The Official Podcast #21 With PewDiePie

so the day after like he went to tell everyone in school died masturbating my cat you all right out who wants to take the intro alright so uh Felix since we finally figured out how to unmute your mic would you like to do the intro finally you've been here guarding silently for 20 episodes Tommy yeah any way I was muted all time said why did no one tell me the drive is well [ __ ] sake this is the worst podcast I have ever been on oh well we tried to tell you but your headphones were muted - so you didn't hear us yeah I forgot I don't have any senses how am I here could feel us so who's the intern is it Felix oh okay I mean I'll take it you don't you don't have to do the intro Felix I'll leave you to the professional all right and you you want to take that them I was going to say you heard of the man kya but now Charlie you do it you haven't done it a long time all right you util tootle everybody it's the episode 21 of the official podcast I'm Charlie that's Jackson that's kaya that's Andrew and we're joined today by our special guest Felix also known as PewDiePie you hated national baths thanks for having me on um my name s Felix also known as Peter pie on YouTube I guess that's all you need to know so let's not waste any time here Felix how often and what are some interesting mr. bhooteriya experiences you've had before yeah cutting right to the chase I was worried about this [ __ ] okay wait before you get into it can you tell us who warned you it was crying he talked he told me about some some leg to the wall technique which I yeah you weren't here but apparently mr. cryotic who is going around spreading the word about our podcast so think it seemed like my attic well I heard you got stitched in to get me on side Telegraph that's true all right thank you spreading filthy rumors now but he's welcome to come on and defend himself well I've already scheduled them but apparently I scheduled them for today as well but I didn't know how are you going to help me Adrian thanks kids animal for the save our you go to our I don't know night this is potluck really [ __ ] it whatever bring them all in yeah we'll have a 40-person call so anyway Felix walking down the wall the breadbasket what techniques tell us I mean I clearly nothing's going to wow you guys know it looks the Brit bet you can try I already explained the breadbasket it's when you cross interlace your fingers and tuck it under your junk and then like go back and forth like you're presenting a basket of bread but I'm not under your junk what is it is that just masturbate um we're talking about masturbate yeah other words you know some you can check off like that it was I found it on Google when I was like 14 I was like oh okay but I can't tell if you got to joking or not this is so we know we're completely serious welcome to the official just wherever it's a joke and nothing that should be a joke is okay the patreon episode was about as serious as it gets I would I would say like the only the only weird thing was once I when I was like 14 this is gonna sound really weird but to compare to you guys this probably won't be but I thought it was hilarious I probably was younger I thought I was hilarious how your your cat gets his dick out I was like the funniest thing ever do it dad how did you can't get your dick out I've never seen I own so many cats now wait your cat you know I got me became its own dick I mean conceived we don't need to get into the details of that I'm okay but I the cat sticks I was thought it was so funny and then I showed a friend right because clearly I discovered this amazing thing that can get my cat's dick out yeah exactly the epitome of cod economy and I thought it was hilarious like but apparently he was more like shocked by it so the day after like he went to tell everyone at school died masturbating my cat and I'm like [ __ ] that's not what I did but then I realized afterwards I'm like yeah I know I was pleasuring my cat Oh that's alright well he should create out of self-park that red rocket ensue yeah I was thinking about that yet red rocket did the cat girl like used to it like what it asked for you to do it after a while you know what there may have been some hints hearing that I actually didn't pick up on lingerie that we don't like so that either ya know we had to kill that cat I was too fine oh let's not I have a board yeah so you're a trash off a fat cat until it died I mean yeah that's that's the story pretty much it's fantastic tonight all right there oh man yeah I like the way you phrase it getting the cat's back out it makes it sound like a really low budget magic trick I guess that's how I saw it and now I'll pull a dick out of this cat that [ __ ] show to the crubs they're clapping no never this before what the [ __ ] is that thing well some of you thought it Amane so maybe uh could be a thing after you be a PewDiePie what'd he do now you watch after this [ __ ] podcast is going to catch on in elementary schools across the nation more like a street magic she kid immediately the next special be all about getting different animals dicks out Melissa Katia Davis Lane still around I thought he got like superseded by Criss Angel no angel is been succeeded as well yeah yeah David really just have a Netflix special by David boy I did some Netflix I keep giving old ass washed-up people new shows because David Blaine comes up the new tricks he spits out frogs now oh man that's cool you're doing a toad sighs I'd be more impressive I was really thinking about that like it is something interesting about getting the take out of animals I guess never left me it's how does a toad dick light it look like you don't know well I know done what duck dicks look super oh yeah like either your tortures yeah and that's because duck females have maze-like vagina because most duck sex is rape oh I heard a magic reflex yeah it's a real facts it's upsetting duck sir when you when you come right down to it Ducks are horrible creatures if you they live terrible like filthy lives and just don't really live whole thing that's a shame our duck trivia they live with a monk um uh duck water rolls off duck's back so I don't know fortunately the only good Ducks are like the only good duck fact I know is about dick so I really know where to go with this I don't know Olympics let me ask you this question does have a right answer would win a hundred Brock Lesnar's for ten enraged silverback gorillas there's a follow-up to this question right repeat that question a hundred Brock Lesnar's the the huge MMA fighter or ten silverback gorillas I don't know any MMA fighters so now it's kind of hard for me that he's just a huge just imagine a really muscular guy okay imagine me magic me I just yeah or I already said actually I couldn't imagine any I oh okay imagine both of us just wrestling okay I'm landing me on the run one three others one entity with four eyes and two noses wrestling men yeah eating people succeed I'm gonna have to go with gorillas they're [ __ ] scary okay they'll [ __ ] you out helia that's correct yeah I I thought about it I would also pick the gorillas yeah Andrew is the fact checking this question yesterday during our twitch stream and apparently gorillas can lift up to 1800 pounds angry enough well gorillas they didn't have any more else either they'll rip off your dick if they have to you know yeah they'll get your chicken they don't have anymore no sportsmanship that's dirty that's he'll be running like vaginas they fight to win Jesus Christ why are all animals dicks you know it's weird that's an interesting question I don't understand the Ducks thing though how would they evolve to have like a maze-like vagina that needs a key to fit into it I don't understand so it was like an associate the idea is because they get raped all the time they evolved to have so that when they get [ __ ] they don't get pregnant unless they want to get [ __ ] but they want to affect the evolutions goal is to like spread out what they want to on as you can um in yes but at the same time they want to do it with a suitable mate you don't want to have a little whip stretch babe yeah but if you gotta get it's only up to my baby I get I get it now yeah I get it strong enough to write I like we need our own Netflix special [ __ ] Bill Nye whatever she'll evolution podcast on Netflix system yeah how many jerk dicks have been on Bill Nye not enough a surprisingly lovely enough who knows with the sex jug ooo I want to see Bill Nye go back to his kid specials and be like now you see here this is a female duck with her maze-like vagina and it's like a wacky kids graphic of a uterus and a duck he's like if we slide down the fallopian tubes and he's like in a water park on a waterslide how does the main just like vagina look like that is that is a good question that's the life I think I think it just has false entrances sounds like a booby trap it's the labyrinth at the end of the Minotaur like everyone's like on Steam feelings all I remember is when I was in high school someone was told me the fact about duck saying rape then I read like an article on it and the terminology they used was maze-like vaginas I was like okay that's what they got I think it's an interesting fact yes in humans were like that too or I know the different I know Turtles have really big dicks Islam know they do do they yeah they have they have huge [ __ ] dicks they almost go to their face right there just packing heat under the shelves yeah I'm not sure I'll put out of the hurdle power which way does it go then does it go up to the head so it's like the tips near that no it points south magnetically Jackson it of course it goes up cuz I didn't have it how did I let what I know how did they get it out of the shell then it would have to come at the top of the show wouldn't it Felix does a magic trick on him watch me pull again and I could probably pull it out to be on it it probably if it only comes out the same place there poop comes out like the same hole in the shell how does the body long dick look