The Mighty Boosh Live at Brixton

[Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] she overshot the runway Hey bricks the new cheeky [ __ ] how you doing in the top shelf [Applause] butcher tapas oh nice trophy how you did in the lower shell [Applause] what about just you Oh everyone in everyone okay yeah yeah yeah you will let you hold in your right yeah okay yeah sure do you need anything I mean I could you I could rustle you up a quiche or I'll get on that hey good these cases are good he puts a lego in them okay everyone's in everyone's then let's do it oh you guys where have you been we've all been waiting for you okay she hid under a fringe get away from me you ready yeah I'm ready let's do it hmm check me out [Music] [Applause] our food jazz maverick [Music] no list cyclists writer of the penny farthing stop collect age 61 fifteen seven special features the tiny eyes of a shrew Howard moon [Applause] yeah [Music] the boy is in acing the applause if he does that me rice and crunchy it was it was it crunching here getting the light Thanks Vince noir electro [Applause] well we did never eat another man's applause oh that's very rich that fruitcake I feel all bilious rich for you [Applause] hey baby you go to the bathroom yeah the couch slowly works out in my own good time I'm moving fast for no [ __ ] you might be filming a DVD I'm taking my time you're of it now there is no I'm cutting out slow walking fool we got a crazy show coming up for you touch me what don't touch me it's such a joke yeah I'm not joking well never touch me okay not when we're on stage not when we're off stage backstage not when we're out buying hammocks never touch me sir we do do that a lot I never touched me okay Hey look seriously I'm gonna get the Phantom out as we got a bit of fan mail we should check it out oh okay so you keep things ticking over yeah well work the room yeah you work it up yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna go off like this [Music] hey hey where you from so yeah alright coming at you like a beam like a ray like a laser like a beam of light in the night I'm like lightning coming at you like a Kestrel oh yeah how you doing everyone hello there small child hello you might want to cover his ears for some of the show not doing anything rude it's just his ears are a bit weird you could just cover them put me off slightly heyy well you're from just around there between those two bits of fabric doing so in the nippers again Hey look at this let that melt jealous there yeah this one's for me and this one's for you hey no good this one's for me as well have a little look see what the fans are saying dear Vince I think you are so amazing and brilliant and your hair is so big and tall and nice and I really like you the only thing is is why do you have to have your dad in the show as a novel it's just screaming that quite abstract yeah well you know I get fan mail alright so yeah it's not a quantity of the fan mail it's the quality of the fan that's what I say it's like this it is this this came to me this piece of farm I came to me this only this very morn and uh I'm bringing morn back as a figure of speech this came to me the sperm on oh that's their ponds no sir man is arrived good lover check it out check it out do you have it if you ever come near me again I will call the booth it's me I mixed a up this is the one I meant to read there this is from none other than Tom Paulin ladies and gentlemen : yes you know there is this is you know its intellectual oh yeah man of letters all around you know and made of letters yeah this is from him oh yeah check out a diría Howard just wanted to drop you Lance is a four year performance in the mighty boosh with the Bears praising her sincerely tell Polly Tom Pauling to me to me yeah that's good what's this little bit Ares very damn bit what is it don't read it possibly have a same photograph sounds of it weird and they creepy Tom creepy Tom Tom Tom anyway you've been since the tele show even alright I've been real good sir real good yeah heli show yeah you ten mentally yeah I'll be good yeah very busy you know working on my theater skills training myself up for the you know this run working on the ancient art of mime you know so check me out yeah I'm in a chimney do that I'm next to a log chaffinch can only do that once yeah I've been busy you know working myself yeah I'm their theatre department you know I mean building up my theater muscles yeah so I mean busy being busy that's way then that's weird that you should say that cuz I was walking through Camden the other day and I saw you in a skip weeping that was an art piece that I was was yeah yeah yeah we had like a shirt entire but who pants or trousers oh yeah too much for you was it that's what I do you know my mother eating much it's quite it's trying to be up again it's a shock I take my work into the streets you know just do stuff in theaters this is my old school for me you know yeah I'll go out into the streets in might work you can't put me in a box put me in a box I'll break out in the box you know if you put a boundary around me I'll eat the boundary and wash it down with a cup of hot steaming rules now coming at you like a beam like a tree like a buzzard swooping about you don't mean pecking at the boundaries so at work that sounds electric yeah what have you been up to then well pretty much right after the tele show I invented this game for excellent checklist sir right I'm then in a game called Pelt the rabbit in his big white folks Jacob you know the title alone is pretty cool but wait till you all happens right you in here right or wherever but in a by a windmill in ameri and this massive rabbit comes in he's got a really massive face he's afraid he's got that oh and he's quite always that six foot and he comes running towards you you got like they're getting get away from him or like Pelt him with coins or sunflower seeds or take your Chelsea boot off and just take him out cause if he catches you it just froze you on the floor and rapes you it's not a game is it that's just a sequence of events sequence of horrific events culminating in a range yes it's a game and it's not an ordinary rape it's a rabbit rape so terrific bunny bumming sure mvgame what there's no strategy course there's a strategy why what is it oh you know the thing with it is you never know when he's gonna come dear when he's gonna arrive easy he might come in an hour he might come in two hours he might come in a month he might come in a year