The Saga of Delarius - 26 - A Baldur's Gate 3 Adventure

hello everybody and welcome back to The Saga of delarius where we last left off we have defeated an arch devil that's pretty cool Lazelle is literally the champion of Hell well her and Shadow heart unfortunately carlac and delarius died in that uh Expedition but we came out the better for it and after going through and figuring out who would what would be optimal on whom uh it turns out delarius does benefit the most from the cloak or of the uh armor that we got cuz that way I was able to give carlac delius's gear which gives her cats Grace I got her AC up to 20 everybody is 20 and above on AC now after a little bit of fussing around we got there so yeah I'm pretty satisfied with that we at the end game yeah we're pretty we're pretty this feels like a pretty end gamey kind of build you know it feels kind of endgame also yeah just a refresher on what the hell dusk armor does 21 AC everybody is proficient you succeed a saving throw uh you cast burning on the caster for three turns you have resistance to fire damage and cannot be burned and you take three less damage from all sources meaning any damage I take minus three no matter what you cast a magic Missile the most it can do is one damage I can also do fly which I have freely anyway so that that that's a little lost on him but I don't know I'm pretty happy about it Mage Armor no longer does anything that's a shame that is a waste now but I think we'll live yeah we're ready to continue one hope you're all having a fantastic weekend what curious what is that why did I immediately start off downstairs was it cuz I died I can just come and go as I please now huh that gate to hell is just open with a huh oh well what whatever it was couldn't be that important also Argent think of the 65 months happy anniversary usually one way especially when the traveler causes the kind of trouble you did I knew you were a thief didn't realize you were a killer Raphael's death is already causing quite a stir across the hells that was fast it's a rare thing for a mortal to slay a devil of his stature I'm impressed and just a little bit intimidated good those are those are both things your Co is always welcome here and so are you devil Slayer ooh devil Slayer I mean I didn't earn that title that's Lazelle but you know I I ain't going to corrector I need to find somebody with some goddamn potions Gazette mate is there anywhere I haven't looked yet there's a whole chunk around here that I haven't been [Music] to I'm the party leader leader airgo I did it fair enough look M look let's go talk to uh carlax friend maybe we can sell some of the stuff we stole to her need something for defense or maybe offense either way I've got what you need nice face on your shoulder okay you ain't got anything I really want I don't think Warhammer plus one ooh this ain't useful anymore the person who used is [Music] dead I don't know what I need all this money for I really don't but it's better than carrying around all this heavy [ __ ] [Music] I should probably equip that I mean does basically the same thing be 50% hit points or less they deal an additional 1 V4 slashing damage me you got all the good [ __ ] right it's a regular ass Warhammer is that better than your current boots once per turn when you dash you gain wrath for two turns yeah probably n the hill giant strength are definitely better than that there you go fancy boots give me give me the rest of your money we're done here trade's booming fol are scared my better to be scared and armed and scared and empty-handed I always say well glad you have more arms then I just need to find a goddamn apothecary what we doing first put the emperor's place or Waking the dragon to get them a guffins for the brain uh I think we're going to try the dragon next you know cuz he's probably going to need to be awake for a little bit you know just kind of wake up grab his brush put on a little makeup bloody C I'll finish this as it stands the emperor's been real quiet since we got that hammer for oursel you notice that it's like he knows be a look or might be worth a look sorry I haven't been keeping up with you guys whoa whoa whoa who who this is the last place you need to be clear off yeah who the [ __ ] do you think you are two words Guild business uhhuh only an idiot gets between them and their shipments I'm actually with the guild here to pick up a shipment friend why didn't you lead with that I trust you're going to balance the books too yeah depends you got everything we ordered oh yeah weapons drugs fire wine you know the usuals here you go pleasure is as always better clear it out before the fish get here you know how they are he's going to be in [Music] trouble am I literally not allowed down there this is already if it's already paid for you lose bying it to me instead well we got drugs now what kind of drugs did we get why do I have so many Alchemy [Music] pouches I was wondering why that smelled so much have I ever seen one piece Movie 6 I would not know which one that is I've seen a few of the one piece movies movies though oh jeez Hardison that sucks dude hope there's something you can do like on a legal sense keep out but I'm allowed in hello obvious fake wall that's curious in it though did that make the wall fake somebody get back there uh ungroup Soldier carlax stand there up still alive so that's progress if not over then through part of the mechanism I see hold on enough waiting champion of Hell stand here inefficient path what do you mean inefficient path just make it right what now ha fake wall trap stop that's on me arent thank you for the uh oh I already read that one my mistake abandoned sistern oh hey this is where those people are getting shot at oh I see this is just another one of the guild entrances oh this is where we killed those people a memories I guess the gardener was a shape shifter St horrible about that one pays all right but these dawn to dusk days will oh hey Vol if you would just listen I could explain how's it going Volo you have done quite enough explaining yeah listen to Cher you have poisoned the very hearts and minds of these good kind gentle citizens with your lies your delusions your conspiracies though you hide behind a mask of Stories We have seen Beyond the Veil we see what you really are fearer here here a attention seeker that maybe here agent of chaos your parasite stirs in recognition this man is infected ooh a new power source follow today citizens we rid ourselves of this cankerous s today we burn away all falsehoods today we will be divided no longer for today we rise in truth don't you stand there help me God Dam it help me I suppose we should Aid him though I'd hate to miss the show what crime is he guilty of if he's guilty where's the evidence where's the trial this isn't Justice this is Mob Madness the newcomer speaks and speaks of evidence and trials and Justice and in so doing they delay their very own salvation uh-huh dear citizen dear friend rest assured you will have your justice but I'm afraid the time for has passed now is the time for judgment I feel like this would be a place for a good Charisma [Music] role hey can I stop this okay I'm going to assume it's going to take a second for that to burn but who the [ __ ] are you any of you I ain't Charming you no hey Iron Giant what are you up to still get still getting hit carlac who the [ __ ] are you down the hatch smush them dark dirt wood why didn't Shadow heart get to go that was weird oh I hit space space ends the turn that's my bad oh no an aura of murder fly elel fly the Conqueror of hell has landed you shall be killed let's come back on a short rest right yep all right saved huh good for you uh-oh you dropped your weapon [Music] dummy time to push my luck again Volo you're lucky I give a [ __ ] for some reason [Music] in now don't run directly into Danger sure that's a path no okay who are you do you know what we just went through I don't think you do I think it's important to me that you become a [Music] sheep on the move me fine oh boy this really was mob Justice though weren't it should probably help him he's about to get [ __ ] up by this guy let's fly whoosh hello I'm going to push you back into that fire or over it still breathing despite everything and you got him four yeah why not hello hey why would you do that ah man I didn't have it on re I didn't have it to be show it ah that was dumb that's my fault that was my fault I for like I wish you would ask for every reaction it is very unfortunate that that does that you know what we live and we learn if you're not going to be a sheep you may as well a [ __ ] just Bonk no no Hey ow Bonk Bonk K why can't I move the camera okay I just can't move it up for weird see I guess it's just that one oh really another fight let's go maybe you should have gathered in a different spot don't waste the step you the secr I would to my you come here God I really thought I was done for I suppose thanks are an order again what's an heroic story without a little risking of one's neck yeah leave out the part where we ignorantly gathered around the exploding barrels the more people want to kill you for it I'll tell you all about it but not here too many eyes ears and we Pals about meet me at your Camp okay H now which of you had the brain oh no it's illegal dot which one of which of you guys was the one with the which of you you're the nerd you're the nerd with the thing in your brain whatever comes I'm ready you hit us with that seaming why on Earth is seeming a level five ability that's dumb how did you see that I was hidden I am snuck got to press on oh no what happened over here them online more brain [Music] worms you better you better catch up to us I can't get to that one yet what's this one after