The Official Podcast #107 With Raccoon Eggs

[Music] I'm missing I'm missing a big meaty checksum intro I feel like kya Charlie nice I did it last week did you really didn't know yeah I kind of started it and then Jackson yeah what from oh you guys like 50 rows before he was really expecting kaya's intro and looking forward to it go ahead kinda make his dream yeah come on it's the only reason I said yes alright okay well welcome back to episode 107 of the official podcast I think right let's get so number today we will be talking about why people are sending the ariana grande nudes now and Communist China bans video games and we have raccoon eggs please introduce yourself howdy how's it going my name is raccoon eggs I make videos about Counter Strike it's perfect perfect before we begin though I'd like to address that Jackson is in the process of suffocating his newly bought fish would you like to tell them about that Jackson say yeah over the last few weeks I've been setting up a little aquarium a little tank next to next to my seating area where I do all my work in my office so that it's really relaxing like I'll just look over to my right and I see fish drowning at the moment because I have to turn off the filter during these recordings because it makes too much noise I didn't think that far ahead so now I have a few clown fish in this tank currently well they look fine they're just swimming around in circles and stuff at the moment like they always do but yeah the filters off at the moment so there's no no you know putting their breath be good so what what inspired you to go full James Bond villain just getting a [ __ ] fish tank in the middle of your room I just I think it's really relaxing and fun like cultivating that kind of thing it's like how people people earn like plants and look after them like Kaia has these peppers that he looks after every day I've got these fish that I currently am failing in do you guys just consider literally any declaration to be James Bond villain oh you did your laundry you must be a Bond villain what is this it's clarium it's not a big deal aquariums are super well I guess maybe just from where Andrew and I are from they're very very uncommon in this area you don't see a whole lot of people killing fish yeah by turning off their air supply like a Bond villain Oh Dead Yet go outside and it feels like you are swimming in an aquarium that's how damp it is it's disgusting that's true raccoon eggs you do we bring up before the episodes starting before you realize that Jackson is an animal abuser that you wanted to talk about Hey so let's just get right into the end take it away track yeah so this lovely man Charlie critical he hit me up on Twitter he was like do you want to come on the official podcast uh so I sent him back a picture my monitor covered in [ __ ] watching the official podcast yeah I thought that was a real knee-slapper was it a authentic specimen you [ __ ] get off of my show how could you do that to the fans of home well well had already jerked off so I didn't really have that come to make it authentic if I tried it would have just shot dust up my screen hang on I'm sorry Rach I need to have an aside with my other host boys are you sure about this guy he doesn't save his [ __ ] for later use like I thought we can trust this guy he's a young manager he's got a lot to learn about the ins and the outs all right what about masturbation Rach since you failed on the actual [ __ ] aspect how about masturbation oh we're coming right in coming in hot yeah the first time I ever jerked off I [ __ ] my mattress because I didn't understand what was happening so yeah what do you made the mattress for you I was like 12 I was lying on my mattress stomach down and I felt something poking my thigh and I was like okay it's probably just something in my pocket then I shuffled around a little bit and I realized it felt incredible and so I just [ __ ] my mattress and then I came then I was like wait a minute I just did that thing that everybody talks about called masturbating it all makes sense now connected did you tell your parents I'm assuming they had to change the mattress over I would have told my dad he wasn't home though oh he couldn't celebrate with you with like a high five and a Budweiser that's a shame my origin story is pretty similar I'm pretty sure I already told them but I'll tell you raccoon egg so you don't feel so alone when I was super young probably well beyond well before the age that like sperm can be even develop in a human being there's like this pile of clothes on my family room floor that my mom was gonna fold and I got naked and started like humping it as a child and they peed all over it when I ran away I didn't like per say [ __ ] it I just kind of gold and showered it wait you ran away well yeah I Peter you expected to get away with that well I just got lost in the ecstasy the Atheist euphoria I just got really into it in the frenzy [ __ ] I must have been like eight years old I couldn't have been older than that I genuinely couldn't even produce any sperm so it was just straight-up urine yeah my [ __ ] was clear like for the first like year so and then it gradually started getting white you everybody dealt an airplane neck rest oh Jesus yeah I was the best masturbation every well not like from an airplane but I just had a neck rest in my house and I wanted to see what he would feel like so I kind of just like wrapped it around like gave it like I gave my dick a hug with the neck rest it was pretty effective but then I could just never use the neck rest again so it was like it was like a foot job with with the neck rest cuz he wrapped it on that way yeah thank you guys would you not so different after all would you recommend the neck crush method definitely I would recommend buying a neck rest just for the one-time use of masturbation all right doesn't have to be like a fire-and-forget entry clean it and reuse it it could be a it could be a fleshlight but with a secondary purpose that same your rule of thumb with socks just use it until it's crusty that'd be that's an interesting thing to think about how many things around someone's house or apartment they've checked off with or on like like think about it if you got the normal average healthy human man like raccoon eggs here who has his neck pillow sitting I don't know in his closet or on his bed or something that he is actively masturbated with how many people when you go over their house could just give you a tour like yeah I came on that table and I [ __ ] I [ __ ] that a microwave and you all those pillows you better believe at some point you know what I mean I think you need a very low number I don't imagine there's a lot of sexual deviants out there dipping their balls and come on there you know I would actually heavily bet against you yeah that is nonsense I don't mark my territory by coming on things I marked my territory by coming into every room of the house that's like I just moved I just moved into this new house right and I live here by myself and the first thing I did on the first day I didn't unpack any boxes or anything the first thing I did and when I got my keys is I went upstairs and I jerked off in every bedroom just so that I could know like it could help me sleep at night knowing that I claimed the entire thing as much every room will be walking around the house like a marathon because that's a lot of calm if you if you spend the entire first day a new house coming in everything yeah one night in the bedroom when done the bathroom one not in the closet just like that you can do it going down the list evil spirits that haunted that place yeah I still get the old guys mail they used to live here no I just come on it it's like a federal crime to so you can't keep someone else's mail [ __ ] fell no dude I come on it and then I forward it of course so he can be all like oh this went through raccoon good yeah just come on it you open it up and come inside and then reseal it that's like this staple of raccoon eggs was holding my mail as if there's common sight head shot as