The return of Noita Twitchspawns™

thank you [Music] place your bets ladies and gentlemen it's bedding time it's gamba it's gamba anyways um we're doing twitch once today it's been a while like i don't think i've done this mod for for like a month hi how it here's the game here's the game all right so the countdown begins when i press on pause okay so in five seconds i'm on pause five four three two one there we go [Music] oh okay we already got coarse rock and then wolves i'll just run this way ah just run this i'll just run over here there's a polymorph wizard and there's a teleport wizard dog voice or he serene oh hasty i'm like oh curse no [Music] okay okay i got dog vision i got dog vision so i didn't see the cursed rock because i had [ __ ] dog vision oh we start with a great chest nice we're just we're just gaming we're i yeah i i can't really shoot them because of my there goes all my gold thank you this is all your fault i know i know it is because i promoted a thing on youtube and and after i've let people gamble for one month wait where did that hold up wait where are we now did you just unload the chunk did chat unload the chunk what no it's up there that was a fart i have so many [ __ ] i'm not really keeping track at this point i got inverse controls and no copy marine i'm gonna let that be there actually let's fungal shift let's fungal shift copy and let's fungal shift controls okay what is this even what is going oh another one i know what how many [ __ ] jarvis are you gonna send me dude holy oh you see projectiles into nukes is not very nice when you have ghosts that try to heal you with projectiles generally doesn't really work out what's gonna be the gold the goal all bosses do we do all bosses okay that's to be difficult with all this garbage and it gets stunned okay okay no we got windy and bumps again dude i'm done we got it this first okay that's that game wendy i've i've only seen that one time we get it again cool i knew it was gonna be bad but i didn't think it was gonna be this bad holy that's a mimic i'm stuck in ice thank you game i can't move i'm stuck in ice bomb my last resort go off thanks i've escaped my ice imprisonment okay how can we okay one hp one hp where we're good for a good record i'm gonna shoot the bomb i'm just gonna shoot if i survive the summer guard if i survive this i'm a god no okay i was like on the pixel away dynamite check okay thanks oh i want rares we got flock of ducks oh my god okay okay let me go check the water over here hold up oh my god i don't wanna i don't wanna i don't wanna guess i don't wanna kiss fire [ __ ] you blood oh my god he has a shield i just wanna check the water man i had a potion oh we got the game's colors look very saturated yep it was another i i maybe i had like brian or something i don't have any okay i can't put this out i'm burning i think i'm gonna burn to death oh one hp never mind well that's not gonna hit we got uh oh my lord okay oh we got jungle we got jungle that's really bad it's gonna lock me out oh no that's so that's the surface that's the surface i know that there we go oh not this time sea of acid not this time oh circle of scats i got health though i got health [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh no the portal went away oh my god dude that's the surface i don't want that pretty destructive this moment good at digging we got dude the playgrounds are carrying me so good i'm hard right now dude oh my god that's a lot of bombs that's a lot of am i gonna crash i don't even know big la boomba it's gonna make it all the way down now i got 60 seconds of immortality left i basically got one minute to be the game because yeah yeah if i don't you don't make it in time this level isn't as though because you can't take but i can just kill teletalium okay maybe i go further down i don't know oh oh oh oh okay 30 seconds we're just gonna bomb him we're just gonna bump him oh i'm taking damage again [ __ ] he got totally jailed he got torn up okay sweden moment i'm still burning [ __ ] okay okay the arena turn into curse rock but i still got i can still stand here refresh oh my god please kill him with it please kill him with it please kill him with it dark flame we got our flame we got our frame no i'll have to break poison trail dude i'm done i had strength [ __ ] i'm getting low as [ __ ] my man of course a fart why is he camping over there dude there's so much [ __ ] gold man sans oh [ __ ] sans got me dude if only i had better spells if only let's try again try again i got water this time though strength and piss trail you look at the bomb now i'm gonna go over here all the way there okay it's really [ __ ] big a little bit of trolling a miss minuscule amount of mischief minuscule amounts just a little bit it's good that's good can we not man i gotta turn down the [ __ ] coulomb or like the duration of that one minute of black and white is so annoying it's just it it's it just looks ugly it just looks ugly okay well i just gotta outrun some bombs that's fine a lot of bombs fell down here extra time what's that packed snow that's fine i will just stand here for a bit so to limit the uh area it covers no no no not now okay okay horny jail and greed curse is a bad [ __ ] combo that's a bad combo i don't need an extra snooze for that one yup i'm gonna do an extra one horny angry youtuber moment i want it to be no one okay i just want to go on the record and say that i have beaten the game two or three orbs with the [ __ ] on okay just just putting that out there putting that out there [ __ ] dogs there we go what