like sounds like Al and I'm googling it right now interesting how did I sound like a man named Lance I don't know how to describe what I'm seeing but yeah I know a things I could come yeah I just seemed like it comes out of its butthole Felix live on the scene Felix what can you tell us well I'm looking here at a turtle with a giant dick and I'm a bit jealous it seems to be coming at us looks disgusting okay I actually don't Google it but everyone's already on out googling it's not worth it whoa what I know we'll have to largely on the largest [ __ ] is that I think it's the wall resident yes it's a walrus really yes I was thinking blue whale might be it has it has to be blue whales aren't I it's like car-sized I don't think they have dicks I think they have spirals Center Kendra relax if you can swim through blue whale's veins right that means you can swim through a blue whale day I mean much more their dream oh my god imagery magic David Blaine's newest Netflix special alright everyone watch I'm going to swim through this blue whale look they have such blatant big air like what they call in English like a blood artery artery yeah we throw a you can flutter lips you could crawl through them yeah yeah holy [ __ ] well that's kind of scary magic is already very weird now let's transition from the animal kingdom [ __ ] to an interesting question let's let's open this up to an interesting one I've actually always wondered this Felix okay since you're you're kind of the face of YouTube and I've always kind of imagined well not imagine it's pretty pretty clear that youtube doesn't really communicate well with its creators you have like a direct means of communication with them do you talk to them often do they sometimes ask you for feedback and ideas or anything like that are you friends to YouTube next you'd say are you YouTube hero um what's your your competence oh uh wait so you don't have any contact at YouTube at all oh you [ __ ] poor person when you present you don't have any contact with YouTube I have man like that's pretty [ __ ] I don't have a contact with this partner I can certainly get in contact with my network ID to go through I saw that video day there and yeah I feel like everyone is kind of [ __ ] experiencing networks especially business YouTube in a way it's like a network that we rely on and like it's kind of [ __ ] that we don't have any connection to them like I I got a connection two years ago they I have a partner like talent partner person at YouTube that I can go to okay and I think I thought a lot of people had it I assumed you had it because I'm with you - yeah we are this for everyone Jesus and the things the thing that I noticed with YouTube aside like I left them so much like constructive criticism over the years of like stuff they can improve and yada yada I just but none of it it's really taken like the comments are still [ __ ] like been talking about that [ __ ] for years like I feel like there's been any seriously taken what I said so yeah I'm just at the point where I like I don't really care about giving anything back any if anything they've good they've gone the opposite route they've gone backwards yeah I'm in so many ways yes and it's just long a fee they just go out of their ways to show us they don't give a [ __ ] really that's what I don't know why did I get worse it is that yeah I would just think since you kind of embodied a hold website in a positive way I would think that they would want to consult with you before [ __ ] things up but I guess that's not really the case I don't think we have a trust really I think they probably worried that'll make some sort of video [ __ ] them over or some [ __ ] seemed like oh well I guess that's a good way to operate a business under constant [ __ ] paranoia I mean I I mean to be happy to give them feedback all I'm saying is I guess oops it's just such a such a big company it's like too big for its own good new yeah like too many divisions too many departments to corporate I mean all the features are does find by teams that don't even see the lower-end they just look at it in groups and majorities and facts and figures and on their own time it's kind of hard to make stuff connecting to what people actually want and then yeah then meanwhile I have YouTube help sector which is nothing but a [ __ ] barnyard fire I am curious how some stuff like gets through them a they must test it to some people right like the YouTube heroes stuff how do they know it certainly they've shown that two of janna it's bizarre yeah so they were like yeah this is a great idea let's do that they don't show it to you canceled though immediately didn't know it still it isn't that not and it's still active I would think they was still going yeah I think they would show that to you though do people who could use it no I don't think so maybe like three I never heard anything about it I think they put it on ice after all the backlash follow-up question Felix what's your YouTube hero level fix it's on my Twitter bio [ __ ] do a little resource when you get your [ __ ] I got call down under sorry it's all right what was hurt what was your Twitter again jacksepticeye better day yeah all right perfect so let's do some couples therapy here Felix you seem to be implying that youtube doesn't trust you a lot all the time ah I made a lot of videos talking about like when they make [ __ ] I'll say it and I think they're worried that if they'll share something that I'll be like the terrible idea or they're doing the wrong thing here or something like that that's just what I think I don't know why don't you ask your Brenda ro well like even if I ask that person like there's so many layers to it because that person would just go to someone else and it it is you to like affiliate you need these contacting youtubers well then he needs to run through the YouTube help obstacle course how many would I give you how much of what they give you is actual script and how much of it is them actually just talking to you I actually have a really good poem person or whatever I trust I trust that person okay so that's good but yeah probably shared more than they should and I'm happy about that but I I think YouTube is pretty divided I think after this Wall Street Journal Shabak oh like a some people YouTube probably don't like me at all they probably think I'm a Nazi or some [ __ ] like that and I think a lot of people just really support me but no I mean I can kind of see where YouTube is coming from there's a big company just so easy to smear people these days it's not even on them I mean if I mean someone like you who makes a joke at the next day all of these outlets like polygon or Wall Street Journal and all that [ __ ] [ __ ] rags they staged a smear your challenge as a Nazi wants to Z Kyle the German flag under a nuclear sky then yeah you're kind of going to get itchy and you know nervous about them making more content that's just going to reflect badly on you your sponsors your advertisers I figured I mean the ad drought now is just horrible apparently hit a lot of you everyone's are being affected by to varying degrees I mean some people reportedly make just nothing anymore so yeah but I have less but I'll make nothing at this point and it's for bogus reasons I mean they excited extremism and racism and some nonsense like that but I don't know when the last time these people were on YouTube is just I don't know if you guys have ever looked at the trending page but I've never seen any Isis videos there it's yes YouTube has always been good at keeping the extreme money nonsense out of YouTube but I think what they're doing now is just they're classifying more things as extremist I mean I assume your videos are probably being flagged as racist nonsense Felix a lot of my videos are getting like yeah they did the right y'all gotta T to make jokes I think yeah it is a bit weird like YouTube turn into so much politics and stuff like that now it's really how it's also mixed up but I I agree like YouTube has done a good job actually they're already their systems it's been so hard striking down so [ __ ] hard so the fact that the whole thing happened it's kind of I didn't expect it like they ad pocalypse or whatever actly that's my point it nothing actually happened YouTube has always been great about keeping out gore you know any sort of nonce is like recently comparing it to other guilty yeah the other social media website as well like they're doing a way better job back oh yeah exactly and then too for some people to suddenly imply YouTube has become this hotbed for white nationalist or anything it's it's an absurd excuse but of course if when you hear that as an advertiser fine Pepsi or coca-cola then yeah my thought is okay well pull out of that otherwise some people you know they usually whiny soccer moms they're gonna get angry with us if we keep advertising with them well I think they pull that because they wanted to like do some damage to Google I mean I really I think that as well in what way this big companies versus each other they feel as a chance to do do do harm to them and it's been also a you know lower their their price or prices Malik yeah exactly yeah yeah it definitely makes so yeah then they can rate they can I mean a lot more demands as well in order to bring that yeah exactly it makes yeah little so now you have to be super sensitive to really show like look guys we have this new system in place and it is [ __ ] right now like none of my videos are getting monetized properly and it's super annoying yeah I hope we will get better yeah well I can be really yeah I have a follow-up question on Twitter you said that you spoke to them about it and you're feeling better and you can share it as to why you're feeling better about it they told you anything well because whenever they add something new it's going to be [ __ ] and it clearly has and they're saying they're going to improve it over time and it needs time so I'm just trusting that essentially I just feel better that they acknowledge that it's fought to be honest