Still two eggs for the breakfast, hurry Freshly baked egg tarts, give way Please, give way Freshly baked egg tarts Can you... say it again? Man, I've said many times already Brother Chiu, morning Two tarts, iced tea The macaroni is the usual take-away he wants Mr. Li, you have a good memory Sure, I am the boss Sorry, he's new here Boss, I want to order something Morning, Fun You're buying breakfast for grandpa?\\Yes, the usual breakfast Okay, please wait Fai, take the order Condensed milk on the tart, spring onion fried egg with toast Mixed tea and coffee, no sugar Why is he so demanding with breakfast? He's not demanding, he has his character only We're doing neighbors' business we must remember all their taste or else we can't compete with fast food shops Don't stand here, take orders at once Don't just stand here Morning, Brother Kei Morning, Nam, you didn't sleep last night? There was abrupt matter, I just couldn't help You eat this again? If your father sees this... What don't you let me to see? You darn! You're my son, but do never help me now you even patronize our competitors? Don't be mad, it's just a hamburger Why don't you eat our own egg tarts? I've eaten egg tarts for 20 years You're my son, it's bad if our customers see you eat this Why must you eat food from fast food shops? I hate food from fast food shops most They are all these, not authentic at all Okay, I'll arrive in 5 minutes Fook... not yet back? Not yet back? Who will do the delivery? Just blocks away, but he's been away for an hour He must be helping others again He is really too kind-hearted Hold on! Master, here... Turn the steering wheel... slowly... Two feet, reverse more, more... Thanks. Let me open the door for you Okay, thanks. Goodbye. Hey, are you alright? Thanks You're welcome. I'm sorry I hit you just then. I'm fine, I'm sorry about that. You're wet through, here's facial tissue. It's okay... Your milk, it's here. I've drunk all, I was going to throw it away. Have you? Let me throw it away for you. You're working at Lucky? Right... our egg tarts are famous. Whenever you feel hungry... just call me up and I'll deliver them to you. You're doing delivery work? Yes, I am. I work near here. This is my name card. I'm in a hurry, I've to leave now. Goodbye Goodbye. You're a good guy. Goodbye Goodbye. Sister, what would you like? Is Brother Sui back? I am new here, I don't know who you mean. I'll wait till Brother Sui is back. Thanks for your patronizing, $25.5 please. Excuse me, please give this to Brother Sui. For Brother Sui? Okay. It's for Brother Sui For Brother Sui again? For Brother Sui. Who is that Sui? Why is he so famous? You haven't heard about Sui? You are new here! Sui has wooed numerous girls here. We men all hate him. His sexy regards... can melt all women... however cold she may be. He's known to be love machine here. He's soul of Lucky Coffee Shop. Everyone knows him as Prince Egg Tarts. May, what is in your mind? Go away. What have I done wrong? You haven't done anything wrong,\\you're very good to me instead. But I don't love you anymore. We don't suit each other. What not suit? I can improve to suit you. Suit you fool! We're from two different channel. I can move to your channel Move you fool! The fate linking us is over! May! Prince Egg Tarts, the girl you wooed are bad. Good figure! Sui! Brother Sui, I've bought you a new car. Why did you buy me a car? You want more?\\Let me send you my present flat as well. As long as you feel happy. So you think I'll be happy when you give me your car and flat? What's wrong? I do this as I love you so much. You can judge love with this material? No, Brother Sui, you misunderstand me. I dislike a girl like you. No, Brother Sui, sorry Get lost! No, Brother Sui, you mustn't treat me this way. I can't live without you, Brother Sui... You won't go away? No! I'll leave then!\\No! Brother Sui, don't do this... How come? He only enjoys the process of wooing girls. He only wants to capture that illusion feeling. Whether he can woo that girl\\or not is not vital to him. This is the highest state of wooing girls. Brother Sui, you're great. Was there tear just then? Yes... Thanks. What are you doing? Freeing birds. And you? Switching on the fan. I didn't ask you to turn on the fan. But you requested to have newspapers flying around you. How can newspaper fly without the fan on? Sorry, it's a day. Chibi Maruko! Hi. Don't come near\\I've waited for this situation for long. Shin-chan, I see you finally! Shin-chan! Sorry It's alright. Look around over there. I'm sorry, the loan shark people are chasing me. It's okay, I'm being chased as well. By loan shark people too? He's worse than loan shark people. It's dangerous here, let's run Run? Where to? Thanks for patronizing, Sister. There's phone call? Let me answer... What are you doing? Two milk tarts Okay, he'll arrive in minutes. Wooing girls? No. What are you doing? Boss... what's your opinion about love at first sight? What's your opinion then? Love at first sight... is vague. Just like when we're boiling eggs and when we take a look... the steam cover the eyeglasses. We barely see the eggs rolling... When the eggs are almost cooked, we take away the glasses. We see the boiled eggs. Some egg white is coming from the shell It's a symbol of life. Fook, what are you talking about?\\I don't understand at all. He means it's like watching porn movies with checks on. When the checks disappear suddenly,\\you'll see clearly so you shiver. I see. I can tell you have never wooed girls, you can hardly express yourself well. Woo girls? No. Waiter Coming. Boss... What again? How about your first love? My first love? It was 30 years ago, I was still a secondary student. I really thought of her any moment. When I was pissing, I would pause suddenly. Then I thought of her, and I felt sweet. Then I forgot pissing the rest of my urine. Right... No wonder I failed to piss all the urine today. Fook, you're wooing girls? No. Mr. Li... What is it? I know nothing except a little cooking. If I do some cooking for her... do you think she'll be moved by me? Don't ever do this! Girls nowadays hate men who stay at home. Fook, why just sit there and not work? Prince Egg Tarts... they're talking about their first love. What about your first love? I'm a wanderer, I had no first love. Are you? You're smart. Brother Sui, if I want to win the heart of a girl, what shall I do? Is there such a thing? Good! I tell you, only