The Return Of WillNeff, Cybertruck Death Trap & More | Fear&JurassicPark

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah we are ready we are back welcome to fean yeah love that intro yeah welcome to fand everybody we're back here it's a beautiful day in sunny Los Angeles California and we got stuff to talk I just realized that you're wearing the shoes that I won from the Austin show that I gave you as a gift because they were too small for me I think they're fake I'm also almost certain that they're fake I don't I honestly there probably are but I got paid a lot of money to give them to you so that's I'm looking at it right now they're the off-whites right they're the off-white shoes yep there no there was a bunch of giveaways on a stream you still owe me a watch too oh Jord wood watch yep oh that's long gone oh dude he he owes me so much you just never there's no way okay no I asked you many times look I've you can have my watch thank you deal I I'll bring it to you next podcast and the jacket the the the jacket wasn't a part of the deal the jacket was never supposed to be yours I I stole a jacket from Assan and for some reason will feels compelled that that's his jacket he thinks it's his jacket I bought the jacket for Connor originally and then once Connor was down was was done wearing it yeah Will was supposed to have it yes and I SP cranberry juice all over and maybe maybe engage in like a like a like a sharing yeah you don't want cranberry juice is all over it oh okay it's terrible it's terribly stained almost unre I guess you should buy a new one then right no no that was a one that was a onetime piece they don't make them anymore no they do I I've seen it oh have you really listen I don't know enough grilling spit roasting this guy he gets enough of it I have a topic I want to talk to you specifically about and I want to know your take I'm here I'm ready you're big time anti-cyber truck oh yeah I am oh I'm an truck too there was a there was a point when I thought it could be cool that's crazy they're ugly yeah no those they're gorgeous they're not gorgeous they're ugly I I am a big time Pro Toyota Helix which is the greatest truck ever crafted sure yeah so Tesla cyber truck and and the Tesla cyber truck is like the quite the opposite of that I love here I'll give you an example of an EV truck that I do like uh the F100 concept if you want to pull that up real quick the F100 concept uh the EV concept is is an absolute slap like that's a be right there look at that that's a gorgeous vehicle a throwback yeah that's what I mean like that's the type of [ __ ] I'm on when I talk about Eevees like I don't want to see like cyber Punk style [ __ ] EVS sex which ironic actually cuz cyberpunk had a lot of old school vehicles but that's sexy that's what I want I want that I want cyber truck is sexy though it's sexy like that that though that's sexy cyber truck is sexy and listen it's it's I guess it's a matter of opinion I'm anti-electric vehicle that's interesting yeah I mean I I understand where you're coming from no I think we should support the environment you're like [ __ ] the environment I just think that sometimes if I got to get somewhere I got to use gas Austin is your sink running right now is my sink running for my cat your sink running for your cat no I did turn it off but my cat okay here's the thing about my cat can I tell you something I got I took everybody's advice I got an automatic water feeder okay or whatever the hell it is automatic water fountain for my cat my cat still refuses to drink out of it and and goes by the sink and nudges the sink for me to turn it on I listen I just think your your cat is a wild animal and as obstinate as it is I think it will drink water before it dies it it I I don't know yet it hasn't died yet so I'm I'm sure it I don't I've turned I've stopped using as much water I probably turned it on half as much as I used to before we move on so the sink is still running it it's not running right now okay so he hates the Environ a drop it's a drop if you drop he hates the environment we already established that your opinion is void I like EVS I like EV trucks did you know that the Ford F-150 EV has the capacity to fully power a house for 3 days it was in the ad yeah it was in their ad like everybody's home for Christmas it's like Grandma's here and then the power goes out it's like oh God Grandma's respirator what and he goes don't worry and he goes out and it's like lur and I love awesome that's [ __ ] that's so American it's so stupid I love it grandma big iron lung is like smiling at Christmas so here's so here's what I was trying to say I'm hitting it from both angles I love the big American I love the big American stupid silly truck the F-150 I love the old school Pizzaz of the F100 and I also am a fan of of you know uh the the regular combustion engines uh with the Toyota helixes which is one of the most durable vehicles ever created it won the chadian Libyan War um it's a no there's a literal War called the Toyota War I didn't I and it was won with uh with technicals so on that front I feel like cyber Punk cyber Punk cyber truck doesn't hit any of those it's not a five tool truck it's got a shitty bed um it's it's not even movable like it's it's got like this deep pocket right it's built like a goddamn uh like a above ground pool the bed of the truck so it's not very good for utility you're using it for Trucking that's your first mistake listen I had a vision okay in the dead of night and it came to me in my sleep like a like a Harbinger on the wind and what it told me is this next few years there will be a reboot of Back to the Future and the car used in place of the DeLorean will be the Tesla cyber truck I'm just not a Tesla fan Market I mean that could be the case it's just that like it still wouldn't in my opinion make it cool hipster no no not at all no he said wearing his tie-dye self merge and his Crocs with fur on I can't get on electric the same cross I do I'm I'm a hipster I will admit this I I'm dressed like Bill bellich show it's not the Honda Eevee show the show the other Hyundai Eevee the Hyundai one so I was looking yeah yeah yeah Hyundai Eevee concepts are also out of control as well these are the that's the one that's the [ __ ] one baby that's the one dude see that's sick [ __ ] yeah like I I want that so bad yeah I will literally own a Pachinko parlor yeah and and a [ __ ] ton of prostitutes and like I will yes 100% what do what do you mean don'tu I've just been to this place before I'm I'm telling you I come out of that car I got a fat ass [ __ ] pinky ring I smacked the [ __ ] out of a Triad oh yeah right like for [ __ ] up my territory like you're supposed to know and I say and he's dead I smacked him so hard he died he didn't even know it that's amazing well listen I'm not I'm not a a wise man but I do think the cybertruck looks cool and for me that's enough I think it I disagree but that's I respect your opinion I don't I I respect your op I don't like Teslas there's a lot of stuff that I don't like I mean that's probably because it's so much faster they're very look your Tesla would