The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 224 | Knock Yourself Out

I see once I would day this microphone check one two what is this welcome to the Joe button podcast episode 223 yes 224 we're moving on episode 224 I am your humble and gracious host Joe button he would a few of my nearest and dearest friends they would be mall parks Rory Erikson and save on the gentleman how is everyone feeling on this amazing evening I'm great I'm great good wonderful same oh [ __ ] okay okay it's a lot of new [ __ ] let me actually introduce us a shout out our Spotify listenership our YouTube viewer ship advertisers here's where you would go shout out to the employed the unemployed the happy the miserable and depressed shout out to the mailman the teachers the kids on the way to school the kids didn't have to skip school to take care of the [ __ ] brothers and sisters cuz your mom's on some [ __ ] got to shout out to you guys too yeah about three dudes I mean there's the single fathers they said to make sure that we shout them out please know you were a single father you have no empathy that was never a single father that's why you don't want to shout them out nobody shout him out but I mean hey that's important they don't know they don't get enough respect that's true was a lot of dudes I raise the kids about himself with Drake a single father when he said he was I didn't think we would be playing this so early no they wanted together all right don't worry about it bro Oh anyway uh shout out shout out to our who else was that shout now tell Doyle your man just shout out to everybody who got damn it how about that oh now no I don't like everybody who don't you like it's a good question save that for my spin-off podcast people I hate episode one sorry doing a spin-off podcast maybe look at how many people check my bio there's booking info to do a separate podcast mmm serious inquiries on both them busy alright listeners let me inform you of what's happening now in case it sounds awkward or weird well in case it sounds like it's flowing a little bit different than we normally do what happened was parks and I spoke privately right and then mall text me privately so they kind of know where I'm going on the start of this thing and because of that well clearly I'm the left left one out here so obviously we're going towards me well yeah but see that's my beef with parks and mall let's get this bigger bag I don't know to our Dana stood for Rory I didn't know that my thing is wide you texted [Music] Branka - no no I'm happy for you but Oh first of all the solution I had no idea I was no no no no I don't know if they know I was I was leaving my place of work and park supply yeah you've seen your phone your phone that's in your hand have you seen it yeah when your man says yo have you seen your phone you gotta go look at your phone and he said Rory so I go straight to Rory's page and I don't know I never want to see Rory and Jim Jones together in my life no that's not that's not oh that was the funny part I don't want my name Oh buddy the funny part was you know right white boys they really got rhythm so like Rory still faces was on the one like on the beginning at a bar so I was inflatable punch don't want to see Rory and Jim Jones together Wow sounds like some stale face on like what part of the bar - snail face was that's part of everything look okay okay like Rory no no that's that's cool I was as laughing at Rory to distill face for the one what happen happened I was bad that that was spilled by the dawn it was asked the dawn but it wasn't save on the dog well he's not the dawn anymore we had to go find another dawn Wow as well why is Rory on like a studio hopping tour am i one I saw him in the background leaning on the wall with a Malcolm X pose and a guru and rhapsody picture you were there no I was not there for that picture no why the students II don't include me don't when you was hitting the Malcolm X I wasn't in there like two hands on my phone in a picture with this on the wall okay okay Rock The Rock nation brunch I keep the dream ville brunch he wasn't that but come on picture of me chill out sit the [ __ ] down sit down you say what Jim but watch it how did it happen come on like jokes man oh you need more so let me help you I'm totally cool Jim was just doing the weather in Miami and Rory hey he was rapping to Rory yeah I never want to see that in a Rhett for the rest of my [ __ ] life I'll tell it to Jim - Jim don't wrap the Rory laugh at the world now but Rory pected the stale face was dead Rory had a stale face game up the park nice was smiling a lot it was at the bottom I don't care don't have to smile at the body pictured featured enough Jim Jones video should be smiling [ __ ] Rory was still facing at the first beat Rory let get to the punch first then Rory turned away and looked at the camera the pant into the camera is a phase like knows these ba fill these balls ahead everything y'all are saying is alive show me I saw it was great a lot of you tough face looking right at me and I would know that I was in my phone [ __ ] Rory Church yeah Rory 10 it was like you had to let your boss at one point weird Jim's jewelry on who is this [ __ ] like what happened that was great that was good to see so Jesse so let go right back to Jesse yeah hey Walt Jesse out the court like he was the Oklahoma City bomber mister they walked him Allah he me what he'd be security form itself if it jumped this help what you need security for yeah ten security no you find these security man for what in case you want to jump itself oh yeah what'd I miss no he's a victim you have to kill me for myself yeah you might have set up an attack a few days earlier that might have went down because they get the highlight y'all cancel it you could tell my yogurt not a subway in sight we need to highlight how important we need to do a deep dive on what makes a great liar because so much was wrong with these lies and I mean I hate to even still be talking about this just could we spoke about this like a million years ago yeah but I mean it keep getting funny I keep getting funny in a gay community I'll be honest I'll be honest with you guys I'm waiting to hear from y'all I am kind of waiting for y'all to speak up and say hey man get this bum ass daddy like we was doing so well we was rockin don't go silent yeah because he's your own I think Jesse I think he downplayed how we got extinct was gonna but we got to get together like a community and say [ __ ] this [ __ ] he didn't realize it was gonna get this big though he didn't realize was gonna blow up like this he was just there's no way he did not think this was gonna get gained this much attention but no outer in the envelope way before that before that that because that was they figured out that some ibuprofen so he went to the bathroom but see that's what I'm saying he wasn't he didn't anticipate this becoming this big of a deal but but he didn't know that putting it through the mail who's gonna turn it no no I love dust you listening a bill no no no you know Bell well that's not gonna say he didn't he definitely did not think this was gonna blow let's get to how [ __ ] it how much of an idiot he is way before that before we get to the mail because that's kind of that make a little bit of sense the male part [ __ ] all that he went in the medicine cabinet we did fast-tracking after doing arts and crafts with three of his friends and cutting out and pasting things clean the sugar off of the advil like imagine hitting the fellas to just cut up some magazines and well that's why and glue them like he bought a glue stick was last time you bought a glue stick yeah so he crushed up the motrin he puts it in an envelope cool he has artsy crabs he has arts and crafts with the homies crush see and wait that's another thing I want to get to we got to break this down here but this is old so let's try to get through a fast we laughing at the arts and crafts stuff Rory but but arts and crafts is fun why do you make the terrorist thing with the powder in the bemble oh I'm trying to tell y'all I'm trying to tell you part okay oh you've done it before and this is one of the things that's not being highlighted here how many of you have ever had a cool drug dealer like [ __ ] dead like you kicked it with sometimes like outside of the drugs yeah we do no no I don't count we do the drug that's why drug dealer whoa well these were exotic drugs for Molly yeah all right so none of come on ball come on come clean and we was doing this [ __ ] one time do you beat it means you're an addict I need help help me you and Justin together can go to rehab if you fly with the exotic drug dealer and like you recruit his help in something the plan is gonna get elaborate involved the drunk also the drug dealer is the dude that he paid to attack him and his brother that's his drug dealer yeah oh wait wink wink wink wink truck I'm saying yeah yeah but okay so I just now on the powder oh yes a crime drug dealer we got together with a drug dealer so of course the plan got intricate you sitting there with a [ __ ] endless supply of drugs if I cut all the ease out so let's continue with our sicknesses he did all that arts-and-crafts ibuprofen envelope mailed it to his employer right then waited for the employer to respond and they didn't and that got a man that does selling drugs he said dad I'm Matt freeze down no no no that sounds like drugs come on parks it sounds like that's some good Molly high-end exotic that's a cocaine thing this is that's what I felt writing that's cool yeah it's exotic when it first comes by the time he gets to Harlem okay didn't quite get the reaction from his plant letter that he mailed to his job down the street so they went to live there with the level two after that oh yeah I think it's a game I'm playing with me and y'all Oh y'all think I'm playing with don't tell me I'm gonna me too - y'all right Oh y'all got me [ __ ] up I don't even know how to say it right but okay he got mad said alright I'm just trying to him walking in to the me I got email today really Adam were some some intern is the whole cause of this oh [ __ ] that's a fact so but wait let's stay there - because I didn't know that Empire filmed inched in Chicago downtown Chicago okay and he lives in Chicago and a lot of this a lot of his gripe is about him being underpaid and I know I don't know what he's paid but I heard a rumor as high as $100,000 in episode yeah heard 60 to 100 was the range $100,000 in episode is pretty darn good when they filming down the block from your house number one and number two Empire is like this is us like them those is 50 episode seasons yeah right that [ __ ] don't go off so what was his beef was enough bro he's ready to break oh wait are to be sitting on a new CD you gotta be careful counting other people's [ __ ] coin man he said Empire brought in some something around 128 billion dollars in advertising alone okay and he was disgruntled saying that as if hey I need my slice of the pot so wait when you work to complex these ideas ever we would have jumped you bro yeah nobody hit someone look at complex me with your salary and they were getting you know money off you and you know like we could have done this how to helped you cut the things from the magazine complex paid me $10,000 bi-weekly it's a little different thank you [ __ ] he talks okay okay we would've shot you then really shot you wait how did this get on my friends harming me what's the plan that wasn't Presley's plan no Jesse's plan that was this plan was a despondent would his BAE I'm gonna jump me yes to show you how serious I am about me I'm just say you could have reached out that's all I'm saying thanks for here for you no no I got appreciate you yeah I should it always smoother to like you know [ __ ] so much tight I ain't going infiltrate our plan I have mad motrin and I don't think you pay us by cheque tier don't send the check don't send me a 1099 for jumping you you know where your checkbook is right now no my business one is not my personal one shame on you that checkbook you know where it is I have no idea where my checkbook I go to the bank overtime you check my mom when you can wire money from an app you know Jesse just wouldn't abort the mission like Dom with the lie I've read that hole I read the hole oh yeah you got I was in luck I read all four or five pages of that of the police report of their version of what they version is funny like you could tell he pissed him off like they got jokes I know it was [ __ ] from the