The Lucy Show LUCY AND THE SUBMARINE

the Lucy show starring Lucille Ball sorry Gordon you well a fine sale are you think mr. moaning Lieutenant Commander Mooney you as an are you joined the Navy no no but I've been in the reserve for years oh yes I'm in this uniform because I report for duty today yeah I mean you're leaving the bag oh don't get your hopes up I'm just going on a two-week training fruit oh but I shall return oh good meanwhile when I'm gone I want this harvest tip ship faith you understand that Salem yes sir all right let's start for the clean sweep down hoorah how's that pick up the letters may I remind you that you are using my dress Lord yes sir I'm sorry sir I'm sorry you know mr. Mooney you look very handsome and very distinguished in that uniform so manly thank you what a change I know what you mean I wife said the same thing you do know very military where did you get that ribbon for that's the Victory Medal oh no you're so modest you never even told me you were in the war mrs. Carmichael there are some things a man doesn't like to talk about oh I understand don't you say another word but things got pretty rough out there they sent us to do a job and we did it fighting men and fighting ships oh yes I remember once on the sub I mean sub the submarine you are on a submarine oh yes yes the SS a pompous yes once in the South Pacific I had the Conn on the DogWatch suddenly my sharp eyes got a glimpse of the enemy fleet did I panic no I sounded the alarm for a crash dive I gave the order for periscope depth and we closed for battle eyes II rode in on an enemy ship Wow I ordered calmly torpedo away came the answer a moment later we heard her hit home we serviced I rushed to the bridge man the machine gun I began firing at the enemy aircraft column well why oh are you gonna command the same ship this time command hello well you know how the Navy is experience doesn't really count for anything no I'm just going to be another fighting man assigned to a dreary desk oh I'm sorry to hear that mr. Mooney that doesn't seem fair well that's the way it goes well I better get things squared away around here before I shove off yes mr. Cheever called and said to be sure and sign the Wilson trust papers before you go they're very important oh yes well you get the phone at least they're there right here in the safe this morning couldn't you apply for a transfer to a fighting ship well that would take too much time but if they need me I'm ready I'm gonna run that test like a taut ship do we know goldbricking in my office when I give an order those sailors are neither hot turret and standard attention when you're being a risk player superior robbers are all right now got those papers yes there they are sir mrs. Carmichael yes sir were you raised in a barn no sir I was raised to James Oh shame you can't my sorry damaged or restricted out foreign student answers yo hello Jill you ready to go just about yes sir just oh this is my secretary mr. Carmichael mr. Carmichael commander more how do you do miss Carmichael I just stopped by to take Ted down to the base oh oh nice did you get assigned to a dreary desk job - oh not exactly this is Carmichael he is the commander of a submarine Oh wonderful wonderful don't you think is terrible what they did to mr. Mooney after all of his years of experience what's this and I never never mind mr. come on now don't be modest didn't he tell you why what he did on his ship during the war ship I thought you were the housing officer in which it's off well yes uh for a while I was just outside of what you told I was but he was also a real fighting man on a fighting ship on a submarine Oh I never told me any of this time no I know I didn't commander there are certain things that a man doesn't like to talk about well a man with your experience shouldn't be tied down to a desk that's what I say you keep out of their eye I may be able to pull some strings and get you down in my submarine sound well no I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble well I mean to say yes they may be short-handed out of the housing office they may need me Oh nonsense any oddball can handle that job that's right mr. Mooney let him get another oddball for that job you deserve to be on active service now you go with the commander and do what's best for the United States Navy I'll take care of everything here you already have well Ted let's shove off and get some water over our heads Biman time I tried commanding nice knowing me thank you good luck sir goodbye mr. Mooney I'll see you when I get back if I get back mr. Moody's office oh yes mr. Cheever no sir he just left sir the Wilson put the Wilson papers uh huh oh yes uh yes yes sir I know how important they are sir yes sir you'll have them right away sir yes sir he forgot to sign the papers put them in here what's that combination sorry ma'am nobody's allowed on the base without a pass but my boss is in there and I have some very important papers that he has to sign sorry ma'am but if I don't get these papers to my boss I'll be in a lot of trouble I may even get fired look lady if I let you in I may be fired by a firing squad Jones William okay mister please look I'm not a spy cross my heart if I was a spy I have on some sort of a disguise maybe even dye my hair I need a real crazy color now look I just got to get these papers sign I already be in there for a few minutes captain seaman man not without a pass Anthony Larry okay rush Jerry okay James Chuck okay oh girl okay lame me Alex okay come on okay love auto auto club but as you work well bill that was mighty fine ciao thank you however I hope your boat isn't better shaking your coffee hahaha oh I'm me after that my executive officer commander Moni ah did your commander put me under