okay they took responsibility on somebody it's a good yes definitely is the first things I've admitted to being wrong about in 10 years yes okay let's go then on getting as much money any not even officially now is another shady situation for everyone I mean do you guys really think though that Google cares that much about YouTube as an income source cannot be that big of a deal fine they're not even operating a bailout no like Felix said it's more about face value like YouTube is one of their largest brands so that it's I mean it's kind of like an to mental value like it oh no think about it there's no implement it just reflects back on Google if YouTube is podcast as a racist yeah video platform oh yeah I was just going to say in terms of do they care that much for like a source of income not particularly since YouTube has literally never been profitable since its takeover by Google but it's a my routing yeah it's a monopoly that they feel is worthwhile to have because it's a pretty powerful tool mm-hmm yeah that's the only reason they probably now trying to make more profitable by turning it into TV yeah that's the goal I imagine but for now the reason they operate it at a loss and always have is just because it's worthwhile to keep the monopoly which I respect and on that note I think it's about time we transition into another pretty interesting topic sports you like sports Felix I know all right on that bombshell Felix I'm an actually good question so feels like oh boy I don't like some of us like none of us none of us actually want to talk about I think I just trying to attract that audience yeah okay so yeah Alex I've it I have an actual general question for you are there any things that you influence with you're popular and all that that kind of surprised you like obviously when you commentate over a certain game it's going to boost in sales or plays or all that but are there other things that come with it where you go wow I didn't know that people would start doing that or any of that oh not see you that damn I mean I the first thing I was rice but when I saw that's of some games that I played or whatever that that really shocked me like how much of a name tag that actually had like literally thousands of sales that's from me playing is that's like crazy uh I noticed recently I'm a kind of I just made a video talking about my clothes and all of a sudden these brands that I were reached out because they had like a [ __ ] kind of sale okay this is really like it just seems kind of soo because I never thought about that I guess but [ __ ] I don't know it gets people people get toads as pets or some [ __ ] like that I guess I think people people I always buy a lot of we all of this that ID tools are gonna end up guest now because yeah yeah I don't really have a better answer than that I'm really no to be honest I mean alright Lee okay Felix we uh you know this podcast is a comedy podcast and I think Charlie has a job to tell you then great well if you any boy you make a lot of comedy videos I mean that's kind of what you've built yourself on but I'm sorry to say this joke puts you out of business if the very first laugh from cavemen Aeons ago was the beginning of comedy this is the end this Joanie is perfection that I don't think could ever be matched and it's a true story believe it or not so yeah are you ready I'm ready I don't think you understand just the magnitude of this joke before I tell it I want to tell you one more time this joke is purification so I was driving down i-4 with my girlfriend I have a girlfriend Felix I don't know if you knew that she kicked my mother out recently and we were driving down okay we were driving down you know he kissed him on that we were we were driving down i-40 and I forged a road here to the interstate and we were driving down there and I saw a sign for a restaurant called boardwalk burgers you know it's just your standard old restaurant your old burger joint you know homeless people slap some patties on the Foreman's it's just some wholesome good time and I saw this sign with my razor sharp wit with my genius my intellect I said boardwalk burgers more like bored burgers because those burgers aren't having any fun ramaa it's like was that the joke I just want to make it yeah okay I was amazed a notice he snickered cuz he thought it was going to keep going but then it stopped yeah good job it's a thinking stuff now you thought you're Chokin to set up you didn't even know there was a punchline probably thought the joke was your girlfriend beating years old yeah well I'm still waiting hoping something bad it now is Kate that was really good Jack I'm sorry thank you see Jamie can ruin your joke you may have hyped it up a little bit too much that's I think that's the only problem that's why I got confused the pejorative massive with the audience the audience just responds greatly to that joke he'll love it like son I have the fruits yet I have got me ask anybody else and kill us and yes others like that in writing like eat the rich kill be officials starting starting today intro darling today you can grab your very own boardwalk burgers shut from from the link in the description I believe yeah so what well I'm advance Schilling right there holy water really well anybody share right now perfect so while you were you were talking about stuff you wear so we know yeah I don't date Lord Jesus look what you say and rooster what I mean dude I was gonna say don't let Felix blow up our stores she wears it in one of his videos we're gonna get our [ __ ] dbl DDoS attack I said send me one for free Anna won't pay for it then yeah it's not worth the money if anything we'll pay you if it's any consolation none of us unskilled dweebs needed it was actually I think Jackson had it done by an actual graphic artist with you know Skillman yeah he'll pretty much stuff we didn't know very little about what's right yeah that's a good shirt damn it like that so it should be I wish I could say I don't know how to find it I don't have the link in the description that's a good question feel likes where are you right now I'm in and you asked and that well he was aglow where yeah when kiyah when when you were slacking off at work uh-huh all right yeah I mean brighton brighton you gay okay good play for you travel a lot then or I try not to I hate traveling was uh don't have the time I'm a busy man it says I upload videos daily and it's really hard like as soon as you travel it's like man I get [ __ ] I don't want to do it don't you just do like a little plane and [ __ ] like that people yeah I've done that but all right it's fun for one day after like and then they guess you could be the next David though who's the guy who got ahead yes the guy that got brutalized by United Airlines ed you know what that would be amazing honestly I'll take that [ __ ] o matic can beat me up any day the other way I'm gonna help for that to happen well not to you it's not you take brain damage well just I could goes out to teeth that's fine but brain damage feels kind of a blow what happened to that guy I never heard anything about it no he isn't no oh no they settled with United Airlines but for an undisclosed amount Oh underscores dick load you guys like he got his parking validated and they gave him a free t-shirt and I will carry on yeah but the t-shirt was two sizes too big I actually had another question for you though Felix one little height and I'm just going to ask Felix since you do make videos daily and all of that is there ever a time where you make a video but don't feel like doing it or do you only make them when you're in the mood in the zone feeling that feeling that bad uh what do you mean like if I don't upload it or I just like I'll be a [ __ ] I don't want to record I'll just do something else that would you ever do videos when you don't feel like you force yourself to even if you may not have job to you um there's definitely times when like a [ __ ] I don't feel like recording anything but I feel like once I start recording it I kind of get into it automatically no way I think it's more like getting started it can be kind of rough sometimes you're like ah [ __ ] I don't undo anything just every motivation everything you've been doing like more frequent videos now like how do you find that for me it's a more of a cathartic experience like pretty much anything that happens throughout the day doesn't really affect it I always want to make some no matter what mood I'm in once I do something I do it because I'm having fun doing it like I told the story about I watched a man like Odie one time and I came home and made a video in his honor first yes but uh yeah it's just for me it takes me out of reality and I just kind of get lost in doing this stuff and it's always fun I guess that's why I mean to like you you even if like I don't feel like doing that you kind of get lost when you do it and you get into it going more or less oh no matter what yeah I guess I don't know but it's I think with daily it's like I like it because you don't get so pressures about the contract a lot of times when I admit put too much effort into it it's just like you get so excited and share it and doesn't match your excitement and you get like bummed that it's like you do it daily it's like a bucket let's move on to the next one Connor have you ever had like a big project that you were disappointed with the results of or they all pretty much met your expectations no no that's definitely been like somebody is like I even though I do daily I try and put like days and days on in front of them and I find those to be very fact less they're like not worth yeah that fiber video probably bummed you out huh that [ __ ] fiber video man that was that was suggested to being by another dude to do as well I'm like [ __ ] why didn't you tell me I got a whole video idea that [ __ ] thing what was it like a fan that told you to do it all but now it was it was a friend of mine it was and he stole it from another streamer or youtuber and that guy was super pissed that he gave the idea to me