one thing counts in wooing girls. Handsome. Handsome. No problem then. Right, you have no problem. The problem lies on your parents,\\they gave you such an odd face Sui... What shall I do? Being not handsome is no problem,\\as long as you have money. But I have no money, what shall I do? I did have some, but I gave it all to you just now. Your bracelet is nice, you've just bought it? If you are ugly and poor, you can only hit her hobbies. Which girl do you want to woo? It's this one. It's simple. Brother Sui, I have confidence now! Fook, Kung-fu house called for delivery. Brother Sui, how am I now? Am I fine? You look great today. Yeah... Not bad... You look very smart today! Are you ready? Yes, I am. GO woo girls then! Delivery has arrived How much? $48.5. $50, keep the change Good thanks. Egg tarts. Take your hands off me, I've paid you already! Fook, you have come? Yes... Why are you dressed so specially today? Right... You can feel that? In fact, this is the real me. I am charming indeed. I'm not a domestic man at all Not bad... Try our egg tarts, they're very good. Okay. How come all the egg tarts are smashed? Morning, Manager. Colleague Brother, he came to stir up troubles. I saw all this. It's misunderstand, Colleague Brother. Fanny, you'd better stay away from this. I know you're from kung-fu field\\as you're dressed this way. Let's solve the trouble with martial art. What do you mean, Manager? I mean this! Say something, are you a man? You're womanish, okay, let me give you a chance. Choose one among us and have a duel. Choose now... Dare you choose me? I'll choose the shortly who's sweeping the floor. Let me deal with him, you've retired so long. You needn't break the rules Clan Master. Clan Master? Get lost! I admire you of stirring up troubles as you're so young. Though I haven't fought for 2 years... I must have a good fight with you today. Tell me your name! Fook from Lucky Coffee Shop. I'm Ng Lau Sau, the Clan Master of King Thunder Fist. Ready! Why don't you fight back? You asked me to get ready, and not fight back. Is it finished? Fanny, the reason I come today is this... Fook, are you okay? I saw him not responding, I did move back at once. Otherwise, he'd have died now. Go on practicing... You shouldn't have fought if you can't. I... I thought you like it? How come I like it? I hate fighting and killing. Why are you practicing kung-fu here then? I'm only secretary here. What do you think I am? Why are you dressed like this? For what? Nothing... In fact... I only wanted to ask you... If you have time and you're all alone\\at home feeling bored... and you want a company and... You want to date me? So you met Chibi Maruko here? Shin-chan, you're a love bird Don't laugh at me. You can call me Nam Nam. Right, you are... I am Fon Fon. But you can call me Chibi Maruko as well. Didn't you want to make a call? Right, I'll leave after making the call. I'm hungry, let's cook something to eat. No need, let's get something\\from the coffee shop downstairs. Okay, I'll leave after eating. Don't touch Chibi Maruko again. Who are you? Who are you? I am asking who you are. You are at my home eating my chips. You're Nam's father? Right, who are you? I'm Nam's fiancee, I am Fon Fon. Fiancee? What fiancee? He has never told me that! Does he take me as his father? Father... Hold it! I won't accept this marriage. Why doesn't he inform me about his marriage,\\it's a great matter. I've only quarreled with him 2 times. He knows he's wrong after quarreling with you. He feels regretful now. Of course he is wrong. You are both adults now. It's difficult for him to apologize to you. But he keeps saying so to me. He says he's wrong to make you angry. Once while he was saying so, he even cried. Really? He dared not tell you on our engagement day. He wanted to give you two surprises when you're no more angry. Two surprises? We've bought a flat for you. Though Nam doesn't want to tell you for the moment. How come he has so much money to buy a flat? We have no money, but we've been economizing. We didn't even waste money\\to buy fish-balls from hawkers. Every day after the market closes... we go to pick up the dumped vegetable home as dinner. I haven't eaten such good chips for a year. These chips are dirty, don't eat them... I'll open another packet for you. Father, don't blame on Nam No, I won't... Blame on me if you want. No, you're both good children, I won't ble on you... Dad, what are you doing? Nam Nam Why don't you tell me you're getting married? Getting married? I've wronged you, good boy, you're a good son. I am so happy today! I'm aged, I can look after myself. Take this money for yourself. Tell me if you need more money. Fon Fon, you might live here. Okay, I'll move away when decoration\\at my place is finished. I won't bother you for long. We're fily members,\\you can live here however long you like. Father, thanks. This stuff is bad for your health. Let me cook something good for you, daughter-in-law. Thanks, father-in-law. Thank you Daughter-in-law? You said you'd leave after making the call. Why must you become my wife?\\Why are you still living here? What are you talking about? Don't be so mean. I tell lies as I'm being chased by loan shark people. Look how well I've pampered your father. He even gives you so much money. I want you to leave at once. You want me to leave? Right, leave here at once! You don't even thank me but cast me away? Don't nonsense, beat it! You won't care if loan shark people kill me\\and push me away? I've to leave now, I'll die in front of you! I'll go out let them kill me! Sorry... I don't mean this, just take it as my mistake. You know you're wrong now? I thought you wouldn't save a poor girl. I warn you, you may spend the night here. But you must leave tomorrow morning. Shin-chan, I know you care for me. You're real nice guy. Very nice! Don't touch it! Yes, Boss! Nothing, there was a bit trouble yesterday. But everything is fine now. Okay... I'll come back right away... Morning, Shin-chan. What are you all doing here so early? Come and dance, it's Philter Dance. Philter Dance? Right. You must keep dancing on. I met a monk in Sahara Desert who told me... if you keep on dancing this for one month. Women will become prettier,\\while men will have powerful sex. Who works in the shop when everyone is up here? Boss says it does us good, that we must dance hard. He's working down there, he'll come here too. Don't stop Why don't you dance