THE MYTHICAL DRUNK RANKED EXPERIENCE in Apex Legends

welcome back to Apex Legends everyone today we're going to be getting real drunk crunk and it has been 3 years since we did this so what are we all drinking tonight I got6 6% I'm ready to go I got wine very nice and she's got no she's got wine and orange juice M mhm Mimis and I got shots of vodka my favorite big blue as you can see which has some lemon blue Kur and vodka in it so we might be getting drunk faster than before cuz usually we did like one shot each match but I think winky wants us just to drink for some reason I'll let you in on a little secret Brad I never did a shot after the match I always just kept drinking all right okay we I've been known anyways I'm going to take my first shot oh God you're going to be the champion winky your chion what congrats why what happened well done winky I want to take a sip to that you look so good it looks so good list a that L skin is hot is cute [ __ ] is that yeah who kissed you for that Alissa who is she it would have been Valk maybe Bangalore it should be me it should have been me God I can't resist I'm already taking sips my big blue I haven't gotten much sleep today and I'm drinking so this will be very special oh my God we're going to have a tough one today I'm going to I'm going to take more shots okay that was a bit of a mess so to sweat on up and help that make me carry you guys I don't even words anymore because I've already drunken a little bit let us take off the shirt are you guys ready for me to be shirtless I was already I'm ready for you to join me your shirtless mhm what about p pantless oh I'm pantsless as well okay Alysa come on in with the boys do it for the boys Alissa I'm good I'm good Alissa don't make me come in there oh no like in the [Laughter] room I want to drink some more this is actually going to be wild and we're not going to win a single match we're already crunked off our minds a I'm so excited I'm think I'm just on the high of being now okay there's no one here oh oh what bad Lu oh no bad Dr know this video game called Apex I got disrupted rounds anyone ping me an alternator and it's an instant Victory hey question no what is the treasure pack uh unlock some stuff in the story comic right yeah do you like the comic Alissa I never looked at it are you sure you don't read it daily do you not read it daily if I she's been watching so many game grumps and I'm like what the heck and we got to see The Game Grumps in real life what was his name Mickey Mouse no his name isn't Mickey Mouse have you seen that video no it's like a really old game gums video would you like to get in there Lisa uh bless you to wish us good luck I'm having another sip oh I'm going to be so crunked out okay we're going to help winky we're pushing in winky we'll be from the Jesus Christ oh she's skin Oh D finish on the Lista come here help me help me help me she's right here oh no I'm finishing who is that fuse bangal bangal here good good finish though watch out the other team's pushing really coming oh God okay he's on Alysa he's on Alysa do the damage oh that was I ran in I couldn't see I ran into someone how many left oh my idea God riving I know but I'm almost dead I'll respawn you guys okay I believe in your bread oh my God this isn't rookie you know what I can't believe this but we're going to have to do strategies and if I get drunker guys I mean when I get drunker please stop me from using the controller I've been having too much fun with it recently winky I'm sorry you what I've been having fun with controller that's disgusting I I know it's don't talk to me I respawned you guys and you stay with your armor and your weapons now huh yeah wik it's been 3 years for you it's been 83 years it's time to third party I don't want religion in my game is what were they thinking oh my God Aaron one of those names was Aaron and then the other one was Dave get it together game developers oh my god listen if you keep quing there's a lot of fighting going on in the cave sorry alysa's hooking me up okay with no ready ready Wiki help help Wiki coming coming [Music] coming go ala pop off Queen pop off like one pop off she's popping off it's so beautiful to see okay he wasn't one I lied but he's now one he could be one he all oh no Horizon she's so low braad yeah Alysa we need a revive here I'm coming I was just killing someone wait you did you did on my go that means life you bastard all right well done we killed our first team no way whoops oh my God you made me think it was a goddamn how do I heal do you really play this game at all you're asking a guy who hasn't played this game in lit how many drinks have you had uh I'm still on my second wait I've had more than you you get to you can craft one item but it's instant yeah oh come do a little crafting video I love crafting videos crafting video oh my God BR you know what yeah crafting in Apex Legends I messed up that was the best teleport I've seen ala Alysa come back Miss come back uh come back all right that might kill us but let's do it so I'm just I'm just trying to Keep Us Alive there that guy wiy behind us I'm getting them I need help thank you for that help he's cracked red thank you winky behind us get him then quick shoot at Melissa I got one yes I need armor swap red get off my get off my thing eat the other one with you can you can almost up that body oh my gosh I'm kidded I got an EVO and I got a 303 again and we both have knockdowns oh yeah what is the lobber upgrades oh I can take another item my bracelet goes further my Al goes further and your bracelet doesn't bug anymore that's been fixed for like years memories though good memories oh no it's moving ah I cracked one I cracked one nice that's a good enough going uh I know I got killed instantly I don't know how he me that get him may I have some of that help perhaps his hit thank you he's behind the he's behind the uh door behind the door he healed there's one left in there unless you get me you got the gold knock down Y what is this gun touch me go winky go no shot he's one shot I'll revive winky if you get out oh he he Shield he oh oh he's hitting every shot he's low he's lower yes I'll get you I'm SW okay they're coming for us wa are they can I get R who is that shoo oh God man in here oh I do want to try that again it is a little bit disgusting Wing man since it's from the care package weapon my God I have like 20 um I'm freaking out I'm wiing out winky scan they're on top they're on top of the thing let's go this way let's go left way oh Lissa your strats are out of this world next going to say we're going to go to the ring oh they're up here fire them oh God theyy get him uh he's low though low up everything yes s One V One One V one he went in where this way you can do it Lisa he hasn't healed where where make sure you heal Lisa you got this one one clip him he healed he healed you got this I believe in you I don't got this he's going to kill me keep running and heal yourself it's a one V one oh my God you got this L I believe yes sir I'm scared I'm shaking it's all right just drink some more where is he all right let's all be quiet for Alissa just he crank got another one I'm going to drink some more left he's a cryb oh this big blue is tast you iny come here are