well just for that old man explaining to his bank oh I didn't I didn't get the application for the loan it had come off do is get a bunch of free Unruh Lopes put them in a bigger envelope but you know how they have that little strip that you can lick to seal the letter you should come out of that put them in a big round will open just mail its to somebody and say here's a bunch of free envelopes for you so when they write a letter they put it in and then they look you're come to seal it nice [ __ ] walk dude Captain Underpants evil villain [ __ ] become stiffer come everywhere God knows I don't even want to know what deviants do with that sort of [ __ ] there should be some sort of a product do you think at this point like a necklace with an attached blue light or a black light or whatever they call it so if when you visit someone you can just use your I don't know maybe a wristwatch to shine a light on the couch to make sure that it's 15 minutes before I love that you said wristwatch it's like an agent Cody Banks secret gadget that he shines he's like can I get you something oh yeah tea you'll be great in as soon as they leave the room activate come watch and it just scans the room for seen everything I just wouldn't want to know because you no matter what you're gonna have it's like thinking about if like every person's hand that you shake that's probably they're masturbating here and yeah you just yeah let's let's do an even easier one Jackson think about all the people whose hands you shook who didn't wash their hands after you the bathroom yeah worse exactly there's also a gross [ __ ] that you should never think about because then it'll drive you insane what hand do you guys masturbate with there you like ambidextrous yeah actually it was people a jerk-off with their right hand even me I'm left-handed and I still jerk off in my right hand so whenever I go for a handshake I always extend my left hand so that they have to as well that way I know I'm not touching their like dick sweat you know no just a complete professional but my right hand is like her [ __ ] sister doesn't know anything it just it's not gonna happen I don't know what the hell is wrong with my right hands but it just doesn't work the only time I've ever went south pause when I broke my right wrist and I was left in a left out in the cold and I had to learn with my left hand I don't think I could do it now I'd probably like snap my dick like a number-two pencil if I tried with my lefty no but there was a time when I could I'm surprised II didn't ask your mom isn't there yeah oh yeah that's a big [ __ ] arms and he had his mother check him off for you and they fell in love oh it's a big reddit meme where everyone who thinks they're original and funny on every single big trending reddit thing they'll be all like yeah this reminds me of the time I broke both my arms and then the follow-up comments are always don't know don't say it don't remind me that story it's passed everywhere what do you hate love Andrew this story a million times look just because I broke both my arms it is a good story hmm oh wait we did give context to this didn't we you said you said the moment ago yeah yeah I mean you don't know if it's real but it's red it's people are you know on if they're on reddit's they might just be pathetic enough for it to be real with their nose it doesn't matter if it's real though cuz red it's gonna run with the version they like of it any time I read one of those and self postal forums and whatever the hell angry men right I women have a lot of faith in us to trust us to come to our houses when we invite them and drink our teas and coffees without I don't putting like a little test strip into the coffee to make sure there isn't come in it I heard somebody slurping something you think you might have me ihe thanks yes you don't know whether or not I didn't come in it I think you can probably say with like a high degree of certainty a rogue Turkish man didn't like my degree but not 100% that's true we have like done it back at the factory for a line though that's a good point one of those photos comes out like a milk factory in Russia and it's like five dudes bathing in the milk from McDonald's and the guys rubbing his balls all over the McDonald's salad and thinking Jesus they are installed touch screens at like several McDonald's so you don't have to order from a human and some guy went around and swab the bunch of you and found like e.coli on every touch screen that was interesting because they all without exception had some [ __ ] on it yeah fecal bacteria like not smeared on its but all of them all one man that just like did a [ __ ] hit job on every mcdonalds across the nation hit some communist like you're gonna replace me with a machine huh this smearing is ass on the screen gonna get a machine take your McRib it's like whatever that robot was from i robots talking to will smooth so we take a [ __ ] yes can you yes you just reminded me there is a rabbit hole I went down looking up like all of those bad employee footages like the food preparation [ __ ] it'll scare you real hard oh like a hot dog and her vagina and then put it yeah so that was okay yeah all the absurd awful [ __ ] that goes on in kitchens you would never eat food out again yeah no that's what I'm happy living in ignorance yeah yeah just so many so many [ __ ] you can't trust humans to not be disgusting that's why I like whenever I go to a restaurant and they have that little like if the kitchen is visible and very happy that I can just stare into the I always shop from here has this little window screen glass what can just look into the bakery and see the baking process and I know nobody's sticking of [ __ ] in your food cuz you're turkish what separates flavor room where they they're just getting they're getting more creative with it you see them assembling the sandwich but little do you know the butter is laced with this sweat and all that all the sauces are just pure urine mixed with stuff it's like the movie The Prestige it's like watch it you're like wow look honey a fresh prepared sandwich for my family but he's just laughing to himself because he knows he's got all these horror yeah there's a little assistant under the table and what he goes to move the sandwich to wrap and she hands him another one made out of David Copperfield's just to feed me some vaginal bacteria you know what I really liked about you too yeah Charlie what Litella yeah do it cuz you uh you owe us ahmed's okay I was gonna say well you know what I really like Andrew and it's me undies and I think you know why I like the man you go ahead and tell them why I like this as a person who is currently as I'm recording wearing me undies I love them they're great they are very very comfortable because they have micro modul 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what was a what was the first one yeah Kyah started the episode saying I want to talk about blank I want to talk about China banning video games and I want to talk about raccoon eggs kya do you remember your first topic um yeah an increasing number of people are just sending a [ __ ] about Ariana day but it's not the usual like oh hey here's I know you like Ariana and she just broke up with her boyfriend you should just slide into or DM there's so many people sending her her nudes like fake increasing amounts as if I haven't looked them up before and I don't know why I get two different messages today on snapchat just about how cute Ariana Grande is but it's just not it's weird I know guys Kyah is she your type like would you go after her her ass is my type it's less of ariana grande everybody's time it's it's less that he likes you and it's more he just likes her tuchus yeah like raccoon eggs are you an ass or tits man definitely ash yeah there you go thank you it just it's magical you know those cartoons were in a cartoon like somebody puts out a nice smelling pie on a window still and then all the other characters start floating in air smiling like that's how I feel about the nice tight cute ass I just I start