The Newlywed Game April 20, 1973

what will your husband say your last boyfriend could do that your husband can't do as well says that speak spanish speak spanish yeah wendy excuse me i'm sorry i was just gonna say it was a hot latina [Music] i wish i knew him the last guy i'm wearing was a duck i'm sorry so was it you can always expect the unexpected on the newlywed game [Music] it's reunion day on the newlywed game now here's your host the serial number web game bob [Applause] [Music] well thank you welcome to the milliwet game since this is the last day of our easter week celebration we've got four of your favorite couples all ready to once again try to win a grand prize chosen especially for them it all happens now right after this one all right gentlemen here we go at the newlywed games you know your wives have been secluded offstage in a soundproof room and cannot hear your answers i'm going to ask you some questions i want each of you to answer them as you predict your wife will now if your prediction matches your wife's answer you'll be awarded five points then the one couple with the most points at the end of the game will win an exciting grand prize selected especially for that couple so remember gentlemen answer these questions as you predict your wives will and here we go with question number one on this reunion day gentlemen what famous person will your wife say has the same body you do one famous person dave will george say has the same body you do wow uh clean eastwood clint eastwood russ uh she might say uh steve reeves because i've been steve reeves i've been doing a lot of physical work and i it's okay i think all that well everybody's been criticizing me and saying i look like rules of grill so i had to say roosevelt rosie grier all right [Applause] conrad uh uh cannon conrad what's his last name uh the fat guy she says i've been putting on weight ever since we got married it's her what's his name uh bob conrad bob conrad is that your answer cannon he's the movie star i can't help you though i have to take the answer you get canon let's just leave it that's not a famous person is it that's a fictitious person or can they take that conrad is all right all right fine we'll take conrad excellent next question gentlemen what will your wife say is the funniest or most unusual thing she ever asked you to pay for funny is the most unusual thing russ that she ever asked you to pay for the funniest or most unusual thing that she ever asked me to pay for we got that part down [Music] hurry please um probably when um uh we were with a couple uh the a married couple that the girl is actually her best friend and she asked you to pay for what and she asked me to pay for the dinner and and the reason that it was friends dinner then right right okay fine warner well she asked me to buy a car a new car a new car yeah so uh i didn't buy it but um but she asked anyone she asked me right well it was our cat your cat somebody that picked up a stray cat that wanted some money for it well we were at a she needed something i had to go and get her some [Music] boy it took you a long time judge uh the judges ruled with my great appreciation that that is an unacceptable answer that we must have another answer from you [Music] i had to go get her some today i had to go get her some nylon nylon right thank you the last of our five point questions gentlemen how will your wife say you would complete this sentence this is you talking i won't say my wife is daffy or anything but once i caught her having an actual conversation with a blank warner once you caught sandy having an actual conversation with a blank well we have this dog she always talks to a dog yeah so well herself with with a self with herself well the question is with a with a would have to be the television with a television all right dave well i used to have a dog an afghan but i got hit by a car i'd say a dog a dog yeah taco russ i would say um her parents dog with a a dog a dog all right fine gentlemen thank you very much we'll be right back to reunite our couples and we'll see how well the husbands have predicted what their wives will say right after these messages okay gentlemen we've recorded your predictions on cards you now have them in your laps every time that your prediction matches your wife's answer you'll be given five points then the one couple with the most points at the end of the show will win a grand prize selected especially for them so girls nice to have you back welcome to reunion day on the newlywed game girls what famous person has the same body your husband does what famous person bernice cannon cannon he said it would be conrad judge is that all right they say that's all right danny well he always says he thinks he looks like rosie greer rosie graham [Applause] darren jerry lewis he's got knock kneed jerry lewis he says steve reeves you know i've been i don't even know daddy well don't never mind george um i guess i'd say clint eastwood clint eastwood he predicted usa all right dave keep one hand on those cards at all times please next question girls what is the funniest or most unusual thing you ever ask your husband to pay for the funniest the most unusual thing you ever ask your husband to pay for sandy well he doesn't like to pay for matthew anything i can't really think of anything funny um address address he said that you ask him to pay for top card please a new car he didn't do it but you're asking you know you always ask me about you in doom car we need yeah i need a new car too but he has a fit if i'd asked him to buy him a dress [Music] he wouldn't look good in a dress sure wouldn't sharon um i have to say a gift for an ex-boyfriend because before a gift for an ex-boyfriend it was before i was dating him oh i was having a going away party and he helped me pay for a gift from my fine he said that he had that you asked him to pay for a friend's dinner who's george i guess i'd have to say my car i can't think