he's now he's gonna be happy he was like a king in him he made you eat his food to make sure that I wasn't but it was poisoned oh great pretty much I mean yeah he dodged a bullet I guess I don't think he would have been dumb enough to put that [ __ ] on a sign but I mean anyway it happened you know did you learn your lesson though Felix I believe every one hundred oh and learn my lesson about making a virtue and I said yeah I'll never do anything bad again we like good boys great I need to keep carrying this week ourselves a Neelix um what are so he clearly mushroom I guess I taking drinks at the most inopportune moment um so have you met any like big-time celebrities from doing this like Hollywood actors or musicians or that what's the Gulf that he could hook us up with yeah and the um you want to get established come hang it like that uh you met who do you want to get hooked up with no I asked if you wanted to get hooked up with him yeah well yeah he's a patreon subscriber yeah really ok I want to seem like a name-dropping or some [ __ ] but uh I met were uh Ryan Reynolds backstage really cool guy I really like him uh I felt like I find it was kind of weird like being like hey can I please have a picture with you Wow it's a cool about it uh no don't feel it what you don't know is that after you met him he was like oh my god that was PewDiePie yeah I bet no idea who in the [ __ ] I was it was so obvious just trying to lighten your spirits no all right my ego too big enough already I appreciated that enough yeah I don't know just random people again I don't know all right so we also keep talking about in our group chat here in our shitty group chat on the Skype us guys's the disparity between how popular real-life celebrities are versus internet celebrities it's [ __ ] weird Internet yeah yeah it's variable what I mean so go ahead my biggest youtuber on right now but Felix we cannot even get word back from the Red Power Ranger I mean well no one line I think the one comparison I made is like we have Felix on literally the biggest youtuber and then LeBron James could make a single tweet and six times as many people will care it's a different culture like you can't really compare the two like for instance the people that are following people like LeBron James or the Red Power Ranger especially the Red Power Ranger that man's a [ __ ] fossil they didn't grow up with internet people personalities they viewed the Internet as just like get information and look at porn but it's kind of evolved to a place where actual people with actual opinions and input and can actually make an effect have blossomed and they don't know about it or care to learn about it so they don't really have much of an overlap yeah internet celebrities are like primarily excluded to people on the internet whereas like real-life celebrities have everyone else as well but everyone out there people on in everyone oh my grandma yeah I even still do kid actors who had TV shows like ten years ago they they still have more Twitter followers than most youtubers will ever have it's incredible but I think that will change in the future I think that's a real interesting thing to witness is how the internet and the real life have started to merge in a way it is more and more definitely more and more this is one of the reasons I hate Neil deGrasse Tyson just to shoehorn him in here is one I don't know if you guys saw this tweet that he tweeted out a while back is was there was something like 1970s we went to the moon 1980 son saw that we in 2017 dot dot dot and he was basically implying that what the [ __ ] can be done this year or in this decade what kind of a douche bag do you have to pay now we invented the Internet we are on the verge of basically curing aids cancer whole slew of other diseases and you guys know that mean that goes I was born too late to explore the planet yeah we to explore space and sort of always bums me out but now I kind of feel different because it's actually interesting to see the first steps of the Internet and the real life becoming one at least for me it's an interesting experience like for now I you Felix you might be just a internet celebrity but in 20 years from now probably not any more the next generation will be only limited to the Internet where's my guy one day ended it's a weird thing to think about in like 30 years you'll have 50 year olds going I remember back in my day we had PewDiePie and he was a lot funnier than these guys around here this [ __ ] your jaggon Manson and fisticuffs 12 though they're not funny there no and just to think that you're the future internet culture will be an actual culture not just a somewhat niche that it still is you know I mean yeah it's hard to imagine if you were just one generation later you might have made it into his dragon god goddamn it the Pioneers always had his ring that ass that's true yeah yeah I think I've done anything worth being in history with but yeah that's all right well you I mean you got a cat stick out that is what I want for your legacy first man and what it so does well Felix what would you do if legitimate Lee there was like a memorial or a statue erected view and it just said Felix YouTube celebrity and cat dick enthusiast I want to say that would make me the most happy I could die right now that was the deal well I have a surprise for you right now I'll take the deal I'll take a whatever way I have to die doesn't matter she's wild Jesus you take a slow painful death Justin Bieber remember that way there's a little guy yeah hey what can I say well who doesn't honestly name one person on earth Jackson who doesn't well that person that ratted me out about the cat dick it's good to all the people in full yeah [ __ ] that guy yeah [ __ ] oh yeah weird I mean what he does away right when he ratted you out every other student wait wait this guy doesn't like cat dicks I mean I don't want I don't want to seem weird so I'll go along with it but this guy's weird yeah and then he grows up to be PewDiePie so I guess be careful will you call ugly in middle school Felix were you called ugly in middle school and now I think that and I want to add doubt it I want to ask an actual question I know you've probably do not because so many times and stuff like are you do you feel awkward about the internet phone and people asking you questions and wanting to you know be around you uh yeah yeah I do I'm I imagine I'm like because like most TV personalities or whatever they're very eccentric people that's how they made it in the industry they kind of have to be I'm just a nerd like made in from like making videos in front of a computer like I'm not used to all that [ __ ] that's kind of been like something I've gotten into have you like they really helps like uh discriminated against by them I mean like you said you met a lot of real celebrities on like I mean I I saw you you've been on TV and stuff have you ever felt like they kind of resented you for not I don't know I guess not being famous the old-school Hollywood style but being class made on the Internet no I don't think they would have put me on expects out of it that way I never been very good host I think it's more when I get interviewed I get that vibe from a lot of people micros not this interview or whatever is an interview I don't know I don't think Tibet is my friend hanging up I'll do shy I get a host to the podcast oh really you didn't do it so far your nail in it okay great I'll have a Janelle Jackson yeah yeah any interviews definitely I very smug Y vibe from a lot of people I think what's what's the worst part of your job done in quotation marks I read on Mel Burke you made a about people not leaving you alone at home hard people are being very respectful since I did that actually like I had no problem after that yeah it's pretty good wait what was that [ __ ] beforehand but when they set up their example they're at least a block away the TD Park apps weather weather but actually like groups of fans showing up outside your house and [ __ ] yeah yeah oh man that I did think a lot a lot of kids don't they don't realize this thing yeah I mean if I was what kind of message that attends vulgari yeah yeah I was curious about that so Felix Jackson Andrew and I yep problem where sometimes people assume that certain jokes are actually true like our accent persona how have you dealt with not being able to tell people that hey my onstage is a little bit different than real-world well for the people at home sorry Kai god I was just going to say like people seem to have the impression that I hate a lot of stuff but go ahead and err well I was going to say for the people at home who can't see it Felix of Skype icon is a giant swastika he's taking a selfie in front of it with a big eye shading grin comment you would tell anyone about this [ __ ] they edit it out it even says eNOS okay icon don't tell anyone about this but we have to tell the internet some things and hide it forever so unfair enough the fact that I put there you know that's very game everyone man it isn't knowing you people people don't seem to pick up on sarcasm very well on internet so I totally get that not at all now the worst it's the worst for sarcasm it's almost like they want to believe it as well what I do they do they want something to fire they certainly do you know so Felix then to follow up on that question just being brutally honest what are you sick of what's something that a joke either you started or something here all the time that you're honestly just tired of by this moment but like a running joke in the channel or whatever is I mean anything any any me more culture thing you start I think my intro is I'm pretty when you do use it for years a lot of this the the catch phrases or whatever you let go then people just leave [ __ ] and like oh I'm so sick of doing the intro like it's not it's just a boring way to start a video like how's it going bros my beautiful eyes hey there are other ways to start a [ __ ] video and you don't always want to do it like that but people actually I don't think