floating yeah farts you just follow the paper trail for just you know yeah I was gonna sit idle I don't like farting I just like the ass ideally it should be a nicely cleaned perfumed ass of course wait so you go after ass on a windowsill to start eating some pie and her big butt cheeks just spill out good old grandma Dorothy if you're offering and putting it on a window still here I'm making it easier for you no God thank God no it's bound to have turns out it's not that common Jackson it's like you get the [ __ ] farts when you're [ __ ] a girl and you know that air just escaping the vagina which is fine whatever but never actually there's a difference basically there's a difference between built in [ __ ] air and like literal poo gas very much resents somebody farting in my face like you couldn't yeah yeah you know if I was eating ass and so a fart even mind that I'd be like you like to bet this you know you gotta ask for it by eating ass in the first place it's good I can't wait for it to happen and Kyle come on the show so [ __ ] distraught guys I've got the intro and a topic [ __ ] you girls it's dangerous down there anything can make me hate ass I just I feel like sometimes it's the only thing keeping civilization in life like when you look at ass and it's just this perfect thing it's righteous and it's good and it's pure I feel like you just won my wet fart in the face away from changing sides real quick yeah I become a jihadi I feel like it's already happened I join Isis I go this is wrong the West is decadence the first you know yeah that's why I like Ariana raccoon yeah we can we can transition that into you rock do you do you E - do you like ass eating no I don't like the idea of eating ass I like the idea of ass itself but I think it doesn't combine well with the mouth that's fair any [ __ ] though yeah yeah cultured man because you can't get fat from that get a queef yeah enjoy your queefs nerd sort of real hot I mean I maybe I'd eat ass if she was really clean and really good-looking yeah do you have to clean them beforehand kya polish is it like a shoe no no if you're gonna eat ass you tell the girl to purge like a day or two before like not eat solid food and liquids and also doing an Amir rays of fruits and veggies are only food ass they're gonna tell her to do an enema before you don't just go in raw after she's worked like a 12-hour day and I come home we'll put it out of it in her directly before you eat or else I don't I tell her to and not directly before there's like a prep sheet tires got printed out like a doctor here's your plan to get your ass eaten you don't want her stomach worms on your tongue you tell her to clean up first you don't want that sweaty sweats mixed with fecal bacteria running down her legs and licking that let's discuss very vivid picture in my head Thanks yeah a lovely picture it's like licking a coin now you have this strategy rack now you can implement that into your your game yeah record where when you were saying like oh maybe if it was a super hot girl and this and that I I I'm gonna call you out on that I feel like if you were presented with the choice with a with a reasonably attractive girl to you and she offered to let you do it under good circumstances I think you buckle and do it there would be the temptation I feel like there would be like a devil in an angel on either shoulder there would be like one telling me like you know you want to bury your face in that and then the other would be like shit's dirty bro don't do that and then the first one goes but ass and you go you're right and then you just dive in there yeah and it also goes but just make her clean it a day or two beforehand and tell her not to eat solids and you're good you know actually I saw porn stars prepped for anal Kyah must have done his research because no [ __ ] prepping for anal was you eat super solid fibrous foods so that way it doesn't like it liquidy you're talking about like a high-fiber diet which is good but you don't wanna you want to stop eating solids a day before so you don't produce any proof it doesn't matter solid it's still gonna be in her rectum if she's eating a day before so you tell her just whatever drink tea and soup and maybe a protein shake or whatever but don't eat a day before I mean like the number one disaster you don't want it's diarrhea and I'm thinking if you're if you're not having solid foods but you're eating then we don't want is to stick your dick in and then have a turd reach your dick like one of those store clerks like can I help you what are you looking for you don't want that in an ass you don't want Paris I'd say those yeah I was thinking like any kind of parasite or guess I have PTSD from that experience I can't the world be like foreign man why can't the world just be like I want to have anal sex now and it's like it's always clean and its self lubricating and the Carl imagine 'el and it feels amazing and like what do you mean by it also being so flu brocaded because because in pornography every single time you watch like porn or specifically like head and tie it's like they just definitely count yeah why can't the world be like hentai but but that's but that's part of my point I wish we had this utopic sex life where like there were no STDs and yet you only got pregnant if you wanted to and come was delicious it's like what I want to go on and all the [ __ ] wanted me craving me and my [ __ ] you completely agree with me come on he wants come to be yummy oh absolutely who wouldn't what's the downside excited I mean there's a lot of people would start overdosing on come get enough of the man juice it's so good help me he's trying to prescribe him auntie withdrawal drugs and he's unbuttoning the doctors pants well he does to do my due diligence I've been looking more into the no FAP thing because somebody to people sent me private messages on how it helped them yeah we couldn't do you know about it the north doe yeah does to be a made unknown November so I guess I did it for 30 days inadvertently no wait no hang on do you haven't Jack wait you actually do this well yeah but then I busted a nut on December 1st yeah I came like a fire hose it was wet it was like guys it was like one shotgun slug after the other Wow [ __ ] tissue paper are you the hole and if you're single then right now what now are you single no I have a girlfriend okay so okay isn't it well I don't know no not November that's what I'm asking because it's like I get not jacking off but I would never gets like you're not [ __ ] your girlfriend during November all of all oh no it's November I'm talking about last November I was single last November oh okay okay all right there we go so that's I'm glad that you brought up this time relevant topic then you can expound upon is there any like truths you learned by doing it or anything that you can share with us about having actually completed it yeah it works if you don't nut you actually get superpowers and you have no fear of anything so you're recording this in midair as you fly around with your recording studio yeah I'm actually levitating I don't even need a chair in my desk anymore it's like the character is an M night Shyamalan s' glass just a superhero indestructible I think your story actually kind of corroborates their theory though you in a whole month of November without ejaculating and then now look this year you've got a girlfriend so hang on I was gonna say I we talked about it on the bonus which by the way everybody should check out with it a bonus with Carl from who are these podcasts who made fun of us and then we invited them on and had fun together but I looked more into the nofap so what they do is it's called rebooting which is kind of created extra knots yeah it's catered towards like it's catered towards porn addicts it's one thing yes rebooting is because it's like you're rebooting from you're addicted self exactly yep but I mean you know still stupid [ __ ] terminology but what they do it's a forum full of people who make these really really sad posts about how they're addicted to pornography it's