jump well that's what they said I was the only police report I've ever read where they kept telling me the parts they were all so confused like I needed a interview and then he led us and America to believe that the perp was still a white man white people when you're the gates who park that's true Jesse something you gotta do that subway never in the lie let's go through it never a subway in the line never known ibuprofen either never ibuprofen some tougher than that some tougher than that not ibuprofen not mailing it to your job not Us Weekly and [ __ ] National Inquirer magazine rip outs close to the register what else not a the two homies that you hire for something I might need your help on the low on the left never on the low it's a tax it's already on the high you're entering on the high and if you're gonna text somebody and say let's do this on the low it probably should be somebody who you've never [ __ ] worked with Jesse yeah and when you tell him to bring his brother you bring your man your bro yeah bring your man you said bring the bro the brother worked on the show - Jesse come on just and then when a brother get in the car first thing Jesse say is what you guessed it can we trust your boy the cops told me that in a report oh can we I thought you said it that's they said do you take personal checks and on the low 3,500 for all that just you get paid off honey thousand an episode 3,500 wasn't gonna buy the loyalty of the two Nigerian extract Empire extras hmm this whole [ __ ] was [ __ ] up from the rip point hey poor Jesse flight was delayed for four hours dead-end attempt wasn't a deterrent no ending was on a tarmac hey same place we're still on same place same dish different drugs tight on the tarmac like hurry up I'll [ __ ] jump myself I got [ __ ] to do today same same bleach bleach wait you know the [ __ ] was mad that they were paid and a person jack jessee you got paid [ __ ] in another way man definitely look disgruntled at the register and we gotta buy our own supplies the budget production budget finish so disgruntled they threw the cashier off and then a cash she ain't even people homie that was doing all the stealing behind the brothers hold me with the big blue jacket was getting them gloves off but but see that's how look how life go homey in the back trying to steal some [ __ ] he ain't know these two [ __ ] about to be part of a national [ __ ] case like he try get his [ __ ] off in the camera just walk out daddy like you're who was that behind him now yeah justice he be falling up the bag hey buddy gay community bond bond with a straight black men and let's talk let's get this [ __ ] out here man trade that [ __ ] trader who's gonna take him get him out of here cuz Empire fired him now yeah he's gone that like we would ever know we've been stopped watching that boy yeah I am kind of interested now to see how they write him off though like where does he go in the last two episodes always right in the car accident he was leaving the studio he was mad about a record he's ran through the light a truck sideswiped them did anybody go back and watch The Good Morning America interview over now it is so nasty it is super super nasty because it does it because it acknowledges exactly how egregious this [ __ ] is like he says sing man that is nasty I hope you got a lot of nasty Awards over there we're hearing in the mountain today I think I'm done with Jesse man I think we're finally done with Jesse Jesse is now blaming this on an untreated drug problem yeah we knew something was coming something's have result you were sober when you're crushing up the ibuprofen in the bathroom he was so boned Good Morning America no no sober dude even things to crush up the pill just get busy just he gets it in its a lucid thinking man yes sir he crushed the perks for sure he questioned 100 sit-in that's why I wish they would get all that is preliminary to all of these preliminary lies out the way so we could have the fun yeah get to the fun lies see as thick as all this is it's still a cover yeah absolutely that's true what nobody wants to know no I wanna edge of my seat for the [ __ ] Jesse biopic yeah come on Jesse Williams you want the et lifetime sell my tea give it to me you want the 30 for 30 yeah come on I got to know what happened yeah I just want to know who's coming how he asked to get me though like don't lie really [ __ ] me up like if they like practice oh wait the police report said that he requested hey allow me time to appear to fight back well that's what he said when he was doing me yes when he was explaining a professional soldier gosh where the cameras here think of 90-degree angle you know trash you gotta be to not get caught by a camera in 2019 when you know where the camera is and stage it for the camera to pick you up and the camera miss you still see that's we [ __ ] up at purpose no he wanted the camera to catch up okay they just see this is the police report says all of this the police report tells us that he planned for he planned for the fight to be caught on camera so that he could refer them to it and XYZ but when they actually went to carry out the stage the staged act yeah the timing was all off like homeboy was actually walking to the subway still at the time that he was supposed to be getting [ __ ] humble so then he had to hurry up and and try to walk back the brothers they didn't know what he was doing so say they sat on a park bench mmm they sat down and waited so was the subway real was he really gonna go somewhere no but that was his plan okay so let's go what was in the script so when they got when they saw him walking back is when they got off is when they got off the bench now think you got a check okay and I don't think after that old Jerry things up we was just throwing up ways probably kind of lovely mad as hell is this bigger I thought maybe they bought ad space in the store that's awesome no but if you would like someone to Joe Budden pie yeah man buy bottom line the timing was [ __ ] up on the staged fight everything was off just these you just horrible horrible and as and as a black actor like for you to be that bad at lying and executing the lie and that's crazy because I'm horrible at whistling oh I got for just me that's all I got for just now just as a society I know that seeing as to [ __ ] that Park I don't want to go to jail I don't want to go jail I don't want him to go to jail you're going to just stand out here and face your [ __ ] embarrassment like a man say come on and when you come home from jail and he's gotta stop [ __ ] throwing drug drug users under the bus [ __ ] just go on that [ __ ] man yeah hey you was mad sober when you conjured that up I know I know plenty drug juicers that would not ever yeah you got the record usually jump other [ __ ] when you got yourself speaking over him now so mall has made another gracious discovery normally we do our 40 ounce set 40 ounce van segments on the podcast but this week we had a we had an amazing discovery from brother Markman brother Marc I had no idea I didn't I didn't even consume this Jim I didn't know he was giving it up like this either brother Rob mall brother mall brought this one in my mind I was like oh [ __ ] I ain't even see it does somebody gave us two days ago Rob Wendy he said they're not better than you true they might act like it yeah they're not better than you [ __ ] that he gave us that two days you missed that sauce today's little game because I was thinking it was better than me yeah [ __ ] that yeah they act like they were [ __ ] that then today just 40 minutes ago he gave us more sauce in case we missed that don't worry about who speaking down on you they talk bad about jay-z and he used to go oh [ __ ] I didn't think about that you [ __ ] out here acting he's got trippin cuz [ __ ] talking bad about job yeah they talk bad about jay-z - he's a go he's to go there don't worry and I'm looking at my old gym Thrones video completely different yeah I guess well you should have been I think they did talk bad - about about hold and he is the go yeah [ __ ] that endings doing the knowledge yeah lounge that's that's today's science Rob got one mortals before white that a follow boy Danny what I'm here for the you I'm not on this demand for the knowledge B did you follow Rob when he posted the mural oh yeah he owns don't follow isn't what was the mirror it's a rocks it it was a collage oh I think who had the best year okay it was a Kendrick yeah it was a wall a yeah Jay Cole good year and it was Rob Roth K put himself in the in the mural you know the thing about murals this is usually you let people put you in the mural right no you don't usually put yourself in the murals they talk crazy about myself my lyrics at the top of the page I'm not working a genius about one of the genius yeah that's that's that's [ __ ] I'm definitely act like I'm surprised too when he read my name in your handwriting I don't know what to say I mean I'm totally caught off guard rob dope which is over the mirror yeah like don't do that cuz you my guy Rob got one more skipped over that one last time he got my Moto's and I monitor he's on probation us to see him so bad DeMar DeRozan want us to treat him like the all-star so bad no you can't beat yourself up anymore dirty swapping with him why can't you jump yourself anymore sign yo enjoy yourself a genius award with all the Cowell hour before you go swap it up it was a little too much once you got traded it's like fam going to a better organization or tighter said you met Rudy he try to be all starring let's talk about this one the sport story was going to should we talk about the Roberts yeah if anybody will be rough for the Bob's this week yeah Bobby case anybody check on Julia how do you know let's hope she's doing okay let's not assume check up on your strong friend Julia is my strong friend that's why I don't want to see Rory Egyptians because when Rory is really successful naturally gonna be hanging out with Julia no that's not a way to leave them do say [ __ ] and just Julia gulia ensemble listen y'all apparel man I'll still be with Dipset when I get to the Julia level that's true unless the album sounds crazy by the way I know who's joking around for buck each other but you can't by the way when you did a whole collage video video no I didn't even know he was doing this it was right here Jib don't sit right here we'll play this record and yeah don't worry about the cameras he's ain't worried uh what did you do when you got to the song that you ain't really want to give him a hard not to but Jim was right there yeah but honestly there wasn't really that in there if this Jim is Brian in the best he's been rapping ability and heat makers is in jail a weird zone right now that that [ __ ] sound like Oh three type [ __ ] hmm if they clear all those samples that's gonna be Jimmy's best project better than Hustlas poem yes okay talk to you she wrote that wasn't just the big stalking was it no no the bigs do something well let's talk about the remind Rory that and and Jim we just [ __ ] with Rory men don't pay off no much it makes grams so everything does sound good on studio bigs of course especially if there was of course I do say in the cup there was none no it was just we smoked and if you got a felon rapping his lyrics in your ear you can smell the cognac on his breath you should probably kid I think that picture a little more variable you could smell the cognac yes sir that's funny like you really went through that I can see his hands so Jim really he really ate ramen B he really a ramen he ain't lyin you could sell what a [ __ ] really a trauma cuz he can't wait to get to that ball shrimp ramen like your family shrimp the shrimp you can't lie on that nice we have ramen the shrimp no what was the joint when he screamed nightmares in the background Oh Rick who is that nightmares yeah like rough nights nightmare I guess the hardest ad-lib I ever heard of my life I had nightmares after that last time you woke up scary at night y'all [ __ ] feel be scary at night miss that's growing in Joe still be waking up you were scared to go downstairs in that big-ass house there's no more don't see this regular Joe cause night mr. Reaves he don't know the difference between dreams and nightmares I don't think I'm having nightmares but you mean everybody got nightmares man I don't remember mine anymore that's crazy but nah that's not crazy for you you don't remember nothing right now you know we Tomas but that guy you worked at complex at one point talk about weight I