with us? I beg you not to fool around here, okay? Nothing, I see them having big belly... so I teach them a little exercise. It'll do them good. No way, sorry,\\I don't want to listen to your lies anymore. You... leave here at once. Don't just stand here, go and help with the work. Go now... You want to see loan shark people kill me? Don't nonsense anymore. Please let me stay here, Shin-chan\\Don't call me Shin-chan again! Where are you going? Father, I have to leave now, he casts me away Leave? Where are you going? I asked her to go... to help with the work down there. How can a girl do such hard labour? Right, I was going to take a nap. But Nam keeps scolding me,\\he says I must be good to you. It's good you have that in mind, I was nonsense only. Of course young men should have their own career. I can't let you become waiter and waitress. I know... This is nutritious soup, I made it whole night last night. You eat it. Thanks, Father. It's bad to eat thrown-out vegetable. What thrown-out vegetable? Eat it, it's hot, be careful. It's bad... our coffee shop must collapse this time. What's on? The landlord is increasing the rent to 20 times! Right, I signed the lease with Flirty Si 10 years ago. And next month will be expired, I've forgotten it. It's bad this time. You mean we'll soon be unemployed? Chinese New Year is approaching, do figure it out. You might reason with her. Can you just beg her? Go and try. How can I? Flirty Si is known to be a difficult woman. Unless she is your woman. Sui, I must rely on you for this kind of matter. Do figure it out, Brother Sui... do us a favour. It's regarding the closing down of our shop... so I must help. Who is the landlord? Person in charge of Shing Sai Real Estate Company. And the landlady of our shop, her name is Flirty Si. Her real name? Flirty Si. How old? 36 She was born in Year of Tiger. She's at the demanding period for sex. What is she like? She's like the 4th day of New Year. What? The 4th day of New Year? Why does Brother Sui look so bad? The 4th day of New Year,\\you resume work and have no money. You have to work,\\it's the look on all of your face, like Sui now. Is there abacus? Yes! If I correct, she's of... Aquarius. People of Aquarius is passionated in the inside. Just like the water pot, the bottle is narrow. But if you have the ability... to squeeze inside, you'll find a huge jungle. You can even tumble in there. Let me tell you. To deal with such women, you must use conquering regards... and a strong arm... so as to rescue her from the sea of lust. Good! Sui, we count on you this time. Lucky can be saved now. Here she comes... A strong arm. Conquering regards. Are you alright? Go to hell! You dirty beggar! You ugly guy are fetish, go to hell! Please do us a favour... You threaten me? I must increase the rent, move if you have no money! I'll come to collect this place at noon in two weeks! That woman, Mad Ng,\\who bit you is infected with rabies. You mean it? Did a dog bite that bitch? Dig bite is not the only way of spreading rabies. If Mad Ng kisses with a dog, she may be infected too. Then I am in big trouble? Very much trouble! For the sake of your health. I advise you to undergo a Rabies Package. You must receive 49 injections against rabies\\in the coming 7 weeks. After this treatment,\\you needn't fear to be bitten by dogs anymore. You mean I have to receive 7 injections a week. No, 7 injections a day. You'll be injected 49 times a week. And injections for a total of 7 weeks. If during the treatment an injection is not proper... the treatment has to start from the beginning. More than 300 injections? You idiot fatty! Hurry up... Okay... it'll soon be finished. Sit properly. The train has arrived, sit down. Sister, when can we sit the train again? You want to sit again? Take the medicine, and you'll sit the train again soon. Take this medicine. Master, you look familiar, do we know each other? You mistake me for someone else. No way, your voice is familiar too. Speak something more. I'm sorry, I'm see Doctor, very hurry. Ho Kum Sui! I'm not Ho Kum Sui. Ho Kum Sui, you come to see the doctor too? You needn't work in the coffee shop today? I'll leave now, goodbye. Ho Kum Sui. You can tell I work in an office in Central\\What coffee shop? That stuff is a dummy. Mister, you've dropped your ID card. Ho Kum Sui I didn't drop it. But this photo looks like you. We only look alike, can't we? No, I saw you drop it. You must have made a mistake. I swear, I'll die horribly if I make a mistake. I'll have no offspring and die instantly. Look the way you swear, it seems I dropped it. It's yours, don't play me a fool. I've said you're Ho Kum Sui. Don't you recognize me? I'm Yip Yuk Fan, Candy. You still like fooling others, after so many years\\you're bad. Let's meet next time. Don't go. Do you remember the incident in the secondary school? You tore my dress, I haven't settled it with you yet. That incident... In fact, I feel sorry about that incident. It's no use just to say sorry, I won't let that off You're much prettier now. Don't nonsense, compensate for it now. What? You don't compensate for it\\when you tore my dress? Will you compensate? I'll report to police if you don't. Don't report to police, we were classmates,\\I'll compensate you now. This is it This is for you. Report to police? Give me the change. Don't play a fool, you guy! Why, you take me as a fool? What do you want? Go away! Must I find someone to beat you up? You lack something Lack what? A knife. You're bad, I failed to frighten you. You've half made it, I was a bit afraid just then. You are to blame, you tore my dress. Let's forget it now, it was ages ago. I won't bear that in mind. I'm ease oF then. Don't worry, I have to work now. Goodbye. This is my name card, come to see me if you have time. I'm happy to see you here, I can recall my school life. Goodbye. Doctor, it's only 300 injections... I'll take the treatment! I'm very happy today Me too I didn't expect we have such fast development. This is my first time donate blood with a girl. I don't believe. How come? You're an adult. It's true... I never tell lies. You're really my first girlfriend. Rest more 5 minutes and you may leave. Why is it so strange? A good man like you must often come for blood donation. It's because of Brother Sui,\\he fears injection very much. So I thought blood donation hurts a lot. If you don't accompany me, I dare not come either. Who is Brother Sui? Brother Sui is a very good guy. We call them Wanderer, he doesn't mind at all. We even give him a nickname, Prince Egg Tarts. Prince Egg Tarts? Look at this egg tart. The outside seems cold and hard. But it's soft and sweet in the inside. This name suits him perfectly, terrific! Is there really such a guy?