uh invest a creature with power that heals it when it attacks but also makes it vulnerable to all damage that's not fun I just want that one what's this one actions and bonus actions interchangeably is pretty nutty actions and bonus actions interchangeably make shadowart a God I think fine only one day I'll catch a break yo What's your deal oh oh good we do talk to you mother Queen of the depths hear me please carry Holly to her final Rest In The Deep Wilds please you a water Dr here for a wave servant H's funeral oh it's already started out the Dr inside am I interrupting a funeral oh no all are welcome to come and celebrate the life of the Fallen wave servant May the wave mother smile on you as she did holy okay I like the fountain with the eels see sorry mate no time to chat just here to make an offering then leave in and out yeah I guess I don't know how come I'm allowed to take some of these things but not the incense it's very pretty sounding glorious pour Fury upon the Beast responsible for this Injustice leave its Master a bloated carcass in the [Music] spume Rejoice sisters for umber has blessed her humble daughter with a pure death her lips blew with her kiss her lungs full of her quenching word she drowned humble his Mercy saved her from a slow sinking death in the Beast Shadow you supplicant huh what tribute do you bring to honor the wave mother's Fallen daughter you have some gold a fine offering always appreciated in the eyes of the wave mother I'm sure it is your tribute is well received breathe deep as she permits May the Seas be as kind as you deserve rejoice as the wave mother welcomes another daughter to the Deep wildad when has probably be not cool to steal from a corpse huh this does look like a pretty fantasy City though what's that what's that apparently I can unearth that psychically now Dukes of balers gate potion of superior healing lelle you're the champion of hell you deserve it big liar bronzen you hear these mukes trying to tell me about fish in I've been fishing here all my life based on their name I'd say they haven't been oh fancy cave what's down here kale Heavens what's the hold up I dare say the weight is shorter in the city of judgment wait for what I don't know I'm going in this passageway fancy caves always lead somewhere cool Ohara has much more important things to worry about Ohara nice hey guys how's it going you look lost the stairs behind you will take you back up to the temple all right I mean I came in hold on what stairs terrible FL wall we can't know that is that it I'm sure what your deal you shouldn't be down here this place is off limits to lay people what about mer people free you've wandered into a forbidden area you sense it might be time to leave all right well now there's something sketchy going on here it's your fault for hosting your weird witch meeting by this really enticing cave we fish that we too shall gladly follow when our time has come hey the celebration is in the main chamber praise unbel unbelievable huh hey we found the theme sings sing in another Dark One there's nothing for you up here Flom back downstairs you go [ __ ] you Jetsam I'll go where I want you'd better have a very good offering in hand if you're being this much of a pain stop these are the flood Tides Chambers you've no business here Flom I wonder how I make business as the wave mother welcomes another daughter to the Deep Wilds know that we too shall gladly follow when our time has come umber hears us and rejoices oh our True Believer feel the joy of umy lap against your soul Furious and would that everyone knew the wave mother's favor is this like some weird culty consume us utterly May the wave mother Grant you her favor or at least spare you her wroth excuse me I was going to walk over this corpse have you guys noticed anything like weird going on here hands off the drinks we have enough to fill gray Harbor it's all for the funeral fish's piss I loved Holly as much as anyone but they'd been wailing and praying for hours my best pop for a bit of quiet [Music] respons I look like a hatch carass in the spume look I'm not just going to go fighting my way through because they don't want me there it's got to be somebody to talk to or something to do how about you the wave mother sees all even you uh-huh okay helpful # blessed please head inside don't let me keep you from the celebrations I like your blue eye look I I feel like I've done the celebrating not sure what else I could really do here is the thing um oh I know what I can do here I can go where I'm not wanted you don't have permission to be here you're about to be ejected I do belong here what are you talking about I live here here how dare you [ __ ] really oneof I needed to roll a four or higher come on come on yeah you've been granted free passage what you do with that privilege is up to you you don't have permission to be here [ __ ] you you're about to be ejected I live here I'm here aren't I it wouldn't be here if I didn't belong friend you managed to been seen am I doing this every time apparently it's becoming rather wow they are serious about this [ __ ] unbel I I feel like that's a glitch flood the world with your word subsume us utterly that's right watch me [Music] leave see level 10 level 10 level 10 level 10 level 10 level I don't want this fight but I'll [ __ ] take it you know what [ __ ] you [ __ ] all of you the timing on that [Music] y'all are going to tell me what you're doing down here know drowning if you're hiding from you've been caught trespassing again y I sure have of water where's carac there she is what happened I wasn't looking at the the moment I summoned the ghouls literally just after I summoned them it said like friends over her head and then it got scratched off like friends wore off the instant I summon the ghouls and that made me laugh cuz that's funny I'm going to give him the little bit of benefit of the out here we're only going to knock [ __ ] out at first what's it going to take carlac Said Knock You Out get him my ghouls [Music] oh she's still awake my bad had I known I would have used rything cut I thought that was enough to knock her out light on my feet that's on me um a you saved conjure water Elemental I mean you're going to be unconscious in a second but I still rather you not have [Music] one what is it with you people in water Elementals stop it well [ __ ] oh I killed one whoopsies yeah I guess it's part hard to knock somebody out when you're um shooting them food's on [Music] babies these boots have seen everything now what are they doing down here okay I really don't need this what's in it you dare steal from the very sea that bed you enjoy these breaths they shall be your last cool I pissed off another God oh you poor babies mine bullets all but one oh who are you were you from the previous combat I got this I think my ghouls got you I'm not worried about you yeah she unconscious yeah she's unconscious all right move on to kill mode I'm fur I am death we don't show Mercy to sahagan around here hope your soul is in good hands I don't think I need that one ready for another round eat it moment all right all right so what do you think of the 100 Bitties I don't think I need anything that they're holding something's over here obvious anybody else want to try to make a perception check I'm ready to rest my weary head I'm sure you are make can I can I select you real quick here though cuz I need you over here you're usually good at seeing things something over there sturdy stone wall all well that ends not as bad as it could have very well cool very cool uh I guess it's just this elixir of psychic resistance malice coach your active weapon with poison targets most uh must succeed a constitution saving throat or become blinded and poisoned I just want more healing items honestly I have a hard time believing I came all the way down here just for this this this doesn't even seem like a very super dark secret it just seems like you know I I don't know now I'm feeling guilty at least only one of them is dead I'll leave you your Trident still okay under Bitties love the latest commentary uh another one that made into my lexicon it doesn't bother me it bothers me it bothers me it bothers me a lot okay now are we immediately enemies no it doesn't look like we are I long for cool it's clear they got something fishy going on all right clear they got something fishy going on here but I don't know that whatever it is is actually maligant you've wandered into a forbidden area you sense it might be time to leave see if this works I live here congratul you've been seen re okay this is dumb area what what's even the point of that chck back then used to work oh well let's go back up up to riving South spawn worms Crossing I mean it makes sense that I wouldn't be able to like talk my way past an actual automaton person man thing thank you for the 100 Bitties uh this is in your top five for the this year what else is up there this might be number one honestly like this I I have a hard time seeing anything that could beat this as the game of the year but if I had to choose a few others to put uh up on that pedestal uh would probably be uh tears of the Kingdom Hi-Fi Rush very much up there for me see I liked Final Fantasy 16 but I don't know if it would be like you knowes up there i' probably break finest fish caught this morning oh just fish never mind I want people to sell potions where's the prison that guy sells art you look like you have some potions honey so for remake again it was also it was good but I don't know if it's like okay you just sell nice yummy foods which is appreciated here I'll give you some starfish have some poisoned apples I've never using them if you're hungry you know where to find it to unhinge my [Music] tools how the [ __ ] do