Elden Ring from the NPC's Perspective

yes this is good this is very very good yes Siegfried how goes construction on the chest high wall Barnaby so good to see you I built the chest high wall as high as the chest ah just the height we desire no one can get oh we're a chest high wall now what I picture a man trying to scale our wall and I think no it couldn't be done there is no way for someone to ask me to rank the crossability of different types of drink too much Sun Trust high wall there's no way knee-high wall you might stand a chance to lie well you're getting over that bad boy gentlemen hello you witnessed that you you win what are you doing over there I cross because I thought I saw a four-leaf clover how did you get over there you win you're on the wrong side of the chest high wall well the problem is I crossed the wall when it was toe height and then I noticed that you fellas were just a bit too efficient well was it at least a four-leaf clover it wasn't even a clover not even a three leaf just like a weed or something you win oh damn you in no I'm out you are in I'm I'm on the outside no you and I know you're out but you are you I'm in trouble is what I meant you and this happens every time you out what you and you fail to understand me and it is upset I'm going to die and you're making jokes you in Siegfried wait what is that someone's heading right for the chest high wall he is suicidal he is coming right for the chest high wall oh you're you're tarnished aren't you I would advise against taking the main gate it is tightly guarded by hard and old hounds Instead try this opening and now I literally just said dogs will attack you and you're saying no what if also you walked in there and there was a pressure plate and an anvil falls on your head when you step on it okay what if there was also a guy with a crossbow in there what did I do to not be trusted Beyond looking all like this and stuff foreign [Music] [Applause] people from food now because you stopped providing you don't need a weapon I do need to do it because it's because of you that's so crazy come on give that to your hugs Daddy I can't resist your heart Daddy it's really you totally 100 time to join daddies oh no oh my daddy kills me oh no [ __ ] damn it I finished you are you will find little hope in these Ash and dreary lines for your kind oh these cursed Ash and feel I have little to gain you will be in a bad mood for the rest of your life rekindle the flame Dark dreary speech anyway tarnished you will find little levity little to laugh about you won't even find an incredibly goofy looking character in a field somewhere well howdy there stranger it would seem you happen to cross me at just the right time because it would it would appear that I am stuck in the ground here uh and I could I could really use your help if you want to just get around get around behind me and maybe hit me with like a big stick or something that'd be most useful tarnished ones this video was brought to you by Alden ring out now I hope it seemed like I knew what I was talking about because they didn't really tell me more than everyone knew about the game I signed an NDA but I didn't have anything to disclose so I don't know why I signed that I but they just let me do whatever I want so I'm thankful for that and I hope you guys liked it so um yeah let's see you guys all right all right one more time

Channel: Joel Haver

Views: 7,651,122

Keywords: Joel Haver, Animation, Elden Ring, Alec Robbins, cer spence, Calvin LaVallee, NPC's Perspective

Id: c6MW-qdNoYA

Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 25 2022