yeah of course yeah it's not fair my car is faster than ass's no it's not true his car is faster unforunately that's not true Assan has his little [ __ ] Porsche in the no unfortunally did you see the Tesla cyber truck dust the Porsche off the line while towing a Porsche wait really oh my God I believe it I mean it's a I have to tell you guys something after was it EV Porsche or was it a was it a uh I don't know I think it was the 911 it might have been the 911 so um yeah it dust EVs do dust the the commuion engines pretty hard in true gay fashion yeah yeah I got in a car accident what yeah I got well I'm sorry I got in a car accident like a homosexual yes like a homosexual in true gay fashion and there was another gay gentleman son you're not allowed to say that only he's allowed to say that look and it was the most as a question so this is what happened so I first of all I I had another gay gentleman in the car that was helping me I was trying to back out of my driveway achieve orgasm no know we weren't [ __ ] at the time okay I was backing out of my garage and there was a work truck behind me and I thought well maybe I can get out so I proceeded to do a 300p point Austin Powers turn and I get out the twink in the passenger seat was telling me you're good you're good you're good you're good I took out I swiped the right side of my garage and took out the front right portion of my vehicle so I don't get it so like twinks are bad at Direction too like they're bad off the car too he was in the car with me saying you're good and I kept going why would he know more than you when he's in the passenger seat it was closer to where we were we could have hit yeah as in as in he you he was saying you're good on his side but you weren't good on your side no that was a side I hit oh you were not good no I was not good as my as my my my censor was going he's like you're good please stop you're good and and so I went and I was like I I thought cleared it right yeah and and he's like he gets out of the car and he goes anyway the entire front right quarter panel is just white paint just scraped and just dented in yeah and I I was like it was the dumbest thing I've ever done cuz you know all I had to do was tell the guy can you move your truck yeah and instead I decided to proceed at like a probably a 90° angle out of my garage that was a perfect storm you had the ego of a man and the depth perception of a twin yeah yeah yeah so I BR my car I did a it was a they just need to replace the bumper uh it's already in the shop maybe without the bumper it could possibly try and beat either of our cars but it probably would still lose yeah no no Will's car I'll give will will will we torch my car Will's car is the fastest your mine is like the third fast yours would yours would die no it is actually yours sucks a lot considering that it's an electric vehicle it would still gay car okay you have a gay car that's fine I guess did you a gay man just use gay as a derogatory prora yeah your car's gay and so are you wearing [Music] pink what is happening now our podcast is here baby what is happening you got to bleep that out yeah sorry merie um so you know what's amazing just when the C toown podcast is making its appeal for your support we become the we're just weown back no Dam no no it's the Adam Friedland show is what he's talking about oh okay Nick has a standup special that came out today stavos uh stavos uh has his own podcast now called the stavos St stavy World by the way speaking of which he's our next guest yeah he's our next guest stavos stavos halus uh coming into town uh he taught us how to do the nearly nude calendar yeah yeah yeah he's the leader we kind of yed that from him yeah he invented the nearly nude calendar oh he's incredible I love stos by the way we look like [ __ ] oh do we all our you think so yeah like I I think we look fine pretty I think they took more time with yours oh in the calendar I thought you meant right now I was like I got offal calendar okay I I thought the I looked at all of them I I thought that we all look pretty good in all the photos I might change one month to just me self sucking yeah it's a good idea would you would you are you saying like not enough dick would you include your hog in that I mean I I would get a tasteful angle so that there's no deck okay just like straight like your Your Meme like you would do it like the GIF can you touch your toes oh yeah I can't touch my toes what I've been doing a lot of yoga I I can barely go past my knees wait try it right now show it on camera that's the craziest thing I've ever what your toes there's no try harder come on get down there what the [ __ ] yeah is there something wrong with you I mean there is something wrong with you I just I just don't why are you so immobile I don't know I've always been that way I mean they say you should stretch I stretch every day do you not no I well I mean I know you don't because you can't touch your [ __ ] toes no I can't can you okay wait wait hold on and I'm really embarrassed can't touch ankles pull up pull up uh uh PT like evaluation positions maybe that'll come up not not YouTube wait wait hold on hire somebody to just make me more flexible because you have a personal trainer I know but he's not a physical therapist I matter I just want to hire somebody to come stretch me out every day here are a couple things you have to be able to figure out Austin get up in front of that big camera no I I want you to try turn around and I want you to try to put connect your two hands behind your back one from underneath one from turn around show it to the camera I can't even do that so the the flexible person I mean that it gets harder the stronger you are but the a flexible person should be able to at least like get in one hand let me see well yeah March you're frail you're frail come here what let me see okay saying do it not bad all right the other way around oh no oh no not bad not bad that's that's not as bad as it really wait you can do see okay I mean look I I want I can also touch here touch your ankles your knees are bent straighten those up okay oh here now now give me a little slide slide your hands up here slide your hands up your that was pretty sexy be honest Assan what do that again but then slide up real slowly like and then like no like slide up real come on fans will love it so what else happened over the um I flew on a plane and so I got a story for you okay I went on a plane sure as I do and I sat next to this older lady it happens to me a lot I sit next to older women sometimes and and I uh I have these bracelets that that fans will give me at twitchcon or at name your price as we do we collect bracelets and uh like like one of them I have on is the F slur I like to wear that one I I I take I pick and choose one well somebody gave me one uh that said poppy okay which for those who don't know means Daddy in Spanish right for those of you who don't abl espanol thank you for clarifying that I had no idea well there's some people out there that don't know right and this woman happened to be one of them so she looks at my bracelet and she's like what does