\\Let me treat you with an egg tart. Thanks You're welcome. Brother Sui and I are the best buddies in the coffee shop. We've talked for such a long time,\\and you still talk about him? Why don't you tell me about yourself? About myself? Frankly saying, I am a boring guy. I have no hobbies, I don't like talking. As you work in the coffee shop, you must like cooking. Cooking doesn't suit me. I hate cooking in the kitchen. Don't expect I'll ever do cooking. I'm not that kind of domestic man. But from the way you are,\\I thought you're that kind of man. One mustn't tell from others' appearance. Just like Brother Sui, he looks an idiot, but whenever he speaks, he can make you laugh to tears. He can really make you laugh to death. So Brother Sui attracts lots of girls. I hope Brother Sui will find his real love soon. You do care about your friends. I'm happy when I see them happy. What about me? Are you happy when you see me? Sure I. I'm not just happy. I'm so happy that I'm almost dead. I took this packet of biscuits from the Red Cross just then. I'll keep it forever,\\as a souvenir of our first time. Darn, I ate it just then. I don't have it as souvenir then. Let me give my packet to you. No, it's your packet No, take it. No, you take it back No, it's my present for you. No It's my present for you. Sorry... It's hot! Don't panic... Are you okay? It's all wet! Let me clean it for you... That girl is stupid,\\she said Lei Chi is the capital of Brazil. It is mistaken. This kind of stupid woman deserves being dumped by you. Right. Anyone with the slightest geographical knowledge knows... Lei Chi can't be capital of Brazil. What funny thing are you talking about Of course we're talking about girls. Right, I do want to tell you too. It's so funny when Fanny and I went dating. Is it? You must compensate me if it's not funny. I fear I can't compensate\\if you laugh too much and die. Fanny and I went for a candle light dinner. When we were talking... I carelessly threw the chicken cream soup on her. It's bad... You soaked her dress then? Sure, and the soup was very hot. It burnt hard on her thing, it's bad... What then? I tried to clean for her with the table cloth. I drew the table cloth and the candle fell on her. It's to bad! That candle burnt her dress then? You're not listening to me. Her dress was soaked, how can it be burnt? The candle burnt her shoes, it's too bad! What then? Then I stand up at once, I stepped hard on her legs... I stepped so hard that I seemed to hear her bones broken. Could she walk to go home? She couldn't walk, when I saw her home\\she told me... I don't ever want to see you again\\you don't suit me. At that moment it seems someone holds a knife... and digs a hole to take out my heart... to be falling into an abyss... A real deep abyss, it keep falling down and down... I don't know when it'll stop\\it seem falling on forever. That feeling is like a woman\\giving birth to a baby... it hurts... It hurts so much! It still hurts now It's really amusing, it's late, let's go. Let's clean up and leave. It's not that amusing. Don't laugh if it's not amusing. Brother Sui, what shall I do now? You must rely on yourself at this situation. What rely on? You're nuts, me and you are buddies. What rely on? I mean you go to see her\\and talk to her. How to talk to her? I mean you must rely on yourself. No one can help you in this incident, trust me. You can make it, come on, don't draw the face. Go get some beer. I don't want to get drunk. I know, I want you to get beer for me. It's for rabies I take it for prevention. Didn't I give you my telephone number last time? Yes, please roll up your sleeves. Why didn't you call me up? Stop talking, it might hurt a bit. Does it? You must care about me.\\Of course, here it is. Hey, are you alright? So it really hurts a bit. Are you ready or not? Ready for what? It'll hurt more when I extract it. Will it? You must care more about me then Okay Candy, is there a chance for a dinner with you? Why? Because I have some medical problem to ask you. Stop that, you want to court me as you find me pretty? Tomorrow at, let's have dinner after I'm off duty. Boss, let's eat. Look, last year it gave birth to 3 baby birds. This time there're 50 baby birds. What then? I have an idea. You've been working here for a long time. Let me tell you, it's very troublesome this time. But you needn't worry, I've figured it out finally. Are you reducing our salary. No, I'll close Lucky down. Close Lucky down? Right! Lucky does have business, though the profit is little. This little profit cannot keep us alive. Talking about our best-selling egg tarts, how many are sold a day? About $900. Let's count it $1000, it's only $3000 So I think our business cannot be carried on. Right? You mean we must stop business. Right, so there's only one way. Let's turn the shop\\into Lucky Hot Pot Seafood Restaurant. Hot Pot Seafood Restaurant? Good idea, seafood restaurant brings high profit. If someone orders a steamed fish\\the profit is no less than $1000 When talking about hot pot, we only sell ingredients... and the customers have to do the cooking. It'll bring even more profit, isn't it a good idea?\\Good.. Will it work, Sui? Good idea. Just then a light hit on me and I turned this out. That light really brings you good idea. So I say I am in luck. Go to hell! I don't fear how much she must increase the rent. I know this place is of good feng shui. If feng shui here is bad, the birds won't build nests here. If only we work hard together, we can win this battle! Good, boss! We must win this battle! Sui, will you join in this battle? Yes, defeat her! Kei, will you join? Yes, defeat her! Defeat her... Defeat her... Who must we defeat? We must fight for the seafood hot pot restaurant Seafood hot pot, good! I have many buddies who do decoration work. I'll ask them to redecorate here, they charge only a little. I've thought of something...