like married men talking about how they can't get hard with their wife's any more and their wife's are leaving them like I've heard so many threads about men talking about how two or three girls have all left them because they just couldn't get it up during sex because he was so addicted to porn so what they do is rebooting they call it where there's two versions of it's with porn and without poor sorry masturbating and without masturbating so rebooting the I guess the easy version is you still keep jacking off except you just do without porn and then there's a heart version of rebooting which is you don't jack off at all and it helps them it does work on like a smaller scale - I definitely notice it's easier to like get work done if I haven't like had sex or jerked off in like four or five days I think that it'd be like on your mind like clouding your creative vision or something like you would think but like it's weird it gives you kind of like it does give you this like drive of like holy [ __ ] I need [ __ ] right now but if you just like if you just like choose to ignore it and like turn that energy into something else it's actually pretty practical yeah I mean it's like any other drug isn't it if I don't heroin do you got to stop somehow I don't know if jacking off is quite like stopping entirely a selfie because there's so many people in those forms talking about how they stop jacking off entirely but they're also not having sex that doesn't seem pretty sure I've read a reddit thread about like there's a guy that was a heroin addict and he said he was harder to quit jerking off than it was to quit heroin yeah yeah it's our it's our evolutionary like prime directive that's like built reduce and have orgasms I just remember reading I read this addiction thing a while back and they said that if baseline I'm paraphrasing it's super hurt but it was like baseline happiness is a hundred percent endorphin rush and all that stuff like the chemicals in your brain are baseline 100% where it was like an orgasm is 200% but then heroin is 10,000 percent that's why I'm kind of like having a hard time believing it's okay think about it like this though and when you have you ever watched the documentary like Blue Planet and you see those fish like swimming through a swarm of sharks just so they can mate and you realize holy [ __ ] our our instinct to mate is so strong you will take death into like consideration of you we're fine with that consequence if it means we can come and fertilize some eggs it's so ingrained in us biologically to just have an orgasm that I can't entirely see why these guys would be so affected by it and God the post some of them are so [ __ ] sad it really is a support group of damaged people like I can't get it up with my girlfriend my wife it's ruining my social life I'm staying in instead of you're going out and having fun with my friends it Pete like designs insults who have no other options either these are guys who get invited to parties and [ __ ] and it's instead they opt to stay in and jackoff drunkenly for eight hours and one day they have the realization holy [ __ ] this is really really bad I got a stop and I don't know it's it's interesting it's changed from what it what used to be five years ago where it's only was a 4chan meme and you'd get the if you'd stop jacking off it you get to fly and read minds yeah that's all like ya know it doesn't give you like quote-unquote super powers like it's advertised to do it's more of just like less brain fog I guess which is helpful especially does it actually does not masturbating actually help you with performance yeah yeah dude oh my god you came after like day 14 of November I was like I would wake up every day like rock [ __ ] hard wanting to [ __ ] the walls I think that it would [ __ ] you over in the long run though like you can easily get hard and turned on and that stuff but that when you go to [ __ ] you're just like oh good 10 seconds a new record thing it makes it hard to hold back your nut but if you know what you're doing if you pace yourself it's still just as easy in the eyes of God it's really all the same tell him about 23andme Andrew alright well I I will take my belt off the stand and let you know that 23andme is going to tell you what your family ancestry is all about now through December 25th you can get a 23andme DNA ancestry kit on sale they help you understand what you and your family story might be looks at every single bit of DNA you got flowing in your body to figure out all the things you could possibly know about 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anything that'll give me an edge in the war against mosquitoes is worth the money I agree [ __ ] mosquitoes they don't exist in Australia yes they [ __ ] do maybe you just taste bed talking about Jackson you're Australian I feel like there's some government propaganda in Australia where you're just indoctrinated into liking all these parasites it's cuz it's Australia has even worse problems he's like I don't mind mosquitos but now the Bingle bugs which steal your children in the night all those Baba Yaga yeah the old slam tak who's who come in when you don't put out spices oh Christmas they steal your children in your grandma and they leave their thumbs like the mob god they're about the man they choke your clownfish Jackson's already two steps ahead of Krampus this year he's already killing the fish you know I just a little update 50 minutes in these little bad boys that going strong and I looked it up they can last for like 12 hours without oxygen so you want your champs you should train them to like it David Blaine that [ __ ] and like hold it for 24 hours yeah you can be like their coach like put on a mustache and a stopwatch and just start cheering for them and [ __ ] now better than fine well that's good to hear yeah what you think so oxygen around the fish tank to taunt them just keep breathing in front of them how much do they pay for those things the the fish yeah I guess that's a video game eh god damn that's like what you're doing right now is you would buy the video game and then you just throw it in the toilet for a little while and try and play around how much was your aquarium like $1,000 now the affair was 400 Jesus what Jesus Christ that's expensive always yeah the desk aquarium I'll send you photos later it looks cool the aquarium is cool it's [ __ ] cool you can view it from every angle possible because they pull up to wake forever you know what aquarium can't you view from every angle a [ __ ] fishbowl can be viewed any angle yeah put him in a ways phased do you have any pets wreck oh no because I have to pay extra to have pets here so [ __ ] that yeah wasn't like an apartment is that the thing you have to pay extra to have pets in the apartment oh yeah yeah yeah like a pet rent or whatever my my place has a my place you have to put a deposit down if you have a pet I honestly don't know I guess I get why but a lot of apartments don't allow pets out right and the ones that do they have you pay more and which is pretty much the only reason I don't have my cats with me right now in Germany but cat women the hoarders are the ones ruining it for the rest of us the type you see on TV with like a mummified cat sitting under her in an apartment full of other crap and those people are the reason I think the rest of us don't get to kids in every that's why that's why landlords are so adamant about it it's like in case you you buy like some [ __ ] traumatized pit bull any ramps head into the wall had like a specific band speech or band kind of dog list like husky pit blind yeah yeah it's because they they don't want the overhead of if something happens I mean like a big risk if a tiny dog bites a kid or something it's not that big of a deal as if a [ __ ] pit bull or Rottweiler does yeah which is a shame pit bulls pit bulls can kill kids and it's the entirely the fault of the owners but they can I mean any any large breed of dog can easily cause real damage if they're not if you don't there was a yeah it was at Petsmart I think that