The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 129 | "Um"

my own thing for the author back yeah I gotta come to penny Palooza just to watch drunk ice cuz that's worth the admission price if you think I've never seen drunk ice before in my life no no I'm saying in that setting I think we got some settings to beat any polluted serenading a young lady Isis Isis single male so we should be able to tell these stories right is it I don't want to throw you never know I don't know how come you never know when Nick is a single what's up with you [ __ ] babe you know I'm single know that that is true alright you see mom you have no idea funny this is this is funny I'm laughing now and please you alright Mike check Mike check your phone check one two one two microphone check one two one two we are back damn sure about to say I'll name this punk-ass leader did y'all see that there's a will name this podcast leader yeah we were gonna [ __ ] give them any shine of course we all must shoot them tomorrow Jimmy Jessica Jimmy's a Govi oh [ __ ] wait what [ __ ] Jimmy up it won't get that far yeah that's horrible [ __ ] that I'm not plugging in these things my go look for this you know that's what I always say I can bring this over for wine pork all right microphone check one two one two we are live to Joe Budden podcast episode 129 I'm guessing probably around there yeah well I'm a roll with it yes correct I'm tired of this [ __ ] so I'm sick of it episode 129 - Joe Budden podcast to my left is Rory aka McGregor aka hello anyone that's pop you mad [ __ ] you was somebody else on channel I'd be me and sin was watching but anyway every light skinned person with a beard though so that's true too uh I'm mad [ __ ] um you know it's funny I'm [ __ ] it don't even look like me make us call me Swiss I don't anything like Swiss that's a bit of a reach but for joke purposes that's kind of funny to my left is worried to my right is mall to my hat what is this two o'clock or one o'clock two o'clock it sparks at what is this ten o'clock at 10 o'clock is chris chris has got really snazzy clothes on today very trendy a lot of zippers on the shirt shoutout to the youtube viewership everybody watching there yeah this guy's got man what's apples up with the shirt is that a pocket do you unzip that you expose your titties not even a pocket oh man's are gotta chill [ __ ] pocket anyway Christmas shirt is real nice shout out to everybody on YouTube and we rock him how's everybody doing y'all good wonderful good I feel like it's been a long week I've been anxiously awaiting this podcast me too I wanted to do one over the weekend I swear to god I'm serious me too why am it make more content as more content damn it uh well what were you so passionate about I was China we would let me just fill you in on secret we were trying to guess what you were passionate about I saw your tweet about you needing seven minutes you just need seven minutes alone that's it I'm not deal with a thing that not answered a phone that's it so I said what the [ __ ] is mom wanna [ __ ] Yap about just a lot of clown [ __ ] going on I it's like a war between like the corn balls and the real [ __ ] man and in these tall dressed well let me help you real [ __ ] have lost all right ten years ago the internet came out those crazy mall is just getting the memo that we law mean it's just I'm sick of it though sick of it I watched it for a while and I just sat back and I already say [ __ ] I'm just sick of it's too much there's too many corny [ __ ] out here running around and just they need to be checked like [ __ ] need to be checked oh damn I I was about to say way but I mean do we want to start so aggressively no no we're gonna go get it today I laid out with him I have goose bumps now I can't wait to hear you saying that you hate when [ __ ] call you and say no we gonna get into it but we ain't gonna stop all right all right cool Rory how are you I'm wonderful how are you I'm well there was no any blues of anything anywhere right this weekend no no there was not we was chilling oh no you was at oh you had a busy weekend oh no I was out I was definitely out I just wasn't at any blue okay oh I did Meadows Friday so home again okay which was better his sets are certainly improving with the new of quite I mean of course he knows his old hits but with the new 444 [ __ ] and definitely better than made in America okay this tour is gonna be worth a ticket purchase when is that start the tour it's a good question oh no they're gonna be October I also recently saw that there's a cam tour happening mmm yeah yeah interesting cam just put up dates I'm gonna try to make the T next show interesting yeah I want to see that um there's a lot to discuss I don't even know where to start guys the list to see where we can begin we need to pray for Kevin Hart that's all I'm gonna say I don't know who do we want to start with Kevin Hart oh let's start hip hop on it's not start with a [ __ ] hip hop or boy you see what do you want to end with that no your final joke is the hip hop on it no I don't want to start with the [ __ ] hip-hop honors I don't even go up the hip-hop honors cuz it tailed love and hip hop and I want to talk about that too let's talk about the fight mall who owes who money in this in this bed of ours you owe me money because you know that wasn't a split 118 the 110 was [ __ ] with triple G definitely won that but it was a phenomenal fight man that was [ __ ] but I get it Vegas has to win they just gave him a Greg and Mayweather all that money a couple weeks ago they need to rematch I definitely need the I get it but come on 118 or 110 is [ __ ] ridiculous man who owes who money you just you owe me money you know that triple G won that fight I saw you I saw your tweets I know I know where you were leaning during the fight I know how he was feeling you know that triple G was winning that fight you know that but it was a split it was I mean the ref say but you know in your heart when you woke up this morning looked in the mirror you know tripping I have no idea what's in my heart you my man split we can go to rematch bet it we could double down on the rematch on my new question since you want to tap dance Gregory yawns in a split who owes who money I'm not asking you about our opinion on who won the fight and a split I just want to be perfect lawyer and have that well you know that triple G won that fight listen you have two hours of the brain you saw the fight that's a matter of opinion yeah I'm not trying to argue with you about means I'm just not trying to get I just want to go on what we you know what let's put our biases that's a word right yeah where is it biased I think bias is plural and singular yeah I think so too I was in school that day when they went over there I still can't do long division yesterday I think I think bruised right [ __ ] arm you know our bias aside this was a great fight it was a great fight this was a really really really good money real thing about this looked happy trails a Dale Adelaide bird getting her to [ __ ] out it 118 to 110 is ridiculous man that was crazy yeah but that don't mean that triple G won the fight I got me one that says this remark I don't know I thought it was a pretty even if I'm not I'm only a casual boxing fan I thought it was how was it an even fight when he went when triple G landed way more punches but I had around no matter what may weather wins every fight thrown osage little jabs did not he doesn't win on power punches Floyd Mayweather doesn't knock anybody out he wins on points just tapping you that's a point so now when triple G does it it's a drawer man triple G was getting his ass kicked I don't know what fight what she was getting [ __ ] his ass kick he's just also was [ __ ] up homeboy come on man so what he was deaf we're not getting his ass kicked he wasn't getting his ass well maybe you didn't see his face after the fight I don't know what fighters you see Floyd's face after the Pacquiao fight his mouth he had to sip coca-cola through a straw young Moll I don't know what chick of yours Floyd [ __ ] it ain't got it out Lord I'm just saying why we bring up fluid because because it's okay when it happens to Floyd people don't talk about it but when it happened to triple G is it somebody he lost the fight look at his face looking Floyd's face after the Pacquiao fight I'm just saying Canelo still look club ready that's all I'm saying oh okay so what does that mean that means he didn't lose the fight a lot of Fighters after they fight Floyd look club ready Floyd wins the fight none of them ever look club ready after a void fight who looks club ready people look [ __ ] up after May when the fights come on man you know ready mean that you know that not a scratch on every single Floyd fight I look after the fight and say damn Floyd can go right to the club right now he look like that after the pack up I say yeah no he didn't make a brat he went to the club he didn't know I'm she was sitting all the way in California the only [ __ ] - his whole mouth was swollen you're the only person that has Pacquiao winning that fight I never said Pacquiao won the fight I'm just saying Floyd Mayweather's mouth was [ __ ] up he was at them he was at the press conference after the fight sipping coke through a straw you might be the only person I know that even brings her back you have to okay what does that mean what does I have to do with this fight what I'm saying about this fight you just said triple G got [ __ ] up he didn't get [ __ ] up I'm saying I wasn't mad at the split split because triple G is a knockout artist he didn't knock him out for the sport of boxing I wasn't mad at the split at all you do they need part - especially with where boxing is right now you could get a rematch somebody won the rematch didn't have to be a rematch 180 much more sense if they're a draw you don't have to be a draw fat to have a rematch I don't know what people get that from know I agree with you but you don't think there's more money if it's after a draw no there's a lot more sir there's a lot more suspense after it you know it's a lot of questions after this draw because people know that this was a draw are you proving my point well there's a boy Canelo after the fight I don't know what fight you saw I maybe the fight was on effect I I don't know I don't know what fight you saw where were they born Canelo after when he was speaking in the ring and without you right they do boom right they boot boy I didn't know if they were booing him they booed him before they know he lost the fight but he's thought it was a it was more of a triple G crowd look at the base when he walked in look at the he's gonna get booed okay I agree that triple G one I'm on that then let's take a second here and so so I can tell you guys about how I did admire triple G that [ __ ] goes straight to the fight it ain't no dancing and dodging around with him right he's getting right to the business right he looked like he was fatigued for two rounds and then magically he looked right back to the business there's a couple shots to it is a well wanna load a nigga's face is like the thing I would assume if he could take a punch or two listen just go look at Teddy Atlas's his review of the fight he's won no he's one of the few people in boxing that out told him I'm not going to breed anybody who agrees with you so he's bringing down the whole sport of boxing it's particular this fight but he was told my boxing in general and I will cook it and I was just follow the money trail and a sports writer a sports writer tweeted a week before the fight to pay attention to Adelaide Birds judging he tweeted that a week before the fight yeah bunch of judges names came out because top ranked kid called her out before it's a little bit they were they were wiling about something about 30k and enough of her bank account after some fight or someone it's been they've been on this channel a little why mortis they're the same thing civil just buying everything that they say about people that stole $30,000 [ __ ] I love Karen she did steal it no matter what Karen talked with the girl she got paid off to judge a fight that with thing they said about Karen why was her bank records as public who care I know y'all talking about and I was shy there the judge okay I don't know if they were saying on ESPN I forgot who it was that like 30 K just ended up in her background granted I don't know how they found a dirty alibi checks her venmo timeline there's like 30 K sent to you for judging well first of all it caught it's gonna cost a bit more for me to throw the fight third hey for a boxing match that's a quartering of [ __ ] half a billion [ __ ] out of here 30 K yeah yeah no that's not happening it was the parking fee I was just a first paint yeah that was a [ __ ] so after the fight the thing what's homeboys name [ __ ] uh turtle G boy that [ __ ] slowest [ __ ] who turtle G who's that sure bougie why you come turtle G because he's slow as [ __ ] no turtles are slow okay what I did oh that's the name you gave me yes okay I'm naming him name all I'm not talking [ __ ] about either those guys [ __ ] you up did you watch uh triple G bursts Jacobs and March or whatever month of February March no he look a lot more spry I don't know I don't know his how many months he takes off but Jacobs he was great at Jacobs is not as good as Canelo but he was [ __ ] Jacobs up and looked way quicker triple G's punches land his jabs land like [ __ ] hooks and he just didn't have that against Canelo so I don't know if he's just he just did a big right hand all night that's all it was his jet triple G's jabs land much heavier than before Don this fax Kellerman over here Kellerman is funny I'm sorry we're talking about the fight should we not talk about the fight shuri argue about time I think it a good joke or or you try to bring logic to [ __ ] what you talk about funny