been aboard to sobbing sometimes you ain't part of the mothball maybe huh well commander you should have been with luncheon with us we had some fried oysters pork chops banana cream pie but I imagine you're very anxious to get underway aren't we underway ed well I hope not I have to get off first yes I'll get on with the inspection yes sir Mooney prepare to get underway yummy huh okay yeah yeah yes yes sir hi sir well you heard what the man said prepare to get underway doozy mrs. calm my pile disorder you are I never see you again well I didn't mean it quite like that smooth what are you doing here you forgot to sign the Wilson trust papers Oh Jesse she was very upset if you got a pen yes what what are you doing in that uniform I borrowed it to get to the gate if they catch you they'll shoot you yeah all right I'll just home I'm your secretary and you invited me aboard Oh in that uniform that's fine then there's your father Josh as you were now bill I'm expecting a bigger showing from you this time I guess are very important training maneuvers yes sir anybody on this big board expects a promotion in the next 10 years it better snap - yes sir money her that step - yes all right hand that to you sailor I made you stop - here snap - hell I get ready get busy you this is the Admiral secure for General Quarters oh I'm gonna keep my eye on this fish the head mandrel I can explain everything was a malfunction it if I just poof all right well you heard what the Admiral said he's going to be up there on his barge watching this whole show and he's got eyes like a hot ever commanding I don't want any excuses I want respects her yes sir Bruce I know this is all your fault come on excuse me my mantras all get out of here get out get out hurry up Oh I can't get it open I can't you know I gotta get you off here before we shove off I think we already shoved all now I've got to hide you somewhere if they find you I will be shot smuggling a woman aboard oh yes I wish you're not only shot but I'll lose my pension I know you but here in here come through here come on Tom area house watch your feet watch your head oh where are my hi did er go commando Moni report to the top room room where's that I don't know where it's deep here holy it cook why it will place high right in there yes come on get it fabulous yes little behind that's good you won't forget me will you hello nah wow what what is this I'm hiding in a garbage chute no it's just a torpedo to get away and get you the bump for dangerous Leila where's my penis but don't pay attention George oh my old gander three that's it get in there now you're still having trouble son oh no no just one of our Newman's little try of the top he's ups oh don't worry about a thing made them of practice torpedos they'd even loaded us are yet you you be quiet and remain right there sailor I'm gonna get me some sack time while the getting is good yes sir won't get a chance to get much sack time around here I'll tell you one thing pally I sure can't wait till we get a leave that's the one thing I need is a nice long leave I met a blondie the other night that is really gorgeous what do you think stay in touch with me pal because the next time I see you I'll ask if she's got a good-looking chick for you would you like a date like that oh boy talking about good-looking chicks you should have seen the redhead I spotted down at the gate this morning a real sharp chick big blue eyes nice little nose nice long legs boy us weigh-in chick hey how would you like a thing with something like that that's exactly the way I feel oh you know something I like you you and I are gonna get along just great you're my kind of guy you know what you're talking about I can't nobody tell her report to the radar orbiter Misha I'm the cook well he's hungry come on under double are you go yeah thank you right now take your gear and get out of it hurry up with the guy if he's very hungry oh that's it Go Go Go hey that's my eyes I found a great place for you to hide - man never mind we'll just hurry before they take it down come on take her down yes guys you zero seven three right zero seven three remember Mooney the Admirals gonna be up there on his barge watching this whole show yes sir yes sir all right not to it you meant that to it look I'm on time morning you check the forward compartment of your eyes everything's your eyes er all right keep your men busy oh yeah and then means you sailor you'll keep busy sailor do something do something do one here take this pretend you know how to use it to 3/8 relative you know Mooney this is the most important torpedo exercise of the year we've got to make a good show yes sir sonar contact bearing zero nine seven relative going pretty fast must be a destroyer oh yeah right two destroyers on the port beam range 2,500 yards range 2,500 yards bearing two to four bearing two to four destroyers closing there it is moving our targets have proof is what we've been waiting for what are you doing there nothing sir well get mopping this is a torpedo exercise we're about to fire one fire one by one fired one we hit something the Admirals farm prepare to surface full ballast tanks stop all engines find the more yes sir who gave the order to fire that torpedo well sir I did sir [ __ ] oh what's that your crew is more on the ball than I thought sir it certainly is of all the members of the fleet your vote was the only one who saw that I was not flying the proper recognition signals and you took action kind of drastic action but I'm gonna see that you get a citation and extra Liberty for all hands well let's hear it for the Admiral you

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Id: GBc2r9U_OS4

Length: 25min 21sec (1521 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2013