The NEW TRAINS Are AMAZING in Astroneer

oh hey intern oh hey there did you see they have trains in astroneer now they have trains we're gonna unlock them that's our goal in life because there's a new quest chain here called digging deeper and we need to find trains do you know how to find a church i don't but we're going deep underground because we're supposed to find malachite and i think it's underground so i think the best way to do it is by reconstructing our gigantic rover like that and turn you put that together i will grab the drill and the other fun things we have here maybe ooh dynamite phone dynamite yeah was there just dynamite hiding in there it's just casually sitting here then we get an rtg slapped out on there we need our our station wagon that's a weird looking station wagon i know okay maybe we should put another rtg because i think they're expensive in power uh-huh why are there so many on the ship don't worry about it i was uh doing space exploration and blowing things up oh the best kind of exploration yeah that's pretty much the expert of what i do all right intern hop in the old buggy we're going around this might be a bad idea but we need to find malachite how do we do this again is this it just yeah you just got down gotta go under the ground maybe not find a sinkhole i don't like this idea oh speaking of sinkholes i just found one there's lots of courts here oh lots of [ __ ] there's like mushrooms and junk down here those are big ones can i drive through one i want to break it hello oh it's just kind of it's just disappears it just nopes out of there this is sparkling junk dick we need shiny green stuff oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm not waiting i got to get down to the ground around behind us i think it might be okay we're stopping let's go explore oh wow this is this thing wait this thing says it's a mysterious mushroom i must collect it to gain its uh powers research what does it do can be deconstructed with explosives or put into scrap can i bring it home with us hello little mushroom um we're bringing you places where mushrooms shouldn't go you know what we don't really need these we have big mysterious mushrooms and oh wow it's super big yeah it takes like four of them there we go mushroom powered boat oh there's also a big shiny yellow light over here i'm attracted to it like a moth i don't know what those spores do that's dropping i don't either but it makes me look funny colors oh i'm dying help thankfully i can surf down to the planet core if only i had a train to make me go faster i mean you're probably going pretty fast right i am i can't see you i am smoking this sound barrier thing whatever oh it's gonna hurt it's gonna hurt it's gonna hurt it's gonna hurt it's hard or you were just streaking there cops told me i couldn't do that anymore oh you're dying this is why you don't go after the shiny yellows but i like shiny things like shiny train boys oh oh i think i found the thing you found the thing malachi might have yeah i found it nice we got one of three and there's still a lot more over here that means we need two more all right we have all the malachi no i died again why uh looks like i got everything cool okay good yeah let's get out of here okay go you got all the malachite yep now let's see if i can do this driving backwards to the planet's surface oh dear home sweet home to done i feel like a whole new man because i kind of am twice turning the quest digging deeper oh wow place and activate the peculiar piece on the surface of glacio i didn't know we'd have to fight other planets oh my gosh that thing is huge hover your mouse over it what up what what did you do i pressed the blue twice i just stole it oh that was nice look i got a big shiny thing oh wow we gotta go to glacier nuts why do you get what do you got a little snail boy stuck in your pants oh my god okay fine and i have my own peculiar piece neat i wonder if one of these little thingies help us what was that noise did you make a wave and even blaster pod oh oh they're squeaky and junk okay whatever we gotta go to space i mean you can just jump in that trailer i should be fine just jump in the oh right here yeah yeah just ride with the thermal radio nuclear thingy oh that's wrong but oh it's the best company and then we go we just materialized intern into a little sausage okay we gotta go to glacier right we got why are there trains on glacier because uh you ever see the polar express no is that a is that a podcast oh wow there's like drop pods everywhere natural landing zones i think we should drop where are we dropping boys we're dropping dusty divot right over here we is snow dust actually it kind of is it's not a bad location it's a nice little crater do we just plant it anyway i don't know man i'm a little scared i'm gonna drop mine over here hey you know what i didn't bring mine well good thing i did good interns got the brains wow wait this thing is big that's a train station and this is straight up train station oh this is polar express snow piercer it's making near the car examine the mission log [Music] what are we doing install medium wind turbine and legit wait what um we got a tiny rgg but what's it why do we have to make a wind turbine here uh power call near his car oh ooh you found one yeah it was just lying around not doing anything we should take a zebra ball too zebra ball wants to go on the train oh poop nuggets where do we put the train where did we put oh right over here maybe i was in a like a crater or something i don't know but there's something over there yeah yeah yeah i think this is the spot yeah it is look at me i'm so good at driving a spaceship we didn't even crash this time you bring the wind turbine i'll bring the zebra ball and we'll sacrifice it oh glorious zebra ball sacrifice it to the geyser yeah yeah yeah and there we go oh that was sad so i guess this goes on top oh we need that's pretty nice we needed two of those in turn stupid zebra ball taking up all of our resource space did you bring it this time yes you're so smart at