puppy mean okay and I was like that could be much worse than poppy yeah no she's like what does poppy mean I was like she's like doesn't that mean Dad did your children make you that bracelet that's so sweet and she didn't see the one that said the fur no it was hidden but I had to so next thing you know I'm in this like lengthy conversation talking to this woman about how I have children and they made me bracelets you lied to her Li what am I supposed to say just say that your twink made you just say it's your nickname no no no I don't I the first thing I went she said did your kids make it for you I said yes you're the George Santos of twitch no that's so weird because what am I supposed to I no I wasn't at a drag show I just this glitter hit me in the face as I was running no no no but it it was like I just had to explain to her that I just didn't want to say like she's like it she thought it meant Dad like father not it does mean Dad not Daddy though not in the sexual connotation that they kind of mean the same no no no no I don't no PO Padre is more like he hit the you hear that did you hear [Music] that Padre listening Padre in in means father but like more so like you would call your dad father right and if you were if you were to call him I puppy yeah you wouldn't say it like that right oh man so you lied to a a woman I did I did tell us about tell us about your kids uh I I said I think I told her I had a 5-year-old okay yeah boy girl into soccer what is he into uh I we didn't get that no that's cutie you want me you want me to improvise no no no what like just tell us we didn't get to those convers she didn't ask about your children no she just like old people love children what would you have done if she asked to see a photo uh I would have said I I don't he would have shown his twink he would have been like yeah he's this is my this is my 5-year-old so well built for a 5-year-old he's just he just eats real good kids these days you know the iPad generation hly I don't know what they're putting in the water holy [ __ ] W he's 23 years old he yeah does ballet can't park a car uh can't even help with the navigation I like that story that was a good oh this one's for you okay speaking of George Santos you see that they announced they're doing a movie I did I'm not it's the least surprising thing I've heard is he gonna make money off of this do you think no no I think like I think there's a rule that allows you to make stuff about like criminals and then they don't get the likeness no there's there is a there's a law there's no there's a parody rule where it's like if your reputation is so destroyed oh no that's a defamation law yeah yeah yeah yeah no what I'm talking about is a different thing there's like a there was like a serial killer I think was it Like Son of Sam or something it might literally be that where um I'm pretty sure there was a law that was passing the books I love that George Santos is up there with the Son of Sam killer well it's just like for if you're a criminal you can't sue to uh retain your own likeness and like purchase it so you can get money off of it do you think he next for George Santos dude television prison well prison first but then after prison pris oh prison I think you should do porn who would watch that you would W no that's like a parody porn you watch it one time watch you would crank it to George Santos no I wouldn't jerk off I'd watch that's what I mean it's like it's like Fascination porn you watch it one time and then it's over yeah I know I wouldn't jerk off to it but I think it'd be interesting yeah but if you don't have a lot of money on only I think he would make a lot of money on only friends no he wouldn't just to just yeah he would I he's so famous he would do it for the one time and then after that everyone would be like unless he went on [ __ ] like like anavar unless he cycled and then became like super shredded W one thing you don't know about the gay I should use you guys as a life coaching service yeah take anavart do do [ __ ] only fans H yeah you only fans you were about to say the gay community has a lot of like Niche interest every Community does it's not specific to the gay community he would hit like he would hit like one marker which is oh I'm fascinated Geor Santos made a porn let me go watch it I'll do it's a one-time thing ke's not getting return customers dog okay you're right but I would just I just want him to do it because I want to see what it's like okay you're just horny in the weirdest way not horny for George Santos you're tearing down just to say I did what think aren't there people AR sorry what did you say I would say it again say it again you know what I don't think I would I you you said you would [ __ ] George Santos just I mean imagine that I don't want to I don't want I am I don't want to it's hard it's hard for me to I'm imagining everything out there that you would just have sex with just just say you could like I'd have sex with Sean yeah Elton John is way different than George Santos yeah you're like you're like saying you McConnell just that would ruin his career think about that wow he's saying he's saying he's slinging dick for America that's what I'm saying it's patriotic he's he's doing it in a way where he destroys think about H think about it this way you're so Progressive leftist would you sleep with a prolific Republican politician to ruin their career no I when you put it when you put it like that when you put it like that I I kind of get what you're saying see what I'm saying that's why it's sleep I get it it's like Espionage now I can't defend the George Santos he's but like I can't defend George Santos because everybody knows he's gay but like I need to sleep with like yeah no that was just purely horn you were hornny no Geor you want to [ __ ] George S you said it it's on the record he might have to roll that one b no no no no no no no we are not rolling that we noedit with you no edits well I mean do you think that's bad for my image no that you want that you want to be dick deep inside of George Santos the way you you want to punish him you want to punish him rtic CU he's been a bad boy what's the most horrible person like to have a gay Romance the most horrible person I'd like to have a gay romance with like uh uh who's a shitty person that would ruin their who like I I just like ruin them by having sex with them I I can't get it up with Ted Cruz you can get it up for no all you have to do is receive yeah wait oh I'm taking it yeah he's taking it no way Sant if I could you think George Santos a top I do if I could ruin Ted crew or Dan santis just humiliate one of them I don't think George Santos is the top but I haven't seen his partner you're typ casting because he did drag no you can you can be a a person who does drag and be a top I'm typ casting something fem Toops are very fem Toops are are very rare exactly they're very rare so it's like George Santos does give a little he is a little F yeah not I'm I'm I'm really cooking here I'm thinking we could ruin the Republican Party by sending several gay secret agents also what you're describing has