might come in 14 minutes what if he's ill he's got a brothel it's exactly like him he's worse the two if anything he's more powerful and vigorous never get away from him if it's his brother you might as well just sit there but up north flag this isn't the show by the way just this is just you know a little bit of idle banter up top the show is all back yeah that's a tiny bit of a show man I can feel it kind of share its lively tonight sure sure did I dream that as if it was real we got some stuff lined up for you it's different every night yes I thought what we should do really before unleashing that is warm up a little bit so I've heard you know again get ourselves into the theater mode I've I've written a small piece of theater which we can do right here right now so a small piece a pouch a pout and a pouch of 50 a powerful pouch they do call you the fair wallaby yes they do that's how I type this is that something I've created in there I'd like to do it now we can all get warmed up yeah you know if we didn't warm up no way you could strain a theater muscle or something so you know you might fracture your eyes there so it'd be we don't want that so yeah why should I do well you can be in it y-yeah really can you act no I act no really nice that was me acting then I missed the rule Nino still no no no not even through you nice little kiss jacket never touch me what should I do get ready I'll introduce it yeah yeah all right cool I'm going off like this Oh monkey hands and frozen eggs monkey hands and frozen eggs the ultimate combination [Applause] oh okay right well this is a little piece now that I've written myself with a pen and it's some it's set in Russia turn of the century know what you thinking don't think that because this is dark penetrating theater please enjoy a piece I've written called simply pies [Applause] this is [ __ ] ridiculous have your minds [Music] would you like a pie No [Music] but it is a goodbye nevertheless last time you came with high packet into it with my tiny pie cutter a millions of birds were out hitting me the island temples [Music] [Music] while you're not lack bye-bye [Music] [Music] Oh big boy - Tori Wiley [Music] [Music] [Music] thanks a lot [Music] [Applause] penetrating theater thank you it's good and they kind of paid duck anyway wait you're the front man they're behind ya what's that he plays give us a click Oh he's quite good at those it's really good at yeah he's a dab hand so right well it's time to move on now to Phase two point nine of the evening which is my favorite weights where we introduce you to the guests that people are gonna be meeting in the show we got some great people ah we got Daley Thompson it's gonna come down he's gonna saw a calculator in her to see where the numbers live oh yeah and he's gonna shave his mustache off to reveal a tattoo of a mustache so Haley so but before that I didn't want to peak too soon we're gonna have a guest now a great guy a man who a great friend of mine a great friend of yours not a friend of yours sadly hates you you know why you chose to sit so close to the font really because I mean bit weird considering everything that's happened between you and there the hatred has been brewing but that aside please welcome to the stage Naboo the enigma [Applause] lucky em is that humor in a turban look at that what's going on in that mind nobody knows you could be wrestling with the dilemmas of time itself solving the riddles of the universe deep stuff as ever listen um I have a partner delay Sheila's room Naboo the enigma what are you doing in I warned you grasses hammer back on you [Applause] a lesson [Applause] to fill a big man he ready Phoenix guests can match spree make you feel welcome below [Applause] Hey long time no see hello top shelf I like the bottom shelf too don't worry look at your hair looks wicked while I'm there Beirut loose stuff yeah I made a bit of an effort tonight but the gel with the most product I'm good looks lovely it's quite modest the way that it it's how you fit any my father even good been busy even been good been busy since the TV show Wow very busy I had I had audition for Peter Jackson yeah what's he doing these days he's thinking of we make him King Tom he's thinking of remaking is he yeah yeah when did you do the audition well it does quite the while ago you know but these things it took time yeah you get out of the house much these days but over you know not really I kinda sit at home learning my lines waiting for Peter to call me right you know it's already been what huh hey way from I think he loved me yeah but he loves you I just think he hasn't made his mind up yet yeah taste taking his time but I think he's keeping an eye on me oh yeah and I'm not overly sure I think Peter might be in tonight sitting up the back here but this your I saw him in the bar earlier eating a flapjack it does what I flex do you mind if I do a bit the funny business for PETA funny business well you know the audition it was quite serious I'd like to show Peter Paulo's funny side maybe do a bit to stand up yeah okay yeah I'll get a mic yeah yeah bring you up thank you all professional yeah okay cool that's quite exciting does the bundle you are here it's been dealt with look at all these scenes he had to sit my dad to find I did okay so follow have you ever done stand-up before no you feeling confident no okay if you're in for a treat tonight mate he's got some tight one-liners he's a little bit saucy in places don't let that put you off here he is follow the start now [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I was I was I was in the supermarket the other day and I know how to shop in Chile and I was I was pushing it along and had the wonky wheel and and I pushed it along a bit and he went a bit to the left and so I pushed it to be for her and they want to be further to the left and I pushed Italy to be further still and it went even further to the left and in the end I kind of ended up back where I was in the first place [Applause] [Music] he is is another one a very funny thing happened to me on the way here tonight yes it did it was a man come up to me and he said he said bolo he said oh hang on was it a man I'm sorry I mocked it up think it might have been a lady let me start again basically this person and I said Paulo that's definitely a question so sure or you got yourself London area make sure that [Music] that bunt well what happened all right went brilliantly you did three hours I carried you around he didn't coach here