like there's like a woman with a pit bull that got turned down because it like they didn't want to have pit bulls there or something and she got pissed so she's like the sweetest little dog ever and like she tried to file a lawsuit or some [ __ ] that's probably Petsmart most places are now starting to have like that no pit bull rule yeah I mean the stats are playing against them I think it's like 60% of dog attacks are pit bulls oh it's oh it's overwhelmingly opinion I think it's a bull every pit bull I've come across those just been searching boys because they're an extremely strong breed of dog but like the biggest douche bags buy them like you know the leather jacket tattoo of a skull on the elbow gets a pit bull and then tries to tee just like fight or something I mean well they are favorites the whole point is that the pitbull is the dogfighting breed and you teach the pitbull listen you either win this fight or you die so they they when they bite and they attack they do not stop on to losers why they win it's the humans fault though [ __ ] the humans they should be punished dogs when they get put down for you know you know doing whatever they do there is a girl at the college tiana goes to that was house-sitting for a family and they had a pit bull and she was playing with it and then she went to leave but the pit bull wanted to keep playing so it nearly tore her arm off and she'd been in the hospital for like six months getting reconstructive surgery on the arm jesus [ __ ] she look like did she look like Edward from Full Metal Alchemist after pretty much she looked more like a failed Frankenstein experiment it was this Edward Scissorhands Jesus yeah it was this it's incredible how strongly I never quite realized that because you only hear like you know weak ass kids getting killed by pit bulls like a pit bull could probably run through an entire elementary school and just chalk up a whole mess of bodies but I never heard of like an adult getting manhandled like that by a pit bull it was gross look at what are you gonna do you try to fight a pit bull you go oh I know I never would know like before I you know I I thought I could just easily take a pit bull like oh just a dog I'll grab it by its hind legs or something like you know if it starts attacking me you know oh they stopped Charlie knows just start talking thank ya Charlie's a smart boy he knows how to stop dog fights I'm proud of you did yeah you pick up the back legs but when it's at you in the front it's kind of hard to like get over it his [ __ ] face just tearing him to shreds he's like I have to get its back legs yeah just going through the reddit comments says I need to do this just go for your knees viewing blood everywhere someone point to it spine legs for me the user said tickle the balls in the pit bull relax rip the jugular vein yeah he finally he finally gets a hold of the back and tears but a half of his face comes up with I tried it I feel like also I'm gonna call out the redditors that always say pick up the dogs back legs I tried that with tetra just kind of for fun when we were playing and Andrew saw it it doesn't do anything the dog hopeful continues to play you pick up and you turn over but the dog it doesn't really do anything on turn over you will barrel them I heard it was turnover because well the reddit expert you pick up the [ __ ] back legs and you hold them like wheel barrels so that way they don't have stability and they can't like go into bite stuff but it doesn't make them let go redditor so that it's not like reddit says four people fought dogs for a bull story that like a dog bite they're like all they had to do is pick up the back legs these [ __ ] idiots you walk them away from each other so they can't go at each other again that's it I guess that works in a dog fight but if it's already bitten someone that doesn't do anything it's like Charlie to read it does it in a story about a dog fight all they're gonna say is well you could have stopped it if you had shared your girlfriend with other men or something it's [ __ ] ready it's your fault for believing literally anything they say if a pitbulls after you run and climb a tree is like your lime Neeson in the grave I wanna I want to go I want to go on the reddit hate tangent with kya down because I had another brochure with that website where I just I can't believe how [ __ ] bottom of the barrel and stupid it is sometimes wait before we go on record do you like credit I don't know never really used it to be honest I always just go to there if I have like a question or something and need advice from real people let me let me keep you away then so I I've been really into smash ultimate lately I think the game is [ __ ] amazing so I went it was like 3 a.m. I went I'll check the Smash Brothers subreddit just to now that that games out maybe see some cool clips and stream highlights maybe like Easter eggs all that [ __ ] one of the highest voted things on the Smash Brothers subreddit of all time ever is this guys working in an office and he takes a photo of the sun shining through his window and it forms the smash logo on the ceiling of the office and he's like oh I guess my office is excited for smash that's it it's it's a photo of that really deserve 20,000 up votes really yeah dude that's the kind of thing that would blow up on Twitter why though it's [ __ ] you could easily fix that to just put some stuff in front of a window picture why would he want to ruin that it's a moment you just posts his completely dark room just saw the smashed logo and put something in the way no the other way around nowhere he fixes it so it shows up he arranges a Oh what I'm saying is like really the sunshine through the window and makes symbol therefore great [ __ ] cares this is keep in mind I wouldn't mind if it was like a small little thing that people like but it's one of their highest voted posts of all time I don't get it it's just so bottom of the barrel it's cuz people are excited for smash I don't think it was win ultimate was announced I think it was before I don't know it could have been when they were excited for it but yeah I don't know what do you get excited for Rach uploading a video having sex [ __ ] uploading YouTube videos on the same par as having sex yeah it gives me that dopamine rush watching all the comments Russian all you don't know it's true it's a real thing when you finish something and you put it out and there's people want to see it man there's there's an actual dopamine [ __ ] trigger there and I got the dopamine adjust it's been a while dude I'm getting some withdrawals it'll distract you what are you cooking up for your big comeback ah just another CS video trying to make it like good though for a comeback video you know I don't want anybody be disappointed good good yeah good jokes that takes time Jackson you wouldn't understand Jackson all you know is a animal abuse yeah and leaving in things in the podcast yeah animal abuse can be a joke - that's a good question what among us what is our least favorite animals yes humans okay besides that besides the cop-out edge lord I hate my fifth grade class answer come on there's gonna be a real answer well like don't disgusting bugs and stuff probably like a blobfish they look [ __ ] disgusting look like sad old people yeah yeah pretty much except like you're never you're not likely to ever encounter one of those if you're lucky yeah by what I want to encounter the least no that's not what I'm saying is just like which one is my least favorite the kind of you know bugs and actually the ones I'll find crawling in my house well it's just blah that mean Minds easy cockroaches if we're counting insects it's cheating because cockroaches that's fair okay I don't know I agree with truely it's disgusting insects I'm not that freaked out by bugs like there's a giant spider probably the size of my hand and my girlfriend was screaming like like Jesus Christ get that the [ __ ] out of the bathroom and I was like yeah okay chill and I just got like a paper towel III don't want spiders in that category though