was on a show this know we early enough in the pod I got old slate of new topics Robert Kelley indicted on beer - [ __ ] it finally God is that where we done wet waiting to reuse thought applause [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] let's not start with with Robert Kelley y'all the Pats fans so let's start with mr. Kraft man cuz that's the fun what type of error are we in we're a rich billionaire can't buy some [ __ ] Tiger what type what type of life are we live in now Tiger went through it so hopefully you have to go through that yo listen man I told me come with trust Robert that's what happens when you starting and I will black people I like rough I don't even know Rory is joking cuz he be would meet sometimes that was two weeks ago got some nerve talking like that though I mean yeah now you talked to Kaiser on the phone every single day like you mad industry you hang with man industry people hmm your industry now true you be in offices you be in the studio y'all y'all are too [ __ ] for us to ever have a real conversation but the day but but the days are deflecting but the day that we can ever have one hear about what about about about roar about Joe Rory and Maul and the three different ways that we industry hmm so you see I'm down to have that talk but y'all are put so why you know would you talk about think y'all can objectively have that conversation about yourselves Joe I'm the least industry Nagata Bofill that's number one I've been watching your brother on Good Morning America doing me he was sitting next to a guy what you introduced me to what they got to do a meet oh I just told you okay so that's one guy and I still have nothing in or i watch none of that I've known a table and gave a speech next time I have my brother's birthday that's a birthday that's a birthday dinner that's a birthday dinner see what I mean we don't have to do this that's a birthday dinner that don't count as industry [ __ ] don't worry we're not doing it that don't count as industry [ __ ] though but I'm not doing it okay so you okay so getting up on a [ __ ] chair saying that speech next to home and puffing but that's not that was that was a personal private dinner Robert Kelly was indicted on history how was that industry and Joe has definite made a speech in front of puffs before fame I watched you walk up the tarmac to a jet that landed that puff was great get off I watched on New Year's Eve Joe walk up puff steps and stand on the roof to do the countdown the 10 nine eight Happy New Year just talk about it well the rest of us peasant she's a private how private birthday dinner that's what you brought to me that was private it was it was 12 people did and that's all 12 okay your [ __ ] let's so much the industry [ __ ] oh I thought we just were okay so if you notice more that was light there's more industry [ __ ] no [ __ ] you ain't we [ __ ] about we're industry take reduce us I'm saying out of US three I'm the least most industry number I don't even go to industry that's cool money give me a ranking that's three I'm last that's but more goes into a ranking you just named two events and both of them you just named two things for me give me a ranking on the three of us you keep telling me that oh oh you're number one for sure okay for sure Vatican official well yeah and Rory's number two yeah Rory canning let me hear your list just cuz [ __ ] it let's go through it you me more same see ya and you have the same order oh yeah yeah see got it Robert [Laughter] okay okay you have often at her and her career has a big toomai kaiser who when I got I mean we got to keep going but you notice all the Pete I am you talk to Lyor Cohen often like what are you saying you st. II I don't know how that puts me at one before Rory Rory has worked at labels for years that's true you guys are tied I'm on my industry I just not showing I be more Rory working I pose now Rory was just with Jim I guess the boy is Jimmy industry why is Rory head naughty in the [ __ ] studio now you [ __ ] Kelly wait listening to a Jim Jones album is industry now I'm over here industry that's cool I know I'm industry I'm aware of I'm aware of it you just more is one no parks is three and a half because everybody just industry is different no [ __ ] you and digging in a crate shut up no [ __ ] this big everyone industries different that's of course we all make our money from it so it's okay to be it I don't make my money from the record industry Jason would you say the radio people are industry because they they'll work for labels but they make their money off talking about the things they work directly with labels so do you wait I work directly with labels yes I've been begging revolt to hire a booking person there's no label person that comes up there except for malls brothers management's people one of the best families ever to produce music I don't know you assign to rice [ __ ] come you will sign the Rockefeller to dames rock you could get a revolt that was different wrong you get a revolt chain video game called would you have major bad boys should a choker like fab do is rock chain I love fat men take the rock scene and make it a children Rory would definitely weird a rock choker yo listen man how many things will be different or I see him in the children I my head's really nice you can wear chain but it's okay you want so far every what if I got like an orange like an orange no don't I just rock please don't know like a real one or like a real orange just I rock the orange no no no no don't do it I can't wait to Rory buy some jewelry that's the way to go why I don't think you will not really a jewelry person maybe a watch maybe good that count yeah okay no oh yeah is to come here with two big-ass studs now that's what I needed to do sing it [ __ ] did you ever did you ever think that you would be rich Robert Kelly put a crab but wait no no no not yet when you get this nice jewelry I'm only asking you think you have some weird percent what else is still the same you think you love the assistant industry man when he walking by last lap a little some I would have to break out the chain and you go walk past first like nine you go in the other way I'm not gonna try and do that talk to the guard with nobody in front while I'm looking through the glass you're high look in there you can see the guards watch what time to secret crack what time usually turned up in here what time BAM you was just here the last seven weeks no access question oh my god Robert craft craft Kelly yeah I gotta take all this off if you got the wand like you need you need me to take all this off change these for whatever you know me to ever behave that way I've never seen you with your family I would never do that like I know he's joking now I would never do that that's weird [Music] I would do that put my balls on a boy I've done that if you like it rock a chain like that not too far yeah there's holes on the bars perfectly cool that's not yeah that was really fun yeah a new podcast listeners they all got to be super confused all right it happens but we're better than that we had a moment that was really funny that was a word from our sponsors who are back with shoulder Robert Kelly no Robert crab okay whatever all right listen before we talk about Robert Kraft who in this room it's purchased vagina just had this conversation I know what I just we got new listeners just want to keep people aware so but if people too cannot see nobody here has ever purchased vagina but me I am NOT above it I just have not done it so I'm not a safe so I think I would happily do it I just have it I mean we've all spent money I know I know all you do is come here and record us like we don't know much about your life outside of that Canon is what you say about six words when you hear yeah but but I'm a little shocked that you've never purchased vagina as a lad man does that count international waters where most [ __ ] are initiated you gonna purchase something else going to Brazil now you you're young enough for me to imagine never having purchased vagina but see that above it he's looking forward are you ready for you like you got the personal check I got it I got to put you on I gotta put you all know the jojoba Network I love I love sin and only sin and no it's not that's what you know I'm in trouble for having access you know me times I've got in trouble drunk with reigai on tell if he bought the [ __ ] hold on is he gonna write is he from the money she's he gonna write a check to her though that's really like that's house in my fund I would take no no vagina accept it check them you don't listen alright so as men who have purchased or would purchase vagina the day spot okay either what the Wellness Center the wellness now we just told you all about the Wellness yesterday thought we were crazy they normally think we're crazy egg the Wellness Center's that's where it's at so now the day spot if you're gonna buy [ __ ] the Day Spa is probably one of the more responsible places to do it a place where all everyone centralizes going to back claims they take dick to clean their you know sometimes you have a rapport with the people yeah repeat customers and a lot repeat repeat customers oftentimes a lot of people with money because you're going in for the privacy and the secrecy of course so what I'm saying is if you can't buy a [ __ ] at the day spa as a billionaire a billion times over after you win the Superbowl six times in 18 years you just want to you you own Massachusetts finish winning it oh yeah then you own that Plus macaroni and cheese word box mac and cheese after the greatest quarterback ever a knife around well he came up to you the first day and said you know I'm the greatest quarterback ever 47 you had you held your man down in a murder rap oh yeah his man's shooter just died yeah well yeah but the homies came home what's wrong with this punch from you by some [ __ ] yeah you go by [ __ ] come walk you know if this [ __ ] do yeah anyway well it's like $79 that's why would that Robert Kraft is paying 70 nobody knows what's a very frugal people man the whites are very frugal that is true one no no no no I feel like he would have been a repeat customer so he got the discount why what do you think he's like just like a tab that he just paid he's got a little business card with the hole punches that's a great system get the handy for free no but that's what I'm saying they saying he solicited so I'm thinking like he paid 80 the solicit is that's your people yeah he paid 280 when he went in the room he backed out on Shorty and she probably didn't know like like that's how we give it up in here go ahead they had a camera outside of the place because this was a prostitution ring that that they were that they were watching for a little while that's how the happy end that's how he got lost where was the Santa flora Jupiter Florida where a lot of ready you gotta get out of Florida if they put a [ __ ] camera right in front of a happy ending spot in New Jersey who Cosmo - who came in he paid 70 80 - 80 79 79 honey no that's definitely to discount discount NEX was he actual receipt yes for the dollar back save on it dollar checks out there you would think you just don't have a chance with that about 275 all the chances in the world I'll see you the next night that's five hundo before work who's the first negative handed chick $10,000 let's find him and kill him like who was the first [ __ ] handed trick 10,000 by yours light and you know that was the jump for like a book a book fight thing he [ __ ] the market up I don't I don't cuz once she got back to the rest of the holes and said this [ __ ] just gave me 10 bits you know what they started thinking I look better cuz I saw the hoes doors look at each other like me yeah you what right I can get that I don't know the first dude to ever do that is but I know an usher song Trading Places when he get to the part about her blowing 50k on him I just laugh I've never seen that never heard never heard a girl drop that lyric no sorry no um back to Robert Kraft man get off his dick they have all these years of analysts that are trying to discredit this man like you've got it I don't need to hear from you about purchasing [ __ ] well come on man let me snitch on some of you dude like I need to hear from Michael Irving on this situation I need to hear from Hojo Cinco on like the etiquette here on how we should show these business yeah that's the type of people we need not these Randy not these guys on ESPN primetime yes a bunch of athletes looking at this