amazes what was Peter laughing I spat flapjack ball on his legs [Applause] okay well there you go that's your mat naboo you've met bolo you may everyone's gonna be in the show it's time to do the show you're Mary always gonna be in it [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] do me [Applause] ah [Applause] ah I just pop the one just shake it on the piss-stained good to have you on board the bobbin expect to see but so well you've been good well you've been out to fill us in well as you probably read in all the tabloids I'm 18 months pregnant I got a bun in the oven nice work nice work who's the dad it's Tom anything else you've been up to oh yeah I started this underwater Language Academy yeah check this out Russell how are you what's going on with you or whatever bub well thank you thank you please [Applause] anything else you've been doing that's in the script oh yeah oh yeah that that black and white thing I got in the mail yeah with the words on it the devil scratchings yeah I was in this detective show in the u.s. called big leg yeah big leg yeah you know how detectives have disabilities you know like Ironsides he sits in a rolling chair and that Murder She Wrote lady is a nymphomaniac where's the murderer I'm fingers on fire and Columbo likes to [ __ ] his raincoat and give it to his wife one more question oh here honey give that to the dry cleaner so I've got a glass like that way yeah you don't know where that shit's going it's like a sprinkler honey all right right all brixton big leg yeah yeah what's his old angle on the detective genre I'm glad you asked I bet you are [Laughter] big leg has a big [ __ ] leg right he sits in the cop station right you know he's like smoking a big cigar he's dabbling his balls with a moist towelette you know while his leg goes out for miles around kicking ass to fight crime here you go burglar he go embezzler come on into the station puffle I hate whites that was my catchphrase hey whites way old boys okay well that's a that sounds good well we look forward to seeing that yeah yeah we're gonna do a show now so nose you want to I can't wait I love to act well check me out I'm an actor I know what to say okay well I'll try and find a place for that sort of stuff yeah okay you ready we're gonna do it so you gonna get backstage we're gonna oh one more thing I'd love to just warm up in front of the audience if that's okay yeah but faso is he a genius or is it or is he a [ __ ] i marinus are you they're leeches [Music] Oh Winston give it to me Preston give it up give it up give it up oh yeah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] well possible there is a light-blue [ __ ] okay well I see you've met everyone's gonna be in the show time to do the show now and yeah yeah cool let's go let's do it yes what's that you changed it all top of yeah you like this nice simple design yeah yeah exactly [Laughter] [Music] view from a 50s car to feel that feel it pull it give it a pull that your battery is right back into place doesn't it weirdly enough lets you breathe better so expensive I haven't it that's all reasonably price to do in the foyer you lack in that yeah yeah I got my I got my own Vince Tamar action dice range yeah well I've got I've got a range of merchandise coming out don't worry about that the Howard moon range I've got a hot range of bassoon cases coming out yeah for the bassoon players in the crowd tonight get [ __ ] if you're lucky yeah we had to cancel that although that wasn't really working out aspects of the motion those we're talking about we had to capsule that was a surefire thing well uh what about the what about the trumpet shock we didn't even know what the trumpets that was I don't see what the trumpet suck was I told you time and time again you know a soccer knitted sock for the trumpet you're going out on a picnic you don't want to take the full trumpet case so you take you the also didn't crochet trumpet song no no it's just you know it's a lightweight sort of trumpet sock you know it comes in a range of colors you've got brown you've got your beige you got your muffin you got your nutmeg you don't have any nutmeg great shave Trump its that's right we had to cancel that foolish but don't worry we had some ideas yeah and we came up with some merchandise for you that you can wear on stage as well yeah yeah check this sir look at this how a moon yeah see look at this the held moon pink funky pants alcohol away we want to see how it in these there [Applause] get your northern pins this isn't an issue about my legs I have that good look but that's not the issue you know I'm gonna I'm gonna shut it you tart I'm an artist you know I've got poise and dignity yeah I'm not doing that school okay I understand where you come from I've got poise and dignity so we got I'm gonna say let's do it okay okay you ready for the show [Applause] [Music] it's a little piece that we've written for you I hope you enjoy it it's simply called the ruby of Cocoon do [Music] [Applause] [Music] the Arctic tundra using some cheats 10,000 years ago [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'll come on again yes thanks mom [Applause] oh you know I've got the moves they call me dr. mime hello and a booze knick knacks hi the booze not here at the moment but I am so any queries you do have justify them straight at me Howard moon yeah we don't have any of those I'm afraid no what we do have though is some very interesting in rare jazz LPS which I brought to the store hello now must have gone in a tunnel [Applause] sweep it some big one sweep optimind shards where are like around all around watch your eyes my hospital see the mind doctor hey how are you you're good yeah I'm ready good yeah he's ugly thing yeah not as yeah but surely days 30 days 30 days yeah yep even trying to flog your moody jazz records yeah if anyone's buying this record look how big E's faces why should that be a problem that's very big face Edison one of the biggest faces in bebop one of the biggest yeah I mean there's a there's a big opinion was toots enormous face telemon's yeah him up well don't you worry about it here cuz I've got these things these are gonna fly up the shelves the end the boot it's gonna love us check these [ __ ] out yeah were they weeks of my own hair how cool come on look mm not only a nice Irish yeah and it kind of Mick Jagger Joan Jett stick of the dumper yeah but when you put one on they transform you into a pop star like me maybe you're not a pasta are you working a shot with me