happened so many times and the Republican party is still standing they literally get caught not just with like age appropriate male prostitutes but age inappropriate male prostitutes regularly and it seems like we need we need we need to like hit them all at once wasn't there some statistic that when the Republican National Convention comes into town like gay porn searches explode really it's like it's the least surprising thing I've heard but yeah that that makes that makes so who would you have a gay romance with who would I have a ro I didn't even answer mine but I but it's Trump it's Trump you would I mean what was that going to do to his reputation dude I it wouldn't actually you're right he might win he might win extra hard now America knows my big secret I'm a homosexual yeah he would win so hard all that locker room talk was just compensation I didn't feel yeah the Liberals don't want me Assan was very sloppy believe me yeah sometimes I like Reaching Across the aisle other times I like reaching underneath called him whiny Hank that's right believe me he couldn't even take it believe me it was very sad first of all I could okay how dare you he said my ass is powerful I I take big shits oh I had this conversation with have a gay romance with the leader of North Korea yes I like that okay that's awesome tell me why we could free a nation yeah if the god king do you think your dick is that good no I'm just I'm just saying how come he's [ __ ] and I'm bottoming you just automatically went he's toping between between the two of you he's he's if you were [ __ ] he would [ __ ] you no Absol [ __ ] lutely not he would put abely put you in the will I am going to stand by most based take it's a ridiculous take you don't know your ass from your elbow I I personally sound off in the chat I personally know that if if needed this is an ass that can go to work however however preference wise preference wise dude I'm I'm I'm topping it's you don't get a preference I would top I would top Donald Trump you would top Don I've talked about topping Donald Trump that is a nasty he's got a fat one he's got an ass he's got an ass that won't quit yeah he does gravity has Tak pull it up pull up Trump's busy let's just take a look at wait no no do it do it wait is busy or is no Trump ass like that's it what do you mean for those of you at home Marsh put his hands up like this and said what do I look up here wow yeah look that that's that's a iconic one all Caked Up that's iconic one that one is Iconic look at that ass dude you think if he lost a bunch of weight he'd lose his butt yes this is yeah yes is is not yeah Trump is fat we should be doing a tier list of like who out of all the politics who has the best ass I like I like I like that Kim Jong-un that' be great so you would free the nation so you're saying you would liberate North Korea by [ __ ] Kim Jong-un that's that's my platform your dick is that good well your dick game is that I would I would erode the people's confidence in the glory later isn't that if I leak One Night in Kim to all the monitors in North Korea oh yeah and I got him on a dog leash you know what I mean what if you just came into power and just kept the dynasty alive I just I just don't change anything's he's a swaged out white boy that's people of North Korea I am the Glorious yeah dude you say you say you say your kiml song reincarnated yeah yeah you know yep so that would mean his dad is [ __ ] his son or his granddad is [ __ ] you don't know how God work okay okay look they they I wasn't putting the story together but no Marsh what was one of your top I I have a I have a topic I have a topic uh I my family's trying to kill me what my family is trying to that's a topic it's not a help it is a topic dude dude okay okay I don't know if you guys have like uh I guess you don't have like similar issues I I love my family to death obviously they're the best and they've been staying with me and I usually have like very hard lines on what is allowed and what's not allowed when it comes to the diet stuff okay and slowly but surely they have eroded all of those lines and now are you getting fat again I'm not but like it I'm I'm noticing that it's like very it's much harder for me to come on no I I I'm doing I'm doing great on the diet front you walk with a little extra jiggle oh my God okay I body dysmorphia stop I'm just kidding we're helping you no you're not so what has happened is like At first my dad was like of course I'll make you whatever you uh whatever you know you want which is like I have like very strict guidelines on like what kind of chicken I have and stuff but then slowly but surely it has culminated into this point where like last night we're having dinner it's just totally [ __ ] fatty ass food and on top of that he goes you know what I'm in the mood for a cookie dough cheesecake and he just [ __ ] busted out a cookie dough cheesecake and propped it in front of me and went and looked at me and went listen I aren't you in the mood for it too I will say this in his defense it's the [ __ ] holidays yeah if you don't gain a 10 spot during the holidays I can't can't I can't because like I I've been doing so well I've been doing so well and as your bulking period I add to my biceps in the holidays you know what I mean I get B I mean that's how you do it I just if I if I was presented in that situation H I would just not eat the cheesecake yeah you have self control I don't that's why I'm like that's why I have different boundaries which my family is not respecting I order it's like for him if you know someone just brought out you know heroin oh yeah or yeah if you were like hey I'm swearing off busy okay and your family was like here here is a Shawn Mendes impersonator yeah next to a Troy saon impersonator greed him up oh yeah there's no way and we're going to wrestle for our enjoyment I mean I I would I mean that's that's not even too that's not even comparable once yes it is yes it is to me you've never been a fat K to me one is a cheesecake the other is a beautiful man yes the do you not understand how hold on but hold on hold on hold on what is happening hold on hold on see you're you're you're telling me a beautiful a beautiful we have to walk you through this a beautiful guy with a beautiful butt oiled up is the same as a beautiful is is cheesecake yes to me if you put if you put Troy Savon in front of me I would not give a [ __ ] your favorite hottest woman in the world spread eagle and then a cheesecake which one you eaten cheesecake how good is the cheesecake how long has been since I've had the cheesecake uh it's been weeks but these are these are important factors you rather eat the cheesecake than eat the girl that was right there depends that's crazy this one's a coin flip really yeah you guys are both fat kids that's what I hear yeah yeah this is why we laugh at you when you say oh I'm a fat kid too my strategy to stay skinny is I order a bunch of junk food and I think I think I don't want to even hear you I hate this is going to be this is going to be frustrating out no no no I don't throw it out I I put it in my bedside table I they're