I stopped and then you spoke no fine well what are we talking about to fight so triple G right just as I was complimenting him after the fight on how he goes straight to the fight they asked him some [ __ ] because first of all he didn't answer nothing to asked him mmm everything they asked him he just thought of freestyle she said to where he was saying the only thing he said in English was I was just watch I'll let you fight he said in English Tyson was great I what it was about huh Tyson was great for that but it was actually in English that mother [ __ ] never answered a question after a fight yeah homeboy was just going his own rant he didn't care what the [ __ ] guy said he was already had what he wanted to say out punch a Muslim [ __ ] and depressed in peace to my friends I may eat his children and I'm out of here might go [ __ ] you up I'm a Mike Tyson staying way to clean up way to be purchased them please so fast all right so I don't care about the fight anymore as soon as the rematch happens I'm purchasing it it'll be a full year I am buying it immediately they have my money I think I'm done with purchasing fight no oh this Teddy Atlas guys boxing they don't even try to mask it in boxing though it will try to mask it in America our presidents Donald Trump yeah but I don't I mean away from that I'm just telling my it's just boxing is just honest I see why UFC is on the rise though I could see it that'll be tainted soon I could see it because it's not already you can't watch you can't continue to watch fights and [ __ ] like that happens like it's because I even seen people on Thomas and like this is why boxing is going to [ __ ] because it's like come on man your mall is like the deep drug dealer somebody on Twitter say that you're the ghost of weed I'm not the ghost of anything like I don't understand wave about me the ghost I'm not the ghost man that's funny though mhm they said that that's not funny and any [ __ ] debt where's this is this a Nordica jacket no this is my Keystone Island Oh same thing anybody that wears this and matches it with the yellow in those Jordans is the drug dealer yellow the yellow near the [ __ ] knock it off there's a lot knock it off mall oh my god what's on that the dad add color blonde what's that uh BTS BJ's are close one oh no Chris gotta gotta go all right uh so that would that happen to fight happen what did we get medals man let's just delve into it man let's just get right to the shit's man no I thought we were up to the shit's already no I mean the [ __ ] you want to start now now the show start let's get to the [ __ ] all right now I think I think we got the opening music - oh wait wait do wanna get aggressive first oh you want to talk about Kevin Hart whatever y'all want to do man I've rather to get out I want to hear and I wanna hear more friend I'm on edge of my seat yeah whatever they have to do with Kevin no I have to do the clowns right that's clown [ __ ] man yeah listen man you can't make a bunch of money right and this is - you know I'm not gonna try not to put no names out there Danny but it's just it's just a lot of clown [ __ ] [ __ ] going on right you can't make upwards of 200 million dollars and be hatin I can't make up with the two hundred million dollars and be pillow talkin [ __ ] has to stop somewhere you just say some [ __ ] that you don't know you go pillow talk it's what you pillow talking about those you can talk with the lady I'm talking about when you talk about other men right that's pillow talk you can't do that laying your head on a pillow with a woman tears no no you're not talking about you I'm so when I talk about other mother men in the bed right you have the girl already fair you had you in bed oh and see that's a different context Houston that's yeah that's I'm not talk to the lady in pain no it's what you're talking about you should not be talking about other men while you have the lady that you think she might be filling this other guy that you're talking about you can't kick his back end and don't turn on his name when you're in bed you got already you could not but that's corny though that's corneas foot that's that's reserved for Corning is it still it's still will be I don't I I agree with you yes I know that I'm a weirdo this corny man [ __ ] got to stop what I'm saying is I don't know if everybody else is operating under that thanks sir they need to be this certain [ __ ] that just always will forever remain but that's the problem it's a lot of freestyle like [ __ ] have lost the guidelines out it's no out of bounds no more [ __ ] is playing jail ball and that's actually how I know they [ __ ] wack [ __ ] cuz I don't understand how women could sit there and listen to a man talk about another man when y'all ask naked laying him 20,000,000 think that [ __ ] is cool 200 million according my listen to anything with 200 million good point first of all I know I'm getting old cuz Rory just said [ __ ] and I should just sound like the strongest word ever that's number one number two just for the sake of the podcast I'm gonna try to play devil's advocate well play it I'm with that right now if I have two hundred million dollars right which I don't right I've never had that right so I just want to be clear in case the [ __ ] sniper boys didn't think you did you know it's funny the [ __ ] stick-up boys ain't even thickened up anymore what did his thicker boys doing scam your credit card from there oh I don't want to meet one of them that's a dual threat scammer oh man no no smokin a stick-up scammer alright so anyway we just um I had a point I was getting two doubles F oh there was a bit more if I have two hundred million dollars and you get one of my women and then I know it I gotta hate a little bit what do you hating on you want in life [ __ ] you guys may not know no no what you mean no I'm sharing a girl with you I have 200 million dollars I live in my arrogance I like all of my girls yeah but no no no no how this goes though I'm stepping into okay and I'm explained of someone and I'm and I'm breaking it down for your ball right so tell me you can't do that I don't there's no you I don't care it's not even about you just you have to follow certain guidelines and certain rules at all there's a man it's just some things men just cannot do if we subscribe to that theory which you and I do right I'm talking about the new every man shall be subscribed to it every man you corneas your get about a man with a girl you shouldn't have another man is emotional so a [ __ ] about no other due to a female you shouldn't be especially when you laying down with then you got already you should I don't even care so much don't ever yeah even if you don't have it okay here all right so let me introduce this here right in let's just delve deeper for a second and women stop laughing at corny [ __ ] jokes just cuz they got money stop doing that [ __ ] it's okay to tell a [ __ ] with money he corny it's okay it's alright mom it's okay it's what I'm saying no I'm good tell a [ __ ] he's corny just like thinking girls are funny until they Vietnam and it needs to happen you know he's corny [ __ ] man she does not stop let's stop giving these corny [ __ ] life okay but let me ask you a question I've had to explain Devils ever get how you know he's not funny man I don't know I don't know you see here [ __ ] talking crack jokes and you see a bunch of women laugh you don't be saying to yourself that wasn't even that funny come on man I'm not no hey and [ __ ] is funny I laugh when it's not yelling [ __ ] is funny I like I laugh but when it's not and you see everybody else laughing you like your wife she kept nobody ever wrote me this no no no no they didn't rose in but what happened was somebody said somethin she laughed no it's just that I saw her laughing Walmart back watching ship for a while and it's like yo it's really no more God [ __ ] is ow hey just freestylin doing whatever they want to backtrack on that point here's where you and I can relate show you out of this we always had to really be funny or really do something dope for women to notice us ballplayers had money they was tall they could just do whatever and women are going to go they're rappers included in it we actually had to be funny have great personalities and do dope [ __ ] for those type of women to notice us so naturally we may be a bit salty nobody million-dollar guy walk no no no no say why did the chicken cross the road in every [ __ ] in the nose laughter no hit you got me wrong I'm not see it's not even about the money it's just y'all had to be funny it's not even about my thing is it's like chicks just be given a pass to [ __ ] cuz they got money I mean that's the way the world works doing for somebody in every ass for T on the world that's corny dough it's okay to talk with money day yo fam you're corny I [ __ ] with you but you will corn you naked alright you also work at the type of women that you are talking about I'm gonna play devil's advocate again the woman in here mask them hustling yeah if you laughing at two hundred million dollar homeboy really fun hey let me tell you something something I came all as a gentleman I am NOT this is what you a lot of you athlete [ __ ] do and I'm gonna say that here cuz a lot of you athlete [ __ ] listening to this podcast y'all tell me when I see y'all so that that is my next point we want lost if you're listening I don't want it enough I know I'm not never going to no [ __ ] game no way I'm being my living room I don't want any tickets from you guys but give them the rori leave them at will call now now mall plus one plus one plus isn't that locker room culture what laughing at a corny joke knit no no no no [ __ ] kickin [ __ ] back then yeah but that's what I'm saying that's why I'm addressing it because it needs to be a Christmas long it's gone without people somebody saying somebody and it's like now it's almost like the norm and that [ __ ] is not cool stop talking about other men to females stop doing it she if she going you got it you got it if that's how you got a draw woman's attention fam you got to go back to the drawing board you got to come up with another I tell [ __ ] all the time hey I let whoever you wanna highlight that that know me just don't use my name to do it don't use my name don't you should never even be swear that was when I was in I don't know if I want the type of chicks that that works on you know like it's not I don't I don't want any of these girl I'm just saying like you sit back and you see [ __ ] and it's like no y'all know y'all want to [ __ ] a few one in the [ __ ] them and warning them is two different you know that's I don't want any of them now what I [ __ ] oh of course they attractive women but when I'm separates men and women a lot of days we could want something important we can like something and not want it right that separates men oh I see where both of y'all are about to head and let me just tell y'all y'all opening Pandora's box well that's what needs a hand y'all need to open Pandora's box it needs to be spoken about I'm sorry it's too much clown [ __ ] going on out here [ __ ] think cuz they got money they give its past as a veil oh man money don't make you a real [ __ ] and that's what that's what inherited is [ __ ] up that don't make you really dumb wait are you real but real is now some of the realest [ __ ] I know all broke but you know what they got a lot of loyalty honor ethics it's a lot of clowns do you name it a bunch of [ __ ] that don't look good or sound good names to gram capture [ __ ] Instagram I don't live outside of an telling you look at the world when you don't got morals you can make some money I agree with you let me know very clever know you'll agree well I know but we'd be kickin it yeah honestly I'm with you on all this I'm just I just got to get it out there I just got to put it in the universe won't say unfortunately in and listen I I make these jokes but a lot of these jokes I get from you these traits these characteristics that you speak of they are not attractive on Instagram so it's not what's attracting the women that's the problem though that's the problem we got to stop living for Instagram what don't even want to hang out with you my [ __ ] if the picture won't be good that's oh that's right it's not a photo op she ain't coming through she's not coming through the Hangout if it's not a photo op who won't beat it Lady Luck going I'm sorry if y'all thought that because Kevin Hart cheated we was siding with y'all we're not now we all still still men's rights [ __ ] but this is the perfect segue to talk about this so let's not let's not delve right into it let's deal with her for a little bit is she leaving never well okay let me take about not never but not for this elaborate Kevin Hart cheated air quotes all right he cheated mm-hmm I don't think she'll leave because it's like okay you cheated you're a man you had a man moment as he [ __ ] up yes is she gonna leave though no because part of being married is working through problems they're married right yes honey % yes it's working through problems and working through you know you take your vows it said you know it's through thick and thin well those vows in that absolute she could make that case why you're absolutely right but do I think she will leave no I think this is what I think and granted if there are any woman listening let me let me qualify all of this with this is a ring of Rome of five men yeah so let me just say that but what I will say is I think that a lot of a lot more woman would tolerate cheating then even they would like to admit it's when it's it comes with the egg on the face that it makes things a bit more complicated I think women are much more scared of the fact of being embarrassed in public than the actual act of cheating though when we just don't one way in battle alone and it R up my point to make the same point differently