story like prompt do you got a great deal no what is that yeah what rock do what do you do was just an honest - the prostitution what he do wait and save on is Robert Kraft married I don't believe I think his wife died I think his wife passed a couple years ago I mean but but he was married and she was deceased okay rest in peace of course but he's great more reason is good you can do the widow discount I think he got mad discounts now it's called bereavement it's like a [Laughter] flight if you go to the gate and blow jobs for bereavement I gotta get set free and let it get you right on yeah you had a bereavement card is crazy I walk straight in the back like relieve me yeah I'm in need of relief I'm grieving what happened believe me never one tonight when you were grieving take me to the bereavement room yeah put me in a bereavement section I never wanted to go when I was grieving but sometimes when I was grieving shorty took it as an opportune time to make me bust a nut and I tell you I couldn't do both so I stop grieving look at that perfect solution I would like to see how the young lady looked she probably looked like trash robbed like he went in there took the nastiest one hurry up god damn you six nine like the cameras gonna catch you busting up quietly grow you in the back room loving are oh now you're a CEO work alright alright so now now now you know roles reverse way to meet bail him out because he held out me yeah he owes him yeah I hope time time to pay it forward yeah it's time for mr. mill I mean I ain't even meek now time for mr. mill to pull up the chopper in honor of mr. craft happy it's time for time about time for rock nation to rally up the troops yeah I want to see a bar to go get hold get him a lawyer yeah probably why nobody knows quiet the whole never want this [ __ ] to be loud oh yeah quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet you're right when we see Rob out homemade the corn or Oh God he child get to the gun I fan or about you never coming back LaMarcus may didn't matter all right real quick mall was mauled you stole there's a real funny story that involved Jada kisses knock yourself out which made me think of [ __ ] never really killed Jadakiss for not having any game at all that was his game that you know he didn't have game I knew your man he was just up no if he would have got left up north but he was a chef up north anyway nobody what he was trying to say was your man is [ __ ] but he could cook and [ __ ] need a cook up north me so that's longer than anyone doesn't need mud that's fine that was fax yeah but anyway you want to go into all of that you know he was just letting them know like I don't really want to get into that but you know anyways you don't think II call rhythm after that but look look at this [ __ ] your man is [ __ ] I'm ki double all I do is get high and get low and stay out of trouble but you high ended it and here go a blank check girl knock yourself out oh hey go blank she'll knock me out come knock me out knock yourself out oh you know that money knock yourself out yeah he's Jay he's jr. smuggle all I do is cut the clip smuggle Jesse you are sick Owen just kiss das scared oh I mean her hair with it and down to her calf yes she was it thought cuz I here was down okay yes come on yeah that might be yet it might be Tati that my high can be that long even when the upstanding women want to look Dottie they just go get the long hair down yeah that's true right yeah that's a good call yeah alright sicko mobile kisses great yeah I want to call his now no if we think he's responsible for Jesse he's the blooper okay that's funny he dig it was the a gay movement knock you say that might be worth a call all right Robert Kelly man I'm getting a little tired of being right so Johnny's gonna come get him Malden believe it mmmm all body believe it I said he was coming again yeah that was pretty honest I think everyone thought they yeah like everyone really helped no you predicted some [ __ ] I got you but I just don't think this is the one does somebody argued me on it but whatever they got yeah hey but I said it's a new video hey oh I hope that [ __ ] no come on man no I can't put it up this child sharpened Eliza that was before different times but now if we think was like there's you know since it visit isn't it she can't even find that you can't even find the original sex tape dude first of all you're sick of you searching for it that's true listen I want to change topic now but I'm just saying like if you try to like if you didn't see it back in the late 90s you're over 2,000 like you cannot go to see it anymore good good very very good yeah that's it on on sale on every corner when I first came out like people villagio you buying chopping on right rob was mad they try to make him work normal studio hours like nine-to-five said he said I can't think those out Rob told [ __ ] he can't think at them hours my mind don't work between nine and five number seven - seven thinker when I write my hits between midnight and 3:00 a.m. shouldn't you and his nasty I gotta show no I don't do with oh it's funny laughing you [ __ ] with um Oh Robert Kelly no did not letting you have in home studio seductive Fifty Shades of Grey's dungeon Center no now that you do that oh uh yeah you gotta go create that elsewhere and now you just gotta go to jail do that in jail you don't try to create his own dungeon in his cell hey you don't get out of your crayon do to him when you in there oh wait he can't write you can't read alright stick figures yeah anyways with all that said y'all laughing we're gonna have to put MJ in there next man listen that's all I can think about right and it's all due respect of Legends Saturday podcast just acting a little silly man just telling some jokes that don't kill me no this is no due respect okay no oh [ __ ] up and tell me what Mike Jackson [ __ ] man they keep showing into the clips and all I can think about during the clips is how fun never lands looks yeah can you put a rock in one real quick just just so the audience knows you by yourself fine you know Joey got caught Neverland if you put a Dunkin Donuts in Neverland oh don't never leave this the easy way to catch Joe Neverland had freshly landscaped bushes oh you are you an ass now I'm not you are this I'm talking about landscape the bushes you are disgusting white-trash brain get your brain out of the white trash let's talk about grass and bushes you're talking about Neverland happily you're nasty it is a beautiful property that's always in the properties thank you mom we are doing beautiful estate our voice of reason it's a beautiful estate yes yes it was a beautiful landscaping it was a popcorn machine a panda a merry-go-round three for real oh it is street fighter yeah kick Mike's ass [Laughter] but what if Mike was nice and street fighter I feel like you so much [ __ ] about Mike that we had no idea about sounds like we're gonna find out in a couple weeks here yeah it's like when I kick Tim's and that little street fighter thing in this little studio here thing you go be great over here oh [ __ ] so that's where all this stems from a warm street fighter yeah i won yeah be used by its office but he also dissed you know Emma's Ilyn pac-man that's how you know he's sick in the head way too much time we can regularly get to that aqua pink board when you do the edges on the humble yeah you ain't even trying yeah you got like three Biggie's left that was always a way again on me pac-man eat all the dots sure game that was my pack yeah I did I liked it miss pac-man a regular both whichever one would go fast sajin istic doesn't get faster the more you go up yeah oh I used to hate when that happens when I would squat like Khalif in the corner before I grab the power eat the ghost thingamajig and they're not going and eat most of ghosts and then I died the ghost yeah good old days anyway enough about pac-man ah enough about demar derozan enough about I'm tired of Kemba Walker you tired um Robert Kelly anything is gonna break on Robert Lee someone Neverland Neverland was wrong and I'm why I'm mad I'm not canceling Michael Jackson over over what they're reporting from the produced documentary from the kids that took the stand under oath and said nothing happened we definitely need to hear both sides well we can't ever hit Mike yeah that's true I hired Mike side the state is suing for like a hundred mill yeah well I mean well get these little [ __ ] out here that's what they wanted him wanted him to his mom came out said he was he was lying yeah no it's a fact one of the parents yeah no sisters you know sister nooks yes yeah [ __ ] the parents said they that's what I'm talking about listening a billion Jean I mean he was gonna he could have bought NBC engine stupid anybody listen up billion Angie [Laughter] this thing's stupid you tell you walking by throwing proof sign alright what else is happening I want to talk about Robert Kelly he's out of God awesome wonderful let me hit the round of applause because that's really good news really really really really good news mad doodles coming doodles are coming goddammit his booty and what else is uh let's uh let's stay on what's about Zion's foot or is this stuff it's not more important to talk about mall assets I just thought it was desk I was just looking at Paul George walking with his own cuz I'm was wearing Paul George sneaker so it was just funny that he was wearing that sweater walking in still trying to show support for the brand that's all that was oh that was the Paul George is that did that mmm that's why you tweeted a tweet it out with Nike what happen who tweeted that Paul George oh well give her there's different designs he has enough Nikes at his door right now my bad we [ __ ] up this is the most valuable foot in the world right now right one of them for sure yeah top three foot with the most potential right definitely with the most potential for sure yeah that's the scary thing about tanking me what you might wear the wrong sneaker exactly but as I gotta stop doing trying to do god moves at 320 pounds let me try this bike stop backspin fan fan that's too much talk on that would you know be kind of do the same thing lord knows he's not shaped the same as ion but Zion he wasn't going full-speed he wasn't running up the court he did like a just a plant coming from the right wing not even fast and yeah yeah that's sick boy I got something that's the risk of tanking this time slave feed that boy guy I'm strong as feet woody officer kick you you're back how hard you think that's how bad you think you kicked me in my back yes yes over what I did my whole foot came out that sneaking kicking you back your [ __ ] heart go come on spine go being your chest yeah I'm hard as feet he came clean out this that should look like an ankle sock you know flip-flops yeah I'm like this [ __ ] went out there with a ankle something ankle sock since forever I knew something was weird because he didn't look like he knew he did that at no point would he lie oh [ __ ] he didn't even care about the sneaky he was worried about that knee cuz he did a split like the half split and he was like oh [ __ ] how hard you think he hit in a fight if he's angry mmm that's the strong dude that's a strong kid yeah for sure he's strong he's strong Danny that's one of those weight by 18 you let an ATM see if you can knocked out by 8 that 8000 at a bike like that nah homie is life an 80 oh boy that's that country strong where I did yeah that's that what's that mob deep [ __ ] stab your brain we should nose bone that's what they was talking about where do y'all stand on he shouldn't play anymore this season no no he should play nice he should definitely play there's nothing he should not play why why don't you guys tell me why you think that what's the latest status on the injury why would you how serious is it top five pick no matter what [ __ ] that yeah but he's a he's not if he's not seriously hurt clay he must I mean he wants to play he definitely wants to play Cassie he's a he's up so you don't care about you don't subscribe to that oh you're you're risking risking your future no no he's not because it wasn't like it was it was if that's something that doesn't happen often like he bust out of the sneaker he didn't tear anything he didn't dislocate anything he didn't break anything yeah they set out a couple set out a week maybe just cuz his knee is probably so it was a sprain and they would they will kill him to the tournament abandon his ayah I'm not playing in the tournament