The Saga of Delarius - 19 - A Baldur's Gate 3 Adventure

Hello everybody welcome back to more of this Saga of delarius we're in Baldur's Gate we're looking for a forge to help fix up car lack she's uh she's running a little warm a little toasty to the point that it's concerning so we need to uh fix that and make her healthy so that's what we're doing but also uh we're going to go to the coronation ceremony of uh that gortash dude and I feel like will should be involved in that so I do need to take somebody out of my party and it's probably lizelle even though she's my best tank it's only momentary though it's a lock on 606 welcome first time chatter while outrageously ordinary [Music] uh wait for me here you believe you can survive without me in the city yeah for a little bit as you say do not keep me waiting she is right though she's pretty key to my victory in a lot of ways I should also talk to you real quick run into some of your people I should not be surprised they have ever been among his favorite servants ourselves a predator playing what you might do I think she's just trying to I think she's just trying to get me to eliminate her strongest competition so that she can control everything personally that's that's what I think the Gambit she's running is seemed very experienced with doppelgangers during a little the last time I thought doppelgangers the bellspawn cerevok was using them to subvert the city government ate his rise to power Midori is more Predator than politician I think he simply wants to make us feel hunted isolated tell the lordling that Oren is watching seems that gortash and Oren have had a little falling out we should leverage that I agree she's smart I'm gonna let you know what happened at the safe house by the way it seems that a real secret invasion but I set my heart for searching for someone else too tell me what do you know of a man named mince of rashman I think I heard it hero of the time of troubles who saved the city more than once uh this isn't the ball durian alive that doesn't know that name apparently I think I think friend perhaps my oldest we've fought at one another's backs times Beyond Counting and the last time I saw him I left him to die that's awkward what happened before we ever heard of this absolute we received word of a gathering in the undercity what we found was the first dark seed of this plot a circle of cultists with mind flares in their midst sounds familiar cut off at the root but before I could send for help mins charged in alone that kind of gas he was overrun dragged down beneath a mass of tentacles [ __ ] stay and let the word of his cult die with us or leave him and live to fight another day don't second guess yourself the world takes much from those who presume to defend it sometimes you get to take it back cool so don't be sorry because I mean to use you if you're willing whoa whoa infection indoctrination eradication with your help perhaps it need not be minced either all right let's find him as simply as that for no other reason than that I asked he sounds like a powerful Ally oh the point is smooth to have to find another path I'm expecting to find someone with like some real Luffy energy to him go for it anyway well you're allowed to come along to the lowest city where Boulder's Gate truly comes alive join me that's the spirit now I have to level him up a billion times the reason I don't like having will is because he's literally the same thing as me just a like I think he's like he's a fiend warlock rather than a great old one sure which Bolt agonizing blast and I mean I get to do this a bunch of times so we'll just take those two first I respect him could but his entire story is about him being a warlock so feels weird right I do need a tank so maybe I'll actually make him a tank the dexterity is [ __ ] bro foreign [Music] madness has never done anybody any favors as far as I'm aware [Music] oh yeah happy partner bursary that's right this is the I guess this is when I became a partner that's neat oh well he can actually use Fireball so that's pretty sick foreign change your fate and add 1d10 to an ability check the vampiric touches concentration as well I guess it has follow-ups whatever [Music] or spells wall of fire is really cool wreath your body in Flames that shed light three meter radius provide resistance to fire or cold damage and re-eataliate against melee attacks but while the fire is also very good especially if I'm going to use the slurp Zone on anything oh we're getting there [Music] hey Lanny hey yo radio achievements think of the seven months of prime support happy anniversary to you holy [ __ ] ancient Death Dragon thank you for the 5 000 Bitties hi Lanny hope you're doing well first off want to say I love the boo bits and you guys at TFS did my favorite part of that is Vegeta's alternate version with nope still hate it secondly uh how have you been liking Baldur's Gate 3 so far I've been loving it so far this game is incredible probably the best RPG I played in a very long time maybe since Witcher 3. I've been playing it with my younger brother as I'm trying to show him how great DND is and the game uh and the games that are made around it oh yeah this is like the best DND simulator by far that I've ever played yeah thank you so much for the 5 000 bits I'm ecstatic that you're enjoying the boo bits man the light is just very strong and I run into too many things that are not weak against fire [Music] [Music] no it is cool that it's proficient with armor I like that any Slayer seems unnecessary unnecessary alarm resilient ritual caster Savage attack or Shield Masters killed Proficiency in three skills meh ER learn a can trip and the number you need to roll a critical hit with a spell is reduced by one this can we've managed to maintain concentration on a spell that'd be useful for delarius honestly I'm gonna go with defensive duelist why not level nine more invocations and another spell cone of cold oh my God flame strike though I ended an entire parade by asking somebody to deliver a flame strike once ah I'm gonna go calling a cold now this is just seven more HP for free but yeah [Music] sure why not let's make him jumpy just like super swashbuckling oh God I was level 10. wow we are getting close to the end game [Music] I guess now we take flame strike foreign still only four to nine interesting because it is a oh but hold up I know the problem [Music] there we go that's better [Music] yeah that's fine armor the boy up unnecessary [Music] feel additional damage to wisdom modifier to unarmed strikes not necessary maybe somebody should have these on [Music] whenever you take fire damage dealt by another creature you gained to yeah sure may as well can't think of anybody else that would use that better where Bears the absolute brand they deal one additional Thunder damage yeah boring but you can have that too there you go welcome to the party all right let's leave camp we gotta find carlak her people when they find out the monster hunter is becoming a monster well how are you downstairs already and yeah I have a very sexy glitch going on a stuffed baby beholder yeah technically everybody is wearing their armor they just don't look like it you need to find a forge what do I think of Lord Gore Tasha's still watch well I am so glad you asked Edvard I didn't oh she's practicing this is the wine festival that's neat I can come back there in a sec she wished to go to the Festival okay this map is large toggling the camp clothes a few times when I fix it I've already tried that I can get them to wear their normal clothes if I want [Music] but right now I'm just amused Mishka am I still talking to animals I am Nishka mama oh no it's damaged try to decipher the strange cat language we got there I think maybe yeah we got there speaks a feline dialect called Maria and wants to know if you're its mother oh am I your Mommy it's me my son baby [Music] I can't do anything else with that I hope they go to camp that's Cazador that one's not showing itself investigate the murder sorceress Sundries sorcery centers okay so it's not there this looks like a graveyard that gnome is frustrated and some tells me the forge Master isn't in the graveyard wait diabolic Forge that sounds promising let's say hi there you are I was wondering where you'd run off to come on I've been looking for you everywhere no surprise you'd find me renting a room off the local diabolist I suppose but you found me now and there's something I need to tell you well two things good news and bad news let's hear the bad news well what do you want to hear first Carlock good news okay I like getting the bad news one more piece of infernal iron to craft an insulating chamber that can make it possible for collected touch people oh exactly oh my God it's really happening it's been so long not the iron let's do this thing hang on I think you'll want to hear the bad news too no yeah sure but first fix me please let's make this happen well all right it shouldn't take long [Music] it can't be that bad if he's not willing to tell us while he's working that's all I'm saying same as last time you'll need to install it yourself this should do the trick so did it work only one way to find out I'm gonna give her a hug foreign I can't believe it thank you darling thank you so much it's the least I could do before you go there's something I need to tell you it's probably not important let's leave engine of yours time for the moment too hot to exist here in the material plane indefinitely oh I know you know that but the thing is there's a cure oh I wasn't making any Headway with the mechanics none at all the environment here is just too cold to sustain metals like the ones inside you so we just have to go to hell you have to return to a bonus for good all this thing is going to burn you up from the inside out sooner than you think I set foot back in a furnace zarya will force me back into service doing her bidding again I'd rather die I get that but don't rule it out the world just might be better with you in it even in a verse you ever been bud I won't stop trying to figure out a cure but at this point I think we all have to face the inevitable so it's not really a consequence of this thing getting fixed it's just in inevitability cool do you want me to it's Mike okay we're here we'll have to make the inevitable evitable then you read my mind thanks Damon really you've given me more than I could ever repay it's been my pleasure good luck both of you look after yourself all right unfortunately you're standing in a tent pole but yeah I feel you happy for you I'm so happy so I just need to find and someone to cuddle up to tonight and I'll be the happiest woman on the salt Coast doable anyone in mind I'm not sure depends who's got me in mind Withers was giving me the old eye the other night ooh weathers maybe it was just an old eye all right well we fixed that now we can go to the wine festival or the coronation you know what the coronation is probably like we should like I in a normal playthrough I would have done that before coming down here so we'll go back to that I think that's how I was told cruel words strengths I wouldn't quite say that depend on the lesson that I'm from I came to resent your tutor dude [Music] time to press ahead oh yeah we just walked right by his Patron is expecting you please make your way damn ancient Death Dragon they give you the additional 5 000 bits that look in her eyes when you say make the inevitable evitable said she wants to bang I would I don't know if you'd be able to stop me betrayed her sister and ruined the balance of things never mind not this room what you up to oh uh what do you what are you doing in here you notice the gnome slipper lock pick into his pocket ah Thief you're not a fist go on get out well I'll wake the others no you won't I can deal with you cards wait no I'm not a dick I I ain't a rat like that sure if you want me to tell them you're about to steal their belongings you get a plus 14 to this a natural one is the only way I'm failing I should have cast friends I'm no Thief going to pay it back eventually it just I needed the gold needed it for Words taking a ferry down the coast to get me home bloody Crooks that the docks are charging triple though danger money it's a joke you ever been in the water in a 5e campaign man what's got them so spooked you haven't heard an army is coming they're saying it's Unstoppable my wife said we have to stand and fight and and I can't I won't I'm not made for this maybe you shouldn't yell so much that dude's sleeping like right next to you bro get a grip you're a soldier act like one bed yeah it's a soldier they're better off without me I'm scared are you not are you done trying to crack