The Neighborhood Derby Champions! | Woody Woodpecker

[Music] [Applause] prepare to measure race car speed [Music] ignition a new home for my Swedish patunas to bloom oh YY dinky [Music] Bloomers what do you think you're doing with all that noise and the K plunking all over the yard we're trying to make a race car willly for the neighborhood sobx power Derby the car race H is it for kids only or can anyone enter the Only Rule is the car has to be naturally powered so you got to yeah yeah yeah whatever this is a dream coming through here get out of my yard now you two out what's with him who cares come on we got work to do oh all the glory all the fame of my childhood racing days now I can complete my display with one more first prize [Music] ribbon this super slick oil ought to make our racer go fast Splinter yeah that in a fourth wheel those kids look smarter than they first thought but Vol varis knows a trick or two or three or four to get the edge on the competition you bet oh food peckers I have a spare wheew you can have for your little race car [Music] c je thanks Ry [Music] now let's just see how fast the [Applause] comp what a wild goose chase that was yeah no wheel [Music] anywhere looks like we've got competition NAD huh you call that competition better keep our race car secret secret just in case the greasy wheel is going to squeak ahead and V the blue ribbon for me you [Music] [Applause] [Music] bet I better get a closer look at what's in that can swamp gas should supercharge our racer real good hey Splinter what's that smell it's too yummy to be swamp gas oh it's W's famous Swedish meatboss Moores he probably left him out there for [Music] us yummy [Music] it's too dark I'll [Music] just oh bird NAD you think W here is trying to sabotage us insert tubing a into pipe feding C check [Music] this is one mean green racing machine with try tank toilet water powered boost your capabilities shh it's that weener Wall-E again hey what's the big idea the big idea the big idea I tell you the big idea I am going to win that race and so I get to know what you got planned for it's beautiful oo double overhead water cans if it get out of our garage Wall-E but I will now build a better one yeah build this wood Baker [Music] I am Vol Voris onetime Swedish Champion I have come to regain my former glory on your mark get set [Music] [Applause] [Music] go no [Music] byebye [Music] buddy congratulations Splinter and knead you are this year's winners Look Out [Applause] [Music] Below hi [Music] buddy I still have no ribbon to fill that last space in my trophy cabinet well you do now Wally [Music] taada there's always next year [Music] w-e beavers building dams [Music] ch frog setting lily pads cheick woodpeckers wasting their lives chick what how is it going Woody well it's about 2° too hot and I haven't had a nibble all day oh I can take care of [Music] that your file shows over 3,000 infections in the last 6 months Woody your you're in grave danger of being replaced in the natural order replaced yes I have no choice now but to send you to my Woodland Institute for retraining so you're the new kid in school did you do your homework homework who needs homework teacher teacher the new student doesn't have his homework but I do the way you're achieving woodro perhaps you'll take the place of one particular woodpecker who seems to need more time in school but I don't need more time I'm ready to get back out there now please Mother Nature I've learn my lesson then you'll have no problem proving that will you Woody whoever does better in their assignments today will graduate and get the slot we'll begin with the Woodpecker Basics tree pecking 101 what girl buddy what are you doing I am merely selecting the straightest tallest trees to pck chapter 79 fck Schmucks listen up listen good I'm the voice of experience you got to pick so many trees a day out there in the real world there's only one way a woodpecker can ever get that job [Music] done with the woodpecker's friend it's it's beautiful what is it look at mey wonder I think this tree is a winner would you set your eyes on that strapping sapling yep you're a natural woodro a natural sap thanks so much Woody a why Woody you've done an amazing job on this tree you get an A oh my this could be a keeper oh here is a super saing wood R get an F for goofing off and the unauthorized use of power tools f for goofing off well it's down to business for this woodpecker I'll get an A in advanced food Gathering all it takes is knowledge strategy and a pizza parlor that [Music] delivers want a little fruit of the old Pizza tree wood I don't recall a pizza tree what are you up to now