come on man he got him playing it nobody killed Kyrie when he didn't play anymore four do Kyrie didn't play for Duke he did play though but but no he played seven games his injury was a little more serious than that though then this Kyrie could have came back don't do that he could but his injury but his injury was more serious than this no he wasn't gonna risk being the number one pick which he had already solidified yeah I'm just trying to ask you what the difference is yeah but but my thing this Kyrie was actually hurt he was actually had a real injury this is just like Horsham his foot I believe he was carries foot I think boys need something like that but I mean nobody in college said but that's the dad that's a whole nother discussion no you're saying he should sit out because he you don't want him to mess up his his his stock you go out there blow up that [ __ ] knee don't get drafted in the first five but even if you sit out you can make it to the league and still blow you in the out like he could blow his knee out right now and I don't see five people getting picked before him yeah he look even if he gets hurt right now he's still gonna be a top five fit period like Joyland be was hurt and he's still with her even it even if I even if I didn't want to sit out and I wanted to play I might be a little disruptive when it comes to actually wearing the Nike I don't know that I would wear the night get you something boys bro and then that would cause a big thing because under contract with Nike yeah so I don't know I think it was just a it was just a so then they would tell me to sit down I would assume because if Duke is under contract and at this point Zion being at Duke is worth more than Duke Duke Evans island so yeah I wouldn't sit if I'm sorry I'm personally I wouldn't sit down I don't think he has he's risking much like if he has you would just continue to put the Nike on and play yeah you put you play it all up yeah are you children absolutely you wouldn't wear some adidas is this is all I know how to do is play basketball yeah but you could probably tone it down a little bit that's what you can't play with fit man you got to you got to just play you can definitely bull wrestle would you I'm still playing your league if that happened like okay ma [ __ ] I sit down I sit out a week I'll be right back mmm LT I don't do much cutting though we can lend you we've hit letting you in this mysterious basketball career we do that content people that wind up that bull should wind up jumping you guys five seconds to get that shot off you come over now you put his bag in the overhead all the jokes is real funny into us the jump hook over the left shoulder score one sec guards home on the jump hook over the left what God was on the court yeah jump hook over the left shoulder so one of them [ __ ] that I hurt you if he got the ball like he wanted only got a jam yet thumb like you oh yeah Joe playing jeans he wanted to make us be in the fog with jeans never play against a negative got jeans on in the park never now I'll switch it up with some cargo sometimes if it ain't basketball gear we should do that honestly sure save on what you doing Saturday set it up set it up you're gonna look at the mannequins oh let's go look at the mannequin Ericson laughing if they take a behind the camera why do you keep dressing like mannequin what Adidas store you walk by I oh the blue with the black [ __ ] say hello past like I like that whole lay right there yeah I need that whole I need that whole lane I'm walking in there give me the lay in the window hey no and this going no no no bagged all in it oh alright and he stayed trying to mix it up with a Joe Budden pod merch with every single out that's definitely Roosevelt Field special I know you got that from that Green Acres I'm having a blast alright Jimbo ball Boheme boeheim Jimbo Hames Jim Baker Bay hi babe Bayonne Jim Jim Hill old bay bowen jim boeheim behind yes i thought was born into this big huh okay Bohemian Rhapsody is behind Chris all uh killed a [ __ ] okay covered that one and it's [ __ ] up cuz I really like Jim Balin like when I when I when I when the ticker came across the screen the ticker your old singer we all sang the kids don't make up slang for [ __ ] like a ticker like so it's still just the ticker but chance has the ticket that didn't really fly when he said it was you want to take no tickets don't it did nobody has said that since chance' I've never heard it before or after Windows Chicago five times no one's made mention they have a different ticket Chicago I mean some I just loaded a weapon don't have a tick nobody has a tick I thought he was trying to do though you tried to get it pop for the tick introduces new word to introduce Jim Boeheim Joe Oh listen Jim was in a the person that he killed I don't know his name because details weren't released there was a car accident on the highway over there so the gentleman was outside of the car it wasn't it was in Syracuse yes okay I was in Syracuse Jim was traveling with his wife when he hit the man who had just just been involved in an accident he immediately got out checked on him attempted to stop traffic cooperated with the police and that's where this stands what do y'all think happened to to Jim Bay huh well hopefully nothing because they let Bruce Jenner get that [ __ ] often no one ever talked about it again I don't think anything will happen I mean I don't let unless he was intoxicated no he wasn't well then all the tests came back negative for drugs and alcohol oh well you know I don't think anything happened to him it's unfortunate you know accident tragedy well be scared like when you're on the side of the road and the car broke down or something like that that's one of the scariest [ __ ] you gotta get the [ __ ] out the way even if you pulled over in the car trucks fly by oh I should have scared I need some outstanding recipes with gentleman named George or Jorge a minutes jimenez 51 years old rest in peace rest in peace listen I did I was watching the news you see no a bunch of [ __ ] up ships it was a guided at a 7-eleven on a mother and her was there with her family she asked the gentleman and not smoked by her family she had kids over there guy got in the car ran ran over her family she backed up and ran him over again she's a mother died all the kids suffered mild injuries but in there in hospital did they catch you do why don't you resent okay that is nuts playoffs anything please rusty I'm sorry guys yeah the news is one of the most sad things word in the plane yeah I try not to watch it's obvious especially local news no one ever made it happen you like no we're supposed to make it happy news there's happy news yeah like good news here's all the good [ __ ] that happened today no no one's trying to watch good she's as [ __ ] up but yeah turn that up yeah then this rock for a minute Oh congrats DZ's and maro they're back yeah shoutouts you Jesse I finally saw the Teddy Pendergrass documentary I was mad that couldn't EQ his little voice transcription how Melvin is ice cold man [Laughter] when is his documentary becoming that Harold Melvin the short documentary short solved all so Harold Melvin and the blue notes was Teddy Pendergrass it was his group essentially he was a lead singer yeah but Harold Melvin took the [ __ ] name and made them the Blue Notes mhm he really sing my songs yeah Melvin yeah he's put thing together yeah and you'd even really put together he just snuck among the business dissidents it in no but he didn't shoot all his writings okay so it's the wild Paul was when uh Teddy was broken he walked i forgot what he woke from with and now a different hotel oh yeah that's like a long walk every walking oh yeah he said so when heroin in the room to give him some money is like you listen I'm broke man like what's up he said heroin the room because somebody say he peaked in the room lift up the mattress he said it was like 40 grand to hundreds narrow Melvin is ice-cold and back again right back to Jessie so Jesse dude it's 3,500 yeah y'all got me ready to call my mom and dad I don't really understand what y'all was saying it didn't sound like Teddy he was a group I thought it was Harold no no you've never heard house wait so wait so can't be life is [ __ ] I'm calm I can't be licensed Eddie better study absolutely 100% I mean I was Harold Melvin and the blue notes but it was Teddy it was Teddy Pema singing all that [ __ ] [Music] dad how are you I'm good this is what we're live on the podcast right now yes Harold Melvin no no no he might say a solver too early but become famous until Teddy Teddy Pendergrass took over the lead so who ought that's fine who authorized the Bluenose they said he won't it was just terrible promoting banned so I mean I can see that if Harold Melvin ain't do a [ __ ] thing they were not known at Oh Teddy Pendergrass daughter singing thanks I got a pie gotta watch this Teddy Pendergrass doctor is out and that's why you know Bob thinks I'll call you back I can't believe this [ __ ] that [ __ ] man his last with them was wake up everybody and he said Teddy's ironic he started listening to his words and was like I think my still he was getting robbed yeah makes Jerry Heller look like - no no more sleeping in bed no you gotta watch it because in heroin press Teddy when he told me was leaving like you ain't going nowhere like president so he said Teddy said so it's fur I forgot what his first record was but it was a smash - he said do from the blue ones look around they said he lost like he's out of it his careers out here like this first song solo after breakup is like a smash like a hammer Melvin song guarantee I want to be secure to you watch the documentary Philly soul is Teddy Pendergrass singing room yeah it's a great [ __ ] documentary you know tell you was that dude let me tell you something grass I would have been calling James browning the goons they wouldn't have been a Blue Note no way yeah doc was crazy [Music] put me on damn wait I thought you all realize how hard to begin anew this was yeah I think I might need to reach this some all of this has been simply you know send us a bird a know-it-all Rory feeling me though hey now Rory see what see where I'm going with that but we'll talk about it later that's definitely Teddy Pendergrass in there all right can we get system singing that's you producing yes changing the tempo I'm gonna get back to this I'm gonna get back to this Oh - anything with the PIR logo on it and it's gonna be fire like that they were super fire the whole label was crazy for the International yeah Larry gold did all the strings on the Kanye [ __ ] now he's still active yeah it's true that's nuts yeah I have to know of Harold Melvin you're fighting it Billy soils Philly so least hard as [ __ ] he was right he had to be how come also no way you could not listen oh this is Teddy and here this I'm sure I heard a heroin didn't it might be water to worry single lead on there maybe you don't know that H not even a barrel I'm gonna watch this when you wash the dock you could just look at Harold Amina no he didn't sing lead he was dead he was there to pick up the front end in the back put a mattress that's all I don't know if I have a shot at the Showtime now you guys do okay no no you got Hulu which was Hulu you got oh that's about to be my Friday night my new password no no no no I didn't buy I did some little coach [ __ ] from somebody that they sent me some Harlem Hulu [ __ ] okay but it starts you out at the $7.99 free [ __ ] before it gives you the real not mean that you're talking about okay so I'm watching this [ __ ] I'm like dog there's more commercials than my television oh you know you could swing the 15 or what like a live in 1900 I would have just pay I don't even need the bootleg link I just pay it my Harlem [ __ ] was so excited when hayloft was up there not when it first like that first I say love so now but not when it first all right deal in Harlem Harlem with doors always be yeah but Harlem definitely throw Amazon with Van Gogh that's a few time Eastside [ __ ] sleep in the rooms a few times you check you be like your family show Robert crowds definitely robber crab a bow use at the day spa what was worse I'll offer a Red Lobster when it got soil probably lobster there was like wow fights dad was nuts yeah I'm biscuits are good we left a bit of spa Castle clothes cuz Ian is tone deaf so he don't know what [ __ ] was doing in there like he thought it was really like a little nice spa in Queens the water is so warm