The Parasite | Gumball | Cartoon Network

[Music] we need to talk what about dear diary today i made a wretched friend who takes advantage of me and deserves to have objects thrown in her face aha what was that for that was for reading my diary and that was for using my voice without permission and that's for trying to throw things at my friend and that's for worrying about me you don't understand she's not your friend she's a parasite first she uses you to get stuff then when you think you guys are friends she takes over your mind attaches herself to your body and before you know it she's turned you into a fungus thingy so she can release her spores contaminate more people and destroy civilization as we know it i stole that last part from a zombie video game it's just i don't want you to feel sad when you realize she's not a true friend look but once i get to hang out with someone who gives me my own problems rather than someone who makes me fix theirs who's that sounds awful you please don't ruin this for me follow her that'll be five bucks i'll pay for me and my friends no no no no no that chicken is so old i came before the egg come on lunch is on me here help yourself jody i know how much you like free stuff who made things oh just me and dad so they're all the same right of course great then let's eat oh wait you don't want that one jody i think dad was running out of mail by the time he made it here have mine it's got loads of mayo in it oh you won't want that then it'll be soggy here let's walk i love mail what no you hate me oh remember what oh yes uh i just remembered i hate mayo [Music] ah for derp's sake there now it's fair for everyone [Music] [Music] hello what do you think you're doing the only sensible thing poison the sandwich so your so-called friend gets the message that okay now that i said it that loud i realize it sounds kind of wrong we think it's time for you to go okay wait i'm confused are you using the royal wii now are you gonna start playing devil's tennis on your own when you go to the bathroom are you gonna say i was having two weebies listen to yourself you're not even making your own decisions anymore that's ridiculous of course we're making our own decisions we are still separate people did you say that she's taking control of your mind she's not just a social parasite she's an actual parasite you're being ridiculous we're leaving look at it just like a leech jody is just tired from playing dodgeball but are you kidding me she'll walk on her own two feet like everyone else in this school apart from him and him okay in her but you get the idea what are we gonna do i think i have an idea is she alone hello hey jody i think we should stop hanging out i would say it's not you it's me but i would be lying it's definitely you you're a scrounging blood singing parasite also you smell like medicine which is weird so i thought i should mention it goodbye actually you know what bad bye oh also if you see me can you tell my brother where i am because he's looking for me so i think he went too far [Music] hey jody please don't cry it wasn't really anna using the phone i just thought you were being a bad friend to work [Music] do you need a tissue or a bucket [Music] hey let go of my sister you parasite i'm not a parasite let's throw some scientific facts at him good idea a wolverine can kill a moose the color of the universe is a shade of beige called cosmic latte mel seahorses i meant that we should throw books i said throw some facts because it was like an action movie quip never mind just throw books but we'll hit on ies just avoid the pink parts [Music] this is worse than i thought they're even feeling the same things there's only one solution left it better not be throwing a shoe at them why you got something better we take them to the infirmary okay that is actually better i'll set up a trap you lure them in a humane trap please of course

Channel: The Amazing World of Gumball

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Length: 5min 0sec (300 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 07 2021