[Applause] [Music] w [Music] la [Music] [Music] afternoon Mr giips pick this up at the station for you hey new line I've been expecting lovely weather oh I can do with some rain lay the dust we good there good day don't handle the stock hey a never there you hear what I said yes I got to use some both ear it's always the same if you must beat your mat why do you want to do it in front of my shop I'll beat my mat where I like it's not a habit of mine to let sleep in dust li like some folks I could mention I'll have the law on you for that pornic it's hard enough to keep my customers as it is without your brasted junk shop next door oh so this is a junk shop is it and what do you call that t me a collection a fly blown paper doils and Tin German Kettle drums sh beds I suppose are adds you shut up see you're a disgrace to the neighbor that's what you are oh if that's what you think why do you let your young can't hang around the back pinch after my seat in the first place he don't and in the second let me tell you that my nephew is leaving for Fon tomorrow so the matter don't arise no more oh yes going to make a draper of of my ear you've got some comical idea let me tell you that my nephew don't you nephew me as if he really was your nephew what you casting what do you mean I mean what I say perhaps the reason why some folks don't dust out their homes is because there's too many skeletons in the cupboard what are you getting at you know you you you've asked for it and now you've got it you blaring jackass aune what's happening uncle's just having another hour of old pornic for goodness sake uncle is just calling a bluring jackass well why will he let himself be provoked when his art Burns bad Edward come in do seed coming down to the re seed does now smell terrible now it's my last chance for I go away what a bad uncle he's having another hour you're dead all right my uncle just called your dead and blurry and jackass hello a hello art where you going down to the rake can I come we don't want no girls with us come on Art sit don't forget you got to deliver Mrs Wilson's vet at 4 Mr mate can you see a sail C ponic no sign inside you d a third that's right so is you you're too weak to move Mr mate yes C pic my limbs are failing but I'm going to make one more desperate attempt to reach that water can you watch I've got to reach it because alone in the South Seas without a human soul to come to her El what you want what I told you st out let me join in Sid won't spoil it honest I won't you do what I tell you all right start in the bells and watch for a sale what did I do if I see one you won't see one there ain't any we're in uncharted waters go on don't you ever have a sister Arty I don't know what's wrong with it sisters is rock girls if you like that's different an sisters girls no you got a girl I am really who wouldn't you like to know tell us secret of course dying solemn dying solemn I spell it m a u d c h a r t e r s more Charters get out she is truth truth but her father's a Vier I know she got a bicycle too I'd like a girl too I mean just to talk to and all there City it's 4:00 already you won't half copet from Dad if you're late with Mrs Wilson's binette all right I know I'll have to run ay see you before you go away goodbye didn't know was this late ni to die we would to be getting back suppose so have some chocolate don't mind wasn't going to let on I had it while Sid was here Dy give me and Sid what for and you would been out with you my uncle would me too I don't care though neither do I my dad there always going on about you he says you ain't got a name of course I got a name what do you mean I know do you want to go away tomorrow ATI I'm got to do something and Uncle says there's prospects in the drapy trade I'm sure you'll get on AE of course I'd be living in down there so don't suppose I should be seeing much of Sting you for a long time won't you you sorry and I wish it was my girl what you say a will you be my girl if you like Arty I don't mind if I am all right then you are ever heard of tokens then tokens what's that I've been reading about them in Tippets when anyone likes anybody they give each other something sort of a Keepsake like what says sometimes I break a six but if it's broke you can't spend it no you keep off I keep Haring when we look at them we think of each other and we're separated oh I see only thing is I haven't got a six I have where have who I'm saving up well I don't want to no I don't mind honest I know where Dad keeps his file I'll easily break it [Music] and what would you say if I was to ask you to let me kiss you like kissing silly don't you think I don't see what's the good of having a girl if you can't kiss her we better be getting back here's the bus ay ay ay quick here's the boss quickly come on hurry up for goodness sake come quickly come ay ay oh there you are you ready goodbye Arthur goodbye Auntie you look very nice and I'll be a good boy you better be and here I've made some nice sandwiches for you up you go now you stick to your work and see you please Mr shord and don't forget drop at the line the moment you get there good morning all good morning he's got plenty of prospects at shord aie aie wait a minute AE AE would you stop please just for something oh all right AE wait a minute aie AE I got that you know I don't this morning good goodbye goodbye are you all right now yes goodbye and don't [Music] forget [Music] n [Music] could you tell me where show driers is you your eyes [Music] son can I help you anything particular you was wanting are you Mr shord no you're looking for a crib hey Job yes sir God help you door over there thank you everything all right mad coming well what is it I'm Kip sir £ 2347 Arthur Kips age 14 C of signed as apprentice seven years from the seven inst that's right yes sir my system efficiency your uncle says you're a bit daydreamy well we'll soon smarten you up our system here is the best system you could have I made it so I don't know b b give him a copy of our rules and finds whatever Mr B tells you to do you do yes sir take these and follow me don't fumble won't do here put that box down come on then come on rules quite simple my system rise 6:30 in by 10:30 lights out 11 find so breaches of regulations and inefficiency matter won't rise if you're smart you won't find anything better at the price Madam Mr buggins Sir skips new prin yes sir whatever Mr buggins tells to do you do yes sir follow me wonderful quality Madam that's the way to the dining room left Le move with the times here system everywhere efficiency follow me Mr car this is giips new Apprentice see he don't fumble whatever Mr kop tells you to do you do follow me my heart and liver take those bolts on the top shelf and look sharp gips yes sir blood on lot quick quick yes sir come on assle yes sir sir come in sir Kips come in sir tidy all this stuff up yes sir Kips hustle hustle don't Trumble don't fumble come on Hustle No not them the others Kips look Lively come in sir my art and liver I never see such a chap Kips come in sir come and D you're going to sleep hurry up take those to Mel's car at once keeps look sharp with them parel come in sir hurry Kips yes sir Kips yes sir Kips yes sir [Music] Kips tired young just a bit you'll get used to it what the pleas made you come into the Dy tra eh uncle said there was prospects prospects my heart and liver he said perhaps I have a shop of me own one day shop of your own were you right in home boy yes sir I suppose you're wondering why the lights going out always goes out and 7:00 yes Teddy system oh I'll tell you what Prospect you got when you get too old to work they Chuck your away you'll find old Drapers everywhere tramps Beggars quad anywhere but in a job ask for a shop of your own how is a draper shopman going to save up 500 even no I tell you we're all in a blissy drain pot and we got to crawl along it till we die [Music] come along Emily or it will be too late go away go good evening ladies oh you closing never to leave the CHS Madam Mr Kips forward please and Mr Kips Mr Kips