bringing things but you know what you don't have you don't have a gold suit wow yeah i don't know like the game hey look we did it we did something wind up we got bites oh logistical chip really we need to bring a logistical chip we had those back on we had those back on earth planet can we find one here i don't know here's an idea you find one i'll fly back and we'll race i don't even know what to look for i don't either that's why i'm leaving you bye that was fun does this seem so familiar and then i'll grab one exo chip i'm gonna actually grab three of them well i found the thing but these explosives yeah you don't have any explosives i took those away from you after what happened last time come on you had fun last time hey why don't you stand on the landing platform it'll be a fiery experience if you know what i mean oh we're even going for it i landed oh you did yeah here i am did you miss me not really i had zebra ball oh i need one of those in real life don't lose our zebra ball he's expensive okay and then if we put one of these in there wow we did the thing logistical neat and then uh oh back on track i don't even know what to do oh noodle data log on logistics what oh we do that here no we do that oh yeah authorize press button i pressed the button what'd it do i don't know but we got an antenna guy now neato oh wow mission completion reward two rail cars and a real car place rail engine in logistics depot how do we where is that at maybe i just call it choo choo it says it's ready to call the car hey dork nuggets place a rail engine yeah this is a rail post that's what it says why do we suck so bad at reading oh it's in the small printer is it we can plat print to train and well we can print the post bundles that we need we use resin and aluminum we're supposed to place a rail engine that's the objective now intern rail engine here it is okay resin aluminum and copper i don't know what this is over here but it looks exciting uh that's a cliff i know but there's something here a freight module can be recycled into scrap oh my wow i feel like we need to take these back to earth wow there's a there's a lot up here hey this thing is called a site pylon we need to call nearest car huh we call failed so we need to connect this guy to that other guy no i dropped my bundle down into the planet why would you do that how did you feel far okay go back here buddy come back here it'll be okay i promise how did you find a hole in the dirt i know it accidentally happened don't just leave me alone stop sticking on me i hate to say this in turn but there's no room for you on this spaceship oh no you don't and we go wee i don't even know where i'm going i don't even know where i'm going but i stole this oh in turn i'm going to grind this thing up and get lots of scrap from it there you go why would you do that kind of clogs up the grinder a little that's awesome oh it's shaking violently i like oh we're getting lots of scrap from this those are my new favorite things in the game by the way whoo no don't tell them exciting i'll do something fun i put down the site pylon and then just connected all magic like oh oh i just found the rail horn rail engine there it is copper aluminum and resin the horn or the engine the engine i i kind of read backwards because i clicked the wrong button copper aluminum resin so the question is should i bring a medium printer back to the planet with me or should i just print one here and bring this thing because i feel like we're going to need more stuff but we don't have the resources maybe we should bring stuff so we could work here also so you can stop believing me i don't know a minute you just get scared alone on the dangerous planets all by yourself don't you i'll just have zebra ball keep me company me and zebra ball going on an adventure great did you name it wilson it doesn't have a weird face on it yet i'll put your face on it then i can kick it everywhere she's so violent oh in turn i come bringing supplies and look at this look at my snacks i brought i don't really like the zebra ball at you you don't have you stay away from my zebra ball oh yeah there's lots of fun things here okay so would you stand up please not you intern i don't care if you stand up you just been playing with wilson for like oh yeah and i have to get him back because he i don't know where he went you don't know where wilson is there he is who's a good wilson all right so i thought i'd take a few large platforms take these out and then we can put in a crafting station on them very nice we'll put that there we'll unpack it and then we'll connect the two like such as we can slap in an rtg over here and then i can grab the crafting boy medium printer guy go on here unpack you and now you know what i don't and we're so incompetent today oh my goodness how did you forget now i think pretty much everything yeah the whole uh copper i forgot the copper but you have copper don't you malachite yeah yeah yeah uh yeah but we need like a refinery or something right we can build that super easy quick maybe hopefully okay remember that one time i forgot to bring copper can you smelt it please i think i can do that i'll nope i don't want that yeah just put it back just put it there yay there we go i'll grab that copper and now i should be able to craft a rail engine finally yay go west it doesn't look very entertaining yet i was hoping that it would look cooler now it's just kind of yellow and gray blobs oh now it's starting to look like something hey you want to do the honors oh yes oh you're just gonna build the car over there fine that's okay don't mind yeah then we just walk it over and we did it i'm gonna drive it i wanna drive it i'm driving it i'm driving it i can't even hop on it i just face through and then we go okay you ever been hit by a train before uh yeah that was stupid i love it and we did it all aboard okay print a rail post bundle oh oh we got more rail cars hey railcar oh i got a rail car and then i go where's that where's that chair give me that you want to ride with me on the on my on my train