yeah but I'm gonna be [Applause] new little tart yeah well you know I've got dreams too I'm not gonna spear a shopkeeper my entire life check me out yeah believe it shut it and listen [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh [Applause] [Music] yes indeed anyway enough of the shenanigans why were you late for work this morn was i late for I miss that man this fan on well I'll tell you I basically what happen right I was in bed last night it's really weird and I was a little tux up and we'll do bears really nice ones just not enough yeah when this Kingfisher came in he was massive his body was about that wide yeah but yet man's legs so talk about that we had a king for a really long week can he just nail on mirror and just pet me like that really tiny pets right in the bridge of the nose all night I couldn't sleep okay fair enough I know are you were late for work this morning I know why because when I got up you were looking in the mirror yeah when they left the house he was still looking in the mirror and you had a mirror ball suit on yeah and you were trapped in your own reflection you know you're like a budgie I'm not like a budgie I mean why can't you just take a leaf out of my wardrobe huh see what I do when I get going on there this is what I do get up of them on slip into some nice sneaky trues pop on a nice muted shirt strap on a couple of radio mics and I'm away why does it take you so long to get ready ever got down cotton-picking Mon oh this morning the reason it took so long is because I was waiting for this and it came this morning waiting for it for six weeks right what is it check it out it's a new hairdryer it's the new Jean Claude jacket dryer designer yeah [Applause] oh boy take the faster coin sausage in the pocket to me bum back take it similar to Japan to the man with a plan cookie never heard of him well you will out soon because not only does it fold away but it's the most powerful hair dryer in Europe check it out come on that's left the ticket for excellent [Applause] [Music] Jack the TV that is a powerful hairdryer watch out whoa that's the third time this we have nearly killed the innocent girl well ironically she's the killer what batches a spawn she's McGinty punches McGinty renowned killer how does she kill people with the chapel chop dollies straight in the eye yeah leave I thought he was the killer he had a target on his chest and everything he was just a mud I've killed one of my own it's no way go on don't do it Mitch don't blow dry your own brains they're gonna have to put a call in to Weller and smooth out over anyway look handsome in this question yeah why do I have to open up shop every day why do I have to do that why me cuz the only one who's trained in my him that is true actually cup of tea yeah [Applause] [Music] sugar I left too nice careful that's piping hot Oh sweep up the shard sweep up the shards watch your eyes I say forget it well it's a customer there's a car assume the position the other one I am dr. Henry J sexually frustrated puppet [ __ ] [Applause] yes that's my name III believe it's German world renowned archaeologist I love archaeology it makes me feel like a topless puppy who dishes hello I'm looking for Nobu yeah well good well sir you are the light now he wasn't here at the moment he's out buying rugs in Quebec but I'm here so I'm fully qualified to look at this sort of archaeological stuff so I could have a look at it and open the box no one knows what's inside could be crisis or unimaginable evil oh look weakness yeah how Cola line I made from my old hair to like this amazing you like those if you like those you might be interested in these these are some very rare jazz LPS I picked up on the continent this one is Freddie Hubbard live at the Black Hawk now Freddie was one of the foremost bebop trum players of his generation in fact he's more post pop really rather than even bebop but it was incredible credible trumpet player I'll take that as a no anyway witless yeah how cool are they yeah not only do they make you look stylish but when you put them on they transform you into a pop star why I've always wanted to be a pop star pop one on [Applause] digging up Hey [Applause] that was 700 thousand euros please very well oh one no cheek hmm well I'm off to be a pop star I thought you an archaeologist [ __ ] archaeology good days house yeah speed huh there's some of the strangest acting I've ever seen what he's left his box so which is a bit of a turn up so yeah I suggest I make sure and Abu gets this here box you can take the day off if you fancy getting your hair done well yeah is if you need to get though and I'll make sure nobody gets this box okay cool how about that you own what you said that you're not gonna open it are you oh no no I would never do that I'll know as soon as he is gone he'll open the box and on that a Bethsaida no I'm not gonna open it I'll just set him on Oakland yeah well you just said you were get in my mind did my head in my internal monologue yeah I could hear it though yeah it's technique its theatrical technique okay you had a Red Lion Lee face if anything it was drawing attention to what you're saying Oh it was a sailor at Topshop there isn't to say that Gemma told there is a sale on the touch it was a sailor tough job [Applause] [Music] Oh bit of a disappointment hey ho I'm gonna let me on the basement do a bit of a stock check [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] the picture favorite indie rubies antenna not with solar power low vision for the company Jesus meet later on through the rich mo any wood-burning [ __ ] homicide arbitrate [Music] apartment with your turkey by button I love I'm in your way [Music] toys [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] but he go on but here at Brixton and creati all right boss I'm a cockney I'm a cockney I'm economy we all are you nonce legs yeah it's gonna be out of the box oh it feels good 200 years of it trapped inside this here box 200 use bricks them for crimes against humanity that's right all right - don't be boo technically speaking it was a porpoise but what blog's the same as the next to me well people get over the whale Oh save the world in the rain world of their own intelligent donor my [ __ ] saber Bree Maria that wire what they found in the tents that was very want to compare the lorry getting a battle going on for a picnic he was in there good hair where are we going the Indian Ocean yes something like that you are the preaches slack getting there getting