Mr Kips we coming sir hurry Kips hurry Mr giips would you please attend to these ladies uh good evening madam what can I show you I want a little bit of something to cover a stool a Remnant would do uh This Way Madam if you please very seasonable weather we're having just now Madam some nice new cretons I can recommend very Detective have you anything sicker one moment madam get a move on on man in closing time you got the last customers I know wait for me you bet got any money on you I'm clean up what so am I I was going to ask you what about the girls we have to have a cheap evening my boy Hur up take are you thinking perhaps plush or brade Emily oh anything will do a Remnant or anything it's very attractive absolutely I L it I'm fre none of them are quite no well thank you very much we'll have to try somewhere else good evening good evening dare me we are the Lost I'm afraid we kept to open not at all Madam always a pleasure to oblig your customer good evening they don't bit get limit I call it qu wa really some people my art and liver you wait till they bring in early closing there's no har in waiting you got your whole life in front of you vested interests that's what it is vested blessed [Music] interests nothing like a good old stroll along the prom I always say the Ben at concert in the pier Hall yeah how about going in here and listening to the B oh I didn't mind if I [Music] do excuse me old man there we are ladies all done by kindness would you uh would you care to smoke well the very idea a pierce now come off come off it we saw you both of you that's right you did not oh yes we did of course we did when not I ask it was on a Tuesday when Teddy was up in town H your off in the stock room on the QT trying to blow smoke cre I don't know I'm sure he know he par you'll have to be more careful in future so it seems any name Mr KS I thought you had a better use for your time well I don't know about [Music] that ticket please ticket please girl what about strolling along so it's me now let's wait until the bands finished this piece we've heard it plenty of times before but we've only just sat down you are a fidget oh I'm sure I thought to drop a rain hey i j you're right come on [Music] girl [Music] nice weather for ducks if you see what I mean here stuff Ducks the way we're waiting here T we're out of the wet I'm not so sure about that didn't mention that with the Bell con is on the pier well if it hadn't come on to rain that's right well girls what about having a look at this well I mind if I do oh he the leg SL and to in my opinion my very humble opinion self-help is the noblest of all our distinctive English characteristics when we scan the pages of Our rough Island Story we find them studied with the most heartening examples of men who have prospered entirely by helping themselves where should we sit Kips you sit next to Flo you sit over there true we cannot all be great or famous full men a flow is born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness On The Desert Air as gray so after expresses it in his beautiful elery oh it's poetry and of course each of us thought he said it was Lenton slides each of us must do his duty in that station of life to which it has pleased Providence to call him Thomas carile himself an example of what self-help can accomplish has written these words and not what I have but what I do is my kingdom how inspired perhaps who knows there may be among those who are here tonight to continue if I may there may be one among those who are here tonight who is those great men did longs to grasp the rich fruits of the tree of culture but feels he has no leather with which to enable him to reach up to even the LST of its most tempting branches my friend if you are here tonight I assure you you are wrong you have a letter I have a letter we all have a letter you got yours that letter is self-help and upon it and with the aid of Spare Time study at our Technical Institute if I may modestly refer to it you may Mount ever higher and higher needless to say we at the technical institute would be delighted to see the young Seeker after knowledge on any Tuesday or Thursday evening should he or of course she care to call we have evening study groups in literature and languages arts and handicrafts and I may add that the thieves are purely nomal my friends we live in an enlightened age today how's that girls dead on time oh thank goodness thing I must say we might have got the SEC can't think why you couldn't take the Omnibus back well I told you go off around the town good night girls oh good night good night good night Mr Kip good night I do to tell you haven't said a word all the way home I've been thinking hope it's done some good I'm sure one p or two two two occupation I'm an improver in the drapery shord bizarre you know I see and you want to be a self-improver in your spare time eh yes it's just it well what put the idea into my head Mr Cot was that me to hear the talk you give last night indeed really one does what one can now what were you thinking of exactly well I thought perhaps uh literature or something like that literature unfortunately that class is already in mid session I'm fetty there's french yes I wouldn't mind having a go at that but on the other hand that's rather full already I'm afraid there aren't any other language groups we were thinking of starting a German class but there didn't seem to be much local enthusiasm for it of course as economics no perhaps that's just a little Advanced I have it wood carving wood carving yes the class has only just begun and I know Miss waling was just a little short of her full must I'll take you right along you'll find it really fascinating I was thinking of literature have Shakespeare in a oh really not much good with me you know oh miss watching him I have another pupil for you come in young man come in come in really Mr Mr Kips how do you do so you're Keen to take up wood carving are you that's right Splendid just take a seat at the desk over there I'll be with you in a moment come quite common of course a little shop assistant at shalford's but he seems very willing and respectful and one must do what one can of course ah well back to the plow have you done any carving before Mr um uh Kips oh yes of course you may sit down no I can't s I have not really you'll find it very useful the decoration of course yes that's what put the idea into my you'll soon get into it we've got to sort of pot hook stage I think you better get to know the chisels first will you uh just move thank you yeah now this is the gouge for small grooves I see you hold it firmly but not too tightly like this and cut so a little at a time I see no there would you like to try oh not much use with me hands really it's quite simple all right I have a go let me oh gently mustn't heck look like this you see what's up long and got cramp my art and liver lost his voice too it's the monotony mine goes blank often happens to wait slaves in the retail TR trade now in my case it gets de feat first does more like him mine goes blank sometimes for hours blast Teddy yeah and I still got half my left foot to do I remember once a young fell was took like that off the stock taking kept muttering to himself all night five dozen pairs cambrick drawers as patio with mine went blank good night encourage White Christmas sale you'll find % interest free option on all products over £200 plus huge savings on Hoover only CES bring you all [Music] this what who's going to tell the cows go on you tell the cows well haven't you heard the cat saw has spread something straight from the fridge and everyone knows you can't spread butter straight from the fridge Anor make pure butter that spread straight from the fridge rich and cream ancher spreadable [Music] butter although Kelloggs make and 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you're not with me yes I am with sell Net's digital service you can make and receive calls in over 50 countries that's more than any other UK Network I need parts sent fast to circuits all over the world