of anything your car all right he said that you asked him to pay for nylons just say what i said before bernice when we were on our honeymoon in tijuana i wanted one of those real tall wooden statues is um don quixote wooden statue he said that you asked him to pay for your cat can you imagine carrying a seven foot tall wooden statue through the streets of tijuana did you try it did you try to sneak it across no they kept me and left the statue [Laughter] here's the last of our five-point questions girls how did your husband complete this sentence he said i won't say my wife is daffy or anything but once i caught her having an actual conversation with a blank he caught you having an actual conversation sharon with a a poodle my a poodle all right he said with a dog that's right yes george a dog with a dog he predicted usa with a dog that's right bernice which boom my cat with a cat he said with the television when did i talk back to the television all the time she talks back to the television right if she doesn't agree with something that's going on but you do that too she'll yell at those people look out behind you that's you a dog with a dog he said with a dog that's right thank you very much questions to see how well they predict what their husbands will see on the newlywed game but first it's time for our man in the middle johnny jacobs to give us the good news about gifts right john right bob and today's reunion day wives will receive west bend's electric wok this modern day version of the ancient oriental cooking vessel is great for frying simmering and sewing and they'll receive town and country tableware by washington forge with beautiful fleetwood handles and mirror bright stainless steel they're dishwasher safe the reunion husbands will receive the weller mini shop kit ideal for hobbyists and professionals easy to handle perfect for hard to reach places from the cooper group and they'll enjoy a gift pack from turtle wax the car care experts protect and beautify your car the turtle knows car care inside and out and this handsome radio from the famous beagle catalog company with over 50 000 quality items providing value selection and savings spiegel chicago illinois for today's second place winning couple we have the 20 volume world book encyclopedia continuously revised containing more than 12 000 pages representing the work of more than 2 900 consultants and contributors now the husbands have been secluded offstage now it's your turn to predict how they will answer these 10-point questions so ladies here's your first question for 10 points girls which of the following things will your husband say he hasn't told you for the longest time that you look nice that you were smart or that he was wrong which of those things hasn't he told you for the longest time sharon but i i'm smart he's always comparing me to edith archie's wife oh that you were smart right sandy he's wrong he doesn't everyone but he was wrong he didn't hasn't admitted that a long time no he never won never had no bernice he's never said he's wrong ever ever he was wrong george he said he was wrong that he was wrong yeah he's got this ego problem he thinks he's never wrong okay next question girls what will your husband say is the last thing he did for no reason whatsoever uh sandy he blew up my pressure cooker for no reason whatsoever he blew up your pressure cooker yes he was supposed to been cooking some potatoes for at least eight minutes and he said he went to sleep and the bottom of it is warped and the pressure cap blew off the top is that right for no reason at all he was wrong no he wouldn't admit it no i didn't think so i remember you telling me that bernice for no reason last thing he did for no reason whatsoever he vacuumed the living room oh he didn't be back in the living room fine george played poker played poker for no reason whatsoever for no reason he always loses so i don't see that there's any reason no i agree with you yes i know the feeling sharon i'd say remy roses he'd forgotten valentine's day anniversary and i've been telling him that everybody else was getting roses they'll be the girls in the apartment so he came out with roses when it wasn't any special occasion okay here's the last of our ten point questions girls how will your husband say you would complete this sentence this is you talking unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about blank don't ask my husband unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about blank don't ask my husband knows about what bernice women women he doesn't know much about women nothing nothing anything anything it doesn't matter to me george women women also he can't figure me out at all he can all right sure [Applause] yeah that's right eight years [Music] when you drive to work you think i've heard it all [Music] let's take another answer why don't [Music] babies babies know what you're supposed to do to a baby before they're three days old sandy a handyman around the house department a handyman unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about a handyman around the house don't ask my husband really okay i don't know how to do anything 25 point bonus question girls in what month will your husband say he kissed you for the first time george september september sharon december december sandy september september bernice whoo no pretty please um the first month he kissed me april april april ladies thank you very much we'll be back with the husbands to compare answers on the newlywed game all right now gentlemen let's see how well your wives have predicted what you will say remember these questions will now be worth 10 points and once again welcome to reunion day on the newlywed game if you just tuned in all of the couples have been here before they're helping us celebrate our easter week and it's nice to have them back here's question number one gentlemen for ten points gentlemen which of the following things haven't you told