that open a rough it was a great scrap the hungry is this the audience chamber are you guys doing backstory okay there are a bunch of these things here kins people both dorians and dearest geography thank you but joining me of this exceptional day ancient Death Dragon dude this is it I can practically taste his blood from here my father's here carlak cool your fires he must not come to harm I'm glad these two are here still Watcher will destroy us in one swipe it will not we've already destroyed one that said five of them that's gonna be a problem yeah that's what this one makes more sense let's wait to kill him I feel bad Charming carlak so I'm not gonna you're asking a lot but I can wait for a while at least let's get Baldur's Gate Safe then rip his throat out there you go please my friends stop talking about ripping my throat out for a moment please she's the one you're going through for in your playthrough I don't blame you hello my respects unlucky I've agreed not to shove my beat up yours but she's [ __ ] great I've missed your colorful turns of phrase we must catch up just as soon as I've had words with your little friend me me as for you I understand congratulations are in order Thorne's defeat hasn't gone unnoticed you're known for who you are and for that netherstone that you carry ah I'm infamous the Quakes are a clear warning if nobody steps in soon it'll free itself from the authority of the crown I expect it'll start with turning the sword coasts infected you among them a prism of yours won't last indefinitely yeah it's a little afterwards The Grand Design the Mind flayer Empire reborn if we're lucky we'll become slaves if we're unlucky well why haven't we just destroyed the brain yet has it filled your purposes so far it's a fact that can be avoided if you and I come to an understanding together we can still restore authority over the brain oh thanks emperor why is the crown failing it's not but it will not follow new orders unless the netherstones are united to give the command when it finishes executing its current orders it will be free to do as it wishes that will be bad for everyone once it is free from its shackles I doubt will ever be able to bring it under control again that would be bad what kind of understanding do you suggest there's an old wisdom a brittle Alliance can never be mended they can only break yeah Catherine gone or improved treacherous balls chosen once the nether stones for herself of course she only cares for blood and your blood and mine are of particular interest to her this is a real cocky one if she wants my blood she'll have to find me first she's literally disguised herself as two random people I've talked to so far so like that that's that's real wishful thinking on that what are you getting at Orange changes shape faster than you and I change clothes tricked you before ah you've been watching too you talked at me as well I'm well protected but she's extremely good at what she does if Orion obtains all three nether Stones she'll plunge the coast into chaos and paint the city in blood that could be fun I can't let that happen I want to lead this city to Glory not Scorch at Earth you want me to believe you mean no harm to this city I'd like to propose a pact a Divine oh just skipping over that huh spirit and flesh I Do no harm to you nor you to me furthermore you'll have nothing to fear from my steel watch while our pact stands interesting stone is yours to keep when you slay Oren and take her Stone you bring it here so the three are united once again Together We Rule faerun as kings no more than Kings gods We Rule as the absolute what the hell my father your father will do whatever you command him to like any other subject in our kingdom what do you say shall we be allies I can detect no deceit Jeff dude this Alliance could serve us well and if it does not well we need not honor it I know hmm let's be allies said the Viper to the Frog I wish to examine your body language that's probably a very hard check this less so [ __ ] I'll try it again much better gutash's eyes blink in a consistent Rhythm he stands calmly confidently he fully intends to share his kingdom with you interesting as allies it seems none of you can be trusted I'll think about it perhaps a demonstration of why you need my help will motivate you to make the right decision your Camp is compromised one among you is an imposter faceless who I can't say I'd suggest a thorough investigation you'll find I speak the truth great now I'm in the thing but who in the hell's is it you The Faceless in your Camp is like a knife with your throat remove it quickly or any alliance between us would be exceedingly short-lived how can I find her if she changes form so easily even horror has a home find her nest and slay her there for all its charms Baldur's Gate has long had a cancer at its heart a hidden temple devoted to Baal that's where Oren became what she is where she worshiped and schemed and now it's where she hides from my watches when she's not spilling blood in the streets you're resourceful I trust you'll sniff it out if the trail goes cold follow the bodies what was your plan first or in the red bloody dagger a ball causes panic in the streets through killings in the absolute name check I guess next the threat of the absolute monstrous armies formed by merkel's General Catherine Thor in such circumstances people crave strong leaders leaders that bring law order and protection leaders like me Bane's unyielding hand author of Justice you are soon to witness the people of Baldur's Gate granting me complete power over them all out of fear of next I we will declare curfew and begin infecting the masses will hear the voice of their absolute God it's really evil the faithful will do anything in the name of their God and so begins your tyranny we're in the nine Hills did you oh well he found it in the nine Hells uh and so begins your tyranny ow do you mean fair and we'll save you Defenders of the sword Coast our loyal subjects will love us don't hate us what comes next will be entirely their fault very clever more importantly just now come be witness as I make history as the first Archduke of Boulder's Gate no I'ma kill you all right then we proceed the Patriarchs await distinguished Dukes Patriarchs sorry for having that very public discussion about my plan a new chapter the fight like the people sitting in the front row could easily have heard that whole thing what did you say swear us thou by boldren's blade to defend the citizens of Baldur's Gate from enemies within and without I swear sweareth thou true faith and Fields he to the Same by word deed and decree so that none may suffer I swear gather guests grantee consent wait I have to I don't say [ __ ] the council appoints you odds Duke of Baldur's Gate I like how it says prepare to object as if like it's going to get interrupted no matter what my friends the steel watch stands ready Let its blade fall on any who would diminish our city and you are not guest will find me in my office above when you return do not come empty-handed carlak has feelings about this so there you have it Lord Envy gortash in all his glory what did you make of him seems like a bit of a weasel yeah [ __ ] always had expensive taste I don't know how anyone in this Hall could fall for this charade isn't it obvious what a chancer he is and people are scared they do what they do to feel safe and they expect these big metal monsters to tuck them in at night while the absolute knocks on the gates If Only They knew the truth the Dirt 3 orchestrated all of this I mean a few of them had to have heard that I wish this city the people running it we're smarter than me gortash isn't their salvation he's the monster at the gate I mean we know that but honestly the person that gave him the power like the person that gave him the power is already under control so it's like oh wait hold on oh yeah you can't use that because he's using armor herder I don't even know why I took that no hey Duke truest of yeah I was there when you got the brain slug dude connection your parasite communes with his then Falls quiet father my dearest boy the hells have touched you but you've come to me just as gorta said you would a true Soul no less Father and Son Unstoppable generals you and your allies will usher in a new dog uh uh and you're done is that what you call tyranny the absolute brings to a Baldur's Gate I'm here to help you fluoric sent me help the Black Widow caught you in her web Floric chose Shadow over light her betrayal burned deeper than the fires of a furnace it's been punished for her lies don't let her get to you punished Gods what has he done let's find out I mean I saw her in prison in an alternate timeline I'm gonna continue but I'm it actually means I'm doing something oh God I'm making a roll that's an infuriating glitch I hope they fixed that soon within Raven God's memories you find salafloric she is confined in a Cell right here in worm's Rock now that's just me seeing an alternate timeline are you ready this new dawn is a lie by gods what have you made this city it is a hero if not an actor for the greater good tears abandoned Helm's eye trade this gate will soon burn bright a beacon to light the heavens gortash and I will ignite the final spark and that true soul is the greatest of goods no this isn't him this is the tadpole talking for a brief moment uncertainty clouds his mind then dissipates the astral prism vibrates in Concord what nonsense is this the prism Quivers once more Raven God withering as I said Baldur's Gate will ascend to Real's first and only Grand City wisdom crawl on your tadpole explore Raven guards uncertainty wow that's easy first comes a vision of Terror the city of Boulder's Gate taken by a lithids but beyond the terror there is hope you see a beaming Raven guard presiding over the sunlit city applauded by the people of people at peace through Raven guard lurks somewhere in this infected mind seeking freedom seeking Victory have we finished then I don't know how much deeper into your brain can I okay I guess we have Sprint thank you so much for the hundred Bitties Baldur's Gate gonna win with Village of the year or we'll be up or will be up to our balls in crusty jugglers the big bushy beard to him my father's voice speak those words Like a Stranger wrapped in his flesh but there's still a glimmer of him in there calling for release I know it I won't let the absolute keep him this is my pledge all right as my feet can carry me I guess we're done up here we'll go talk to your Patron on our way out good night that's right but why why why my great uncle's name thank you Vic weave intest occasion I'm sure you agree I've had enough mazura what do you want your attention little pup nothing more and you'll be glad to give it watash has heard your father relocated I mean he was up there last time I saw him what do you mean what are you playing at devil rude partial Observer this is gortash's game a murderous one the way I hear it [ __ ] your dad's good as dead pop and to think there's no way to save him oh is there oh you gonna be like that I know enough I'll be in your Camp if you want to work something out she's up for renegotiating that contract well this is awkward and it will Curran funnel knows where it doesn't belong I've dreamed up some risible scheme by all the hounds of the hells what is she planning foreign [Music] taking your father do you think huh got any good ideas I couldn't even fathom a guess though I doubt we'll need to wait long for answers and go ask for cash when we're able Missouri will be waiting until then may my father keep safe whatever Coop he's been flown to I really expected to have to fight something at some point here I mean I could have who's my favorite character guessing it's karlak karlak is pretty amazing she is like the best cinnamon roll I can't see her as a romantic interest in this playthrough though she's way too much of a cinnamon roll for like delarius he's wait like he's too conniving and cynical okay what's up with strange beggar lumbar zombie and Decay hangs over the stooped Beggars form smile of rot the smell of death a Revenant maybe gold first then you can hit me cheap price for allowing someone to beat you up Josh too much be put you harder then they take the gold back besides I've taken off punches for free at least this way I get paid something so you having a guard or not I don't feel like it move let someone else ever go get out of here [ __ ] you two must submit to Lord God if you are to be saved I'm good on that I think what's this say our readers ah they're printing a news printing a whole news good luck with that Free Press in a tyranny usually doesn't work out aha step back civilian setting up a