I get in there hey how do I get in there I'm with you then let me in citizen you are being accompanied by a malfunctioning steel Watcher please stand back I think you have the wrong hunk of metal false report your purpose steel Watcher why are you following these citizens unbidden what ah I understand your malfunction your unit is a highly outdated model oh [ __ ] her chest thing the ragn casement protecting your metallized eyes vals is burning well outside the recommended temperature please report to the steel watch Foundry for dismantling interesting do you know how to fix this malfunctioning engine yeah hey metal man if I report to this Foundry can my engine be fixed your make is very obsolete repairing your engine would be not only impractical but impossible report to the steel watch Foundry for immediate dismantling yeah yeah tell me something like I don't know not sure maybe whatever keeps them going is similar to my Tin Can turns out I'm the [ __ ] prototype for these things I'll dismantle every single one of them any threat to the steel watch is a threat to Lord gach himself please report to the steel watch Foundry for immediate dismantling I think I need to get arrested to get in there the steel watch Foundry is off limits to visitors this malfunctioning unit can escort itself back H okay how do I get in there can I fly damn aha that looks more promising painful but more promising all right which one of y'all got fed or fall we got to scroll of it somewhere okay everybody here we go there you go everybody's got feather fall now oh enough waiting I crave blood want to dance all right they're the only ones delious can fly I've got a long road ahead go work ghouls where's the other one come on you B oh wait one of them died oh that's too bad hey What's your deal just a moment do you not want to talk okay lady Freda will you have fun wanted the easy path see what other games would I put up there this year I'm going to check out this area before I get oh look at that somebody somebody's sneaking on the island somebody's being sneaky Dave the diver yeah but I'm not sure that's like Game of the Year Mater you know this isn't a great camera angle there we go okay it's fixing itself easy this is hungry for blood let's get on with it Go disarm that first why is this place so hungry for blood what are you hiding [ __ ] you pretty sure that between the guards the arrows and the jugged Thunderbolt you'll never Sur uh survive uh to read this note but just in case I want to make sure you know how uh know what you did to deserve all this remember that shiv you stuck in my leg when you turn me in that's why enjoy your Escape while you can [ __ ] I'll be coming to haunt you in your sleep well we had fun no time to rest my way no risk for the wiki oh more ballom it has been an insanely good year for games though I it's just hard to find any that really compare to vder Gate 3 in terms of like being on that game of the year list you know what I mean hopefully nobody heard that I'm going to fly over see if you guys can meet me there y'all are stronger than me so yeah good job girls ghouls ghouls you can do it either they will or they won't crawler mucus coat your weapon paralyzed and poisoned ooh I never coat my weapons I should probably do that more it's a bonus action so Shadow heart's great at it ew wits and Blades always Shar let see what my touch can do what to do they expect I've been here I remember these [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys in another lifetime yeah was bound to happen I I the funny thing is I remember being down here with the delarius that was like what five five levels ago maybe even six and still almost winning can't afford to let up heading there hidden for now now I also have ghouls yeah need to keep out of sight go get them ghouls these people are just doing their jobs but also [ __ ] them so wait what's coold the weak when you bring a creature down to fewer hit points than your uh number of evolved ilids it dies and all nearby creatures take one D4 psychic all right actually yeah you are the first one that needs to go that dwarf fall since Victory awaits B go get them ghouls yeah the Necronomicon is pretty cool no nah poor carlac I really wasted that rage no that still hit you [ __ ] how dare you ah you're the cleric come on show them who you are a you got some fight in you that looked painful how about one of these mash them like Gallagher what should I do got to press on okay can't even catch my breath that'll do yum yum eat him up damn that one's brutal he's on the ground run up Crush her ribs y yoink yoink I'm going to take all the prison cell Keys M spicy shrimp soup and a cheese wedge don't mind if I do it's hard to turn down good wedge of cheese right chat what's your favorite kind of cheese chat Peppa Jack solid is that lady still down here yeah she is what up what up girl hey coun Flor remember us you're too late it's over what happened what happened so you're giving up just like that I didn't give up I lost I came seeking allies to our cause mozzarella Bri what just spotted me dragged me to older Raven guard's husk empty as a stair a tadpole's puppet nothing more I mean he's in my camp now he's spoken accusations apostasy conspiracy sedition I'll be executed in five Dawns smoked guda yummy he's in a safe place all is not like then then there is hope yet to think I'd all but given up yeah dummy no more sulking I know what to do do you now unlock my cell escort me out of worm's Rock I got more bus my connections when the city streets shatter you'll want their blades Fine hurry oh no I need to find a way to do it oh look I did it all right you're good to go now keep focused we can talk once I'm free fine I'll walk you out I need to find a way further into this place that's a suspicious [ __ ] rock wall I think it's just built into the cliff Auto Octavius smoked guda is a good one I'll give you that if I had to choose a favorite cheese honestly it's probably the same as like one of the like the little Cliffs that I run parmesan always been up there for me nobody jumped to your death I okay cool there you go you're free this is far enough the way should be clear I can't thank you enough for getting me out of that damned prison and for giving me courage when I'd all but run out good to have more allies oh I will travel to the upper City find what allies I can okay don't get arrested is still the uh as long as the city stands I will stand with it this is my promise all right have fun I'm going back in to find a dragon actually could probably do for a long rest I accidentally burn like after accidentally exploding myself that that wasn't a good that that was that was a dumb decision oh look at that we're camping outside oh it's been so long since we've been in the comfort of the Inn this is cozy I like it letter from arabell what do you have to say owe you a lot for one I know snake bellies look like for another you let me stay at your camp and for another another you found out what happened to Moms and Pops I'm on my own now and Bone man says it's a good thing I just have to let we The Weave guide me oh that's Arabella okay far as I can tell it's tugged me to balder's gate so I'm headed there first all right anyway thanks Arabella yeah end the day somebody end the [ __ ] day what do you mean I can't fast travel right now despite everything light on my feet all right and my ghouls have returned to dust all right back into the prison let's find that Dragon if I wanted to go down that way is down hey Lanny there they go trivia loves thank you for gifting uh zvir there we go a sub zvir hope you enjoy the emotes the adree experience and one of the most wonderful communities on the face of the internet welcome to the lam Maniacs greatly appreciate or uh courtesy of a very generous trivia loves oh good they cleaned up the corpses but did not restock the prison you know what let's go talk to that skull that we remember from an alternate life he might know what's up he's probably been here for a while oh I guess he's not very chatty when I'm not crazy let's see what uto a has to say hello Otto what do you want not your attitude you're the one p estering old men in cages now scram with your Sour Puss you're disturbing my sitting time fine [ __ ] you then everybody out come on can I relock the door damn that should be an ability okay nobody sees anything weird in here I guess not so the entrance must not be in the prison itself I guess it wouldn't make sense for it to be in the cells that would make very little sense oo I can take their food though that's a tomato not a vegetable something claims to be over here oh what did it say something about lighting the way right guys guys come on get out of the way everybody stand back here all right lightning I need lightning to do that um who has lightning do any of you have lightning my faith will guide me you don't wait no you do just needs to hit the L still looking ahead something the matter can you trigger that spell I hope not after the time we spent together my spirits are thoroughly lifted good to hear want to talk to you about that as it so happens not feeling any regrets I hope not the slightest I'm not sure we should do it again I'm glad I feel the same way though I'm still finding sand in my hair I wonder what the others will think of that we're right here both of us were listening to this why are you doing this here let them think whatever they want I suppose it doesn't I'm glad we have each other and I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away anyway can you trigger that real quick can't slow down is it something she can trigger is that a what no it's just a wooden barrel have to keep pushing I need a way to trigger that what's cooking oh yeah carlac can you do it no