woodpecker you trying to get me in trouble again wardrobe you got to stop being so suspicious of everything do you think mother nature would have grown on this stuff if she didn't want us to enjoy it I tell you it's a big beautiful world out there I'm just trying to open the pantry door for you well you'll probably want to wash that down with a delicious sad soda this stuff is delicious why didn't we learn about these in school oh I can open up a whole new world of things you'll never learn in books woodro 100 pounds of wholesome goodness Mother Nature you get an A again Woody but it appears Woodrow is nowhere near ready for the outside world another f f stands for food thank you I will have some more all right you two for your final exam use this Lumber to build a proper birdhouse and you must work together what work with him teamwork is an essential part of the natural order you know that Woody handle it Woody I'm going to catch a few Rays you're helping me buster cuz if we don't get this done I'm going to have to stay here forever I can't be bothered I already got two FS besides Everything I Need Is Right Here Pizza trees sh soda jackhammers this is your life I don't care if I ever grab youate it's woodpeckers like you that give the rest of us a bad name bub cuz there's nothing wrong with a little hard work once in a while it builds character and if there's one thing you lack Mister it's character lazy good for nothing woodpecker Woody wood R here I come yikes Mother Nature why Woody it's it's breathtaking no thanks to teacher's pet over there yes well I'm afraid woodro is going to be staying here at the Academy for a while yet and uh what about me yes good well I can see you're ready to leave yipp I'm going to graduate woohoo now get out there and work work work would oh you bet I will Mother Nature I never want to have to go to school with him again is he gone all gone and you were magnificent it sure wasn't easy acting laser than Woody Woodpecker whoh but it worked like a charm now for our next two hard cases welcome to the Woodland Institute for retraining Institute [Music] Hollywood yeah I got a feeling this is my kind of [Music] town congratulations what's your name and where are you from tourist H Woody Woodpecker uh from out of town well uh guess what you're our 1 billionth customer and you've just won the ultimate Hollywood star treatment stand right here like I'm taking your picture twei okay I'm casing The Joint behind yours just stand still hey watch where you going you gold Bricker you mean this mansion's mine really mine you'll stay here is part of your prize package and later this afternoon you'll even get to take a big time Hollywood screen test toy old chum ditch the map we just found our own shortcut to the Stars no B doubt it I was born to be a Hollywood star good day Chum yeah bu Buzzard resident of body guard by buz maybe I should hire you to to protect me from you what are you doing in my pool you nut job making the point that you sir are vulnerable vable to what well as Hollywood's hottest new celebrity you need protection from seoa per chance crazed autograph hounds crazed autograph hounds why yes I said crazy autograph HS oh oh it's the Mansion of that famous new star Holly Woody the Woodpecker I am a Cy fan let Buzz Buzzard's protection racket I mean cus protect you from this fanatical fan Mr woodpecker Mr woodpecker can I have your who knew being a star was so Danger and with my special new celebrity offer I only charge you per life saving okay okay but I pay you after I've made it safely through my screen test this afternoon so those two Hollywood Hustlers think I just fell off a turnup truck do they we'll see who the real sucker is around here oh uh Mr board I'm going outside for my first TV interview oh no no no no no oh Mr woodpecker you simply can't go out there the media pretends like they're giving you a nicity nice interview but they are secretly sending one of their popcorn arazzi types in the back way to dig up your private to I feel so so vulnerable Mr bizard do what you must okay twii all we got to do is make like I'm chasing you out get back here you snake in the grass stay away hurt me and I'll have pictures get back here you you little vagrant time to give these two their big Hollywood break Camera Action [Music] [Applause] light oh that Woody Woodpecker his first day in Hollywood and just look at this wild wild party he's putting tinsel back in Tinsel Town with his Hollywood bad boy ways do it the way I showed you Tweaky it's almost time for his screen test and our payday but I don't know nothing about being an actor booss pardon my Interruption Mr woodpecker