you kidding me he's on yes yes woo yes Apex queen that was scary oh my God Alissa is that how quick matches are let me come over to you oh my God oh my God you're so good at this game Alissa thank you what is happening stop no the commenters are right we did break up Alysa but now we're back together after you're the champion yep after I clutched that that was an amazing I'm actually shaking I screwed up so hard so I'm so happy you clutch that and down two of those last guys wait I'm on blood I'm on blood pressure medication because of this game what character would you want me to play later winky if I'm making you play Revenant what do you want me to play after I want you to play uh the who's that character in the bottom right Catalyst yeah that one I love Catalyst they're not a fast character I was hoping you'd say O train but she's cool say the line oh welcome I mean uh champion God damn it I know I'm bloody four drinks in or something everyone die I'm a death what oh there is a lot of people here I'm sorry everyone my Champion's going to be ruined and I'm going to have to drink more you don't know that that's right Alysa is here 20 oh a clutch moner right here that's the lobal weapon yeah I hear people outside I'm so scared all right let's run way this way my Apple watch is like your heart rate is is above average not again D it was because of that fight that clutch oh listen for you oh please no wor how do I work how does this work how do you work you you hold it down and you charge a jump oh I really screwed that one up off his chopa I whacked the wall there is no chops left to be had Sor who wants to do a third part because a good party is a me dang I like that idea I don't want to die winky um I like that idea let's go down the bottom then oh you can go through here Alissa can I get a finish shot I need no they it all fuse rest in peace they're coming they're coming ah no worries winky no wait hold on that's through the what it's the new character winky rampa why can it go through walls defend USA where are they somewhere stay in that corner winky oh yes I will stay in this corner Brad oh my God this gun suck no I'm gone I don't like the mas no dying oh see how many ttvs there are now winky this game's a bunch of poopy ass no Dan wouldn't like that Alysa he said it was it was Aaron oh I want that bow damn my God they want you they do and hopefully they go on the zip line you fool Bara bu Bera he's ning behind you the team yeah there's one behind you they're on that bridge I him yeah it's a full team you're right thank you winky no R I got you back man I want to drink more but I don't know if it's good for me guys how many brain cells do I lose every time I drink permanently uh you don't your brain cells are rude Jen sh'll bet those B brain anyways that guy's still chasing you and we him I'm going to be so mad Brad welcome back you guys stole the ammo being stolen they're coming they're here somebody's here Dead one come on they're on top I can't do anything here yeah the rest on the bottom there all he's he's nearly dead yep I don't know where anything he's dead nice but there's another team coming get him up get her oh my God just third parties after third parties and then get in somewhere just do whatever you whatever your heart desires you can do ITA because you are the door Champion there's a thing on the door yep they pushed in they're coming in wait no they're not not just yet I've I've held them in the position they are scared of you winky okay left to left let's do this party together this right here yeah there's three of them all looking at me all eyes on me why am I having to sweat in rookie they're inside they're on the uh they're in the door coming to you ala I'm holding the door hold the door hold door hold that's a bunch of oh they're coming up to me they're coming around oh no they're on the roof of me winky climb can I get up oh run ala pick me up just run just run that way run that way be free Queen We it hurts they're going to chase me bro they're Master players on running team did you know I'm sweating so much I had a physical sweat bead run down the of my arm my heart rate is still up I think I've screwed myself oh how manying K this is my fourth lus has clothes in this skin oh my God that would hurt it's good to be back everyone I lost my bow but we're good oh I didn't s the perk yeah you got to be this the perk they make it pretty uh like I don't know not very noticeable very hidden I mean look it's right there at the top like come on guys I no no course from that Mickey Mouse video Mouse Cade what's your problem with Mickey Mouse I just keep hearing Dan and Aaron every day I walk in hey Alysa how you doing she's like I don't want to talk right now I'm listening to Aaron they're cool in you so how far does this go there's all the goodies we could ever want here oh my God there is you can be a goodie Goblin winky I almost got my old they're just in front of us up the hill Brad all right get ready to pop your up Alysa Alysa let's go I'm not I'm heal let's go let's go they're in here one down almost two down oh no the hor The Horizon no that's so low last one's Sol low where L low action she's trying to finish me I just left side left yes me quick oh God the controller aimed me it was scary up there you going want to get him that's ready everyone three 2 one no I haven't heal I haven't healed I haven't healed oh there let me heal first real quick this is in the ring this the thing's in the ring it's going to hurt us wait what are we doing I don't know let's look up there let's just uh let's go to L let's go to L server let sa people down here oh is there now let's go to that building then in the bottom of the building there's people in the building let's hold the bottom then if it's this sweaty as rookie we're screwed we're screwed we're so screwed later I genely they're here they're here that's why stay bottom we stay bottom they up the top as bottom yeah we just hold the bottom oh no I'm sweating again [ __ ] from both sides they're they're above you bread yep blood Hound's really low oh de BR a shield they are so so low go wiy oh what oh my God R I hope that would L you can run you can run oh my God W po this all and lost everything all in one shot how does that work what is your death recap what is your death recap real quick what is it show you get shot up by everyone oh my God Fu what I love Pikmin and winky does too where are we going winky what I haven't been there in like actually years you get the first prow is here everyone predators no prowers I said prowers Predators there's someone else coming in let's Dive Right In [Laughter] there I better fun you're kidding me right buddy help I'm out I'm I'm out bye everyone don't go in there really all right despite me getting a bit drunk I will now even if winky baits me no I'm again help you're good I didn't even do anything oh my God that's scared the ever Living Daylights out of me I going have to take another shot oh yeah this is a cheeky place to loot up there will be one another team but we are versing Predators so we've got Alissa oh my God there is so many people there there there's three squads there let's go on this jump I see anything you look at map what the hell is my map it's hacky come on I