The Pakistani Illuminati Will Cancel Me...

hello guys and gals me muta Hara its senior hour at the [ __ ] at the strip club right now you know it's a little lights going on a little sunlight so I'll be really mood a recorded the dark look I got a normal sleep schedule okay but this videos got an important message the Pakistani Illuminati might remove me boyos now this might be a heavy title ok my one rule Moodle what do you mean about it well we're gonna get to the magical fun part now I've made several videos where I talked about YouTube from other parts of the world we talked about Arabic YouTube which was effectively just Spanish YouTube but they just use Arabic language to shitpost like it was like a cross international like joint option post community but today we have Pakistani YouTube now if you haven't ever witnessed Pakistani YouTube don't be surprised we're more of a you at Western oriented channel so it's time for us to stop being so [ __ ] ethnocentric and head to the [ __ ] Far East and see just what we can find on their fancy YouTube now first one to find here is a channel by the name of village food secrets now this is actually quite common if you go to like Pakistan India Bangladesh because channels like this are effectively cooking channels but there's a wholesome community to it right like if you ever watched this channel for more than like 5 10 minutes it's hosted by a guy named Buster Sadiq who's like who owns a farm had like the Punjab region of Pakistan and here it's actually really cute because he uses the ad revenue he makes yeah it's like a two million sub channel so he's not small but he has the ad revenue he makes to run a Cooking Channel and basically [ __ ] to run his farm in Pakistan my mom was telling me like in some vlog he was talking about how he uploaded videos like through their internet and like another village it was actually [ __ ] pulse and I was really cute YouTube this better being [ __ ] rewind 2020 the [ __ ] wholesome is [ __ ] dawg now if you ever talked about prank channels really I'm gonna prank channels or [ __ ] dead wrong if prank channels are alive and dandy okay let's get into this so this is beef up a cow which is like a three point 11 million subscriber Channel I believe this is from Karachi Pakistan which is one of the biggest metropolises in the [ __ ] world but not only that he's got effectively like these pranks that I these are completely legitimately viewed pranks by the way I don't want you to think that he's [ __ ] bought it you wanna know why I know that he hasn't bought it because I have family again you know Indian family that watches this guy religiously in fact I've been to family parties where this guy was on TV the kids were watching the parents were watching grandparents were watching and I was watching because I was like I can't just switch this channel out no so he's got a bunch of videos where he does like these pranks right like like a little just click on one of them it's [ __ ] hilarious so so here he's got like a police prank and the whole gimmick of this what people apparently believe is he's got like a secret [ __ ] camera hidden I'm gonna give the audience maybe like 10 seconds to figure out what muda has already figured out in the first second of ever watching this channel what was that audience oh he's got a two camera shot yes because it's completely [ __ ] that's because it's like full-on fake and it's even more fake than some of our channels out here you know like you know we've got our kissing pranks and all that nonsense like it's even more obviously fake than that but then we get to the dark side of Pakistani YouTube and this is something that I want to call the Illuminati of Pakistan I might have my channel removed because of this so if I'm gone he we here at some ordinary gamers than the team would like to congratulate and say thank you for sticking around and having a good several years with us but let's get into the fun part so okay here we're at it boys this is what cars okay he's got about six hundred and fourteen thousand subscribers so don't [ __ ] think for a second that this man's got no [ __ ] YouTube views uh he's got a presence no this guy used to be like one of the biggest hosts in like Pakistan from what I've heard but of course you can see on this channel that he's not only a cryptocurrencies channel he's also like a drama channel like if you want to learn about cryptocurrency you can right here and then you could also learn about your cheating [ __ ] husband and how to deal with that [ __ ] the first thing a man must do is look at the channel trailer and this one is always really really sweet who is what car sucker what car sucka exposed okay you ready for this [ __ ] he is one-man army when it comes to generating video that's great it's a great it's a great a I generated video I love it the famous TV top social media influence you gotta butter up the ass hard baby I love it it's [ __ ] great now it takes two to tango with YouTube content creators in the comment sections even more [ __ ] okay so you got one is like question who is well car sucka and the answer in this comment section is fatal condom gonna DJ which is like the condom [ __ ] failed everyone who's what cars like a simple answer the most UT oh my god do these people are [ __ ] his comment section is messed up dude but then somebody's like mashallah doing great okay god bless god I love it it's great woo Kanaya super streaker in the house hematomas emo but PR judoka PR PR ji mu j PR g [ __ ] vol murder giriboy a bull Tina que Rico man Mira fugu Chikurubi privacy OT how to keep me alive for the happiness koi baat botanic hum don't know if you're if you're it so like basically one of the things he said it's like listen boys it's time to check the phones of your significant other ever taught ever if