only enemies my face protects me I really thought that would work okay what kind of arrows do I have do I have any like shock arrows is that a thing okay how about spell Scrolls just need something that does a bunch of lightning damage to those thingies is that blood don't make me come back here with a [ __ ] Druid step forward ah this is annoying come with an idea for you next tattoo Kaiser's face on your butt you have to send him a picture when you're done like I think that's legally like the responsible thing to do I you get an like I can't even get an enemy to step on be he's saved okay I think that's okay moving I wonder if this is worth the cost nobody hit back time to press ahead talk to me oh damn it he goes before lizel forever pal comes easy these days that's right come on no time to waste you're never going to catch us under their noses for a dull moment my faith will protect me I don't want him to take any accidental damage from uh hitting me either my path be true I just need him to catch up with carac so she can throw him at it Soldier survival is all that matters got to concentrate on the move or lizel I guess LEL can probably do it too well so much for peace need to act f on I go hey how dare you let's see yeah it didn't work it didn't work well for with a lightning shock a true hero Sparks flicker the Torches Al light the worm's eyes shall awake a glitter oh I need to keep those on when the lightning went off no no no no it says the lightning Sparks damn it I need a [ __ ] Druid breathe deep and move I thought I was being real smooth with that [ __ ] or gaale we rock a Herm guys look we we have a we have a lady Druid who will help us let's see who's the closest you know what lelle probably have more relationship with the actual Dragon I hate leaving carlac behind but Soldier really really you heard me she had the clown torso though whole time huh that's [ __ ] heavy yes join me wish all right there we go I got somebody that can do lightning come along ladies come on Shadow heart sometimes they don't like jumping call and I answer still some way to go okay there has to be a cheaper spell than that now there is but I don't know it oh okay so it does need to be on first there we go okay we did it at least things have stayed interesting so if I had had those torches on when I blasted them I don't know now we enter the Iron Gate alderan and his winged Ally admiring the fruits of their labor the city itself is that balant with a bronze dragon must have been quite an adventure balen sails away and leaves the dragon to watch over his city do the histories make mention of this well the wall certainly does Statue before you Bears a familiar likeness it is Balan the celebrated adventurer who founded the city of balder's gate Peril floods my province the Palisades fall the Earth does tremble the Servants of Shadow and blood assemble Beyond lies the grand worm deep in Slumber awaiting a true Hero's Advent should my domain drown in torment be you the Deluge turn away be you the hero answer true are you worthy poetic nonsense there is no wor and no savior oh you're back we got there you sense neither life nor Spirit within the statue a powerful variant of magic mouth has been cast on it allowing it to speak only recorded messages well cool I'm worthy open way ansur hear me a champion is proclaimed the test begins let your judgment follow that's a hell of a magic mouth to also be attached to a Magic Lock incredible how old is this place very would be my answer shrouded the judge it's only level five but I'm sure they have many a many a juror Chamber Of Courage a champion Burns bright even when Rushing Waters and moaning winds threaten to extinguish the Flames take the torch withstand the elements prove your courage you going to throw a bunch of Elementals at me yep how do they not resist fire that's silly wait wait wait wait wait what how is the target blocked I'm curious oh is it that little sploosh of water there no stop targeting it there you go the water's on fire oh wait no that one's air are they all air no that one's water that one looks like water huh hard to judge I guess no choice but to keep going right hold up who he was that thing whatever is I can't seem to Target it it looks important oh I see I think I need to wait until they're all charged I have yeah okay it's a survival thing gotcha understood understood that's not that bad that's the case then we're just going to become big old buff boy apparently I can't jump in between the two that's there oh she just has to walk to do that nah nah fam ain't down for that business yeah I guess that makes sense where do I go from here where do I go where do I go oh I'm wielding the torch not holding it in my off hand just straight up wielding it okay cool nah don't even bother no cachu two turns remaining maybe resist Thunder damage yeah that makes sense you hate lightning you don't mind it you resisted but you're all so like not the one I'm particularly giving a [ __ ] about so uh can you cast a little further back Shadow heart instead of like blasting your nipples with it or you can still nuke your nips I don't care that's on you oh it's cuz there's a lot of water here still standing in enough Ste in my feet okay now where was I and push into the lightning no not quite oh well was worth a shot what is she getting blasted by for still feel like these things hit way too freely can't even catch my breath time to strike let my name be [ __ ] it boring none of that shame on you there I did it can't give up now wonder if the gods are watching me I get to re-equip my weapon next time delarius put it in your torch hand dude much more more painful than it needed to be paintings hung on the wall a true champion knows Justice and eliminates those who stand in its way restore the balance of Justice okay are we going to play Ace Attorney the Apple the painting depicts a redhaired man stealing a shiny Apple from a cart in an Open Air Market what a prick you know this Market the wide where Boulders gate citizens and visitors gather to conduct trade and wax political the child the child a redhaired man is portrayed with his cloaks Hood lowered giving an apple to a smiling urchin several other children are huddled behind the one receiving the Apple hands outstretched am I putting these in order of the induction a redhaired man is depicted in hushed conversation with a darkhaired woman she wears a cloak with an unusual symbol on it tally marks totaling the number nine well there's a weird gibberish script above this one the theft a redhaired man is depicted in the Hall of Wonders thieving what looks to be a Priceless artifact it's an astral of entrapment aha it could hold a dozen gin within it perhaps even more ooh a dozen gin it's a lot of Wishes the chase a redhead man is depicted running through the city streets a flaming fist officer chasing just behind a cloaked woman haired dark as a Raven looks on from a safe distance the Judgment a Stern judge his pockets full of coin orders a redhaired man to The Gallows a shiny Apple rests on the ground nearby hey judge you got any hints to this okay behold the paintings tell the T my judgment is rendered the thief earns his due can I see this Shadows are blocking me I need to get rid of them somehow any of y'all got some light Nature's servant AWA moon beam do does anybody just have the light cantrip I ready Shadow heart can you have the light cantrip I'm pretty sure you wait no cantrips are not part of a spell book Herm any of y'all know how to cast daylight feel like one of you does yeah there you are watch your elders end learn oh wait what am I doing enough waiting I crave blood oh [ __ ] carlac holding the mace oh well plan B always nice to be wanted no one stopped me yet Shadows are blocking me I need to get rid of them somehow okay daylight don't do it oh hi maybe if I casted it on the item itself nope let's get going my stupid ey should be able to see through magical Darkness so it's not just H time to press ahead interesting puzzle this is we'll come back to this one are you able to walk on that yeah well we're definitely not sneaking anywhere a good leader has the insight to find Good Counsel as a war reaches its end there is one who doesn't advise for the city's Prosperity find him and strike him down hold still will you Shadow heart you get him better us start a conversation oh my God I'm going have to read these things aren't I my colleague amops proposed Fair Rules of Engagement in times of war and forgiveness upon Victory are we to spare our enemies then once they have fallen into our might are we to put all hatred behind us when surrendered is offered indeed not for that uh for what shall we do once our opponent gathers new armies and amass them once again along our borders we shall wage Another War and count the lives snuffed out by our own magnet uh magn magnanimity magnanimity uh once an enemy kingdom is conquered it must be raised to the ground only then can we be free of its Spectre is that blood while dararius you got so many [ __ ] books oh my God I sort by latest thank you it's quite obvious that larger kingdoms offer benefits to All Peoples within as a kingdom grows so does its Fields its populace and its economy a few charred corpses is a worthy sacrifice if a dragon offers to share its hord after all so too should you seek Union however imperfect should a powerful Kingdom March its Army on your borders some friction is inevitable of course citizens rights might erode for instance but such lesser issues will be sanded down by the march of time such as the price of Peace okay Mr stead you are a you're you're a little little [ __ ] cuck ain't you the war was in truth nothing short of a tragedy it began as a mild altercation between the sanguin sons of Alo and vaita