it's a real hot potato everything we send has to be tracked wherever it goes 60% of our China has to go abroad 100% say safely I want my troops sent overseas with military Precision whatever your worldwide distribution needs we can handle it parcel force can design and manage a system to suit your business and yours alone I thought I'd have to Trek all over town to find a good mortgage wrong all it took was one phone call yes call tsb's mortgage line get a quote over the phone 0500 758 TR [Music] o okay Miss waling I got to speak this is the last class of the term and I can't keep silent no longer Miss Walling I love you don't mistake me I know it can never be my love is hopess you are a lady and I'm only a dra shopman but I just had to tell you before I go away I shall never see you again goodbye wait yes where are you going off to Africa maybe or the South Seas who can tell I shall will never forget you just a minute you can't go out of my life not like that you can't I got to I never told you to go did I no but don't you see I can't bear you going I love you just like you love me Miss waling Mr Kips are you in any difficulty now miss washingon Helen could I borrow that little thin chisel yes course you know you've made a conquest what Mr Kips haven't you noticed he can't take his eyes off off you oh not it's true I was watching him only just now my dare you've got a romantic mind but just now I take your little chisle I'm afraid you haven't got on very fast Mr Kips well it is a bit hard the work is really quite promising I tried to do it like you said no idea well that's good night Miss Good night thanks for the very pleasant time oh good night good night good night and thank you so much good night it has been nice goodbye perhaps I should say all it was till next time over goodbye miss washingon oh we shall be seeing you again next time I hope well if you think it's worthwhile oh I do well then I will I want to improve always Splendid good night Mr Gibs I'll do anything for do anything didn't I tell you you simply worshiped you how absurd quite a nice sort of person but of course you must realize aren't you being a little unkind huh what have I done that's just it what have you done look out get out of the way you're running hi say you aren't hurt matey I was back ping for all I was worth all right you with me you practically ran into me I backpedal like mad then Biff didn't ask give me a Wonder in the back well I was coming down the hill came a bit of a w didn't I you did that you didn't hear you ring your bell doesn't work top came off yesterday anyway I yelled out didn't you hear me lucky for you it wasn't Saturday night there's a police trap on this hill for scous Saturday night oh look at my ters tore all down one Lake holy smoke so it is quite a nasty little tear anyway your lid's all right lucky I was back pedaling rip clean up reallying don't worry about that my digs are just down the road I'll sell that up a jippy for you I don't know I got to be getting back look out look out there's a slop don't give me a way I haven't got a lamp either well fancy bumping into you like this how are you me old son of a gun I'm all right how are you evening officer well this is a surprise yes isn't it I'll walk along home with you come on old boy it was a fair bit of all right the way you acted with that slop you behave like a gentleman got a kicking it was that's old mler four star 20 on the proof I never drink anything else myself personally good old me and good old meth leave us together Biff both gone this lady here is friend of yours oh Bessie we Tau together in the bell of New York my boy she very nearly became the first and only Mrs Cho had not the London offer intervened uh great super best if by some much chance I shall Stitch your trousers to your leg you Hollow won't you I will you know there a mega thundering good situation for the comedy yeah I expect it would yeah I've never met an actor before you acting anything down this way Mr Cho well I'm in between players at the moment you see an actor of my type must have the right part meanwhile I'm writing a play of f oh this that's it I tell you it'll knock him why it even makes me laugh for his stand the reason he must make them yell well that's the way I live at it I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't absolutely right here I go the scene with a beetle you ought to read it it's a riot it's a howl and it's never been done before how goes old meth well I like it I don't know how you describe it but sort of lights up inside yeah you can't beat the old gent for interior illumination now we'll have one more tot and when I finish this I'll run over the beetle scene for you oh I got to be getting back soon but she'll be the first living soul to have heard it I appreciate that old man really are do but I'm in the drapy trade see I've got to be back they lock the door by 10:30 when I think of that beetle what a scream it'll tear them apart they'll be rolling in the aisles you see Popple W that's my hero he's a sort of hson minded Professor type he collects Beatles there is ruling passion why he practically thinks Beatles it's an absolute scream what a situation eh I tell you they'll die it'll kill them now in the third act pole waddle he don't come back as himself because he thinks he's wanted for forgery see right we come to Mrs cramp's tea party all very lordy Dy Dy D you know the type of thing when lady wberry is announced and in comes Inc comes who let me think POA wobble old boy in her clothes with a muscle Biff what do you think of it it's damn fine my boy you're a born critic I just walking for you enter lady wberry Alias Popp wle ah My Dear Mrs Korn how do you do how do you do how do you do oh and my dear Rector how do you do sits between Rector and Mrs kumor nobody recognizes him uh sugar lady wbury too please thank you suddenly Biff Beetle comes through a window he spots it it's a very beat he's been wor for his collection see [Music] suddenly Beetle settles on Mrs Kum Thor's head he goes to grab it be buzzes off suddenly Beetle comes back settles on Poppa's head this time falls down his neck right down his back POA rushes out of room Kips comes staring after him popper dashes through French window Kips follows him what Kips why the Rector oh no my name's Kips huh Kips what about him that's me can't go putting me on stage CH you make me lose my job you mean to say your name is really Kips that's rightly smoke I can't have it now I can't have it at all but what a coincidence I got the name out of a newspaper yesterday I always use real names in my place it's here somewhere K set me poor old kids it was here yesterday CH what old boy all right I will be a minute I'll find it chill I'm going I'm going back to Teddy and make him open the door and tell him I very own my heart and liver hello Daddy he knows he's waiting for you in his office see you turned up at you been out all light you know the rules you know my system out all night instant dismissal never departed from it don't intend to now there's no more to be say you leave at end of month references if you behave yourself swapped kicked out the key of the street luck boy I'll rain Tedy system I was wanting it change anyway he happened to give no his first s all where'd you get to last night man well matter of fact I had a bit of a sick night with a nectar friend of mine a nectar yeah he's an author too we got talking about the theator and drinking old matthus four stars and well one thing led to another light and you know what's all this what's all this come on SM yourselves up this way the night gowns Madam thank you you going to try for another crib I don't know curious thing but every time I've had the swap I never thought I'd find another crib never but somehow I always did think I will of course go right up to London get a cheap room and hang out don't eat too much there's many a chat put his prospects in his stomach buing com in and whatever you do hang on to your collars and cuffs pop them [Music] last yes madam what can I show you madam I