The Loneliest Man In The World

now max is it fair to say over your 26 years you've not had much love in it maybe no not November but that means no thing to me because it's a pretty much snow nut 26 years that's the good friend day I've taken into my own hands not never late to help you out with the ladies I was working my way through Tinder's finest for you I've done this before for willernie every other person was a match sure he's a hotshot in London but I thought let's set myself a challenge let's go with a bartender from Salford and in less than 24 hours I've had over 40 matches fought really over four last matches in my esteemed career the tinder man I think I've had about ten I had to get people to click of course so you want you on the sexiest picture so I've gone with them now there's logic to this you've got Wilin either and you got me there and then you got our crowd for the people big crowd of people and we took this specifically for the team to be look at the next picture again looking fresh air that's the face of the women that's it look into the date there we go it's not just a you know good-looking guy he's a handyman and also you've got the two fingers that's always going down Germany these pictures are taking you through we will see this picture we go I wish I was that good longer no not November ladies cuz sploosh of course the classic wheelchair accent Steven porkin I think that's very secure what was that from is about Chris idea they even cheering a great do you know Kristen tasted about you your workplace Grafton and shafted you by Oh rub my way they call me the Kit Kat spunky what a taste what am I doing wrong on my owns in the profile if that works make a kind of roleplay looking for a wet bandit to my Kevin McCallister your anthem is me so horny by - oh I've never heard that we're gonna take a look at these matches ladies if you're still interested after this please hop on by phone number will be in the description but only if you're a lovely lady oh no what anyone calling me help Oh Steve a drag okay she messaged first she message first yeah that's never happened I'm not talking about their webcams you have to pay like five pounds for how when you do it's just some little you know scammer and he's saying this I'm so confused I was - for many years but I definitely prefer women can l genuine account yes well I don't think there's many people pretending to be me what do you do this I'm a farmer and part-time Internet gremlin Oh like bowing Chloe are you into roleplay would you promise no reply well I have a fine love I won six want daddy on the map i won 6-1 maxi on the flap hi Mack Smith pleasure to meet ya the pleasure's all mine what brings you to tinder he tried to help Steven find minors just 26 years of loneliness you looking for a sugar daddy to buy my dog things I moved the mutt in the sea and then spent my money on you hey go spend that money buy me replacement dog I've got another furry creature for you to look after I would describe you as little rude oh sort about my penis my deepest apologies very sorry would rather keep my dog though to be honest it were the only thing you stroked me and my sweets after her quite literally I was running after an ice-cream man with an erection when she really gets to the children near the ice-cream man with the erection or just had an erection of the ice-cream van no silly I guess you're gonna be my stepdad or not my sugar daddy now hey I'm not putting my ring on your test what don't well my dad's sloppy seconds Thanks do you like you in between us then yes I think it's quality for the really must bank that well my penis was in between each cheeks why look at this just two students hanging out oh yes you can sense the perpetual depression I just read your bio so what you studied quantity surveying you quality surveying and you are quality you smooth that was fast get used to saying that if you fit me the old one-pump chump and this is popped up rugby to the toilet curse my constipation do you want some Senna I thought you'd never ask I've never had a woman offered me a flowing rectum before you still never have either bloke it's a good job I like getting pegged when you're free probably 12 hours after this well aren't you a good luca hi Vicki pretend that works smashed it pals go swim pretend that your CX vodka and I'm a disgruntled customer just some roleplay there she didn't take to it will the knee and Steven tries no I'm the fit one in the middle I know you're the first one who caught my eye I see you work at Subway I send a pic but I bet you're sick of seeing 86 inches I also car so one because of the ankle Jess 28 I bet I could find you in the zoo You cheeky cougar have you been speaking to other guys now created this account specifically for you