like if you showed me a big spider or a significant spider I'd be like oh that's fine but if you showed me a cockroach that size I'd lose my [ __ ] yeah yeah I didn't even care if it was a roach I would just do the same thing but now spiders are like on another tear spiders are great like I do not mind spiders at all if I see them in my bathroom or something I let him alone but if I see a just want to they want to eat flies and [ __ ] I don't know if it's like Marvel propaganda and we all got used to the Spider Man imagery of spiders saving us from [ __ ] but I don't mind spiders but a cockroach and centipedes ah I never realized how much I ate it honestly until I watch like the human centipede at my take is like spiders are not that terrifying by themselves but they're terrifying when there's a bunch of them have you ever seen a video of like somebody crushing a mono spider with a bomb exploding into a bunch of baby spiders well yeah like like that kind of [ __ ] would freak anybody out but um yeah I just moved so I went down to my basement my new basement and I opened a great on the wall cuz I didn't know what it was and it was like this second basement with no light it was just this giant dark like abyss and right at the entrance was the spider on a web it was like the [ __ ] gatekeeper and I was like all right well definitely never gonna go in there then I just put the gray back on this little separate basement existed before you moved in no it was behind a great that was like screwed into the wall you weren't exploring then you've ripped the grate out of the wall I'll [ __ ] strong are you no wonder you're not afraid no I [ __ ] unscrewed it I took out this took it off okay her roid rage took over you may have just found some serial killers murder dungeon yeah he kept off the blueprints of the house really did you follow it and then like you ended up under the floorboards of your neighbor's house who knows what kind of weird insects are crawling around in there give me weird people did you take a look there's just a homeless guy in there I guess he's not homeless cuz he just lives in there did you take a flashlight to it or anything like yeah yeah yeah like I put on my phone flashlight it was like there was like ducks and [ __ ] like heating ducts like like any other placement [ __ ] elite group of ducks lived in there ya know i oughtta them with bread crumbs and then close the grate whether you're superhuman strength you welded it back into the wall so what did you do did you like declare war on them or run and I kind of just like shook my fist into the air and then put the grape back on it because you know the darkness I'll get you I wouldn't go back either I'm on your side there Rach if I saw a spider like it's the first like entrance like the [ __ ] bellboy I would not go back he was actually writing you shall not pass in his web dude I'm not gonna try that [ __ ] I'm not trying to freak you out do you feel safe in your home now oh yeah as long as they don't go back down there I don't like what would he do what would you do if you went down into the basement and that and the great was off the wall exactly Oh No then I'd tell my landlord and ask him to terminate the wish really Jesus like you didn't tell me this had a secret chamber full of magic like dark magic it was just like a really swole spider yeah you call the landlord you just hear ringing from inside the hole yeah you call the complaint about the hole you call them about the hole well you could use it too it calls the police like you're his spiders are the calls coming from inside the house sir the classic stereotypical I'd fight them raccoon did you don't know but my if I was an RPG character I would have put all of my points into my main weapon which is fungal remover and I would just spray that [ __ ] all over every little insects that I could find in that basement spray the mail still wouldn't be enough to convince me to go inside condom a new house is super [ __ ] scary I moved last year rack being in like an empty not lived in house for a long time is super [ __ ] scary man is that like you notice every noise yes I mean there were people here before I am just renting it but yeah it is kind of it is creepy I guess to like get used to everything that's why I went down to the basement and opened all the grates is because I wanted to know where the [ __ ] I was living you know I found that me meeting the neighbors yeah I had to move because my old landlord was a prick I feel that I was gonna say with Charlie I remember when he moved to his house there was a I don't know if I want to spoil the ending of this story but you were hearing like old man groaning coming from your attic that would scare you and keep you up at night it was everything every time I'd go over he'd be all like alright be quiet and coming in listen and we just sit around and nothing would happen I would just be The Skeptical in the movie like oh you're just hearing things man nothing's going do you want to do you want to share with everyone what the trouble is you eventually heard it too yeah I heard something but it wasn't like this you made it I'm just like this deafening eerie moan but it was just kind of like light scratching yeah as well dark spirits up there dude you got to go jerk off in the Attic with some holy water or something into a tissue it turned out like when we first moved here no one had lived in this house for four years it was pretty much it just hadn't seen anyone any no foot traffic even when it was for sale and then we moved in here and like within the first couple of hours it got to nighttime and immediately there was just like this super loud like scratching noise that sounded like an old rocking chair against like some rickety wood coming from the attic and it was I'm not one that really believes like you know paranormal spirits and [ __ ] like that but it was enough to keep me awake it was really loud enough setting and eventually got to a point where I got so goddamn loud and it was only at night that I got a little worried so I'd call an and you're like I'm not hearing [ __ ] right Tianna was freaked out by it as well eventually I was able to use my deductive reasoning skills to put together some pieces of the puzzle that the tree outside was rubbing against the storm gutter and it was creating this echo through the Attic that was just really [ __ ] loud and it got windy at night which is why I was worse at night wasn't any haunting so maybe in the basement it's yeah maybe in the basement maybe it really is just like a man living down there and it's not anything to be afraid of maybe he's like the spider keeper yeah looking out for you could be your landlord do you guys ever look into like parasites taking over slugs and bugs and [ __ ] yeah Gandhi's what it's called oh my god there's one there's one I saw recently that just it blows my mind you take like a slug and the slugs just slugging it up but if you look at it underneath it's jelly skin you can see this parasite just moving in and out of its body forcing it to move its limbs it's so it's literally like a tiny little man got in its brain and it's pulling all the levers and switches to control its body it's amazing you can well yeah that's what asked us to me it's just it takes my body over and forces me to move in tandem with what the US wants that's that's some powerful power it has yoga that's your Achilles heel right there it's like a cartoon where the with the hypnotist uh you know swinging his little pocket watch saying oh you're feeling sleepy that's that's what happens when Ariana Grande's twerking how often is she working I haven't seen that very often you had a [ __ ] though how often do you bust a nut I guess the rest of you can answer too I'm curious like specifically it's Ariana Grande because I don't have a set schedule how often do you not - Ariana Grande and then how much in general unless they are one in the same of course I mean I don't I'm generally abstinent and I've taken a vow that I would never touch myself to anything other than Ariana Grande's imagery so