your wife for the longest time that she looked nice that you were wrong or that she was smart which of those haven't you told your wife for the longest time warner well i never thought none of them so [Music] so i have to say she's uh smart that she was smart she said you haven't told her for the longest time top card only please that that you were wrong no you have never admitted that being wrong i'm not supposed to warner have you ever been wrong i refuse to answer that russ which of those haven't you told your wife in the longest time that she looked nice that you were wrong or that she was smart uh she probably said that she was smart but she was smart all right she said that she was smart that's right yes [Applause] i'd have to say she was wrong that no she looked nice does she look nice that you were wrong or that she was smart i was wrong you were wrong all right she said you haven't said that you were wrong that's right what never admit you're wrong said that i was wrong all right she said he was wrong that's right yes have you ever been wrong walt i'm not gonna admit that then she'll know oh okay i just wondered next question gentlemen what is the last thing you did for no reason whatsoever it's the last thing you did for no reason whatsoever russ i gave my wife a kiss you gave her a kiss all right she said that you you brought her roses because you love me there's a reason what's the same right but it wasn't an anniversary or anything because you probably went to the beach went to the beach for no reason whatsoever she said that you played poker for no reason whatsoever and you always lose well there's a reason for that no there's not what bought her a new car you bought her a new car she said that there was two reasons for that he said because the old one had worn out tires [Music] and you've never been wrong huh all right you vacuumed the living room for no reason whatsoever it was dirty that's a reason oh i have to say uh that um i hate to cut the line so one said i missed going to the racetrack and cut the yard you cut the yard all right she said for no reason whatsoever you blew up her pressure cooker okay you should be milking that was an accident there was no doubt how can ever i want to sleep how'd that ever happen oh i was cooking something i went to sleep oh here's the last of our 10-point questions gentlemen how did your wife complete this sentence she said unless you want to be embarrassed by how little a grown man knows about blank don't ask my husband unless you want to be embarrassed by how little dave a grown man knows about blank we should not ask you english english she said women we need him what do you mean women you're always telling me you don't know anything about me about you that's not a woman hmm what how little i know about cooking cooking she said about women cooking's another one no come on really you know a lot about women listen i'll tell you after the show i'd like to hear it now 27 years i was a happy bachelor what are you now i'm i'm a happy married oh good he is too he's happy he better be right that's right order well when i first murdered uh she left the fish a whole lot and she was talking about how much i didn't know nothing about fishing so i had to say fish fishing all right she said it's about a handyman around the house you know well that's that's right nothing i'm not supposed to he can't fix anything he can't fix anything what he tried to fix he tried to hang some kitchen curtains up what happened he got the nails hanging outside of the ride he didn't even bang him down he just got him up there just barely put i even had to tell him how to put him up there what else did he try to fix a cuckoo clock what happened i fixed the cuckoo clock and she broke it again don't broke it the bird died right it's just not working and the pressure cooker he did it he did he yes now i just know that she said keep the card down yeah i know i know [Applause] just wait a minute judge you know i'll get around to it here in a minute now you're right she did but the judge says that's an unacceptable answer so we have to take another answer oh man [Music] what else do you know very little about oh that was afraid to ask you quite frankly say something um housework housework all right she said it's about baby baby you don't know what they do to be trouble thank you very much we'll be back with a big 25 point bonus question to see which couple will win their grand prize in just a moment all right gentlemen here it is a big 25 point bonus question for 25 points gentlemen what month did you kiss your wife for the first time i must take the first answer you give couple number two warner and sandy with 10 25 and give you 35 warner what month oh let's see let me see what is your answer please uh august august you said you kissed it for the first time in september couple number one walton bernice was 15 25 would give you 40 well september september she said it was april couple number three russ and sharon with 15 25 and give you 40 russ uh january january she said it was the month of december couple number four david george you have 20 25 to give you 45 days september september is right now chosen just for you a beautiful elegant brand new baby grand piano a petite grand piano representing the classic and traditional design and fine tunnel quality slimline styling is scaled for today's homes from the kimball piano and organ company and all yours reunion is of the newlywed games congratulations three members of the loud family for the show and on behalf of the newlywed game staffers who let me wish you all [Music] a real hollywood player tip number 13 you can drive an expensive car but not until you win the game hollywood showdown be a player weeknights at eight eastern five pacific [Music] the newlywed game is a chuck berris enterprise in association with the american broadcasting company

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Published: Fri Feb 19 2021