The New Worst Chef on the Internet

well guys today's a big day it's been quite some time since I've been able to come on here and confidently announce that I have found a new internet Chef that is able to live up to the level of incompetence that we have grown accustomed to but here we are given what I do for a living it's a pretty rare occurrence that I see anything cooking related on the internet that actually manages to shake me to my very core but it's always a good day when it happens the other day somebody tweeted at me to check out a Tik Tok account named top housewife and once I did I knew the game was about to change forever now look I feel like there's a pretty high percentage chance that this Tik Tok account is just a joke everything is way way too on the nose but there are a couple things that throw me off just enough to think maybe just maybe this could be real this account presents itself as like a video Journal AR for a woman who films what she makes for her husband while he's at work and the meals that this woman makes for her poor husband are uh are kind of hard to explain with words it's one of those things that you're just going to have to see okay so let's not waste any more time let's begin please subscribe all righty so this is the first video that I saw once I journeyed on top housewife's Tik Tok page and right off the bat it's uh it's not looking good first of all deep frying Pizza has got to be a federal offense I don't know how you would go about charging somebody for this but I know it's illegal my gut just tells me if you're sensitive to watching things being deep fried this is going to be a really rough video for you by the way thought I should give you a heads up the amount of salt this person puts into their dishes you'd think a government that cares about its citizens would classify this as attempted murder because eating this much salt in your meals every single day yeah you're going to die yeah be sure to scoop up every last ounce of that weak old contaminated oil you wouldn't want to lose out on any flavor the amount of oil that's been transferred onto this plate looks like what you would clean out of a pan after you fry some bacon either this person is willing to waste thousands of dollars of food for Tik Tok content or they're trying to force a premature death on their husband oh thank goodness for a second there I thought you were going to leave this unsalted everybody knows that the salt you use while you're cooking doesn't actually count adding the Mayo Racha at least for me did put this over the edge to where now I want to vomit thinking about eating this I was basically already there to thinking about how these fries would feel and taste eating them covered in Weak old oil that a pizza and who knows what else was already fried in but yeah what this dish really needed to tie it all together is a dense egg based sauce yummy this person is single-handedly keeping the salt business afloat what I was talking about in the beginning saying that there are things that make me think this could be real the main one is that there are two to three uploads a day on this Tik Tok page which would mean not only is this person going out and buying three meals worth of food every single day for a satirical Tik Tok account but they're also having to buy like a gallon of salt once a week this would be a pretty expensive Endeavor if you weren't actually eating this stuff I know we've seen a lot of these pages in the past where they're obviously fake that people aren't actually eating what they're making but they're uploading like once a week to upload for every single meal every single day it makes me think that there's a chance some poor guy is actually being fed this I don't know why the amount of oil in these videos is making me feel so sick but it's really not doing me any favors here just thinking about eating this amount of oil not to mention the force at which this pan is being scraped when they're performing the autopsy on this guy when he dies from a heart attack at age 28 they're going to find that he was 46% Teflon oh my God oh my God I can't even look at that was a body dissolved in this oil does this person have mob ties or something do they need to make sure somebody was never found oh my God how do you even get a pan to look like that is margarite Baker behind the camera my goodness oh my God why are you basting it with the Bog Water what are you doing this video is actually going to make me throw up [Applause] [Applause] this pan is nearly empty and this person is using a slotted spoon which means that all of that radioactive waste that was floating around in the oil at the beginning of the video has now become one with the toad in the hole I think eating this would actually kill you I'm not joking um hold on a moment let me wipe out my eyes real quick am I seeing what I think I'm seeing is that a can of burgers no no no let me ask one more time is that a can of burgers I mean where did the top go did you pry it off with your teeth I'm kind of at a loss for words man kind was never meant to see this kind of imagery okay so I was kind of thrown off by there being an entire onion in the pan here so I looked up what a Flying Dutchman Burger is and apparently it's something they sell at In-N-Out I've only been In-N-Out like twice in my life so forgive my ignorance but it's a burger where the patties are onions which I love onions I'll eat onions on literally anything but that doesn't really sound that good to me that just seems like it would taste like nothing but onions and would also be kind of annoying to eat okay so obviously the competition is pretty low here but if you can ignore the fact that these are patties that come out of a can I think this might be the least offensive thing made so far sure there's still about 10 times the amount of oil there should be and you know heart stopping levels of salt but if you like the Flying Dutchman Burger and you hadn't eaten in like 11 days you might be able to stomach this one well guys what do you think what does your gut tell you is this all just an elaborate satirical joke by somebody who has way too much money and has way too little care about wasting food or does some poor guy out there shed Blood Sweat and Tears every single day at work only to come home to these monstrosities if this account didn't upload multiple times a day every single day I think I would instantly think it's fake but either somebody out there is really dedicated to this joke J or unfortunately this is real I don't know which one would be worse if you enjoyed this video please leave a like and walk on over to that subscribe button and touch it it's free it won't cost you anything but for now that's all I have for you today [Music] bye hey hey hey hey hey hey

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Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 15 2024