but I don't know it's it's I'm kind of in peril now that tumbler is going down because I was just used to ariana grande asked tumblr booty tumblr reddits or something like that and no I don't know I'm a refugee I don't know where to go now I don't know what to do ariana where do I go if I want to see your ass well that's now in the comments there's a tear welling up in the side of my ID it's just like that moment and Schindler's List persecuted that iconic scene when Liam Neeson is trying to fight for Tumblr's stay so that way we can fake documents for Ariana Grande's ass so she's the only ones ass that can remain on tumblr to answer your question Rach for me it's like like a point five I don't even come once a day so the statistics statistics gonna be super off how do you any monster half not well I'm going by like an average per week okay so like if you're I guess per day so if you take like a week's worth of ejaculate and tried to like mathematically get an average for a day it'd probably be like point five but but not the per day so every two days yes for me it comes in waves like I'll go like four straight days of just on sometimes twice a day and then for like three or four days I just don't even care or want to mm-hmm well you're super your system yes so I do the actual math the actual numbers on and I would also say I'm about once point five roughly then yeah if you average it out how about you wreck well when I was single I would do like like once a week sometimes twice a week and now that I'm in a relationship I just wait for sex every weekend so I guess about the same like yeah once a week frequent coming really yeah not really except for when I first discovered masturbation when I had the the met like the Mattress [ __ ] fish do you guys have get honey ladies do you guys have forget the caveman versus the intellect in the beginning and ending of masturbating on wasting time I'm gonna I'm gonna explain that because there's really that sounds [ __ ] stupid so when I when I'm not masturbating or when I'm just kind of doing my own [ __ ] sometimes I'm like man what am i doing I'm young and my penis works and there's so much porn out there I should be masturbating and then when I masturbate and I'm done I'm like what am i doing I just wasted time masturbating I should be doing other [ __ ] do you guys ever get like that yeah yeah that happens to be all the [ __ ] time and I don't know how to stop it sometimes I feel like that after having sex I'm like I just wasted time I could have been productive exactly I hate that play video games I hate that it could have been playing Skyrim it pervaiz my entire life but I always hate that feeling where no matter what you're doing you will feel more productive doing something else I disagree I think there's a lot of times where I'm like this is the most productive thing I could be doing at the moment really I never get that way I always feel like I could be doing more at all times jacking off but not if you're having sex well no but I just meant in general like if I'm if I'm [ __ ] making a video I'm like man I could be making this other thing or if I'm streaming or could be like I could just be doing this right now not the most productive thing you could be doing well actually well yeah it is you could be playing video games I could be playing games I could be playing games while we record the episode kill two birds with one stone not like that with [ __ ] done exactly regular things I'm in jacking off that's an easy one because after you have an orgasm all the body chemistry changes and you suddenly feel like God and I've got to close all these 37 tabs and those 27 torrent downloads this is embarrassing why did I jack off to this what is wrong with me but like I go through the five stages of grief closing my tabs and clear my history yeah yeah you clear your history [ __ ] but not when you have sex with somebody else like it I feel that's different than just jacking off to the weirdest hentai porn you can find is that a challenge I mean I enjoy it while it happens like I want to do it but then after I'm like oh that was like half an hour I could have spent editing a video or something what the [ __ ] dude I just have a [ __ ] like youtuber mind I guess Jesus like when I jackoff yeah I'm like God should have just I should have just worked out with something energy I never go I don't go like oh this was a waste of time with gross I [ __ ] a girl a yucky there absolutely is though guaranteeing all of you guys go through this there is the afterglow of where for the initial just right afterwards everything sucks and you hate everybody yeah yeah that's that's where I like trying it like that's probably why I have that thun it's just as I noted see wreck wreck gets it after after I nut for about maybe I don't know 30 seconds I'm just like that was stupid this blows this life is garbage do you not add all the positivity also still are you talking about socialization I took a masturbation only or all orgasm Sandra probably just masturbation yeah well there you go yeah no [ __ ] Charlie you're a daily uploader yeah mm-hmm so how do you maintain your work ethic how do you balance that with masturbation or lack thereof it all starts with a healthy breakfast I feel like the most important moment in a youtubers life is his breakfast that's not even close to true every time you wake up you just pull a [ __ ] thing of regular chicken out of the fridge and take a few fork pulls and you're done that's I think it's a good it's a healthy protein filled breakfast and then I prepare myself for my workout with Andrew as you skip the last like six times I've been in wait that's step two is that two of your day no I'm just going through like a the process you skip your workouts no well no only the last week don't really well that's how it starts buddy well it's only because I've been going to doctors and stuff because I've been having like some really severe abdominal pain having them was working out well I thought it was an appendicitis but I'm not sure yet but wait a minute no backup you thought it was appendicitis you've been on the floor screaming don't eat I was when it I was I was when it happened wait so you Jesus and you got better you don't just get better for I know that's why I said I thought but it wasn't it's just really bad abdominal pain did you go to the doctor for like 20 minutes in your day and then you go out yeah it's a day ruined I can't well Charlie's daily routine is to go to the doctor not gonna work out through pain not that kind of pain hmm well anyway after you have your daily appendicitis rack then you're gonna want to start editing the videos that you've got you know you get the good ideas the the good the flow and then from there you know that the world is yours yeah yeah you get a healthy lunch some good extras yeah so where does a nut come in is that like at the beginning of the day or at the end the intimate ever since I started uploading videos I've never done it that's what it's the cost find the hard to believe you've never even had like a wet dream or anything oh now let me tell you about wet dreams you can't be successful on the internet without your nocturnal emissions do you nocturnally a mission wreck yeah if I go long enough without busting one I'll just do it in my sleep sometimes do it like look like lucid - did you do it during ah no not November no actually Wow so you you had a perfectly clean no asterisks no not November yeah I don't know why I could because I smoked a lot of weed and they like suppress my dreams see I could never do that because whenever I smoke weed I get super [ __ ] horny it like it becomes like a [ __ ] like a a mandatory thing that has to happen I don't why you tried to smoke weed with me yeah I wanted to [ __ ] the pilot that was exactly why you nailed it perfect your dynamic hey let's all smoke some weed I'm gonna get so [ __ ] horny again yes even more wreck that you went through the whole actual peer no nothing's November aunt smoked weed during it that Jesus Christ you're a man of true grit want to smoke