want to see some ribbon please this way m [Music] how do you do Mr Kips oh good morning M washingon how are you I'm very well thank you it's very seasonable weather we're having just now yes it is yes is really expect you'll be taking your holiday soon we hope to run over to Bru for a few days ah that been nice yes and you what are you going to do Mr Kips will you get away or are you too busy yes uh I'll expect I'll get away for a bit nice you ready dear well mother this is Mr Kips one of my most promising pupils well I hope we shall see you again next term at The Institute Mr Gibbs well miss washing the fact is goodbye bye Mr Kips can sir get the sailor's hat off the model in the window the one with HMS Tander on the ribbon cuz he Dad's on that shi you see and look chop yes why can't I have a cat shut up can't you what a shop assistant can hardly expect me to cut my own pupils dead mother I want to see you look here oh no go away look here you've got me into enough trouble and just can't you go away now I'm busy I'm busy go away I can't help but I'm busy now you get me into trouble go away will you gips how much longer you going to be do you want to leave here without references no sir well then hle yes sir I'm sorry sir that's right that Miss Tander on it there you are little man there now you look just like your dead terrible work on I have a cat cuz you're going have a tette there that'll do nicely thank you very good M hi there can I ask some attention here Kips I think I've got the old father near somewhere yes thank you good morning Madam good morning why couldn't I have a cat look here the you can't come here I've got into enough trouble through you as it is KS listen to me because they are St so it's not very popular with underwear sir here's the boss here chlo you got to go now see you're not allowed friends have you got that in the 678 uh here you are sir thank you what's your first name Arthur what jumping Joseph at it's you what's me wait a minute wait a minute and I'll tell you your mother's Christian name look here CH I don't know what your I got no time I see you got me the sack last night did I'm sorry old boy euphemia you what listen W or kips if Arthur Kips saw Arthur Wy son of euphemia Kips who was born at East grinstead on the 1st of September 1884 were you that's right well what is it chlo I don't understand you don't have to old boy all you've got to do is to write to whats AA collect collect what anything that's coming to you they say they don't happen What coincidences everything is a coincidence I found that paper this morning in Old Folks and Gazette the one I got the name from you know yeah what does it say what's he say read it old boy what I told you you're going to hear something to your advantage what I don't know anybody yeah you don't worry about that it's you all right all you've got to do is right to Watson have bean at once well what you suppose it means something to my advantage might mean anything money if it does don't we get your little add see but if you was me I written first thing this morning did you find anything to suit you sir uh no as a matter of fact I wanted one of those lavender Toppers they were at asket well we could all do one for you sir oh thanks well I see if I can get to postpone the races for a couple of days and I'll pop back morning Mr KS coming [Music] sir I say you see that bit ass you never guess it belonged to me would you that's it there you indan it's hot enough without fools what you mean say it doesn't belong to me it was left me this morning by a grandfather what I never even heard of what else do you think he left me £26,000 try that game on with me and I'll give you in charge what game wasn't born yesterday Jenkins take me away I know we all sort oh I don't think I ought to really go on some folks takes it every day well it's three six a Buble they don't stick at that not the champagne salt they don't well Mr kisss K may you need to enjoy it if anyone deserves it to my El Miss no it's Mr kisss I all said you had breeding was lucky Teddy being in London Ted was here could be doing this as the oldest wage slave in this establishment it behoves me to convey to our young colleague here indeed I may say our friend our heest congratulations on his sudden access to Fortune I remember well the day when Kips first came to shord he was a young shaver just like bir no higher no cleaner no offense intended none taken I hope I what do you want there's a lady in the shop wants one of them outfits likees on Gerty in the front window for 38 and 6 38 and 6 well you know what to do yes sir well go and sell it to her go on ficiency and sister let's be so now where was I was saying Kips was dirty I was not oh yes you was Mead but we won't argue about it I always said he'd make a going in life and the words are come true it's pleased Providence to raise him to a higher level my friends the toast is our Kips I never was much good at making speeches and I don't really know how to thank you it's all not me over a bit you know what I mean you've been so kind I'll never forget you straight on thanks we should never forget your other good old [Applause] Kip [Music] [Applause] man what's all this what is this horse [Music] [Applause] [Music] play 26,000 P was my grandfather I never even knew I had one W his name was was his son was my father W body so that's who it was she never said well perhaps it's all for the best £26,000 and an house here have some more am it's wonderful I can't believe it perhaps We're Dreaming it's true Alla I'm going to live in the house areny Al Bean kept it down for me ever since Mr Wy died servants and all my servants you got a position to live up to now I suppose I have really do hope we won't go and marry beneath him you better watch out all around I got to be precious careful aren't it it's a Dy to marry into a County family nowy don't I perhaps up Lord oh you've got a wonderful Prospect in front of you M for instance you might go into Parliament or buy a shooting box or hunt you want to hunt ay yes I suppose I all I think I'll just have a stroll around try and sort things out in the mind a bit well that's right M the men in your position can't afford to make no hasty [Music] [Music] decisions [Music] hello hot Kips don't you remember me anic oh I am well well I'm blown you you grown up h oh so of you you got a mustache that's right do you like it suit you I didn't know you was back I just see you through the window how did you thought perhaps you'd gotten me B me no fear I just thought preps your head of course not well it's a long time since I've seen you a he must be uh more than seven years don't do to count how you been keeping all right you look all right do oh it's nice to see you again and sort of brings back Old Times Lord do you remember the last time L you bet you insane how insane he's doing fine he's got a bicycle shop in London you know he's married what s got a baby too well fancy o said well sure you hav't one got married too not me what' you been doing an been over at Ry in service I'm in a bit of holiday now going to a new place in Fon next week as a par made this time Marty I you ay you remember that six month what you know the one I cut in off of course yes you run after the bus and give it me still got iew you got yours what what did you think didn't expect you'd keep it I always thought it was silly keep in mind besides it didn't mean anything really oh didn't it hav wonder how you was getting on ay you still in the Breaky no as a matter of fact I'm not what you mean you left that's right I had a St of luck coming to a bit of 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I do oh man cuz you was a bit swiy at the time but it would just not be a s you'd like to buy a half share in the play if only had 300 quit to do it with what did I say that you're a words old boy of course you haven't got three have quid then no but all the say so I changed the name of the plate to the fested butterfly thanks to you old boy what that taly all the same don't you've got a go man in that