people care anymore so you do daily but you should lately as well don't you yeah it's like how many times you hear before you want to kill your head like you know like you might not be aware a little reluctant you might not be aware of this but uh every time Charlie doesn't tell his joke on the podcast we have people just throwing [ __ ] it's just I mean I get it is an amazing joke I mean it was pretty good I think stuff like that it's fun though like I get that but like I'm sure no no I was actually I was going to say that joke is going to run its course but that's that's false it's almost never going to happen yeah but if it would I'm sure it would be kind of annoying to keep bringing it up again Oh actually I wanted to cut away in here kids for a while in my experience if I didn't say nipples or titties in a video I would get [ __ ] and I'd feel bad so for a while I would make sure to mention both of them like a check nipples titties once we had like a hex file open written it in front of me yeah like a little script must hit these two notes okay your mom said to you a reminder Charlie have you said nipple kiss okay here but after one yeah go ahead I was going to say after a while I started to realize you know I'm I'm really not making videos for other people I'm making them because I enjoy it so if I don't want to say those things I really shouldn't feel obligated to I don't obviously I'm not going to speak for you but I feel like if you don't want to always do the intro every time I don't feel like you should feel forced by your fans I'm sure they'd understand you have a really understanding group of fans these days and I think they mature enough to just get that you don't want to do it every time and it's better to not force it yeah so Charlie that's a that's a good question for you Charlie are you sick of your intro I don't do my intro every time I only do my intro when I feel like doing it and I don't even considered like my intro it's just how I've started videos sometimes and I can't believe I met validities they're in trouble what you used to do it for every video now you do it intermittently is it because you got sick of it or is there something else or just one no I I just don't force myself to if I don't think I've never really labeled it as my intro it's just I've always done the same type of video like gameplay commentary so I would just associate it with that but once I started doing other things I didn't really consider it my intro that I have to do for every single thing so if it doesn't fit into the context like if I'm doing a commercial dub I don't think opening up with my intro is a good idea so I I just don't I omit it I think that's a good approach I thought it was dead it's a good approach to do videos the way you want to do and I think the last couple years I've been really doing that and I realize I had to make that decision because otherwise I've just not be happy and I've been enjoying it a lot more just doing my own thing I guess yeah II know yeah it definitely seems like it like it like you're a lot happier with the videos you're making you're definitely doing some other stuff some different stuff which is always good to keep mixing it up and keeping finish yeah even though it could keep some more fun for everyone sharing so does the daily grind ever wear down on you in any way because for me I like to upload stuff daily as well and do kind of easier things but I always have this nagging voice that's like I want to make more elaborate products or more like edited higher not budget but higher production value things and just I I think in terms of like skits like oh that's a funny idea or oh I want to present this thing and not as much in just I want to show myself on a camera so does that really grind in that sense ever weigh down on you do you ever have that kind of drive to do more with it or is it just a different thing I guess I'm one lazy [ __ ] I'm happy with the daily grind sometimes the ad I I think about stuff I could be doing if I didn't do it daily but I think I wouldn't be happier doing it but I see what you mean with like you want to do something more elaborate if I wanted to something elaborate fine no you don't apologize you interrupted a shitty time sorry I I just kind of say if anything I forgot was gonna say [ __ ] oh great work yeah thanks a lot kya Janice that's okay I interrupted TD play on my job is done here I'm Lee Jett trying to finger hair alright what the couple of minutes ago you already said that you sometimes want to do more elaborate stuff but at the same time you're worried that if it doesn't pan out it'll just bum you out yeah enjoy doing daily stuff more yeah and if anything we just try and figure out how to do it daily yeah the balancing hang on you can make it doesn't have to be polished okay yeah appreciate and Phil again I mean that's what were you two even real at this point I mean it is yeah if you make a big production about it you'll get maybe a small amount more views on it than you would your regular stuff but if you are just a personality more than anything your regular stuff is what's going to bring people in more than anything so it's time versus reward effort really oh yeah I I really have that formula on YouTube it's like the more effort spent does not mean you're going to get a better video Bella and I enjoy more I mean YouTube is a way I talked about this in a previous episode but YouTube is a race to the bottom just from the beginning to the end be more marketable easy quick and fast you can put out something that people want to watch the more you'll get out of it that's just how it is you kind of really begin you claim a like YouTube for that those move know the audience they just want to know I can I don't cantilever encourages it yeah well he waits it's just the idea of social media the whole life point is social the more people you can connect with and the more often you can do it the more you're going to get back you just know to push something that the audience doesn't want though Kyle yeah but you also have to think of it this way like in our podcast we're really connecting to a lot of people that can relate to pulling cat dicks out and sucking their own dicks by walking down walls I'm glad I can connect with these people I was are there the minorities that I've been looking for all my Felix do you still have a peaceful feel encouraged though to make any real serious content go keep making it on YouTube with the way things are going are you saying I'm not making serious content going off of joke playing off of Andrews question except there was mega digger projects I mean then there's basically dropping you like a hot turd on the smallest little hiccup there that wasn't even your fault do you even want to keep making stuff on YouTube or do you think about spreading out maybe into other ventures you can come on the official Broadcasting Network oh thank you we're appreciate it I be getting into streaming lately I guess I enjoyed trying out different [ __ ] but I'm happy doing what I'm doing I really don't feel to need doing other things at all I kind of group dabbling to other things and I find like the effort and it was just not as fun I'm happy doing what I did have as much fun with streaming we're having a lot of fun no no he just started having a lot of fun with streaming oh okay I'm just like testing at everything tonight and I yeah I I'm I I think people always thought you to be kind of a platform to go into different things that's how I thought you had to treat it because I didn't think it would last long at all but I think I think look at that now I'm like I'm super happy just be doing what I'm doing that's all oh I viewed it as well just a platform to get somewhere else I suppose just why I've never considered it a job and I never will I kind of always viewed it as like a I don't know how do I describe this like an idea board but other people can see it a social club is a lot yeah I sort of like a lot of my content is just oh that's a stupid idea I had I want to bring it to life but not necessarily in the way I see it so like I started a dumb series where I just use mspaint cutouts of like stock photos to like do skits of famous characters and originally I saw it as an actual like skit show where I'd get costumes and [ __ ] but right now I don't have the time or money for the head so I just made a really low budget shitty version of it and I but it was just to get the jokes and ideas out there and I could make money even like even if you got exactly I might even be better that's well that is actually a follow-up question I wanted to bring up too I guess all of us because we all do this to a degree how much of when you're editing or making a project do you see it in your head and then how different is the end product and how much are you of that are you happy with my overarching question is when you're working on something and you see an idea how much of that actually comes to fruition and how much of it do you change as you make along it or make I'll make it up along you know what I mean well I have a guy that has some into editing and we always say let's just save this shitty video with editing there's a lot of times like you can you can make a [ __ ] recording good just through editing like a and sometimes videos that I think will be do really well or work great turns out really fly so editing is there everything like it just film so much to your video right right what about you Charlie how much do you like pre envision for doing your content oh it depends most of the time it's just spur of the moment I'll come up with a idea just out of nowhere and pretty much every idea I have I act on except my porn movie reviews that doesn't really fit YouTube's format I always thought it'd be a great idea to shoot a porno but the two people having sex are reviewing a product like a movie or a video game and you know the spanked and ass you know and you give a score or something like that I always thought that would be a fun idea that I can't act on but apart from that one