egg on the face is yeah yeah variares man yeah I don't think that I just want to be embarrassed okay but I saw a guy raised this point right and he was joking but I thought it was a profound point and the women are gonna kill me for this but I just AM opening dialogue the guys that or no girl wants to be embarrassed but it's never the guy telling everybody everything right it's a fact it's a fact and no no you know why that is because a certain certain little that was genius when I read it I was like you know what damn it please write it and Here I am gonna speak for women yeah so I think when women do that they're trying to clean up the little bit that has come out to make them look better I think it's a rush to try to look better through the embarrassment it backfires 99% of the time but I think when they do that they're trying to clean up what everyone is assuming like that low heat cheetah comes out let me go on a whole rant on what happened to try to clean up my ego and then let's end it okay so now that I got that out and then let's just be all the way real Kevin Hart is rich they're one of the biggest stars in Hollywood right now he wealthy do you think that his wife is gonna leave that because of some cheating and he wasn't even like out and open it was a woman trying to get money and extort him and put the video out like so he wasn't being messy he wasn't like out in the open and no we mean no more let's save that okay but boy was he being messy and the tape was released yeah but it was released because he was trying to be extorted and once they found out the money wasn't coming oh no oh you're saying you're saying you like the way that he cheated if not for the tape getting leaked he would have been cool he would have been alright you think this is the first time Kevin Hart has cheated that's another point how do we know that he ain't been caught before behind the scenes this could be the status might have an agreement that's my point don't think I don't think they have an agreement oh I don't think woman agreed for this they they don't sign up for this my men know that no no no they do but women know that side chicks exist women speak about side [ __ ] every single okay that was the moment that someone just brought the box in here they think about they think woman's eye open you know side chicks exist they know that I've seen married women talk about yeah you were just a side [ __ ] yo this is the problem Kevin Hart [ __ ] is getting all of us in trouble is just like yo listen you just gotta address was if people just be real 9 your lives just be real [ __ ] the Kevin Hart's are definitely spiced my sex life ugh this is real man no it's no side chicks exist they know there's like trying to race out there is rich small women no women do no side chicks exist and I hear I am gonna speak for women and I hate to do that so one I apologize listen women no side chicks exist women don't know that side chicks exist pertaining to them well they need to be real with themselves that's all see when [ __ ] [ __ ] up at is what you starts treating your side like you mean that's when [ __ ] get the gas the real [ __ ] up oh man I didn't even know we were married stop treating the side like the main stop stop giving them decide power would she feel like she could even talk and walk like she the main play your part I'm gonna do it again more devil's advocate why but you mean watch because you know is I make it's like to do this I decide don't know that Kevin Hart is married with a kid on the way she don't know that they let the female don't know that of course she knows alright this so Dean you signed up for this [ __ ] play your part well Instagram changed that whole [ __ ] cuz there never was there never was well you're probably like more about the snuff me no I have to say real [ __ ] play hard the whole point of a side chick was just to be [ __ ] the celebrity or the rich dude but now you have Instagram where you can benefit even more financially office so they [ __ ] you to expose you know I think I think Trey could give me 20 minutes these these clowns y'all [ __ ] what happened was necessary and stupid enough funny clown [ __ ] gave these these decide chicks a platform see and I'm saying this this is how Malcolm X said the roosters coming home to roost this is what this is you [ __ ] gave these sides gave these side chicks you [ __ ] gave these side chicks power and you gave them a platform to where they feel like they can start extorting [ __ ] now wrong well from you know [ __ ] that extort [ __ ] as gangsters gangstas extort [ __ ] chispa's on cheek starting o [ __ ] when the [ __ ] this start when did this happen Oh ladies wait for me when these clown [ __ ] k these side chicks a platform that's when it started when you excite when you clown [ __ ] gave these side chicks and power when you empowered them where they feel like they can be celebrities and have platforms and they can start all these businesses or for being a side chick that ain't that a real [ __ ] I don't know if only clown [ __ ] contributed the clown [ __ ] ain't no real negative power with no side chick ain't no real [ __ ] gonna give no side chick no power you know you aside my wife is at home my queen is at the castle don't ever don't even speak to my wife when you see her [ __ ] you crazy to my side what we do we do on the side you will never be seen with me you will never extort me for no money okay in 2017 how do you stop that when every girl has an Instagram account and a phone in her pocket that could film and record everything you got to be a real [ __ ] cuz I know real [ __ ] that's moving out here and y'all shorty you know ain't no I don't play that phone game I don't play that these chicks are sneaky you can't be you can't outlook a kind of a can oil my [ __ ] put that phone down you know how we play it's [ __ ] already had today house shorty had a phone in the car leave all that on the corner for Kevin Hart you said what she had the phone in the corner of the room American he was caught slippin he was drunk I'm not in the room and how do you stop it in 2007 any attention - no no you can you can stop it you know what this is what well what do you mean you can't we we're responsible for our own actions and our own behavior we have to hold up say once you've answered the side-chick anything you know what's the wack line if they say the safest sex is no sex yes no I know the only way to stop it it's not like we not to do it I hate to be that guy no you're getting put more towards my point when I said that if you want to do that now how on earth do you do it every girl has a phone every girl has an Instagram account every girl has a motive as mole as saying higher even if you corny or not it's it's NDA's and [ __ ] I don't know how far you take it but listen and just just so you know the law I took the phone from a woman that I bought and paid for every single month and got charged as a crime before it mattered none so I mean you don't even got rights really yeah because if somebody just pull out the phone and start taping you you know how many times centers had to stop me from just going to beat up a fan right you shouldn't be an offense bruh I disagree I disagree with I mean legally you probably should I disagree with you if I'm in if I'm in somewhere with my pregnant [ __ ] I'm just talking just wife-to-be and you are following me with your phone now I come from the era where that's the jack move right I'm paranoid so if you're following me for five blocks and now you're only antagonizing me because I'm famous and I can't beat you up guess what I don't subscribe to that I'm coming to beat you up mmm back to more or less what I can relate but sin is my [ __ ] is my [ __ ] everything so she stops me and in her crazy-ass sense listen the solution is I have to beat them up no you're pregnant then you sit down and relax it in the car and lock the doors that's my baby in there man my baby is making sense somebody totally different but back to the Amahl it's an epidemic mall we've known this you have documented this on my [ __ ] YouTube channel for over five years now I don't know why you found shock now no it's just it's just it's out of hand oh but but [ __ ] got it we got it we got to put this [ __ ] back in in order the house restore restore some order now what you mean by by Nipponese she's like getting rid of this [ __ ] man remove these clown [ __ ] start seeing these [ __ ] power would stop giving me stop clicking on this dumb [ __ ] all this clown she don't want to stop giving this [ __ ] power and stop feeding into this [ __ ] I wish you all that stop doing that [ __ ] Eva talker hey yeah you just stop little talking he broke up it was all good I mean there's a few [ __ ] corny let's not even that [ __ ] power that's the Penniman [ __ ] got too much [ __ ] [ __ ] post [ __ ] in the inning get a couple like [ __ ] is online acting like women that [ __ ] ain't for you but you can put on wigs on majority of the people that live and die off the internet and sit in those comments and are doing all that [ __ ] or the corn balls they finally have a voice now there's a majority there's more than majority of them online than there are of us so it's just nice to have real [ __ ] you know what it is it's like real [ __ ] such as myself we just do away with it like man we don't try to but I can't ignore it no more I do my best ignore this stupid [ __ ] man then I can't I can't ignore them on the Internet less is more money outside so live outside don't live on they tell you how this goes the second that you say something about it you're just bitter an ATAR that's cool and you're hating I'm cool that's cool I'll take that but [ __ ] [ __ ] that know me know I ain't betting on and I'm not hating I've never had it on nobody the same thing I say you know I'm saying but it's just like you know we got to stop giving this clown corny [ __ ] light man like stop this [ __ ] is not these combo [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] how much money you got I don't care how many cars you joke if you were clown of your call boy you were clown in the club oh honey let me tell you let me tell you what's funny and I don't know how much more rent yeah but done this is what's good cobbler just in that just listening to his rent I guarantee you I know who he's talking about you know what I don't I know who you talking about totem mud yeah but nah man she just clown [ __ ] [ __ ] man oh but that leads to my next to my point that I was gonna make about keV this is my theory pray for Kevin Hart i 100% think that keV was willing to pay for her to be quiet yeah but I think that once she saw that she doubled up on that [ __ ] know i'mma tell you she start at 10 oh I'm gonna tell you what it was keV had a real [ __ ] moment he said yo I'm not paying I'm not being extorted but i'ma go to my wife baby look I cheated I did some clown [ __ ] whatever you know I'm saying it hurt me to tell you this I cheated but now we had a situation she's trying to extort me ain't no chicken starting me listen that's not happening okay no I'm not condoning the cheating but I'll condone the move of just fessing up to your wife not paying abuse [ __ ] I'm using the word [ __ ] on purpose you put ten dollars and same [ __ ] over pocket well I haven't this is my second time yeah but now you know and I've said it about a [ __ ] when I use the word [ __ ] I mean I'm not saying I said women chicks and [ __ ] into specific either right as well you would that all right as long as we got that clear there's a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] out here I was making a point but I forgot it what were y'all just talking about oh definitely start there yeah no no no no all right so let me tell y'all some ladies ladies hypothetically speaking putting myself in Kevin's shoes if ever I'm out me Chris parks mall Rory just having a blast Saturday night even and I pick up my phone and it's a woman's voice saying Joe I need five million dollars before I'm telling you wipe up dr. evil everything no but when women call with demands of money that's the voice I hear I'm gonna put her on hold and I'm calling Simmons we gonna three-way i'ma text her sins number that's what I'm sowwy gonna have a nice big funniest conversation ever what made her think money was coming from that but keV please keV plays like that so when you play like that I definitely think she doubled up on him I think she was surprised I think more than double I think she started at three and got to ten and that's when he said nah man [ __ ] man nobody knows she was around five I think she was around with five million so but that's also like that's like we're Tiger Woods [ __ ] up when those type of situations happen talk to your wife not to the side [ __ ] she's the enemy at this point sorry we should be pleasing what your wife wants and y'all keep name and a lot of [ __ ] with mad [ __ ] ups Tiger Woods Kevin Hart these are [ __ ] that should write the manual on how to not cheat where did I [ __ ] up actually so we didn't even play the clip so let's start with the clip because there's so much wrong with only the clip uh let's definitely realize that clip I couldn't even it's gotta suck to be famous that you gotta explain yourself to Instagram um oh my god I gotta explain well Kevin's a public figure so he can uh no no I'm saying this is crazy all right I'm sad first of all let's start with the UM I'm gonna pause it I'm pausing this video and sorry listenership if I'm gonna milk this but I'm pausing this every time he says something that I think is wrong now family you gonna off the RIP floret with us you cutting your teeth and an almost you couldn't hit play after the UM you know why because he's fed up that's that's a sign of a [ __ ] that's fed up he had enough of this [ __ ] he oh no no no he definitely didn't know he doesn't know where is she before