there the single focus getting never the Johnnies our reverse granular oz illegal Brixton oh no the smell of sweet driving contaminating swans to fire pulling them out of the back of the van breaking their necks throw it on the floor leaving a sachet of lemon and creeping off better than annoying the evil host kicked her aku's face right up its body boys face was doing on its body up no [ __ ] idea faces should be covering this you're a bringer nature I told him I was doing him a favor back kicks it right off he flew through the air our pancake had landed on Jesus's face I didn't mean it to man it was a cheeky buggers a very cheeky bonus anyway he'll have to excuse me open in that box 200 years on either sprinkled there's some toilets in there excuse me ladies and gentlemen that is too far like the babies too big I'm coming in [ __ ] you take em up drink that [ __ ] company urine burst fast you baby see great windows drink it drink it down you sir I'm your man take the company goodness he's got rocker in it you'll be Ryan come on [ __ ] you know how lights in here you are them self conscious bear pits make you feel good fellow gonna get back on stage by that much stairs you give me a bunk up come over here come on you've had a shocker or night any power whoever bunk ups when we were kids gone bender nice and low get all that yeah oh there you go clap thank you thanks a lot Cheers disposable payments three million on pasta [Applause] and help you know that squad I'm just browsing who you I'm the boo that's who [Applause] who are you they call me the ichiya say you're thinking no [ __ ] you know boys oh man the [ __ ] was that supposed to be boss the track 12 midnight ominous chord in brackets is pure evil a kick Tarricone spice off on the Jesus's face who the [ __ ] was asked folks to be the Army's show don't make me come down there boy and boy dolphin so on you what are you doing in mind a boutique in your water pail in mind the booty I'll tell you what I'm doing in your new boutique I'm doing this yeah after the concept bucket Wiener Grotta let's see wow these bombers got back here in the wire money enormous face seven hundred thousand euros what a result that Carol adding I'm off to Oxton to get some pie and that o my company our coffee office why [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm so happy to be on the moon in the sixties a man in common and he put the flag in my belly and he driving around in the boogie amid to jump around one small step for mankind and the one big step for the metaphor of the moon it not been back since should have made him a cup of tea why it did really come once as he said no he needed to [Music] [Applause] [Music] I've got a bad feeling about this novel this is it boy I'm close to the end fade it away do not fear my friend maybe I will see you in the next life I doubt it I'm going to heaven do animos not go to heaven well yeah but you killed that boy oh yeah I forgot about that [Music] wait he did oh sorry Apple chiller gone server the power nap now it's coming no that's not it yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah no yeah nope yep yep though yeah no Julio what did you have to go but did you have to go Oh [Applause] [Applause] [Music] what you did sorry I've got to be carried away Peter [Applause] not always dead but there is a way to bring a shipment back to life you must retrieve the second movie of the kundo it is to be fun d what time let's go or song Arctic tundra or Spain yeah I remember with 22 so yeah they're quite far apart but I know you could be a little bit more specific [Applause] well there you have it that's the end of the first half things are hotting up the foods dead yeah bit of a shocker bolos gone insane with grief so we're left to retrieve the Ruby if could come to mmm the second half will we find it won't we will we won't we will we won't we we will better but will we will where will we find it we will find it so I suggest I go to Spain you know you go to the Arctic and we see how we do yeah yeah mmm maybe I'll get it's fine no no no I got a Spain because I'm Spanish so you should usually get the Arctic and now I'll do the Spanish leg well we're knocking I'm a Spaniard you know I'm deeply Spanish whoa oh yeah yeah get laughs I'm well Spanish well Spanish what are you hmm well Spanish man yeah I'm LJ viola Sundaya viola come on come on you're not Spanish you know you're clearly from lanes nothing great help that let's then leave are you possessed by its Wow listen you're not Spanish I am he's not Spanish you're clearly from Leeds I've seen the way see the way you talk to women yeah you dirty cow gave me wheelbarrow come on Fisher Mercer I was don't talk about that though you're cheeky vixens there's room for all again Barrett Barrett come on come on I was drunk was in the wheelbarrow all right well we're gonna have to decide who goes where one way or that all right I suggest we toss a coin any coins about your personal pockets you leave that to me okay heads or tails our tails it was a mime coat he could have said anything what as fast tasty was your laughter in it together see you in hell so basically that is the end of the first half can I have a drink [Music] what [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] the only problem will be with when you are the moon like me is you have such a chalky white face it makes your teeth look yellow and I went to the dentist and he said oh yeah pay for yellow I said now only when you compare them to my chalky white face if I had skin like yours they would not look yellow I've seen 15 fillings and they said that to be 500 pounds and I said I don't pay for nothing I'm the moon and I rise that to the chair and I went off backup and he couldn't stop me Harry now then I receive letter you still owe that money as there are mouths paid I might not I'm the moon I don't pay [ __ ] dental fees [Applause] [Music] don't patronize me Howard wounds Journal day 37 still no sign of the ruby of Cocoon do the Arctic is a very lonely place so lonely wind my only friend shut up wind the Arctic is a very strange environment the days are very short here luckily the nights of even shorter are you from day 38 a strange figure approaches from the horizon could this be my salvation [Music] look deep into the Barca [Music] what look deep into the parka why there are many things in here things you could never dream on like what omelettes objective omelettes and I dream looks quite lively they call me the omelet dreamer oh okay