perish they're non-p perishables this is my new thing I don't I ordered trail mix check mix whatever okay let me stop you there and then I get let me stop you there dude you just said you're a fact you order check mix stuff is trail mix and checks mix what are you are you a squirrel you know you what are you doing you know how much there's 17 grams of fat in a small package I'm going to beat him to death in a small package in trail mix I'm so mad okay all right it is a healthy fat I'll give you that he's not he's not [ __ ] with us this is how he this is how he works and then I get very stoned and I fall asleep before he said there are M&M's in there there's like eight M&M's in the [ __ ] package yeah look what I'm saying is is I get very stoned I ate a of flaming hot Cheetos last night Jesus Christ last night my mom opened up an entire bag of Trader Joe's chips which I proceeded to put inside of my ice cream that's like I have no control I have no I'll tell you this I I had a little fun last night too shut up i f [ __ ] hear I don't want to [ __ ] hear it two bags of smart pop I'm not we kill him I'm not I'm not even joking I said two bags of smart pox and and I shared a bag of a small bag of barbecue chips with with with the doing it to rub it in I'm not even kidding that's what I doing it to rub it in I'm serious I'm not even joking I feel like my eyebrows tching twitching from how angry I am at you right now why do you do this it's like last night I went to a restaurant I was feeling so naughty I got a second order of white fish I did actually white fish night God oh my God I had sushi for dinner okay yeah it was delicious how do you how do you do this I I just look my point is I don't have self control I don't have self control my family [ __ ] me up I will say this you're not the only one whose family is trying to kill them what are you is your family trying to kill you with the food yeah my family definitely pushes food how was your Thanksgiving it was great it was awesome and go ahead tell me about the food that they're trying to kill you with I mean they push food they push desserts yeah but you don't have a sweet tooth I don't so so you have that power I have a sweet tooth so like I can't I can't [ __ ] stop myself like I'll have like a little bit I'll have a little bit of cookie dough and then it's like n it's it's the it's the fats yeah that hit yeah like the fried foods my weaknesses are french fries and tater tots and Ranch okay that's fair that's like that's normal that's the first normal thing you've ever said yeah it's not smart Pop I dip them in honey mustard and ranch and that's when I get really crazy I weigh I don't even want to know what he means when he says he gets really crazy we're going to move on before I kill him Mar give me a topic [Music] oh Taylor we're going to skip that Cutie's not here oh I heard about this new drug that could expand the lifespan of dogs and cats oh yeah where's that for humans you live like a 100 years no I want I want why don't we why can't we get a vacine where we double our lifespan would you want to live 200 years not if I age okay if you looked young for another 100 years if I looked young I'd live forever I yeah if I stayed at this age it's over it's over do you ever just think I'd be a vampire would you just want to live forever yeah I just I just just I everyone when I get stoned I just sit there and I think like this is all going to end one day and I'm just going to be it's going to be black it's terrifying I don't know just that's a random thing it just terrifies me it's not it's not that random it's pretty normal to think that but um you know that should also you should there should be a followup there where you're like and that's why I live life to the fullest like that kind of thing or does that not happen for you no I mean it just I it's only when I get high when I'm sober it's not the way it is I don't think that way I'm not yeah anyway the drug what do you think huh I mean it's great it's great I heard about this for cats too yes yeah which I'm I'm so excited they think it could expand the lifespan of cats to like 30 but that's awesome yeah I'm BR you don't want a [ __ ] [ __ ] ass cat for 30 years no you kid I want my cats are that means I get another [ __ ] 15 years with my cats awesome your cat can't even [ __ ] survive you going away when there's like still water at home you know what I mean know how the [ __ ] 30 years of that cat being alive you're going to [ __ ] [ __ ] the entire water infrastructure of Portland the cat is it's a strange cat he's a very strange cat that I feel like all cats are strange yeah um nottsbury Farm looking for Content creators to join ambassador program hell yeah can we do that wait wait are they nber I would love to do that we go on roller coasters together let's let's SP let's get sponsored by nber farm and do a podcast do they have roller coasters God what if we did a what if we did a podcast on a roller coaster yes where it just kept going ship my pants for like 20 minutes I would love that that'd be awesome I would love that I would [ __ ] my pants people have done that before haven't they I don't know if they've done an entire podcast on I would love that by like the 10th minute you'd be in you'd be in trouble perfect I think I think it'd be entertaining I'm down for thatan would you do it sure why not okay I think I think we need to shoot you're so enthusiastic we need to shoot for this nber Farm I'm fine I mean nasberry Farm if you're listening yeah we're we're ready that's right Folks at not very far our body is ready we're physically ready Mind Body Soul we're going to do it yep um we're going to do the we're GNA get the sponsorship I love all right what else do we have on here woolly mammoth oh show the Tesla can we get back to the Tesla truck because the Tesla truck crash test seems questionable is a pretty good one and there was one other point that I wanted to make I know they're like oh it has no crumple zones the other car is the crumple Zone I know but you you do realize like no crumple zones means like you perish no matter what what's a crumple Zone you're going through the other vehicle I know but when you're but it doesn't matter because like the other person's squishy body is breaking my impact here's okay so that's a missile but if you were sitting inside of a missile It ultimately is going to hit an object that it forces it to stop not if you're going fast enough well it doesn't matter though cuz like if you go through a [ __ ] wall will saying is he may get slow down the impact of of hitting a wall will turn you your physical body into mush not if you hit it hard enough that that or just don't hit the wall okay that's fair that if you don't hit the wall you're right um just don't crash the other thing that I find very funny about the the Tesla truck is that in America it it the Tesla truck will most likely not be sold in Europe because it's so pointy it's so like it has Jagged edges all around it which America is the only country on the world if I'm not mistaken that does not have the the uh the legal restrictions on cars not having any