use it nice now finish that guy off oh my God wait list that's a different team isn't it yep we so bad P him there's also an octane bread Rush po it up get out of here Russian is that what you meant by that you can pick him up I'm popping off for thanks Alysa Rampage Hey Alissa he was so amazing on this day okay what is happening right now I don't know but you popped up and hurting them winky they were so low thank you is this sarcasm because I didn't hit them at all wait is it wait no they were I hit it only was like a few bursts okay I hit the octane that was it okay thank you Wy I'm on red armor guys let's go you sh with that ass I actually do and you know that with my IPS W come here you it's a controller player he woned how do you know he we're standing still looting what if he's just a player like just like us such thing as players anymore there's also another team oh out the wall the walls hurt I got one wi we can finish him off Z they're coming they're coming everyone to me I fell to me I'm in the crev die Horizon hey wait oh that'sa I was like oh my God there's an enemy loot another team coming they're coming thank you Lissa wiy there seven other squads left lose this I'm taking a shot maybe even two I can't aim with the three times in there winky good winky oh nice go that zipline I just did that not going to lie he dropped down he the team how many are here bu one I cracked the Bangalore there's someone in the building help I cracked the bangalo what do I do here I'm I'm hidden down I'm in this crevice yeah I got you with you little shle party and kiss marks on your let's get this game you know you know what I mean there's another one yep that three on you on you I've cracked them so oh Brad why didn't you push them I was Reviving my babe I'm sorry but what's more important you are an amazing bab I will admit no Reviving let's C winky stay at the revive Beacon okay we're getting winky AC up give me back I'm such a all right get ready Lista 3 2 one do it bring back the winky you will be born again Winky and you will loot these bodies here they're coming never mind you will kill them winky they're coming I see one he's in the care package he's in the care package coming around on the Rock Corner uh oh Lifeline care package he's on the window on there let's get the building pissa with Me On Top of the Rock On Top of the Rock On Top of the Rock KCK it down kick it down get them I'm trying thank you Lista he's one HP coming oh my God I need to pick up this stuff like real bad Apex Legends give we kill them all no there's two more how only one the we do you know mathematics when you intoxicated winky at all sure I hear them wait really there's another Squad looking at us we are surrounded we are surrounded just um this right here is our home now no going outside cuz if you go outside it's evil there's evil people waiting for you out oh my head let's wait in the toilet everyone come on everyone why can't I pick up my thing come on in winky that's a good winky now I can't pick anything up if you need to if you need a throw up winky just right here on me hold up I got to do another shot while we wait here this is the best have had in a while these matches have been so hard despite us getting so they're coming yeah don't worry about it Alyssa we're here we're in the toilet don't peek Alysa we've only got 10 Shield bats here behind you as well though don't go down there don't go down there I went down but there's two of them there one's on the Rock one's on the bottom half behind us still a team behind us as well and the team at the top left we three teams around us this is Al this is Al take this winky I already got one I have 10 you may have I need meds take it oh meds meds okay they're que this say our home coming hopefully they don't have any grenades that could arar us this feel like diamond or like PR oh I need arar get down here they're trying to camp in I'm building I'm healing yep that's a decent idea I'm fine we're just going to hide there is remember there is three squads around us let me in we need more lals more lals no not blocking the way wait it's blocking our way shoot the Lal the corner I thought you wanted it yes not in the way I've cracked two of them cracked two of them crack two of them y there's still three squads okay you got it sir I'm here I can't see anything come here you I'm getting her yes eat her her up eat her ass up I'm sorry L I'm eating up um other women I mean the I mean the they're looking at us yep oh they are hurt I am anting killing them anting do I need I wasn't thinking of the right person there's a res there's a res okay it's okay I need ammo me me heavy I need heavy I I got I got some I need energy though I need heavy I need heavy I need heavy I en do you need heavy ammo just use your Al and don't trap us in the toilet this time where's all the energy ammo at gone ruce the S Marines we can kill yourself good job brother got Evac Tower you want to use it I'm running on the what the hell in this building there's a two Duo at least there's more to our left on the bridge on the bridge on the bridge oh I'm so dead take this loot take this loot isn't it beautiful Lisa all the ammo you could ever want now call me the king Alissa because I am the king of I need another shot I need energy where is it hold everyone we're taking a shot in the middle of a game delicious why would you open the door it is great though if we all stick together in the toilet we're alive you got your St we need we need ammo oh your I put it down and you destroyed it yeah okay here's a gold helmet use your EV we should go we need we need all first come here W there's energy ammo all right let's see that no heavy ammo great thank you Lissa you are thank you Lissa thank you can't blame her for that I'm just saying thank you what all right yeah she's crying I'm sorry for making you cry winky this way huh anyways we're in ring here so everyone fall back is that not an enemy that's standing still under us crazy under us one down I'm going around the other side push them jump on them jump on them yes one more almost dead wait where are another one left's going to self RIS that's that's what she can do now hey W up get up what stupid lifel what was that ding sound that was me doing your finisher yeah nice dinging dude Winky's ding is a I mean is a is um it's amazing it's big it's a big SL you know it guys I don't know if you know but I saw winky at my house one time and he took the winky bed and I was like winky that's reserved for the winky bird and then I cuddled there's a black uh Black Market where oh over here sorry I was very excited anyways we can snipe him from here they got wingman there's a wingman there but no there's everyone on me everyone on me we got to go to the ring I I cracked one I cracked one I cracked one okay heing heing gaming gaming come to me for that way not that way they're all on there win I cracked the other guys on the bridge I cracked one if Alysa cracks someone let's go Alysa this is our house now who I'm I fell off no you didn't yeah no you didn't three of them down there someone over there nice oh my God you guys should drink more of the enemies they're coming coming ala where are theya I don't I hear them down below dude am I on S shots right now it's