The Oldest Man: The Torturer from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

ask you one more time will you marry me I'd rather be attacked by a warthog that's a large pity we haven't used this torture chamber in 50 years but we're going to use it today and I guarantee you you will marry me send in the royal torturer we'll be right with you how do you happen get in here Oh how'd you get in here I have a job for you oh now you're gonna get it right will you later you talk or I'm gonna bite your thumb one thumb funny you're supposed to torture hat hmm I'll get over there huh Oh my skirt I want her to marry me hey I won't be hon I'm gonna race nearly be loving she's unwilling to marry me I want you to touch her heart into marrying me and ask you one more time will you marry me I'd rather kiss a chicken on the beak capture her got a chick in my mind I like to see that alright I'll use the old hot poker honor good idea head on get some and Matt has red hot Hitler yeah right ok I'll give you 5 to say yes count them right now I got a letter well I met that hurts that's cold oh there's something else right I don't know I got here's a royal Mouse we'll sure that Mouse scared it scared me no what's that right arm let go he's gone for the mouse do you have anything of the mace get the song everyone right in the old chops no back water have whoa whoa you next whistle well i doing sighs yeah now will you marry me I'd rather smoked duck feet that's it you don't make him marry me ex your head I have some right ear one of work and you have clawed casino duck right in here bring her right oh oh hey enough of this nonsense must be you one more time will you marry me no oh it's no use I've tried everything I could possibly think of in making my wife but it's just no you something works hold it don't you know where the girls playing hard to get silly goose you mean of course I'll marry you my god great bring in the next one you

Channel: The Carol Burnett Show Official

Views: 768,170

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Length: 8min 21sec (501 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 10 2015