this [ __ ] became public he was going back and forth for old girl back and forth why it just finally got to this point through some he'd done now I gotta explain myself tonight I cheated all right time out a lot of people were saying well if he spoke to his wife already why does he need to publicly apologize in because a public figure he and the same way Tiger Woods had that extremely like polish fans own it to my career and what I've built Kevin being I don't think Kevin know that he owes his fans are the reason he is who he is okay so you have to you have to address it you have to get it out the way be I don't take Kevin Hart Hollywood so he has to clean this up to [ __ ] TMZ do the rest of Hollywood are you talking about he should have crack some jokes oh I have a case not he's not gonna do that he's not a comedian he's a [ __ ] actor at this point he got to clean himself up so how I have a question so how did he cleaning up when he cheated on his last wife no one cared cuz he wasn't as big as a doctor come on people cared as much they did this much when you know that's what evolution is time is past not as much but yeah answer he was still a guest he was still big and he was still an actor he was not that big not not even remotely close dealing some man I'm saying all of the things you're saying exist today existed then not to this magnitude but they existed so you're saying so you're proving my point do you have to clean it up now yes or do you not have to clean it up because he did it before and he didn't clean anything else he did he went on stage and made jokes and now his ex-wife is doing interviews talking about how those jokes affected and hurt her so I mean if y'all y'all what are y'all talking about damage control yes right now damage control everybody's PR she's probably [ __ ] PR that's what I'm saying it was he needs to at this point his career he's gotta guys I got something coming he's got a book coming or some [ __ ] do you all agree with the people there as much as 444 was an amazing album it was still damage control no it wasn't that wasn't damage control at all it's great music some damage control set up which are [ __ ] hot take listen oh damn it was not saying well he's not just saying him having to do this with his laughs oh oh y'all y'all agreeing with the people that say that his whole hurricane Irma know that we all that was okay you guys let me ask y'all why not because that's not the Kevin comes from Philadelphia comes from from the best lies have the truth no no no I do know that he's like that really he is like that that's why I'm rolling not what I'm saying yeah this isn't what his character is not in question he is like that really however if he knew that this existed pre Emma hmm I'm not mad at him strategically yeah but he didn't think like that at him strategically thinking to himself yeah do I get ahead of but that's the same as smart but at the same time no one heard him cheat on his wife and said okay he could get that [ __ ] because he really helped out with the hurricane victims like it doesn't really correlate to me and he's done so much federal work there's learning for him like all right he can get that one [ __ ] off just because he helped out the hurricane victims list I don't think those two things worked out the same way all right I have a rule ladies that are listening this is gonna be bad but I do have a rule that I feel like would help if all of you guys just would subscribe to this psychology if you guys would be agreeable for every five years you should get up your husband should get a pass and for every I don't know what the dollar amount would be but there should be a dollar amount that at every five million ten million whatever y'all decide your husband should get along a loop a little bathroom pass well go out a little fun wait who gets a pass judgment okay and every ten million dollars you should give your husband a pass does you get perks for your husband receiving those type of finances does she get up whatever gets that money she's never had a pass just seeing where the story is going she get five million dollars way that double standard can't exist yes she gets a pass it her [ __ ] your imaginary girlfriend it don't exist no but here's what doesn't work because a man will [ __ ] a broke chick that look good typically a woman's not gonna [ __ ] ugly do it if you don't got money so that's where that whole double standard has to come in let me get back to this clip which I think says worse about Mendon I'm at a place in my life in the fam I met up at a place in my life that should be more loose males wait I'm at a place in my life how Kevin Hart is too much of a comedic genius to not know that you cannot say I'm at a space in a place in my life and we say that it was downhill at um he's at a place though all right well let's hear some more about the place I had disagree with everything that has happened before I think that he is smarter than this but hey I feel like I have a target on yeah he has a target or neither way wait you're not pulling the victim part card after before you even said after you put it on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend the target on my back [ __ ] was crazy way you started with victims Kevin Hart playing the victim sonic star you can't start with victim mall you can't start oh that's what you can't start with armies or suck at his team organs or I'm at a place in my life yeah or I'm a victim I got a target on me talking was bad you didn't know you had a target on you after [ __ ] what what was the name of those ate him in the rock movies what did twins - twins - it wasn't no it was never twins - no nothing was it wasn't definitely that's all about them Molly with the twins - it wasn't with Kevin Hart this is like Kevin Hart saying I got raped I shouldn't award that outfit by saying I have a target on my back after you just cheated and got caught cheating listen Kevin I'm gonna defend women a little bit your forefoot - you should be aware of everything on your back why do you have something on your back neck for surprise still all right and because of that I should make smart decisions yes Kevin Hart you should hey keV a lot my [ __ ] I hate to be him yeah but the jokes got to fly dogs especially when your comedian and you said laugh at your pain and dammit that's what we're gonna do mm-hm accent oh my [ __ ] jungle [ __ ] luck but yeah a lot of his special titles explain this so let me explain laugh at my pain he was setting up for this [ __ ] a [ __ ] been [ __ ] these oh this is serious this is seriously funny they been [ __ ] these oh sure he got a had better taste in holes it was trash no this one wasn't not on us was it she was a trash wait wait wait wait wait which one are y'all talking about down like y'all talk about the lows singer-songwriter from Miami whatever one this van was mistaken identity that was not one of the women in the room okay there was a girl that's not her okay yeah angles in the [ __ ] light if you talk about the quality the women it was it was trash I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah you got too much money you have too much money you have too much money you know what happens though it's tasty that's another reason that [ __ ] moving air lay all these [ __ ] get to LA and just love to light the wackest they go crazy with the sixes which is even crazier because there's pretty women in LA right and they still go after that bottoms here and they just pass them around and then they expose my Instagram and now we're here seventy six seven six sixes and when your wife is as pretty as his wife is you can't be smashing like waxes so now all right let's get back to the clip and recently I did you know we got another home if you're harming again perfect I'm not gonna sit up here and say you know I'm not perfect okay you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna sit appearing yeah come on II tried to tell him fam I'm not perfect when was he perfect he was perfect I want to know who did Kevin Hart's Bank first of all perfect I focused bank watching spank tweet through it was even funnier than Kevin Hart having to put out Bank you can't just tweet like [ __ ] normal when you're man under pressure you got to avoid the time - did y'all have to [ __ ] out of here you tryin to hang out with us your name would come on spank David I am or claim to be in any way shape or form that's just extra talking this is what I never claimed to be perfect in any way shape form a fashion that's just extra words and I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and this is where I disagree I think he was gonna great environment he was in a hotel room great things get two [ __ ] escorts bunch of money he was drunk what was bad about the environment they were escorts I don't know put in my RS course I feel like debarred well if they were asking for money they you can't automatically become as an escort Union that's what you think if there's a score you know I'm sure I know the president president Hutton I have clear my image so [ __ ] your heyday and you said on Instagram know that I'm gonna hurt the people closest to me so if you know how you're gonna hurt them am I the only one that absorbed this this way if you know you're gonna hurt them Kevin I don't think this helped at all go I've talked to and apologized to being my wife and my kids and I just you know it's a shitty moment no we don't know you well you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for havior yeah at the end of the day man oh wait a minute hate at the end of the day I love trash you got to be a master user of at the end of the day for it to be acceptable you ever pass the essay that you ended with at the end of the day because that's my thing clusion of that a bad SAT essay not to me to me at the end of the day is either somebody stupid or wrong that's my experience with anybody who has ever said yo at the end of the day it was either really stupid or really wrong I've never heard of anybody just casually explained their weekend plans with at the end of the day so boom just simply gotta do better no [ __ ] he owe it to bloom in no [ __ ] Kevin I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes and in this particular situation no no that was the move we got to put it on her for trying to gain from this bad situation you missed that point we're ending with it being hurtful and all for me now let's talk about the girl I'm the victim again yes rain off of my mistakes and in this particular situation we're not gonna also allow a person to I'm not gonna lie allow them to do that I'm sorry ah watch off this girl is trying to dump me I am still living in very crazy wait does she know I am I am still arrogant I will not allow this I'm wrong in every way I could be wrong let me tell you what I will not allow day has ended and she's still trying to get money the nerve I made you gain off of my mistakes and in this particular situation that's what was attempted that's what should be attempted mistakes as you should sorry keV I don't have nothing would you guys like me to tell y'all all of the wrong missteps and miscalculations that are here I mean just honest Instagram I would love it I would love to hear how your brain does sex this okay Kevin Hart has done have every listen I'm not a cheater I don't know much about this so pardon me if I'm just talking out of my ass hey baby I love you and I can't wait to see you later now spoken like a true cheater listen [ __ ] homeboy right my point Maul is I think the Kevin Hart is funny I think the Kevin Hart is cool Kevin Hart is a great guy I don't even think that this should be an indictment know who he is as a person I still think that he's a great guy right but boy you can't get any dumber or arrogance her in cheating I think that every possible thing that men know to avoid he didn't yeah I think that every everything that could possibly go wrong and cheat ville did everything about what was his plan that's what I'm what was the plan you asked me if I think that he's cheated before yes I think it's you before yes I think he si chicks yes I think that she maybe it's caught him a few times but that don't change it he should know better than some of these things no you're [ __ ] wife's birthday weekend mall yeah that was great every [ __ ] with a brain knows if there's one weekend you can't cheat god damn it it's a birthday weekend I might be a little that over Valentine's Day yes over Christmas over New Year's are over Easter go to church with a girl one Easter be with a side chick by nighttime in the same suit 100% and tell the side chief to wear a Louise day all get dressed go to [ __ ] papacito's and [ __ ] you love papacito boy mr. wade aikmen spots do be lit on Easter a garden told me Ron is there now a lot of Catholics up there um back to this dough back to this dough your birthday weekend no mm-hmm I agree and let me tell you what's funny on some snapchat his wife was with him in Vegas during the weekend and since sin thought that was weird but they were out in it like a spot like a club and sin being pregnant couldn't understand how she was eight months pregnant and in Vegas at a club when she could pop any second I paid it absolutely no mind but looking back now and in hindsight I think that she had some she had some suspicions wait Kevin Hartz wife was at a club she was with him in Vegas like uh have many weeks ago this was uh it was on snapchat and she's eight months pregnant but they weren't in a club I don't know where it was but it was somewhere rillettes pregnant women in the clothes I mean I guess the Kevin Hart has his wife with him I mean I guess it's a don't think I don't yeah but the the point the point was that it looked it was a lot it looked to be a lot for somebody pregnant banana to look back on it she's a woman I'm 100% think that she had some suspicions mm-hmm [ __ ] all