you're in a relationship and I don't ever agree with breaching privacy in a relationship it's a whole [ __ ] different video right here he made it he made a pretty solid point be contextualizing situations like hey if we rip our clothes off and just smash where you can see you can tell you [ __ ] on YouTube alright it's not that bad then I should be able to look at your phone and breach your privacy I'm like I get we're get you're losing the plot a little bit homie I'm just gonna say right now seeking abusive relationships now speaking of donations the best part about this whole situation was like when I was when I was looking at this a couple weeks back honestly my mom had told me about it she's like hey unless you got to check out this [ __ ] stream so I was like oh what she didn't say it like that but you get the point I went over there I watched it for like maybe five minutes and I made this tweet that says when you beg for a million subs and you shout out Hitler at the same time now the YouTube as a system I believe we're like when you're super chatting you can like Auto display I don't know why the specific Hitler 2 is ISIL but I don't know it kind of seemed hilarious to me how this one message made it through you have 14 hours to send your cute kid video now this isn't a weird video binding nature I'm not saying that I'm just saying the title alone like if we did that on our side of YouTube or something [ __ ] Chris Hanson and all these [ __ ] would be foaming at the goddamn mouth but he makes like a 1 minute 41 minute video to like basically run like this contest I think he's trying to like it like a tick-tock thing basically he's out of content and so he's relying on the offspring of his subscriber base to provide him newer content let's just watch some of this [Music] junk you made up on Java TJ yummy DBW TJ no commercials made videos me who not I yeah it was Kelly a memo about hood you know a review man I say he was giddy up Nick yeah if you feel that your kids can be in a TV or a commercial please feel free to package them up send them over to me so I can publicly show them on my Facebook page YouTube page whatever other piece of social media I have and maybe that'll be the springboard to get your child a famous job being a child actor model or whatever you want to call it yeah you're gonna you're gonna need a pretty big fun look I'm not here to view shame my dog or anything but you're gonna you're gonna need a little bigger of a subscriber base or a viewer base in order to springboard some of these careers but uh yeah it is what it is it's even better when you look at the comments to this - right why am I seeing memes in the small video oh it's a great opportunity what's the reply here uh oh [ __ ] oh my god living on the edge kids is coming after watching corona news too much was that but that's not that's not cute that's that that's not cute man that's uh that's what that's what we call love brain freeze [ __ ] now throughout the career of a lot of youtubers like this there's always the point where they [ __ ] about how they got demonetised okay now this is an individual who has like multiple social media front so it's not just on like YouTube he's on [ __ ] Facebook you sound like everything else so let me just play the segment for you what's the suppose net Facebook email Megara be sick as a tone gay god the audio cable a group that have a poster is Facebook has like a group of like Muslims that are a group of a Muslim sect that he was talking against that's embedded within Facebook specifically targeting him bold [ __ ] claim to make by the way he'll a bold claim but let's go in now put the comma b GP h p4 z 1.4 million okay 1.4 million hapana will maybe upload another bandit let's read the top here real quick before he like [ __ ] tells me because this page went against our community standards we've temporarily limited yes because you can't [ __ ] harass PG 100 out of the article i'm can wear dog got channels monetization revoked on all everything god Tamera dost oh yeah yeah I cannot attack and a Kobe Qadiani cat men aboard Escalade bodega to substrate by letovsky income or no pitch by backe videos ever sorry this basically his point did you speak against any of this they'll go for your income and silence you first your free speech will be removed proving that no matter where you go in the world all human beings are the same especially social media influencers they all have the same cop-out response to whenever they get [ __ ] caught in the lie so it's always just goddamn great I must appreciate it he's gone de se gabagool DT or op gonna take a bullet as a Hogan II so to add like further context into the situation this is his actual Twitter verified account that said let's pass a bill to cancel nationality of Amity people or how about give them a time limit to leave Pakistan forever why playing with them like a toy your dr. Abdul Salam gap if me have to get that gear drama I got a handheld oh stuff so get them the [ __ ] out of the tree boy effectively this was all the way back in 2018 and it's just one example listen whatever your beliefs are he's blaming the system for de monetizing him when you act like this trust me if you're gonna be an idiot on the internet and make statements like this do not be surprised that Facebook YouTube Twitter just starts restricting you all the sudden it's not a smart play bro subscribe today by like in the press career or just leave 1.4 million followers a night or day K I got up get the market pill with my sake I bet Johnny into basic a monocle Islam oh oh well can my Facebook audience just come from here to YouTube yeah I'm sure I'm sure the Facebook audience was so [ __ ] legitimate they just immediately stick to the YouTube channel right I'm sure I'm sure dawg so basically he's here saying like listen I'm not