going to hit me like a truck soon like God damn I don't know what's happening the last should be over here I mean Lista this is a moving image I know used to pictures but this is a moving image bloody Micky Mouse lover who wait P P him P him he's burning he's he's healing he's healing he's healing he's healing he's he burn he burn to death yeah he burn baby we're just so good thank you guys for listening to my strategies and my TED Talk I haven't listened to a TED Talk in years Elisa no static uh no this is actually like concerning what do I do you shock yourself cuzz my God getting shocked really gets me going I could show you what mine sounds like I almost got 4K damage oh I time okay sorry um and I still BR am your Champion let's go Gamers yay congratulations oh it's the same oh no it's a new team screw that guys there is some Mickey Mouses on us wait why did I say that I just enabled you Mickey mice kill the rats that's plural he did a plural what's a plural l a plural is multiple plurals what are you my English teacher get out of here I hate English I mean it explains a lot but sure it does actually does though I failed and cried in um no I had a lot of pressure on me there's no laughing there I got a fail and they okay the fut do you want to cut that or do you want to let yourself be humiliated by drunk the whole point meant to be humiliated I'm not drunk yet there's people here Whata said tell me if he's resing I got my a different team right after all that stress let's open up a pack and let's ready up oh what we going to get nothing open up another pack I want to keep opening up packs while we wait for the LA wait what Buton is it to regain memories uh outen ring wik where are we dropping give me the marker give me the thing the marker give me the jump Master the thing oh right um got it what fire fire there is another team here winky Alysa I need you to clutch it like you did that time when we were more soie I am still sober guys I I don't get drunk I know I may have had see here's the thing Brad I think po find a run for me oh he's almost dead I see him I see him ah get him bread he's almost dead controller gForce now reng yes die screw you gForce all right I got his stuff keep crawling oh step finish her off got her friend get me up wait helping helping L nice we did it oh there another okay why would you why would you scare me like that Alissa a winky good job like hurting them so much and then getting uh one beamed cheers I need that shotgun bolt please please you can take my light armmer it's oh getting a bit dementing I was about to say I'm about to um the alcohol is in you're about to bust oh not busting winky I already went to the toilet br oh no he doesn't understand the list he doesn't understand actually stting to hit me I don't like this I this is going to fire it's all good okay I have no HP I've got you in my audio like so loud when you scream that like freaks me out and I like there's an enemy it's beautiful they're at staging waiting for us maybe even sorry I'm just like like it's all catching up to me I'm drinking faster than before four last 3 years ago but oh my God Brad get this one winky I made the perk only for survey Beacon I can scan that but I didn't do yeah thank you that's what I think of your stupid they resing there they're resing let's go then Brad can you zipline me please no there's a zipline to get to us but it's not good enough wait what Brad zipline me why is there two they're too resing what just that okay you knock anyone Alissa I can't tell killed a knocked person the conduit Armor All right going for it I have to use visuals instead of my ears right now this one I am yep get where thank you winky youing devotion I don't know them but I don't know where they are it's saboted oh nice two more squads left ha real shotgun oh give her the R3 good job winky oh my head let me loot that bodyy you got it you got it we did great guys we can let them um revive somewhere else Catch and Release have you ever done that in fishing or spear fishing actually if you spear not really I haven't really have you been spear fishing before anyone NOA can you take me I mean look it's been quite a few years you want to take me spear fishing we can go together on a field trip oh my Goda revive revive revive on let's go let's go no oh that's a quick wik wi's got plays for days and there's a thing there's a thing there I'm landing on this guy who just dropped oh hey Rafe I'm so sorry thank you I almost died pop off Queen pop off no they already dead oh sorry Alysa you scared me that's another team with Lista watch out I'm joking by the way Lista if you if you didn't wait there is another revive over there why is there so many where where where ping okay okay dude where the revive Squad like the take out is I'll take you out to revive date on me I hit him for nine L CRA thank you guys it is up to you for a while I remember when winky did devotion like all the time oh it's peus again on top Still's on top you got it if you come here Zippy it dropped a scared of Alissa your little paper boats can't work it out drenched sweatiness is anybody have a barrel is there another one my is there I can't hear I'm actually as I drink more don't have hearing is that a normal thing I'm going to drink some more yeah it is enemies always watching us like the goddamn freaks they are put my out in the open for you honestly thank you now I got a phoenix kit or some people like to call it a winky kit I mean a DI them they still almost cracked him chase this bread I know okay we go I'm somehow responsible though I'm very drunk see guys winky is the most lightweight out of all of us yeah because I ate nothing except a burrito oh went I ate a burrito hold on I I ate nothing except a massive burrito just before yeah big it was it was a normal burrito from I know I'm kid I'm kiding I'm going to found exactly where they are check the map in 3 2 1 check the map he's on the left coming he's right here they went all the way around help me out zipline there's another one to the right R there not winky yes over here oh God In This Little Rock cabin there's one here I'm dead and the he's still behind the rock behind the rock he's low no he's not but you know it's round two you can get me heat shield me I got heat shield oh oh Queen what must I do to be under your Royal command no mind being St by you SW oh gold knockdown I'll take it I am the revor character you reckon I should have the gold knockdown who wants it who do you thinks going to be the best gold knockdown clearly not me I see syringes all right I'll keep it I'll keep it let's go come on everyone grapple with me can you do we not have another heat shield does yeah you need it oh I got some too you zip Us in surely have right look Alysa grappled winky come on I'm just a man from Australia what am I to do I come down under I come from a land down under no that's not the courts it's I come down under where something going I come down under yeah ala hole oh wait hold down my last four cans this is not actually not good how many cans have you had and how many SC prob just out in the open just like sipping it went everywhere it's very Canon you're playing fuse I know yeah and I'm just drinking some good old oil ala I'm all lubed up right now