half yet old boy now listen I won't listen K I'm a man of my word what's the name of your bank and S I think but I'll share you said I'll share you shall have stop the the sudden bank will you hey now come on come on don't be nervous from now on signing checks is going to be second nature to you good day sir good day could I have one pound in silver please how would you like this Mr Kips well five tell us old boy hey it's Mr Kip Shirley yeah that's right how are you Mr C right dear fellow may I congratulate you on your good fortune oh thanks 100 thanks you you heard then yes there was a paragraph in The folkstone Gazette yeah trusted Larry see I get that interview old boy PL yours 200 thanks that's right this is Cho Mr coat how how do you do well I just thought I'd wish you well as an old acquaintance perhaps we shall meet again oh thank you uh are you doing anything now Mr C only pottering you know just pottering well I was wondering if you'd care to come up to my place and have a smoke and a chat like eh thank you I I should be delighted all pleasantly GRE thanks old boy I promise you'll never regret it s old boy I got a train to catch I'll just about manage it if I run oh sh it in the motor anymore if you want it well goodbye boy keep in touch with me yes I will GL met you so long oh you might give the driver 2 10 will you I haven't got less than a five of you would you care for a ride in the motor Mr Cot oh oh by by all means yes thank you well after you it's fine Mr oh good morning Mrs transom thank you very much oh so sorry is it all right to go in the study Mrs transom if you wish sir well uh This Way Mr C hi must only St minute this is where the old gentleman wrote all his letters you it my grandfather it was indeed really all this will make a tremendous change for you Mr Kips yes that's what I've been thinking I'm like the chap in the song they're singing I thought I to know where I are you know well make yourself a down Mr thank you I gather it's rather a big windfall 1200 a year indeed really one doesn't want to seem presumptuous but this Chito I I hope you'll pardon me mentioning it but I couldn't help noticing at the bank so is a friend of mine an actor in a way he helped me to my money oh well of course naturally in that case you'd know best I not suggesting there was anything wrong but it is a lamentable fact that money attracts well sponges one hesitates to offer advice course oh no no that's just what I need Mr Kim oh my dear fellow if there's anything I can do to guide or help for a spirited young fellow suddenly wealthy there are many Temptations oh I know why only the other evening with Chit you know how it is we we got talking and drinking and of course it's seeing live ah but is it worth it ah oh our dumping Salvage really bad old junk match oh I wouldn't want you to think that Mr coup you know Mr Kips between ourselves I've never touched alcohol in my life never haven't you I smoke of course one doesn't want to be a Pharisee oh yeah oh no no no really I wasn't meaning that yeah go on take thank you yes you cannot be too careful money nowadays has many pitfalls for the unwar I dare say it has I was talking on this subject only the other day to Mr Densmore the Vicor curiously enough the Reverend and honorable he went so far as to maintain that wealth can only be fittingly used by the landed gentry oh did he of course as a social worker I disagreed with him one has got to stand up to these people yes a man's a man for all that I told him quoting Burns yes I think I had him there yeah that's right yes I'm afraid our Mr denmore is a bit of a snob yes the portals of society are open nowadays to anyone who has the means to make himself worthy of it really inup why at school with me were a number of Tradesman Sons wholesalers of course yes education is a great leveler oh that's just it Mr C I'm not educated well not properly that is one can acquire education you um you really think I could become a gentleman you owe it the opposition my dear giips you mean I ought to get with educated people who know how to do things properly so if I uh wanted to call on someone I could know how to behave that and other things being a gentleman is a full-time occupation I'm afraid yeah I can see that I hope there's nothing to get alarmed about well if you could only give me some advice Mr C you see I've only got out Mr Bean he's my solicitor and I don't know him much I see I was wondering why not have a chat with a young solicitor friend of mine he's only recently qualified but he's remarkably clever Ronald walshingham Washam yes Miss waling Ham's brother miss Helen Washam oh Charming girl don't you think and she was talking of you only the other day me in the very highest terms it was her I was thinking of calling on you know I might have guessed that hey that c that I still have this thank you she wouldn't mind me calling oh you'll be very welcome Thursdays her afternoon generally Thursday oh oh dear oh let me no that's quite really if I could be of any help well you've got so many things to do oh no not really I I must confess I've rarely met anyone so congenial and modest if I may say so I seem able to say things to you some I'm lad I'm I'm tremendously lad I want a friend that's it straight my dear Kips I want a friend too oh really yes I'm rather a lonely sort of dog really I I haven't AED my thoughts so freely for months shake hands KBS you're the right stuff I take my advice and make that call I will why Mr Kips good afternoon I just thought I'd call do come in will you oh thank you how are you well I'm gramble I just thought I'd call having nothing to do yes of course I heard about your good fortune this morning I do congratulate you hey isn't it a go you're just in time for tea come in thanks hello Kips hello Mr C this is my brother Ronnie how' you doing I heard all about you from Chester if you'll excuse me I'll ask go and help mother with the tea I'm afraid we're without a maid at the moment cigarette Mr Kips oh thanks and by the way congratulations oh thanks I say won't you won't you sitan thanks by the way I believe I mentioned Ronnie to you he's a fully fed solicitor now yes so if you want any advice so Jeff yes I been too glad thanks Mr Bean's handing my business just now of course I don't know much about him well Watson and bean what do you say Ronnie well Really T professional anat we're only asking your opinion hey Kips well uh Orthodox you know you mean they're not quite uh all right oh yes just honest enough but if you don't mind my saying so a little bit oldfashioned nowadays perhaps one could use a little more Enterprise you two really ought to have a business chat one day te mother you know Mr Kips don't so pleased to meet you Mr Kips I think we met before in the shop yes of course so nice of you to call yes I just thought I would I'm so glad you were a pupil of Helens at the wood carving class yes that's how I had the pleasure she took such an interest in it it was an outlet for her you know she told me all about you milk and sugar Mr Kips just as you like do sit down everybody please yeah you are Kips a little bird whisper to me we ought to congratulate you Mr Gibs oh thanks oh dear youve given Mr Kips a name chair as we playfully to call it that's quite all right really that's right Ronnie get a bit of word we really must have that M yes of course we must yeah is that better fine quite sure yeah I have my chair if you like no I'm quite a time really you have a pastry no I'm not very hungry thank you you know Mr Gibs it's a great responsibility for a mother to feel that her daughter is well so exceptionally clever oh mother there no mistake about that you know Mr Kips when Helen was quite a tiny tot she wrote verse no M she still does but it isn't very good nonsense I think it has a lot of swinburn about it in his quieter moods of course oh it's nothing much it comes to nothing but one must do something ah the food of the spirit where would one be without it he Kips H you're going to go to cycle I suppose ped yes of course she's playing at The Pavilion