oh he's also sick yeah that's problematic I'll give him medicine in the morning I can't treat him while he's sleeping apparently [Music] sorry I didn't know didn't expect you to say I don't expect everybody to keep up with my business and again you're not stepping on any toes I'm I'm beyond like that situation as being like a a soft spot we still care about each other a relationship part just didn't work [Music] we have a question mark at the sushi the sushi ship hey plans to continue shark Squad I was actually going to shoot them a message and see if they were interested in uh oh good they're back uh trying out the update for uh Monkey Island that's dropping this week hello everyone this is yui from NDC station we have a very special guest today as far as we know our guest is an ill-fated relationship with boncho was wait as far as we know our guest in an ill-fated relationship with with bancho was a has bit I mean legendary actress don't be sorry thank you for gifting Moody 30 30 a sub Moody 30 30. hope you enjoyed the emotes the ad for experience and the most wonderful community on the face of the internet welcome to the land of Maniacs courtesy of a very generous Toby star of JC this is it this is what boncho's story has been heading towards Luigi is it Luigi or Luigi I'm gonna go Luigi Luigi excuse me the name is Lois wow she aged long time no see-bon show the last time I saw you you owned a restaurant at a five-star hotel not this kind of shabby restaurant shock dishes didn't sell well or something she's rude is she the restaurant critic who defamed you you heard stories from Miss Yoshi right that's she what brought you to a lowly place like this I thought you review only prestigious restaurants well my previous review of your restaurants it became a thorn in my side my reputation suffered from comments saying I was close-minded disqualified as a taster Etc in my career as a restaurant critic has declined since then ha you deserve it all because you served me a disgusting dish you tried to make a comeback in movies but that didn't go well either a piccato no need to speak of that let me introduce you to pastro antojibiani Giovanni I brought him from Italy to teach you what culinary Elegance really means amigo I heard you I heard a lot about you an oddball of a chef who uses strange ingredients to draw attention you are you're just a shaman and I will prove that today why do chefs and cook stick to certain ingredients because they are time tested and proven replacing time tested ingredients arbitrarily doesn't make a good dish your dishes are disgusting I will show you you will learn Italian cuisine led by the world that has led the world for centuries oh the drama from the past I can't wait to see how this will develop well today's theme is pasta why does the subject always benefit the Challenger a clash between two maestros let's find out whom Vincent will choose as always the contest will begin in two days we'll meet here in two days stay tuned and see what transpires in today's challenge the chef okay bye pasta is n't that too one-sided that Italian chef is definitely at an advantage I saw this show on TV and found out one of the sponsors of this show was the BNC company the BNC company the famous restaurant franchise their restaurants are all good so what's the problem of course they serve good food fresh ingredients as well but but the letter C in B and C represents Crawford that's the problem what it's Lois Crawford's company it's her family business to be exact she will one day inherit I see that's why she's quite knowledgeable in cooking for an actress I bet she wanted to get back at you using the show quite possible still all she can do is select the contest theme after all it's Vincent's call that matters in the end I mean he's paid by them his palate doesn't lie I have a chance to win if I'm well prepared I will cook squid and shrimp this time Humboldt squid white shrimp and garlic Humboldt squids are nocturnal Predators you need to dive at night to hunt them I see this contest will not be easy for boncho I also need three wheat oh wait haha I already got the squid yes I'm good at this spider crab eh I hate hunting spider crab but I'll do it for you bancho and for money squid pasta It's Gonna Be Squid Ink past I bet ah tasty oh by the way if you weren't here last time we hired a velociraptor and Jason Voorhees to help us the Velociraptor makes cocktails Jason is serving now Jason's cooking he's chopping up the fish with his machete Soca gotta spare the cucumbers that is very expensive let's do it oh I can't do it [Music] gotta save all my cucumbers for the uh the big day that should do let's begin the night [Music] [Music] speak ing [Music] why would you sit down at the one spot with dirty plates dude let's see if I can do this again all right hey I did it that time I made a cocktail properly I think that was just about a perfect night pretty good for a non-bonus night who barely managed to cut it it's very thick and tough it's large enough now for a person to go through come down here when you're come down here when you're ready finally I'm I'm in the control room it's common sense to clear all the missions before fighting the boss in an RPG this is not an RPG game but being overly prepared it doesn't hurt are you assuming I'm gonna fight am I actually fighting Cthulhu all right hold on I gotta give my Tamagotchi medicine and feed them do I have anime girls on the side of my boat yes no no to extra food how about playtime [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] area four more cucumbers are harvestable to the farm I need to grow some wheat for my uh challenge how much will it cost me to further expand the land 13 Grand whatever dude thank you foreign hey pirate king thank you for the raid hope you had a fun stream foreign oh it is a fertilizer interesting hey Lanny hey yes don't be sorry to think we're gifting pirate king plays a sub pirate king hope you enjoy the emotes the ad for experience and one of the most wonderful communities on the face of the internet welcome to the lanamaniacs courtesy of a very generous Toby saru JC my