\\What have you thought of? I know where we can get cheap tools for hot pot. Where? The hot pot restaurant just opposite here. They closed up after opening for less than a month, their tools are new. Their bowls sell cheaply That restaurant closes down at the perfect moment\\we can get cheap tools. Just closed down? Right. Seafood hot pot? Let me think a while, there's a way to everything. Boss, are you eating with us? Yes, but I have to piss first. These photos are worthless at all. Boss, those bird shops are closing down soon. We can't shoot photos if we don't take them now. None of my business! All I want is gag! Police Station has just supplied me with an exclusive news. That incognito real estate businessman\\Law Chat Fai's daughter is missing. If we take photos of her eluding with a man... or photos of her being sold to brothels. Then we'll make a fortune. You're to handle this, university student. You've trapped me again. You've lost, drink it now. I won't play quiz with you, let's do fist game. No, fist game is only for men. No fist game, drink it now Okay... Wait, do you hear? The phone seems ringing. Don't play a fool. You've no perseverance, drink it Good... No way I lose everytime, ask me another question. Good, you must answer this one swiftly Sure! What colour is a black cat? Black. A white cat? White. A panda? I've heard this before. Panda has two colours, black and white, you drink it! I haven't finished yet. The colour of the dead cat stuck on the wall. No breathe at all! Wrong, it's decoration. It's decoration? You've trapped me again. Okay, let me ask you one question. Everyone is launching rockets up the sky, but how come none of them shoot a star down? As the stars are very high up in the sky. Wrong! Because those stars keep twinkling so they can escape. You're cunning, you've trapped me this time. No, you must ask me another question. Ask the most difficult question. Sure Come on Lucky Coffee Shop is closing next month, and the guys who work for me will be unemployed. If you were me, what would you do? You have no way now? No way now. If you have money, it's right But I have no money. Father-in-law, you needn't worry. My father has lots of money, I lend some to you. Your father owes loan shark money, he's being forced to death. Maybe I shall lend him some money. Don't you believe me? I do believe you. I have money at home, let me go and get you some. Good. Wait for me I'll wait for you. Don't go away I won't go away, it's my home here. Nuts. She's gone? Where has she gone? She's just left. Fon Fon... Fon Fon... Fanny, there's something I must tell you now. I must tell you in person. I'll wait for you in the park at noon\\I won't leave before you arrive. Sorry, excuse me... I'm a bit late, you won't be mad? Won't be mad? You asked me to come at noon, but now it's 5 p.m. You're 5 hours late? Aren't I mad? Fanny, please listen to me. Just then someone needed my help... So I arrived late now. It didn't take you 5 hours to help others, right? It's like this an old lady was carrying lots of things. She didn't know how to take a bus\\so I led her to the bus stop. You then saw the old lady home, right? Right, when I arrived her home with her... her daughter-in-law was giving birth to a baby. That old lady couldn't help\\so I carried her daughter-in-law downstairs. When we were downstairs, the baby was almost coming out. It was critical moment. The baby's life was crucial, so I had to help them. What then? What happened to that woman? That woman was fine. When she arrived the hospital, she didn't let go of me... not until the baby was born. You saw the baby out? Right, I was going to leave... but when the baby's father arrived the hospital... he asked me to give a name to the baby. You know I didn't have education, I don't know many words. Now he asked me to give a name to the baby. I could only suggest Coffee, Tart, Sandwich... I couldn't think of any better names. So they didn't like them. Then the old lady said... If I didn't meet you, the baby would have died. Why not use your name? Fook? Right, they like the name very much. I find this is not too good Why? I think that baby should be called Fanny. Because that baby is a girl. She's pale, fat and lovely, very sweet. It's good if she's called Fanny. Why Fanny? And not other names? Because Fanny is a good name. Furthermore... I only know a girl's name as Fanny. I don't know other girls' name at all. What Chinese name did you give her? I translated it into Chinese, Fan Li. Do you think it's good? No, Fan Li (parting) means separating. It's a sad name Let me think again. You asked me to wait for hours here just to listen to your story. Of course not... In fact, Fanny, I want to tell you... I... love you very much. I didn't mean all that last time,\\I hope you won't be angry. I hope we can be friends, and not separate anymore. Can I? Fanny... Hey, what's then? I've said, the English name is alright\\but Chinese name is bad. I don't mean the name aFairs, I mean about us. I mean separating is not good, don't you understand? I understand Darn you! Am I cute? Let's go. I want to take a look at the baby girl. Shall I give her a name of Sect? No... her surname is In It's bad to call her Insect... it's not good. What name shall we give her then? Who broke it? Sorry, I was curious and broke it. Are you angry? No, I'm not. Okay... I'm making a better one for you right now. Don't ever go out. Sorry, I was trying the saw, I was careless. Are you angry? No, how come I get angry? Fon Fon is great, her father does construction business. She knows decoration work very well. Can you take up the floor? Be careful. No, the flooring is firmly stuck. Father, you must admit this. I can't help, you've done your best already. You've made a big hole in the sitting room\\what're you going to do? It's easy. Look, it's all covered up now. Right... you're a real expert. Of course, but there's still a little crack here. It's easy, I have a spittoon here. Right, this spittoon covers it perfectly. What? You have exclusive news of Law Chat Fai's daughter? We'll make a fortune if this is true. Anyway, you must write an impressing article. Where's Fanny? A man came for her, and they went to the park together. A man? It's Fanny ex-boyfriend, he's tall and handsome. He is even a university student. It's said he's come all the way\\from US to ask her to marry him. Ask her to marry him? Right. Sorry, Miss, this glass is for you Fook! Nuts! She... You're lucky today, you can see the real me now. In fact... I'm the Prince Egg Tarts! I'm the Sui, the guy I mentioned to you. It's you? Don't be deceive by my stupid look. Many girls have been ruined by me. Just like the