then unicorns with AIDS have you dreamt of those No haha look deep into the park of my friend delve deep into the Parker for whatever you dream of will become yours sorry Oh anything but that oh really sorry oh they just put it loose look at me I'm right swing ball [Applause] and up enough swing born sorry sorry there you go it's any popular oh that's where that pen went now look deep into the park at a second time the good stuffs laid out the front delve in their other side [Applause] what's this telegram well thanks well don't go I'm just gonna put the kettle on stick around with a cup of tea and a chat no thanks why were you going opticians well if my hunch is correct this telegram should lead me directly to the Ruby of cocoon 'due dear Howard thank you for the picture of your costume balls [Applause] I never sent that Howard moons Journal day 38 must I end my life in this wilderness of ice and snow all the things I'll never be all the things I'll never see all there is that's left for me is here in this eternity of isolation isolation the cavalcade the Jamboree of life I thought was meant for me I never dreamed that it would be replaced by this eternity or by [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] reasonably priced in the in deploy a [Music] yes meanwhile in Spain [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey you guys brilliant I'm loving it here in space hey if any of you out of the review cocoon do [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] you did a bad thing he'll [ __ ] him dead after the show at least I am protected by the script oh yeah the irony the man protected by something he's never been in contact with yeah II laughter now listen the first time he's left on this couple who's that listen I need to speak with you alone solid gasps get out of here right now bring your shitty guitar with you I have some business to do you did a very bad thing I did a bad thing yes you did he broke my nose man I ate a ball of yeast before the show so I'm sorry about that but it's something I do it I'm on an Atkins diet listen you mentioned this Ruby of cocooned oh yeah sir wah many men have mentioned this Rubick and many men have been died go really what call up oh yeah I am slightly [ __ ] I'm on the fence either way are the [ __ ] fence oh how are you doing I know get out my hot spots I know these are throat [ __ ] big hats it's like they're in the same of a chimp it's just a figure of speech bummer haha cool adios I know that guy over there talk to me and we'll face out together okay I know of a guy over there who can tell you where the Ruby is he lives in the forest of doom before I have them yes just past the mountain of merchandise you can tell you whether ruby is okay excellent what are you gonna do piss on my face don't be silly I am not playing that character yeah okay bye okay good luck my friend yeah see ya good bye get off but do not tell anyone well do not tell anyone I told you about this okay well surely I will be killed by murder okay okay good bye okay see ya so this wise man yeah he's over by the forest of doom [ __ ] I forgot and so Vince noir set off on his terrifying utilizing basic my technique reward and any new little bit of color on Susan's [Music] Rober opprobrium is never gonna work Polly Polly where odd words award mile after mile mile after terrifying Maya to walk the forest you going the wrong way yes they've got a sign you prick are several words encountered a terrifying hurricane [Music] [Applause] okay [Music] the hurricane mess services neatly arranged I thought it did it didn't just whip it didn't get me to do it I am gonna rain today he does my bidding after dealing with the hurricane stroke cagoule he carried on an immensely arrived that the fabled forest of [Applause] [Applause] who are you I go by many names well what are they then I'm getting around to that I'm just leaving a mystical pause so called me mystery man others know me as the shadow dweller some call me secret theta where is he hiding in a shoe in a bush in a rock in its I recovered in a lane no he's inside yourself some call me miraculous mark diviner of mysteries others call me Smith some corny [Music] it's my surname others dounia's Domino labonte hunter so corny chili chicken ramen there's no me as Clive I sometimes called peppercorn by the Dutch you can step in at any point here you know have to leave me dangling like a tit in the breeze good they've um ha some go me Cillit bang I got that you may call me routine you are searching for something here in the forest are you not a little girl yeah how do you know I know wolf sings are you a witch [Laughter] yes ma'am take a seat I should explain to you a thing a tool about the forest has nice seats in the forest yeah do not be afraid I control the very forest itself behold column aluminium Alou come along bring a chair column below [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the forest is a cheeky one tonight forest succumbs among [Applause] so look you're on mushrooms hey where is our from you're looking pretty high yourself I'm off my tits on dental cream I don't know where I am I appear to be in a psychedelic episode of Parkinson so you've got a new book coming out tell me about it about gardening you never behind that Pocky what's happened to your hair I slept funny you are searching for something here in the forest of doom are you not what is it you seek basically I'm looking for the Ruby of cocoon do [Music] your Romeo condo [Music] yeah the ruby of Cocoon they [Music] there will be a cocoon - no ok it was fun but now it's over yes Ruby okay I know the whereabouts of the Ruby of cuckoo yes I know but I cannot just drive out the information as to where about the Ruby like this I need to know that you were kind of heart and worthy of the information you must prove this to me by passing a test code what test the cycling proficiency test no you're fat yeah I passed the ages ago and I was it scores easy you something ate you a little piece of something else and you would have stinking piece of something well done if so about such a [ __ ] Ian perhaps another test is in order for Lu yeah perhaps that will be less cocky when faced with the black rider the most dangerous gunfighter in the forest who you must fight tonight [Music] yeah really it's one o'clock spending another 11 hours a year and you speech impediment see if I could hurry this along a little bit excuse me [Music] do you believe that b-but of a bow skip it about weights key bow ski