hangover is gone good for you wujung I'm glad you don't have a hangover anymore it may look strange but it tastes great [Music] foreign ER extra Mega mouths hey Lanny hell train what up L train think of the 31 months down to the depths indeed happy anniversary TL train thank you foreign have a Humboldt squid in there now to the boat would that mega mouth do that mega mouth sell for about 300 a plate that's what that do [Music] let's go see what's up down there they also have a tendency to eat Dave the mega mouths not so much I don't think I've been killed by a megamouth before they seem like one of the easier sharks to fight have I been killed by a megamouth I know I've been killed by a bunch of other sharks you don't get in this line of work without getting killed by at least one or two sharks yikes the ground is rumbling again it's getting more intense I should quickly go down to the control room good call Dave best to avoid natural disasters when possible first let's upgrade our Harpoon head never known we need it there power now you'll be able to go in feel hot air coming from inside hot air where are you seeing air well that's not a good sign be careful I'm excited for Pikmin 4. not really but I'm interested I've never played a Pikmin game before the roots are severely mutated the door is blocked by Saint Trace ad there should be a way to go inside this is some Castlevania ass Music Man is there something heavy I can put on there you can I pick you up can I pick you up yes a stream four star with the raid welcome everybody this is Dave he's a diver and we Dive In we're trying to save the Blue Hole from something right I passed it uh oh who would have seen that coming no the path is cut off other paths are blocked by tree sap as well let's see Scorpion and mutated Divine tree fruit this is terrible I must somehow find a way yes Dave or else you will suffocate and die whoa whoa that didn't even slow that [ __ ] down [ __ ] didn't even take no hits done foreign I didn't even realize but now I do what ah [ __ ] smile Come On Dave just pull it Loose there we go now I got the power of the Sun in the palm of my hands Manny oh I still have to shoot it I see oh never mind it just goes I can pop the sap using the mutated Divine tree fruit what if I drop this mutated Divine tree fruit onto the door I saw earlier that would do it warp space think of the 29 months happy anniversary award for space the hydrothermal vent is blocking the door is there a way to stop the water jet again I think Dave is actually a Nick Jr character nice it's been stopped I'd better pass it before it moves again that is a massive crater the top wall looks loose it may collapse if the crater erupts High a little higher you mean geyser you mean oh I mean still technically a geyser mm-hmm ings stay down you little punk ah you little [ __ ] don't you burn me I think I got this right there you go yay the way up is now open I should bring the Divine tree fruit here with me you mean that one yay well it's gonna blow the door is open it looks spooky inside I should be careful meh foreign about Dave this seems safe this is fine I don't like it when the music cuts off that makes me nervous yikes what are those gross looking eggs why are they attached to the Divine tree roots oh they're the sea scorpion thingies kinda strange creatures of hatch from the eggs wait those creatures I've seen them in one of the sea people's murals all right tenjin once told me that an ancient engineer altered creatures by infusing the Divine tree energy these may be the creatures they've uh they've survived for such a long period of time still breeding oh I don't know what's happening well they're aggro whoa whoa Dave needs a long bath and a quick cry or even more eggs in here they look like they're ready to hatch but I can't go back now literally there's a door there if I could melt the mucus covering the door oh there's an intactified tree fruit should I put it in the Divine tree fruit device you know something Dave I think you might got something there I think this this Dave this Dave guy you might be onto something oh would you look at that it's doing something oh but it's too low what do I do about that Dave maybe I can melt the music mucus by projecting the light from the Divine tree fruit that could be a problem oh no the eggs are hatching I need to get rid of them before I can melt the mucus it's like ants with a magnifying glass whew that was the last of them you melt the mucus covering the door oh more eggs are hatching again I need to get rid of them before doing anything else they're growing in number I must open the door and Escape well they can't grow that much in number there can't be infinite of them here but I bet there's at least a third wave God more hatching this time I will eliminate them once and for all Dave the genocidal that's what they'll call me oh oh that should be the last of them I must quickly melt the mucus covering the door before anything else shows up wouldn't there be egg on his face if it was just a wall nice the mucus is all gone must be the core of the control room over there let's find out what it is foreign The Offspring of that ancient creature is clinging to something is that the nucleus of the Divine tree could that be why the Divine tree is acting strange I'll need to get rid of those creatures first the cause of the earthquake I hate that noise I do not like that noise stop bleaching off The Giving Tree there we go all dead looks like the Divine tree nucleus is stabilizing again I guess that should do it phew hope the earthquakes will stop now I should start heading back to land yep no other problems for me to run into okay ah what on Earth is that is that the mom of those creatures I saw earlier no wonder they no wonder there were eggs everywhere where are my babies babies the [ __ ] are you hey Dave Wonder oh [ __ ] I'm out I tracked your dad in case you needed help what's going on here a huge monster came out of the lava huh I know what that is I've seen it in a lot of the texts about the ancient civilization of the sea people looks like that creature is known as a Yowie an ancient