as Pathfinder I'm going to find out where the enemies are what kind of GRA you using I know where they are I can hear them um WD40 the hard stuff wait wait wait let's find out exactly where they are Alissa check him out in 5 seconds 3 2 1 there right there oh at the at the tunnel and to our left as well let's get the tunnel boys tunnel rats roll tunnel snake by that's actually yeah that's actually the cor they're here they're here they here they're looking I missed oh he's only got white armor push in I've got red oh that's Ollie check this out winky ready perial shotgun oh doesn't one shot anymore grab your heavy armmer w w I'm so dead help me all I'm falling back I think I fell into two teams why' you do that dead cuz I thought it was a team why' you do that I'm coming back I'm coming back she's so low just keep holding them off yep I need a phoenix I need a phoenix n i help I have a b i i I'm going to drink more it's just not fair I thought I killed a guy I why with three more all right cing Wiki huh in Fr oh oh oh you disconnected I'm coming back I'm coming back I'm back cop me respawn me respawn me W respawn me respawn me respawn me do it oh okay me help ASAP help some ASAP oh my God I come back D my mini map is zoomed out with this glitch right now all right everyone for me now I almost cracked another one too damn everyone on me coming Brad coming coming coming coming coming this is it this is bracelet broke yeah yeah we hide here we hide here my bracelet just failed and I'm going to die ala there's no such thing as fixed I'm jump here jump herea down down down down down down down down down prices are down but it's not because it's up because it's inflation in front of us wait what good shy take that loot if you need it above us I do need it I'm com back I'm coming back to you oh she's low I'm nearly dead all right this is going to be hard one let's keep hugging this wall Winky's doing that's a good idea he's on me nice that will threaten them wiy no pushing go back and heal sorry I have no gold knock down res them now res them now I got a ky Shi oh my God cover me cover us Alissa pop off Queen okay that's too many they all went for us they every single Squad went for us every Squad went for us that was crazy there was guys in the roof and middle all jumping for us they were like is thata Queen of the clutches we need to kill her now I received 100 premium currency that's crazy we were 10 seconds off winning guys by the way 10 whole seconds I'm going to buy one Apex pack a bronze two Alysa got us a battlecry to bring us back winky yes let's go what a battlecry I'm going to go City where we die instantly I'm reinvigorated more I usually drink 10 shots for um these videos but it's over 10 now it's going to go over 10 so it's going to start hitting so hard everyone oh list watch out there's people in the building there's no such thing I found no gun I got a gun yippe yippi everyone run to the east I want a HSP yummy I want everything in here bre hey be quiet win she's being friendly with Arie sleeps on me all right I'm as friendly as can be with that little thing oh yeah I do have a picture of that somewhere guys what do you think about this picture of Winky on Arch I mean um oh my God winky on Archie you'd kill him no it's it's just scien he's not wrong he's not wrong if I was an AR kill is that evil if any human was an arch he that kill him he's like the most breakable child he's s he's a little boy Brad he's so small get off my loot table wiy my processing capabilities and myind is going down I think that was our last good chance he really wants the pets today I want to Pat the Cat my door is to visit closed oh when you guys get back from from Japan but I want to come to everyone in the comments when do you want winky to see us again everyone in the comments when do you want winky to see us again why are you leaving up to them I'm sorry I don't respect them wiy I really want to play Starcraft after but we oh this is trouble I have no ammo that's really funny keep fighting the good fight push him on me I'm gone on me on me help me help mea all right thank you thank you for helping me thanks for the d l l you can take the credit for the D come on oh someone help me there's one more me there's a horizon there's an evil Horizon all of them are disgusting horizon horizon disgusting being bed that's me there she is being B at she's jittering what was that she's just jumping around like her do that my you know being a rookie player Lista this is a rookie Lobby I don't know if you know this is what bronze people do nowadays oh God people it's starting to hit me everyone I'm so sorry if I stop performing I found a person in we have to save him but I'm far away I got to I got to we're looting we're loting we're not with you I'm sorry for repeating myself they're not super close but Wink's dead oh good [ __ ] all right on theof one HP The Blood Hound I'm distracting him get the cover save him help Lissa I'm down I'm down he's on the left left where I left and your left is different that's a good point Arie just stepped on me Archie stepping on women yeah pick pick him up there you go oh double he Shi that Meed double the power right Wy rro ragy R ragy ragy let me go ragy raag me help me I'm being ramped on help her out help I got one I got one oh my God Lissa nice you Queen are the clutch Queen which with the with the crutches you you're calling her disabled BR yeah that really gets me going you know disable people rad yep sorry I do need more am thank you for the I'm so grateful I'm so grateful I need syringes come get here winky win I'm coming for the syring yies oh go I'm going to die if we don't follow me now yummy everyone Zippy let's go all the we die the Ring's closing it's round two I'm using an r99 that's going to be nerfed I me already don't use that I know I know you big idiot you big you literally said that I remember literally I remember when it was good you literally said that it was going to be nerfed there's a Lo here and I only know of one Lobo me what that's not loo I'm going for it follow me ASAP oh I'm dead it just like move in the B's thaty oh okay I was I didn't realize we had that I'm a sneaky aaman wait I crack them what the hell yep oh I'm coming oh no wait there's more yeah I know right Jesus what was that budy you all right like what's going on there bud I [Music] that I is not I ever I know I know I just I fully expect myself to die and I lived maybe partly cuz of Alysa bloody clutching it there m nice nice job fire is hitting me it's actually hitting me like I I that's why I laugh so hard because like I didn't even know what I was doing and I killed them where did those people go what the heck could be a solo hiding behind us let's get to the ring here hold where winky is and look behind us okay good job them oh yeah they're coming to us yeah I reckon they tried to go for a res but yeah yeah yeah I knew I could trust someone like you we hold here might be three might be three everyone to the ring don't use your all wait where did that go that went to the next territory it hit someone right C fora wait here wait here everyone with me wait I oh he died for the ring oh my my tummy's hurting Elissa you remember that that's how I throw up um I don't want to I got to