Educational Mario Games!

[Music] he's done it jump up in the air jump up in the air jump up in the air jump up in the air jump up in the air jump this video contains an enormous amount of annoying Mario impressions headphone users beware so your school Mario games make a lot of money therefore there's a lot of educational Mario games as there is with any video game series that makes a lot of money because even people who want to teach children like money you wouldn't think so wouldn't surprising all those teachers he thought were just teaching out of the goodness of their heart and and living day to day off just do from the grass and thin air well guess what Mario's time machine and so I bought them all broke one of them first we're gonna look at Mario's time machine Mario's time machine came out in certain year I'm not gonna give you any educational thesis on these games I just bought them to play him cuz stupid it's got a little a little low face right on the disc I think Abraham Lincoln's in the scheme I'm actually serious yes time machine time I see what I did there Shane don't I here's a disc oh device is not dangerous right okay I have a compact disc and I find ok I don't think there's gonna be any audio we don't know you my name is Mario who do you use a time machine and steal the most valuable artifacts that history has to offer oh those Cooper's look a little overworked there's not a thing you can do Bowser says FaceTime Mario on his old 1990s television at last Bowser's Castle I'll show that no-good reptile he can't mess with history I'm Sonic the Hedgehog Oh Bowser your face looks like a cheese curd oh boy ok that's Ouija I'm sorry that's Ouija that's not my that's Ouija well as it is 2019 now let's see what it's like in London current day let's go uh I'm gonna guess that this game is running a lot faster than its supposed to this is gonna be impossible I have to collect five mushrooms without getting hit by these sea urchins there's no way this is not beatable it's just this isn't beatable I can't beat Mario's time machine yeah I gotta exit now go to somewhere besides London wait I don't know you you should not be to me go to this place at I don't know this year oh my gosh more be kidding me it's impossible yeah hold on Mario's time machine playthrough he only needed two mushrooms what okay what's library what the heck what are you shown here is the log cabin in which Abraham Lincoln would I knew Abraham Lincoln was in this game oh where are you Mario's tips where was this before a Koopa is carrying an artifact you can get back to him just by jumping on it use the tool box to find out when and where the artifact Long's and use a time machine okay we got to get that Koopa you're gonna get the artifact we're gonna save Abraham Lincoln from Bowser your buddy kaboom staff looks like a coat hanger Alexandria 47 BC oh my gosh it's it's still fast are you kidding me at the very least maybe I did it I there's things flying everywhere talk with people from the past and place words missing from the history page what excuse me ma'am is his staff yours take the staff Cleopatra take the staff offer hand-mirror offer staff offer take something you picky pretentious woman who in the world are you SIF we must know if this bald spot shows Oh have the hand mirror this is what you want come on man you got it you gotta take it take the hand beer don't look at your bald spot please yes Mario it's been another dramatic moment in my life okay Kay Panthro good luck I thank you for talking to Mario this is the thing that hit me Mario in Kiev Ezra had a conversation where she addressed the Mario by name this is stupidest thing I've ever done in my life for you wanting to argue at the cat man take the cat I don't want the cat just take it take the darn cat trying to solve history here take the cat no the hand mirror and you don't want the cat no the only do you want the cat would you like the cat take the cat library Bowser browse game is driving me crazy I don't want this how hard is it game is broken you know a Bowser you win I don't want to sit here hey Tasha Cleopatra for 10 minutes so she can just reject my mirror my staff but oh my gosh it sounds terrible and thus it was that Mario was not able to help Julius Caesar and Cleopatra and they all died and history didn't actually happen well wasn't that something special the next game on this list is in game at all it's a piece of cardboard that I wrote the URL that we can play it on a web browser for because I can't I couldn't get a hold of this game because my computer doesn't run floppy disks it only runs the stiffest of disks [Music] oh ho this link that's great just has a pot full of stick that's just a stick what more Mario the attorney is in a courtroom questioning Bowser who seems to be a bit nervous for some reason the Honorable Judge princess judge princess a judge is in charge of the court of law he or she makes sure that the attorneys precise in court color super mario dresses event fancy to come to the courtroom to put the Bowser in prison it is Bowser did probably touch a man's pocket there's sort of a piece she's looking at Bowser like it's like a man into it she's just like racecar driver / mechanic well the heck is that well let this shifty-looking seal in a manhole on the racetrack Luigi's its Ouija again oh my gosh it's just King poop all along and this isn't Mario it's toad and he's naked okay this is stupid next scientist here we see Mario developing nuclear weapons for the Mushroom Kingdom [Music] dude link travel agency oh my gosh why are they in Russia like yeah you wear beautiful tutu medical doctor / nurse sludge man here sorry I mean poop