Beast with from Legends still alive and it's massively bigger the sea people Elder told me about some old experiment it must have been absorbed it must have absorbed the Divine tree in the geothermal energy to get this big we have to defeat it to stabilize the Divine tree Dave I'm counting on you what how could I possibly defeat such a large ancient creature you took down a dinosaur just moments ago no that was a different situation I don't even have any weapons or bullets now yes I do zap Dave isn't the weapon right here Duff what are you talking about I told you this drone has all kinds of features hey to this day would come but it was a bit sooner than expected I'll input the activation code for the drones Attack Mode wow it can do that this drone can maintain oxygen levels fire unlimited bullets and even manipulate time what yes if you press a you can temporarily manipulate time it should give you some time to dodge attacks of course you need to be quick that's all you this is all the help I can give right now an unlimited ammo weapon with unlimited air and the ability to okay you know what Duff I guess I'll accept your charity I hope we won't be saying our final goodbyes goodbye no see you again eternity yowie I can't just run away now not after getting this far all right let's deal with this [Music] genocide oh what's it doing with his butt whoa bro thank you whoa whoa whoa whoa watch it phase two Dragon girls favor the raid hope you had a fun stream our current attack level might not be enough this enemy is tougher than we expected I didn't want to go this far but let's unlock the limiter why didn't you do that from the start who brings out their trump card right at the beginning of a game just watch this I call this Stella laser a super powered laser combining all our Tech never thought we'd use it underwater hmm pay attention if you hold X you can gather Stella energy let's go for the let go of the fire buttony easy right but keep in mind that you'll move slower while charging so be careful good luck Dave a charge and fire laser huh great let's finish this foreign that's not good [ __ ] that what the [ __ ] [Applause] restart where does it start me second phase first phase ah first phase [ __ ] whatever at least I have full health this time thank you that still hit me that's annoying oh man I touched his [ __ ] like head prong [Music] [Music] whoosh foreign takes a lot of hits there we go that better do it oh it's trying to run away how dare it try to preserve his life if we don't kill it now it'll continue to cause problems let's put an end to this once and for all that seems reasonable Dave hungers for the ancient being yes guys it's icaruga kinda oh [ __ ] off Come On Dave [Music] we there it's a little snake think of another bitty Sprint think of the 420 Bitties and kindly guys sorry I'm battling this giant ancient shrimp well it seems like it's finally tired now's our chance Dave we need to end this is where it evolves whoa that was close looks like it's using its last bit of strength Dave move that open path now it won't be able to hold that much longer um so we aren't fighting it then foreign okay it's a dead end what should I do q-t-e ah Dave you Nimble bastard ha the creature's entangled in the Divine tree that's a lucky opportunity to finish it off how did we get here hmm the Drone seems to be malfunctioning I can't pick up the weapon signal well what should I do is there anything useful around here what about the Divine tree device Dave it's a huge Divine tree device over there the Divine tree fruit seems to have returned to normal what if I put it in there to operate it no it's too big I can't possibly move a name at all by myself is it time for suam oh and everybody are you all right human oh see people we came down here because you didn't come up even though the Divine tree was stabilized is that's Yahweh has it grown that big over the long period of time it seems like we need to defeat that creature to end this this is our chance it's tied up let's finish it off that won't be enough unless we use the Divine tree food device over there well given my expertise in both physics and math it seems we might be it might need uh to adjust the angle of the device upwards well that might work but it looks incredibly heavy we'll help if five of us combine our strengths we can do it somehow we can do it somehow you bring the Divine tree fruit to put in there's no time oh just wait here until you do it then all you have to do is hold it and it was less epic without a uh actual threat but hey you know what I went through the boss battle portion all right I'm ready the device is responding it's time to end our long history you pesky nuisance take this oh I just wanted to have babies Jesus my aim was precise it won't recover from that state phew that's really been an incredible journey you did a great job human let's go back to the Sea people Village and talk that is disturbing wait do I not get to strip its meat like strip it of meat the water temperature is stabilized and the Divine tree fruit is also in good condition the villagers who were ill seem to be slowly improving we've faced many challenges but it's a relief that we've managed to overcome them I think the earthquakes on the mainland will stop as well how about going up and checking the status good job human come visit us often I'm gonna have to go all the way back down there to get that meat [Music] wow we actually beat the game the storyline and we have megalocraptus I guess that's okay [Music] hmm it's already night time it's been a long day I think I'll drop by Pancho sushi good job I think let me check my phone Dave the Tamagotchi needs something how's the Hologram eating oh I look a little Mochi in his family Momo told you hey there Dave you're finally back oh everyone's gathered here we heard from Dr bacon you've accomplished a lot you did a good job how about we all relax today and enjoy some food together whoa awesome I was worried I might have to get right back to work great we should all celebrate together yeah it's been a while bancho sushi how are you Sammy are you enjoying your life