keep drinking told me see thank you Lisa I wi got to keep drinking like we said remember yeah what wait everyone on me now you've got to Dr like we said what you bloody run from Ronald wey with me now now hold this whole High Ground hold this whole hog just hold me hold me I'll hide I'll hold where are they there's the shoot shoot the shoot the ra okay push her she's s she's no I don't think we need she I'm pushing no NOP okay pull it back to win there's too many other people around don't push one's clustering over there there's people on us there's people on us huh I'm dropping down the bottom I'm dropping down the bottom everyone's to the bottom oh no all right yeah they're definitely a rookie by the way definitely winky um Good Luck no winky come here here now here now winky I'm on a weir floor thing second floor second floor I'm coming over there where you are you have just enough time now don't do the Phoenix don't do the Phoenix okay luck we have just enough time thank you Lissa oh no oh no Brad Brad Brad I just say was that rookie like let's push The Wraith let's push The Wraith and I'm like there's literally people on us right now I didn't realize I don't have like awareness of the self right now I don't have ears literally that was amazing though of course the solo killed me wait I could I just shot them oh my God that's me I'm the Champion TSM that's me I'm in TSM all right wa check out this jump everyone ready you won't expect where I go next oh no good luck everyone we'll go on this side of it oh I'm so numb that's mine that's mine crawling in my skin I am crawling in his skin when did I have the octane alom when are you octane my mouth keeps like they're on us going crazy there is some rookies on us right guys wait the rookie from the hit the rookie can weing other people yeah I don't remember that's a good gun all right let's go Wiki Alissa got a kill she popped off she like hit every shot Zig zigzag Z zag zig zag no no no no no it can't hit me it's been 3 years it's I've never been drunk in my life I only been drunk in the videos right guys wait sure that actually might be true I actually don't think I've been actually drunk in ah you pretty bad I was there last not Asad if I drink more than this that'll be way worse than the than than the winky anyways what were we talking about let me let me grab that I got to wait so if I've had four kind of does sound like part rockers 11 12 13 I party rockers in I think I've had 13 shots we lose wait here no that's ler sorry one pack a day what am I that's I'll grab it I'll grab it I'll grab it oh not I've already got it today come get me this is heirloom loot you're going to get yourself a craber from this I already okay I've got five hes 17 M's and 54 s's left to get that treasure pack I don't know what that means there lims what keep ping him no no I'm actually going back guys I'm getting that e remember was it actually good no for someone like me who's drunk right now yes I'm officially hitting the territory of the territory the the the the en the he's having a strike take him to the hospital Alissa where's the closest hospital all an ambulance but not for for [Laughter] me guys I'm purle already why you not on my belel oh my God my stomach Al so I need you to do your Technique to it what I need you to do your classic technique to it my stomach really on the close on the edge of it I need to drink nothing else for the next bloody hour or something I am off the chop I still not how a muscle memory grapple and stuff like thaty what are you who's IG Ling Elsa how many drinks have you had I don't know Elsa Shield shell Ela Shield cell oh my God you cannot speak right now bro enemy Ela got them like the pigs they are they took your weapon I know they may be Predators but we are the Defenders of the schools oh no I threw my grenade take that bow whoever is Marksman oh that's me really did you leave it here oh my God my stomach ow I'll get you guys some purple armor protect me they went in that Bloody building by the way wiy that zip line goes up to there so that's why they're up there if you can bow them in the face hit one head shot very nice ah there we go there's a zip line up there take my zip line and I mean not a zip line in the other thing am I missing hit 170 we're not with you that's all right that's all right I almost killed one I'm going the other side I what happened I almost killed them I think if we all go up there we win I recall correctly I broke a shield I think I killed them I think I killed them hey I'm helping you out a lot right now no I know my my guns at Hammer Point does extra damage to um LP targets let drop down the bottom they're healing did you say that wait your character said there's another Squad no they didn't yes it did ow ow it's like how do I describe the pain right now it's like it's like this a remember when lais lais was having a parasite and he off ate parasites oh that's that's not normal what a what a gun oh here yeah where I pinged where I pinged where I pinged this is better because this is over there the cleaner there's enemies in that building I need you to guy guys to also a guy to my left are they out in the oh here three three I count numbers use to crypto roll wait that's don't worry it's fine I got a shield bread one cracks let's go I'm going right in there the other squad's shooting as well sir which yep you got un back think you take my Supply and how am I missing no don't mind just just you're your OCT zip I mean uh St St I almost killed Bangalore got I killed bang everyone everyone a winky shot one yeah wait wow good someone's flying oh all right we're getting out of here I know I just I'm like it hurts it hurts so bad it like my stomach is inflated like um pyro cynical um inflation fetish very hot by the way very very connoisseur of you py I'm sure a lot of people agree with you right right py right I saw you one day and you're like I love my I love my fetishes and I'm like pyro that's a bit weird I saw I saw the Pyro and he was like man these inflations are in and I'm like papy the economy is inflated and he's like no I don't like it when it's people inflated two of me one's cracked one's cracked one crack ping him ping him ping them right here where are they nice where are they one more where are they that's that's mine come here I want to slap your booty gun anyways so we were talking about inflation hey I don't wish to talk about here in this chat that's a window thank you for helping me oh why were they standing and looking at you winky I think I killed they wanted to kill me had that bow they want there enemy yes where out the window oh am I seriously more crunked than you guys right now there's no way hey I helped you out like a buttload don't even pull me out crunked as in drunk not not like Ping off like they were both standing still I was like if I was down you would done the exact same thing I Alissa Alissa I need you they're in the building oh I'm going to scan the enemies will be here make use of information list okay wait wherever they are okay there you go but I look at the map I did something it shows 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 17 other players than us I there's two men hiding in a building somewhere I just please tell me which building