school girl there, you saw that? You mustn't take seriously the love between you and me... I was only fooling with you. You fool me? Nothing serious, just take this as a lesson in your life. You must open your eyes when you meet a guy next time. Forget me, don't ever remember me. Master, do you need my help? Yes, thanks. Straight back, turn a bit, reverse... Let me open the door for you Thank you. Hello? It's done. Right, you can have it anytime. Is it impressing enough? I think I can describe it as evil and sly. I learn all this from you. Fon Fon How can I face others since you harm me with this? You want me to die? No, I don't. Don't you have conscience? I have my reasons. You are a beast, you evil. I really want to see the colour of your heart No... Shin-chan! Are you alright? What did you tear up? Nothing. Why are you so frightened? Did I scare you much just then? No, you didn't. I was too... absorbed at work, I didn't know you came in. We may eat now. Go. Let's eat... I help you No need... Nam, just then your oFice called you up. They said someone will come and collect the photos. What photos? Didn't they? Not... nothing... I still know nothing about your job. Don't you know Nam works for... Dad... Let's eat first Let's eat... Don't open the door Why don't you open the door. I'll open the door No, don't open the door! Why don't we? You are... Mr. Li. Sorry, I take a client to see the flat. It's alright... just take a look... Dad, you want to sell the flat? Right. I've thought over, it's no use keeping the coffee shop. I'm aged, it's time for me to retire. I just can't close the shop abruptly. Those guys have worked for the coffee shop for a long time. I want to sell the flat and get some cash. I must give them some compensation or something. They need money to live on. You might live in the flat you've bought. I can rent a small room nearby here. Renting a room is cheaper. I have already seen all sorts of trouble. I don't ask for anything,\\as long as you and Fon Fon are happy. then I'll be happy too. Fon Fon. What's wrong with you? You feel unwell? I am fine. Go and see what's wrong with Fon Fon. Fon Fon. It's bad... I don't know how to tell your father, I lied to him. If tell your father I lied to him, he'll feel sad. Don't panic, let me tell him this. It's alright, you didn't mean to tell lies. In fact, I'm daughter of Law Chat Fai. As nobody lives with me, I always tell lies. That day I quarreled with father so I left home. I only wanted to play a while. I didn't want to hurt anyone. You both treat me so well. I can't feel easy as I cheat you this way. Why are you laughing? Help me figure it out. You're Chibi Maruko. No one gets angry when Chibi Maruko tell lies. Don't cheat me. I know I can never become Chibi Maruko in your mind. Who said so? One is Shin-chan, one is Chibi Maruko. I'll give them to you Thanks. You've told me everything, don't you fear me? Whoever loves Chibi Maruko won't do harm to others. Come. Let's eat. Come on. Are the photos ready? Hurry, it takes time to print. So you've wooed her, no wonder you have exclusive news. Good guy! You're reporter? Listen to me Go away! Fon Fon, I... Sorry. Put some more on, good. In fact, it's my first time here. Candy I love you very much. I loved you on the first day you went to school. I thought this love would vanish as time passed by. But till I met you again in the hospital... my love to you is shot up again. Can't you describe it with a better word. No, I just use shot up to describe the mood I now in. Candy, there's a letter I've always wanted to give you. I haven't had the chance, it's chance now. Candy! I think you should understand. Though a girl dines with you, that doesn't mean she will sleeps with you. Sure, a girl must only sleep with a man after marrying him. I won't make friends with girls who have pre-marriage sex. The problem is that I don't believe in all this. If I know I love you... I wouldn't waste so much time for a romantic dinner... or say some romantic conversation. We can go to bed directly. Do you agree? I can't agree better. At this era, it's good to go to bed directly. I have a suggestion. Have you ever worn women's underwear? Women's underwear? I am not only wore it... I used to steal my grandmother's underwear\\and wore them as hat. Why don't you put on my underwear tonight? I think you'll be very sexy. You want me to put on your underwear? Can you? What do you wear if I put it on? I'll wear, it's deal, don't eat words. I want it now. Here? It's restaurant here See you in the toilet. I'll go to toilet, wait for me here. I'll serve it in 5 minutes then. 5 minutes? At least an hour, you take me as impotent? Take them off, I want to see your slip. I'm talking them off now... You can be more sexy... How to? Remember not to put the shirt inside your slip next time. Sure, I won't wear a slip next time. Wait, put on my underwear now, or else the steak will become cold. It's alright, I've asked the waiter to serve in an hour. You're in such a hurry? Do you like it? Yes, I do. I've always longed for this sense of beast. Wait, can you turn around? Turn around? Isn't it easier for you to turn around? I want to see your muscle at the back Great... You have much muscle at the back, you always do gym? Candy... What are you doing? I can revenge this time. Revenge? You forget? That time at the party you tore my dress... and everyone started calling me Princess Chang Ping. It's long time ago, you still bear that in mind? Didn't you say you never bear in mind things of the past? I'll see if you're angry in 10 years, you son of a bitch! Candy! Isn't that Prince Egg Tarts? Sui, how come you got this trouble? Why are you like this? Don't worry I've asked everyone not to go near the lamp post. Right, I've asked them all. Not only the lamp post, but everywhere, you darn! Kei, get more 100 men here. They're all ready, who makes the joke?