wine festival can be dangerous setting up oh struck me I've got so many wine barrels to move so many I believe you I guess nothing's happened at the wine festival just yet it may be more pertinent later I am gonna go back to camp us we got a lot of questions here we're like now there's an emogus happening doubt it's either of them because they've been a pair this whole time well it could be her but I doubt that uh Oren would have been just like [ __ ] with uh what's his nuts that whole time she might have though my guess is Jahira she makes the most sense hey bud I hope you're keeping well friend it's obviously scratch no it can't be scratch what scratches the trailer it's kind of like that Meme where um it's a spin on that like meme where the people are staying at the party and the one dude's standing alone is like nobody knows I'm blank but it's just a picture of the wolf dog from the thing it's like nobody knows that I'm the thing [Music] let's talk yeah no you stay here are you sure the blade stands at the ready I am now that you've called yourself by the third person again yes I'm absolutely sure and just when things were warming up [Music] you smell very delicious but I will not bite you I love the emphasis in his words there noise here the cave smells smell delicious but I will not bite you foreign but my it would have been nice to flush her into the colony's flesh pit join me as you wish she's my Prime Suspect for uh certainly waiting Doppel but what about Allison he was in the goblin camp for a while I guess it depends on how like how much her shape-shifting ability works flame blade Contra flaming Scimitar in your hand that deals one uh three to 18 fire damage and sheds bright light three meter radius and dim light and six heat metal is always kind of fun Spike growth is always good though oh nevermind these are just spells that I know I don't need to prepare [ __ ] getting two spells that are always prepared hold person and Spike growth yes rear image and Misty step blur in silence dark skin hold person invisibility past that Trace Mirror Image Spike growth helps arrowed hold person in spite growth sounds nice hold person is very good need another cantrip hey how about produce flames oh you don't have any extra like only give one things huh was there a thing that just gives one to wisdom I can't remember observant I don't see observant on this list anyway resilient increase and ability by one to a maximum of 20 gain Proficiency in that ability saving throws I think she's already proficient in wisdom saving bro though is the problem as a druid right so it's kind of a waste oh well I guess it's just this and then add one to con because we're gonna get another one that I can take on the Constitution ones I suppose so she can concentrate better sleep storm and call lightning sounds good call lightning and plant growth call lightning and flight probably sleet and call lightning that sounds very useful typical trillion no longer slows you down gain one level three spell slot uh restored on a long rest can become Panther and Owl bear cool easy or spells are the circle of the land minor Elemental and ice storm freedom of movement and confusion polite and Wall of Fire minor Elemental grasping Vine freedom of movement and polymorph Stone skin dominate Beast conjure minor Elemental grasping Vine greater invisibility dominate boost some of the giant Vine capable of dragon creatures toward itself sure think of a movement's kind of boring I really like wall of Fire protection from Poison is boring heat metal is good very fire leap long Strider create destroy water speak with mammals healing word is always good to have more of Contra dry it oh that felt good beam yeah new feet durable Constitution by one there's another one that I really liked War caster oh but it doesn't give me the additional Constitution yeah [ __ ] she's a durable one now [Music] class features one level four spell slot one level five spell slot conjure Elemental wall of stone planar binding Mass cure wounds insect plague Focus attack everything within range make the area difficult to rain and impose disadvantage on perception checks greater restoration is always fun contagion poison a Target possibly afflict them with the disease of your choice I wish I had more info on that disease thing Throne of colds I like insect plague and Cloud kill good Berry now Thunder Wave meh and Tangle meh daylight [Music] no level threes only upcast the level twos and stuff [Music] such a weird thing to spend a level one spell slot on I mean I know it's useful for lightning things but I don't know man it's a building sure why not oh God I had one more level [Music] get another level five spell slot improve wild shape you can make two additional attacks uh after making an unarmed strike while in WoW shape cool fine you can also have that oh but it's touch that's so weird yeah sure I'll keep Contagion again why do you want freedom of movement so bad okay there we go I actually don't really care what your wearing and stuff so still breathing despite everything there we go and we are now traveling with G MILF Jeremy Thompson think of the 500 betties for the sacrifice scream uh not to compare but you and Sabbath really make cheats go for it oh man you kind of have to and thank you so much I I do my best to live up to such a massive character what are you up to mod what's and flowers they do Wonder brightening up the greens I bring fresh ones to my husbands every few days admit it you're Orin what used to the dead have with flowers They're not for the for that I put flowers on my husband's grave for me to remember the good from the bad we get on better now than when he was still alive why does she have such evil music playing thank you here what would you would you like some weapons potion of feather fall also sounds useful I still end up paying I pay Goods I give her good steal for that come back in I don't trust her what's up with you you're talking a lot excuse me what are you a child also what who are you raising my big brother got it keep watch all right young yet necromancer man [Music] l [Music] the air crackles with power before fizzing out the child has power but lacks control you could be good I can feel your shadow give my brother back good good Young Apprentice you're looking for a raise the dead is that bam now we're emperoring this Come Thou child I don't think this can be cast as a ritual so I'm not gonna she nods Along enraptured by your explanation [Music] let me try again man emote [Music] hey she did it wow she did it real good she did the [ __ ] out of that I am an excellent teacher is what I'm picking up from this if I'm correct oh wow he's not weak to fire I thought the undead hated fire you hate fire guess I'm mistaken for some reason I thought they hated fire well one thing I do know is that they are not good at deck save so we're just gonna I'll protect the child [Music] I'll move over here never a dull moment probably a bit much for the slurp Zone but what about their Lego mortar Gracie you stay back I don't want to accidentally like get normal people sucked up in this yeah that was fun yeah they hated that you know Fireball you don't seem to insect plague could be fun as could ice storm I think this guy resists like almost all elements yeah I I think we're good delirious yeah carlac let's get in there let's do some smashing back breaker Grand Slam aye hey hold up uh let's get angry so we can afford to at least twice more is this worth getting angry over yeah probably not King Kong banana Slama vile creature you just where you at no rest for the wick is the level three necromancy I'm not wasting a counter spell on that that thing's gonna die in the wall of fire it immediately died oh yeah all right hold up can't attack what can't be seen I'm gonna hit you with a level two kaboom fight let's go I can just pull them all back into the fire or I could just shove his stupid ass in and his stupid ass hey you didn't get pushed what's up with that ow fire hot woman's game let's let the zombie go it's gonna die what happened whatever it takes these things have stayed interesting hey What's your deal tell me Sarah if you leave a poisoned cake in a Pog and a child dies from eating said cake are you respect able for the child's death Maybe in part for the child's parents share the blame what ignorance is that they kill him for have mercy on your soul hey she had a lot of potential foreign I'm sorry is your name pookums to me I told him it's naughty to play in graveyards who named you pookums are your parents also dead is that why your name is pookums hey pay them a visit oh go for it hairline pluck and Colac cliffgate my parents hi mum sorry I haven't visited I've been away back now and I brought friends hi I miss you so much but I'm happy and getting up to some really important [ __ ] maybe you can see for yourselves I don't know you're with me here anyway taters that's a little personal my ass got the diet I was a teenager when mum passed bad fever a good healer could have saved her but she slipped away before we found one who'd take our gold dad went a few years later he was on an errand for work traveling the Risen Road his car overturned and caught him just so hmm that's rough I was on my own after that fell in with gortash not long after if my folks had been alive they would have sniffed him out straight away but they weren't mum used to say there was no such thing as death that there was only change dad thought that was a load of woo but gone meant gone unless you struck a deal with one of the Gods said he had better things to do in life than beg favors of Immortals I'm not sure what I believe the ultimate mystery there are many possibilities but we'll never know until we get there something to look forward to a bit morbid but true all the same here lies plus cliffgate beloved husband and father that no kidding it's a grave oh this metal pipe though hey lady you are not okay then you're really gonna [ __ ] hate this bruh I thought I was done for him lady Luke bless you yeah that'd be a shitty way to go uh uh Lady Luck didn't help I did Ai and I'll return the favor you see an angry looking baldy don't filter I did for a bunk mate Stones already calls himself more like Stone shies I'm gonna get buried again for that one probably heard of him he's a gang boss right the very one and my idiot self didn't realize till it was fingered deep in his pockets won't be making that mistake again look I ain't got much in the way of thanks but the stiff below there's some fancy dude does you're welcome to them I'm not sure you're the person uh whatever I'm gonna do it anyway not it's technically not the hey a lying [ __ ] he left me nothing yeah sure let's go into a mortuary that's bound to be something cool less cool than anticipated honestly I'm sorry for your loss but it will be a 10 day before I can take your departed maybe more overloaded here just before then treat the body with Jasmine honeysuckle whatever you can get looking for a grave by the name m Kerwin thank you he hasn't had any visitors in a long time just want to pay my respects it's important to remember those who have gone before us I wish there were more like you yeah is that him do you know of another graveyard we could use I do but they struggle as we do rest in peace Janina beloved mother Gone Too Soon must be in one of these gorion oh this guy yeah this is this is imposing wait am I allowed to unlock that like legally I see no issue I wonder what the next move is I love that thing just stop me yeah here lies Lord Gregorian gorion first High Constable of Baldur's Gate the city's protector what do you have on him can I just can I just not and save myself the trouble oh wait [Music] kind of boring otherwise though what do you mean too heavy he's bones moving in hey does anybody notice that giant hole in the wall oh hell no thanks for the raid dude hope you had a good stream crumbling walleye we're in a different Mausoleum now wait hold on I just saw the Trap delaria saw that one right did you hear you have good wisdom what do you see Let There be something green there is work to do on I go foreign just gonna snip these wires real quick it looks like a trap how about that fake wall in front of us that look like anything I don't like that work to be done moving oh garlic you want to take you want to take a swing at it not that way easy place is hungry for blood easy the place is hungry for blood what is she saying that I'm not oh she's seeing the gargoyle heads all's well that ends not as bad as bad as it could have these boots have seen over okay nothing else to oh all right everybody else stand back at your command actually hero you're the most uh okay Jahira open the sarcophagus