to go I cannot think right now it's what wait no one keep flying oh yeah they're fine they're flying on them they're fing on them ping a zip line I will zip to the line you you octane is so good right now winky thank you you learn about the toe good job winky course what am I an idiot please take a break here I need to go get some water I know I'm so close to throwing I all feel so better after who's that little guy why do you why cuz my tummy with IBS yeah well you should know better I don't you do this every time I know need a really good bet I can't there's nothing in me there no gas just it's just like inflation it's just pyro pyro people somewhere up here I'm pering AER it's like some little lesbian boy inside my stomach right now you really good B really good B I can't I actually can't I know I can what did you just say he's called him like people called him a lesbian boy so that's canical someone get the Evo Harvester oh no I've only got six more bullets what is that one what's his page what what's his next care package is it another bow I need another bow I know they're up here no they're not I got to make you guys red I broke another one I sure you did I almost killed one in front of us bread straight ahead I don't see any pings I have ped it almost killed it oh the L pushing slowly need to heal what run on me one on me one on me do a finish all that's it that's it that's dead that's not I need another we talking about wolves inflation no h you know the uh down down price no that's that's Co oh I want that a you no you take it you take it I'm good oh I like to use these weapon wait no there's a new boow oh we can rest at this rock to be honest or I can fly us I'm on four I was asleep remember that guys like I got an Evac Tower if you want it you enem just here I have contact the visual I am you're Champion BR take this what going y Brad what are you doing he said take the adelade okay what is happening they all shoting I I don't know just get to a couple other team's coming wait what huh there's no way we won that that's oh my God there's no way and brother's in pain the entire time that's phenomenal way I'm not GNA help you you know what's funny there I'm actually fine no I don't want to look at your vomit no honestly this is the best time I've ever had in my life my God God bro what he does this every time I'm ready I'm going go good let's go I found an Nemesis didn't you say that was the gun that made me win sure yeah it was was it yeah it was and the other gun mosam no a shotgun uh Eva Eva not Peacekeeper with disruptors no NE now that I'm feeling a bit little bit better guess what guys say like [Music] what Mickey Mouse I don't know the reference it would be nice if got told the whole thing I sent it we got to watch it it's a 10 minute video guys I'm not feeling completely recovered but I'm able to talk now should I drink more that's that's a shame should I drink more no it's a shame you're able to talk should I drink more Alysa no but okay when I started to bile and got the Pyro cynical out of me got him but I'm dead I almost killed that guy good trade Horizon's on me me almost killed sear you run around the corner nice on the roof yeah here he dropped down ah there's a woman I cracked there I cracked heroad thank you I don't know what to do about women ralisa my maale what huh yeah she's got my I mean he's got my back [Music] I just was a delayed reaction did you say I use the bo check I'll take the I'll take the bo check no you use the Eva you you fool I'll take the bo check again oh no I'm going to die help me all right I'm coming I'm oh my God you're so far away yeah he is I saw someone stand still on loot my Immaculate is is ruined can you speak English for once I see a potato oh what I saw a potato Loot and kill the they look like let's go this way they're hiding from us why are they scared of Alyssa's big ABS I know I am that anything intimidate crack one thing intimidates me when I'm so my weapon overheated oh it's another team the team no dying oh he's he's half he's half Shield um there's more why is there a it's potato run let's go again it was I believe it was the Smurf Squad let's see default Horizon default Maggie and default Pathfinder let's go gamers ke since this is your absolute second last match where did we goad and there's no team we can drop in but if there's a team we have I remember that you know what's funny I feel better than the the match we going down the butthole I I feel better what where all right round one blo hunda says I don't have a oh no I'm [Music] lagging wait where where are they where are they how many was that what did we get Alissa [ __ ] I mean look there's a blue knockdown that helps in many cases I need shotgun ammo not this crap I got one almost got another I killed two I did my job next ring I mean oh you a okay this is kind of scary they like to out of ammo thank you g just I need that gold helmet thank you this was not worth it I remember when it used to I need shotgun ammo so badly it used to have like gold armor and stuff but now we're all [Music] using may I have all that don't worry s will get you all that too do you guys remember Alysa yes of course I do I remember seeing her the other day she lives in your house with you guys live together is this true Alissa Alissa are you therea can you give me another shot no why I'm fine it was just a stomach issue I'm fine see I'm fine is the worst kind of descriptor for anything how I'm fine I've never had a bat oh yes I'm fine let me take another shot then go throw up it was blue and green Green's my favorite color like that's an excuse it was it had like Leaf what did I have today you ate a burger that was from the burger burger bur I had a bit of ameran in me and I went burer with some wag that's my winky on me all right I think this enem is near us where L's Lowes was there L dude I had no clue there was enemies near but this this perk called um called called finding the L no no no hold up field research and it gains access to survey beacons and I found out where they were wow aren't you special now if we lose this right here winky is banned from living in the building wait for this guy help me out oh my God me out where are they I down one battery battery battery see battery battery behind the car I yeah I didn't hurt them really anyways 2v one pushing together they're low they're so low they're here they're here they outside I die in however many seconds it says on me I go backpack it's all right thank you you mean um knock down even I know what that is ly shut I haven't played the game in years so fair enough thank you Lissa honestly Lissa what good job oh that didn't sound good that really didn't sound good here comes VA key L need some stuff what is that I don't know 3 2 1 vault is open Oh that's oh it actually get us yeah oh that's actually huge yeah I'm red now hey why' you take that it was there I clutched it oh well I just saw a thing and I grabbed it I'm so sorry winky I know you're very precious you're precious boy wait what I take you already have a gold helmet winky I'm talking about that gold box those some people over there all right alysa's got the knockdown they're hit for 10 they're so lit zil Brad's going in there there's people shooting at me all right come