but my sources indicate a disc corrupted star is planning to sabotage your screen test he could be lurking anywhere sabotage my screen test but why I am Reginal Lind Hollywood's most jealous and fading movie star and you sir are about to become bird seed have no fear bodyguards by Buzz is here ready for your screen test Mr they're uh helping me with my screen test keep this rolling jungle Woody to the rescue take one magnificent stupendous oh W wo I hate scary [Applause] movies you were last Tweaky he's just acting he can't stop us come on oh yes they flee but can they escape ready black belt will defend my honor I make you pay for kicking [Applause] me brilliant scko buffo Woody you're going to be Hollywood's biggest star a out of my way you dish rag let me out of here I want to sign you to a 7-year deal worth millions you'll never stop working in this town just come to the studio and we'll do everything you just did over again and we'll make it your first motion picture Woody wins Holly wood what do that all over again and never stop working are you nuts forget this star stuff I'd have to be crazy to work this hard every day no come back my career is in your hands think of the fame the adoring fans the autograph [Music] HS attention Country Fair Race fans sign up for today's big event the wild and Wy anything gold race and you could win a $1,000 prize wow $1,000 prize that's right find yourself a suitable ride and race your way to fun and Fortune H if I only had something to race we got this race sewn up remember to lay back till the last turn tell me again why you aren't the one running pie how'd you like to buy a genuine champag racer for say 20 bucks 20 bucks to win a thought hey how do I know you're not trying to cheat me why would I want to cheat a smart woodpecker like you star 13 is where you'll find your winner [Music] ciao no a classic shell game booy [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey give me back my 20 bucks dead lost okay then I'm riding you in the big race bub now gety up I'm not a riding clam woodpecker I'm a eating [Music] clam then I'm promoting you cuz you are faster than a greyhound on roller skates when you took off with my D you're right red and TR is I'm faster than you are smart oh he's an eating clam is he all righty then dinner is about to be served give me peanuts popcorn flaf cotton candy caramel apples my P step right up for the bed hot dogs at the fair give me a dog and load [Music] it mustard ketchup relish onions hot sauce steak sauce sellito chilies chili pepper pepper spray and hey hey hey have a good day woohoo ride them clam boy W hey [Music] [Applause] hey next time you think you're big enough to swim with the clams bring you floaties I'm starting to get an appetite for clam's [Music] marinara hello handsome say you're goodl looking enough to be a movie star how's about being my lean lady fresh yeah fresh from the sea you and me could be happy as clams together do face oh but you know a girl like me wants Rance some flowers oh clammy prove your love for me hey we'll jump off Lover's leap together hello what are you making oysters in there that Cliff's got to beit wait for me lover boy wait you're that sucker wood Becker yep and you're going to ride me to Fame and Fortune you bamboozling bottom feeder moments away from the star of the Big Country Fair Race and a last minute entry Woody Woodpecker riding happy as a clam [Music] hand you aming m it's Thunderhead by a nose noser by a head and apples free for a dollar [Music] you owe me so [Music] right those are em with Grandpa's Dentures behind him oh and that clam is gaining I told you I was an eating clam and now it's time I had your height but we're gaining clammy we can win then you could have any dish your heart desired Woodpecker on a spit or woodpecker puff pastry oh how about wet woodpecker stew hey your horseshoes un [Music] tied it's coming down to the wire between necktie and happy as a clam it's neack and clamshell NE and clam shell NE and clam shell NE and [Music] and that's Woody wer I'm happy as a clam what a [Applause] race now that you've won the race Woody Woodpecker what are you going to do next I'm having him for dinner nothing goes better with spaghetti than clams 1 th000 clams split 5050 minus the 20 you still on me [Music] Dar F grub private haven't had a meal that good since mom retired from the core carry on huh wait a minute you don't look Army issue boy no freck frck Patty whacking way that's Chows for military stomachs only and you're not the General thaty Sergeant but not two Addies Military Intelligence is at this moment tracking a super spy who's going to try and steal our