here you know it there are times when I get a bit bored but it's also incredibly inspiring yo the new song I recently released Pharma Daddy on lives for getting free feedback you know we're still making music huh for sure the sound of the oh hitting the and a clock in hand it's just all one great beat to me yo I wonder who's supposed to be here why didn't he come in person because I'm waiting for an important parcel today I've been inspired from a far by your bravery Dave the way you fought tirelessly to save the sea people if you were a beautiful girl I might have joined your fandom I'll pour my energy into weapon research to prepare for any upcoming crises has your colleague I'm counting on your continued efforts Dave all right ah true Feast you've always been you're always so busy we've hardly had time to Chin now that things are calmer I'll have plenty of time to share with you some more stories uh sir back in my diving days it was mostly into free diving and I wore the necklace my father gave me but barracudas have a tendency to attack anything that shines out of nowhere a school of barracudas came at me even worse I didn't even have a harpoon that day I figured fleeing might be the might be more dangerous so I swam straight for the barracudas whoa I think the ground just shook hey I didn't feel anything look at you Dave you've worked really hard I'm grateful to see your venture perspiring uh that's largely thanks to you for providing such reliable staff you must have had a uh your plate full with all kinds of things but now I hope you can support bancho in running the restaurant efficiently Pancho's a bit stubborn and might stir up some problems if left to his own devices hey [Music] it's even now good job Dave I only open the shop here because this place is plenty of fish who knew it had such a secret well you've solved the problem in my business is booming now I guess my decision was right after all fun experience come uh come uh coming here was a good idea I'm thinking about seeking out another adventure what do you think let's rest for now cobra well I forgot to say hi to the kitties they didn't have a DOT over their head hi Momo I can't pet all the kitties I can only pet Momo first time seeing you in the shop huh well I just finished submitting my paper so I'm a bit free good I'm glad for you uh that Eco back there I haven't seen it before you have sharp eyes it's the reward for maxing out Eco Watcher level it's a service that prints the faces of users committed to Environmental Protection on a bag you've really been putting a lot of work in since you got some free time I can't fall behind so listen hey think of the different uh additional hundo dude really is just a golden retriever isn't he yes he is he very much is I'll also Sprint I forgot to read your message just got full marks on your first paper congrats dude uh non-commissioned officer Academy Air Force school stuff thanks for being awesome and helping me through it by being a source of comfort and entertainment hell yeah Sprint congrats dude ah Sato you made it too I heard you've been venturing into glaciers to collect marinka and I thought I'd show some support well it's not quite true but thanks to you my world ranking keeps getting better and better now the big event is behind us let's see about Gathering the remaining marinka oops uh just remembered I forgot to turn off the lights after gal went to sleep yeah I'm not allowed to apparently I can't believe I still can't believe what happened not just the sea people civilization but the village too you even saw their crisis great job from now on we should keep this civilization secret they need to maintain the peace they've regained I'm sorry I couldn't be much help I was busy with the shop what are you talking about Pancho the sea people loved your cooking if that's the case I'm glad now there are no more earthquakes let's get to work oh Vincent are you here alone tonight I didn't come here to rate your restaurant today don't stress take it easy when I dine in peace I can Savor the intricate flavors more it's delicious I'm happy to hear that I guess my prejudices have worn off but there's no denying that there has been a slight change to the taste really The Taste changed it's a bit smoother you could say it's softer before the dishes were brimming with the chef's strong-willed style but now it feels more accommodating to the consumer interesting so that translates into the taste as well well that might just be my perception it was a lot tougher than I thought but I met a lot of nice people in the end looking back it was a fun adventure I never would have visited a place like the sea people Village in my life where I not given the opportunity okay let's relax and go for another exciting dive yeah [Music] yeah [Music] [ __ ] Duff there's like a force ghost hey the sea people [Music] um [Music] you pass oh yay Momo Momo gets whole fish ah [Music] the [ __ ] you want whoa Dave has a bed I like his Godzilla shirt foreign and so we wrapped the story or did we what's happening what what ah is this cobras doing uh thank you take that this is cute this is a cute way to do the credits foreign I know we aren't done with bancho's story or anything but this is like this has been such a goddamn cute game ow thank you 1990. oh what the [ __ ] is that hey Lanny Blackfoot think of the 59 months happy anniversary Blackfoot ferret you're corrupting space with capitalism Dave but Tim Curry told me that that's the one place that couldn't be corrupted by capitalism whoa watch it there seems like a a very I'm guessing this is a Korean game and me foreign Dev oh [Music] thank you for playing continue giant rocket just launched just look I'm trying to the [ __ ] you sleep well Dave yep finally got some sound sleep I even dreamed I was exploring space things should calm down a bit now well then check on any unfinished business let's have you let's have a blast running bancho sushi [Music] and his cucumber party day now let's check my uh Tamagotchi before it dies oh he's super poopy think that's sequel bait I'm willing to bet that it's either DLC or update like they just