oh okay i got to get out we got to put another car on here wait i put a yo dog i love the car so much i carried your car wait what it's got it stop it just be dumb stop being there we go how do i how do i do this intern you're the brain operation put it on there just put it on there i did that that's not on there chief hey i did it that's not on there chief hey i did it there he did there we go we need more rails why is it telling us to do this on glacier like we'll never come back to this planet i want it on earth because we gotta make the polar express now we must construct additional pylons where would the pylons be and then i craft a rail post bundle it's so tiny what does it do uh oh it works like the the tethers how do i how do i use them oh it turned i did something now can we just pick this up and move it oh that's cool and we can rotate it whoa that was awesome i want one of these in real life on they all have like a power output too yeah uh i'm not sure that's how they work they they said that we have to craft them i did it i'm so good at making railroad trains we could do it sideways oh no you didn't this is gonna be deadly we're gonna make a roller coaster [Music] what is going on here and then uh come on yeah yeah like that sort of oh we made a circle look at how cool is gonna be so weird never trust blitz with fun things he makes everything broken.com all right intern take us on a ride all right and then we go this is dumb i love it this is the greatest thing i've ever seen choo-choo can we have a horn do we have a horn can we go faster oh [Applause] uh that's the greatest thing do you like my song i just made it up it is a roller coaster oh now you're in it now what do we do and then we go in reverse okay print it we did the thing oh reinstation use the data log logistics oh to upgrade compass do we have to drive the train somewhere oh do we i don't know it's so weird going in reverse oh that was the wrong button what'd you do i just pressed the wrong button applied loads detected staying on track okay reinstation oh we get a work light what do i do with that oh my that's a lot of stuff there's oh we got more train tracks hey we'll put that right there and we got a work light oh it's bright and shiny a drill drill what do we do with a drill are we going somewhere we got to go somewhere i can't believe you almost left without bringing derpy ball with us hey listen okay so we got this weird sight pylon guy i just connect it hey there we connected oh you did it i was going to make switches that was easy tall real post rail junction 2 all right so we complete them we get a trade platform oh oh wow those are expensive thank you what are we trading though uh can we trade you i hope so i can get a better me connect transport freight modules to logistics depot collector oh hold up does this thing go in the side pylon in turn where are you going oh did you find something shiny uh frozen argon i haven't seen that before oh you know we should really be uh bringing our oh there's a bunch of site pylons down here i don't like your idea going down oh frozen argon i've never seen that before i can drill it we need the drill i have the we have the drill we need to bring the train down here dude we can do that too oh hey these are the freight modules the big uh crates that we found oh how do we get those on the the trade platforms uh very carefully those are big and chunky though they are chunky just out here you know give it 110 make my own train oh my you are really building the network aren't you i told you that was my job i was going to build train tracks to go underground and then you're like hey never mind you don't need to go underground anymore well we only have three we need to find 10 it says that's a big number okay so the train would probably make this a lot easier unfortunately our train track is kind of derpy what kind of path are you taking this on i'm just driving [Music] choo choo and i wanted it to ride it's not gonna oh you got it oh i got it okay so i got an idea if i yoink this before you can get it if i you like this one before you can get it and then we place it right there okay take off that take off the horn and the other thing and then we we put that right here ha ha wait this might be a bad idea no i just let it go on its own that's what trains are for they're automatically take it back okay i'll see if i can find more things so i guess we do need to explore the pylon spots to find more of those i'm just in space i don't see anything else maybe i shouldn't have brought those big boxes back to earth oh in turn i found a lot more oh these are nice ones over here oh wow there's a lot there are hey no no we need that over here oh okay you you do what you do and then i do what i do and then together we make a team because there's an m a knee in a team that stands for me and and then they name it and we just do that and then you place that down to go with this other guy and then tada we have a train that we can call oh yeah and then call near his car choo choo coming in hot baby eventually hey train man where are you i miss you already oh there it comes hahaha look at the train hey give a little tutu wow okay now we can send these guys back and we'll put that freight module in the freight train and then we'll go choo choo you guys go back home we don't really care about you that was awesome we really need more oh there we go depositing four and five now we call it back again okay this is cool i like automating things with trains uh-huh bye little train and turn i accidentally made a junction how do you do that uh i was trying to make the other thing but i didn't even know that we had junctions so that happened conjunction junction what's your function i remember that song i'm a 90s kid something quite special while riding a train with you intern something quite special by writing it backwards oh nice oh we only need two more good thing there was a little bit more coming up stop and then if i exit we need to build a couple more train cars a rail junction oh not a rail junction i