military Secrets I need a crack counter spy who'll use all the tricks of the trade to stop him from sneaking onto our base yes sir sir you can count on me sir Sergeant you have a non-regulation Penguin on your helmet sir I I can explain this tuxedo boy here infiltrated the base looking for a free mill on the government of the USFA and I'm not about to let that happen sir that's worse than a boil on a sunburn I think we found our operative what he infiltrated your perimeter soldier that means he's tricky Sly and clever but but General Sir plus he's cute and innocent looking no one would ever suspect him of being a counter spy oh and best of all he likes you Sergeant carry on Sergeant hogwash you train him to be a super spy by Nightfall and there's a big promotion in it for you fail and you'll be cleaning latrines after the annual chili cook off ah little grunch gone a wall and he's taking my promotion with [Music] him there'll be no child until me ja quick get out of my way I'm going to be sick P lesson one you eat after I train you now to be a good spy he you got to have a good disguise to disguise yourself now in so doing you'll convince the enemy that you are the stupidest thing I've ever seen in this man's Army huh where'd that little spy and disguise get to now little spies learning quick but master disguise or no he can't Snow Job the old sge time to melt this boy snowbank strip search Chile had a little bomb whose button made it [Music] go and everywhere that chili went it made the sard say ah [Music] incoming no knee high spy is going to get free Chow on my face no sir now a good spy's got to speak many foreign languages so what's your native tongue boy aha you speak the universal language of food good now get fluent boy so so if I can get my promotion from the general then all that food can be yours what do you [Music] say we're surrounded dig [Music] in hey you little stunt monkey come here yeah around Rosy pocket full of poses [Music] the Spy this is my chance for the promotion I need a disguise I need to parly VU in a foreign tongue I need to take this joker out Mano am Mano am Mano no wait that's too many monos [Applause] where'd he go no problemo a crack counter spy like me can always track his man [Music] anywhere come about facei penguin hold on little fell it's me I was just giving the Serge a test but it looks like you passed with flying colors flushing me out with this fine smelling chow what a brilliant [Music] idea I'm putting you in charge of security around here Chile security and Chow detail ity byy spider went up the waterers P Don't Mind If I Do Awash Don't Mind If I Do [Music] it's [Music] here ion ion Avon now I'll have the fun hey what's the big idea I won the father and the son cruise on the ocean ion I won I won ion hello anyone home at the meatball residence you don't have a son Wall-E what I going to [Music] do you can be my son are you nuts oh my little sunny boy fruit of my loins think of the swimming the tennis the three deluxe swimming pools n swimming huh wree all you can eat SM Bo all you can eat huh on these exotic Port call exotic ports wow you do it not a [Music] chance Wally buddy there's only one way I'd ever go on a cruise with you congratulations on winning the contest congratulations I'm winning the contest congratul your father and son of course we're Father and Son you think I'd be with him otherwise oh uh sorry we have to be careful we found a fake father and son on our last cruise but we took care of them they spent the entire trip in the brig eating nothing but bread and water the brick this is stupid vacker we're going to get caught don't talk with your mouthful Junior kids can't live with them can't convince them to run away with the circus Father and Son huh if they aren't I'll have them in the Brick by sunset this is the life I hate being the child ah quit you're complaining or next time I'll leave you home leave me home this is my cloth oh time for the sunscreen son I think your meatball is frying would your son care to join the others in the pool little Wallace loves playing with other kids don't you Wallace boy you're sure big Wally bet you aren't afraid of [Music] anything bet if you got CE your big chunks could sink this ship oh Wallace son are you sure you don't want to dive like all the other kids we want big we want big no attention large boy overboard all hands on that say meatball meatball [Music] this way son you sit here [Music] a this is some Cruise all right Wall-E huh look the space shuttle oh boy [Music] where must of yours missed it ah who cares they brought me a fruit drink [Music] are you ready to order sir am I ever I'll take a big