The Real-Life Sonic Adventure 2 Randomizer

all right intros suck so i'm going to make this brief if you're a caveman you might recognize that this is a wheel and those biblical scholars will recognize the five commandments of this video here we'll be beating all sonic stages in sonic adventure 2 all six of them upon completing a stage i will spin the wheel of wonderful rewards which can give me such benefits as only use a keyboard oh goody joy we will start with two effects the default effects being you're not allowed to collect rings and a break reminder will be set to go off every minute on my computer as you can see it's already going on [Applause] of course to fit the theme of the video i customized it so that had the messages just high and a picture of some chicken those of you who are humans who like food will recognize that current effects my handwriting for mouse is pretty good i'm gonna say reminder app and no rings when me and myself was brainstorming the ideas for all this we did decide that it was a good idea that i give myself the ability to remove one effect per stage just for the sake of making the video better if i get like i don't know one of the effects on the wheel like turn the camera and the recorder off i might want to like veto that so i do have one veto power per [Music] level select [Music] last rule of note if you do break any of the rules during the level you'll be forced to do a restart i didn't decide this my team did i might be on my team [Music] all right i agree if i were good enough at video games to complete this game without using rings then i would also be a smart enough human being to not have put that on the list of effects and so i wouldn't be in this this is a paradoxical video i really thought this interrupter thing would actually ruin the game but it's actually just making me in a good i had mood a video on just gameplay in so long i've forgotten how to physically react to anything [Music] i spent more time playing city escape than i did actually having a childhood so i should be better at this than i am i i needed that about now thank you [Music] find that muskrat no matter what that might be it was the first song i danced to at my wedding and i still don't know the lyrics of it i think this is where i messed up last broken new grounds it's strangely difficult to just take a nice leisurely stroll down a pair of stairs ah okay i'm pretty sure you have to collect rings on this thing so uh yeah i think you have to right that's a sign right yeah it's that one's fine i'll avoid the rest though pov you're watching me play sonic ah it's been a while since rolling a blunt at the speed of sloughs all right i don't like that at all or that me too see that okay slowing down and appreciating the life and environment might be like sac religious in the sonic world but it's kind of nice okay i can kind of do that i think i can get through this without all right i had to get those rings i had no option uh the rest of this i have no idea where any rings are so i'm just gonna keep jumping and hope i jump all right first ones to the right [Music] pulling a ball at the speed of sports did you think oh i got a checkpoint why haven't i been using those why did i forget i could use those why did i think as a part of this challenge i couldn't use checkpoints and i have 85 lives because i've yeah apparently i have that [Applause] avoiding all rings every single ring i'm cracked if i beat this just cut out the parts where i said that i could collect them thank you for that thank you all right for some rings on the right i'm going to avoid them and then go straight towards them rings scoot over it's fine i think i can go to the middle now and it's safe i don't think there's ever rings down the middle that i don't remember okay those are stay down the middle i think there's some more on the left and then it's on the right right yeah there's something left oh of course there's one down the middle at the right but don't restart ash no middle yep no no no all right [Laughter] i didn't deserve that all right brothers all right effects first off none of this we're getting rid of this i'm using my victory cutout that's that okay and we're adding two more yeah this wheel works pretty good i took days to construct it as much as i'd like for it to be wild it is this [Music] so what we're doing for this we're just like good news chicken okay it won't tilt as much as i wanted to so so we're just gonna we're just gonna do it like this instead and the other one [Music] oh what's this throw my phone in the garbage what a lucky effect that's okay that's i'm okay with that one honestly i couldn't hear myself with these anyway they're too noise-cancelling these don't have volume on them though so i do oh yeah they're loud all right oh wow they're comfy too feels like someone's sticking a one singular nail into the top of my head but other than that it's pretty good [Music] just gonna wear them a little bit like this if that's okay let me check the rules oh yeah it specifies nothing about that so that's perfectly fine metal harbor as you can see i've got an a rank on everything my best time is 30 hours which is pretty good getting no rings not an easy thing to do i'd like to see you guys do that try and make fun of me try it just try see if you can do it i dare you i put my head like this is completely normal i already lost i was expecting by the point that i have multiple wow i suck by the point that i have multiple things active that it would be extremely hard but this is actually going to be a cakewalk