Trapped in Microsoft Edge

*Exhales With Annoyance* Ewww... EEaAarrGh Yuck no yuck. EaArrGh. Aughhh Microsoft... Google Chrome """"""""""23 percent slower""""""""" Yeah BS TRAPPPEEDDD IN MICROSOFT EDGE My face is a t r o u t aaAAAAAAAAAHHHHH aaAaAhhhhh That's hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We're in Edge. I miss Chrome already. :( Can we go back to Chrome? *typing* Did you mean to switch apps Microsoft edge is trying to open Twitter. *breathes* n o we *slap* are *slap* trapped *slap* in *SlAp* edge *slaplosion* For the next hour-ish, we are gonna do things only in Edge. We cannot use search bars. We cannot use exterior apps. We are stuck in Edge. That in itself.. ..is t e r r i b l e "UuH buT pEter hOw di- HoW diD you SurVive wiThout iNternet oN - uH - iN sTrandED oFFline!?!?" There are greater trials in this world. Let me tell you. So..imagine an imaginary situation where imaginary things happen and I'm trapped in Microsoft Edge Without a search bar. Pleas egive me links to things to do. N O IMAGES i luv you In the meantime, let's stare in loathing at this E at the bottom of my screen. Hey! We can look at..Sonic. Another Sonic... PAT Isn't the future bright for our franchise? FrOm tHe pRoDucer of The FaSt anD THe FoURiOS!!! Yeah, cuz that's that's how you want to sell your movie *sings* A whole new speed of hero. Like a whole new kind of hero But kind sounds like speed in no way imaginable Alright, give me stuff KD73-YT. prequel memes subreddit. *Air Kiss* I love you, sir. Hello there! "PETER CLAP" 5,000 and such-and-such Padawans current co- currently collecting fine additions When your meme doesn't have reference to hello there Ironic the high ground take a seat or dead young lings yousa in big doo doo this time Alright Mesa in big big leavy now I'm good at segues. (yaya) for when you're on the school Wi-Fi. Unblocked game world. Hello everyone. This is an unblocked game website That means you could play at a school Wooow Ten-second challenge. allow always what are you doing? It's almost like I've never used you before. Oh, oh Oh aa HUGH -internal pain- I hate this 3d car driver Whoa. Whoa. This is my jam, I can't wait for the bass drop (You Will Never Have A Base Drop) Waiting for this musics bass to drop is like waiting for the pointless inevitability of my death in this game. We're moving on ((OOF)) -BOOM- Is that good? (No) No ones ever cheered for me like that before ((oofx2)) offerup.com it's just like a religious sacrifice kind of thing Oh empty Pappy Van ((no)) Make a sans undertale. "the undertale text box generator "((GETTHEFANGORLS!!!)) Haha sup fam dawg. It's your biggity boy the Diggity Dog. Come on. Come on. You got this It's not that hard. Yeah, there it is You're welcome. By the way, this site is a gateway. Ok No idea what that means take me to useless website, yes, please. tinytuba.com -internal pleasure- I think I'm gonna cry tears of joy. corndog.io mesmerizing holy cow I could watch this forever I'm Getting hungry. Well, this is all we got ((Dayquil is for nerds)) WARNING FLASHING LIGHTS AHEAD!!! You've been warned... (( Yes this is an epilepsy warning.)) Staggering beauty whoa. Whoa.... geez aah-haa That actually scared me a lot, look at that Tom Holland supports this website. Bury me with my money. (((The Face Of Dissapointment Is Sad And Sad))) This is the kind of afterlife that people who designed Sonic with thick legs go to oh... ((oh dear wish i could RELATE!)) Look there they love each other *smooches* W H E E Z E Can't not tweet this can't not tweet this. Yeah like BS I can't tweet this, get a life you've lost today! Heeey Hooo Heeey Heeey...hooo...heey Wooah (((Are You Feeling It Now Mr Krabs?))) All right, that's kind of cool bees bees The heck. Ah, I don't like that x2. See you my background right now. Do You know why? (((yea))) Cuz I don't like em. I just opened chrome by accident. I feel sad. Aww... (((Don't We All?))) This dog is trapped under the ice. Someone save Him. Thank you so much. I've been enlightened bored?, press the button Thanks, uWu. Alright, hit me with it world's dumbest game. How long can you hold the button? 