that I'm here for the jokes so let me see here before I go any deeper year into Kevin Hart dive I really just wanted to get into this voice know some more right voice no I mean the [ __ ] apology okay um I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions then recently I did you know you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna sit up here and say that hammer or claim to be in the ocean and I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and they did and in the net I know that I'm gonna hurt the people closest to me I've talked to and apologized to being my wife and my kids and I just you know it's a shitty moment it's a shitty moment with you and you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for you're wrong at the end of the day man I just simply got to do better but I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes and in this particular situation that's what was attempted I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes I got 90 different pressures to put by Kevin Hart and this [ __ ] is 100% labeled Kevin Hart single in my iTunes this was his role in the name of the album do you think this will become a bit oh yeah 100% I think it's 100% become a bit this has to become a bit um I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions and recently I thought you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna step in and save that hammer or claim to be in any way shape form and I made a bad error in judgment or myself in an environment broke okay only bad things could happen and they did and in doing that I know that I'm gonna hurt the people closest to me who I've talked to and apologized to be my wife and my kids I just know a shitty moment hurts you you know you all and there's no excuse at the end of the day man I just simply gotta do better they could all be I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes in this particular situation a [ __ ] was trying to make this boy who's attempted I said I'd rather festive free yourself I'm at a place in my life I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back um at home it's crazy I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions you know I'm not perfect only bad things can happen and in doing that I know that I'm gonna hurt the people closest to me [Music] and I just miss it's a shitty moment when you know you're long [ __ ] and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior at the end of the day man you just simply got to do bad but I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have finally to gain off of my mistakes in this particular situation that's what was attempted I said um I'm a place in my life where I feel like I have the title I don't care I should make Smosh we play both hands and then what save that hammer or claim to be an innovation perform and I made a bad error in judgment for myself in the environment my only bad things can happen and they did and in doing that I know that I'm gonna hurt the people closest to me who I've talked to and apologized to leave my wife and my kids and I just you know it's a shitty moment it's a shitty moment honey but you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior at the end of the day man I just simply got to do better but I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes right in this particular situation that's what was attempted I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes [Music] talk to me this was part of a manís rollout le bodies is roll out by the way Imani project out right now September 18 and it came out September eighteenth see what he did there I'm gonna play the song later Oh No I'm gonna get back to that uh birthday weekend no you shouldn't cheat then pregnancy sorry bad time is she that's a nine month vacation for you to like you can't smoke and drink you can't cheat hmm do not just say to somebody that's a nightmare of a headline yeah yeah I told sin I want to see the person that makes me accept that headline anyway when you're pregnant no sorry that's a bad time to do it when you're about to deliver and she's about to pop so me out tonight she's delivering probably I guess yes so now she's at the doctor you got to be a different type of hand I don't even care if she's your baby mother okay I don't even talk to her boy that's Curtis tonight she's delivering is insane yeah that's nuts man but but listen so now and they that now this clips out this clips out she's at the doctor in paparazzi is there's another reason I'm not going LA cuz who was selling TMZ who is it that works at the doctor's office that is selling TMZ the time that she's going to be there so now I'm coming to the doctor to try to check on my [ __ ] kid inside of me and you're gonna just sit at the doctor's off that that's the amount of couthe you have see I would kill one of them [ __ ] yeah I would kill one of you wouldn't be wrong either don't play with me like that yeah you would be wrong hey honey where's Kevin huh hey how do you feel about I'm cheating yeah I know please go and play Glenn play everything was wrong about it I just want to know what the rock thinks [ __ ] that what is Tyrese tink I'm waiting for his moment I retire he's nobody we got ja Rule on the phone see my jaws no it's exotic on this tragic [Music] poor job did you all say we are ranked John I don't think so yeah yeah he was I he was academically well stole my all these albums listen how does he fix it he makes a bit about it that we all laugh at he is gonna make it next and I've got to be a classic yeah this is part of the rollout of his do you think he can come out of this even this is his lemonade lost for 44 alright Sam I tweeted that uh this is five 44:54 whatever the [ __ ] time is but it was pretty funny um what else is there to talk about with him we can't we said well y'all said y'all don't think the wife is leaving so we got today no no we got to him easily being the worst cheater in the universe speaking of the universe there's been worse but he's definitely up there he's pretty high Tiger would still take the cake for having all on white girls leave voice voicemails no top taxes the worst Tigers the worst for going on their voicemails and saying hey this is Tiger yeah Tiger and who leave their name on a right now Tiger Woods I'm a golf player we had sex this is my address work and his number I'm asking you to not tell my wife I cheated like he was wiling on that yeah he is one of the worst cheaters on I'm rolling I'm rolling Kevin Hart I forgot my point I was making cuz we started making jokes again I think we were wrapping up keV I don't know if there was much less think kept himself up you know so that was the other thing more the [ __ ] gets out to bed he walks around and watch the video yeah I saw the video he get of course I didn't see the video we know more we know you didn't see anything but he gets out the bed right he does the naked walk around the room that all of us do as men but we just finished body and some [ __ ] it's purely for you're not doing this you're just walking around yeah yeah you see me walking laying in the bed word yeah 100% but so he did that right and then shorty got a FaceTime call and then he took the phone and started talking to the person on the FaceTime call which was a woman he started saying things like hey how was your trip oh you're so he knows her friends this is his joint yeah this is his joint yeah sure why the hell would up he'd even go wash his dick in the sink not yet well he was definitely on his way to showers oh but that's not the point not only are you cheating on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend you kick in with you decide [ __ ] friends you're now friends with our friends oh yes your wife finds out that you are friends with her friends that's when women pull out all that extra [ __ ] to make you feel guilty about you know what it's not even so that's the sex mmm you can fight with that [ __ ] like your main that's what they say that [ __ ] is crazy or is it gentleman like no you can't be a gentleman while you cheatin a pregnant wife there's no time to be a gentleman what you feeding I'm sorry okay what yes [ __ ] get out all right more doesn't hypothetical in that room this show you're not realistic that's not even true to me after you [ __ ] get out I just made 90 million last year that's that's what I'm saying yeah no boy no I'm a saying lawmakers got the game for regular [ __ ] not even if I have a hundred million dollars for the ask for say [ __ ] hit the fan and I have to be nice to her so she don't snitch what's gonna I can't be like get the [ __ ] she ready to speak like Oh about whether you would show him or not obviously Kevin's a giant so you should treat her like [ __ ] so she run to your girl treat her like a side you know what this is we're having now even I'm talking about when that's over and she said about to snitch that's not really you're not gonna be nice to her to try to talk her out of this [ __ ] more than chicken in this house is the most powerful person in your religion no she's not see that's the that's the problem that mentality no she is not you know she's not how not because he's not I'm the most powerful person to my relationship no no okay all right you keep thinking it no I'm psychic has no power without me no c'mon mom that's not I'm saying I agree with you but in the scenario we're talking about you have inserted yourself there that's why there's a fire lit literally and figures in have more power than Kevin if you want her to keep a secret no it's not about that that's the problem that's the impression it's even Jesus even thinking that Assad chick has the powers that mentality is crazy to me it's slayin have the psychic has no power without the male without the dude that she's [ __ ] she already [ __ ] with the power happens when you start getting cool with her friends being on FaceTime spinning all this being a gentleman this gentleman [ __ ] that y'all speak up that's where the problem comes in it that's not true keep her in her place your friends once were past that problem you can't say [ __ ] get out my crib I just [ __ ] leave your feelings tell your girl I'm leaving we're [ __ ] at a hotel or something I'll make sure however and I'm out listen I'm not laying up on FaceTime with your crew I hate I hate to address the elephant in the room that's a lie I love addressing the elephant yeah I can't even lie right you are the elephant I have 100 I'm the elephant that's true listen to this and I know that a lot of other people don't want to hear this but this is just real real [ __ ] we're in a place where and we've been in a place but people just don't like to accept it you have to have trust established in your in all your relationships side chicks included we're not in a space where and this is what Kevin eluted not alluded to what he said on The Breakfast Club interview which is interesting that he got caught up this way he said on The Breakfast Club I've outgrown cheating because I don't I'm too paranoid I don't try I have to trust you to cheat how do I know you're not pulling out your phone how do I know you're not taping and recording me how do I know your intentions he said over there so ma'am but it's to happen this way you do need to have some trust a trust system developed between you and your side chick you do and if you don't sorry that does make her pretty powerful if you have a science chick that's no rock wit and women I know that y'all don't wanna hear this they are out there the side chicks the [ __ ] rock witnesses the side chick especially when you hang Redland beside chicks - hey with the side chicks that when you say give me your phone I'm a caller the ones we want you to call they gonna hold it down you're not gonna get very much when you call them they exist they wasn't that these two chicks clearly so no he was rocking with these chicks I don't mean to interrupt you I think they started out that way cuz he was kicking with the friends they've clearly had a long-term relationship on the side can probably trusted them [ __ ] he clearly trusted definitely trust so he got gamed by a chick she probably had a six month plan on this show and when I agree with you worry so much what I'm what I've been saying is that only happens when you are either naive or arrogant definitely some Eric when you cheat and you fall asleep with the girl I don't think it's naive can't been in this business long not be naive it's arrogance I don't think he's naive either yeah it's arrogant he's not [ __ ] night this is what I don't like and this is a money move there's one is what money do I'm not calling the feds when I cheated sorry I'm sorry I will I'm not gonna respect you involving the police because you cheated on your pregnant wife on a birthday weekend yeah this is a Fed case there's a federal investigation going on that video in my possession and I got the bread Michael the feds bro might do that no I'm not going to food keep you a street code she got that [ __ ] and I got an NDA or something I'm calling the fence ice is so lucky I love him I would definitely tell the story of him letting the police in and walking them to my bedroom for them to arrest me but you have that dumb story I warrant New Jersey for not letting the cops in your [ __ ] house are you gonna tell about the cops one is over last weekend traumatized shout-out to the police they pulled us over last week but no they [ __ ] let us go we weren't the legit out yes shout out that's one two enclosing with this kevin argit what I will say is Kevin Hart's wife and Kevin Hart's ex-wife have been back and forth at each other for quite some time about the inception of Kevin Hart's current relationship right yeah so it was just two weeks ago that that beef was prominent and Kevin Hart's current wife was on snapchat snapchatting her hand on the steering wheel of her expensive vehicle highlighting