oh you gotta be strong for this let's see wampity wamp what a Chama garlak you open it there you go the huge Mausoleum Golden Key and that's a delirious found a skeleton oh a plus three Shield send that to Shadow heart Legacy Neil with the weight of all you value at his feet and he will reveal himself I was out of my mind um well it hits I have to keep going I'll try that thing Oh I thought it glowed is there a kneeling action no everybody come here see if you can find the uh fake wall okay found another key what do I do about this okay maybe not so obvious fake wall but it's still an obviously fake wall interesting death and Resurrection yeah old hat oral histories of faerun hot Journey Through the Jungle part of the oral histories I bet apparently I was allowed down there anyway this tombstone has been vandalized its original wording replaced with vampires are real Ariel hmm down there I put a candle in the box with her she never liked the dark oh yeah started an underground fire kid actually no it probably would have been starved for oxygen long before that can't afford to stay idle I'm seen ah fudge Drew get back out back out back out back out back out back out back out we weren't doing nothing just happened M Kerwin treasured oh that's the one I wanted settling matters with nine fingers can't do that right now what if I was hiding I'm friendly looking oh hey what the [ __ ] you want Mobis [Music] are you Mobis Kerwin Decay hangs over the stooped beggar's form of rot the smell of death always hides from me she likes to play a bit old to play hide and seek aren't you stories of the May but I will find her cool have you no one else no other family let's let her rest in peace I could leave her out here alone she was always happy to see me find her I'm best of luck with that never wanted the easy path the [ __ ] you looking yeah what's he doing get them sausage fingers off my crate uh hi what are you doing my father's grave this one sounds more fun 25 yeah we're [ __ ] going for it plus we're friends hey yo I know bones in there I just don't I was up to join the absolute oh who knows what else now you can keep Daddy's goal just don't blame me if he comes looking for it whatever comes I'm ready I just need you to hide okay I just need to succeed all right we're done here just a wee bit of grave Robin interviews politics gossip what's this place about it looks evil the devil's been well what do you play hmm mostly the same children's rhyme I'm better to whistle and I can play all right new fast travel Point unlocked lower City Central wall another shop over here gloomy fentonson what's up gloomy you in need of protection friend what am I saying everyone's in need of protection don't be shy this armor can't keep you alive if it's sitting here with me I I let's take a look very rare medium armor and your dexterity modifier to your armor class additionally this armor does not impose disadvantage on stealth checks okay we found Shadow Hearts new get up what's her current wear foreign yeah it's just better very [ __ ] expensive though there you go I'll send you these Invasion plans I don't really need them want a lantern that's probably not enough [Music] oh yeah these pointless monk boots that I'm never gonna have anybody wear see what is this she's wearing 17. That's Heavy Armor though he doesn't even have that much gold left found some leather boots on a corpse I think I can buy it for uh Shadow heart she can reimburse some of it I have like no use for this either there you go you can have that living amulet give me that for shadow heart the things I do for love the way I see it you've got the folk who invest in quality armor and you've got the corpses who tried to play it cheap all right thanks elf Jesus [Music] ah that looks much better honor more interesting to probably sell that armor done some armor then learn to swing a sword you can manage the extra weight that is I almost got into his inventory right yes he's in the rebate so he's got a dangerous air to it these days thank you Harbinger thank you DBZ Mike oh is this the person that sells weapons Carlock cliffgate that can't possibly be you can ah friends discount for Sore Eyes where the hell's have you been girl last I heard you'd run off to Neverwinter and that was what 10 years ago Neverwinter who told you that how do you recognize her as a tiefling said you didn't even give notice Frick but never mind that look at you the years have been good to you I won't lie they have let them catch up on erupted let them have their time first thing first you saw the news didn't you about Archduke gortash we were there dark fast I got out while my soul was still intact started working for an arms Merchant still in the trade as you can see like my fella Gregor that way we've been together eight years now and Carla even a little one on the way [Music] incredible congratulations huh you're going to be incredible Gods I hope so even after all these years it seemed to happen so fast but now that you're back in town you must come to ours all of you will have a good supper catch up you can meet Gregor I'm the little one in a few months are the two of you together oh no yeah just mates very good mates thank you for the EW by the way it's lovely have dinner with you and Gregor we're in the city on some urgent business but can I come find you when it's all settled I'd love that meanwhile if you're still in the business of intimidation you should take a look at my stock we will new bow the dead shot improved critical number you need to roll uh critical hit while attacking is reduced by a one this effect can stack wielder doubles their proficiency bonus when rolling ranged attacks with this weapons unless they have disadvantage holy [ __ ] that's a good bow that's a really good bow [Music] [Music] teleport wherever you fire this Arrow yeah what do I have for you nothing really I feel like I've sold most everything I'm probably never going to use some of these though so I may as well just sell a bunch of them because they're just eating up space great to have you back Carlock finally a new bow looking ahead I have to give her that Arrow as well in fact all the arrows belong to Shadow heart he's the only one with a bow [Music] [Music] I haven't tried looking at that again recently carlag wants to talk hope that wasn't a lie I hope we do get to meet up with Fitz when this is all over as long as she doesn't have a breeze in her head save the city then save myself and last but not least dinner with an old friend what more could you ask for fair enough let's be on my way yeah yeah we were just talking to her another animal to talk to hunt oh have you come to swear yourself you should Rush by my poor chares as in shares his caress yes and no your kind has lost their way in their worship with the feline of Felicity you only hold to a bassist tenants now will you heed our mother's call and bolster her as she crushes the even absolute beneath a Divine pour this cat has a great sense of purpose holy [ __ ] I pledge myself to charest yes yes together we shall spread the word of the Wonder in our every four step I will sing a name in this street and you will bring her prayers to those suffering two legs instead of four praise your s a great creature beehive foods and wears Mr needle [ __ ] this place is I mean it's it's it's the main it's the city the game's named after but holy [ __ ] is it big uh latvarian think of the hundred Bitties Alan Rickman and Tim Curry did the Fusion dance and ended up as that cat so it would seem hey Lanny Jeremy Thompson thank you for gifting Vic weave their sixth month of support happy anniversary Vic weave courtesy of a very generous Jeremy Thompson 529 what are you guys up to I'm off the clock do call or I would would you just call me for this blithering idiot if you've got business at the counting house it's just down the road Counting house gotcha oh that's a cool restaurant Tavern whatever the blushing mermaid what here ye Boson no piss in her [ __ ] oh you break it you pay for it any fighting and Captain Grizzly has shank here got it yes what if I really need to use the latrine then piss in your cup like the rest of us ew good welcome to the blushing mermaid s [Music] Captain Grizzly you said you're gonna shank somebody whoa you have a high level go away hey which of you has restoration of restoration right not like that how can restoration not cure a hangover this will work what's up did that work that didn't work man what a waste of a level five spell [Music] secured her cancer she didn't know she had all right awesome everybody else want to make it that is curious also illegal for us to dig apparently slow butt cinnamon and pumpkins Breeze must be blowing in land today bringing in the stench of The Foundry foreign where's that sound coming from over here oh there's training this city has been in a downward spiral for too long oh he's too hoity way too tidy and the street Vermin dare to deny it I'm just taking a tour of this damn City it's intimidatingly large can I deface it apparently not wow hey I think we found your place sure uh uh Shadow heart yes the house of grief [Music] chatter you want to chat with these ladies you know I okay hold up she should probably be dressed for this really modest okay you are in the right place you enter it once she has been awaiting you The Voice us down hey what's ever we've been we've been awaited the house of green eaten whether you'd even show up and face the consequences of your actions I assumed you tried to flee like a craven spam your Venom I'm sure the Mother Superior will have plenty of her own all in due time let us pass I said in due time first you submit to the mapping of the heart only then can we know what is to be done with you the [ __ ] is that mapping up they said heart I'll remain silent follow me thank you have a seat the mapping will begin shortly it's like a physical like a spiritual physical the heart can reveal the World though yet there is another here whose need is great that voice and I'm me I think I'm supposed to do this yeah probably it makes more sense for you do you know why you are here there is something I lost no had taken from me my family my life I want it all back loss is a gift girl do you still not understand that give me the true answer what is your purpose in being here Revenge I don't know that's on you the artifact I was sent to retrieve it at any cost and who tasked you with this Mission the Mother Superior of it's you give me the honor of my name in full I my memories I know what's in that head of yours better than you do girl brain slug my name Mother Superior lyconia DeVille you still have the wits to recognize your betters good likeonia De Vere if only Shar would bless me with the forgetting of your face always a pleasure to see old acquaintances but he would be wise to not interfere in what is to come now descend you have much to answer for oh projection let us find her in the flesh then so I can give her a hug is the jumping necessary lady okay I guess it very much was interrogation training next I wonder I love the sound of lock picking apparently we're allowed to lock pick it so 15 more like nothing so that's Progressive another step forward that's the interrogation training going any clown body parts I still need to find the rest of the clown interrogation in three levels manual for sure and interrogations described three levels induce stress how to break their bodies optional physical and lethal spirits it wasn't always it emphasizes I can almost hear them it emphasizes a listing information over punishment and causes the interrogator against uh cautions the interrogator against becoming emotionally involved in the process either sympathetically or sadistically oh torture respect so much I can't remember yet if I picked up these implements I'd know exactly what to do I mean most of them kind of speak for themselves want to add to it yeah I'm kidding I'm sorry this is not the time for that let's get on with it let's see what my touch can do no time to rest infiltration training has adjustable watches Helm Rich Arcanist helm and is that so you can see how other people see ah hat of eminent giggles oh it's disguises I see there's no time to waste let's pop you open cunning disguise can serve a warrior of the dark lady better than any other Trixie one what they always told us not that Trixie I'm so glad I respect her into Thief might find something useful might be useful still alive still alive what the hell catch a break yeah you people in your [ __ ] massive caves oh stolen childhood spent in these holes from the superiors because Century Frederick keep going Mother Superior is expecting you that's so Frederick well the superior will deal with