back come back come back one down let's get the next next two there's people there's a blood ham pushing our wait what I don't want them to revive the kill like that because otherwise they'll steal my kill whatever it's called very good shot I am right on I boom boom here boom brother doesn't mean I down the lifeline because I heard three of them and then like wait where's the rest of them I think oh they're they're near you braad oh my Godard him oh I'm dead all right everyone start healing they're going to get shot from behind should we just leave yeah right it's aing oh good job winky let's finish him off I need that loot one more one more one more ow that's my wingman man come back here got him yeah I got him don't worry you need to heal like like get out how do I get that low wait sh was that more than three no that's my loot give that to me that's mine it's mine it's mine it's my w loot I it's the W kill okay oh she's already thinking of the brain dude alysa's brain is so Supple I love it what huh you know like tasty your [Laughter] back sounds like any more water of them all yes let's call a brain Supple M like it's full of the the cells like Shield like these things brain these things I didn't remember these things you remember you remember these things guys do you allow do you allow Brad to squeeze your brain is this he knows you know we kill that gibby team nah it didn't winky I me wiky said a question to you answer it she answered it I I literally I did all I got a wingman yay I don't wait yes I do oh I wanted it I tried to change skin I don't know where they went they took a bar check there's some check people here there's a checken chicken to right what hand no is not I don't know where they are huh ah I po I popped that on you Brad oh okay it's warm in here no it's warm and slow in here how do I Shield thank you Inky you are so there's someone with a bow over there too they they zip led up here easy head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot oh head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot head shot W he's going for it wait no one oh God I'm going for him it's just the right left it's just the right left I can't hit anything I'm sorry Lista I'm going to die please don't um maybe where are they ala yes good the ring it's round four the Ring The Ring I got you zipline zipline round four that hurts there's one other team left I saw the ring coming and I looked and I was like down the the ring on the the ring dang I can't tell unless it's a pain I know I'm helping him being distraction but I can't is that themb wait where oh they're down there let's do it let's [Music] win she's almost cracked nice yes nicely winky let's get a teabag from [Applause] you I just very well [Laughter] done nice IG out there very nice oh my God you popped off had 957 damage hey you can't say that list I had 951 we did the same that's so true you guys popped off we did as a team right oh it's SP over me how do we win that wasn't I like losing it's a my igl skills and my balls to go deep you keep you keep it up okay whatever you're doing bro my balls to go never been deeper winky I love your deep balls oh way whoa Alissa come on balls are burn like let's be real here so have we been um rolling against Masters and predators cuz God damn oh Nemesis we've won a but that's how I won the game no it's wait no I I won the game I won game with Nemesis I won the game no ala ala ala won us the game Alysa won us the game sniping that's so true she got the head shot yeah I should have drunk that no I'm fine what where where re low slow I don't have a ping I I need a they ran away they ran away pleas a red thing okay I got it Amo though one's cracked over there where on that side probably two in here [Music] P finishing time let's go my gamer oh that was beautiful we wait why you all of them this is my box yeah it's all of them yeah there's one more no we killed two of them Brad this oh my God okay but okay let's go thank you for the ammo I'll get that helmet I need my little special helmet right now to keep me protected wait I had a flashback to this area being different it was like a building of some sort and then it changed with I'm so confused was there no one more all right I'm drinking more I'm drinking more but I never saw them maybe you split off from them well I think this door out here that open but shot let's go somebody loed this house in front of us maybe it I have a p out Nemesis so oh how'd you get here it's like this anyways I got to get this thing so I can find out where they are I'm going further bye Brad that's what worries I'll tell you if there's enemies near you wherever they are they're there oh there's one wait there's one here I see them I have eye contact visuals oh Winky no he's fine good keep using his small Shields oh that that's really what he's coming he's coming coming I'm wait we're not in cover I mean you're not cover there two on me there's two on me ping ping help not dead they're coming got him this way here c one got one all right got him I did it BR I did it scary thank you winky honestly W if you went there I was screwed I was screwed about you hello oh my God what you're just looting for like 5 hours now I'm just here dead listen look at me look at me deep in my eyes okay can you you just it's robotic as well guys can we not this here I need to just like I could get 100% charge on that guys what thank you for the AL list that's so much ammo anyways we got ourselves um Apex Legends oh wait oh no I'm not ready for this they on me that guy's bring sh one on me one on me Party On Me Party on me trying to kill me a there's two on my body two on my body there's two on my body they're coming up the [Music] stairs what's wrong wait someone El they're being shot at by someone else are they oh I'm falling back go in you can push up find is low was there anyone else no find her in blood hand blood hand's one I'm going to die go back then failed huh a Pathfinder has his shield back but that's all it's Blue Shield Imperial hell no he's here run oh is that the real one [Laughter] no recover my banner oh I can't I don't have any meds I got you please don't die in there oh he's so low he's on me no he'll probably to ring bread bloody Imperial why did you think you said the call out Imperial hell and you like said Imperial okay I did not say that I did not say you were so afraid oh my God I didn't know you had like a genuine fear I was playing controller and he switched to controller so thought I was going to get one beamed oh my God I'm going to get hit by it can't what you have just enough time find the mobile yep do it ASAP ASAP ASAP anything else anywhere doesn't matter she should run anyway what are you actually from here no I'm dead oh my God a drunk all right we win guys if you want to see more I'm going to take another shot right now uh latest remember to subscribe yippee yippee

Channel: Zylbrad

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Keywords: apex legends, zylbrad, funny, drunk, ranked, rookie, silver, bronze, gameplay, satire, parody, pathfinder, loba, best, moments, legendary, skin, heirloom

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Length: 84min 4sec (5044 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 16 2024