as long as there's like no vaginas and wieners I pretty much act on every idea I have do you mean like they review it while they're [ __ ] is that we're doing yeah they like they review it together while they're [ __ ] it's a team effort well you'd probably enjoy the series where girls read books on vibrators no that's a boring one that's too generic for me now they don't even review the book they just read it well I mean I want to heal it here at Tale of Two Cities well like there's orgasms going on that sounds about right no I'm gonna cure you it was the best to kind kickstart that yourself you could just film yourself checking off and giving something original yeah that's hope that's my whole video I just jack off and then when I'm done I go six out of ten but I just find the creative process really interesting how things and projects can change as you're actually getting into them compared to the mental idea you had before you started it uh-huh so I wondered how much there was going on with you guys well my questions on the philosophy feelings this has come up again again and again between us and Andrew and Jackson have an idea different than Charlie and I and I'd like you to be the mediator okay I have actually that cool yeah okay would you let yourself get tortured just like that pool if you were to get immortality oh that's a good question I a snack thing I think you all go okay you know disappoint me right obsession over three to two we went that's it well maybe an Andrew very happy really no no you can you can it kind of question was to specific the eventual discussion evolved into immortality versus not immortality Jackson and Andrew don't want our Ocala T in any form so if you get a locality and still look as pretty as you do now would you do that it depends on the immortality like if it immortality as in like my body can heal or whatever like good fuller is it's like I just know you ain't an average look at God Joe uh I probably wouldn't want that just too much I guess your discussion of her we were I'm already kind of boring that's what I'd be afraid now kyuh kyuh kyuh we don't have to get into all of it but I was thinking about it here's an addendum to my argument I want to say I would love to live longer I would love to live for like five hundred years or something but not I'm happy beggin if I get to pick like you know when to get it well yeah that's that's a good point you can choose yeah that's a good that is a greater parity with timing yeah well then exactly if we had an ally a point to the question II you're just getting free stuff busy for that well no that's what I'm saying if we could be immortal but have a button that was like push this and you die whenever you feel like it then I would do it but it's like that ad that TV should pacano an anime yeah but it's really good they get to choose when they want to die when they're immortal but then they find out that they're immoral so they put them in like this was a call where you lock people in but the huge prison yeah I came out and they throw them in the ocean oh there's that risk do you want to be forever in the ocean no if I'm in with eventually it'll it'll become me yet yeah yeah that's a long way yeah Haven upper but if you were endless it would be like I'm blinking your eyes no it wouldn't so what if you live a million years water to swim clear it away a little bit would be lovely I eventually but for that [ __ ] two million years or whatever it takes for that to decay that's Jesus great whoo two million years is really new yeah they put me in hits adamantium it's very much like it yeah like a you know those security bolts like a really [ __ ] strong [ __ ] within another age I'd have other worries if I'm being hunted by the [ __ ] x-men good point I really enjoyed that I don't know why hunted by the actual like Felix what would you recommend me draw our makeup uh okay thanks Fred I was actually bit now uh I I control people's mind Wow what was your top tier one well I always go with whatever I can steal money from that's our ability are very simple goals in life feeling you have the power to control everyone are interpreted but that just seems like the most efficient way to go you know you great I can rely every 100 ooh I can't get honey gums I just want to make some cash I got a merit if the power is based on the amount of your money a kinder here folks is it almost an air mattress I realize it sounds worse than it means but I'm just saying like you don't forget that bad Jesus so wouldn't wouldn't it be easier to do invisibility for free money I guess but that wouldn't it be easier to pick invisibility for free money or how about the power to turn into money we want to create a bunch of money what our day boring at least we'd like the mind thing you can still do some weird [ __ ] yes my control you could you could do other things as well as the money yeah you turn it on you're just [ __ ] so I feel like knowing knowing you your simple goals if you had mind-control virus you just walk down the street and go up to people go hey give me five dollars make it and that's it that's all you're doing populace emptyeye you let go to the [ __ ] bank of course come on dear and kidding me a mind control a bank once I don't mind you can't to tell her oh oh no I'm [ __ ] around I know well I guess that would be more complicated than you think as well yeah I mean maybe I don't know maybe I haven't thought this through no but you you are Andrew what about you guy I've always thought about powers and I've always been torn between my teleportation or like Goku from Dragon Ball like to be he was like a superhero yeah okay with a lot of powers though yeah okay one punch man then mmm that's pretty good alright so so just insane look at her strength on Bailey yeah we're involved as well then is that how it works I would i bowl as well I'd probably still ball no get multi-bulb Oh bball yeah I don't know yet remember he trained so hard he lost his hair well I'd skipped that part I just have the powers well now that's a different superpower not sure okay I want to be Superman but without the Kryptonite weakness yeah really I it doesn't work that way charlie alright but can give me teleportation and as well rotation is a damn good one where would you tell it for yeah everywhere anywhere and everywhere I would never even walk to my bathroom anymore I just think I'm a dude okay I changed my my name I'm going teleportation as well there you go how are you doing money on another thing teleport into the bank and oh yeah just like in the movie jumper here's the thing I would pick SuperSpeed because then I get teleportation and a bunch of other [ __ ] SuperSpeed is insanely broken you can do anything for SuperSpeed you can go through walls like some and then it's not you carry walls you can't go through weekend you can vibrate your molecules through the molecules in the wall the flesh does it all the time who made this game Anju that's a horrible rule no the flash [ __ ] does it he does it all the time well the pageant doesn't have anything to do we go fast though just vibrating your molecule yeah so you would conversely wall so you super speed you teleport basically because you're moving like instantaneously and then you can go through anything to super speed also happen again why did he run then if you can just vibrate his molecules we have my physical I just want to vibrate a lot every time people show up to flashes Alice he's just on the couch Gordon you fall through the couch then it sounds awesome you just vibrate away his P as well then you would naturally go to bathroom either prop vibrate yeah money into existence sugar skis amazing he didn't vibrate anything yeah vibration is okay I told you vibration we so super speeds amazing honestly not like fall through the earth then well if he's not vibrating he doesn't do it as the last question during scary but we are looking PLO why does he not also he only focuses well not the only vibrates the parts that are going through the material like if he's walking through a wall he'll stick his hand through at first and then his head and his leg in the middle and whatever their early ages yes touch those tedious not if you do it quickly you have super speed quickly beam is no power people homes and use the door because then what's the point of super speed exactly you're coming the final teleportation better just a worse version of it yeah and just be I to take time ago just not have to vibrate maybe you don't know how you teleport so teleportation is just like super quick molecules getting from A to B yeah maybe that's a vibration if that's what you're really it is to maybe everything ties back to vibration universal constant mean if you believe in ring theory that might be actually right who's lost Tyson yeah and then he can be like string theory with three periods on Twitter what about Jackson and kya what would your expedition power be we talked about this on the pepper podcast I think it'll go with one punch man Alucard or Superman no that's insane stupid broken power well that's what anime character you would be those those different one power there's a lot to learn any skill or like talent super quick so you'd be task management cool I don't know sure you'd be like a Stephen strange yeah or oh yeah again which yeah if you guys don't know test masters in a Deadpool character he literally his ability is adaptive memory he can watch any superhero and then steal their abilities like watch it in America and then learn all of his ways to use the shield and Akram and have actually looking at him he doesn't even need it he can just watch and then know instantly how to do it but what she'll be got even here yeah he's a fake it's own doesn't matter it's not going to be as powerful make his own yeah why is he gonna get the vibranium well it's tricky so vibrator man any fly no but if he could fly he would know how to fly like wonderful that's what that detection watch and I've been playing that there's other superheroes though usually no one else at it yeah I'm not planning