bounce key bow let's give the bounce give me bow it's cute scout scout it's give me about my sketch phone hello I've ordered a plot writer for midnight I might need something a little bit earlier I just want to be editing in the area the forest of doom okay thanks how much is that going to be go here bats well [ __ ] quit my oh okay thanks a lot very kind thank you [ __ ] off prepare thyself the black rider approaches [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] and now decide you to receive the ruby of Cocoon do take the ruby and do with it what you will pretty prince girl yeah ready this is a kinder egg kinder egg what is kinder egg it's kind of a chocolate rating that's all here inside oh I'm sorry I thought it was a ruby I can only apologize in which you could luck with your quest shut your mouth or supplier to you like a bag of [ __ ] and you're receiving like a satchel of vaginas [Applause] [Music] tag-team put-downs what is a kinder egg it's basically it's like a chocolaty treat me get like a toy inside yeah they're amazing sometimes you get to feel like a hovercraft yeah I hope what is a hovercraft I haven't got time to explain other terms you get like a porcelain alligator playing golf that's not quite as good but that phrase for um sounds intriguing you might as well have that if you've never read one for me yeah take it thank you no worries take care of Rudy thanks for your help bye wait you have passed the test what test the kinder test most men would have eaten the kinder egg will fit down quick as a bee yeah but you knowing I had never tasted it chocolatey fruit offered it to me because you are kind of heart thus I can't tell you the whereabouts of the Ruby of cacao it is far far away my friend [ __ ] this way far away in the Arctic tundra you're in the wrong place sunny Jim mulatto excellent that's brilliant I'll go there right now thanks really that's what I've got to say you've been brilliant don't say anything simply caress my balls I'm not saying that you have passed the test what test the ball test the ball taste yes most men would have caressed my balls say yeah bye-bye [Applause] sorry oh did a bob and the moon burps Jupiter look so disgusted I like Jupiter and I like Mars but Pluto he don't talk to me he pretends I'm not there hello Pluto nothing just carries on with what he's doing I don't know why I don't like me Saturn is crazy he's [ __ ] crazy either Kate drinks all the time he comes in his old piece good Nicky is a good cook but he's too drunk he sets fire to his fish fingers at one time I went out with him with fire and he was funny [Applause] [Music] [Music] if that's not fair as much work as this what-what are you doing this must be how it's 10:00 it's left me a little note I Howard moon but I've decided to head to North in my quest to find the ruby of Cocoon do if you find this note then heed my advice the Arctic is a dangerous place there are strange creatures here I have heard their calls in the night so be on your guard and whatever you do never fall asleep [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] Oh saw you again I'm quite well about phone number do some work [Music] very [ __ ] good house better not fall asleep this time come on again Vince Vince Vince oh yeah see I knew you'd return oh sorry I thought you had someone else hey how are you doing you all right yeah I'm good thanks yeah yeah come let's get out of here no I'm not leaving this place hmm I'll never leave this place Vince what do you mean I'm on a mission I shall never leave this place until I have found the Ruby of Cocoon knew never would I leave this sacred place until I have found that Ruby yeah is that yeah so we go to that yeah [Applause] and so Vince noir he went to Topshop and Howard ate at the Ruby and he gave it to below our faintness for was happening as an hour watching as having a wank [Music] and now it is time shuttle to bring us in [Music] not so fast mummy man that Ruby boy look it could be worth a few euros today no for I needed to bring little Nabu back to life oh really yeah oh really yeah that's what you're gonna do is it yeah ah [Applause] [Music] look Peter look at my acting Peter look at a catalog Oh [Applause] Veta did I get the part veinte Khushi [ __ ] didn't get a part night it's already been a goner the city burly don't date me tell you Burke yeah yeah Bry the Feist no open coughing football if I think the gays are likes to spin other people's faces [Applause] [Applause] what is the matter with you I told you it was a summer fling I'm good I wish you were out boy rabbit Brixton that's the end of the show everyone's [ __ ] dead no poo this so-called enigma dead is a doorman [Music] yeah whatever bolo the [ __ ] hammy ain't dead also the keys are in the light blue outfit I don't even though he's [ __ ] night in the septic tank he's dead as well that's it everyone said I know what you thinking Brixton oh no you're thinking on how you [ __ ] think you figured where's the keys who likes jazz with the keys are with a massage she'll save the day yeah well Willie really hot saw him backstage firing about with a trumpet sock a trumpet salt you idiot dark eyes [ __ ] it off nothing else you thinking where's the geezer looks up bird he'll save the day the one who dresses like lady no he won't he's here a fan him in Topshop [Applause] but forgiving touch up with six times in the cubicle six items you only laugh for yes learn but do you've been the [ __ ] signs for two uh chopped his head off and our [ __ ] he's stumped [Applause] that's right ladies and gentlemen I'm a stunt [ __ ] welcome to the concepts of some [ __ ] the double Starbuck Pirelli little uns in tonight I just want to say it's SC UMP stop [ __ ] get it right when you tell your mates in the playground tomorrow stop [ __ ] a concept we can quite get past BBC free we want to call our show the moist up [ __ ] hell I said if you do that you'll have to go on a little bit later who we said is that physically [ __ ] possible where we always go on after two bites of [ __ ] larvae of pakia crisps that's the end of the show no [ __ ] not so fast [Applause] yes Christ get me out hmm I've got you surrounded Jesus it's not Woodstock mates Tour de France [Applause] oh yeah I go by many names hey I earned all this [ __ ] backstage move along would you pal oh shut it alright so slice them off place them upon your mother and kiss her oh yes but I won't win with cold steel whoo baby I'll tear your nose off at the room I'm flicking up a vicar's anus