next week oh is he yes you really ought to hear him KS quite brilliant though perhaps for some people he's just a little free with his rubato yes there is that a matter of taste of course yes I expect that are you musical Mr Kips well I like it as a matter of fact I'm learning the ban Joe from a fellow now will you have some more tea no thank you perhaps Mr Kips would like to have a look around the garden would you yes I like garding good yeah dear just fetch me some more milk it's not very big is it I like it it's small but then this is the day of small things out look might be worse at least there one doesn't stare one social replica in the face it's nice I like that lilac tree over there it's pretty yes my father used to like that I didn't know you wrote things I don't know whether I'll ever be any good at that anyhow I should think you could do anything if you wanted do I wonder I'm afraid I'm too ambitious well this isn't very much of a springboard is it I don't know I suppose not the fact is Mr Kips I'm I'm afraid I'm rather a discontented sort of person place like folkson values people for sheer vulgar Prosperity we are very far from prosperous and we live in a back street one feels one hasn't opportunities even if I had I suppose I wouldn't take them still that's Chester I can believe you you could do anything you wanted if you tried I used to watch you in the wood carving class I think you must be one of the rare people who believe in me but I [Music] do angel of love to [Music] [Music] be there's the old castle what you say to TI me up to the top of the old keep and picnicking when we get back there's a marvelous view from the top good idea hey you two we're going up to the castle we're paddling into the bank here all right now Ronnie you hear that you and Daris have better to stay behind and get out the picnic basket then you can come on afterwards oh all right [Music] mother [Music] quite a time isn't it only two or three more Mrs W you know don't barely think I can go any further we'll stop here if you like mother of course not dear you must see the view I'm sure Chester won't mind staying with me only too bad well off you go then would you like to if you would we'll just look at the view and come down again no hura The Darlings it's glorious isn't it I wonder what it looked like when they were building this oh a lot different I expect perhaps they justed here up to all sorts of things I was always a went for scenery and I see things that are that are beautiful makes me feel silly L you need you know Mr Kips you hold yourself too cheap I do you shouldn't you mean you don't why should I well I mean for instance you don't think of me as an equal why not well not perhaps you haven't enough faith in [Music] yourself I thought if I thought that you could do anything Mrs washingon do you think you could care enough for me to help me Mrs washingon do you care for me at all I must say I must know yes I know I know me you mean you do but promise if I never hold you cheap you never will yourself you mean I mean I I hold you dear mean to say you'll marry me what else could I mean are you [Music] I still all the same I don't think I should have cared to have lived here here we are come along you twoo now we mustn't keep Ronny waiting any longer well wasn't the you lovely mhm you needn't tell me my dear Kips this is better than a legacy oh I can't hardly believe it she's Splendid don't deserve it and it began before your money when you put me in the wood carving class course it's a County family you know they're connected with the boe's Lord Boe oh it's too much my dear CHF my dear CHF if there's anything I can do help you choose the ring perhaps oh yes the ring Papa that's me c u y PS well well they spell my name wrong that was Chester he apparently found that the correct spelling was CPS it was a pish family of that name who settled in Kent several hundred years ago I never seen it spelled that way I just say it not q wies no you pronounce it Kips s before I see anyway it's wonderful even if it is felt different I'm not good enough for you the more you see me the more you'll find me out would you really like me to help you I wish you would there are only a few little points for instance as your pronunciation you don't mind if I mention it of course not there are hes I know C promised to help help me about that it only needs a little care and then there's um there's dress well isn't this all right yes but you you don't want to be too elaborate too dressy you want to look right without looking as though you were trying to be right I see and then you must try to be more at ease when you're with people forget yourself a bit don't be so anxious you know I'll try I'll do my best to try I know you will commence soup right now fish shall we say soul bam quite right and what goes with fish chips no what wine oh um burgundy no no no no no no no s ah yes or grvs quite right now AR Lord they have noted up the price of those chemol I beg your pardon it's nothing it's just a line they produced I you they never go Arthur dear you must try to remember you're not in business now sorry melodious stuff old Omar after that you might read satas carile has a grand rugged style has he I mean has he you know I got a lot of difficulty with those two words which is which oh it's perfectly simple as is a conjunction and has is a verb ah safe but when when is each witch oh always one says has when one means one has for instance one says he has I mean he has otherwise one says has he has I mean as he has it's perfectly simple I see I got it clear now I [Music] think [Music] [Applause] [Music] up very nice may I yes de of course oh by the way uh this come this came this morning I don't know any Mrs binden botting ARA Mrs binden botting is one of the best known people in the district her husband's on the London Stock Exchange they have a lovely house just outside fol and a p in Kensington I don't have to go or anything do I of course I told Mrs Bing you'll be delighted we're all going everyone who met us will be there Sydney Rebel is coming down too who's he you must have heard of him everyone reads his novels he wrote passionate Genesis you know he has such a vital personality anagrams 4: to 6:30 p.m. it's an anagram te each guest has an anagram pinned on and you go around with a card and guess other people's I understand it's sweeping the drawing rooms of Mayfair I couldn't do that not not just yet it's quite simple just couldn't but it's really Jolly shakes everybody up together Mar I don't want to be shook up you'll have to meet people sooner or later I know but Al so you do want to please me don't you you know I [Music] do hello GMI boy hello fing it's nice to be a gentleman oh what a life B seen her ladyship lately I know I run into her alonga williiam other day she asked me to remember to you you you know old s Williams gout is something Dreadful we don't hardly ever see him in a club these days do you think we should be getting back now Chester yes it is getting late which way you going Kips thank you but I don't think we're in need of your Society you know I thought you was [Music] alone I think that was simply frightful CH I know but they didn't mean anything see I used to know them that's no reason why they should be so beastly familiar well I don't see why not I was with them for years in the shop they've got a right to talk to me haven't they yes Arthur of course they have I don't see what else you could have done right quite these things are B to happen while we're here in folston but presently we shall be living in London we shall build up our own little circle of friends and then everything will be different [Music] [Applause] [Music] London [Music] [Applause] you know my name's way you and than to K you you're a bad Wicked man you don't you catch me don't you push me don't you shove [Music] me hello why are thany seeing you here you made me jump I didn't see you coming what are you doing down here then only need a Cy bus pair from my place oh yes you're working in folks now aren't