[Vocalizing] ♪ Lock eyes from
across the room ♪ ♪ Down my drink
while the rhythms boom ♪ ♪ Take your hand
and skip the names ♪ ♪ No need here for
the silly games ♪ ♪ Make our way through
the smoke and crowd ♪ ♪ The club is the sky
and I'm on your cloud ♪ ♪ Move in close as
the lasers fly ♪ ♪ Our bodies touch
and the angels cry ♪ ♪ Leave this place
go back to yours ♪ ♪ Our lips first touch
outside your doors ♪ ♪ A whole night
what we've got in store ♪ ♪ Whisper in my ear that
you want some more ♪ ♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ This really never happens
you can take my word ♪ ♪ I won't apologize,
that's just absurd ♪ ♪ Mainly your fault
for the way that you dance ♪ ♪ And now I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ Don't tell your friends
or I'll say you're a slut ♪ ♪ Plus it's your fault,
you were rubbing my butt ♪ ♪ I'm very sensitive,
some would say that's a plus ♪ ♪ Now I'll go home and change ♪ ♪ I need a few things
from the grocery ♪ ♪ Do things alone now mostly ♪ ♪ Left me heartbroken
not lookin' for love ♪ ♪ Surprise in my eyes
when I looked above ♪ ♪ The checkout counter
and I saw her face ♪ ♪ My heart stood still
so did time and space ♪ ♪ Never felt that
I could feel real again ♪ ♪ But the look in her eyes said
"I need a friend" ♪ ♪ She turned to me,
that's when she said it ♪ ♪ Looked me dead in the face,
asked "Cash or credit?" ♪ ♪ And I Jizzed in my pants ♪ ♪ It's perfectly normal,
nothing wrong with me ♪ ♪ But we're going to need
a cleanup on aisle three ♪ ♪ And now I'm posed
in an awkward stance ♪ ♪ Because I jizzed in my pants ♪ ♪ To be fair you
were flirting a lot ♪ ♪ Plus the way you bag cans
got me bothered and hot ♪ ♪ Please stop acting like
you're not impressed ♪ ♪ One more thing,
I'm gonna pay by check ♪ ♪ Last week, I saw a film ♪ ♪ As I recall it
was a horror film ♪ ♪ Walked outside into the rain ♪ ♪ Checked my phone and saw you
rang and I jizzed in my pants ♪ ♪ Speeding down the street
when the red lights flash ♪ ♪ Need to get away
need to make a dash ♪ ♪ A song comes on that
reminds me of you ♪ ♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ The next day, my alarm goes
off and I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ Open my window
and a breeze rolls in ♪ ♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ When Bruce Willis was dead
at the end of Sixth Sense ♪ ♪ I Jizzed in my pants ♪ ♪ I just ate a grape
and I jizzed in my pants ♪ ♪ I jizzed in my pants ♪
(Okay, seriously you guys) Can we, okay? ♪ I jizz right in my pants
every time you're next to me ♪ ♪ And when we're holding hands,
it's like having sex to me ♪ ♪ You say I'm premature,
I just call it ecstasy ♪ ♪ I wear a rubber at all
times, it's a necessity ♪ ♪ 'Cause I Jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ I jizz in my pants,
I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ I jizz in my pants,
I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ Yes, I jizz in my pants ♪ ♪ I jizz in my pants,
I jizz in my pants ♪ [Vocalizing]