emoji I was having his ribs checked out because he's just legitimately missing some of them my Mario is having an aneurysm dr. Mario and nurse pretty nurse princess you can't mix those two things carpenter Mario the carpenter clearly the worst carpenter of all time oh that's this is not good in fact this is a little bit more realistic in fact there would be blood everything yeah there's a name his foot he's just accidentally drove a nail into his foot look at the face he's making this isn't the face you make maybe my your sister defeating a plumber maybe Mario should get to the ER ballet dancer who in the heck is this disc jockey Weegee if you have to use the bathroom just go Mario Mario Mario watch where you're going with that hand buddy computer programmer nice you knew that programmers talked about having bugs in their programs from time to time but this is ridiculous Mario is a well-trained member of a branch of the Armed Forces called the Air Force I doubt that journalist Mario the well trained Air Force officer crashed into a local neighborhood I get to my vitamins no Mario stop with the vitamins imma going to make them more nukes that was great what's this that was the greatest song I've ever heard a princess is that is spaghetti can I touch it it forget Mario teaches flipping typing you know why anyone thank goodness ell she grew Miyamoto knew what to give the people so let's play Mario teaches accounting why don't we make a hoe teaches typing from 1992 if any of these games are actually gonna teach me something it's this one because I'm really not that great at typing oh my gosh look at toad they gave him a nose to me Mario teaches typing music remix if you'd like to create a new student press w we can make people something is not right with Mario's hand gol words per minute 5 kem not that bad game let's go with Luigi this joke isn't even funny anymore okay okay okay okay the DMK because I can do this how long do I have to go on with this this is super annoying this is so I beat Chad Sun appears and help it okay we made it the pitch of this song is so high they can't even change the note something more fun at me okay step one stop step two okay lovely now back to EEG this is so much easier I'm not even kidding okay it's just getting really just making me tired we get some some calming victory music here the same level oops Oh I found a way to murder the game I kind of want to see where this is gonna go okay the game is officially broken it's stretched out this side of the screen down here why does this stop at 1669 though the guy has broken the game is actually broken game game hello I actually crashed this game that's fine this wasn't the good one anyway yeah there's two Joe Meyer teaches typing two for ages six to a hundred and one sure hope I die before I'm a hundred and two so I can still play this key fun and innovative approach to learning essential typing skills fun and innovative approach to learning typing skills learning typing skills rated ka' Beach is an alien holding a floppy disk next to a random computer sitting in the grass this is terrible computer etiquette you try and teach me about typing a teacher we had a manage computer him Mario you don't put them in the grass without electricity teaches typing Mario teaches typing intono innovates going back to Windows XP which I spent two days trying to get to function correctly with audio to play Mario teaches typing dos why would I spend that much time to get Mario teaches typing working I'm asking you a question tolerable music cause this key very smug look on his face [Music] who in the world is this all right well I'm glad they brought Chad son back well that wasn't paying attention are we so glad they made a sequel to this game it's the exact same game but it's got Mario's head so it's it's worth it he will be guiding us through this adventure and providing us with wonderful dialogues such as hey I don't got no tonsils yes I look at the keyboard constantly because that's that's what I do I can take all letters using all 20 of my fingers and toes guess what I don't care because I suck and I'm okay with that I've had a whole lifetime of using computers that of which I have used to accept the fact that I suck at typing and don't know how to do it correctly I can type fast if I'm looking at the keyboard and so that's what I'm gonna do so get off my case get off my video unsubscribe please don't [Music] hello you're good cutscene we're doing just stole this typewriter face that a dumbbell if you're gonna go lift a building alive oh no when Mario Luigi have found the first piece of the magical typewriter I was not aware we were looking for that you're having troubles aren't you so Mario's head it's a magical being that guides us through this game even though we can play as Mario and he's a big part of my childhood not because I played this game gosh I would have turned out much better person if I actually grew up playing this but actually because of all the beautiful whitee peas he gave to us heck I even made my own Mario's head ytp back in the day where he sang the pokemon theme song yo i'ma bake I game for you and it was beautiful it's time for me to die incompetent I am competent I edit for a living I do videos and I use a keyboard all the time 24/7 and I'm adequate graduations you past the beginning level print your certificate ooh all right cool I don't get one Muriel and loogie the bridge is broken Mario Luigi this is an actual Ian Ayre mask it's just a no and Mario physics don't care how we kiss I mean yeah that's what I meant [Music] you know I gotta take care of some who's at this point that Peter got extremely bored of typing