you been here quite a bit now how you getting on might be worse I generally come down here on my afternoon off EES a feet a bit after running up and down the stairs all day I don't know why people must have basement kitchens just to make it harder I expect not expect so well I'm going in now well do you mind if I walk up the beach with you do you think you are why not well I'm only in service and if your friends want to see you with me oh there that doesn't matter you sure you AR going anywhere no no I was just mooching about I'll wait for you you do look smart where St Taylor do you like it going to put my stuffings on now oh all right that's be nice having everything you want oh yes I I live in my own house and meet people educated people and and go for walks and Bre poetry go to chamber concerts well have a good time all around must be nice bit different from being in the drapery rather I got the stocking on now AR yeah of course I miss the chaps from the shop sometimes you know I'll bugging it's in Pier where'd you ever see him now it's not the same you'd be surprised at the things that have happened to me lately an sometimes I'm surprised myself aie are you laughing well yes I was just going to tell you well why shouldn't I be happy I expect it was silly of me I was just wondering well I ought to be 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flirting with servant girls then what You' call being loyal to Helen well she won't know supposing you were seen how would you ever face Helen at the anagram te who says I'm going to any blooming an it's it's quite easy an anagram is just a word with the letters rearranged take the word smug for instance gums would be an anagram or of course mugs exactly g u ms s m u m u GS you follow kids mugs ah here we are now don't worry my dear chap I assure you it'll be jolly good fun chest or Ron will help you Mrs bindon butting yes sir will you come in no ah this is B CH my dear are how nice to see you and you my dear and Mr C how do you do may I introduce my fiance Mr Kips how' you do I must congratulate you both Al you're a very lucky man Mr Kips it was nice of you all to come an and take Mr Kip's hat now let's go in at the anagram in p s have ma but you'll soon be experiencing the certain problem yourself as I expect so an now will you each take one or will you take yours soing oh my dear Sydney reel's here he was just this minute asking for mother now come along here we are now you know what to do just chot around and guess fun Arthur iure you more marriages have been wrecked by the persistant for of the husband than anything else he very nearly M oh Mr rebel I really believe you're quoting from one of your own rather risky novel and dear lady I admited Sydney is more than usually devastating this afternoon but I'm a devastating company oh I I want you to meet Mr re is my fiance Mr Kips really oh my dear fellow how' you do how' you do oh I know that one what another barely Mr reel we better hurry be sure to win it's apparently to the only prize that's left for me to carry over oh I think I wanted will you forgive me have you guessed any anagrams Arthur well not many I'm afraid never mind you soon will you know you look very nice I'm quite proud of you sugar M thank you sugar and two please thank you move about here won't you you're sure to be able to get some and I think you drop this hello out there hello I think I did rather a nice bit of business with you this afternoon oh thanks Kips and how go the anigram what nothing dear fellow come come come look I'll give you a start shall I now for instance I'm lonice what do you think that means eh my Coline of course just a minute and take this back I don't want it well I must speak to you you can't not here well I got to you said enough the other day now listen Mr giips you're not going already Yes I must we haven't finished the guessing H I got to I'm not feeling very well oh it's so no bleeding I'm sorry there lots of people who have M Mr Kips has just left what surely not he said he felt ill very [Music] odd what on Earth's the matter with [Music] you these NS and LS of Tears too unrequited love perhaps probably some fatal folks than [Music] Gods he C come in here I've been Anna an I want to marry you I must you can't go marrying everybody you got to marry her no an no you'll have to come up to London with me and marry me right away before anyone else can London I couldn't oh why not I haven't given notice here what's that matter besides it wouldn't be fair to ear you haven't treated me right NE no I know I haven't I've been all wrong I just didn't know what I wanted but I do know now an and will you C well I should do something desperate if you don't come with me I I should go out and well I'm going AE I'll do it there to me no we've got to go now but what about me box it's upstairs oh never mind your box but it's got all things in it I'll buy your hand boxes in and and come what hate this like anything who cares oh dear if we don't now we'll never coming a I wouldn't do this for everyone my come [Music] on what is prehistoric Gardens they're monsters oh makes you wonder how they ever got enough to eat oh I expect everything was all in proportion when they was alive oh I see you lost your glove Mrs giips you know very well I haven't showing off your wedding ring oh what did I am never Mindy we're at the Crystal Palace it's public what's that called him is um lath oh I don't think I ever heard of that well I'm B it's just like old coot it's extinct yeah he like old coot all the same I wonder what she's thinking aarty you'll have to go and see her I'd have been to see her already if she hadn't gone away do you think there'd be any trouble what do you mean well breach your promise oh no don't I think they do that I'll apologize and offer damages to her brother and he's still my solicitor you know oh anyway we're married they can't alter that be nice have an House of our own rather you'll know all about what the servant is up to anyhow we're not going to have servant well we laugh to you and then what not I to be able to go into me own kitchen well we've got a position to keep up now you know I don't like for have to say it but I don't like you and in a bit whyever not well for one thing it's got a basement now they had quite enough of basement and another thing it's too big Arty couldn't we go somewhere smaller well I suppose we could let it yeah I know why don't we build house of our own build one just like you want it no no basement or anything do you think we could well why not I I'll see an architect as soon as we get back well I don't know I think it's having houses built by men that makes all the work and trouble well you can tell him just how you want it what you say h would be nice ay just to reception rooms and a modern kitchen and a study for me oh got you just see it there just a little house a sort of cozy te time with a cat on the AR draging kettle on the and butter toast and muffin and you B Windows one rough cast Gable one half timbered Ditto in plaster a lodger in the Italian fashion a Gothic style porch and T door Hall and a conservatory much appreciated in the the summer months very nice but it tastes a bit on the big side L isn't it you think so don't forget that you asked for an unusually large kitchen 20 ft square with a window seat we want the girl to be comfortable quite but we couldn't very well build a house with the domestic quarter is the largest feature could but we only ask for three bedrooms three principal bedrooms plus of course the servants your husband's dressing room the box room bathroom and separate office very modern feat other there and you may remember we just touched upon the necessity for a nursery at some future date of course yes I believe I did mention that very well then well would you mind if I heard a word about it with Mrs Kips by all means plan of house for Arthur Kips SQ it's nothing like what we told him I know but what are we going to do tell him we'll have it like we said only three bedrooms and no Conservatory or anything or