you all right pube head okay level four level seven level four level four oh I don't wanna week they already heard how you disgraced yourself before lady shark oh she's got a sickness but it is quite another thing for them to see it for themselves I am very glad you decided to return a cautionary tale such as yours will be studied by Lady Shah's initiates for years to come but perhaps I can make a case for some small measure of Mercy give me the artifact and I can at least make enough I don't answer to you not anymore I'm here for my family that's right I know what you did I know what you did it's not going to be quick prove yourself and you squandered it I guess we're going straight into a fight huh why is the artifact important to you like seriously why is I get why it's important to some people but why you Whispers reached my ears from all Corners potential Rivals of Lady Shah all vying for the same price a new God amassing the disaffected the outcasts those who should turn to us this absolute is but an upstart disturbing the natural order and threatening to impede the Glorious return of Lady Shah's pure endless Darkness had to act I had to strangle that foul conspiracy while it was still in the Cradle we learned all we could the artifact was the one thing the absolutists feared the one thing they desperately wanted to keep out of their enemies grasp I had to have it I thought you could best the absolute to get I mean obviously they did they're in the service of a God that's stupid sure bid you do all that she is a goddess she can afford to ignore that which does not threaten her I must keep her faith alive in Mortal Hearts I must defend her ways lead her children stop all threats even if I must go against her wishes I will prove myself her most loyal servant Shah doesn't care she was always going to use you and discard you but now I'm going to deal with you first Charles forces your allies in the battles to come sorry she's kind of my girl as you like that's about right no need to fight for let's try out our new bow oh she's sanctuaried boy some of these guys got a lot of [ __ ] else nice crit nice crit good crit ER let's hide for the rounds yeah go get very mad teach you to take care of the [ __ ] behind us can you do that Carla can you do that for me I'd appreciate it greatly ow survival is all that matters okay now oh I've already used this today the black hole would have been very useful right about now I feel like I can't use the slur pole until everybody's in a spot where it would be useful so this is actually real awkward um so I could try dominating the strong like one of the stronger among them seven four seven four already hit him seven seven wasn't there an eight on my way in I thought there was an eight somewhere we are about to get attacked a lot wasn't that guy level eight whatever he'll probably show up later I think right now it's uh is it Conjuring us you know just it's a whole turn though the whole turn that could be blasting also doing this without lizelle is going to be uh interesting all right let's see what they do charm I'm sure [ __ ] well there's my reaction [ __ ] hey she's hidden I am lady carry on my wayward shark hey [ __ ] you okay okay I need to even these odds somehow where's my what's my biggest conjure spell oh it's probably level five huh yeah I really shouldn't have burned that earlier huh oh well live and learn she had druid well that's a nice big group of you [ __ ] idiots save from the ice but shouldn't that still hurt what are all these things unless her chosen disciple gain 7 to 56 hit points every time they use Channel divinity heart form Terror wolf this Charon knows your fears and has Twisted them into uh Twisted to become one of them okay this is this is some Batman level [ __ ] I see sunlight sensitivity that do no damage to you I thought the ice did damage oh well [Applause] [Music] it's time for Atlanta maniacs and our ball used to the max some bunnies got your facts your subs so now relax We're Animaniacs North Country Nick thank you so much for gifting five Subs to the community welcome to the land of maniacs and happy anniversary you lucky lucky five people gifted a sub by the very very generous North Country Nick haha you fell dummy I thought the ice did damage though I swear it did damage [Music] a bow woof please stop ow bastards actual bastards the force Must Die [Applause] oh it's gonna be my turn eventually just you [ __ ] wait oh you're gonna be very sad on my turn delarius you go first my friend because we are going to take a little trip over welcome to the slurp Zone [ __ ] I'll be over here what's this ah see she's taking 20 damage so far I think she's all right there hey you missed idiot sorry I have to recast that now cause that guy was being a jerk oh she gonna have to walk into the slurp Zone to do this I hope not oh yep she did oh she casts on herself too yeah that's not good that's that's dumb of you Shadow heart why would you do that see I got two bonus actions counting action disengage cutting action Dash then we'll just stand where we're blinded instead of where we're blinded and dying welcome to the slurp Zone oh you dick how dare you know how to jump all right she's getting [ __ ] up pretty hard see what's Wild shape wild shape is is it an action or a bonus action oh it's an action [ __ ] what is natural recovery outside of combat that makes sense well she's likely to die hold on hold on unable to heal yourself right now why why am I oh bone chilled that's rough foreign [ __ ] I can't cast it into because it's too dark um this is in fact quite awkward well I can at least try this wait a shadow heart in the way of that ah [ __ ] I think it's just wild shape then be real mean to Shadow heart to be a wolf right now just a cat an L bear sounds nice and big [Music] don't you jump too now I'm gonna go back this way ow why did I do that see me hahaha immune to Blind that's impressive I just need you to get stuck in the slurp Zone yeah still in only I still had the uh if only I still had black hole once you cast on me bone chill I think I have to counter spell that or else I might lose my concentration no [Music] no okay huh there we go disengaged now what are you Afflicted with Wayward heart uh affected entity will be automatically critically hit by viconia's attacks and it has disadvantage on wisdom saving throws cool cool that sucks it starts its turn in a lightly or heavily obscured area which is everywhere cool I mean just about everywhere I mean path is interrupted by the owl bear well so much fun I'm gonna have delarius do his thing first I think I'm gonna push that wolf back in he's frightened he can't move idiot you big [ __ ] dum-dum that's what I think of you am I still bone chilled oh I still have giant strength on what's that like I'll be over here idiot suck my dick yes we have a sip of that and then I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of century Frederick is that worth it Frederick is the move I should be using with you right now is there a way to shove them back with her abilities hmm honestly restoring a level six spell slot sounds really good wait no I only have up to four why would I restore a six oh and I have to move to do that now stupid blind stupid Darkness I'm gonna up my AC a bit honestly it's probably just blur and make them work for it oh you already had your turn all right look at this is worth the cost and boom all right everybody else now oh they hate you well there goes blur [Applause] did you just now stay in it stay in it die you [ __ ] [Music] your hair is dead [ __ ] I hope this doesn't break my concentration foreign nope still concentrating cool so plus side if your hero was the Doppler not a concern anymore got one man they hate her seems to be going poorly it's fine this is fine we're fine this is fine just we're just stuck in a situation where we can't heal and can't really move but it's okay because we have a cunning action that allows us to disengage okay oh I need to okay they hate radiant damage unfortunately I can't do a radiant Ward I have things that do rating damage but nothing in like a massive area right now I think I just have to upcast not enough come on really really really really really really really really stupid Darkness ah continuous plant you have any bloodless potions that would be really good bad now doesn't look like it oh well if I'd taken a long rest before this fight this would be very different time to boost my luck again I think I can still win it doesn't look good but it's also like you know press ahead dog let's get hashtag blessed I don't need to be as strong as a hill Giant oh God they're serious about this dude she's already down I'm gonna [ __ ] you up wolf yes walk through it kind of no need foreign delarius going here I don't think I can lure them back to the slurp Zone but you know it was there for uh for some fun times while it lasted okay nah I'm just gonna miss anyway like a joker I'm not gonna bother can't heal this time around so we're just gonna have to do some big old bonkeys you do The Honky bonky and you beat the [ __ ] up 69. forget it was days do again has disadvantage on wisdom saving throws can't take reactions loses the dexterity bonus to their armor class eh not very useful right now I have a chance at actually killing this one close but no cigar you go away choice but to keep going okay what do I got Eldritch blast always a winner three to nine to thirty seven not enough foreign and I'm gonna go this way and say hi to my friend down here by hi to my friend I mean I'm gonna give him a nice little shove down the stairs like that nerd he is [ __ ] nerd what do you want bad doggy oh you're Charmed I really needed to heal next turn you [ __ ] thank you man hunger pad are still up okay karlak I don't know if we've been in tighter spots than this yeah we can't heal though because of cannot regain hit points so 36 health I wish I had my King Kong banana Slama left alas tis not to be at the moment I think we killed the ones that we can't kill does anybody have a blood potion any of the Dead ones have a blood potion bloodlust Potion No No I can take that back potion of invisibility probably won't be super useful here sorry trying to see my way through this possible but difficult a two-turned slumber she'd die by then poisoned Apple probably not super useful I have another like I could have sworn and had another potion of heroism somewhere just lying around you know guess not even like a speed potion or something hmm oh she has an elixir of heroism that might be what we need let's get rid of you real quick and then will El cabang you as well I believe saved against that that's too bad okay puppy you're not allowed to attack me till later so here's what we're going to do I'm gonna go up here what's his deal six to Fifteen so one blast will never kill this guy unfortunately two blasts is highly likely to though just give you a nice push hey Lanny no longer Charmed what a shame foreign months happy anniversary [ __ ] stop actually hitting into the hunger stay in the Hunger yeah stupid wolf well this is very awkward okay psychotic backlash [Applause] man you fool now let's see here I'm gonna give you the Razzle Zazzle and give you the get the [ __ ] out of my face so far little by little we're kind of getting there I'm gonna heal while I'm allowed to I think sorry carlak yes run back through the hunger [ __ ] idiots no no I ain't giving you the satisfaction where are you Shadow stepping too dummy in traffic Ward okay this could be a problem if I can get them all in front of me somehow do I do that because uh mind blast could be nutso I need to channel them somewhere what is this it's just a movement speed uh no fly please who want to Fly Like an Eagle to the Sea um where'd he go they look pretty nice she got [ __ ] up I don't know that looks like a pretty tight line to me these guys just need to be a bit closer wait a minute they ended combat you [ __ ] know it's okay I can play this to my advantage how many revivifies do I have I only have two [ __ ] it God damn it I really didn't want them to ugh I'm just gonna do what I should have done take a long rest first also bring Lazelle because yeah [ __ ] duh honestly I feel like I I had that combat I had that foreign had returned to the underdark but instead she brought her swordedly depart away for a moment yes I'm positive lizelle I feel I'd like you to join me it is done wanted the easy path my face protects me oh we gotta have some conversations here it looks like oh right she said she'd be here okay that's kind of hot sticks be my Testament no tomb sit in Bear tour [Music] holy hell yeah I don't know what's going on what's up what are you up to introduce me to your friends for the