Jagged edges I think it's called like a there's like a pedestrian Clause basically that you can't have you can't have Jagged edges in your car because like you could accidentally have a bike crashing to it even if it's like stable and then you [ __ ] impale yourself on the car right or if like a baby falls we need a way to deter people to stop biking in this country I hit a biker once what I did and I'm going to I'm going to come clean about it I'm going to tell it on the podcast are you going to jail no no no no no no no no no I I was not at fault okay I was making you were definitely a fault there is no world in which you in a car are not a fault first of all the biker hit me I was driving the vehicle proceeding down Anonymous Avenue all right I proceeded to make a leftand turn the biker behind me went around me on the leftand side and hit my door wow biker survived but it was his fault no no no when you make no no no in the United States of America when you drive on we drive on the right side of the road if somebody is behind you and you make a left turn you're not supposed to go around him on the left side you're supposed to pass him on the right was there a bike lane no in the bike lane if it was it was on the right side he he went into oncoming traffic to pass me bikers be crazy and so I hit him I in fact I did it on purpose I'm just kidding I didn't all jokes aside yeah the Tesla truck does look dangerous uh there's that crash video or at least the uh images where it's like it just doesn't crumple at all yeah it it hits the there is a crumple Zone in the in the uh in the front of it but it's like very tiny and you're supposed to have it throughout the entire car so it survives the passenger I think we have to remind people that a very dangerous car being allowed on the market this wouldn't be the first instance of this what was that car that just kept blowing up uh Ford Pinto Ford Pinto yeah this could be the new Ford Pinto baby I mean libertarian is well Tesla's also blow up a lot so I mean not not more than like the not like as much as Ford Pinto but D again another car that just looks sick though it does look cool Pinto look look how sick it looks when it is keep off my rear I'm explosive that's awesome [ __ ] ow wait so you would hit them and they would just explode they would just blow up that's awesome not did a lot of people die I'm sure and it was very sad but but wow that's crazy okay oh yeah okay so I've been getting dragg for my Spotify wrapped who's writing that do you do you know do you know who um do you know what Spotify wrapped is yes so for those that don't know Spotify um uh every year puts together like a summary of your top songs top artists that you listen to over the course of the year and I released my Spotify rap shall we bring it up can we put it up pull it up Marsh yeah it's right there in the document I released my Spotify rap and I've been getting torch for it on Twitter uh here's my Spotify rap here's my top artist Stevie Ray vaugh oh my God Dean Martin Pepino Gagliardi Pepino gag who the [ __ ] is pepino gagari dude you don't know about Pepino Gagliardi so hold on so hold on first of all Elvis Presley needs no needs no Brook says this guy is 80 years old is so true so um Pino gardi you have the taste of a racist what yeah like you have the there is not one person of color on your top five no but it's not even just Martin's Italian dude no what I meant by what I was saying which you perfectly followed up on is that like like most of your most of your faves yeah are from an era where black people did not have rights and neither did gay people yeah that doesn't save was a reversal that doesn't save you in this situation I thought it was pretty you you have the taste of an 85-year-old man doesn't make me a racist Taylor Swift is in there I need to hear a Pepino galardi okay so hold on just give me a second Pepino galardi is an Italian singer from the 70s um hold on let me look up my favorite Pino song sptify R song uh uh uh is is is this your driver's music it's we listen to it together oh my god did you put up do Spotify hold hold on hold on how the hell am I supposed to remember the title of this one of the songs is CH okay how the hell am I I don't remember the name of it all right play with someo here you want me to play it on the on this on the thing here yeah come there it is okay okay I got to have some Pino in my life Pepino dude I feel like this is so old copyright doesn't work anymore like what's Pepino going to do [ __ ] copyright us he's dead what the this is your top listen I'm pretty sure we listen okay I've had enough thank you there's no way Pepino what is the [ __ ] Vibes for this like what this is driving through Los Angeles with my driver D sometimes we take a scenic route over the hills in Burbank beautiful day Pepino gallardi on the Spotify you've never been to the hills I have are you kid I used to go to Burbank all the time G4 we used to drive over the hill Oh that's when that's when Pepino was Pino was blasing and Dean Martino and Taylor Swift Pino um so yeah so that's my people have been dragging me for my music taste I think I've got a lot of great you you are worthy of being dragged um okay I mean I my top songs were I guess even worse um you want to see my top songs of the year I love okay on here my top songs let me get it it it's going to be four Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons is in there uh I don't know you have to see uh Frank Sinatra is in there it just songs think about songs because this is my whole WRA here here it is uh CC Rider CC R oh yeah Rush H Fe The Rush Oh okay escapism a hot broke [ __ ] high heel 6 inch in the back of the nightclub sipping champagne [Music] okay Kylie manow is a queen okay so I mean my your top songs are gay as [ __ ] yeah that's good well it goes old in that order it goes CC ryer old Rush gay escapism gay padam gay on an evening in Roma do you ever wrapped no I don't what do you mean you don't he doesn't listen to music no I don't I actually I actually you don't have Spotify I so me and my cousin like my cousin has a Spotify because he's in turkey ever since I was a broke boy I've just been like using his Spotify because he's on it on the opposite time that I'm on it what that is how do you listen to music no listen listen you steal Spotify from your cousin yeah but the here's the thing I never use it anymore anyway cuz I never listen listen to music I do not listen to music if my Spotify if I had like a actual rap it would be [ __ ] that i' listen to on the stream and I could tell you off top Dome it'd be like the the all of the hasanabi music that my community's made all right and then it be cha on the wing the the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Army uh songs wait what you listen to the dprk army songs yeah it's [ __ ] sick have you ever okay play CH Lima on the wing I know will is going to actually appreciate it d h oh yeah it's my I can't hold on play that play that play that and show the music video too I can't believe I'm getting [ __ ] on foro no no it's not going to get copyrighted watch this [ __ ] will listen to