her wedding ring that's what was happening that's what women do though stop wait wait she puts a camera back and move her head to put whatever type of car in the head he didn't do that the focus was the ring I only bring it up to say the universe works one way you put it out there it's coming back to you so you were showboating your wedding ring very proud of your trophy husband net you won accept your prize accept it it's yours he is yours don't leave now don't leave work through it - yo [ __ ] yo but CA that's the other thing that's the other thing and I swore I was closing this these types of situations always present a very interesting crossroads for women where they have to steer it themselves in the mirror when the man that you love your successful man that you love your man that you love and are proud of this is not someone who you ever thought about leaving when he puts the egg on your face we know what the girls in your group Chad are saying most women don't have really smart women friends to coach them through these types of situations that's the scariest part of these type of situations I'm not I don't is that her friends are helping her make these decisions oh my god women scare women never listen to your friends in times of turmoil with your significant other oh my god that's the worst thing in the world to do oh you're single Frank why don't even do that yo it was a rule of mine not too long ago right that this is how important I think that rule is I stopped dating chicks that didn't have women in their lives like the good good friend y'all now like I'm like that friend like I'm jealous I'm gonna say it I'm gonna talk to y'all that friend I don't even want to see a woman that don't have that friend there's gonna be a time where where you're in doubt women live in their brains there are there's gonna be a time that's also why I preach it's very important to know your significant other there's gonna be a time where the way [ __ ] look is crazy it's gonna be a time where you don't believe the [ __ ] that I am saying all that's gonna occur I'm gonna need you to all the good good friend she gonna have to tell you how real of a [ __ ] I am and she gotta talk you off that ledge I forgot what my point even was I just was off on a tangent here a good good friend yeah women don't have the good good friend they go to the only guy in their life which is typically a guy that wants to [ __ ] and that takes the advice from him that's typically if they don't have the good friend and they're somewhat of a logical woman and here's the misogynist Deportes podcast as logical as women can be they're gonna go to the guy friend and be like right well let me get the man's perspective and it's probably a guy that's trying to [ __ ] and we're waiting for you to [ __ ] up yeah spoiler alert they all this is exactly what Brooke Valentine is doing on Love & Hip Hop - uh Marcus with boobie Joe you still watching Marcus and boobie Joe is crazy more you don't watch love a pop no do you watch TV yeah do you have a TV yes okay when is the last time you watch love in a pub when you want it how you don't watch it and you were all your alumni he visited the campus he's not an alumni oh no he was on more than one episode he visited the camp I don't I'm not one episode no no underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore more what he did not [ __ ] out in a lion in the episode you were there my name was never on the screen of Love & Hip Hop in my story it was looking winner in real life it wasn't but you are more than one episode maybe two you want more than you love we could everything from you two I've seen the first put to all underscore you were in the Harlem episode you were the episode with Harlem okay one that was your star debut two Episode one where you had to talk rocky off the ledge outside and heat up that one that was Moore's reasonable doubt that was that was not my reasonable doubt how do we know your reasonable doubt no sorry you want a few of those episode but uh I didn't even want to talk about that but yeah that's what Brooke Valentine is doing you do know yeah hey Rory act like now you don't know Brooke Valentine is and now you're not waiting for a lyricist to challenge the venomous the same thing about JC with battle rap like three days later oh I hope no one JC a kill killer Mike you wallet of course I'm joking idiot but I think it's okay to say that in the battle rap feel we're [ __ ] challenge each other for living right you were I was and were making up a hypothetical battle with [ __ ] I wish some run the jewels and someone else I wish someone would war Ryan killer Mike what you want is Mike I was at bittos and they opened for hope and I was sitting next to Kim and they were doing whatever their little symbol is what they do this [ __ ] I was like alright so which point is Mike is Mike run or is Mike the jewels or is he the mike is not the details like his to dope to be though that's trash tell me more about the medals uh-huh Meadows tell me more about the meadows you saw nos no no I was I was too hungover from Saturday to go today I need some Queens and Josi knows I faked his mind you and it was in Queens I'm a jersey resident now may as for uh no I only really saw hope I want to see Red Hot Chili Peppers after nas wasn't wall there no no but I ran into some Rockefeller associates but that's neither fair Lenny was there and I blamed him for everything okay telling it did you tell them yes it was I know we agreed to [ __ ] your button Oh was that the boring it's like I don't you be [ __ ] with Joe neither nobody [ __ ] with Joe and Joe Jen after I made myself so easy to love have you made your soul that's yeah okay yeah I am you love me right yeah the [ __ ] out in other people I don't know if you still that means you made yourself easy to love I like my rebrand cuz we all knew him before the rebrand about the alright so you don't have any more to give us from The Meadows nod oh I don't know I was there for two hours alright I was there to support Raven who was invited by hope to shoot in the pit I was there talk about I'm telling People's Court theme do it oh wait a minute do it I always defend my friends Oh aunt Heidi's my friends yeah man I'm mad Naz posted the [ __ ] clip of him and Nicki in front of the old school pens me and my homework was just talking about getting the old school BMWs the 88 BMWs man so now I can't account on feel like I could do it cuz now I look like I'm fighting over knives I can't do it I'm gonna do this [ __ ] okay yeah it was doped off I'll follow the trend yes like old-school beamers more than now remember when Puffs took all the doors off the off the Jeep then a buddy ran with a pad a day they were still flying when they did it they equated it to puffs though I don't want to be like yo you got that from knives no they say now I've got it from home Oh to picture that no that was Jay actually in 89 in London no you know that's not gonna stop the people from saying no no no shout the M that's how men stunt on their birthday they can't do what women doing the birthday they gotta go buy an old car and take a picture in front of it instead of a bunch of bottles and their friends is it just that's how weak that's the only way we could celebrate our birthday on social media is get an old-ass car that looks amazing and put Nikki in the front seat without being corny on your birthday social media any negative celebrates his birthday in court social medias 20 that's what I'm saying you can't do it there's no cool way to do it I thought the old-school Benz was cool it was cool because the Benz was cool or not now smoking is cool it was a cool pic yeah it was cool the Emmys I want to shout out Donald Glover again I feel like I feel like every year now for the past however many years hoja are you that guy I am that guy why cuz he told you I kid is a genius I am an admitted childish gambino fan from because of the internet so I think I'm late to the party from the cool standard but I thought he was genius from because the internet then I saw a stand-up and all this [ __ ] you don't park or whatever congrats to him an ass that's major Atlanta's phenomenal he's one of the better TV shows I've ever seen yeah he has a part in his afro that's just phenomenal know anybody that parts their afro is dope to me I will say he definitely Donald Glover definitely had [ __ ] it up though God is this how we doing our podcast oh we're back I'll meet you back yeah well that's true it's revered in the rocket yep Dutch rebels coming to their necks he thought nobody's coming to image Jerry Jack's on the Knicks that's major I'm excited about it like that I am excited about I think you'll be sorry hop into sports oh we do we do have to note that hip hop was at the edge of their [ __ ] seats when Donald Glover went up to do that acceptance speech because the last time he did that [ __ ] he moved bad and bougie up to number one on the [ __ ] Billboard charts for an acceptance speech yeah hip hop was sitting there going I which record is he about to to bring with him well now he is uh he's teasing a project with him and chance he's been teasing that foot yo you know what all right this is when I just fold right into old bitter angry mode I might as well make a [ __ ] a [ __ ] sound effect or something I'm sick of the joint projects man well we don't get a lot will get I'm sick of the talk [ __ ] joint project I'm with you come on dogs yeah what's your nothing enough drop it I'm a good I agree with that I better put the stuff so so Glover's talking about him and chance Travis is talking about him and quavo sway Lee also said he was working on a joint project with somebody but my memory fails me at the moment Doug maybe I'm not part of that one Doug there's another negative said he had a project coming with somebody pictures of him future in the studio together Cole and Kendrick have been teasing since oh six yeah no it's seriously like no seven times yeah pump it up was our enough is a [ __ ] enough we never get the project all we ever get is Big Sean engine a this is a great project here come all massaging his [ __ ] political relationship no Big Sean I'm saying that was a great project I couldn't really get into it personally I think that project was yeah but I think it was good it was just to like it felt like no it was cruel it was cool that out of all the joint practice late I don't know he just Joe named mall parks are worried everyone simmer down we are not about to critique janae and Big Sean's projects on his pocket I like you you're their height I like it that's why you like it I know what I'm [ __ ] still like it party's dropping a lot of music tell us more you're the party plug what what's up with all his music he's dropping the party plus he's dropping news he said he would and he's living up to what he said is he dissing Kalani in this new song did you not hear it right well when he starts talking about a girl named Yelena I think he's over I don't think he's still doing that I think he's past that Kalani there well no Arby's who's the other girl in the ambulance then that he was there for once she was in the hospital and suicidal and she's gone I'm just tell you what this is on a new record whose name is gonna sound Kalani he said that the phone today yeah yeah he said it was her name was coming it was spelled that way no no way so you know what's funny about that on the [ __ ] show or on up on the show on complex they start talking about the party [ __ ] of course I love party parties have run the show so I'm like how do we know the Kalani's the only suicidal girl they party knows right so they're not going Instagram to read my comments cuz I love reading comments on Instagram right and Kalani's in the gums oh my god I love your family ally off would you just shut up sometimes all right but I like Kalani party leave Colonial oh I didn't say they don't on my show because I'm the last [ __ ] to tell somebody else to not make a song about their ex yeah yeah oh you wanna stand on that I support that [ __ ] I think [ __ ] that don't rap should do it Rory should throw a song out about his ex are you kidding me tell me you wouldn't know I want to hear it from your perspective Oh on a hinny night Rory any any War II I think everybody should have a hoodie Melo Elias by the way and any Rory teni rori in his living room do y'all see negation in Rory's living room where he has the evolution of music not as you don't worry come on because then I want to finish my statement is it don't have them to do with nothing well I've been listening in music for quite some time we're getting the jokes oh yeah I have records I have Casilla um I have you know yeah yes oh I have a sound boy I think it's go but I'm cracking on it yeah no I I have a nice sound bar for my laptop my Bluetooth regular [ __ ] I have a cassette player for my cassettes and I have a record player for my records but there but all of that's fine if he has those things but they're on display they're set up nice well where would ya organization so where would show when he does his insta snaps I see them all wait to see in systemic cassette player yes no it just happens to be in the first of all trust anybody that says it just happens at the end of the day at the end of the day way I was brought up to talk about some hitting Rory anyway and so if any warriors in his living room looking at the evolution of music on a dark Sunday night I'm pen in something his ex is getting Boris make this ex is getting bars thank you if Maul is on the corner one night in front of the bodega cats is tough to pack in a crime or is the one that says you don't trust a bodega if there's not a cat laying on the bread right stand up [ __ ] so if you stand on the corner and you glance at your [ __ ] phone and shorty just laugh and haul it at this [ __ ] Memphis Grizzlies naked jokes I [Music] see how you're trying to