hells exemplars of Justice enough ladies where is my father how do I save him how else we bargain kamos inferno's contractors infernos contractors your contract will signed in blood forged in fire Bound in bone but not Unbreakable I'm gonna let him deal with this yet no contract has ended without sacrifice will the cost must be paid with a dance number will ravengard a choice is before you option one I show you the way to your father I guarantee him no harm except that from you and your allies and you pledge your soul to me and the archdevils are real in a packed eternal option two I break your pact and you are freed from your duty your father dies by his enemy's hand and bald is gate loses its greatest champion name your sacrifice I mean this is a fastian bargain I won't let her take will silence carlak Missouri you [ __ ] choose she's a devil what do you expect bruh what happens to these Powers if he breaks The Pact I mean I'm pretty sure they go away why why is there no shut the [ __ ] up and let him decide option here this feels very intrusive I said this is the right answer for delarius just take his place you damned wretch father do it Break The Pact Fiat ETA animal didn't think you had it in you seems my boys all grown up and don't go fussing about your father you made your choice you knew the terms you know what I think I'll stick around not for the greater good you understand just for the entertainment what if we want you to leave well that was interesting loophole yay we broke his pact yay why does everybody have to say something about this why does he still have horns since we arrived in the city I can't help but feel a little anxious but I'm not sure I know why because of the at tadpole's Arms of the absolute how can I help I don't think it's what happens if we fail that concerns me will be beyond our worries at that point think what bothers me is what happens if we succeed I've never been able to write my own future I don't even know where to begin well we're about to kill your night mother or whatever her deal is imagine if they would defeat the absolute then what well I want to save my parents of course far from a place peaceful away from the city perhaps that sounds nice what about me that's selfish go on I'd like room for animals lots of them all shapes and sizes so long as they appreciate a warm fire and more affection than they know what to do with She's Gotta Keep scratch foreign but to put your mind at ease yes I want to share everything that lies ahead of me with you if you're willing of course of course I'm willing it sounds like I have everything I need more of life than I'd ever imagined possible without sure yeah that's nice hey Will how you feeling gods I spent seven years choked by Missouri's leash kinky and I spent seven years hoping to break free and now you are and have a new Freedom could taste so bittersweet we can still try to find your dad I guess fantastic power play I have to believe that I'm not the hell's puppet in life nor it's Warrior and death the blade will be guiding his own hand I regret everything but Freedom will be paid in my father's blood tomorrow I celebrate my gain today I've worn my loss a moment passes Stillness you've and a motive Tranquility oh that was nice The Raven guard name now lives solely with me I will make it count for something so I guess just maybe there's a way to say it I shine his life away before the hell's Witnesses it would be easier to drink the sticks down to the last drop than to alter his fate I'd be a fool to wish otherwise huh all right surprised we aren't talking about the fact that there's a like there's there's an emogus Among Us [Music] someone in Camp still wants to talk to me [ __ ] has that oh hey Gail [Music] on that Elder brain must be classes forged verges are unbelievable crazy right I assure you the hammer Raphael offered is mere scrap metal embarrassing what see I was agreeing sorceress Sundries their book collection is the Envy of the sword Coast I'm certain the truth lurks somewhere on their shelves and we can probably still steal the hammer from Raphael sounds like an excellent idea only kind I have sundress es I didn't say otherwise nethery sex are hardly commonplace but I'm certain they'll have one or two you'll have to forgive my eagerness but if my suspicions prove to hold water would be the answer to all our problems sounds good all right am I allowed to sleep now like that there's just a child here it's like why is there a devil foreign oh what's up emperor how you doing how did you it's you I must have left my mind enough for you to wander in suspicious huh I'll give ever since you killed Catholic and took his netherstone chosen's control of the brain has been brutal it's Rebellion against Orion and gortash has been fierce even as it executes their final orders once those orders are complete there is a good chance it will break free you feel the emperor's fear as if it were your own an elder brain enslaved is one thing an elder brain Unleashed will be the end of everything the mighty Prince Orpheus contained its massive slumber come come may as well sit a while now that you are here your company isn't unwelcome I may as well be a flirt so where do you get how do you get food down here what are you doing trying to guard us the brain is restless I am distracted and my lack of focus is endangering us then stop it I'm haunted by memories they are relentless I can think of nothing no one else someone from your past indeed indeed Duke Stillman or as I knew her Berlin you're uh she was a lip is quivering you thought you were my first Ally now far from it you told me your past it is the only way to succeed though my relationship with Berlin was front from my relationship with you I mean all relationships are different so how's that in life she was my business partner back when we ran the Knights of the Shield a difficult task for a most elmane trusted me and a city trusted her I concede the plot Berlin to Lynn took Center Stage it was she who met with the merchants it was she who negotiated deals and signed off on agreements her rooms played host to the most important conversations in the city together he brought order to at its height everything that happened in that City went through the shield us without her says I cannot do any of this without you now she is gone that's too bad do you need a hug I appreciate the idea but I don't think it will help what I feel is deeper than superficial cures can reach and not entirely unwelcome most people think that mind flayers are soulless husks who feel nothing I am glad I'm still of the mind that you could be gaslighting me but things but games yeah that option but anyway I'm gonna give his hand a squeeze squoosh another quake brain is rebelling again so do you yeah I'm trying to sleep dude hold on don't forget feeding [Music] France and everyone Decked Out except carlak you can dress however you like baby all right I don't want to go through all that again so let's save again nope now where were we blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you there never oh man the initiative order is way different now that's fine Carla get angry cry about it come on do you have any of those blood potions on you no oh I never equipped those for you I think that's on me oh well yeah okay my bad forgot to equip your uh stuff to me it's a good movie fun movie Hi Selena how are you it's not a concentration spell good grease is the armor class by three okay sometimes let them begin enter the slurp Zone [Applause] where'd you go needs an 18 to hit they roll to 23 and Tropic Ward will impose disadvantage let's do that [ __ ] [ __ ] you Jesus Christ I am lady offering an Embrace a Fang and I'm just gonna go ahead and drag you all back over here [Music] that will keep me safe and that'll get me out of the way um foreign Sunbeam on all of them that'll do oh she hated that doing any of that will break my invisibility I need them to run up there too I just need everybody in here everybody run that way please get in this Zone you know the zone why is she holding out those yes yes no [Music] [Music] carlex gonna kill you banana Slim wait that used the whole action that's not just an attack Oh I thought it was and never mind whatever foreign I don't like these fellas in my face not a fan of that outside the still maker is pretty cool so Shadow heart gonna have to shank a [ __ ] now I'm gonna Bonk you or not whatever didn't need to Bonk you anyway I'm gonna join carlak [Applause] I don't like how all you people can teleport it's very rude an inconsiderate also okay it seem to find them where is everybody why did I jump into the darkness the darkness where are you going puppy okay that's that's a slurp-ish Zone slurpage oh you know what I would rather all of you not now I may be visible now but I'm also healthier oh [ __ ] that wolf can totally see me it's gonna be hard to set up the slurp Zone when I have to keep doing that though I wish they'd stop beating the [ __ ] out of Carlock how long does this last time that probably weren't it ah you dropped your weapon idiot and now I think I'll actually try to kill you with a menacing attack now you scaled what was the only work is it a single Target all nearby creatures all right let's do that I can't remember what numbed does so let's see movement speed have spellcaster has advantage on attack rolls against affected entity okay I'm not counterspelling bone shell darkness is only level two now ow dick Jesus no no oh you hit me good thing I wasn't concentrating on anything level four yeah I'll sound like that God damn this fight is ridiculous dog she's not bone chilled so that's good we're gonna take a sip I'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of somebody you probably you probably the most dangerous one I bet though I'd like to kill you so I'm gonna demand I should have done this first oh well blast you with a level wait hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up no lizelle's right in the middle of that [ __ ] I can't just cast that on her can I could do I want to no can I get her out of it no it's really unfortunate stupid Darkness cloud what about them them I can get thank you get behind me indomitable still failed cool don't bite me dog bad dog do I pull them all again this feels like such a waste especially when I can slurp up all these yummy Kibbles and then get the [ __ ] away from this goddamn dog Infinium here these boots have seen everything I wish everybody would stop hitting her so easily okay this is required I think that was not enough not enough not enough nice try dummy okay let's fix this problem that we're having here you sir I would like you to drop your wet wait hold on what you use stronger you drop your weapons I would like you to not have that anymore disadvantage on that attack why do you have so much disadvantage oh you're blind well good hit for a blind girl can we grab that please thank you Boo this man stupid teleporting jackass [Applause] good job I guess hey no phone chill it's a cantrip don't react do not react hunger hat are still up ah God damn why is this fight going worse than it was before [Music] thank you faith will protect me all right I'll need to put Sanctuary on karlak I think I have stabbed us between 7 and 10 damage 56 chance to hit which isn't very good 30 chance to hit also not good 20 okay the stab is the best thing I can do to try to kill him well [ __ ] me then car like has she has to get that after she attacks No Doubt laughs in this in sanctuary oh now I get a tack of opportunity if I try to move that's that's cool hold on lizelle guide me your end is near enough resources what do you mean why does it give me that bubble then hold on I want to make sure that this doesn't provoke an attack of opportunity from the [ __ ] dog good okay I need all of you to get back in the heart of the slurp oh there's a potion that gives me advantage on concentration saves however I am also about to die if that wolf actually hits me I think I take this please don't please don't are you in the slurp Zone because I didn't mean to bring you into the slurp Zone but I guess you are so whoops kill this one real quick taymay 2 to 16 Health hilarious has I think I might need to burn the counter spell on this guy [ __ ] you okay yes everybody stay in the slurp die in the slurp be consumed by the slurp yes behold the slurpiness baru miss miss [ __ ] shadowhart's still alive no damn [Music] no what what killed her who God damn it hey no this fell apart foreign dangly Parts oh Jeremy Thompson nice 13 to 23. damn that's a lot of damage that I can't really do a lot right now God damn also on bone Shield so that sucks could we be friends no this is an action God damn maybe I came here