want a regular rail to craft up some more oh you did tall why did you make it tall we don't want tall all right so we need to switch this up a little bit right in here we need to put it in a little okay i want to connect it over here it will turn it just a little bit good and then if i grab another one rail post we can put that down here oh nice and then ah okay that worked okay connected and now if we continue going this way there's another outpost right up there we'll just stretch these fellas out as far as we possibly can and then if we do a little thing changing the connection nice oh yeah there's the thingies okay you you do with the train tracks and i'll do the other thing if i turn it oh oh come on it's like right here oh perfect there we go nice and then we'll call the train to the car and we shouldn't have two left oh oh oh oh whoa whoa oh no i'm out of jetpack juice well the train's here good i am it's a fast mode of transportation are you panicking over there no and then send it away oh i just turned off the light i feel so alone that's okay you got me that's what i meant exactly can we just send this big space station back how many little pieces whoa we're going to space oh hey we we did it did you think cool better freight than ever i'm doing the math here in my head we have two train cars we have two freight modules and we don't have enough room for the both of us so so yeah i knew it you're gonna leave me alone okay back up a little bit okay now let me i can't just go just go just leave me in turn right don't worry i'll slowly walk back to base carrying the scene that i was supposed to be riding on ah now this is what i like to see leaving blitz behind instead no it's not nice it's the nicest thing i would never ever leave you anywhere you know what uh it actually isn't taken anymore because it took all the ones that they needed so we didn't we didn't need to leave me behind maybe not that made me feel better hey buddy need a ride nope i've got a geyser so the next part of the mission is like hey you did the cool thing and then you did it okay transport frozen argon oh i know where that was oh hey we have one we just do we need oh my gosh well uh this one there we go yeah we did one and there was plenty down in that cave we saw there were we must construct additional pylons so disconnect that end thing because we don't need that anymore oh the thing is rolling down catch you goodbye wait we have two platforms and then yeah and then no no that works okay you put it right through a stalactimite liked whatever don't worry about it okay we'll call in a car you know what we should do we should build extra train cars yeah so you don't have to take as many trips uh-huh here comes the train so then we mine up some frozen argon get rid of the boomi plants that are around it and then we send some back and then we try to find the rail car aluminum and resin these rail pilots have like pins in them do they hurt when you step on them at night time when you're walking and your kids leave them out all over the floor are you okay nope at least there's more train cars to send stuff back yeah i made another one i got a fourth one printing right now too oh my i'm honestly surprised at how much frozen argon is here oh wow you aren't joking there's a ton of it yeah and there's even more down here i'm bringing the large and charged train back down into the hole oh it actually needs more power it's completely yeah it's slow it's complaining to me hey there we go come on down blitz i found the anyway we're just gonna make a nice even path for our choo choo train maybe how far is this it's not that far okay ready i gotta i gotta bring the train tracks down my dude ready okay don't do that i'll take care of the the spikes like to oh like you know stop stop stop nasty stop and stuff don't don't stop stop stop stop what does everything breaking stop it are you come back here oh whoa hot coolness if you place down a track it uh it automatically mines everything out what does that one do don't ask questions right now we're building we have the technology blitz the builder can he do it yes he can this is a new hotness and uh mining technology right here oh yeah i think we can just call it right to this one we can or we can connect over here because that's what you're supposed to do but do we really want to tell me what you want what you really really want i'll tell you what i want what i really really want there you go you figured it out i'm proud of you we made a corkscrew choo choo our portrait what's it gonna do come on in mr train there we go hey this is gonna be great hey hey train train where are you we're confusing it oh there it goes again and then it goes go all the way oh i guess this is too much of a twist for it no no no no it was fine was it though was it really it's all good uh-huh it's fine twist it a little bit go the other way yeah do the twist there we go and then we call that's uh the easiest way to load stuff on it why did what in the actual world is going on right now we made a caterpillar train caterpillar okay you drive this time and there we go this is stupid i love it you ever get whiplash from a train yeah happened one time 17 18 18 and then suck up number 19 19 and then one more time and 20. yes we're so good at this quest exo chips we put it in the thing i don't know i'm pressing buttons i gotta stamp oh i didn't put in the thing then i got another thing whoa whoa whoa look oh there's another thing is that another station gadget it is so i guess we go to caledonia they're playing it yeah it says we go to calidor well that's the end of the video sub to intern bye and i'd like to thank all of my patreons and youtube members including autoday venonator ben dickie j teddy hit splatter sex job dub rules 2.0 link huge whisk rob the key red kdl player b psycho dolphin c mr m game terrarian gamer two friends kyle candidate curious and whiskey

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Id: Paec6em4D3o

Length: 28min 22sec (1702 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 12 2022