some weed let's celebrate bro point we're like I was like eight days in you know I was smoked weed I would get horny I was already horny 24/7 because I hadn't uttered in eight days but my logic was just like I've made it this far you know tough it out do you have any noteworthy dreams that you've what dream - it's pretty it's pretty run-of-the-mill it's usually just [ __ ] some like chick from my high school or something in my dream that's boring I usually just wet dream - the most mundane of adventures in my dreams yeah I see your game I'm gonna step up you're nocturnal emission game until your ejaculating just like skipping rope in a dream to go to bed yeah my when I wet dream it's always - like the dumbest [ __ ] dreams I don't think I've ever wet dreamed when I've had like a sexy kind of dream only the weird ones - action figures or something what if this is just a prank by Tiana on you she's whispering in my ear she's jacking you off and being all like bicycles subway cardio gamer dunk gamer donk what product Yeti like a mouse clean-air a keyboard cleaning product yeah it's sold by a former pro who used to be really big I couldn't I don't know nothing about gamer Dunkel or lousy beat his wife he remembers to turn the webcam off first though what are some things that you like to you know beat beats rack yeah you beat my wife my kids besides my expectations oh that's very positive seriously beating off to stuff I don't really want to really watch a lot of porn like if I ever want to jerk off I usually just close my eyes and imagine stuff now porn is kind of like I feel like my imagination can do better than those shitty videos that are free on pornhub right there take that all the hard-working women and men in porn yeah we're pressing rack damn no just no hot enough I mean I gotta say I've also I have a lukewarm respect for porn stars since they keep standing up the official podcast so you know I'll side with you on that wreck wreck did that uh did no not give you a new appreciation for porn like your wife did you know you like to start maybe finding things that were sexy that you didn't even know you were into or oh yeah dude I told you I wanted to [ __ ] the walls it was like everything right but I mean afterwards low like where there lingering effects like if you wanted to [ __ ] them all walls now that you're netting again you're kind of like you know that walls still looking pretty good it took a while for me to come down from the reeling high of not jerkin off for 30 days and like what I mean by that is like I busted a nut on December first and I felt exactly the same like I wanted to just keep [ __ ] it took me a few days of like purging to get back to where I was the man you used to be I guess I had a newfound appreciation for my imagination because holy [ __ ] that was like some of the best jerk-offs I've ever had transfer that imagination to your dreams and then ejaculate there and we can be like brothers yeah maybe you want to in my drive and we'll jerk off together yeah we'll share a dream like the Jimmy Neutron episode [ __ ] a wet dream wait the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour no the Jimmy Jimmy invented like a machine that links and dreams together something and the mall Cindy and Karl are in it yeah that's that's I remember that one yeah and then Cindy's got the not even in your dreams nerd Ron and then slaps him you remember the the scary episode of Jimmy Neutron where Cindy and Jimmy switch personalities and then they go get all mixed up and it's down to their friends to put their personalities back together and then eventually halfway through the episode they realize it's too hard and give up and just say [ __ ] it yeah yeah so that's a that's a real scary thing I think about all the time shells of their former selves and didn't even bet on to you right so bill will never be the same and and you can't live with it children's media can be [ __ ] terrifying sometimes when you think about it conceptually I'm completely serious yeah okay alright let's let's take an easy one Pokemon hey look a fire who else for examples alright well I'll stop talking I'm sorry don't like take Pokemon which is a family friendly easy media oh look a fire type I have third-degree burns now sweet I'll look an electric-type great I've been electrocuted all in the palm of her hand like they think if they were real do you how many horrible things would happen because of Pokemon in their abilities I feel like I'm a child again that's speaking man if only Dragonball Z was real I'd [ __ ] destroy so many aliens I have sorry I have an imagination hey will [ __ ] your imagination Andrew well the Pokemon they aren't like incontinence because who isn't shocking people just walking by them one of them's a bad Pokemon or evil it will just start killing people no he gets just shot off into the distance and then you see a little twinkle that lets team rocket right I guess but even then like it who wants to be catapulted thirty miles away from their house just because their pokemon had a bad day think about it you put it that way and you know I know I'm no I'm afraid I don't want to live in poker well you put the fear in god of the fear of God in me now it's a real fear dammit dammit what are you afraid of wreck what scares you and then we'll wrap up give us something scary failure alright give us something more cut crease wisdom all right let's see Heights large bodies of water those are two big ones there you go especially especially if you're at a height above a large body of water it's like a double whammy for me not so much that because I have like I believe in the safety of the airplane but like yeah like if I'm like walking more like if I'm like walking across a bridge or something and I peer over the edge like I'll get like a chill or something above I could totally I'll get like that call of the void you know like I could pop over the edge right now and [ __ ] die or like a gust of wind could take me away or some like rational [ __ ] like that yeah just imagining it it's a scary like if now I'd rather find spiders in my basement than a sea or a note or something the only things that ever actively scare me are where you just realized the only thing you can do in that situation is die and it's like if you are stuck in the open body of water water and no one knows where you are you are going to drown and that is it you're done yeah you know what I changed my mind I'm on this I watched Blue Planet and you know what I'm on the side of microplastics now good [ __ ] all the things you see sometimes this whale has been found with 20 pounds of plastic in its stomach and it washed up ashore dead good yeah no kya [ __ ] that build me a micro plastic island so I can never drown any all of your garbage into the sea so I can never get stuck in the ocean isn't this all the oceans isn't there an island of rubbish but there is yeah yeah it's mostly plastic bottles keeping it afloat yeah good they know what they're doing no evolution of the lumina seagulls yeah they don't have like a governor or anything it's not like there's a plan their governor is a seagull well you got two good fears there and I hope you continue to be afraid of those things that shit's scary yeah but mostly failure yeah yeah I do YouTube yeah but you didn't know that youtube.com slash raccoon eggs see us I also stream and have a Twitter you can find those pretty easily if you just look up my [ __ ] name do a bit of work yourself geez nice anyways I've been wreck well thanks for coming on raccoon eggs [ __ ] yeah man yeah thanks for having me you want to take us out Jackson mm-hmm thank you everyone for listening to this week's episode of the official podcast it was nice hanging out with you all charlie Andrew kya rack really nice being with you and all of you at home thank you for listening and all of our patrons thank you for supporting us you can support us at patreon.com slash the official 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Length: 79min 51sec (4791 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 20 2018