yes thank God or just like me another chick for the god complex reminds me of the Thomas oh yeah how is that for you well great I think I turned that isn't that something that seems to happen to you a lot no me not get to Mitch was doing there is that gun in my pants or am I just pleased to see you it was a gun I must have used it to kill this conversation oh wow well that's made an impression all jokes aside I don't have a gun that's good to know I won't be surprised as it is hard to acquire one with the UK laws unless you got it on the black market why the black market shame on you do I smell a catfish or does somebody need a shower haha OMG wow are you named after Rosie from Rosie and Jam looking for my gym move I'll be Jim if you'll be my trolley okay let us send a link are you a lifeguard nah mate shame because I'm drowning you right now hey Gary when I pop my cherry suppose so it rhymes though well in that case I'm a dreamer for a Cleveland steamer what gets [ __ ] stains out oh no thought I was good cool uh-huh is this real video no I want a smoochie a Gucci finally someone does well aren't you a Ritz cracker as in Ritz cracker as any edible crackers it wasn't a racial slur I hope that was as Steven as that was Paul Steven yes Steven it's all good to max never mind got you confused with Lawrence that is clearly a reference to Chris MD hey I'm constantly thinking about it Steven when the doctor said I was going to have a stroke soon I didn't think you meant to your pictures it looks like I'm going to have to prescribe you some vitamin me inject me anytime no euphemism for pegging that's a deep shame if it's deep but maybe I'll reconsider that's something you say to all the girls you'd lose that bet what do you do Lucy over the year from lucky max to be clear having sex with me is not a job I'm not paying for that again oh come on just want a bit of that sweet sweet youtube corn in exchange the only thing I'll be giving is her face being on stage isn't the only time I get the clap go to the beaches and the only Tommy egg perhaps this is sig your Nana's are the only time I got genital warts sad face you brought none into it they call me that the hurdler because of how quickly I get my leg over max sniff nice to meet you oh god that's awful but hey Oh Samarra Rihanna you've chase it's your brother video see which weed and crisps rum you been all my life smoking weed and eating crisps take about bagging some I didn't think you'd get that then I leave in five seconds though maybe four I feel like I ruined it I want you to stay I'm terrified by it leaving because of the monster that's under your bed we're 10,000 miles apart my driver can pick you up he gets you to where you want to go if you know what I mean or you can just tell him to shut up and drive I'm assuming these a song Rihanna songs yeah nothing gets steep this is Laura she's a physiotherapist oh very nice you're a physiotherapist well I've got a bogey how would you like to star in my new film missionary impossible we've already got one Cormac Davis on board sounds like an amazing opportunity I'm the producer on it although I'll mainly be pretty Qasim's impressive with your mind and my body we could go far some would say we've got c4 already it's bonfire night what a bang no reply maybe is it's cool what are you a strong independent woman I would say so oh great looking at Vicky makes me so sticky fake account well for a video just a bad opening line it seems shall I start again looking up Vicky makes the blood rush to my Dicky I mean it's ok but you could do better me one of it seems like yeah roses are red violets need picking hey Siobhan fancy a [ __ ] cool me Thomas cook because I will go down on you with very little love little gif of beans for me as if you used a picture of beans from even Stephens [ __ ] you know that got me that's the secret guys class in this educational video use beans use beans to get those beans they call me the squirrel because I save all my nuts for winter is a message with hell canal sorry my calendar daddy's got a sweet tooth and he wants that cream pie you've seen that you've seen what I can do for you the question is what can you do for me if they want to see you take over my tinder we're looking at 30,000 likes alright what on your tinder on this video anyway guys hope you enjoyed this video thank you so much sure did and forty women probably didn't care anyway stay safe look after cells ciao Natasha her job is cabin crew nice other cabin crew a notorious gang nothing I mean some women

Channel: Stephen Tries Less

Views: 1,099,406

Keywords: comedy, comedy video, tinder prank, stephen tries, how to be, dating, tinder, messages, funny video, sketch

Id: qmwqT0o0qjE

Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 13 2019