families regarding if you can believe it the proper ownership of a sheep farm over the course of three seasons full-blown conflict had erupted between balder's gate and victon a pointless War leaving both cities with nothing but a thousand youthful corpses to show for it have to keep going I have to use my logic brain for this one i' better do the talking little things SLI in my gr you only make one attempt per person blasted little thing slipp in my grasp shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times hold still with you almost not quite thought to be good God damn paper cut light on my feet let's do our best oh so I have to strike down the correct one yeah sorry stead I don't believe in you oh they all died that was unintended that was unintended I only wanted to kill one would I try f99 probably not I was I was never huge on f-zero nor racing games in general like I'll play Mario Kart but let's turn off the everybody else klodes thing apparently that was wrong regardless the one that says sacrifice people's rights for the greater good hold on which one did you have Shadow heart what did what did theirs say must be raised to the ground only can we be free of its spect raise to the ground seems a bit seems a bit overly uh sorry who who wrote that one hey don't Dodge okay apparently that was was the correct one what now moving in whatever the third person wrote must have been all right there's a lot of these to get through Journal of past Adventure number two all right what does this say had expected puzzles is the great worm really hidden uh behind tests of this kind I'd expect Feats of Strength yes but nothing like this like it was designed for sport thank you very useful very helpful indeed Shadows are blocking me I need to get rid of them somehow I can't just kill the judge I'm pretty sure they'd be pretty angry Shadows are blocking me I need to get rid of them somehow there he is on The Gallows ah he's flipping a coin Shadows are blocking me I need to get rid of them somehow in a prison cell the prison cell might be the correct one me I need to get rid of them somehow yeah I know I know you do but daylight didn't work and Daylight's like the strong like one of the strongest light spells let us show them how it's done no one stopped me yet no the judge has spoken the crime must be punished I get that H hey statue you got anything else to add to this cleanse the world of those who would stand in the way of the righteous but do not let such cleansing prevent Justice the Apple the painting depicts a redhaired man stealing a shiny Apple from a cart in the open Market called the wide the entire deal like justice is blind something something another step forward still so many questions with like no answers from me let's check the other test okay what do I have to lose H king queen is this L prove your strategic wits there is but one rule the dark king must fall in two moves are you a commander of armies or a shivering porn fodder for cleverer Minds pretty tricky position let's see it's been a minute since I played chess slam there that just gets stolen oh yeah you sassy [ __ ] if I go there he either takes or moves there that didn't really do enough to block his Retreat huh yeah I think that's mate again okay I guess not I need to do more chest puzzles once more Let the next chance be your life what hold up hold up oh I have three lives to figure it out oh that's my bad that's my bad I mean now I have infinite lives but for I can't imagine the pawns are useful in this situation mostly because they're not in a capturing position I have two turns I only have two pieces that can actually move multiple spaces yeah I can see why I'm moving that's the wrong one though I shouldn't have done that it's definitely it I feel like it's almost absolutely Queen into this Pond and it can't just be pursue with Queen cuz King can still you know take the queen moving the queen here but that doesn't threaten the king what would the king do at that point what would no cuz then the queen just has free reign to do like their Queen just has free reign to do whatever it wants which it could then like you know threaten my king which I would then have to respond to it needs like there needs to be threat oh yeah the bishop is the only thing like the bishop right here is the only thing blocking our King from getting like jacked up mate black king has fallen there we go may you always crush the wicked I was overing that Knight or monarch do I want a bit of fun about that you mean like a little bit of trivia I'm down okay so the remaining puzzle is figuring out how to unshroud these paintings eag for battle can you pick that up securing sealed by the Jud Shadow there must be a way to Bish it you use very specific words guys hello I want to come down now what the hell catch a break hey judge get out of out of here all right the hanging a redhaired man is depicted hanging from a Gallows as a crowd looks on you notice a child in the crowd a falling tear leaving a trail on his cheek Freedom a redhaired man walks the streets of Boulder's Gate clad in a billowing cloak he captured glimpse of a Sly smile beneath his hood and a golden coin in his hand he needs some punishment he did steal a very Priceless artifact the cell a Stern prison guard slides a warm meal into the thief's cell the redhead man has a tendai left to serve judging by the scratchings on the wall behind him oh I guess he's just banished forever I guess he's just [ __ ] gone I'm not putting that a Stern prison guard slides a warm meal into the thief's sou the redhead man has a tende day left to serve judging by the scratchings on the wall behind him and applied Le tonus the principle of the sentence being proportional to the crime you are a paragon of Justice proed all right easy peasy all we had to do is actually banish the judge thank you lelle I probably wouldn't have thought of that because I think of banishment as a very offensive action that I thought would have provoked an attack a got nothing to say with courage does the hero March fed by the taxing chains of fear a stalwart Soul must ever persevere with Insight does the hero choose guidance born of ancient wisdom proven peace not Strife the undenied conclusion with Justice does the hero rule lead not the Guiltless lamb to bloody Slaughter nor cleanse the Lion's sins in Sacred Water with strategy does their hero scheme a cunning mind a 100 steps ahead your allies close your Rivals stunned in dread worthy you are found go go forth hero Seize Your Fate and Rise great worm heart of the gate there's a lot of blood H the great worm is nothing but B memories yeah that's unfortunate can we raise him what kind of stuff does his corpse have on it uh-oh the dragon's Spirit floods your mind and memory in a power he is with you he is within you he is the dragon is inside me I am I am the dragon that spill from your mouth are not yours but the worms I am answer heart of the gate butchered in flesh risen in spirit cool I'm going to search my mind for what's possessing me ano WS his way through your mind like an Unstoppable River your body is unmoving yet thought flows effortlessly between you okay the spirit pauses and you feel the astral prism stir Anor senses the emperor's presence within it answer me facy why have you come I look for your help a deep sigh resonates within you the torrent Stills only dist disted by the dragon's next words bra my words aren't meant for you they're meant for him which one's V the emperor stirs in the astral prison and in you oh cool curious and detached B what your presence has stir me as it ever did I am awakened I have a billion questions it's been too long I have two billion questions okay maybe not that many was someone please tell me what's going on we knew each other once long ago we crossed the C together and sailed yeni we built a city by the Sea answer was my friend friend yes and more oh they [ __ ] until you killed me awkward very awkward have you come to dance on my bones ban was slaying me not satisfaction enough satisfaction no you left me no choice you had every choice you were becoming ilth I offered you merciful death you chose to fight and now you bring your throne before me hey how far has the great Bordan Fallen I am not his thall touching reunion mind letting me go Stillness anor's Consciousness hovers just above yours searching seeing dear answer enough I gave you everything borderan and you repay me in Slaughter it is time I return the favor let my bones rise and the storms gather witness Bordan the final Tempest has come I am the heart of the gate I am the one who Roars this time you will not Escape it this isn't where I thought that was going are you technically Undead he is Undead okay okay all right all right all right all right okay there there's that we got that which is cool that's very cool very neat uh I'm a disengage I'm just going to I'mma zip back this way if and you don't mind Mr giant dragon plus side oh uh just an oh wait no I can't Dash and okay well you know I can finally use these arrows of dragon slang I'm have jir go first how about [Music] that he's immune to lightning cuz he's bronze he got Wings though I don't know if they work but I don't think giving him difficult terrain will matter at all like in the slightest so being Undead I think he hates radiant damage right well you miss every shot you don't take am I right probably can't push him okay well we're just going to do one of these real quick n we don't need that all right you know what hold off and hope for the best yeah it's going to happen I suppose concentration broken cool that's that's excellent of you to do that for some reason I just doubt that's going to be very helpful I mean every single ghoul attack is a chance to paralyze is this the end