The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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Ehh. I don't really see the cringe. Colbert did press him a little. But he let Hart give his defense and left it at that. Then they moved on to a lighter segment. Seemed fine to me.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 17 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/mikemetropolis πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 11 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

Colbert is pathetic.

He's so fucking biased and it's like he's not "allowed" to laugh at anything realistic.

This reminds me of Colbert's Bill Burr interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L8GLCYKaTI

The guest is completely fine with who they are, and what they're saying. Colbert is completely off-key and out of touch -- almost like he's being forced. I'm not even a Kevin Hart fan but I completely side with him in this instance.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 31 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Acoustag πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 11 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

I mean you could just put Kevin Hart anywhere and it becomes cringey.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 5 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/[deleted] πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 12 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

I don't even know what Kevin Hart was meant to apologise about, but he seemed to make his point. What an awkward interview.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 7 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/[deleted] πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 11 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

Anyone can give some context to this?

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 2 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/argidev πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Jan 11 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. HEY, EVERYBODY. MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A COMEDIAN AND MOVIE STAR YOU KNOW FROM RIDE ALONG, CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AND NIGHT SCHOOL. HIS NEW FILM IS THE UPSIDE. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE SHOW, KEVIN HART. (APPLAUSE) >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. (APPLAUSE) >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. THANK YOU. >> Stephen: I LIKE A GUEST WHO TAKES THEIR TIME GET TOGETHER CHAIR. >> YOU LIKE IT. >> Stephen: THAT SAY MOVIE STAR. >> I GOT TO TAKE A SECOND, LET THE ROOM, MAKE SURE I TAKE THE ROOM IN, LOOK EVERYBODY IN THE EYE. >> Stephen: SURE. >> LITERALLY, EACH INDIVIDUAL PERSON I LOOK IN THE EYE AND THEN I SIT DOWN. >> Stephen: YOU ARE BEING GENEROUS WITH THEMSELVE FOR THEM. >> NO FAIR IF I JUST COME IN AND SIT DOWN. I GOT TO MAKE A MOMENT OF IT I DON'T KNOW IF I-- LET ME DO IT AGAIN. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: WELL, IT IS NICE TO YOU HAVE BACK. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: ALWAYS FUN TO HAVE YOU HERE. >> GOOD TO BE BACK. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE NEWS LATELY. >> WHAT, WHAT? HAVE I. >> Stephen: YOU SOO BEEN IN THE NEWS, YOU WERE ON A NEWS SHOW THIS MORNING, ON GMA, A LOT LATELY BHU YOU ACTUALLY APPEARED ON THIS ONE. AND I WILL LET GET TO THE HEAT OF THE MEAT RIGHT HERE. YOU SAID ON GMA THIS MORNING I'M DONE WITH IT, IT GETS NO MORE ENERGY FOR ME, THAT IS WHY I SAID FOR THE LAST TIME I'M ADDRESSING IT, THERE IS NO MORE KRVETION FOR T I AM OVER IT, I'M OVER THE MOMENT, I SAID EVERYTHING I CAN POSSIBLY SAY, I'M OVER IT. YOU WILL NOT HEAR ME SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, THERE YOU GO, THAT WAS ME, I SAID THAT I SAID THAT. AND ARE YOU GOING TO ASK SOMETHING. >> Stephen: ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY ABOUT IT? >> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE LEFT TO SAY. >> Stephen: I WANT TO ASK YOU, YOU HAVE TALKED TO PEOPLE, BASICALLY YOU'VE DONE INTERVIEWS ALL DAY. >> ALL DAY. >> Stephen: AND YOU GAVE POLITE VARIATIONS OF THIS ANSWER. >> I SAID THE SAME THING TO EVERYBODY. >> Stephen: I'M NOT GOING TO DOWN THAT. >> YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT, CAN GO [BLEEP] YOU WHAT WANT. >> Stephen: I'M IF THE GOING TO READ THIS, I WILL YOU IS THERE ANYWAY YOU WOULD HANDLED THIS YOU WOULD GO BACK AND CHANGE IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE. >> NO, I WOULDN'T. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> NO. >> Stephen: CUZ YOU DIDN'T A APPROXIMATELY GIEZ AT FIRST AND THEN YOU LATER APOLOGIZED. >> I, RIGHT NOW, THIS IS ME, I'M OVER IT I'M JUST OVER IT. IT IS AN ONION IT IS AN ONION, SO NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU KEEP PEELING IT, IT IS JUST ENDLESS. IF YOU KEEP PEELING IT, IT JUST DOESN'T STOP. THERE IS NO END TO IT. LIKE I APOLOGIZED. APOLOGIZED AGAIN. I SAID I APOLOGIZED BEFORE. I APOLOGIZED AFTER THAT APOLOGY. IT KEEPS GOING AND EVERY HEADLINE IS YOU APOLOGIZED. HE APOLOGIZED GENL, HE JUST A POLL GOOZ-- APOLOGIZED. I'M DONE, I DID IT I AM I'M OVER IT. THERE IS NO MORE I CAN DO I'VE DONE IT. >> Stephen: WELL THARK REACTION TO THE AUDIENCE WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE I HAVE DONE THIS KIND OF A JOB FOR ABOUT 14 YEARS. HAVE I SAID A LOT OF THINGS OVER THE YEAR, THAT UPSET VARIOUS PEOPLE. >> YOU ARE HUMAN. >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH AND PROBABLY NOT A REALLY NICE ONE. BUT AND I FOUND THAT IT IS NOT OVER UNTIL THE AUDIENCE IS OVER T NOT WHEN I AM OVER IT. SO YOU DO YOU HAVE A SENSE THE AUDIENCE IS OVER IT. >> HERE IS THE DIFFERENCE. YOU CAN CONTINUE TO LIVE TO PLEASE OTHERS OR YOU CAN HAVE A POSITION WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU LITTLE RALLY HAVE DONE WHAT YOU CAN TO TRY TO PLEASE. AT THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN YOUR ALL TO TRY TO PLEASE AND IT'S STILL NOT RECEIVED, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION TO GO I'M DONE TRYING TO PLEASE. THAT'S WHERE I AM AT. >> THAT IS DIFFICULT FOR AN ENTERTAINER BECAUSE PART OF THE JOB IS TO PLEASE. >> NOT REALLY. >> REALLY? >> DEPENDS UPON THE LEVEL OF ENTERTAINER YOU ARE. MY JOB IS ME PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE 24/7, I AM REAL ESTATE AUTHENTIC, I'M HONEST. I GIVE YOU ALL OF ME THERE IS NO VERSION OF ME THAT IS FAKE. THE BONUS OF DOING THAT IS THAT WHEN THINGS LIKE THAT HAPPEN, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND AND KNOW THAT I'M SO TRUE TO ME THAT THERE IS NO BS, SO WHEN I GO ALL RIGHT,IO, I REMEMBER THIS, I SAID SORRY FOR THAT BACK THEN BUT GUESS WHAT, I WILL DO IT AGAIN, ALL RIGHT, I GET IT T HERE IS ANOTHER ONE, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. Y'ALL WANT ANOTHER ONE, HERE GOES ANOTHER ONE, TAND IS STILL NOT, I'M GOING WELL THAT'S NOT, I'M NOW K3R50EU78S COMPROMISING MYSELF. AT SOME POINT YOU JUST HAVE TO BE OKAY WITH YOU. I'M OKAY WITH ME IN ALL DECISIONS THAT I MADE IN MY LIFE. THIS IS THE DECISION I MADE TODAY, I'M OVER IT I'M DONE. THAT'S IT. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. >> THAT'S IT. >> Stephen: THEY UNDERSTAND. THEY SEEM TO GET IT. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I WAS CURIOUS WHAT YOU WOULD BE LIKE AS AN OSCAR HOST THOUGH. >> I WAS GOING TO BE GOOD. HI SOME STUFF, HI SOME HEAT. >> Stephen: YOU ALWAYS HAVE HEATNESS NO, I HAD SOME HEAT, REAL GOOD JOKES. >> Stephen: OKAY. >> I WILL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF THEM, I WAS GOING TO START IT OFF T GOES HAND-IN-HAND WITH WHAT IS GOING ON NOW, WE ARE SO SENSITIVE AND THE WHOLE REASON I WAS GOING HOST THE OSCARS WAS TO TAKE THE TENSION OUT OF THE ROOM. PEOPLE GO TO THE OSCARS BUT THEY'RE NOT THERE TO LAUGH BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS WAITING FOR THEIR MOMENT. >> Stephen: TERRIBLE AUDIENCE. >> EVERYBODY IS UPTIGHT. >> Stephen: THANKLESS JOB. >> NOBODY CAN BREATHE OR MOVE, THE CLOTHES ARE FITTED TO PERFECTION, EVERYBODY AS NECK IS AS STRAIGHT A AS THEY CAN BE AND THE ONLY THING THEY KNOW TO DO IS THIS WHEN THE CAMERA COMES. SO I WAS GOING TO SAY RELAX, RELAX, ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO BECOME IS A MEME. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A MEMEZ IS THAT WHAT THESE ARE. >> A MEM LeEND YOUR CAREER. I WAS GOING SHOW PREVIOUS MEMES SO DO YOU HAVE THEM? >> Stephen: WHAT ORDER DO THEY GO IN. >> SHOW THAT ONE FIRST, DOESN'T MATTER, THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND NICOLE KIDMAN, THIS ALMOST ENDED NICOLE, SEE THIS RIGHT HERE WELL, THEY IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE CLAP AND THEY THOUGHT SHE HAD BOOM A RANG FOR HANDS RIGHT THERE, YOU HAVE TO RELAX, IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF IT WAS A RELAXED MOMENT. I WILL SHOI ANOTHER ONE, LOOK AT THIS ONE HERE, YEP, THEY GOT MERL GOOD. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. I THINK MERYL BOOED SOMEBODY, SHE BOO'D SOMEBODY AT THE OSCARS AND IT BECAME A MEME. THIS WAS MY FAVORITE, DENZEL ON A BAD DAY. THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE, HE DID. >> Stephen: IS HE DID NOT WEAR THAT TO THE OSCARS. >> THAT IS THE OSCARS, YEAH, IT WAS. >> Stephen: THAT IS NOT EVEN DENZEL WASHINGTON, THAT WAS SOME GUY ASKING FOR CHANGE BEHIND A WIN DIXIE THAT IS NOT DENZEL WASHINGTON. >> BUT THE WHOLE ININTENT BEHIND THEM SU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT, SO RELAX, LOOSEN UP, VEY GOOD TIME. I WAS GOING TO GO INTO A BUNCH OF CRAZY BITS. HI SO MUCH STUFF, THE WORD IS IT ST GOING TO IT BE FIRE. >> THE WRD IS THERE IS NO OSCAR, OBVIOUSLY ARE YOU NOOLT ON THE COMMUNICATION CHAIN. YOU HAVE BEEN CUT. >> DO YOU HAVE, WITHOUT DO YOU THINK SHOULD HOST. >> WHOEVER IS WANTING AND WILLING OF THE JOB, YOU KNOW. >> Stephen: SHOULD I HOST? >> YOU WOULD BE A GREAT HOST. >> Stephen: NOPE. >> YOU WOULD BE A GREAT HOST. >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T. I GOT TOO MUCH TO APOLOGIZE FOR, YOU GOT NOTHING ON ME. OKAY. WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE A BREAK, PLEASE DON'T G YOU DON'T GO, RIGHT BACK WITH MORE KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND.
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Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Views: 4,913,606
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Keywords: The Late Show, Late Show, Stephen Colbert, Steven Colbert, Colbert, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, late night, talk show, comedian, comedy, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, hollywood, famous
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Length: 8min 0sec (480 seconds)
Published: Thu Jan 10 2019
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