evading Superman Oh besting wall raining and anonymously much I'm pleasantly honest yeah I still think Jack's powers really cool he could play every instrument he could instantly learn any skill I think that's really useful well now I think taskmasters [ __ ] useless though so nice well he's a villain he's a he's a mercenaries not even like a big superhero he's just or carry a running character what a [ __ ] [ __ ] name as well Cosmo he didn't learn the skill of like learning a good name let's [ __ ] no one had a super ability there were no good names around the copy babe [ __ ] that's done a stupid it'd be a bit lackluster iPhone app should know everything right away though like that would take the fun out of learning you had that ability oh you'll you're the one going on about stealing money of homeless people or something whether you're the homeless they don't have any money why would I steal from the bathroom alone sure hey I'm just saying alright I'm just saying I mean to refund I'm just you automatically have all the money there's no work up towards that you have to tell the fun of working for money there's no fun in it that's what I'm saying there's no fine I'll [ __ ] spending ages learning something when you can just have it on it can be I really like Jack and power I know we're giving her [ __ ] but Jackson I think it's a really good power alright you suck up oh all right well I mean [ __ ] you - it's my power you choose your own I did I want SuperSpeed that's when I get well that's good knowing I ready okay Jackson you read a book on how to [ __ ] jack off cats and I all I have to do is flip through the pages at SuperSpeed and I'll instantly know it yeah but I really need to look at you apparently and then I know how to super speed [ __ ] he's got me feel like I'm in middle school again a little debate oh man I love these discussions yeah they're so [ __ ] glad you guys don't like sports whenever anyone asks that question like about the game I'm like what [ __ ] game like why are you assuming I know what game you're talking about no oh I hate that two men it pisses me off I don't know why it bothers me so much Sports is such a messy assumption is what bothers you I said I feel like I shouldn't I should have asked questions the same same way like hey what what do you think of the last [ __ ] pretty private I don't know some [ __ ] like Saudi because you know [ __ ] with a faint earlier I'm gonna just assume [ __ ] about other people and their intro yeah the thing about I just like when your friends tell you a story but they suddenly name-drop people you don't even know and they know a lot about it it's like a Mystica said it's like they tell you a story about people you don't even know like you're supposed to give a [ __ ] oh my god you hear what happened to Richard Khan he dropped his keys in the sewer and then you're just thinking who the [ __ ] is Richard I don't care the way you're supposed to react to sports to is just so expected like they go hey we won last night you go that's good they beat us last night you go that's bad like there's is not really much to discuss hey you did it we won I'm heavy why is it we I didn't play people are so passionate about sports it's crazy it's amazing especially over here in Australia that's like the stadiums are always practically filled and it's always on like television like I don't know if it's the same over there probably is like news channels have dedicated sports segments where they drone on about sports for like 20 minutes or so it's yeah it's very engrained in culture I used to follow pretty much every sport really closely throughout high school I used to yeah I used to play basketball and football a little bit you know I make my way you played basketball you sure so mainly to the elite super short yeah there's a dwarf is about five-six is not like small short it's short I'm five seven hell yeah you gotta know gets in a basketball team you look cool in your videos well their way I looked a great basketball team how much is five seven in centimeter I got look at that might be wrong 145 oh [ __ ] dude no you are really short I'm sorry I'm 45 he's wrong I'm a grower not a shower I'm a [ __ ] it doesn't matter knowing engine [ __ ] right now I want to know no I want to know is it really fourteen point nine nine foot is that I would say it no but it's pushing forty nine feet he would be you know I got a wrong rap Jesus Christ or your most good that's like three Charlie two standing on top of each other with my dad holding us up holy Lord yeah that's my side that's that you come from the land of giants Felix [ __ ] me yes they treated to me we're like we're tall great five point eight seven oh yeah you're like ever try it that's fine yeah at that school right I'm saw my five point six know that is about Charlie you got to speak up I can't hear you down there look up training centimeters now we need it we need a short guy on the podcast anyway if you fill that role it's 172 déméter he's already looked it up I was close yeah you're right on the cusp when you guessed like 10 inches or something but yeah I used to play basketball and I used to follow sports yeah that was the end of that story I don't anymore now that I don't play I don't I don't see the point how many centimeters are you Charlie 172 yo 172 centimeters Charlie on the bright side you were 1720 milliliters as the one that's a lot of millimeters you hear that ants take that and then they said yeah we hear you perfectly fine you're out I love it what do you guys feel about for you watch that I watched some words these sport the other day and back it was like one guy who blew everyone away with the bananas was insane I am i watch eSports but I wish that eSports itself would shut the [ __ ] up there's I think there's way too much fluff in between actually playing the game but I just do not care about you know I mean I played like way small that it is is what I mean the problem is that like you watch a basketball or football game and it's they don't do like shows or breakaways for 30 minutes unless it's either halftime or the end of the game in eSports they'll do like a round and then they'll go well now we're going to talk about it for 45 minutes I love dads talk to these players uh here's an inside scoop from guys that you've never heard of it's like I don't [ __ ] care do all the game stuff first and then when you're on a big break talk about this [ __ ] if I went over there it's about the personality cult yet I don't care about the people I just want to watch counter-strike I think the game's fun to watch but I don't care about anything else I don't know time you Tonya was like highlight reels off solutions yeah I mean at this point usually I wait till the tournaments are over and then watch the vod's and skip through when it's not a game but it's just it's I'm lazy that's effort yeah yeah what's your opinion on them Felix if you keep up with any particular eSport categories or anything like that do you hate them do you like them and don't really care actually that much I don't really play many games anymore so my spare time I used to be so much into MOBAs like that was my jam so really yeah like before League was the thing I remember was new I was like [ __ ] League its worst piece of [ __ ] we're playing ha ha ha ha [ __ ] another one I don't know everyone buy it into I'd probably be injured if I had more time but yeah what do you think about a dota and dota 2 I I will always love donor so [ __ ] fun you have good taste my friends yeah the original mod I'm guessing than her yeah yeah yeah so fun wow that's pretty bad listen all that [ __ ] just [ __ ] her I don't know and it would always go to net confess every all my friends instead of actually like hanging out doing [ __ ] and it's the best [ __ ] time I missed days like that like I had anyone I don't think anyone doesn't anymore most not now is it probably just a pile of ash but those are always fun no people don't even know what they are anymore yeah if yelling at each other across the move room when you're playing is too fun oh this is especially when you get into it and everything and then it gets heated and then there's just some unwilling participants to some people that wanted some food or some some coffee or something just getting hot right in the crossfire yeah well the land party now [ __ ] me I haven't done that in years I'm one gaming's changes so much yeah really my internet guys guys really don't have you don't need to go to naked res anyway well I said that like Xbox Live has completely changed stuff like that like I remember playing runescape all the time I couldn't even imagine playing like mmo's anymore like the age of discovery and yeah well that [ __ ] is gone gender do you ever find what that Jackson that it's impossible to get in on the ground floor and things anymore like every single thing I want to start I'm like oh I'm so late to the party answer all I know [ __ ] about yeah yeah I don't want to even when a new game comes out like within 10 minutes there's at least 50 guides up on how to find all the secrets and [ __ ] like that exact I hate that [ __ ] I want to look alike something new to come out that I actually want to get into but I always missed the boat and then I hate it because it's like there's no point everyone's so far ahead if you know right like new IP exactly yeah there's no I he played his previous ten games that came out in the nineties like I want to really enjoy Zelda but I really don't want to play this NES game yeah like [ __ ] just last week I was like you know what I want to try destiny I I might want I might like it I want to try it and then I read oh destiny too is coming out I'm like [ __ ] yeah what's the [ __ ] point what's the point at this point yeah well luckily I got in on destiny on day one so I'm excited do you like destiny I really want to try it I think it looks best to me with destiny with [ __ ] at vanilla it is it's good now oh it is good although there's also much content in it I mean it depends on what you like it is a bit