game yeah pretty up there in terms of endgame end gness 9% chance yeah no we ain't doing that how about a mind blast we stunned the [ __ ] Dragon what up let's [ __ ] go Swift as my feet can carry me hey could you not no not the water merid come on [Music] probably going to be very hard to fear the dragon but I'll do it anyway glazel is the [ __ ] conqueror of Hell immune to days all right yeah you know what Undead that makes sense immune to Fright also makes sense fair enough why can't I hide it's very annoying that I can't [Music] hide mustn't be seen where the Fallen wish I could Target people more than once I didn't click the cast button that's on me all right I'm adding ghouls to the party hey hey you you I don't like your Ghoul from friends you no way no way think you need some new ones give him Hunter's Mark you are now my Quarry worm The Waiting stor areen ATT thank you for the warning hold on I can still well that was worth a shot ow red in tooth and Claw yeah I'll take that opportunity attack no rest your wicked all this hell hasn't taken any damage yeah the only people that have taken damage have been ow I think my uh ghouls are going to die that do something me me whoosh get nice and out of range don't fall get him ghouls he is is the storm that is approaching provoking black clouds in iation why did delarius take no damage from that b laelle took all the damage moving come on up yes much oof indeed many oofs were had orders I'm just going to go ahead and uh give everybody a little o got to focus how are you alive okay you going to be that guy going be that guy right now what's what's over delar I's head what is what is this affected entity has resistance to all Elemental damage apparently Lazelle had it too it just it did not matter yeah I think my ghouls are dead oh that's what those are that makes sense we need to find a way forward should probably be not in that when those happen huh okay yeah banishing him will do next to nothing we got him down pretty far all right Undead won't matter that won't matter feel okay yeah not Thunder is not a problem for you spells that alter someone's form have no effect on the entity and it has plus five to saving throws against spell that would remove it from this plane gotcha has advantage on saving throws against spell and other magical effects no choice but to keep going I think delarius is just supposed to get in there and start fighting it feels wrong but okay I guess I can't get in there anyway I guess I'll just shoot him cool nice Miss and a critical Miss that's pretty cool immune to Healing though so there's that oh she doesn't have an action okay just going to take a little bit of that and get out of the lightning strike zone real [Music] quick jir is having a rough time right now guys which sucks cuz she's kind of my healer all right I'm going to need to get that level five spell slot back cuz I need to do this oh uh there's lizel and me and hold up do I need to move well how big is this range why can't I Target dararius oh he's already targeted yeah all right let's go wasn't a lot but it was something take what you can get not but another Harvest I thought I thought wild shape was a bonus action for some reason this is going to be awkward cuz I really don't want to get hit by that lightning but I also don't want to get bit by a [ __ ] Dragon time to push my luck again again in theory I could use the blacko but if I don't start like chipping away at his health so the black ho is an intelligent save and you are pretty smart pretty smart one day I'll catch a break don't Dodge me oh I have to hit in order to God damn it that's real I'll save you I swear your hero just can't stay [ __ ] alive dude see immune to fear probably immune to push back but at least I deal some extra damage I think that's out of range of the lightning bolt we're about to find out I guess fall before my time it was not it was not out of range 60% chance to hit it's the only thing I got come on dude [ __ ] [ __ ] off can't give up got to press on take your blood comes easy these days I will ascend somebody's got one of those resist everything tonics on them I guess I'm just leaving jira oh she's also super duper dead so yeah could have sworn I had another one of those potions I guess I used it I guess I used all of them during the fight with uh Raphael fire resistance won't help probably not useful not useful all right well at the very least I'm going to spread you guys out well we have to kill him now well so much for peace desperate times and Aly oh wait it's Shadow heart that has the thing I need right there yes 36% chance Fall by my good enough can't give up not now I have disadvantage why do I have dis Advantage time to strike Iselle you got to get in there girl I need you whing and vaing all over him this [ __ ] has to die I need you to hit harder wackyy smacky slappity smack come on come on girl hit oh no I'm ready Shadow heart I need you to do one damage please please have something that can do one damage do you have magic missiles anything I gave away my Scroll of magic I sold my Scroll of magic missiles I'm regretting it so much do I have anything that's like a save for half his deck is weak you're correct on I go okay need to make sure he's resistant to pretty much everything resistance doesn't matter really not really just don't do something that he is absolutely 100% resistant to preferably don't hit laselle with it that'd be nice B what have you done I never thought I'd see him again Nitro Nick thank you for the 300 bigs finished indeed got lucky with that stun early it's not luck I chose that skill knowing that there was a chance that it would happen but yes it was a calculated gamble why did you conceal your true identity from me my true identity is the one you've known from the moment we met I concealed nothing from you I simply left out the details that were not pertinent to our cause but it seems you are interested in them you literally founded balder's gate of course I'm interested such sentimentality very well it's like I always told you I was just like you an adventurer who yearned for greatness and in Mortal terms I achieved it as captain of the wandering eye I acquired enough gold to found bould this gate I stayed for a while to watch my city grow but it was not enough I grew Restless again the Sea called to me and I ran to her with open arms I could see was not easy our last adventure was rless my ship was destroyed my crew lost but my spirit was far from broken I was determined to return in Triumph once again I heard of treasure in Moonrise I strove to find it what I found was an elith colony where I acquired a tadpole much like yours and became a mind flare enth to the Elder brain it was Ansa who found me Ansa who pulled me from the brain's domination Ansa who brought me home he sought to kill me of my sickness called on every healer he could find nearly broke his spirit in the attempt but he failed to understand I wanted no healing I was not sick simply very easily enthralled answer stel do your allies always die st's death was not my fault Ana's death was born of necessity and make no mistake I grieve them both Ansa in particular even after he had exhausted all possibility of reversing my condition he still clung to Hope I tried to convince him of My reality I was on the cusp of greatness beyond my wildest dreams but all he could see was a mind flare he came to me as I slept a mercy killing in his mind I saw the tears I felt his grief I had no choice but to kill him first it was an act of self-preservation so you like one V1 that dude over there I admire your commitment to survival but your methods are questionable there were no Alternatives in my place you would have done the same do not think that I ignorant of what I have lost when he was alive full of pep I may not regret my actions but I do regret that they were necessary while the past is beyond my influence the present is not it is time we move on two nether Stones remain in the hands of of the chosen we must find them before we confront the brain right I really wanted that dragon on our side that's unfortunate oh and jir is still dead also unfortunate hello what are we a legendary Greatsword on hit double the damage of your strength modifier this weapon grants you advantage on attack rolls against large huge or gargantuan creatures carlac I found you a new weapon lelle hold on to that dear anur dear anur I've said it thousands of time a thousand times and I'll say it again there is no cure and that's all right I'm fine more than fine I'm better than I've ever been so why torture yourself like this of course I know why remember yaal tangri you and I sailed together for months seeking the great Spire by the time we found it we were sick as dogs but you never left left my side Not For a Moment even though you could have simply chosen to fly you told me there was something about experiencing it with me through my eyes you wanted to share my passion for the adventure it was you it was you said a privilege the truth is the privilege was mine you were the greatest thing that ever happened to me onour I never had to ask you for anything but I'm asking you now to stop I may no longer feel my feelings but I know yours and yours are agony it doesn't have to be this way be free onur fly and know that even if I'm not beside you I will always have been your baleron I'll leave the letter on the corpse cuz clearly it still has Consciousness within it g jira breathe deep and move the Helm of baleron the helmet heals you two uh points at the beginning of every turn you have plus one bonus to armor class and saving throws also good stun immunity you can't be stunned also good attackers can't land Critical Hits on the wearer also good worm's Tempest and his raw hurtle through