is fam you don't want to sit in their water don't sit in that water I was driving down River Road the other day was that the new joint so Joe in Edgewater soldiers just this past weekend I'll try what they're like driving down River Road what's the name of that big a stupid spawn so Joe yes so Joe I hate no so you so Joe so you if not me I went it used to be nice I don't know what this man's weekend all of the winners when it's 50 degrees out today I just wanna sit up on the pool no cuz the Scottie seven floors how do they reach capacity now that [ __ ] became the daddy picture show the chicks go in that pool that's the new [ __ ] that's the new Tati picture that's the right that's the Runyon Canyon photo for New York it's the Sojo pool so Joe yeah so what they really first oh I can't do that type of [ __ ] done like I can't sit in pools with it like warm water with a bunch of people let's see so you don't you don't be going like the Radisson pool when you travel hotel when we go on tour for the podcast bring your trunks where we're at the W it's only you would the Radisson by choice your parts you didn't make those cupcakes in the kitchen right okay no I'm not I'm asking oh yeah that's very important maybe can make cupcakes because you're making them for your girl maybe not fam but mama I mean it's a little odd because I mean it's not your birthday that's true it's not her birthday no mrs. cupcake cupcake Saturday's she is that [ __ ] and listen I just before you I was all further I just want to tell mall and Rory that while she was in there chef and it up like she was lift up to spin around and that sound nice you know to let that sound nice I want to go shut just you ain't never tried hitting with the I'm bu double cuz you got like two DS and well um double B you double cuz he always looked at me with it Joe these has made the joke I just laugh no don't don't call me bu though my mother and I'll take it a step further I always thought that with the exception like two people spelling things in a rhyme was corny so I always made sure to never spell anything in arrived even my name fabin busi no big big was one big crooked eyes on that list as well somehow crook can spell everything and it always sounds good yeah and I'd be sitting here while he's spelling it out fainted spelling some [ __ ] treasure oh [ __ ] Wow that really came around my thought aged poorly oh I thought that while she was in this cheffing it up that she was probably a little temporary at parks like I thought you might be mad therapy parks going in trance there next Thursday no rhythm beatboxing those are not for everybody oh all 3000 13 of those cupcakes are for me for me and tomorrow for me to lunch that's lunch the dumbest [ __ ] the lunch when they've attitude yo what's this for lunch 13 cupcakes at lunch wait what what the dumbest [ __ ] your girl ever do what you've met okay thanks worried about you I'm trying to think give me a minute coz there's been a lot they can save on crying already smartest thing she does is clean sometimes i star argument so she'll clean oh no your legs no your ledge kick no your ledge King I'm right here I'm standing here like shorty from Titanic yeah master I start a fight social clean damn women clean the best yo that never worked in this house I've never seen my tub and shower so [ __ ] clean until I did some stupid [ __ ] I like sometimes I'll stay out like a load later if the house is dirty yeah that's funny I think so too no that's not true what's on the docket cares on the doctor ah wait then why PD wants to rest 52 job okay Manuel Luis Gonzalez he didn't he threatened 51st wait he's responsible I think we're shutting down lust so we should just hate him off rip okay we hate him no I kind of stopped going to last morning exact dangers no less did gonna like make over of 181 safety wasn't it was less than something else back to love I never went to love whatever want the love I wouldn't I went to both when it was like cool hmm and then I don't know I don't know what happened maybe nothing happened maybe I'm just [ __ ] but no news unites I was in there just enjoying myself at the bar and pan to the left and seen somebody I may have had some tension wit and he was with 40 people I didn't know what to do I didn't know if I should tell my friends and say there's danger imminent this imminent danger in the room do it stow away we should leave my spidey senses my spidey senses are telling me we might not make it out of here today bro I can't tell my friend though that's [ __ ] up you got I mean it's kind of good to not tell him just so did that show yeah sometimes your friends to start acting and see you safe as hell it's me that they're gonna fumble right you might I might catch one in the midst of it yeah if you can jump you want your girl to jump no no no wait what no not at all yeah well that girls jump in what do you got had their own accord did she got this does he have a gun oh she got the gun we good does he have mine from the Versace phone case to the gun absolutely not everybody you may have to fight it all right let's see here what else is on my list have Jordan woods gets tossed from everything I have the Oscars and I have girls that like the dude strippers oh the chicks that had the cool mom no you being real funny but it's what his T in the life you had about five jokes that I'm scared to laugh but yeah and chicks with the cool mom we ain't talked about that we teased that last week so we can start there now let's talk Jordan woods man I had no idea that this girl was so relying on gone the Jenner girl I don't know she is Jordan would mean it I mean I sort of never gonna name until it doesn't [ __ ] matter I don't know what does matter who's she have a job I think mall managers with Kylie's bag handler no sir job why are we trying to guess but he would manage her yeah I don't know man my thing was a setup okay give us more I don't think I don't think she would risk her friendship with Kylie like that oh you know chief don't really be friends next room no I think her and Kylie like literally grew up together they said the same thing about Kim in Paris everybody went to LA went to LA high school grew up together yeah nobody known each other since they were like really young I mean they're still young but like I saw some old pictures of this Jordan girl floating around that didn't look like some of the newer pictures no but that brings up an old beef of mine see so so Kylie Dan got the chick whole body done because there was besties and now they're not besties no more but the chicks still look good mm-hmm she care so she should get some return on her investment girl titties and yeah break oh can you take the titties which I think be real turn to do that cover Electra back in the day just stay with them stay put until dr. Miami parks let him come in here and give me my [ __ ] I'm now with that I'm not buying you to a whole new package and then you just a package deal is that controlling yes yeah it is and we're toxic and you're objectifying mm-hmm yeah Oh whatever I do Matt happening buddy so she's just got to be fat again that they have to unlike over oh [ __ ] that job took out did you save that she gotta go back sing keep walking around now try to arch your back tall reduction of I will better make it bigger I don't pave it over dusty as we try to give me for that of Rose a call really one now she found out late Rosa anyway I have man people hit me to tell me the roller coast is not diesel she's not she's not man she's a toned one very toned where you can shape them which is y'all way of saying you would be some respect for yourself yes wow you guys are trying to control my body tryna police me right away word to gauge if I would be yeah y'all called Rose play anytime you handed the she was crazy we was trying to figure out and they go right into Yoda [ __ ] was crazy we saw a figure some [ __ ] out it was crazy give her your phone earlier tell me what you think let me know we still ain't figured up Joey you seem to like a lot of these phones I'm into the workout [ __ ] you know I'm trying it on the keto diet Kido Wow that was funny all right girls did like the dude are we done with the girl to cool moms I like - dude strippers some nasty women in the world but they can't like the deuce - the dudes strippers come on can't like male stripper okay they can't check the fellas let me don't want to see that [ __ ] man they just be bored when they go to a male strip club they know they don't want to see a [ __ ] with Tim's in the construction hat in a g-string doing this squirrel the trampolines yeah like walking out my first baby mom's was leaving house every other Friday to look at chocolate white boy how did he go Google chocolate yo their chocolate you know some would argue runts move to the nude strip club that's real that's why you're the way you are why cuz I was up against them in our behavior who's the book is the blue notes seductive in the blue balls and if you're a first-time listener this doesn't normal and the blue balls remain seductive it is disgusting [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I'm bout to mix and master you but not in that way your engineer for the night [Music] coming in on some nasty [ __ ] like this to save all throw me a water man please big red coming right in come on snap it like this you know for me is there to see big ray parks poorest people per meter DJing his set in the front row supporting your friends one day we're gonna have a go easy fun you know what when you and the duck start to get a little flat here start calling them ducky so I should have been a group Jo and duck showing the Ducks that's what we got heat on the way dude did you like the song though hold on man we tell my big red if you all gonna do strip club and big red with an in and you see how he was radical if you walk in a do strip club and big red was an end with the Levi's you know he would have him leave I don't really had a Levite goodbye the baddest [ __ ] here just rolling left leg away hello watch this sexy [ __ ] Jean ever wanted to stay up on the left side you know always fall like around noon y'all sound like a stupid now that she don't stretched out like it's stupid in the left leg you wouldn't it be great if using them in their night handed to him just like throat I think making Reno Parks mouth afterward I'm not sticking around I don't want to give them time to look at me and thank me ready I do button in there no Jo pending the build oh no with that flame like you went up there come on the duck that looks nuts requesting your own songs in the nasty Ricky will you hit now classic classic pump it up some classic they work pretty well all of the records that the first verse is repeated as the second verse I really really [ __ ] with like dongseong uh just hold on we're going home this is a weird list why his generation let's redo that Rory that record is horn [ __ ] y'all it was it wasn't hard enough for you to give me the first verse again ah you asleep see ya you ain't you ain't catch it on the first one I did get it gave it to me again [ __ ] write a second verse no and you can say anything on that beat so why did he you got that off yeah you got that off yeah how could never be skilled enough come on the second verse time I'll pump it up again drunk you came to get it anyway alright so what else do we need to talk about we've covered Robert Kraft we've covered Robert Kelley we've covered Jesse Smollett we've covered Jesse Smollett drug dealer we've covered his sister Oh Jordan woods we've covered new Jordan woods we've covered parks we've covered big red we've covered seduction we've covered duck [Music] everything's covered Zion what's the version of the bartender at the dude strip club like a big write-up they're going crazy as more porn patron show you what won't be happening at the male strip club hall won't be anywhere that was the old Rockefeller move to pull out wait no I don't want to talk about girls picking these quads yeah first they allowed to tell girls when they squatters trash now Kylie did that she was like oh this chick cool but I can't really have her moving with me out get her some lipo mm like she really picked her squaws Wow the Congo squad created it's created Jordan woods and uncreated her give all the attributes I loved all of the blog sites and and a lot of the gay community waiting to see when the Kardashians would unfollow her mm that's a big thing now like what someone allows someone it's like that's what tells everybody everything we should