\\Who are you going to beat? Not beating someone, but to tear the posts. No need... Sui, I've thought of a way for you. Get more men here first. No need... it can be solved\\I've thought of a way for you. Say, how to? Sit down first. This can be solved, it's going to be alright Isn't it done? This is it. We don't recognize you at all. Does it work? No one can recognize you. Let me take a look. Fatty, do you recognize me? Who are you? This is it I must thank you. See what you're saying. You're Prince Egg Tarts of Lucky, we count on you. Don't fall, if you fall down, we all fall. Don't worry, we won't fall down! Last 2 days. I come to inform you we'll be sealing your shop at noon in 2 days. Don't worry, it'll be solved. We must be happy and working these days Yes! Excuse me, if Fook here? You come for Fook? He's just come back. Fook, someone looks for you. You're Fook? You? Please take good care of Fanny. I'm Fanny's ex-boyfriend. I meant to come back to her but she refused. She told me she loves you. I'm going back to the States tomorrow. I hope you can take good care of Fanny in future. Goodbye. Sui! Brother Sui... you must help me this time. Only you can clear the stuff for me. You recognize me? No, I recognize this bracelet. You scare me much. Brother Sui, here Okay, I'll help you! Fanny is here, go and explain to her for me. Don't worry, I'll watch you from here. But you must go and explain to her yourself. If not, you're not showing your sincerity. Sincerity You must have sincerity. Sincerity. Fanny. Why are you still here? Look at me, look at my eyes. In fact, I was mistaken, I thought you were with your ex-boyfriend. I couldn't but told lies to you. I'm not Prince Egg Tarts indeed. But I did this... because I love you so much. I hope you can forgive me. Fanny, can you feel my sincerity? Yes, I can sense it completely. I have never see such sincere eye-sights. Haven't you? Fanny... Excuse me, give way. Fanny, I feel uneasy as you stare to me all day. What do you want? Excuse me, I'm not staring at you. The sincerity from these eye-sights are like culprits... they're also naive but like a swindler, so complicated. I lent him that bag out of fun. Fanny, this is my buddy, Prince Egg Tarts. Brother Sui, this is my first lover, Fanny. You're Prince Egg Tarts? You're Fanny? Nice to meet you... Brother Sui comes today to help me clear up to you. Right, Fook really loves you very much. He's a real nice guy. Say no more, I don't want to hear... Fanny, don't be like this. Don't panic as I am here, take it easy. Don't panic, be good. Fanny, listen to me. Are you free tonight? Yes, what do you want? I... Brother Sui... Prince Egg Tarts is just his nickname, you know. Yes, I know. In fact I'm like you, I'm a poor guy who fails to woo girls. You know this feeling well? Yes, I understand. Yet love is really wonderful, do you agree? I agree. I have love at first sight with your girlfriend Fanny. Can't you see? Yes, I can see. Do you think we should open champagne to celebrate? Should we? I rely on you, Fook, my buddy! Buddy... Fanny, I have many things to tell you. Me too Let's go then. But... it's too sudden, I can't accept it. Anyway, Fook... is every poor, how can I? Fanny, what's wrong with you? I... Don't force me, I hope you understand. You mean it? Yes, I do. You culprit of the society! I nearly opened a champagne for you. That's my first lover, you snatch her from me? You culprit! Right, I wanted to snatch her from you but I failed. Fanny loves you indeed. I... I'm still a poor guy who fails to woo girls. Sui Don't be like this, Sui. I'm fine, come on. It was just a pretty misunderstand. You're the perfect couple. I'll vanish complete in you life soon. Sui, don't be like this. We can always be friends. I can't walk backwards now. But before I leave, I must tell you, I'll never forget the two minutes\\I spent with you just then. I've fallen in love with you already. Fook... Sui, you come to see me? I thought you never care about me. Nuts, we're real buddies. I'm ease off as you're fine now. Sui You must come tomorrow. Where? Fanny and I are getting married. No, Sui, don't... Calm down. It's fine now What happened to me? You fainted just then, someone sent you to the hospital. Why do you keep shouting? Ho Kum Sui, no... Who is he to you? He... is my only buddy, my best friend... my brother. But he snatched my first lover from me. So you're also the victim of that beast? You won't understand. I want so much to die. Don't ever think of that. I know you've been struck hard. I had this experience too, I understand. I really understand that. You must have love to know love. You must be drunk to know drunk. Good poem. The feeling of love is really wonderful. But find I've wronged Fook. Nuts, don't say such things anymore. Ho Kum Sui is really a bad culprit. Don't worry, he'll be paid off soon. Why do you say bad remarks of Brother Sui in front of me? But you said he snatched your first lover. What do you want? Right, he is wrong... but you shouldn't blame on him. If you must, you'd better blame on that girl. He keeps being misunderstood. He's been heavily struck, so he woos girls to numb himself. If you must, just blame on that bitch. That bitch doesn't listen to his explanation. How come there's such a woman? That bitch is the real culprit who puts me and Brother Sui in pain. Who do you mean by that bitch? I remember she's called Yip Yuk Fan, Candy. The first lover Sui deeply loves. First lover? Prince Egg Tarts... How is your first love? How come a wanderer like me had first love? Right Of course. I'm so sincere to Candy. Why didn't she sense it at all? Why are girls always so happy when they meet bad guys? Look, she doesn't get mad when he peeps at her this way. He even earns her love. And we educated guys fail... to woo girls. Is there a way? Must we be like the poor them in our life? Must we become poor guys who fail to woo girls? I mustn't let this go on, I must change my fate. So I've made a decision which I regret all my life. I must become a bad guy. I do all this to gain Candy's love. Candy went to another school next day after the party. But I have never thrown away the letter I wrote her... until that day, Candy burnt it. Forgot to bring the purse\\No problem, pay the bill tomorrow. Little Fun. I come to buy take-away, as usual. Go and tell your grandpa. The coffee shop is closing down, no more egg tarts. I'll come again alter then. There're no egg tarts later. I'll come tomorrow. No tomorrow, or day after tomorrow, no more forever. No more Lucky Coffee Shop. Go' tell your grandpa, no need to buy breakfast here anymore. Go home. Be careful when you cross the road. Morning, Boss Morning. Boss, it's windy, sand will get in your eyes. Right, a sand has just entered my eyes. Why are you all here? We're used to getting up early,\\we want to treat you to lunch. Nibble Fai says he's cooking today, we must cook us a good lunch. Right, thank you for taking good care of me. You're so kind. There're still a few hours, let's