steak smothered in onions with french fries corn in the cob and something special for dessert yeah me too me too children order from the little sailor menu um Wallace will have a grilled cheese sandwich an extra large helping of cream spinach strain squash and a big glass of Buttermilk but I don't V oh did you hear that sounds like my little boy has gotten a horse voice from all the sea a just as I thought my boy needs vitamins give them spinach spinach and more [Music] spinach and for dessert our delicious Bavarian chocolate cake uh-uh finish your dinner Wallace who's the big boy who cleans his plate I'm the big boy who cleans this plate you [Music] but yeah but now you didn't finish your whole dinner [Music] this was the stupidest idea you ever had I should have been the papa you're too immature no you are no you are no you are no I am no I am okay you are I'm sure you both love our brick [Music] okay you be the father figure out a way to get us home don't start bit me food Packer look we're safe [Music] oh no mother daughter Cru [Music] good a sport nut Paradise The Crowd Goes Wild woody woody woody huh hey what's the big idea my dear chap I was merely admiring your uh sporting press yeah well admire it with your hands to yourself Bob I have a proposition if you would be so kind as to help my young Ward acquire some degree of sporting skill I would gladly purchase everything you see in this store as payment for your coaching services is everything in the store for free bring on the kid hello I can't to play with [Applause] you I like you Woody so good to see you again yeah Woody I learn sport I short I won't play with Fox cuz I get a oh Ry where are you I better get a lot of gear [Music] bub lookie here practice makes [Music] perfect put everything in the net okay FY everything in the net that ought to keep all Gunter busy till playoffs season time to catch a few Z's and dream of all my free sporting equipment everything in the N wood no no no good way [Music] tennis is all about hand eye [Music] coordination now watch the ball and hit it back when it comes to you VY it's just you against the tennis ball [Music] Bad Boy Machine you hit [Music] G goodar back [Music] fire oh no Gunter buddy speak to me I fooled you what are we going to play next coach Woody anything that puts as much distance between you and me as possible okay Gunter old kid old kid you'll be a natural at track and field uh-huh [Music] uh-huh baby who's the smiling lady all right let's see you [Music] mate I I coach Hy [Music] oops man can make it there boy oh boy I a big sport now [Music] uh-oh no free sports equipment is worth [Music] this what we play next coach Moody nothing gter I quit as coach do you hear me I quit you can't play hockey you can't play tennis you're not cut out for track and field all you're good for is destroying things he a the ball get him take the ball coner I'm a Bonnie I'm a bonny I'm a Bonnie no I tackle you funny [Music] guys I'm a h you're the loser cuz I got the ball yeah what an astounding job Woody you've made Gunter a champion in just one day H wonder which sport would be less strenuous an easy game of croquet or a lazy game of bad mitton coach M come out come out wherever you are is this the super coach who will teach me to play as good as you gun gun you don't need me you're good enough to be a coach now oh happy happy happy happy happy day this is fun now that now jum jum jump I'm a I'm a bunny I'm a bunny ah like the old say goes it doesn't matter if you win or lose it's how you keep old Gunter busy playing the game [Music] let's see I want to job someplace fun with good things to eat and nice people to work with daddy daddy make the lizard talk howy partner welcome to gecko poos hex Max restaurant yeah cool I like the tongue part Help Wanted H this seems like a a fun place to work you you want a job I have ever been a car hop no know how to skate not really close enough you're hired meanie we've been getting swamped every night at dinner rush I'm putting you in charge of training uh Winnie [Music] woodpecker got to run I got a truck alard waiting on the dock hi welcome to gecko poos why think let's get one thing straight Missy I've been the car up here for 22 years you're not just going to sweep in here and take over my territory now let's roll newbies huh H skinny skates they'll get you every time hey woodpecker Wheels move it or lose it [Music] can't make it too easy for her around here she might like it and want to [Music] stay nothing like a big Traer weigh you down I always [Music] say this is a promto delivery to car 27 senior oo's a regular customer so don't screw up don't just stand there