paint me I don't know if I like it why don't the corner at night in front of the bodega mad at a [ __ ] terrible moreover man for the past three episodes they've been Picasso in my whole image that isn't true so take some Joe repeat my bad you all is definitely Jamal st. Patrick sorry mangos are these definitely goes to with that that's um oh so I wanted to of course you guys didn't watch because y'all don't give a [ __ ] about I watch the hop or honoring his hostage Yeah right you did watch it you don't you just regime the host not to anything where Gina Hall is a part of I suppose he is been I love her that seems so awkward to me what Regina Hall hey watch it mom man can I tell you that I never knew that Dad would Regina Hall who did you think she was all right wait you got mixed up with me long as you're all gonna laugh at me do you know who I taught Regina Hall was when I think Regina the girl from poison of it yes yeah be a lot of people make what is her name Regina Kane no she got a remix her name she has to change the name from Regina or she got a snuff Regina Hall why cuz I think a lot of people make that mistake a lot of people make them I think it's common uh for everybody this was great everybody at home right this was for Ellis I agree and acting like y'all don't see what's goin on the body and Rory you gotta open your eyes this is to anybody with white friends open your eyes Dylan Park you have white friend I try to turn a blind eye to you guys and if you look like I look I don't then you know how we got you look mad alike well we're here we don't even think four rows black so what are we gonna do but I agree with three [ __ ] a clap the human condition is important don't think just because they come in at the african-americans and they come in at the Jewish community and they come in at the Hispanics and they're coming up in June just because you look like them they're using you so far Dianna Ferrell made y'all we're paper Oh own up to it right now I never wore [ __ ] I don't know I worry on beep you don't on my mother's life I've never had a beep cloth near me [ __ ] love lying on your mother's life that means nothing to be big of lying a mother's life but if I were to pick between Bape and supreme I'm taking babe wait what's a bars - boom babe over supreme to me what's wrong with me I whoa I've just never owned it everything's wrong with B they got they got good hoodies nothing baby so trash they put the if you had on baby with the original wait hold on Joe you never asked me to see if I had the plug for the bait but Dita's joints like six months ago I don't even know what the baby would do to joint are alright lie to the podcast alright no problem lying to the bar dead yo uh so rest in peace Bobby Heenan yeah that was big the brain that was big Westside and Conway put out a I don't know if it's a tribute but he's the artwork - it is amazing how come it's uh definitely in western Conway and I like them recipes Bobby any but uh damn it was oh yeah you don't say [ __ ] uh-oh mall yes yes yeah yeah as our resident ovo reporter mm-hmm Drake has a tattoo of Denzel Washington on his body now yeah this is it if you haven't seen it let me show it to you you have that saved in your phone no better save podcast topics Rory it's called reacting you're reacting just like you're reacting does you're reacting more explain this to me I don't know uh Drake has a lot of question but I don't know I really want to ask him about his tattoo like why does he get certain tattoos I really honest not even have hexam right now or face not even be a funny I really know I feel like he would give you some PC [ __ ] like some do all these people of legendary they inspire me to if they don't inspire you there's something wrong with you in your ambition I've never even seen Denzel would it trumpet until I looked at Drake he's a trumpet you don't remember that movie yeah but the trumpets on he's been mad Denzel movies yeah but I think if he just had that tattoo that could look like a lot of people without the trumpet but how you think he told knotti the trumpets ooh it's mo better blues you got to have the trumpet yeah I love one more try to not laugh no it's fun more tattoo it's funny but funny way to meet Oh think gotta tromsø no weird it's a weird choice I'm not telling them I agree yo I don't think that's the weirdest one no sure you get the sex what if one of us got that tattoo I would definitely need I mean if I have that tattoo if you're not a musician or an artist I would question it wait so you get a pass if you're a musician or an artist right I understand it I know it has something to do with music I know I understand that movie it's musical inspiration it has to be it has to be coming from Drake it has to be I still don't get it though I don't understand why that I don't know but you know maybe I'm just not I didn't make enough money to think like that yet you know when you make a certain amount of money you start thinking different you started really late you open different chakras ition into that moped yeah [ __ ] opens up a little more [ __ ] with 200 million try to show you how to move does never want to move [ __ ] a game I don't know want to think like that um damn it oh [ __ ] what what what is you guys is um phone service provider it's easy to you what they said 18 see first you - right I knew it was a sprinter around yo speak there's always one sprint guy oh yeah sad no have y'all been in Toronto right speaking of Drake in phone services not ever since I beef with Drake I'm afraid why is it everything in Toronto is who is Rogers in Toronto the center is Rogers my phone service after 8:00 when I land is Rogers I'm still looking for Toby there's a Tim Horton's on every block I'm so sick of Tim Horton and his coffee somebody from Toronto tweet me and explained to me everything is Rogers in Toronto in Canada okay where is its importance in New York where is the Tim Hortons in yours it's a fuel in the Bronx no no an S city they gentrifying the Bronx didn't you find everywhere even Staten Island I was surprised yes oh you know who live in standing yeah they are gentrifying Staten Island everywhere that we tore down and we didn't take pride in all these places I know right when you get off the [ __ ] Ian Jamaica there's a whole two huge high-rises of luxury condos going up we're on Sutphin and Archer two big-ass [ __ ] uh you know twenty-five hundred dollars a month for a living room types of condos that's crazy we're not gonna address Bridget Kelly at all because that's your friend worried right I love Bridget you can address her - whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa all right now we're gonna do it both because if it was only Rory - loved her maybe not wait you love her - yeah all right why do you guys love her she's cool the [ __ ] I think so - coolest [ __ ] when you're cool is [ __ ] isn't that more reason for the jokes to fly me jokes can always fly on him so with that said have you seen loving it pop no I don't do that we have not watched him not watched any of it because Bridget told me she was on it and I did not watch it Brittany I love her too much Bridget friend of the show - people on the show are you friends I would like you to come answer for this I'm not even gonna kill you I'm not I'm not gonna kill you but I would like for Bridget Kelly to come on this podcast and answer for some of the behavior that we are seeing on television that I don't know to be Bridget Kelly I guess that I can say that and I will leave that at that right is that a nice clean way to go about that cuz we do love Bridget if she's in New York next week I will ask her to come on okay good is there anything else that I care about did we miss some more don't let me look at my list Oh wey you said you didn't enjoy the hip-hop honors we didn't even get into that I played the Pharrell clip for us to talk about the hip hop we didn't talk about it you didn't really enjoy so what happened was what happened was I started with the beginning because I saw you know they've kind of leaked who's gonna be on it so I thought it wasn't be good it starts out [ __ ] a low Romeo is doing I got to hook up how laughs you hear me you doing uh I'm like I I don't think this is for me and then I didn't like and Romeo took the little off his name so watch your mouth now you were saying Romeo like the same age though uh actually he ordered me say something else say you want watch your mouth say some wild about Romeo go ahead you can't get beat up under your name Romeo no I'm not even letting a monkey jump in again you look like Romeo oh then [ __ ] uh I didn't like I look like Romeo nothing about Romeo looks like me but anyway we both like skin I didn't like the Martin [ __ ] I was on board when avión Crockett came out did the dragon fly Joan [ __ ] I started to be with it and then it just stopped I think Martin felt uncomfortable he thought it was gonna be more than was and then I cut it off okay this morning somebody who I appreciate the hip-hop opinion was like oh it was crazy last night so I went back and watched the second half mm-hmm which was phenomenal but I was ready I was ready to come here and hate on it I only watch that yeah the first half I thought was trash I really miss he was outstanding oh and in the first half trick and Trina with only two that I enjoyed out of that whole thing you just said Missy was amazing that was the first half no she was before tricking Trina she kind of oh oh oh oh in a black suit oh she destroyed that black no I agree maybe all right then I watched it late and then cut it off Lee yeah I enjoyed that and I don't normally enjoy the hip-hop honors this was probably the first one I probably even only continued to watch it cuz it tailed uh love and hip hop but right after that I got into uh my [ __ ] uh show what's her name uh she was just [ __ ] talking about the confession tapes the confessed take note of in the confession tapes yes Netflix Oh time off [ __ ] okay what the hell god damn it sir full if you have never seen the confession tapes well no let me not start there if you're into all of the same shows like I am all the shows I'm into somebody has to die and we have to figure out who it is and who did it and why if it's not a murder mystery I'm not even turning on my [ __ ] TV or a murder documentary you have to die you have to die if you believe that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey grown up this is for you I said that's a conspiracy it's a real conspiracy I've said it on this podcast we talked about it yeah I know that some people think that she is that person I think thank you now I don't remember what I was doing oh the confession tapes the confession tapes is a show on Netflix it's a series it's a eight episodes don't worry I'm not gonna talk about it there's no spoiler alert however it revolves around the police getting confessions from people who did not commit the crimes that they confessed to and the different police tactics that they use how these things are admissible in court and how these people are spending the rest of their life in jail I guess that is a sport that's this point there's no spoiler it's already it's the news yeah it's the news but you but you should watch it man that show is [ __ ] awesome it is really really good and I say that just because I like to keep you guys abreast on good [ __ ] they were watch I did six episodes straight so yeah I'm probably finish that [ __ ] tonight um let's see what else happened I only asked you guys about your phones because Sprint and [ __ ] uh Sprint and t-mobile are merging both of the trash [ __ ] that's why I thought that that was really really awesome and that's because if you if you combine trashes did I you guys yeah yeah a dumpster Chris your phone might be having like cool and near future fine trashes combine your trashes um what else dope is happening New Jersey is voted on [ __ ] to smoke weed shoutout to New Jersey they're gonna do what they're gonna legalize this [ __ ] and weed is a big business right you know just go ahead do it in New York too cuz all coming right here I met I don't get though as people that are weed smokers why do they want it to be legal it's gonna get taxed it'll be more expensive there's me limitations on it why dealer anonymously and then go about your business my problem is will they get like [ __ ] cigarettes and they put mad [ __ ] fiberglass and all types of [ __ ] in it that's gonna be whack I might be rolling with this [ __ ] too I think they gonna kill people with the weed they're gonna process the weeds the same should they put chicken nuggets Rory you've been holding that in for a minute want to make a stance for your chicken nuggets for let me get all these topics we just leave Kerry yeah watched holy [ __ ] yes carry on let his PA grow back many little notes he does with his that a Boston thing I think that thing that was I think that was his way of just starting new starting I like Kerry better when he looked like Sir LeBron LeBron a [ __ ] are we up and they got the first game of the season oh he's [ __ ] them up pregame I can't wait LeBron need to guard Kyrie first possession come down clear it out everybody move LeBron actually if you don't do that you [ __ ] right real [ __ ] everybody move because who want Cleveland can guard Kyrie well I mean that's Rory more I mean no I'm saying natural DeRose is going to have to go alright that well nobody can call Kyrie in the league nobody alright well LeBron would have a better shot no no I mean he would have a better shot yes but hey let me tell you something I think that all of the LeBron tweets and posts and captions and pictures that all say man when the [ __ ] does the season start I'm ready to ball because all of that listen I didn't seen him with hoodie Melo rocking he's been tweeting this he'd been dancing and working out every [ __ ] day him and Kevin