1.8 seconds, cool. Jelly Mario. Something is very wrong with the Mushroom Kingdom ((( You Don't Say...))) Hmm... Oh... Ohhhh... OOOOOOOO All right, let's get it Nope fly Mario fly Mario ya boy do you ever like take a nap at like 6 o'clock and sleep for like 5 hours This is how you feel when you wake up Luigi. I think those mushrooms are finally catching up to me. Ahhhh That's part of Mario's face, this is terrible this is disgusting Yuck that's bad. Watch YouTube rewind. I did! (((It Sucks))) "PETER COUGH" *Reeses Puffs 'Rap'* Oh Nah UMG is coming for me already they probably have some sort of hold on the Reese's puffs 'rap' Okay "COUGH" Oklasania. Tseries ain't nothing but an Oaklasa- * cuts off * Famous cars well-defended Tourist-friendly dude, I should go to Oaklasnia. draw on the page. That's this thing. You can do in. You can dr- Do exactly What you asked me to freehand is the best this is gonna be a good! This is gonna be a really good. see what sucks is We don't have paint bucket. free hand is the best. Mario. go fisha. I'm a get some go fishin' "Italian Cough" *Italian oh* there Mario is extremely he's he's reached the point of Exultation, he's having an epiphany. He has reached pure egg stacy at seeing your tweet that told him this wonderful information now You know me like 10% more. what the world kind of link is this. I'll try it. I see sans. This is a bad idea. *dies* Gotcha, I gotcha. No, you have UMG's gonna claim this too. They probably own sans somehow. The never ending digital pizza. Thanks Osip. loading pizza, whoa. whoa... (((Are You Feeling It Now Mr Krabs? x2))) Woah.... That's that's great I i'm confused and my eyes hurt didthanoskill.me what you were spared by Thanos Let's try my luck. You were spared by Thanos Again, you were spared by Thanos Thanos loves me! <3 Chihuahuapin.com you've sat through zero spins.. you sat through one spin. I Sure Am glad I was spared by Thanos I get to watch a chihuahua spin, this is great We don't even have to do anything else. Well, I'll just sit here. Watch this. You are officially Ethan. That's awesome. That's Tails you seen this. I might I might even get up and walk around This isn't allowed. Uh, I'm a youtuber take a few minutes to stretch your legs Stop sitting all the time. Peter. You're gonna die But honestly, this makes me feel a lot healthier than if I were to go outside, this is great You guys you don't even understand like how how how much better the world is you just sit there all day you complain about Politics and about life and all these things that you can't fix or maybe you just don't want to fix you don't understand Just how good we've got it. Look at this thing. That's always been here that you never even stopped to appreciate it You just sit at home and say oh look at these people on the sitcom Oh my favorite character died Oh, but whoopdiflipindoo there is a spinning Chihuahua you can watch him as long as you want Get your life together for reals though. You're doing great. Keep up the good work flashgamesnexus.com slash flash games I'll go for it last one for the day because Patrick ATV 3d. All right. What the heck it's a 3d game This has terrible input lag. That was sans that was not Patree oh that was sans I'm going the wrong way this musics gonna get copewrote by EMG come on bud Yeah Yeah Yeah good stuff that's gonna be it for me from me for now funny thing is edge is actually not that bad I always hated it and I'm probably gonna keep using Chrome but Surprisingly this worked pretty well, especially for flash games and whatnot. Also, this is this has been super mario waddle dee saying Eat strong stay broccoli dramaalert nation now at some amount of su- Okay, I can't I'm just trying to click oh, okay.

Channel: Peter Knetter

Views: 1,005,620

Keywords: lets, play, playthrough, walkthrough, gameplay, review, reaction, facecam, comedy, parody, funny, moments, funtage, montage, best, of, compilation, stuck, trapped in browser, microsoft, edge, edge browser, internet browser, no search bar, twitter, random sites, flash games, exploring the internet, web browser, drawing, super mario, undertale

Id: mj6_TdvbYms

Length: 11min 31sec (691 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 15 2018