you're a meal off on Wheels guess I showed that gal or thinger triple your order for free three times as much food for regular price your order at Gecko pachos today only this will get rid of that woodpecker once and for all come on where's my order waiting longer than me I it's triple your order hour meaning triple the work for you woodpecker um isn't someone else who works here going to help with this Rush um no that's a good [Music] one she's a fruit cake on skates hey I can handle my job and hers car number seven car number eight car number n car number 10 so then I said to her no get it no I'm done I'll take my break [Music] now that does it there's only one way to get rid of Miss wheelie toir shoes detour keep it moving find an empty stall anywhere have fun oh Winnie the dinner rush is here and they all seem to be on your side come on I was here bu when is someone going to take my order 15 76 42 they spread all over calm down don't get your shorts and a bunch everyone will be served in the order they arrive somehow meanie you got a tag team with me these orders are all over the parking lot if you can't handle it quck this is how you want to play it fine by me what's that crazy work thicker doing now what did that accomplish watch and learn this game is 6 42 38 99 [Music] 12 82 no it can't be no one's ever done those kinds of Maneuvers before she win over all my best customers she'll be here forever unless adios one pecker [Music] [Music] no no woodpecker turn in your skate I'm the best there is I you'll never be as good a CarHop as me [Music] meanie why was what's going on here um she's insane me she's the one little Miss look at me skate I'm a little CarHop short and sweet stop meanie your behavior I have no choice but to fire you no no please boss please let me stay please I'll do anything um sir why even though nothing will ever replace my statue if she'll agree it's a great idea Winnie daddy make it talk howdy partner welcome to gecko poos Tex Max restaurant man that's lame it's three for Thursday three meals for the price of one all right keep up the good work meanie I got to get another [Music] job stay tuned for the Mr Alias action hour today's adventure the attack of no not the antenna again a where am I going to get a new antenna before my show [Music] starts I love the sound of a sucker in the morning a Buzz Buzzard super duper Delux satellite dish and now for the coop the grass when you're good you me good day sir I am Buzz Buzzard of buzzer satellite TV soers wow that's right sucker right you mean sir our rooftop dish here is powered by a a solar plutonium reactor oh is good so it gets 1138 channels downloads video games does your dishes files your taxes and takes out the trash and raises your children all for the low low price of just 50 bucks will it get me the Mr Alias action hour right now oh indubitably then you got a deal [Music] hey what gives loser no good Buzzard trying to cheat me give me back my go [Music] you I still got [Music] D what the heck's going on here that lightning blast rubberized me give me back my D get lost woodpecker cuz of you I now need the cash for a nose [Music] job let me down I said black out take that you rubber boy hey looks like that lightning chol gave us both superpowers and mine are going to make me rich rich rich stop Fe Poli time to make like a banana and [Music] [Applause] split this is not my [Music] day uhoh so you want to play rough huh super Woody with feathers of Fury and now mister there's the matter of my money oh yeah well there's also the matter of I ain't giving it to you freaky feet do your stuff huh so long bouncing boy get back [Music] here I help please faster than a speed and Bullet Train full a d it's super Buzzard coming to Rober town near you super one he gets his tough and [Music] gear you owe me 50 bucks yeah take this bur I owe you woodpecker I'll take whatever you got Pub two points [Music] didn't anyone ever tell you not to recycle your woodpecker until it's finished and I'm not finished no [Music] [Applause] [Music] wait ow mommy no wait you can have your thank you very much now I'll buy a new [Music] antenna R new and ready to [Music] go hey what gives oh man I lost my superpowers ah what are you going to do guess I'll just have to change channels the oldfashioned way [Music] nah we apologize for going off the air due to a strange electrical interference however we'll now pick up the Mr Alias adventure hour from the very beginning with no further interruption [Music]

Channel: Woody Woodpecker

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Id: n30NDnO8GCM

Length: 60min 57sec (3657 seconds)

Published: Fri May 24 2024