repetitive it does get a bit repetitive you don't even have to keep sowing I mean he's saying he's going to get in there but uh the soundtracks kind of match the grass we could use a bit of work mhm well hopefully they'll improve it in destiny - coming out get whenever comes out get the ultimate edition I will for what are you going we'll try to play $40 like you get away together you guys never like no we don't talk to each other outside of this [ __ ] minimally work what we get a little bit of that bye bye we're like the Mythbusters or Penn & Teller we just strictly business no Association outside of this I mean fair enough I can respect that no you don't respect friendship no I [ __ ] like the time my money over friends all about and the money well actually that's nothing that's a good way for us to chill super hard we've started a twitch stream for the official called the official channel and we've been doing every live now you're streaming out no god no no no on the broadcast live life to the whole cat dick part made it turn [ __ ] I guarantee you it's going to make it through don't you agree that one's going in the title that'll be our that'll be my masturbates cat totally gone exclusive a yet UD monetize so you guys pick whatever you want this youtuber teaches your children to molest animals and yeah we uh we've started intermittent streaming together on our twitch channel so we're having a lot of fun with that actually that's know and then anybody has streamys pretty much just any game like we played a we were in the worms Grand Championship a couple days ago where I'm looking yeah we stream that and then County she is on work you got blue yeah I don't remember who won the details of the score at the end were fuzzy the worm Lord injections Kyah Kyah is pretty dang good at worms yeah oh my god we were all like we were doing creative kills at the end there he's [ __ ] launching airstrikes especially a Tonka [ __ ] I gave you the rules I told you set the rules for the match and then you did and you still lost man oh not you you were gone you just left in the middle of the screen but well I was sick of losing lost is that really why you left no I had oh thank god I was about to say what are you seven she left me together true his cat's fingernails are appeal he left he left as he had to hurry to a midnight screening of Jurassic world I left because it was a total going on there the alarm sounds and everyone just kicks out of the house the whole town did they join Red Alert what about you Felix what do you typically scream I'm curious ah [ __ ] I don't know I think I just dream yesterday finish off because there's too many games out now and I'm finding hard to keep up I know it's not necessarily a bad thing but mm-hm been playing persona 5 how do you like this I actually started playing it because of your moist meter Charlie oh well if you were praising it so much I was like because I played persona 4 but I never really got into it like I can see it being the kind of game I like and I'm actually really enjoying it consciously Loserville moist moodle the moist Nina wax guy back at the marks meter Jackson medically approved yeah we're impacting we're impacting the sales you hear that game come you guys exactly yes away if Felix watches Charley's channel and sometimes I'm on Charlie's channel then throws Moses sometimes Felix watches now your district manager tactics that's all right I forgot there's not enough cat dicks in our content I really want to do a poll or what I do now so Felix how do you feel about the transition between streaming and YouTube like what are what are some things that you might not have been aware of or things that you're really liking and the difference or disliking what's the takeaway I like how it's you're on the same page at the audience like they're the same vibe as you having as you're having a lot of times you can make a video with this earning intention but people don't really get it or they don't get on board and you can't you know until it stopped you know I can that happen to you guys I don't know oh yeah just see her oh yeah definitely so I like that yeah Ellen Page I'm curious Jackson you've obviously thought of a video then that's had a different reaction Charlie Christ yeah one time there is a good I've learned the hard way you never want to talk about anything the police do that might be goofy cuz some reason that squeezes some real hard nipples like that quiet i weld up I like when the police do something goofy and it gets caught on camera uh people get enraged and always make it about you're not allowed to hate not hate the police Felix yeah the internet okay you can't even mention them apparently I made a video I think it was like two years ago when some cop just acted like [ __ ] top boys correct acted like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible when he was breaking up a pool party but he [ __ ] jumped over a fence and somersaulted in with like a Taser out like giving orders to the kids and I was making fun of it I call them officer action and people took this as me promoting police brutality against aa people that stop and think on the common sense point yeah the [ __ ] is going to promote please wasn't even worth that you didn't even make it onto the Wall Street Journal I know they even told me a police brutality enthusiast I mean if you if you streamed that part like no one would give a [ __ ] like I'm sure people would loved it but it has that kind of passive-aggressive almost schooling comments they always show up on videos but not on streams I guess yeah but like with the stream you have a lot more of a setup and more of a context to it so they can see what your thought process kind of is behind what you're saying and I don't think people would take things the wrong way I think people are smart enough to pick up on it yeah yeah yeah we've been legal yeah we've been recording for a little longer than when you usually do so we can go ahead and wind this down you have any questions you wanted to ask us Felix or promote I want as well well if couldn't premiere really not needed but if you get you guys who I ever want to come to UK and masturbate some cats here you're definitely welcome it was fun hanging out okay oh you're in with friends of eul's I mean I wouldn't go that far but don't workers knows if we happen to bump into each other you know feel like you might be the first person that we've had on the show and entirety where when you offered to hang out with us it wasn't just offering Charlie to hang out with you ah it's my completely true everybody when they if they ever choose to offer to hang out it's only just Charlie that's not true right I added you guys this to be polite to be honest and I say I wouldn't be surprised oh you know take offense to that I didn't know much like you guys before but is definitely fun I'm hanging out okay you're it was really thank you for coming on like it really appreciate it you're a great guest yeah so just just to rub my face and earn my ass and Andrews face you're wrong about that both ray and jacksepticeye offer definitely out with the whole gang bang athlead reaction I'm the worst wait when did jacksepticeye's also that I thought you had septic I was on one - done is this mic muted well no that's gonna channel right I'm markiplier I don't know are you talking about how you look pretty cool alright those in the spit over plate that Joe Mia it's only every weeks ago happens all the time wrap it up here for real if you do want to promote anything or shout anything out by all means Felix hey check out my channel youtube.com/ I guess I should say jacksepticeye but no you should I found such peopie great channel I'll release my private videos if you come check it out ooh that's actually a right word I was a lie oh I really think that masturbation video yes so we shortly we should probably hurry up and get clear so we can get Felix's check you okay tell me or whatever you guys there I do it donors we got the funds over the money together other the rest of my lemonade stands for three months now that's not gonna cut you yeah we've all landed with the generate money we got to get him enough I need I made equity in this podcast now because you want to do this actually you want to be magician if you wanna hire and I were talking about this before the podcast we said we should ask Felix if he goes to buy the podcast from I know it seems like a great investment and everything is going well organized I mean I really like it but it's hardly worth while we had PewDiePie on at one point yeah usually I could get Shh mr. face value all right I tell anyone end this one yeah but a thrill thank you for coming on it was a pleasure and thank you everyone for the patreon support and just keeping up with it and everything so thank you everybody there's links to [ __ ] in the description and yes thanks again PewDiePie people thank you a lot phalanx guy on a bang out thank you coming on enjoyed it good bye stay out of Phi you

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 1,408,788

Rating: 4.9381042 out of 5

Keywords: The Official Podcast #21 With PewDiePie

Id: Lmopw40RmaE

Length: 86min 20sec (5180 seconds)

Published: Thu May 04 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Archyes]

/u/pimpmuckl this is your chance for redemption! Make purge+pewdiepie play dota happen. He coached markiplier before,he can handle pewdiepie.

Run to sunsfan and use his superpowers to make this happen

[u/BracerCrane]

Charlie (Crit1cal) is somewhat enlightened as well. He used to be a lolbabby, but Huckabees and Kaya made him see the light.

He still plays League though.

[u/SirPinkyNose]

He's a Swedes, what do you expect?

[u/Laxontlyn]

Oh... Netcafes with DotA 1 and friends. God that felt good! Probably the place where the time went the fastest. Some crazy lan DotA and couple of smokes in-between games and here you go, 6 hours felt like 30 minutes.

[u/rastla]

you could link it like that: https://youtu.be/Lmopw40RmaE?t=4380

[u/[deleted]]

Doesn't make him less of a retard