compared to city escape why'd i even set the reminder when i have an obnoxious phone always going off the phone like in terms of my channel's lore is kind of equivalent to like if i had like a really quirky sidekick that was always bothering me except it's just a phone because i have no human company all right outrageously easier for using my wild card to get rid of one effect the level's not over peter nice yes all right in terms of using an effect i'm just gonna un-tilt the screen because it just seems really stupid and pointless i've got to update this thing so slime head phones it's a new way i thought about making a pee i got rid of the screen so we do two new ones here [Music] any day buddy minimum minimum we're just going to turn this bad boy all the way down to i think 600 the lowest it goes which is lovely and in full screen my computer is gonna love this [Applause] just yeah obs is recording it in like a square a small square and i think it's gonna crash hello [Music] all right [Music] i love how big that is now i'm quite a big fan of that i'm a big fan of this one actually it's maybe gonna hurt my ears because of these headphones but essentially all it is uh there's this video it's just an hour of silence occasionally broken up by a mario 64 thwomp sound effect it's called one hour of silence occasionally broken by amara 64 thwomp sound effect that is so loud okay all right so now we got two jump scares which is awesome thankfully this level's pretty quick [Music] gosh this is so loud on these headphones at the very least the sound quality is fantastic like sennheiser 650. i know how the sonic fanbase works everyone's going to start saying how i didn't take the shortcut and i didn't find the secret chow and i didn't i'm just trying to get through these i'm not here for a joy ride or or the best gameplay as you can see by the fact i'm tony hawking and the camera stuck under the stage yes tony hawking is related to stephen hawking inhuman reaction times fantastic u-turn illegal they call him good boy that was really good timing which is perfect because this is an entertainment youtube video where funny timing is really good for comedy i heard that i heard that from here wait [Music] okay survey says it's on this one because i'd rather deal with this than this great now we're really just stereotypical youtuber no think of original things right i was thinking of 20 ideas for for real life random effects for this video i had to i obviously had to have muscle stimulators on it okay these things hurt a lot when they're not on correctly so i might just duct tape it to my arm [Music] yeah taking this off is definitely gonna hurt a lot more [Music] now what do i tend to do with these so i put them to 3.5 the official rules state 3.5 i'm just gonna die to death what all right i don't know why i have to write this one down considering and i'm probably not gonna forget it [Music] with my with my freebie i'm gonna get rid of slime headphones i know a lot of you guys are big fans of it i'm trying not to damage my ears i mean essentially speaking i'll still take this i'll still take this over doing the the ring thing again hi chicken now you're just condescending at this point and is that gonna go away oh sonic just had an exact recreation of the inner workings of my muscles at this very moment oh nice an extra life this will come in handy that's that was nice of him to try to hug me i'll deal with you is that the thing you prickly spinal hog i wish there was some kind of vision hi some kind of visual representation no don't throw it ah i guess you can see me doing that that boat's so cool why did eggman put it in this place though it's almost as if he made this face to be like sonic's hi just just please just please all right thank you hi i'm gonna use my special thingy get rid of this uh believe it or not as it is the most detrimental [Music] to my gameplay i'm just gonna do one of these oh nice i feel like i've grown after that that's my level up sound and how come i feel like you're just going to give me that same thing again so that's a little poopy keyboard this is what a keyboard looks like push the yellow button for switch action window [Applause] okay never mind well i'm already on that oh wait okay official rules state if wheel repeats go to next slot next slot in the direction i was turning the wheel is a wild card which i can use to undo one specific thing thank you i think i'm gonna get rid of minimum graphics for the sake of my recorder and for a better viewing experience i have to do another one because the only effect is the keyboard thing and that's probably not going to make much of an effect because i'm actually kind of cracked a keyboard swinging thing this is a classic you'll see this a lot in real nuzlocks i'm just going to take this little uh this lens cover attached to a piece of string and what we're going to do is tape it to the ceiling and how it works if you watch other nuzzle locks you'll know this you just have to swing it like so and it'll be a slight distraction but the thing is if it stops swinging completely you can't let that happen because that's bad so if you do that if it stops swinging and you don't swing it back you fail and must restart the level so it is a constant toy i have to play with this is so unfortunate my gameplay will be extremely hindered by it my controller's not working i'm still on keyboard it was at this point that i thought that i was using my freebie on keyboard and not graphics and so i was using a controller from here on out i could have gone on