make use of them. Good! Dad Fon Fon, you come to eat with me? Yes, do you like this? Of course I like. You've changed so much after leaving this time. Have I put on weight? No, Fon Fon, I don't hear you telling lies anymore. And you know how to care for others. Though I don't know who changes you. But I must thank him if there's such a chance. I think there's no such chance of meeting him again. Boss, the cover of Gossip Weekly is too much at this issue, read it. Dad, don't read it! Let me see! Didn't you say the shop is vacant? Let me... Don't play a fool, I'll come exactly at noon. Don't play a fool. Kei... Knock of this staircase, it's better this way. Put a wall here, it's convenient. Let's get up to the mezzanine floor. Good, let's go up and take a look. It's really closing down Uncle Kin! Boss I'm so sorry. I thought my granddaughter was lying. I've eaten your egg tarts for 40 years. It's a pity you don't bake them anymore. Sorry, Uncle Kin. Boss... I want to buy something. Go away, nothing to buy now. What do you mean? She's only a small girl! Bitch, you want to stir up trouble? You poor people want to play a fool? You think I don't know you're pulling my legs? You ask those old bags and kids to earn a pity. If you don't comply with me, you can only go to hell. Let me warn you now. Right, you have your rules... but I have my own rules as well. I've taken their money so I must sell them something. Uncle Kin, since I've taken your money. I must bake you egg tarts. This is the rule of my shop! Man, heat the oven! Good! Dare you work? I'll report to police if you heat the oven! I'll report to police if you don't go away. This shop belongs to us until noon. Good. Lucky Coffee Shop will turn out fresh egg tarts at noon. I'll seal your shop at noon sharp! Freshly baked egg tarts! Condensed milk on the tart, spring onion fried egg with toast. Mr. Li, is there any danger? Don't worry, I must do your business. Let's take away and eat at home. Seal the shop! Yes! Open the door! Dare you open the door? Open the door if you can! Uncle Kin... Open the door and let me out. Mr. Li, you must let me out. Uncle Kin, it's safer here. Finish this mixed drink first. Don't worry, uncle Kin. It will be fine. What can you do to me? Dare you crash the door? Right, crash and come inside... Kei, she has asked someone to help. Darn it, don't think I am nobody here. Let's find someone to help! Fook. Where has Sui gone at this critical moment? Sui? Yeah. Where has Sui gone? Fook... He must have fled as he hasn't experienced this before. Don't be afraid, look. So I say triad member talk about righteous. Look, Tall Wai really gives me face. He takes all his family members here. Thanks. I must treat you to tea, thanks... Uncle Kin, it's safe to go away now. I need not fear them as you have so many help now. I'd better stay and watch on As you like... Such hectic scene is rare for me. Tall Wai is really righteous! Thanks, thanks for coming. Tall Wai, I didn't know you bring so many people along, you scared me. Tall Wai, you darn! I've said we mustn't trust triad members. Mr. Li, you'd better be smart and hand us the shop. I don't want my men to hurt you. What shall we do now? Let's go. What shall we do now? It's late, let's get inside. Uncle Kin, come in at once. You are not up to fooling around. I won't answer the phone now. Sui? It's Sui! It's really Sui! Thanks, Master Ng Lau Sau. You're welcome, it's our duty to fight against... the evil and culprits. It's bad, let's run away! Darn! We mustn't trust triad members. I won't answer get lost! Sui, we all count on you now... There's still time... It's okay... Thanks, Brother Sui You're welcome. Fook... is she your first lover? Fook, we must thank Brother Sui. He makes me understand I must cherish what I've lost. You've lost... what have you lost? You. After you're gone, I only know... you're so important to me. Brother Sui said,\\he did that last night to encourage you. Encourage me? Sure, Fanny, let's encourage more. You get lost! Right, don't be afraid! You take me as a dead? I have warrant to collect the shop. Go to motel if you must flirt. Bailif, seal the shop! Stop it! I'll beat whoever approaches! Great... Beat her up... Ng Lau Sau of King Thunder Fist... I must fix you... Darn you! Who dare hinder me collect my shop? I dare to! Nam and Fon Fon. Nam Dad Fon Fon. Our shop can be saved. Right, my father has promised already. He won't collect this shop, he won't increase the rent. We can rent on this shop with the present conditions. Hurrah! What you mean, Law Chat Fai? Flirty Si,\\I've bought your Shing Sai Real Estate already. The company doesn't belong to you anymore. You think money is all mighty? How come I don't know\\you bought up my company? How come? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Chat Fai, why must you stir up troubles? I'm only collecting this small shop. Flirty Si, I admit I did stir things up... but love sometimes exerts magic that you don't believe. Right... Mr. Li. What happens here, today is incredible. Not only this, look. Are you alright? This can't be explained really. It's simple to explain What? Lucky! Kung Hei Fai Choi... I wish you all be as lucky as us. I wish you all run in good luck. All egg tarts are free today! Help yourselves to the egg tarts. Don't snatch, you all have egg tarts... No, where is Fon Fon? She says she will come. Chibi Maruko! Shin-chan! Kung Hei Fat Choi!... I am pretty today? Yes, you are very pretty. You can have me today. In this day time? Wait till night comes. What? I mean you can have me as model today. Let's go. Excuse me, is Fook here? Happy New Year, Fanny. Fook is coming out soon. Come on. Have an egg tart Thanks. It's delicious, I haven't eaten such good tarts for ages. Who baked them? Fook baked them. I love men know cooking, why didn't you tell me earlier? Do you? Why didn't you say that earlier? How to make them? It's easy, like this... Kei... Christine, why are you so late? I get nervous waiting for you to come. Everyone has his partner, I envy them. You can't envy them so much. Sorry, I come late May? Sui, I've found my partner at last. What channel? Not AM, not FM, But of SM. You can't envy them so much. It's lucky year when I see them all so happy. Sui, aren't you in luck? Happy New Year! Kung Hei Fat Choi! I'm in luck! It's lucky year this year, I mustn't economize on this. Thanks I'm in luck too! I've told everything to her. Candy, I... So great...