we've can't stir your mind [ __ ] warning you flipper on guard Oh total will the skin under the armpit Oh help me boy help me we're gonna have to call the old fight off are you okay Dan something wrong don't saw it help me boy help me you fight well for a jimmy savile and person ater shut up where I'll fix it for you and you and you and you before yourself night for a gator in a purple dress this is not a dress this is the sacred robe with a psychedelic monk I think the joke's on you ha ha ha ha but it goes nicely with your little bicycle [Music] [Applause] now then now then you're fine Jimmy can still move when he needs to you can never win you know oh yeah pal why's that because I taught you everything you know you might have told me everything I know but you didn't teach me everything you know Oh leave me alone Oh No you're pulling the illusion [Applause] how do we do it the magic of theater I said this one well the other you slag bring it on Terry Nutkins me me go faster strikes cuttin loose oh man [ __ ] me I still got one trick left up meal and the sleeve cut punch in oh my fiery biscuit what did that ladies and gentlemen release the middle digit they caught me cockpuncher he farted whoa he punches the other he punches diagonally that Connect for income punch in terms yeah there's no one it's like in a layout SIA [Applause] thank you big leg and now old is left to do is bring the tiny shaming back to life [Music] [Music] let the magic commence [Music] I'm alive so the power of the Ruby restoring his powers he flew hides the night sky like a tiny blue snoop dog Kenny move look at it move look at his father love achievement moves and what a fossil and below no bounds what about Vincent Howard [Music] of course they were [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thanks a lot [Applause] yeah hey where's Vince come oh yeah good to organise the after-show party set this really cool club called stump emic [ __ ] ease yeah that's good let's go sounds like fun fun fun fun eh there's one thing there's only room for three on the guest list one two three Sarah hey hey listen maybe I'll see you like never [Applause] [Applause] [Music] now moon alone again not that lonely because you never quite alone not when Oh mr. moons a shinin dude sorry I don't think I can hang out with you why well to be honest your bow back [Applause] under hang out with Bo bags [Applause] [Applause] okay mmm what's your shoes Jimmy you want a sign for this yeah do you have a pen I don't have a pen no right worry about that it's very good hey you can I like that so okay well I don't know what you got what you're doing later but and you mean I'm I'm sort of free later on at my diary's freed up somewhat this evening so we've had some bad dealings in the past but if you wanted to sort of go for a meal and to resolve some difficulties we I could meal with you with Alan Moo oh yeah why not you know something I once saw a man like you in Burma I saw him hang I helped him hang I can do the same for you so there are no then that's a big no my friend okay but if you're free about half-past ten make sure you wear the red pants mispar adios oh well a delivery for me maybe there's someone who loves me after all [Applause] oh I'm drunk on Bayless a Hana shoes full of Bailey's drunk as a [ __ ] I got a mangina yeah yeah when I get it out light comes from in it makes you feel tingly my mouth crack [Applause] heyhow oh [ __ ] hey Greg hey how the hell are you good to see you how did you find me Greg oh oh I saw you poster I saw you tiny little Patrick Swayze eyes you got those crazy Swayze eyes Manu had to come find you so hours God tried to do a surprise for the DVD I tried to mate I came out in the presenting myself to year in their cube haha yeah yes we're all aware of your name we told me about 2000 times look Greg help me Gregory Gregory we had a time well it more of a rape but it was a it took a nice man we had a time we had the time finished and we went our separate ways and now you've gone your way I've got my way and that's the way it's gonna be Greg what do you mean what I mean to say Gregory no no Greg that's why I'm saying it's over between us over you must laugh Gregory I don't know Gregory you must love me exactly as I love you Howard because if your eyes don't love my eyes I'm gonna suck them out with a powerful Hoover and tuck them up and downstairs mix-up maybe I was being a bit hasty there go go yeah you know hey yeah you know sometimes when you you do love someone you pretend not to it's a kind of a way of not being too eager you know I didn't want to I was playing a game with you Greg they're playing a game [Applause] that's right [Applause] [Music] I played your love games with me I just wanna know what peak is a DJ laughs a lot come on Neela I played y'all games with me I just wanna know what's - cuz I need to love alive come on slow it down [Music] - your man [Music] know what so again I've been amazed Oh the guy don't shy dealer [Music] [Applause] with food Brixton I got one last surprise for you I did a stand so in my knickers and now I'm going to unleash my mangina [Applause] [Music] have got a scratch call me I don't know what it is it might be a shameless yeah come on you're cheeky vixen gamey wheelbarrow you got a mangina and I got a shiness let's make sweet love [Applause] [Applause] [Music] Oh they're gonna [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] thank you too [Applause] TV day

Channel: ZombieNinjaWarrior23

Views: 1,412,461

Rating: 4.8468003 out of 5

Keywords: the, mighty, boosh, noel, fielding, Julian, barratt, dave, brown, mike, brixton, live

Id: 8Tx6O-JWuTw

Length: 142min 12sec (8532 seconds)

Published: Sun May 20 2012

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[u/Robingtons]

finally the boosh !!!

[u/MovieGuide]

The Mighty Boosh Live (2006) (V) [Color]
Comedy

Julian Barratt, Matt Berry, Dave Brown, Michael Fielding
Director: Nick Morris

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IMDb user rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 6.8/10 (530 votes)

Directed by Nick Morris. Who is not M. Night Shyamalan.

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My favourite bit, and one of the only new bits if you've already watched the TV series:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8Tx6O-JWuTw#t=1023s

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Whaaaa???

Am I off my meds or is this just a few guys hanging around a stage in Brixton doing as little as possible?