we'll go elsewhere come on y go I wa here right okay of course we could had a Billard room quite easily here for instance no no it's better what I said yeah no doubt about it that's an house ah Mr Kips well well I've been talking about it with Mrs kipson we thought perhaps we ought to have something a bit smaller smaller like we said three bedrooms and no conservat and my boy that might be very nice for some little whipper snapper of a Tradesman but but not for a gentleman exactly where has this is an house yes I can see that Uncle but we can always build on to it later build on to it you got a position to keep up now believe me you can't be comfortable in this world unless you do precisely you see that don't you yes Uncle I can see that plain enough I don't want to press you Mr giips but I have got another appointment well come on AE make up your mind [Applause] then I'll forward you the estimate goodbye Mrs Kips I am sure you'll be very satisfied and don't forget that their bilard room be ay what have you done we're having it what well the eyes saw all of it Arty you no right to have done such a thing Arty Landing us with a place like that you say you'll build a house CU you's too big and then you go and pick one that's a lot bigger where's the sense in it I know it's a decent size think of the cleaning tree servants have been lost in that house I did want it to be a little outy oh look here M why shouldn't we have servants uncle's right we've got a position to keep us servants there's servants for you look at that what that fireplace what's wrong with it we been black for days it's bad enough having one servant ever knows what it would like having three as a matter of fact we ought to have a bigger out it's no reason why not except you promised me we wouldn't you can't be comfortable in this world if you don't live up to your position did your uncle say that too what if he did what are you up to now well there you go again how many times have I told you I will not have you scrubbing floors and cleaning gra one thing I will not stand our kit as a dirty house what you've got to learn is to manage the house H not do all the wood yes good afternoon is Mrs giips at home your mistress is she in not at home oh well perhaps you'll tell her we called Mrs pet Smith an I couldn't tell him who I was Arty not that this you are to known better than that an you are really I'm sorry Arty Miss paret Smith Mrs paret Smith the Reverend paret Smith is these people nice people come to call on us and you slap him in the face oh I never slapped him in the face you sent him away didn't you the wife of a reverend too wouldn't have had this happen for a £1 Noe I don't see the use in getting in a state about it now oh you don't don't you well I do I tell you what you've got to do you must return that call ay how can I well you must just find out how many cards leave and go and leave them I can't face them people again after that yes you must they won't recognize you in your Bond Street at I can't all right then you can't enough enough they go we never see them again that's what comes of blacking and behaving like a Skiby perhaps I behave like a skiy cuz I was a Skiby well I've improved myself and you might try at any rate I never ought to have married you ar oh don't St that again I'm not equal to your position I can't live up to your big house and your servants and your visiting cars and that's the truth I'm sorry I married you I never would have married you if you hadn't said you do something desperate so you better go out and get one of them divorces well all right if that's them again you've got to come down see and apologize grand for KS oh thanks no no thank youy what is it what is it from Ronald Wasing and wants me to come to his office urgent well you can guess what that's for can't you breach your promise breach of promise and my wife wants a divorce I wish I'd never been born this way Mr giips is your brother he isn't here I sent that telegram I've been trying to see you I wanted to apologize like about you and it's not bad I asked you to come because there's something that I must tell you now that you're here I don't know how to do it you see it's very bad news what's happened my brother's gone run away Arthur he's made a terrible mess of everything everything of yours it's my fault I ought to have warned you I don't understand sorry to be so indirect it isn't very easy I'm trying to tell you that my brother has ruined you we didn't know when rnie went not until I got his letter telling me the whole miserable story and begging that I should ask you not not to take proceedings yes it's as bad as that what did he do what he would call becking his own judgment what I believe the police would call converting to his own use you Mayan I have nothing left I should have warned you but in the circumstances it was a little difficult oh yes oh suppose I better be going what are you going to do I don't know got to realize it oh nothing about that anyway oh thank you you're so good what will you do right I shall go on I think I once told you that I was too ambitious ambitious for security and the right people and not having to bother about keeping up appearances I I still [Music] me I got te ready ay have you why AE what's the matter it's gone what how money all of it my brother took it ay we're ruined we haven't a penny left oh the tell me in a minute have a cup of tea first won't you I'll make you some bter toes just the way you like it you still got me and I got you we'll find a way you've been wonderful about it down really you have we have been happy together somehow haven't we yes howy we have I'm sorry I spoke to you like I did this afternoon I've been a fool all together never mind you try and go to sleep now yeah I'll try must be next door it's us there what we can beat this time keep by you nearly got a lop of gravel in your eye that time old boy matter CH are you all right me I'm magnificent I'm terrific come on kiby come on come on me come on Old dear hurry up come on Kips come on old race horse sh the neighbors hello Kips old boy did I get you K what is where's the little woman can't leave her out of this she's in ch what's up my dear old L my dear old boy my play my play I'm knocked old booy I'm sorry I'm knocked Oh What a Night something on wrong wrong no it's it's a success I'm a success a howling success and it's not me old boy cry like a baby all the way down I've just come for the first night laugh they never stop laugh laugh laugh well why weren't you there well you never told me didn't I no that's right I thought it might flop all the other players had flopped I'd spent your money all ready to do a duck and run and then Biff they liked it they went mad the bit with a butterfly butterfly Down popp's Neck flutter flutter flut they screamed they howled and then the curtain down it came BFF this is Mrs giips I take it that's right now this is Mr chlo how do you do laugh laugh even I laugh Mr chlo's had a big success with his play oh was he for the papers the notices terrific Sensational read them and I'm glad for you too old boy me why me why you're harm share of course I always remember my friends when I'm successful you mean to say you're all right take it from me it'll run a year perhaps two and that means money cash the box office the libraries week by week pouring in if if you had heard him you had know really oh lady wbury come in catch yourself at last let's drink to what's coming to [Music] us evening Mr GI evening thank you another check from old chipo oh where is he he's all right he's writing a tragedy now says that's what he was really cut out for as was young Arty Che man let's head the towel up penny for smart I don't know that I was thinking of anything much really perhaps I was just thinking what a rum girl everything is remember I used to say you can't be happy in this world if you don't live up to your position silly isn't it fny old heart ain't I I don't suppose there was ever a chip quite like me before Oh I don't know that [Music] [Applause] [Music] l [Music] n