over and over and side to look up the cutscenes on YouTube shut up Luigi Luigi look it's a tentacle monster we're in an anime Luigi this animation this is CDI level oh hey can we play this game I'll play poker with Koopas dude I'll give you all my Mentos don't worry Luigi I'm carrying I got I got my 22 in my pocket no poker for you plumbers who police thanks Nintendo complete for making my job a whole lot easier now I didn't have to learn to take after all it was up guys Peter just woke up but I've got to intro for this other game Mario's early years fun with letters so this is my intro okay Mario's early years fun with letters because Peter still better type and he probably doesn't even know letters good thing he's playing this game guess what you're you're a big Pete Princess Toadstool has a pig the pig is wet mice a pig wet why are Mario Luigi and Bowser drowning quicksand Bowser's so happy look at that face oh he's gorgeous Iggy Iggy is in the mud he's also hi he sat on top of Luigi I don't like this it Bowser please put an end to this you're looking dude looks like Fabio Bowser got a key Luigi is mad at Bowser hey how sir did not fit he tried to stuff the entirety of his face and a log for some reason he's just like what's going on anymore oh wow we're all playing baseball gig he's still insane he the drugs I haven't worn off yet I don't know who these guys are I don't remember them from the Mario games there is something wrong with that son what is with Mario games and having creepy sons all the time i floating bowser okay this is i didn't even want to play this game anyway so that was cool good game good good stuff Mario's early years preschool fun fun fact that has nothing to do with this there was one game I wasn't able to get for this list because it was Japanese only so I don't even know if he can play it in a browser or something it's called I am a teacher Super Mario sweater anyway who these kids are having so much fun with Mario who's absolutely massive he's like three times their size hello does this game work [Music] well gotta go clean it come on that hurt last but not least the pizza resistance mario is missing he's not he's right behind you Luigi look we found him game over see this was like what you got when we weren't allowed to have Mario World because it was too violent chill prosity uh-huh why is the Golden Gate Bridge closed today that's a problem Luigi would have like the sign says bud I'm sorry am I talking to peach like the sign says but the Golden Gate Bridge horn was stolen how is the sweet cheese problem you can tap down Luigi honks stop stop hey hey Professor Oak please all right golden gates closed we got to find the foghorn 90s kid please please Luigi wants to find him the foghorn got any artifacts nope okay got any artifacts okay got any artifacts your deck can't kill you what are you by the way California Here I am I'm on the west coast with Uncle Sam bye is Mario game I would like to return the foghorn oh good but shall I have to prove your goods are authentic by answering a few questions it's a foghorn who cares the Golden Gate connects San Francisco to blank open ocean a 14 karat gold gate mayor has authorized me to present you with this two thousand two hundred and forty dollars okay the Golden Gate Bridge Luigi you seem to have gained some weight I would like to return the top of a pyramid I had it in my back pocket okay but you have to prove yourself I mean you give me a couple thousand dollars heck yeah cuz American pyramid was completed in I know it's 1906 hey Google what year was the TransAmerican pyramid completed in according to Wikipedia built on the site of the historic Montgomery block it has a structural height of 853 1972 thank you how would I play these super fun Mario games without Google all right we did it we returned to all of them now what now what do we do then I spent about 20 minutes not knowing how to play the game or how to exit the level which I had already beaten but instead of showing you all that here's a compilation of me making strange noises sorry beat that one and there's one two three four four places then we get to free Ludwig don't worry bud we're coming for you Oh Zig sliver the surface all right three more code to get to the final boss in mario is missing what'd you expect I'm doing a video on Mario learning games educational games I was gonna sit here it alert a bunch of stuff ah alright here's the final final boss cool areas he was just in the basement the whole time aw it's Bowser goodbye Bowser up you go oh he's dead he's actually dead I play the quirky music I want to play mario world now all these wonderful educational games and what did we learn let's talk a little bit about that to add a moral to this video well we learnt that money does a lot of things it makes plumbers teach you to type and that's it [Music] [Applause] [Music] nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi [Music] [Applause] yeah sure wish I had a Mario's time machine so I could insert joke about going back and making sure these games never existed my knees are itchy

Channel: Peter Knetter

Views: 2,053,066

Keywords: lets, play, playthrough, walkthrough, gameplay, review, reaction, facecam, comedy, parody, funny, moments, funtage, montage, best, of, compilation, mario teaches typing, mario teaches typing 2, mario head, ytp, marios early years, fun with letters, fun with numbers, preschool fun, mario and friends when I grow up, super mario sweater, mario is missing, marios time machine, cut scenes, story, terrible mario games, educational

Id: N6KqDSRI_YU

Length: 24min 14sec (1454 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 12 2019