be @n we should be done following peace oh you don't text me asking Wow unfollow more one time so he was in negotiations noticin is the 40 that makes you look I'm not nobody ever notices when unfollow like it's 6:00 in the morning sometimes like some of the chicks be really pissing me off like sometimes I want to get my life together like I don't want to be [ __ ] some plastic looking ass at 7 a.m. yeah I feel nasty so I'll be wanting to go hit yo you can be on a game no sometimes I go hit unfollowing I feel good but then I see that it says follow back still something damn she's still following I got I'm following it the mute button so it's even better oh yeah listen man enough about that have fun [ __ ] I told Rory Parkes mall Eriksson and save on that someone I know is doing a podcast but the squad did they pick oh that squad is scratch like should be able to tell you people's when they squad is like yo that I don't think y'all gonna win with that team right check this out I would have wanted to hear from you yeah but now you and the three own and I'm about to do the man bashing thing and we don't care the bass y'all Hey ladies let us be the first one to tell you ugly [ __ ] gotta stop we should stop being allowed to tell ugly girls when a team is ugly and no nobody care if y'all don't like [ __ ] no more or view I feel disrespected like yeah like it's a fool y'all that's man bashing that we don't give a [ __ ] I'm gonna keep it oh honey okay enough maybe I own our [ __ ] gonna let you go guys [ __ ] that and for the record there's crews that aren't being disrespected at the same time right disrespecting you on it and things just say hidden y'all back that's not disrespectful for the [ __ ] not to hit you back you a fill you [ __ ] a [ __ ] [ __ ] you just say [ __ ] with you you ain't they tight yes I'm better this is it's a whole slew what I'm getting a lot of a lot of dick backs ionize me when if they dig this in a while because we man [ __ ] man Oh Bernice man [ __ ] well Wow polite to know mad chivalry open the door in 20 years yeah they haven't touched the door in years good morning Texas yeah did you eat today yes and if you did and even if you did like come eat again trash squad said all right let's get some mics turn on the might yo you three let's go get the mics might wanna hit it [ __ ] theory that women will never admit to but it's fine because in those clicky groups there's always one that the girls don't even really want beer but she like ask to be down well no I've said on this podcast women have their group chat and then they have the other group chat that's - one or two people mmm there's two group chats that's true and they all joke and love oh we're the group chat - y'all ain't in that otherwise I want to interview something and they sit there and talk about the group chat that they're also talking it I want to interview some of you augur a podcast I do like let's figure out who it is that you don't like let's figure out the one that you want to get out of here that might be a good idea let's let's get let's get a group chat on stage during tour and really dig into their life like take your phones out let's see the group chat y'all got going oh [ __ ] yeah alive group chat we're onto something group chat truth or truth we'll figure it out that will get messy book is the duck you be in these dm's anyways I know you I know you be in the Joe Budden pod gm's crazy words giving it up filthy let's meet up this weekend and don't walk by a footlocker nothing nothing too crazy casual what you putting on no regular what you put enough have you ever been - crazy - crazy this is a Scully yeah sweat suits up like that here my freaky easy love throwing the easies on for date what's up milf on somehow I think we covered everything if not it's looking to Rose it hurt ng crazy don't forget to use the promo code Jo oh he's still valid now and through the duration of our Spotify contract yeah and if you can't find a new episodes because you live in like a country that I've never even I can't pronounce I don't know no no no no let's not do that that's not true is a real bug no no no I'm saying I can the Spotify techie people have finally 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sorry sorry buddy let me know mr. V it I can start looking at condos about a water right there you miss a really nice area right by that looks like [ __ ] now but uh in three years will be lit not downtown Newark uh no sorry no sir great city I'm saying love north it's been uh it's been a while since there was a major haven't been working so long last time was a nose is still Oh Ashley gonna legalize we Cory Booker's gonna be the president will get a basketball team back there and Amazon I'm gonna purchase you're gonna purchase Amazon that revolt pig is crazy Bernie Sanders is back on Sandy's running for presidential election which is cool and to kill my text are popping up with a man will kill them might be another way to alexandrite president ocassi Oh Cortes comes in oh yeah parks is big on this girl she's great good pronunciation that you did there sorry yeah you won't be getting a cupcake tonight there's a lot of cupcakes yeah imma go ahead and plate of sleep reports just chill out and I kind of people we took that break that she offered no cupcakes and nobody and didn't say a word to parks he went back over there trying to get cooler you know how was your day what you doing over there when you gotta try to throw something out than to see how she's feeling like how you with your weather was crazy today how you talk to your girl about the weather girl just come and tell you that she's mad about the little [ __ ] this you've mad at like why we got to play this old way like come on fam I my plate is mad full just let's spill it what are you mad at that's a woman ain't you gonna get mad if you don't guess go ahead go ahead don't guess act like you don't care it miss now but you won't get some [ __ ] that's gonna make up more than miss like oh yeah and that reminded me about that [ __ ] you did yeah I'm the [ __ ] dead [ __ ] the whole thing is that same she did Erica used to do wait huh what now we rock you know play rock him the whole time no your ledge it's right here man let me show please do far yes now I'd be telling Sam that how the podcast was trash a bad episode just so she don't listen to this [ __ ] god forbid I'd say oh no went great it was really funny she gotta listen I want to be in on the jokes not as funny anymore can anything just be hard nice over alright fine man we gotta end this we was having too much fun with our friends oh yeah we gotta go home our girls in the trap hello married to the street stupidest badge is coming tomorrow to get you been released fly you wouldn't get to know each other what's the games interests alright I gotta be honest yo y'all [ __ ] blew my mind with that one today that Jadakiss laid the blueprint yeah I will say this is probably my favorite episode in the 224 we've ever done I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time and yeah it is what even the fake laugh oh I hope that the Vans fine is as enjoyable as we did we have no idea how to sound it's all audibly for anybody promo code Joe if you want to continue to hear some there's great potting and just check it out so now time to get us a diem all can't wait for the park have to be over man but it's not true be such a hindrance for him to come and hang out with us it's not true don't lie to the people know not only go out mean it drip a little different right now fly with brown you killed this video like check him out the laces don't touch me I'll see you I see you style I just don't put your hands you freak the red laces with the red in the brown sweater we call that accents I'm gonna bathe that match the suede New Yorker on gotta have the knees out on a Friday with some free write the phrase your side yeah the freight you doing something with the frame if you see me with Freight I didn't let them my legs oh and I know I'm not getting [ __ ] that night I'm just dressing like I want something yeah you definitely we're there like I just went legit outfit I thought was gonna go to starlets but you know I always watch the other wrist on on people like the other wrist will tell you a lot like my guys got to watch for the last nine years same same one every day was the dudes that have the little circular bone connector thing another wrist the spiral Circle solid gold thing says something let's let them know that you eclectic a little eclectic dishes [ __ ] up Rollie on the left way let you know the turret collecting on the low online cuz you ain't give them ice on the wrists just a little solid gold stupid yeah good rolling rolling on your left when I'm down to earth on the right but like we all look at the materialistic but y'all still woke on this story you still know now on the wrist but then you glance up is like oh you a New Yorker yeah killed Brown how you even decide that in the closet like been a while on this color this color way this color in the color brown I really like your fit thank you I appreciate step out I was gonna step out tonight by the same way Park said hey if you get a chance to send over the topics see what you wear game in my starlit sweat and you said I'm not gonna be engaged now this man is a mandatory to wear sweats to the strip club y'all yahoo nasty wear denim to wearing denim to strip clubs away someone this is now some money to get it through here no you guys can't pull these up like way up here not at all no you got outfit like what you're doing later I'm asked to decide when Angola I am sooo yeah I'm after this ah we're now some more tour dates soon let me say that before we end we are announcing more tour dates soon so uh killing us keep it locked right here yes please Midwest hold the cell hold tight like Jesus Christ yeah don't know geography start selling place with old xylene and going to Midwest I know but you say Midway you can't say that because once you say that the time it's not we ain't going to like all of the Midwest yeah we definitely all be in a duffle spot yeah we're not going to Utah but you know what what I will say is you know without giving too much away the next that next run governor the neck the next slew of about eight cities to be announced yeah listen I'm a downplaying to my girl a nose well we do the Texas run I'm read my own core I'll follow you well no know how I got off let me tell y'all well no no no no okay don't hate though well Rory is kind of in this bag to even in this bag for a while give us a Rob Smith oh no my second home you might believe you say for Miami though well this whole house hot for a week nothing here what you gotta say I don't even hit him with the Fountainbleu and none of that I was there like some trash yeah anyway my trick my trick here I'll give it up to y'all before we get out of here and I bid them adieu no sinister Salvadorian mmm just had a baby mmm so you got she gotta go that's a dog with criminal links no no y-you dabney morning yeah when y'all going touring in March all right cuz March I'm thinking that I'm thinking that's when I'm gonna take the baby and go to El Salvador for a little while to see my family I was like are you sure two weeks you gotta stay in Guyana for three weeks [Laughter] you know those Roman charges is crazy I never did that I never slept all day yeah y'all see I see we can't even joke about this it bought a ticket all right Sam Bell did not do her August trip that I love Oh gotta go yeah they gotta meet the kid yeah Marty you'll never get another accent no rim what the she know she don't go to Patterson you don't go to Patterson Robert Kelley was indicted on eight counts room you'll go to be back to be are some [ __ ] this year leave apart can't be big right alone she's seen him in action keep missing your friends why she won't go home wake up them some girls feel like they got a watch they dude like RAM you could go see your family my G like they miss you that's the [ __ ] up for you ain't seen your granny is about two decades you here with big red man hey keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there I bid you adieu I hope I'm that single man board that play already pulled the money from savings to blow charges on the businesses T&E back alright there's been a great podcast we will talk to you guys soon remember promo code Joe for the duration of this contract and we will see you guys Saturday we bid you adieu the JB Philippakis no that's right that's the JB the J the J Smith