you an's essence still lives within the helm hean you with power for as long as you wear it star HS thank you for the 14 months of prime support happy anniversary I feel like going through those is going to take me back up to the surface where there's going to be a bunch of people questioning why I'm here so we're going to go to Camp real quick got to go find Withers where's he hanging out in this Camp oh he's here with's you down here where you at you bag of [Music] bones oh there you are fate spins along as it should do thou require a new Ally or mayhaps a resurrection instead Resurrection she hear a can of died then thou must return with the proper payment I have money this is the price of balance well counted by doom and dusk I strike thy name from The Archives where's the world's best vampire vampire Lord's chilling somewhere over here there he is hey you here stay here you're sure I'm positive you keep dying later then bolo what you up to it is Splendid to see you again my friend if you hadn't saved me from that mob I'd be Penning a guide to the afterlife based on firsthand experience perhaps you would Hazard a guess as to why the mob turned on me pretty sure they're all cultists and you're trying to get them not to be that is a pretty cool pauldron you speak out against the cult of the absolute it is not the eyes that I fear it is the intelligence behind them the absolute is merely the outward form of something far more Insidious the Lord of murder has returned as he did a 100 years ago Bal has set his accursed sights on bal's gate and his temple runs r with the blood of the innocent I mean you got it part is chosen and like sarok before her she is able to take on the Savage form of the Slayer if the Slayer is not stopped it will Slaughter every living thing in this city as one of those things I'm particularly eager to stop it and there is a way I have a study of the Beast by the wizard irenicus himself it contains all the knowledge needed to slay the Slayer now I just need a brave Adventurer willing to face bal's Chosen and to put the knowledge into practice gim me wonderful I can scarcely think of anyone more suitable it will serve you well a study of the Slayer penned by John nus it's one of a kind so do try to keep it away from the inevitable blood bath I need more than a book to face balls chosen quite so I was rather hoping you'd gathered all the rest of the adventuring paraphernalia yourself you'll need every Advantage I suppose I will what is the Slayer the if he starts talking in the Doom voice the dream eat Ah that's too bad it is said the children of Bal are claimed throughout their sleep ever disturbed by visions of a life of blooded and Terror once they have seen too much once these dreams Drive their minds to break they are beset by the Slayer it is a beast of unspeakable violence that consumes all in its path including the soul of the one who is host to it I am a living witness to bal's defeat those hundred years ago are you an elf so I know your battle against him is not futile he can be stopped not all of those who stood against him survived and those who did were never the same again I wish you luck my friend and I hope that when I see you again you'll be in one piece two or three at most regarding the Doom Slayer even though this child of ball has thus far been squandering the gift of their Unholy blood it seems that Ball's lash is inescapable the Graven God now has besieged them with the Slayer the Beast and the prophet and when they turn their mind is broken more broken than any uh than all my torments could ever Rend it to I spent all this time uh I spent all this spent all this while testing the captive spawn with my experiments trying to extract more of Ball's gifts from them but they have brought the Slayer upon themselves it seems that it manifests in the moment of pure hatred a Divine hatred those of mortal blood cannot fathom when the child of ball hates in a way that pleases their lord ball himself descends upon them as his uh own avatar despite all the ball spawn of candle keep has done to prevent sck's Uprising it seems father must love them dearly uh indeed to intervene personally on their behalf perhaps if I continue my routine of absorbing all the Divine Essence I extract while the spawn was my captive I can force Ball's Magics to quicken in my own blood trick the fool God into thinking I'm one of her own children one of his own children thus may I tame the Beast Beast for myself the book then continues with a detailed record of your rus' experimental attempts to transform into the Slayer what you up to will why you all chatty I failed huh the heart of the gate is dead we need to see my father he should know what happened with anel right uh Hey Lanny I guess you don't want to talk about the fact that we have literally baleron just hanging around with us okay KAG yukai thank you for the 73 months happy anniversary to you kagay yuk Kai the absolute's voice is gone but I still hear its Echoes a terrible fate for answer myself yet my hopes for the city's future have never been higher I failed father the worm is Fallen a terrible fate for an my son yet what yet my hopes for the city's future have never been higher I think he's understand you and your allies slayed the undead Terror that was once the great answer you are stronger than even the great world well you to part the storms and lead the people through you not answer are the Savior we need first you will fa the absolute then we will rebuild Boulders gate we will take back our city together I will name you Boulders Gate's nearest Grand Duke of the council you will be hailed hot of the gate talking to me specifically a [ __ ] off nepp nepo baby I will tell the citizens and the patriar of your good works they will know you carry your father's Banner uncertainty fills the air will has reached a fork in his path in which direction will he travel that's for him to choose follow your heart wherever it leaves I fought to write the wrongs of the coast to slay the men and monsters that hunt the helpless it is in the Wilds that I find my courage not in the halls of upper City Estates there will be no Grand dukee will ravengard and there will be no blade of Frontiers I am now the blade of aerus okay for as long as demons and Devils imperil the sword Coast they will be my prey then go with my blessing be fy's great defender courage Insight strategy Justice let these be the lights that guide you my son hail the blade of a verus the blade of a verus ah car lags into settles over you the Elder brain is a menace but with the blade of a verus at your side you know you can try yeah that's not what I'm thinking it is kind of funny that like Missour is just hanging out over here how you doing boys the blade of a verus a new name for a changed man yeah you came up with it yourself finally rise Within Me courage Insight strategy Justice you weren't even there I'm not to abide them but to become them ah but enough reflection for today I'm of a mind to celebrate hearty meal would do the trick a few hunks of fresh venison a round of brown ale what do you say h that sounds good though wonderful you hunt the deer I'll scr up the ale prepare your belly for a roast Al blade let's hope Gail doesn't take offense if I assume cooking duties just the once Gail's the cook oh carlac the blade of a verus we're just going I can't think of a better man than will to take up the title it's about time someone stood up to the evil Fox populating the hells come on hell yes can she wear the helmet we got it's technically Medi it's medium armor right yes medium armor bam look at her that looks great honor and we got you a fancy new sword swoosh I love the origin of everybody's special weapon taken from the uh like the like the highest like basically the the the emo Pope like the the handmaiden mace we ventured into hell to get the orphic hammer the hammer that's you know there to free the githany prince we battled a mighty Dragon to get balon's personal Giant Slayer great sword and we helped a a pirate and they just gave us this best [ __ ] sword in the game you know we saved a kid and killed a hag got it can't give up now if not over then through oh I'm no longer banishing the judge wow I had him banished for a long time anybody feeling chatty hey Lanny I don't see nobody feeling chatty yo air what's up thank you for gifting Nitro Nick a full year support Nitro Nick happy anniversary and for the next full year courtesy of a very very generous probably not a May hope you're doing great tonight dude or today it'd be today for you I suppose this morning morning that's a whole ass roast turkey must be saving that for a special occasion ah honestly I'm surprised this is where we're camping when we're in Ruins wow that is a cool looking sword though all right let's see where this leads us oh this is still the prison huh which part have I been in this part of the prison apparently I have cuz I've opened that up what's with this fake wall oh it's oh it's that I get you okay yeah okay it makes sense now let's go out through the front door just make a just make a real nuisance of ourselves okay you know this works not very loud wait no I already have Advantage why would I do that I guess we're done none of that shame on you hey y'all that killed one of them instantly the Quarter Master was not ready for us I don't think we're going to be able to talk our way out of this one have to keep [Music] going wow you saved good on you all right all right all right all right I'm immobile well as long as I can't move res have fun boys lethal um yeah I don't want you to have that eat up boys [Music] um why is everybody saving against bash where you going top all the big Folk I said topple the big folk carlac you're embarrassing me [Music] hates