the [ __ ] listen to the laconic Melodies okay [Music] okay ain't no way you're going [Music] yeah this is ass hold on I get [ __ ] on for listening to Pepino gallardi and you're listening wait no keep playing it what oh my God it's a [ __ ] absolute jambini first of all you that's are a hypocrite because this this genre of like I don't even know what I would be considering it like obviously it's like marching music but the the background is like very similar yeah the it the the the beats that they're using is kind of similar to that same era of Turkish music that you listen to all the [ __ ] time no yes like the funky no the funky sa I don't know what it uh what it's called you want my wrapped my wrapped is grum is my number one artist Mondo Gro is number two Roy Davis Jr number three Swedish House Mafia number four Fred again number five Swedish House Mafia had a Year brother and then my top songs are Gabriel Pearls by Sha day Strong by Fred again where are you and tell it to my heart which is a very gay song Tell It To My Heart yeah tell me I'm the only one but I when do you listen to that type of music in the gym uh yeah but sha day is always on how many minutes did you have uh uh 13,000 wow I had 43,000 minutes and it's cuz I just listen to music on the plane mostly um I never listen to music what do you do my number one song was this song called Gabriel played here pull that up what do you do on a plane Hanan I play video games on a plane yeah on my steam deck yeah I do the same yeah I don't I don't listen I I have no yeah this is I never have an opportunity to even listen to music because like every opportunity that I have to myself I am listening to podcast news like halfway in yeah so anytime I was work working I had this on this is by Roy Davis Jr it's pretty good I know this song it's a Bop it's good a Bop look better than [ __ ] Mr Pepino over here I'll tell you that mucho gardi there's G to be a lot of fans in the comments that are going to come after know gardy no they're not because every single person that knows who he is is dead oh no he Pino himself just died last week or a few weeks wait really uh yes few weeks I don't know what it is but every time I get hooked on an artist they die which I think is like I do know what it is you listen to 800-year-old artists no that are like on a on their last leg no no no when I in 2009 when I was on a Michael Jackson kick I had who's loving you as my ringtone and do you think you killed Michael Jackson I don't I don't think so but also I was on a prince kick and he died too yeah I I'm Ser I kid you not and I Pino I listened to him for a year wild to me is that like even back in 2009 your tastes were still like kind of old 20 30 years yeah in 2009 I was like but not born just Kidd I'm kidding yeah how old were you in 2009 when you were listening to PR like 14 I think 13 12 maybe I don't remember it's been a long time no 14 is accurate I was 14 in 2009 so what is that crunching numbers all right let's let's I I want to get to this last thing the woolly mammoth uh D Extinction project is underway we're bringing dangerous we're bringing what what dangerous I'll tell you why go ahead when are you Jurassic parking me right now dangerous are you Jurassic parking me right now [ __ ] with like that uh life fine are you Jeff gold blow me yes do do the line I've never watched Jurassic Park what you are doing a bit from Jurassic Park and you've never seen the movie I've never seen it you disgust me I've never seen any of the Jurassic Parks you're worse than a Pino GBL AR I've never seen I've never seen any of the Jurassic Parks I've you only need to see one I understand the concept don't [ __ ] with nature you stand the oh of one of the greatest movies okay I hate to be that guy but come on Jurassic Park I understand the concept don't [ __ ] with nature don't bring back dinosaurs okay okay okay bring it back the mammoth there is literally no way it could go wrong okay tell us what do you think is going to happen with the mammoth they are going to be King Kong style [ __ ] taking over it's a big hairy elephant yeah I'm going to be wearing when did they go extinct so many years ago Ice Age Ice Age I thought that they were recent oh well I was wrong yeah I'm going to be wearing Mammoth skin coat and y'all are going to be like damn I love we should bring back we should bring back all the dinosaurs so that's the question what what would you bring back everything everything the T-Rex no yes no that is actually the Jurassic par meme there is a real present d i I think we should bring back the T-Rex for what reason have a date now now hold on oh my gosh I don't understand why they're how they put a date on it why they're doing it I mean could be a source of a new fur I love this I'm all about this I think we shear sheep we could Shear a mammoth okay new sustainable fur hold on think about this way H we are nature H we are nature we are human beings we are a product of nature sure we were given the intelligence to be able to bring back other things right so everything that we do on this Earth is natural and beautiful yeah yeah no definitely definitely we should we should play God I like it uh I think we should bring back Peta okay wait can you imagine instead of having a horse you have a pterodactyl sustainable travel overnight they're they're going to eat us I got an idea no we could train them just like a horse will bro they're ugly got the reason for T-Rexes okay we they could fight Wars your idea is a [ __ ] organic nuke like you think that's a good idea you literally went full Jurassic Park because that's like Jurassic Park 3 when the government is like we need these these dinosaurs for war fighting oh that I haven't seen the movie how are you guys doing the entire Jurassic Park film this this how they thought of it is this a bit no I'm starting to think that Jurassic Park actually had some good ideas oh my yeah is in like talking about the dangers of like using an animal playing God and also using it for death and destruction or what could go wrong no no I think I know T-Rex would be dangerous but God think about the money we could make who's we like like okay I haven't seen Jurassic Park but listen what if we created like a theme park SL Zoo okay this is a bet and you guys before this and then people could just go and attend and and obviously you could control the animals like maybe some of them you could give to the federal government as like the defense department for for defense purposes legitimate question yeah did they study homosexuality in the dinosaur Kingdom I'm I'm Ser I'm dead serious okay let me just explain something to you okay animals right that are not human are already gay as [ __ ] like there's no sexual uality nobody ever animals don't think about it like that yeah so I know they don't think like I was just curious so dinosaurs would probably also be gay as Fu all right anyway sorry really continue she had a bunch of food I'm detracting from from uh oh my God somebody looked it up is there any of evidence looked it upit homosexual behavior is a well documented in modern animals but were there any gay