too early it's the only thing I can think of because I'm getting [ __ ] up I can't even aim it that way that sucks foreign [Music] yeah I don't even know what to do here man this is actually going worse than last time and last time I was I didn't even come in here decked out this is weird can we come back at a higher level yeah not much higher though the cap is 12 in it done I was really hoping that would actually push you back but [ __ ] me I suppose can't drink any good potions you drink a potion of animal speaking if I wanted potion of mind reading fire resistance anybody have anything good that I could drink something yummy I already have an elixir of heroism so can't really indulge on that oh I don't know that wolf could probably reach me I'm trying I'm gonna try that psychic blast thing again if I can which means I shouldn't go invisible yeah nobody else really has a good potion for me right now so what bonus actions can I take that's probably not good really unnecessary really unnecessary brutality okay lizelle how are we doing this first of all drink because you need that oh actually dazed how much damage 9 to 14 will never kill Ed will absolutely kill these two are going to be a big problem come on everybody line up Sonic Blast [Applause] oh look at you I don't like how many of them still have like nearly full or full health and they aren't lining up like I want them to [Applause] it's up to you lizelle oh the wolf is gonna eat me now this doesn't bode well oh lizelle's still alive I will ascend thank you uh Murray oh she can only Misty step where she can see too so that's wow all right okay I'll [ __ ] you [ __ ] me I suppose this is a Tuffy this is this is in fact a Tuffy I think we may have to come back here God that's a lot of enemies I do not have enough AOE for that bull [ __ ] if they get rid of the slurp Zone too early foreign oh right right I saved there because I was like worried that it would trigger an attack of opportunity on the doggo come in with a silly amount of Scrolls the problem is Scrolls use up actions an action economy is useful you can carry me I shall return but with better gear foreign guys you don't need to backseat I I am capable of formulating strategy appreciate all y'all wow oh it's peaceful isn't it now that we have uh by zellback we can go talk to that dude or was it elf song oh wait it was uh in the upper wasn't it yeah it was upper not lower laughs stuff no no no wrong way sorry I need to find A Way Forward I need to go back to the brothel angry tuber [Music] y'all need to walk faster oh you're on your undies again what [Music] [Music] did you see how far that watching through me come on this ain't it that's it yes is caressed first things first I've had a rough day let's go talk to those drow twins my mind I can tell you are a special one from a single glance you have but to ask and we can grant you a moment of pleasure just a moment don't be shy what kind of services you provide what do you think Silly Love Of course hot and vulgar with me or sweet and sincere with my sister trust me you don't want to miss my signature Meadow barans and love trick ooh mezzo baranzen foreign at the same time we will only allow that if we know there is an evening of exceptional pleasure awaiting us one darling alone is not enough to match the two of us return to us if you have a lover willing to take part Shadow heart [Music] this way [Music] let's try that again of course you came back I never doubted you would and I hope my partner will join as well there's an idea if you're comfortable sharing I knew she was a winner there must be a sprinkling shower of gold first coin let's [ __ ] go this is thrilling [Music] I have a whole Harem about this double date with the prostitutes yeah man it's date night watch they're both Oren well this is a nice room good [ __ ] pad look you didn't sign a treaty permitting you to March a war ban through my land you paid for sex okay um lizelle carlak wait outside please there you that better what the merry little party we have assembled here shall we please don't pray please don't turn into a fight please don't turn into a fight I hope you're not afraid of the dark my darling I must snuff out the lights before we begin now I can see just fine in the dark it's all part of the experience the room is bathed in total darkness so there is nothing to distract from your Ecstasy but I'm a very visual lover then again my eyes can see through magical Darkness so that's fine Nim moves your hand to where the clasps of her blouse lie you know I had a dream just like this once pitch dark I'm surprised you needed the two of us for this to happen but I am so glad it has hold on my my pact makes it so I can see through magical Darkness what's up with this this is worship at your altar the drow siblings fall to their knees in mock prayer towards Shadow heart lavishing caresses over her thighs good free of char and I have worshipers of your own you must be pleased [Music] fair deal tonight skips on filled with fantasies Shadow heart seemed all too primed to suggest that was it I paid a thousand gold for that give me a moment for pitty's sake you've exhausted me already I paid a thousand gold I'm getting a thousand gold out of that ass not that quickly anything else you should know about this place even in the best of times it's an oasis of pleasure and calm in the city's chaos with Baldur's Gate preparing for war the caress feels like the final flicker of a beautiful Flame for Darkness Falls romantic [Music] well a thousand Goldwell Sprint we could Rob them now maybe they have the same toad teapot the witch had what if they bought it at the same store all right we're good car lacking Lazelle just standing out they're just sitting out there like that one shot from Road Del Dorado just all right let's talk to kithrack Voss see what he's uh see what he's on about friend to the comment Lazelle of Khalia Warrior of Warriors oh my god get a room tell me you took the devil's deal tell me you will free gets air I think I want to Rob him at least I'll be like [ __ ] what you did not offer any bargain see if he'll join me on my Heist because we're friends you see oh come on I get a plus 13 and this is what you give me I can do this I can beat this oh we're not friends anymore I see how it is [ __ ] God that's a massively low roll it's because of all the sex I don't have any good lying the devil may speak in poetry but his purpose was crystal clear did you make the bargain no I didn't [ __ ] you I'm gonna continue lying you piece of [ __ ] you can't stop me I can only fail yeah I took the bargain my wounds not deep enough that you would salt them with lies moralize this will be free there is no cost to hide to unshackle my people this guy has very keen insight I'll find a way to liberate him no more than black it will sew in tuna wrath and Beyond no more than the gate will sow across every plane there is nothing I won't do nothing I won't give to free Orpheus from the prison the marks I bear are proof enough of that you are the one who carries the astral prison you are the one who must free the prince yes stop trying to piss me off and free Orpheus from the prism I will assemble his remaining honor guard and plan our next actions we will yet free the true heir of gith's blessed Empire he will free us from flakketh and Lead our kitraki against the gate is Dick I will wait in the underground seek me when you have the hammer in hand any idea we might keep it a devil of Raphael's stature does not simply make camp on the shores of the sticks he will have made a sanctuary for himself a lavish one too one that caters to his many vices the House of Hope we must find a way in the House of Hope you say I couldn't ask for a name more fitting every house has an entrancistic even those in the Hills you must find it so we got attacked before won't he attack me again Prince of the Comet aches for Geth Yankee Liberation more than he abhors gake he might see it when you free him he might gnash his teeth and slander your name but he will see reason I promise you oh man I've always wanted to free somebody and have them our true enemy is he and focus your mind shut up Emperor I'm having conversations look man nothing like busting somebody out of prison and then for them immediately to call you a slur that sounds like a great time Jeremy Thompson think of the 500 Bitties you sit on a throne of Lies yeah and usually I'm a much better liar than that but a 30 I guess a 30 is just really hard to hit do I have any more info for you I presume you've found something interesting to discuss if you're interrupting me again I guess not take it I wanna give it a good Rumble please Delight well back to the uh City proper I guess I still need to try to figure out who amongst my crew is a Doppler accepts it here could I have fast traveled yes did I no why foreign could be the child but the child has the cat vouching for it and I trust the cat and if it's the cat then I'm willing to die if I bet on love what is the stormhouse Tabernacle storm Shore Tabernacle I'm sorry vicar humble toes your Patron may not enjoy you shopping around the Divine Warlock it bothers me none welcome child of Faith you have come for I perceive you guys got a Keen Eye as well how may I serve you this day unclear who are you I am vicar humble toes guardian of the storm Shore Tabernacle I keep the peace in this sacred place and guide those in need cool what can I do here here clerics may commune with their gods and even hear their responses if they are so favored I am also granted the power to provide holy Resurrection through sales of revivification Scrolls oh thank you hyper too much what do you have for sale within limits behold my Wares solo snake think of the hundred bitties within limits Reviving hands Aegis Palms when you heal a creature it gains the effect of Blade Ward when you revive a creature against the effect of death Ward that's kind of neat apparently they're a medium armor Crusaders mantle radiate a holy power that emboldens nearby allies their weapon attacks deal an additional 1d4 radiant or yeah 1d4 radiant damage it could be useful against the shadow people on hit inflict one turn of radiating orb upon the target affected entity has -1 to attack rules per uh per remaining turn it also sheds bright light in an area surrounding it Undead creatures struck by this weapon are possibly turned weapon plus two tenacity okay it's arguably better than the thing I am currently wielding I'm not proficient in it but I can be immediately [Music] gain resistance to all damage for how long oh it's an elixir Scroll of globe of invulnerability create a barrier that makes creatures and objects inside it immune to all damage I would greatly appreciate those so oh and those I mean hopefully I don't need those I spent a lot of money whoring but not so much that I don't have enough left to heal myself expensive potion but these are obviously a paladins item sorry what's the range on this it's a concentration spell though so that's kind of rough wall of fire that I will buy that seems very useful in that encounter I have zero interest in necromancies I'm just gonna sell that deal let's see if we can find the Mind players room in here [Music] is it back here no that's a storeroom or is it okay all this is thieving hey Emperor do you want to give me a hint as to like where your [ __ ] was [Music] not sleeping anymore I'm ready [Music] so listen hey thank you for the additional Hondo uh oh sorry I didn't even read your previous message always interesting to see how people run a campaign where changelings are creatures of similar nature are involved while the fire can be a fun spell in this game especially when enemies with uh one hit point run into it like Lemmings oh yeah I know what your touch can do it worthless let's get going through thank you that's the kitchen oh maybe it's downstairs sleep that one's name is tambourine and that one's name is zabamba sleepy babies are just down the stairs yeah yeah yeah yeah that's fine tambourine I a servant comes to help us little those rats would you when they're dead the other servants will feed us why don't you kill them you're the kitty cats why are you going all the way around the cat's right here ape would you kill those rats please ah presence fixes me I am the servant ape can I go down there how why can't I interact with this door God damn the camera is really infuriating at times oh it's because I need to interact with the stairs what the [ __ ] okay no fire or all the fire got him well so much for peace through evart's black tentacles not deal yeah they do I'm sorry did some of them make a strength save up no surrender Bonk Bonk honk honk begonk oh all right take out your bonking