lightning have nobody that does like actual lightning damage oh it's poison done the wonder doesn't do [ __ ] not the strategy lel's taken more damage from him in a couple turns than she took from like Raphael in like a bunch of Raphael's turns and that's kind of weird what I am Fury I am death make way light huh I'm going to say no this is embarrassing got him no surrender I made him poop out his own brain my way you're still alive I wonder if this is worth the cost impressive with haste whatever I'm probably going to short rest after this anyway I may as well Nom Nom eat him up one of my ghouls lived I can keep going a little longer now what do they have in here hold on the Quarter Master have the key to that yes they do oh I hope nobody walks in that'd be awkward flame enameled armor gain plus two bonus to initiative role you have resistance to fire damage and plus two to saving throws is medium armor it is go to Camp I guess I have nobody here that was you know Empty Bottle potion of speed know delious will actually keep that he's actually very good with that antidote Scroll of shock and grasp I don't know potion of Greater healing another heavy chest full of meh weapons I guess guess they're sellable oh here we go happy Sunday to you as well Proto jesta I'm doing pretty all right Ste watch deliveries here we go let's let's read a thing or two about that steel watch units uh all charged activator ready for Duty according to dispatch reliable first officer blah blah blah whatever hey Lanny a mer thank you for gifting Proto jesta a sub Proto I hope you enjoy the emotes the adree experience and one of the most wonderful communities on the face of the internet welcome to the lam Maniacs courtesy of a very generous lockpicking impossible probably not a mayare why is lockpicking impossible a dull moment is it a I guess I'll just break it with Hast oo a cinnamon roll and fruit my arms are too tiny I guess I can't have the fruit the fruit porridge is forbidden solo snake thank you for the 100 Bitties just got to act three myself been enjoying the crap out of this game on PS5 this game's pretty amazing God am I actually doing like am I genociding this place I don't think I am are they all my yeah they aren't happy that I [Music] exist can't be can't call a genocide if they attack you first well you see the thing about genocide is it's not about who attacks it's about who survives r breathing despite everything hey Lanny oh I forgot to enchant my weapon oopsies have to keep going silly me midnight fener thank you so much for the prime sub hope hope you enjoy the emotes the adree experience and one of the most wonderful communities on the face of the internet welcome to the lam Maniacs greatly appreciate the support I'll go ahead and give you a level two guiding or yeah guiding bolt blast them I Fury I am death my true oh that's too bad sorry carlac also sorry ghoul car like's fine she's just angry yeah everybody's kind of angry at us another fight let's go I can't do this in combat so I'm I'm strictly spell slinging right now best be on my way but all I want to do is obstruct their path right now welcome to the slurp Zone ready moving Victory awaits I will not to no failure oh that thing has a hell of a lot of movement help ready for this I guess they're all awake now a dull moment my way bye oh it didn't blow up on them weird oh hi how did you manage to do that run through the run through it run into it yeah dummy are you in range a you didn't take the damage oh well Chop Chop Master carlac oh you're a monk monkey boy pushed him right back into the slurp Zone I wonder if waking up in the slurp Zone will be enough to put him into self-destruct range I need to move it just a little bit forward just so like it covered that entire door hello oh Lord shatter Shield's attendant d some of these guys are actually a decent level doesn't really matter though wow I pissed off this entire [ __ ] place how is he not exploding yet if it dies it instantly detonates if it dies it dies where is he on the rotation okay lizelle gets a chance to get a crack at him before that does she have a ranged attack that can do it though or she going to have to like go in there and like get nuked [Music] unclear yeah slurp Zone's just a little too far back slow who are you casting slow on four targets no none of that shame on you you are my friend for what what stop it just keep shooting him there now I now move back this is going to hurt only I can push these guys back wait I can which one of you is the most worth pushing back oh [ __ ] I don't have any movement left God damn it whatever what a waste oh no you fool oh survival is all that matters I just want everybody to appreciate the Glorious suck of the slurp Zone another step forward oh there's already a lot of blood up there too honestly I really didn't intend for this to go this way level four sure level four Thunder I have very few regrets for that none even the slurp Zone you know like it doesn't do a lot of damage anymore but damn it if it ain't effective right taste my Fury sure you get stuck in there now I'm almost there um I I guess I'll come Out Boy howdy it's trying a where do we go from here to the Glorious suckage of the slurp Zone gorilla geek think of that Bitties uh superpowers to pick from super speed but you have to Naruto run to use it ability to read animal minds but with the knowledge that every dog wants to kill you and the ability to F I already have the ability to F in fact I'm probably better at it now than I was before uh super speed but Naruto running if I'm super speed anyway nobody's going to see it and honestly I don't really care like I I don't I don't find the Naruto run that cringey St [Music] Victory awaits well that guy better make good use of his time he has he hasn't got much left at all right waiting on you st my feet I think we're done with you slurp Zone you've done a great job oh jeez yeah really weighing his options right now there's a lot of blood up there feel like I missed something why is this whole place blocked off now got to move hey I found more of them nah better avoid unfriendly eyes time to [Music] strike massive uppies got it you guys think Gort is going to be mad about this well so much for peace let's see what we catch I bet they are very confused um what no no this guy doesn't know how to use [Music] stairs WB Games copyrighted the Nemesis system from the shadow of War games not copyright patented which kind of the same thing but like rather than copyright it's more like if you want to use that system you have to pay them a license it's it's similar but different in legal senses got to move ah I can only hit like two at once that's not very fun come find me if you dare who sees me I'm going to Bonk you I'm going to dash away cuz [ __ ] you ha idiot I see I see not the fire element will hit the person in what the [ __ ] come on targeting a they had a cleric that's cute I'm going to enjoy this a they had a cleric a dull moment hey guys I can still pull you into the uh hallway right or at least right herish headache a all right now I can do a thingy I can't okay come on step over here keep going why is it like this oh cuz I have to be there man what what is the range on this [ __ ] spell forget it aoe's for suckers I don't get it carlax slow on no writer strike is over nice now for the actor's strike I no not the bow the angry sword boom survival is all that matters don't waste a step yeah I want to shoot the door good call all right this this is a nasty glitch I don't like this I don't I don't like that glitch [Music] imper is this guy going to like move like do [Music] anything got to move yeah are we done like that guy's nowhere near us oh that no still breathing despite everything taking position count on me carlac doing like the 50 meter dash here who just got added to the h blood comes easy these days these boots have seen everything I'm looking forward to when sag's strike breaks cuz that way I can actually start talking about all the media that I want to talk about again CU that the moment I don't want to cuz then it feels like I'm supporting struck Productions and you know it just feels yucky on the Move no no don't go all the way back into the initiative carlac smell blood heading there are we out okay we're out time to get [Music] going apparently we're just not allowed to go back in I don't know weird well I guess we can fast travel either way I think it's time I call it for here I got to get some rest the day I think yeah I agree shadowart I agree we'll head back to Camp actually hold up no no no no no no no no no no no we will will go to the lower City and then go to Camp I hope we aren't fugitives down there too what to do well that'll be awkward I mean it would make sense we did just slaughter a fort yeah after that we're gonna we're going to crash as long as this doesn't jump me immediately into an initiative like if I have to kill the entire city guard it's going to be a rough rough time all right we made made it to our hotel there we go all right with that I'm going to piece out for the night so I can prepare for the ties That Bind tomorrow but I hope you're all staying happy and healthy out there we're getting close to the end of the game we just need to commit to like in what order we want to take out these Lords and at what point we want to deal with uh the Emperor who we now know is I guess the founder of balder's gate yeah hope you all have a fantastic evening thanks so much for popping in and hanging out with me and for all the love and support much love to all y'all I will catch you guys on the next one peace out

Channel: Lani Arcade

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Length: 240min 21sec (14421 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 09 2023