want you to keep playing [Music] I hope they end up going the starter route where they just keep giving you stuff like I hear stardew just updated again and they're giving you like a whole new area and a whole bunch of new [ __ ] all of Stardust updates have been free that's insane [Music] it's my wheat harvestable pest damage hold on I gotta go check on that don't do it thank you [Music] beans beans I hope I have enough cucumbers for the Cucumber party foreign I don't feel like that wheat's gonna grow in time I might just have to buy it from them luckily I have twenty one thousand dollars just sitting in my pocket I wonder what that feels like 21 000 sitting in a pocket yeah I wonder what that feels like probably heavy set in another stream about them restocking shirts any chance them being workout tanks I wish all like look I love shark robot I even like have the hiffle tank top but if I'm gonna be real their tank tops are not good like I actually don't recommend the shark robots tank tops and you know me like I'm I'm All About like selling my merch but their tanks are kind of weak like they hold up but I don't know like this tank top it feels good and I think it costs less foreign I guess they show them what that mega mouth do Lenny put him on a shirt for tour yes I'm all about that merchandise life if I see something and I think it would make for a good merchandise I will mention it to the boat did I get that bread exactly look I'm not gonna sit like I'm not going to go out there and like say everybody needs to buy something but if it's something you want to buy and it happens to be something you think looks good go for it I have the same thing when I do like uh like ad reads and stuff like that whenever we take on a uh oh what is it like a sponsor if it's not a product or like a service that I'm like yeah you know what that sounds like it's worth it to somebody I'll usually say no but yeah we goes great with cucumber we're gonna find out I'm going all the way back down there to get that meat okay [ __ ] you okay thanks thresher shark you may have hurt me but I killed you I walked away from this fight you couldn't even walk to begin with with you stupid flippery fins oh good monsters have run into one of you y'all are [ __ ] getting out swung by a fat man yeah then again this fat man has challenged the strongest things in this ocean I am shocked we didn't run into a Megalodon foreign that hit you [ __ ] I just realized I went in the wrong way because I don't have any of the like gear on me that lets me skip the stuff that I want to skip yo Moody think of the hundred bitties speaking of sponsors today's stream is brought to you by rage Shadow legend or VPN he tapped sponsors of the Cell Games thank you I swear to God I keep getting emails from people at rage Shadow Legends they're like hey we want you to stream our game and it's like you know they like they keep offering like you know like 100 base but the last thing they sent me was like we want a six hour stream and I'm gonna [ __ ] you off absolutely not like I actually felt insulted by the offer you want me to stream raid Shadow Legends for six hours game doesn't even have six hours of gameplay you know what six hours of Rage Shadow Legend streaming looks like you play the game for an hour and then you're sitting there waiting for your energy to recoup for like an hour like that's what all those gotcha bullshits look like 200 for six hours uh 250 and they offer a commission based on how many of you out there would uh play it and make it past whatever level threshold to get the commission it's like one I haven't taken your money since you were offering me 12 Grand to do like a Vegeta gameplay video which was the only reason I took a raid Shadow Legend sponsorship because they were paying obscene amounts of money early on foreign gotta keep the lights on at TFS gotta do those sponsorships ever since we stopped ebza no doubt the patreon has gone down expectedly so even though officially we never uh supported dbza through the patreon the patreon never went to paying for dbza and I will stand by that am I still with TFS yeah you can still catch us doing the uh commentaries some personality videos hiffle home for infinite losers is going quite well why am I stuck there as modi's storm think of the hundred Bitties hey yo hey yo [Music] looking forward to what cell does with his afterlife glad to hear it we have a few fun concept episodes coming up I actually just recorded all of my lines for the next one a couple of days ago so we should be seeing that one sometime in like the September to October range is my guess maybe earlier who knows like I we hired on a third animator for that one so maybe it'll move a bit quicker now expensive show to produce I'll tell you foreign right I need those crabs Bonk I hope you guys like what we do with Bojack foreign what are you diamond time for a sword or a pick I haven't played enough Minecraft to make those references accurately like I played it a little it just wasn't my bag you know ah delicious cat food [Music] the rubber chicken of Legend it's a very successful Sandbox game oh very much so like didn't Notch sell it to Microsoft for like a billion dollars or something two billion yeah nah he's that dude's fine that dude got the bag then it turned down Notch is kind of garbage I wouldn't be shocked I think everybody's kinda garbage some people are just way more garbage or way more of a worse kind of garbage we all have [ __ ] that we've done that we regret some people it's way worse than others is that thing just hiding in the ice some people are good at hiding it yeah some people are very good at hiding it it's just a shame that like at a certain point like some people out there when they get enough money their midlife crisis becomes everybody's problem okay Wonder whom I could be talking about I could honestly legitimately you could take what I just said and apply it to a lot of people more than just Elon Musk who is an obvious example hey Lanny as madai storm thank you for the sub hope you enjoy the emotes the ad free experience and one of the most wonderful communities