THE MASTER CHARLIE HARPER (sub ita)

you're saying that it's advantageous to date more than one woman at a time good lord man you're a genius yeah ha ha we must tell other men till late I'm planning on giving my rose to bachelorette number two only you could get up bang into women says the man in the apron with the curdled hollandaise sauce so you admit it is hollandaise sauce obviously you could drop me off at Gabe's house so we can study no you're really gonna study sure great see that he respects me enough to lie to me hey Alan speaking of Lies at some point one of these broads is gonna ask you a question for it you will have no ready answer like what well it could be as simple as what did you last night or as tricky is why is there a pasty stuck to your testicles the point is you need to be careful so you're gonna teach me how to lie to women well do you know enough to pull the pasty off and say happy anniversary I do now another thing you need to remember is always answer a question with another question what do you mean exactly what great you're all set drunk again yep what the problem is the women the drinking you guys look at me and you think it's easy but what you don't see is all the years of hard work and dedication it took to make me the happiest Wrangler I am today charlie it is almost certain that I am the father of Judith's baby are you still grinding on this if it's a girl I always wanted a daughter I finally get one and some other guy gets to be her dad I feel like the universe is playing some horrible practical joke on me Wow I lost $8,000 playing poker have no idea where my car is threw open my mouth three times and I'm still having a better night than you are I don't expect you to understand you know the joy of being a parent of watching a part of you grow and develop blooming into a fully formed human being mmm four times back I'm good I'm starting to worry I'd go would take hardly knew he was here you keep a secret real question is can I remember receipt you're right that's no secret no I mean about Lindsay who's Lindsay Eldridge's mom who's Eldridge Jake's friend the drummer anyway we did wind up having sex you and me you really need to get into a program it's not funny anymore is very subjective serious now I'm just telling you about Lindsay because I may need you to cover for me with Jake don't worry I got your back thanks charlie good night night is he gone oh yeah oh yeah thanks don't worry I got your bag no good night what just happened oh look look the towering inferno is on No Oh Stephen King's firestarter no all right how about Blazing Saddles too soon you guys are no fun I'm gonna call a hooker just FYI your son's a [ __ ] no he's an underachiever you been at a date with Melissa how'd it go she broke up with me and I may have to register as a sex offender well as long as you had fun charlie do you have any idea how difficult it is to maintain a relationship when you don't have a place of your own Alan if I didn't have a place of my own I'd be worried about more important things than a relationship like you know get in the place of my own so you're saying I'm not entitled to a relationship I'm saying if you can't afford dog food you don't get a dog okay so I'm just supposed to be alone to the rest of my life no you're supposed to get your own freakin place and it's a bingo resizing 120 points oh my god you play for blood don't you let me tell you something Chelsea when it comes to Scrabble nice guys finish with a rack full of tiles hmm it's not the word try again hmm Charlie horny another glass of wine I love mm-hmm now but Al and I are playing Scrabble well I'm playing Scrabble I don't know what she's doing I'm improving is what I'm doing I want a rematch good night Alan oh thanks and thanks for being such a good friend to Chelsea you don't have to thank me I like her and we've got a lot in common yeah whatever just keep it up and I'll try to do the same ready celesta to talk well okay oh no se que significa estar un padre single favor no loss o mas o que cosa significa a profit re di don't h Elano con el padre de que hace don t say parlando k ready me say no logic a to philia decieded Isola save our a control our a la sua Vita lighty Porter encore a Debian case appear caper poo near T Lacey meet Eric on Park a pickle imbroglio Nico Megan come ma a non puoi chart OG - tea - tea

Channel: massimo land

Views: 1,569,135

Keywords: two, and, half, men, due, uomini, mezzo, charlie, sheen, harper, funboykendo, mentor, sub, ita

Id: feKrrxLLUF8

Length: 7min 8sec (428 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 22 2012