Channel: Joe Budden TV

Views: 628,715

Rating: 4.8264618 out of 5

Keywords: JOE BUDDEN, joe budden 2019, #rageandthemachine, rage and the machine, mood muzik, hiphop, rap, JOE BUDDEN TV, Love and Hiphop, Slaughterhouse, i'll name this podcast later, araab muzik, araabmuzik, podcast, The Joe Budden Podcast, Joe Budden Podcast, state of the culture, revolt, revolt tv, jussie smollett, 224, episode 224, knock yourself out, robert kraft, r. kelly

Id: -xzSsPzD1rI

Length: 144min 35sec (8675 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 25 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/mrhessi]

this gotta be one of the funniest episodes ever, jada being the blueprint to jussie is crazy.

[u/philogenz]

That whole Jussie bit was legendary.

“Oh, you got me and us fucked up.” Yo, I could not stop laughing.

[u/eyeswideocean]

lmao yo the conversation about dreams, nightmares, then Joe forgetting about working at complex was fucking hilarious

[u/TKeys_15]

Rory doing the Malcolm X and wearing Jim’s jewelry is insane

[u/BennyFlocka]

Big Red was the nastiest visual this podcast has offered in years 😂

[u/mvs2527]

Same place, same bleach, different drugs...Same plan.

[u/whoistruly]

One of the best episodes since they hit 200.

[u/doomsday71210]

These are the kind of episodes I love, the whole episode is just all three of them getting their jokes off.

[u/reezyreddits]

They were firing on all cylinders on this one. Amazing episode