on the face of the internet welcome to the Animaniacs greatly appreciate the support all right got him power doesn't corrupt it just reveals Maybe honestly I think there's a certain point like there's a point in my life I can look at and be like that changed something fundamentally in me throughout my mid like like my early to mid 20s to even up to my early 30s there were places that would fly me out like set me up at a place pay me and then have me sit in front of a crowd that would treat me like I'm some sort of rock star for a weekend I've had like a thousand people cheer at me when I've said my name and that hit something deep in you like especially when you're like somebody who wants to do like the kind of showman stuff that I want to do that changes something in you so I can only imagine what it must do when somebody who like just invests some money in like one of the starters of PayPal takes that money out then says like okay cool I'm gonna do some weird [ __ ] with electric cars and then all of a sudden you're the richest human in the history of the world what does that do to you psychologically like it can't like yes he's [ __ ] up and weird but he's [ __ ] up and weird for a lot of reasons there's a reason that so many billionaires out there truly believe in the uh what is it the we're all in a simulation Theory because all of them get this really hardcore feeling of they are the main character of Life the narcissism becomes so [ __ ] real with them I'm not saying he's handled any of it in like a healthy way but that's his journey unfortunately we're all stuck in the riptide of it same goes for like politicians like especially Trump like holy [ __ ] he has pulled so many people into his weird little currents and I I don't want to get into that like I do not believe in anything the man stands for or spouts but holy [ __ ] like the Nar the level of narcissism to get to that point is insane like truly deranged wait hold on that's blocked now how do I get that thing's mate other way thank you in this game is so good dude it really is sorry if I'm getting political by the way I've just been like I don't know it's the only kind of news I really absorb throughout the day so I'm just kind of like entrenched in that [ __ ] I wish I wasn't I wish I could go back to just being ignorant of it all like I'm happy to be informed but I wish it didn't absorb me as it does okay [ __ ] like the six-parter on Vince McMahon dude Vince McMahon is another one of those cases of like holy [ __ ] how how even like man is actually a lot like Trump in a lot of ways who's Vince McMahon I just say Google him probably the easiest way to do it but he was a big wrestling promoter WWF WWE a very strange man oh can't go in that way it's time for Lana maniacs and our volumes to the max somebody's got your facts your subs are now relax We're Lana maniacs Toby saru thank you for gifting five Subs to the community welcome to the Animaniacs and happy anniversary you lucky lucky five people get this sub by the very generous Toby saru JC thank you 600 meters good God Dave's ridiculous our suits graded up to 800. which really tells me that I think there actually is some uh like updates or expansions expected I'll have a good time at work Toby saru hope it treats you well no way is my big boy there's my big boy he's a big boy ow [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I hit the head [ __ ] got it him Anna tasty you are still looking for a seahorse in this area there's gotta be some they sometimes appear when you harvest Ruby I think there's a ruby down here at least a ruby often spawns down here not today though but we got some quality Kitty food [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] enjoy your game zenal can there we go Zen lekhan zenliken there we go figured it out worked my way around to it oh it's that dork oh you a heavy boy oh you heavy yeah I'm almost done here I just need to find some rubbing at least you guys could do is take some hits done that's not Ruby get it anyway though [Music] I have no interest in you that I have no interest in you [ __ ] [Music] you've chosen a poor day and a poorer opponent thank you I don't even want your meat I just want you gone anyway there's no rubbing today just gotta take that for what it is and take the meat I have to the boat so we got like one more round of Cooking Mama to play [Music] hmm what's wrong Tamagotchi oh you're sick and there's poop everywhere hungry too here you go hopefully that wheat's all grown by now I mean I have enough wheat I bought some off uh Auto myself oh he would have given me enough anyway though [Music] and more cucumbers that's nice that's nice foreign place that one grow more onions time for bunch I guess sweet delicious Revenge yes for tonight he shall defeat the champion of the lady that once dared defy him [Music] I don't even know what I'm going down for honestly feel like I have everything I need I might just jump right back up because I do still want to run that bath for my back oh I can actually do pull-ups now it's weird like I've never been able to do them but now I can do more than one at a time thank you I just want to go serve up bancho's Revenge okay you just gotta throw that in the night sky [Music] they know what they want yeah we're here for veggie dicks but first we have to shoot a TV show tell me hello everyone this is yui from DIA NDC station we have been waiting for today today we will see how this old conflict ends with whose Victory Poncho are you ready yes pastoral Pronto let's get started excellent let's begin challenge the chef now [Applause] oh let's do this prepare the squid this feels weird foreign [Music] I mean the Motions make sense for what I'm doing but [Music] what oh perfect pour the squid ink [Music] mix the ingredients with the squid ink okay doing pretty good add the pasta noodles oh oh I see it's this thing again oh we did it yep knew it squidding pasta that's not technically squidding pasta but whatever he didn't even taste the other dudes doesn't feel Fair winner is bonjour what's the matter with you give me the hardcore Italian anger you only got a score