with this video without even telling you you probably would never have noticed so before you complain that i cheated think about how honest and cool and nice i am thought maybe i'd have to mess with it every minute or so it's like every five swings and i think i've actually gotten pretty good luck so far because some of the ones on here like that one that one sucks all right we're on crazy gadget it's pretty crazy but it could be crazier could you imagine if i hadn't gotten rid of the sideways screen thing then it'd be upside down and sideways and i don't even think i'd be able to see that did not stop that stuff it's one thing if it's just like annoying and hard but it's not really entertaining either it's a stupid little swinging pendulum for my face this is the type of content that's really gonna bring me places guys alright i should have put some crazy stuff on the wheel like like i have to do this well like getting a phd or something crazy right or like if if i collect any rings i have to remake the game from scratch little things like that would have been good ideas to put on and probably would have made the video a lot more entertaining you know shut up or like recite your favorite katy perry song while you're playing like i could have gone way way more simple and normal so just you know just be thankful that's a lot of swamps oh he's just going holy cow oh my gosh your stupid arms dude you didn't even want me dead you just wanted my money you're a duck you oh my oh it's supposed to be like timing base well i don't need it ouch ouch he says little did he know nope no take your time take your sweet time there hasn't been any thwomp for a bit his arms stupid what are the odds of that what are they can i get a poop in the chat just kidding there is no chat shut up ah whoa oh gosh i like this level quite a bit it does not bother me the fact that i have to redo it five times the thing that bothers me is the fact that i have to keep smacking this stupid thing am i just going down there now i think i can well not get stuck at the ledge and we're [Music] stuck on a rocket and we yes all right so we're getting rid of the swingy thing [Music] that's you know what that sound means the final stage uh we have to do three different effects for i didn't put it on the rules simply because i did not think too [Music] could be worse oh it could not be worse i can't i literally can't see anything with this it doesn't have eye holes [Music] all right this still sucks a lot but it's fine it's going to be great for audio quality two more gloves oh we're just playing a little game of dress up aren't we that's what i thought i was thinking as well mr swamp and mr chicken last one please be nice to me oh my gosh it's so loud we already got that one so we go to this one we already got that one so we go to this one we already got that one so we're going to that one all right we're going to nightlight i'm gonna turn on the max oh that's beautiful this is just brown oh oh my eyes hurt all right final rush let's lock and load this is going to make me want to not talk just because i don't want to breathe in my own breath i brush my teeth before this video and everything like i'm all i'm whenever i sit down to do one of these okay well i make sure i'm i'm clean and ready for for kisses thankfully this is actually probably the only other mission that i played as much as city escape so i am pretty solid at it check out this shortcut here check this out check this out oh nailed it oh my gosh i'm crazy crazy oh there's good swamp timing too everything's lining up it's getting really kind of moist in this thing for my breath i don't know about you guys but my breath is pretty moist a lot of the time i have a condition called moist breath okay chicken oh nailed it i'm the coolest oh i actually am watch this watch as well just chicken i'm actually crazy check us out check us out check this out check this out check this out just go right back on it do a little fancy butt bounce thingy zip down here jump off early because i trust my instincts and my ability to land perfectly on any rail the content of this video is suffering at how good i am people want to see me fail you've come to the wrong video awesome even the game had to admit like dang buddy you may look be one ugly looking son of a gun but by golly you're good at us whoa all right well that was cringe what i don't respect your opinion anymore other fun knickknacks we didn't get to do that we're not featured in this episode eyepatch oh i was really hoping i get to do this one but like oh well and timer i set it for five minutes and if i let it run out i die at first i was thinking like all right after this video i don't know what i'm gonna do with this wheel because it takes up a lot of room but i kind of really i like the pretty colors also it's made out of an ab roller thing i'm gonna say not worth it probably chalk it up to a bad business decision maybe i'll get a tax write-off for it that being said i am pretty happy with this image of a pirate i do have that now and that's kind of cool for me [Music] you

Channel: Peter Knetter

Views: 189,199

Keywords: lets, play, playthrough, walkthrough, gameplay, review, reaction, facecam, comedy, parody, funny, moments, funtage, montage, best, of, compilation, sa2 battle, sonic adventure 2, emulator, randomizer, mod, real life, realistic, gameshow, rng, sega, sonic, mario party, speed run, challenge

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Length: 23min 14sec (1394 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 08 2022