did i get the jungle modifier every [ __ ] stage man but this is a really [ __ ] run because i like i'm not allowed to collect any resources on the first stage let go solve my health okay could you not [ __ ] finish snipers they're so they're so broken they're so broken they're actually so broken dude kill me heal me there's four snipers trick shotting me man stop i'm too fast for you ah or so i thought or so i thought where did the pork go away what no no oh what oh he was the one who lived disabled the portal teleport can i have a thresher rain chad please give me a treasure rain i'm gonna wait here until someone breaks the [ __ ] i'm gonna wait until someone breaks the temple i don't care i'm gonna wait here someone someone's gonna do it i need to buy this this palace is key thank you open up open wide open wide open wide open wide open white [ __ ] do it there you go there you go oh okay he actually damages a lot i forgot the bullets come out of there i was gonna use the damage field to kill him but that's also where the bullets come from there we go nice i can't put it off i need a water portion at some point no maple history when never [Music] bad stream game this level is so bad the generation is just [ __ ] in the ass never mind to health to health to health to health by the way okay maple story when no we're circling drill but sure can drill let's go the speed of this rail for the bits man doubters are molding now that's from bowling so hard right now spells the black holes let's go we got some slime [ __ ] i don't know what it was we're going straight down boys no the portal you [ __ ] okay okay okay final level final level no [ __ ] off dude someone pull them off oh genocide nice thank you oh what okay okay okay oh scooter why are they shooting me scooter police oh my god speed up see ya jesus get him scooter not me not me maybe not me not me get him oh my god okay dude that guy is so strong man the [ __ ] cop got me the [ __ ] police [ __ ] off sans [ __ ] offset [ __ ] you oh he's digging the way thank you oh that's that's the the worst miniboss in the game that's the worst mini boss you could possibly get that's the worst mini boss you could possibly get what kind of snooze do you use mr mogus uh scruff super white fresh s2 can can i do one drink one regular run one regular run i'll do one regular run i live fish fishes on fish can stay on you can have fish you may have fish yes thank you these guys hit so [ __ ] hard man i just really hope i get a good perk in the first temple that would be nice see oh you got a wand is that a black hole that's probably black hole oh it's a mogus well that's fine too this amalgas is going to be really useful for second level because like in the second level there's a lot of hearts hidden in like little chambers these guys are nasty though oh they did no no that they turtles that's as hard as [ __ ] jesus those portions is like a truck if you'd like it could get it directly good ones good ones please no no no a teleport and decent short speed i got a real list this is actual garbage wow i guess i'll take that that's fine it's okay it could come in handy oh we're here [ __ ] i don't want to mess with those guys i wanna go i'm gonna check that one though and there we have some good spells but can i take it i love to sacrifice dynamite that's my only digging tool it's so nice to be able to sit and like actually focus on what i'm doing i just like take a little break it's like it's really i don't know it's fun to do twitch once but like having a little little breathing room in between that's that's nice that's nice that's nice okay throw it back to me you're [ __ ] [ __ ] okay what if we do this that didn't get faster the perks i'm getting are just so infinitely [ __ ] terrible that i mean the perk yeah the perks are dog [ __ ] however i might have just broken the game almost there we go got it there it is there it is all right i got it i got it i'm gonna explore this level i might even kill a dragon i might die but when someone did just say don't get cocky but honestly dude did i ask if you die and i'm installing my pancreas what the goal is grandmaster right i still have ways to go to be able to kill him though but we're doing okay this might be a big mistake this could very much be a big mistake but honestly good who cares hello got him big verse big worth and we get a good wand i'll try to go kill visitor king normally i would just i would like probably restart around this point but i was only going to do one run without response so this is this oh this is the chance i got wouldn't be fun without a little challenge considering how easy i'm like ass blasting these guys i think the the wizard king should be manageable at least this caverns there it is i won't check this one though i want to peep it good stats good sets i gotta make it around this thing easier said than [ __ ] done normally you're supposed to break this with eggs but i don't have eggs so [ __ ] it into the wizards then this area is like a game ender pretty is the danger though you need all saying i in some shape or form to actually be in here or to see anything so that's why i got to keep casting this there you go wizards then fitting music oh [ __ ] oh no really are you kidding me dude come on i'm done dude i'm done what a [ __ ] death man what a [ __ ] death cry about it i just have to cry about it [Music] you

Channel: Not Albino

Views: 253,740

Rating: 4.9710588 out of 5

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Id: KW4B_SttTDo

Length: 18min 28sec (1108 seconds)

Published: Wed May 05 2021