of 90 . I can't believe it I Apostle Giovanni defeated by a filipusta contest I can't accept this judge's a call this another word the guy is heart tempered his Carbonaro was fantastic though it was unbelievable I like the combination of salty who won Seattle and soft yolk sauce it was heavenly then why didn't he win Vincent Miss Lois do you know why squid ink is used in dishes what isn't it for the color why bother making the color like that though whoa hide your racism Miss Lois not really miss Lewis the visual is only a part of the reason squid ink is reminiscent of the taste of Nature's sea water when I tasted banchos pasta I saw the dark and quiet sea black pasta and nocturnal sea creatures dotting the Black Sea I felt like diving into the dark quiet sea naked at night why naked tastiness is a very subjective experience after all even for a Critic like myself it's never easy to be objective I like the taste of both dishes equally however I gave more points to Pancho for his near perfect representation of the theme of every nook and cranny of this dish your reasoning is so absurd you do know this is the biggest sponsor of your program don't you I do know Nolan Crawford the chairman of BNC group who is your father he is also my Sensei you you know my father personally how is that possible when I was young I worked at your father's restaurant in New York back then I was nothing but an inexperienced Apprentice cook I was lucky to be hired by your father my first job was cooking omelettes although egg is pretty common ingredient is one of the hardest to master it's very hard to time the perfect moment to flip an omelet in a frying pan I was struggling to figure that out and someone tapped my shoulder with a smile on his face it was your father Nolan Crawford he kindly taught me when and how to flip the egg he that he the restaurant owner didn't mind spending his precious time teaching a new hire Nolan's [ __ ] jacked his passion and creativity toward food were truly inspirational he was always looking for a new taste even experimented with new recipes he failed more times than I can remember but he would Succeed In The End I see he's now an entrepreneur of a large corporation but I believe his passion would never change I can feel it Ms Lois why don't you try Pancho's pasta yourself well if you insist here we go the defeat oh when does the flavor Blaster close off though oh I admit I was prejudiced this pasta is incredible it's not just the visual it carries the natural flavor of each ingredient and I criticized his dish without even trying it I'm not worthy to be a restaurant gritty don't blame yourself we just have a different philosophy about food Pancho I know it's rather abrupt offer but would you be interested in opening a branch a branch yes another bancho Sushi clearly there are many people who don't understand your food philosophy but if they're but if they taste your food at least once they'll wake up to a new dimension of food I want them to have the ma that mind-blowing opportunity but your current restaurant is too small it's big enough for me your restaurant is already widely known people will visit your place and drove sooner or later you need to be prepared to maintain the quality of food you serve but if he opens a branch it'll be harder for him to control the food quality yes staff members who sincerely follow his philosophy right they can be the manager of the branch manager you say don't worry trust your staff you know what to live uh you know what to do to live up to the reputation you built trust your staff and let more people taste your food I don't have a management system and funds to open a branch yet that I can help you with I know how to operate a franchise I'm well educated in that matter by my father I have the skills and money needed and I won't ask anything in return consider this your reward for winning the contest I'm not sure if this is right boncho Sushi without me Pancho I think you should give it a try don't enable him Dave this would be a good challenge for the staff to grow further um if that's everyone's thought I have no other choice no you have a choice Poncho you can say no okay I'll open a branch what am I supposed to do though order wooden planks or something don't worry about construction BNC will take care of it you just name the manager and decide what to serve and what ingredients Pancho well it's about time for the night shift the construction will be completed by tomorrow morning you must be kidding anyways I realized I was close-minded about new approaches to food I apologize for my poor review of your dish in the past from now on I will spread your food far and wide I will contact you when the branch is ready for business so the adventure goes on what do you think Jason Voorhees you ready to open a branch oh okay cucumber time keyword cucumber why is skewered cucumber more expensive than some of these I mean I guess they they have things other than cucumbers in them [Music] do I put the yowie on the meal you know what it feels appropriate this might be uh like I'm not sure if I'll play Dave the diver tomorrow or not but we put that on the menu for people who don't just want uh cucumber yes we must spread the yowie foreign no we don't have the money for that huh all right let's go here they come on oh that's only good [Music] there's a dirty plate will people stop sitting at spots with dirty plates foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] another satisfactory night that should be some good profits I think hey yo nineteen thousand dollars pretty good for a night pretty good for a night five and oh five point oh [Music] we take those nights we take those nights dirty plates will cause customers to storm off in anger I have noticed it's why I was taking care of them as quickly as I could though if people would gladly sit at an open spot rather than at a spot with dirty dishes you have a better time I bet but hey that's their Adventure that's their Journey oh Lois is calling oh miss Lois the branch is ready for business that quickly the admit how do I know she's smiling the administrative agility a