mace how these are very strong rats okay efr's black tentacles might be bad hold on I need to in what world does a rat have the strength of an average human fight let's go okay oh y'all are you all ready rats get over here back into the technical Zone I don't get it it should be a difficult save in general though is the problem like a really what okay what what is what is I I just need to know from my own goddamn sanity I have a uh plus five charisma doesn't show I guess spell save where are you no those are my bonuses to saving throws what what is my save DC like it should be [ __ ] high 17. which means they need to roll a 17 or higher and they are rolling significantly higher done now now guys it's hot in here I will look it's improbable despite everything I wonder if this is worth the cost I don't think so man I don't think this is worth the cause the mechanism to open it is somewhere among the wine racks to keep going on the other side you'll find a passive way known only to those invited what oh well there's the button that might be worth it yeah those are some strong goddamn rats dude black is forced to near what really quickly oh this is real awkward I'll feel that one later you're gonna leave out that portal okay guess not I guess we're killing them or are we gonna have a chit chat Lazelle would probably be mad if we just attacked that right huh hey guys glad you could join us the kids Rocky have spread word of that artifact that the Zell of khalir what reward do you think the astral prism will fetch once I pluck it from your corpse and present it to vlucky okay we should have ambushed them understood what Richard s will the undying Queen grant me when I hand her the failed Prince this artifact contains the key to our freedom it is not for the Lich Queen to take I know exactly what the prison contains the traitor prince who would hand us to gake the false Air's head will make a fine trophy of lucketh as for you I will leave nothing behind but neat and shattered bone okay I guess we're fighting then Orpheus is the true Prince you will not take him for a thousand years I have given my life to blacketh well that's your fault deliver to her the prince of the Comet she shall exalt me the gesh will record my great deed in slate put him up when I go boop boop boop oh we'll hide again oh well that's awkward what are you shooting oh misty step yeah go for it I don't care hi harried not Paris conquering presence I saved time to get angry just also gonna hit Delirious though whatever oh can't even can't even even can I throw something at you at least I know I have things to throw I thought I had things to throw did I sell all my throwing things no I have a javelin take that I said take that am I legit okay whatever can I throw it anything else does immobile also mean can't lift okay I guess that's her turn to keep going that's fun that's a waste I wish you could ready in action like you could in DND we're just like I'm gonna hold a mind blast until they're all down here disadvantage I guess I can just smack her how [ __ ] dare you bastard how's that make way I'm gonna give you a Hunter's Mark and then I'm gonna give you the Bop I was gonna make you drop your [ __ ] weapon I said I'm gonna make you drop your [ __ ] weapon no you don't you're dropping that weapon paralyzed now drop it ha idiot yoink dummy Sonic Blast oh no she doesn't have Hunter's Mark anymore oh no I'm blind hey stop doing that okay very rude stop that well your General's almost [ __ ] dead so that's neat I'm gonna give her the Bop she's been guided try it again oh well worth a shot still frightened come on carlak frightened for two turns we're gonna run out of eh eh shooter I guess [Music] your General's dead I'm no longer afraid I'm coming up big uppies Bonk are you the one keeping that portal open yeah I should beat you up huh I don't know I'm blind oh I can only use that where I can walk that's dumb oh this do I need to see where I yeah okay being blind sucks 10 turns remaining too foreign I wish I could hover I said I don't want to cast a spell on them [ __ ] sake yeah you succeeded on the concentration check until you died see that was your problem foreign you missed because you're bad lacerate why not well you're saved good for you how about a bonk you also saved for the Bonk huh okay wait Bonk is a bonus action can't I also do that I can't do it twice that's too bad disengage sucker still on my feet and I'm no longer blind apparently I can't fly that far that's too bad not enough why okay why is it in my circle of movement if I can't do it that's so dumb no it is in my circle of movement the slurple be really cool if you failed your saving throw couldn't see up there huh yeah I feel ya nah maybe I should have nah nah heading there nice shot oh uh uh uh hi yeah you've been rallied everybody gets brought through the void is immediately in the slurp Zone all right I can't I can't just walk down off the table that feels stupid got it just because I've always wanted to use this I want to see what happens here mind bullets shoot him again hey what up [ __ ] [Applause] she dead this is my happy place I can't reach what come on Funk Bonk I can't even catch my breath I bet I can still shoot you from here who said that is I'm blind so is that a dick no it's just a Shard of one time to press ahead I bet it's that one is it that one because there's a big fake ass thing behind it no okay foreign just got [ __ ] up though she made a big mistake just running into melee with everybody sure Delirious got beat up a little but psionic movement uh when Geth Yankee cast fly their next melee attack deals an additional 1d4 psychic damage dexterity saving throws plus one githborne flying boots transmutation spell all right Lazelle you're the only one that can use that said he'd reveal it to me what's that what just okay what what made that noise oh it's just a button thank you for bringing me back look around you'll find some of my things still intact the sword of the emperor why did I just equip it shapeshifter Slayer this weapon deals an additional 1D for damage against shape shifters or polymorphed creatures magical durability the wielder has plus two bones to saving throw against spells thank you it's not even that good for me does less than the staff [Music] matter yeah if it weren't [ __ ] heavy armor frightened immunity illicit protection if you if the wearer is Infested by a mind flare tadpole which we are gain plus one to intelligence wisdom and Charisma saving throws disadvantage on stealth checks lizelle you're the only one that can wear that [ __ ] charm or frighten a creature to gain one D4 bonus to attack rules and saving throws ah I was expecting much more from you dude from my final point pinched in a moment of sentimentality Target and otherworldly creature and attach its Consciousness to your own it will follow and fight for you as an ally notes on mind flayer Anatomy okay I figure he'd have a pretty good handle on that don't know why he has a book on it what's that uh it's a chain the chains are used by my means villains and law Breakers you see I tried to exercise morality where I could I was curious it's an old container for brains it would have been nice to find one to sustain I need more brains what's that tell me about it hello what's fiddlehead soup fine be that way oh that's sausage [ __ ] I'm sure that was the only angle you can get on it all right let's check out the hatch on our way to the sewers what's up halsin no you can't be here it's not safe she has my scent run do not stop until you feel sunlight and fresh air what are you doing here Oren she managed to seize me for my very own Camp ah so you are the fake tormented me with blades and and Hot Irons I resisted but then she forced me to drink a vowel bro the rabbit cursed blood of all manner of beasts I like how distant like I lost control I felt the bear take over blood to Christ she forced me into a cage along with with children taken from this street you're having a rough day dude I was powerless to stop myself that screams her laughter it's all I can hear I do not deserve to see the sun again let me buy you some time she's coming for you dude [ __ ] off all right bye I'm not leaving you behind you're coming with me you will not stand alone you face her all right I [ __ ] know duh crawling and sniffing and rooting around in the filth is it my nether Stone you seek little piggy a shush Oren will take care of you and your little he can bore you with his prattling instead now every like most people in my party will be mad at me for doing that I'm not gonna do that gortash warned me you try something like this yes yes and he knows me knows how my blades sculpt and sniffing at your heels drag skin from flesh from Bones you're not talking about I will not slide His Kind died too easily you better not be talking about scratch [Music] and delicious he wants you I'm afraid he'll have to wait his turn the murder law does not need permission to kill you ah dull a blunt blade unfit to Flay but you could be sharpened thin and jagged yes I will tell you what to do in what world are we sitting here discussing what you are asking me to do not here not now the Tyrant Must Fall first is that the order of bosses I'm supposed to take it yeah I see how your skull swarms with his promises he whinges and wails over the crown of Casas wanting to command it without smile from ear to ear n he bound my blade when he first conspired well then you're an idiot want me at first didn't trust me got me to wag my tongue swear an oath never to hang him from the horse trip train him into father's open Jaws you must kill the Tyrant uh take the netherstone from his corpse and bring it to my temple yeah we slice and Shred each other Survivor claims the stones what's left of the other is bars balls and I will bring my assassins to heal they watch you always longing to spray the Crimson from your veins refuse me and you'll learn what happens to those who defy balls Doctrine so will your friend RN Demands a fight to the death the prize for the Victor the nether stones and the chance to control the crown alone accept and you must kill gutash refuse and your companion's life may be forfeit as much your own orange assassins will hunt you like prey for Slaughter hmm on one hand I don't care much about halson on the other hand I like the idea of ruling alone without having to work with gortash I'll do it please just don't hurt Allison so you're stabbing around in the back or rather asking me to oh no we had a balance the chosen three but it tumble when you turned the bone Lord to Ash now God tries to gouge me from this from the pleasure butchering and cleaving only to whip the herd towards his Tin Man's oppression you you got him like a pig prepped for the spit only then will you be sweet and sharp ready for the murder Lord's purpose sounds like you can't intervene without me you need me you are made of nothing meaningless flesh and Bone I do not need you said yourself your blade is balls could be there to see it and I will have made to welcome his bleeding door there is time for you yet time to say well yeah I'll have to do is press F5 cradle in the lower City and skewer their skull meat make them rust and blood then you can go the Lord Ling again in a cannon again listen close bone killer bone killer I like it my domain well iron still suck ED air carve your Fame into your pretty playthings skull bring me his Stone and I will set the bait free yeah only then can you and I make Exquisite Butchery the Victor will set the world to slaughter that is Ball's offer ball he will not make another fun okay not what I expected when I went into the emperor's dungeon all right well a lot to think uh a lot to think about on that one I guess so I guess I'll ponder on that uh but first just uh just a real quickie visit back to camp just uh just to see what's what Allison house and how sin is not over there how sin was over here and it's currently not yeah no he's actually gone what a [ __ ] idiot all right well there's that how to get the Mansion Camp it's not really a mansion I'm just I'm I'm above a Tavern this is a pen like kind of a just a sweet I guess yeah but oh well I think I'm gonna call it here for tonight but I'll be on more tomorrow solving more of this mystery and trying to come to more of a decision maybe killing all the shadow people because they're [ __ ] real jerks you know and I don't have nearly enough AOA but we'll figure that [ __ ] out tomorrow me thinks but thank you all so much for popping in and hanging out with me hope you all have a fantastic evening stay happy and healthy out there and I'll catch you tomorrow peace

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Published: Sun Oct 01 2023