doing this for subscribers or money or anything that's some [ __ ] despite like a good 50% of the video being about how [ __ ] monetization was revoked and [ __ ] no no no everyone else nobody else would dare talk about the truth but me I'm the only truthful [ __ ] in the audience I love it I love it it's like everywhere you go Humanity is the [ __ ] same get out of here okay it's all the same you go all these types of influencers are the same [ __ ] no matter where you go in the planet it's kind of great it's actually like beautiful you like that it means I like it observer that I'm you do buddy okay YouTube I'm a band you can attend back of it again I'm freedom of speech me okay but the real thing Oh YouTube doesn't [ __ ] with your political speech okay this man's about to have a rude [ __ ] awakening because there's a lot of political channels I know on YouTube that are [ __ ] literally crying like the crying whoa Jack meme they're [ __ ] scared shitless you actually think YouTube isn't gonna [ __ ] get rid of your your obvious hate speech bro I would love to see that come across on this channel hub let me see how long let me see how many weeks that [ __ ] lasts now of course to understand what car suck is not just somebody that covers drama like we talked about he also talks about the etherium chain which is an illegal form like in Pakistan cryptocurrency is illegal but he sure likes to talk about it and basically flop up in these 59 second videos which are also dangerous because you got the worst idea of people who fall for this kind of [ __ ] and throw their life savings into Bitcoin not knowing how investment work not knowing how I'm not knowing the times to invest in not knowing the times to cash out and they just pump this [ __ ] up and call it a day and they end up losing like all their life savings or like 60% of their value on their Bitcoin because they just followed some random instruction on YouTube it's not good fired up cuz the room intro now here he talks about where like the world has branded him as the Pakistani Illuminati so yeah the title isn't just for jokes I might actually get removed coz of us listen to the how [ __ ] great grandiose [ __ ] this is or Picatta a project scam scam scam you captured a vast do serotype key Pakistani key had just [ __ ] information certainly hope or up Wapner sorry I'm sure see how you're supposed to man yeah don't you know [ __ ] need to Thailand me jumper cars like a silly idea donate you don't kind of Vegas marinelli amun-ra you know get you can take it but Japan syndicate are stuck but cars are kinda Joby first class me traveling here yeah Burma Syria charity psyche here or here for his Hilo can't you care to have a look [ __ ] it I did now I don't know what he's going on with this particular image but clearly if he's using it as a derogatory insult based on the person's dressing or or dragging them out for being less manly or maybe even making some homophobic implication that's not exactly the most pride friendly thing and it's one of the reasons why this dude gets cancelled by the fight itself but in over here you said that basically what was going on was that people kept blaming him or like told him that apparently he like requested money right or something from like a charity and then these photos came out where he's not just flying first-class but he's flying first-class with [ __ ] style and they were like well did you use any of that donation money now these are very valid criticisms because if somebody's trying to expose to you you also should not provide the evidence that gives them the reason to think that way of you it's funny because he's taken all these photos right and we're just so sort of supposed to believe it right like no no I wouldn't embezzle your money as I'm actually flying in top [ __ ] airfare around the world and then he shows like how he started this like project we raise like 9 grand or some [ __ ] like that like almost 20 grand or something and it is it is what it is so I don't want to I don't want to like jump into that but it's like bro hold on a second they're calling you out for exposure and you just showed me photos if you possibly doing the things that you have [ __ ] done explain to me what's gone on alright ladies and gentlemen I think we've pretty much proven that Pakistani YouTube is is not only wholesome it's not only gloriously gloriously wholesome alright I think that's sort of the ending that I want to have but there's aspects of it that are like [ __ ] completely clinically [ __ ] insane so yeah ladies and gentlemen let me know what you thought about in the comments section below again I don't ever promote harassment or anything because these videos I have to mention that and I do have to mention that if any form of false DMCA strikes are to happen which could I'll be prepared to actually take them on legally and and definitely win because everything you saw here was well under fair use I'm just mentioning that because [ __ ] on YouTube definitely be wild in these days but that being said though ladies and gentlemen Pakistani YouTube is not only great and wholesome but it's [ __ ] clinically insane I'm just gonna keep saying that as the day goes on so yeah I hope you have a great day ladies and gentlemen if you liked what you saw please like comment and subscribe just like it if you dislike it I am [Music] [Music]

Channel: SomeOrdinaryGamers

Views: 442,661

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Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 15 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/saad30007]

Ngl when he tried to read urdu on that comment i cringed so fuckin hard. He butchered it completely 😂

[u/1231241513213123123]

$5 says if Waqar sees this shit he's gonna go crying to his mommy and try to take it down like a spineless worm