b and c group is the top in the industry visit the branch with boncho I'll see you there I guess we should see this before I tune out branch of Pancho Sushi is now open a sign of manager employees to the branch and send the required ingredients to run business automatically lovely weekend Dave oh God seems you're always working hard you know a reporter must keep his eyes and ears open at all times okay so did you detect another fish this week of course this week we detected huh he's transparent hard to see almost like a ghost um if it's this transparent I have a feeling bullets might just pass through in the movies I watched long ago when I was young go stepped stop moving when exposed to a special light I'm not sure if it really worked because I have seen I've seen a ghost only for once that was when I went to the mountain after I got fired from my previous job at a magazine publisher oh I'm rambling again aren't I anyways it's at a depth of 2200 meters or 220 meters if you find one of those squids try flashing special light on it here's a fruitful week Dave transparent ghost squid that can only be seen with special light kind of creepy yet quite fascinating [Music] branch what to do oh this is the branch the place gives off tropical vibes not exactly my taste but it bends in well but it Blends in well with the surrounding environment I like the steel drum ho ho this is a Time proven theme for restaurants on the beach let me explain how to run your branch obviously you need staff members to run your business open the staff menu below you need at least three staff members to run the store hmm do I need that many yes because neither you nor Dave will be at the branch so you need to hire a manager to supervise business there and of course you need to hire the dining area and kitchen as well just like at HQ this is why you need a minimum of three staff members to open the and run the branch a manager right the manager is the most important it's because the number of ingredients available and the number of customers pretends on the stats of your manager it's best to appoint a staff member with the highest stats to the manager position oh if I appoint a manager they'll run the business on their own nope your manager cannot run the business against the operation of policy of HQ you need to set the operation policy to give guidance to the manager According to which the manager will prepare the menu appropriately so I can instruct the manager what to serve as I see fit right like expensive dishes or dishes with the most ingredients first exactly let's talk about ingredients open the ingredient menu below [Music] the grade of your management determines the ingredients used with the branch check the ingredients currently available to predicted sales revenue seems like there are no ingredients at the branch of the moment that's because it's not open yet you can bring ingredients from HQ or fish farm at any time uh could you click the deliver button below send and receive ingredients from here as I said earlier your manager cannot use ingredients whose grade is higher than theirs Jesus Christ is a lot of info to dump on me foreign I'm sure you now understand what to do with the branch I now own a second restaurant that means twice the revenue if only you run it six only if you run it successfully I might add we'll see how it goes okay let more people experience your culinary Revolution I'm sure they'll love your recipes hold on my Tamagotchi needs me he's sick again why is he getting so sick all of a sudden are you dying [Music] is it even possible to lose this game like you'd have to stop watching it entirely anyway [Music] what do I have a lot of um I have a lot of this I need to hire staff you know what Raul you've been a G from the beginning I think it's the time we let Raul run a place foreign trained he looks like he's a server Maybe not maybe he maybe Liu is just a procure well he's good at cleaning that's good dinosaur manager but then we wouldn't be working with a dinosaur oh foreign Charlie's a cook why do you scare a cook wow yusuke is a cook I guess we're training Liu to be the like the server here I guess you can put Jandy out here she's not currently working anywhere seems like a good crew why would I want both of those pie killing me here you can have my [ __ ] swordfish do I not have any I guess I don't have any [Music] I wish I could just hit Max thank you so many goddamn random fish oh my God I have so much lionfish foreign [Music] all right they should do well here are you exercising all energy comes from the muscles I mean I'm doing my best Raul don't gotta make me feel self-conscious about it I don't worry about running the restaurant as long as I'm here if you keep on practicing you can become a master ah yeah these sharp knives are more like it I can do a lot with these I do not I feel safer now that he's not with me I'm not used to wearing a uniform I hope I'll get used to it hey yo just threw a uh just Suraj TV thank you so much for the raid hope everybody's having a good time over there sorry I missed you while I was fixing up my restaurant everybody seems to be doing all right having a good time but thank you for raiding in here little Mochi tiny baby have some food can't end our uh adventures with Dave without feeding little Mochi he's a sleepy baby right Momo Momo's a good daddy kitty but yes I think that's gonna do for tonight uh actually got something I I got a commercial that I'm filming tomorrow night so uh I might be on earlier in the day tomorrow streaming who knows what but if not uh don't expect me on tomorrow night because I've got a busy night filming stuff tomorrow but for now hope you all have a fantastic evening thanks so much for popping in hanging out and completing the uh primary stories of Dave the diver we'll probably jump back to this at some point or another just as a Zen stream because it really is just a chill time in this game but yeah fantastic game I hope you all have a fantastic evening and I'll catch you guys on the next one peace out everybody

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Published: Thu Jul 27 2023