bars in the land of be what uh what's the comments they're probably they're probably stupid uh did I win a pride because homosexual okay yes the answer is yes it it had to do you feel better about bringing back the dinosaurs I do I do I think I think it's Progressive What what dinosaur would you bring back you said T-Rex to sell to the military yeah okay and also you bring back I think oh I like I like the big boys like the what is it the stegosaurus or whatever like the ones that are not carnivorous yeah the herbivores that are just like chilling so brontosaurus or stegosaurus uh I probably would go with no stegosaurus can't really ride so brontosaurus that one's like really big how about the giraffe looking ones put them in [ __ ] Wisconsin you know what I mean or Montana like there's so much [ __ ] space there okay just turn the entirety of Montana into like a dino space yeah so like that brings up the moral issue do we let them roam free their natural habitat doesn't exist anymore uh that's right that's why you put him in Montana so they would evolve into something else that we didn't even no that would take thousands how long Evolution takes I mean it would take a minute you know what the do wait wait without without looking this up without looking this up I have a question for you do you know what like modern animal is is direct descendants of dinosaurs lizards most animals are but do you know what give me a very uncommon animal that you think dinosaur that we have like in our daily lives like we house chicken chicken chickens yes really that's what evolution looks like dog over the course of thousands of years oh yeah that duh they had birds like weird Birds that's why I'm saying Petra no but chicken is like a chicken is a descendant of what look Let's uh I I crocodiles was on there yep yeah chicken is a descendant of what kind of animal though what kind of Dino number two is crocodile yeah yeah wow that's what I wanted to stress how the hell what about Evolution turned them into that scarcity of resources um that's awesome well also they were they were made extinct pretty much I I'm saying though petria travel can you imagine being able to ride a dragon to your mom's house for Thanksgiving no more having to deal with Southwest you just hop on your Peta pterodactyl I don't know why I keep saying that because a pee in front and you just Cruise there that'd be sick I'd be scared it' be a little scar I don't know I like that's like biking in space like I that's so terrifying be cool though point would you be willing to take a risk though to ride a dragon yeah I think I think so I mean it it cuts down on traffic quite a bit so that's a big that's a big deal I think greenhouse gas is gone which which dinosaur would you like as a pet if I had full control over one it beat the T-Rex what what would yours be I said brontosaurus I like those they're big boys you have a T-Rex as a pet what's the little like aggressive ones uh Velociraptor yeah they're not that little though they're still like bigger than a Hu they're like ostrich size I isn't there the one called the armadon that's like it's got like the basically mace on its tail and it's got like armor all over it no this just just look up like armor tail dinosaur yeah armor tail yeah that one what's his name that's like a uh what is it monop platypus an lur no an anosa surus anosa surus yeah that so are we definitely bringing back the woy mammoth yeah it's happening it's like for sure yeah for sure yeah you can't do nothing about a dog you can't even stop it are they like I wonder if Peta has anything to do I just don't understand why we're [ __ ] bringing back mammoths at a time of like unprecedented Global heating you think we'll e as a consequence of anthropogenic climate change so like we literally have a structure we we literally have a [ __ ] ecosystem that is like not even sustainable for goddamn polar bears and we're like here let's bring back the one [ __ ] animal that like got wiped out because it wasn't cold enough woolly man hammoth tacos it makes no [ __ ] sense what are we going to do put them in a [ __ ] freezer and then use extra energy to like keep them alive oh they live in the cold they're a elephant with hair that's right yeah I I think it's I I think it's crazy I don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing I mean it was also a lot colder back then it's cool trying to restore I show up to the function in a mammoth skin coat y'all are going to be like damn will so hard I think it's cool to try and and uh engage in the act of De Extinction but like de Extinction without like trying to get a hold on anic climate change is so [ __ ] stupid so what about what about if we just bring back the dodo that's what I'm saying we that we've lost a few animals recently we' lost a few like let's bring back a Dodo why why couldn't we save that or like the or the the the [ __ ] what is it Bengal tiger the white yeah why how could we not see or pandas pandas are chill as [ __ ] you we should not let Pand now you're back in no you're no longer I'm fine with those animals I'm I'm saying like the I I literally don't diing return on animals is for woolly mammoths it doesn't make sense your argument that it's you know oh what are we going to do put them in a freezer we can't even get pandas to [ __ ] dude yeah wait so they stopped [ __ ] wait is that true they just won't [ __ ] anymore they won't [ __ ] they gave up on life really yeah they just won't reproduce that's the problem that's the problem they just won't [ __ ] no literally that is a big issue that is crazy we just need to start um I I wonder if it's I don't know what we're going to do I just really don't I wonder partially because like we just won't I mean they're not out in the wild we should feed them afod or um what do they call it aphrodisiacs poppers no we just gots taking ecstasy and poppers they're gay as [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that's why pandas are gay as [ __ ] lingling is off a bean too yeah they're they're doing you just have lingling at a Fred Again concert yeah you don't have to I miss touch Rush all right on that note I think uh we will explore the territory of panda [ __ ] and much more behind the pay wall that's right at patreon.com fear and ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for coming this was a cutie free episode cutie we miss her very much yeah she died to self suck that's right and and also uh next week I believe we are unveiling the the coveted new set with our guest stav Rose Halas wow what an episode we are so back we fit him in there that a real question we're about to find out that wasn't even a fat joke cu the studio is Tiny what else would that have been how are we going to fit any guest in there is what I mean yeah well H I think you were objectively larger than how are we going to fit you in there that's also true you'll see you'll find out you'll find out what it looks like oh God Ling Ling's off a bean have to be so strong

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Length: 62min 51sec (3771 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 04 2023