The Prophecy

it ain't moving yeah it really isn't is it why you ain't moving now I think my cousin said to kick it if we wanted to move we kick it that's why I think she said yeah okay do you want to kick it sure yeah right Hawk peasants heed my arrival oh oh look at that it's him yeah it's the guy hi do you recognize me from somewhere of course we recognize you you're the guy you're the guy who shows up right you're the guy who shows up what do you mean you're the guy who shows up and then anyways we're like what were we doing wait I'm not finished I think we was about to kick it was I gonna kick it I thought I was your peasants know who I am well you're just the guy you're the guy everyone knows you're here I come from a far away lands yeah yeah of course right I was once a great king I was King betrayed by a servant exiled from his kingdom right yeah you've got one all right smart asses what happens next then he shows up and ready that's us that's us I didn't know that was us oh that's right that's pretty cool man yeah that's pretty cool you knew my entire story oh of course we do classic stories everyone knows the story oh yeah okay all right so yeah see you later gentlemen wait huh you're still here is there someone who I can speak to who knows more what's his name the mountain guy Mountain guy yeah oh my God that's why he probably doesn't know yeah all right see ya that was a nice guy yeah yeah real understanding where do I find this mountain guy what's that hello I know you can hear me I don't know having a clue hello is there anyone in here oh yes oh yes walking around hello Mountain guy hello oh this is you the guy very good now carry on Mountain guy is that you yes I suppose if somebody were to be called Mountain guy that would be me I spoke with two peasants earlier they said you'd know of my tail of course I know your tail my grandfather told me the tail and his grandfather told him for thousands of years this story has been passed out yes wonderful but what is it if somebody were to know it would be me yes I would be the one who knows what is my fate what befalls me but at last I do not you don't know yeah I forget I was told you'd know you'd know of my fate well think about what happens next is I I sort of stopped the tradition people were telling this story and I was like I got a board with it so I made some news stories some fun ones that don't involve you sure you have it written down somewhere or something oh now that you say it there is the mural there's a mural a mural on the wall over here of my life a mural of your whole life story oh that's fantastic I'd love to see it right this way okay so this part you already know this is when you talk to the guys and go to the mountain guy yes yes I know that part okey-doke and next we have Marty's Meat Market Marty who's Marty that's right Marty's Meat Market am I to go there Marty that's right I sold the mural for ad space What look I sold all of it it's all painted over forever painted over yes it's all permanent painted over can't be removed it's not even paper it's painted over what do we have we got Marty's Meat Market Angelica's tailor shop oh my God what what is it no this has never happened what has happened how could I have not known what is it what two for one at 10 since Crab Shack I love their crab sandwiches how did I not know I've never missed a deal there that is two crabs for the price of one so delicious so succulent oh they must have had a surplus of crime Samson would never have a deal that's good wait what there's more to your tail after all what is it the first ad I ever put up I did paper instead of paint it can be removed what does it say oh it's the part of the story where I sold the mirror for ad space ah there's me yep and the salesman yeah I see it gold coins he gave me a lot of gold coins yeah yeah rest of it's paint that's the only one that could be uncovered

Channel: Joel Haver

Views: 883,301

Keywords: Joel Haver, Ben Ball, Trent Lenkarski, Animation

Id: pXczROnP9sk

Length: 4min 54sec (294 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 28 2023