Love is rocking here UCLA everything they lebron is saying is saying they're gonna win this game when does the season start it looked like he's looking for the smoke yeah he's ready he wants to smoke mmm you Kyrie want that smoke dope Corden hey word does not want that smoke hey Kyrie let me tell you you ain't got like soldiers riding with you I don't think that in your time of need Al Horford and Gordon oh you were are holding it down especially how much money they what hey we're coming for [ __ ] warm Utah I'm that's all about my life ain't Chandler pause I'm talking about Chandler Parsons kid who know they have one bad seasoning Campbell's had a lot of bad seasons he didn't even deserve the money he got you said Shawn Braley ride with it I don't give a [ __ ] I guess we have to talk about this on a more somber note I forgot to mention last week about our drinks man that was murdered in cold blood I want to stay and send prayers out to his family I wanted some careers out to the ovo for anybody that knew this gentleman because the police released the video today of him being murdered I just feel like that did something against that feather it should be a log into that well releasing the video I understand that they have to release the video to help find the culprit they should scrap that [ __ ] or something but they say that don't you all the culprits but you can't even see them if I'm a grieving mother I don't want to see that man if I'm if I'm if I'm Drake I don't want to [ __ ] see I know I know if I know this man and I love this man and you put it I don't want to see that vid I don't know him and I didn't want to see the vid butcher and name any of those type of cameras where you could really see the person both dead [ __ ] that they hoods up you can't see it it's just for the internet to go watch a kid die watching Kevin or extortion plot woman video women in a video is a traveling stripper what was that oh wait a minute this bar this was the other thing when [ __ ] thought that the girl that he cheated with was the Miami singer / songwriter that's when I was really coming in this podcast to kill Kevin Hart why you if there's somebody that you shouldn't cheat with it's the singer-songwriter from Miami opportunist yeah yeah I'm not rolling I'm not long but that wasn't her also I forgot to mention on that [ __ ] hip hop on her [ __ ] [ __ ] uh escape a escapes candy and tiny came out and performed no scrubs which I was confused about but then he was about a lot but then I turned to Twitter and t-boz was confused too so was Coco and so was Lily from SWV they all were tweeting about it I love old arm beatnik diva beef I loved it all the [ __ ] is killing brandy they'll respect nobody that I thought was great back in the day Hulk Hogan is didn't shame nobody like brandy they getting brandy out of here why they've been trying to get Brandy's talented ass out of here for 15 years say that she has some mental issues they say that she's going through some things and that's believing don't yell to my heart Allen don't know we not getting her out of here so you're not in for personal reasons yeah not for a talent oh when do we care about talent today no cuz you said they were tweeting about why he performing little scrubs and he said people try to get brandy I'm like I'm confused like wait no those weren't related okay but I'm just saying well listen you knew they was trying to get brandy out of here when Ray J became the prominent sibling Yeah right when I like raisin ain't that Brandis brothers - no that's read a yeah basically I think I got everything uh you may Acadie I ran two accounts he got caught slipped up that's where person I think you I think that's a real [ __ ] move in the words of Trey Songz like the rapper from Brooklyn big Oh sometimes it happens wait trey songz said that you'll remember when he tweeted that that was Rory ball no that was a trey songz tweet he said trade did say that like the like the late rapper from Brooklyn big Oh what was the quote that was so much wrong with that Harley this was like 2010 Twitter big hell's not even from Brooklyn I knows that's what made the tweet so funny oh that's funny Trey can't wait for this auto-tune phase to be going he's sick these are be [ __ ] eat they'll kill Tory Lanez tell me helping Trey Songz well folks who are lanes up by y'all [ __ ] whatever y'all alright here's a clip here's a clip I saved it just cuz it's funny I'm gonna shout this guy out just cuz that's how funny I left that's how funny I left that's how much I laughter this earlier at the ab moon went and found a video of Mexican horn Kevin Hart speaking Spanish is no chase what is Manny - cause you see I know how true is this his tiny pregnant again so I'm not stopping my train of thought for that some said was going wait but oh well lucky number eight on the way I saw someone saying that tiny pregnancy so that not silly our silly our [ __ ] you [ __ ] have officially entered the silly old ass chick you can't extort me if you wanted to oh you trippin s and 14 million [ __ ] is wrong with you don't you know that I am married and my wife is pregnant to make it less to drop my sex tape go do what you gotta do look you can't extort me I'll just tell the truth ain't dropping no cash now I'll just tell the truth bout to leave me she look like booboo the cat effect hand me the phone I'll call the FBI let's find out balus [ __ ] we with party and why you recall in the bag that sounds like extortion don't give up [ __ ] cuz army probably cheap I better go face black traitor then that have you robbed me I don't with hoes ain't no goopy robbing me rather say that I was walking home from ass chick Obama ass chick I like that like we came in on that I thought he did a good job yeah that's all I played it it's that like he actually could rap it sounds like Kevin Hart should actually just do that it sound like Kevin Hart doing that it says two other things when you a comedian everything you do is funny yeah so this is like such a time of like such a trying time it is probably a time will you need people to be as supportive as possible and we're all just laughing it is rather funny though it's funny I think we got everything yeah let's see here yeah I think we did well yeah time you do ours yeah Giants let's get today who won last week who won one to pick sleepers none of us got sleepers no it's all about the Giants oh no let's go back to our uh this [ __ ] stupid game you started alright parks had the Raiders easy day one more head Pittsburgh day one Joe had Seattle what a one you just saying that they probably didn't know they want yeah maybe the Niners 12 to 9 and the Chiefs you for me alright so who's pull up the games now so we can pick up next week's part and people and so everybody this is called a suicide something that's dark it's dark all right well you said we can't pick the same team again right now you can take the same team in high school alright oh my god man computers and Technology in you the Unabomber is right Joe is the Unabomber I cannot wait for the DC sniper doc why is there not been a DC sniper Doug that's probably one on YouTube I'm sure there's one on YouTube but that's gonna be a great one holy [ __ ] and the season finale of the sinner is tonight Jessica Biel the center out I'll say no more but if you binge watch shows you should check out the center I don't remember the [ __ ] network Oh USA the Center on USA oh my god tonight I'm excited about that you'll tell me y'all still didn't pull up the football games no I did there's some good matchup this week week three bouts meal it well let me read them cuz whoever read them last week was trashed Rams Niners Texans Patriots Ravens Jaguars Broncos bills Saints Panthers Steelers Bears Falcons Lions Browns Colt I want to distillers B sweep Buccaneers Vikings Dolphins jets-giants Ito Seahawks Titans bangles Packers Chiefs Chargers meters Redskins Cowboys Cardinals I am taking the Steelers this week that is my pick I think that they will destroy the Chicago beers and you guys still sound confused I'm taking the treats why are you over the [ __ ] way we could pick the Patriots now after the week since the week no they never picked them again this one mole you pick Pittsburgh you could pick the Patriots no he can't the pill tree it's in the Giants because we started this game in a week - who they are they're out they both lost week one they're out we cannot pick them what no one picked that was totally game wine we start we started the game late that's why all right so while y'all look at that I'm gonna play um I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I haven't talked about my back and because of that I should make smart decisions and recently I did I'm taking the Broncos over the booze you know I'm not perfect I was depending say that ham will give me all over Washington for Packers over betting only bad things can happen John shut up and in doing that I know I'm gonna hurt the people closest to me who I've talked to and apologize to my wife and my kids and I just know it's a shitty moment and you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior at the end of the day man I'm not gonna miss a lot of person to do that firing that you gain off of my mistakes I'm gonna miss perceive the situation that's what was attempted I said I'd rather all right who we pick it down all right so Joe got Steelers I have the Broncos more as Oakland parks as the Packers what a packer plan I don't think they got to use a game easy game week three might be all right the Bengals are so trash open gonna beat the [ __ ] out of Washington I mean I don't know that I don't know that I do know about the [ __ ] I think though win that game I don't know about yeah I'm never wrong with the [ __ ] I was gonna pick oh here's early here's something nice for Mall adidas has overtaken Jordan as the number two brand and US sport Footwear duh no I just give me a dog right there who didn't know that I've been arguing no no no you've been arguing about look at him trying to clean that I've been arguing about Nike but Jordan is still totally different at no point did I ever say adidas was bigger than night yes you did yes I did yes you did my entire argument for you for you people who cannot hear luckily we do a podcast everything is docked great that [ __ ] mine that's why we need an intern but my point was adidas who for my entire life was like nothing his own Nikes heels that was my point and now you told me d-does that nothing told you told my own IQ not even out worried about adidas at all I said no not today but when you look at projections in business like I would assume Nike is doing they would have to be cognizant of what a deal is is doing we had the helmet is still not even close to today yeah they still have a very long way to go but now you change its own you were saying right now you said Nike was towering over Nike that's what you said that's exactly what I said I might be pointing to but I don't know sometimes such a genius that she don't even sound right what you said number two yeah that's what I said in 2.17 yeah yeah [ __ ] you did oh do we care about uh do we care about the Mexican cartels taking a stand and shooting and killing anybody that comes there to work from narcos why did the people for narc from narcos think that they could send a scout locator to the most dangerous place in Mexico why did the Scout say I'll do this because that was his job and as I was reading like the [ __ ] blog Iannone the blog obituary the last paragraph yeah you know you got to put up your a on the blog the last paragraph was like he made his career scouting the most dangerous of locations from and I was like not the most mistake number one yeah I don't get it president gave me that job rest in peace to him no he shouldn't yeah yeah why people think well not even that way Manesh I think he was Mexican he's working for the man though work for the man you know man it's crazy well do we have to leave it I think I covered everything I don't think there's anything else that I really really care about I don't care about Nike unveiling their [ __ ] jerseys whoop-dee-doo good for them yeah Oh back to Roy's point on last week about 40's and waffles they didn't did the venue didn't allow them to bring in the 40 at the 40s they had a nice my people you're not with it yeah well they're my bad more no I'm saying you know Courtney hit me she was like no just weren't allowed to bring me oh I was drunk at that [ __ ] there might have been forties day shouldn't take it my word for it shoutouts the forties and waffles the new September 23rd they need doing the last one for the year in LA I might try to make do you work for 40's and waffles no I want forties in a while not on one foot I don't drink no more good good do we care that uh Mike Tyson reportedly confirmed Jamie Foxx will play him an upcoming biopic it's gonna be dope yeah everybody knew that he was dead little PC put our Ebro was Karev had everybody one that was like the trailer I was describing how to movie opens I put my faith in Jamie who that because typically I thought when he was about to do ray I was like I'm just gonna laugh at his ray impression just cuz he's a comedian but I was completely wrong so yeah but Jamie um he's here for Jamie when that mimicking mic for you ever I know but it's always been funny yeah but Jamie is so talented I think he'll do Irish it no I think he will - he's gonna body there Jamie's one of the most talented people on planet earth ever I'm gonna make my list Jamie Chris Glover yeah alright we'll stop there anyone have sleepers mall I'm one of the most talented yeah yeah I appreciate that I was asking if you had sleepers more oh yeah oh talent level okay my bad I already know you're pretty talented so does ovo and Ruff Ryders and someone do I know NOLA and Young Money she and Cash Money and shady my play mom's first and DeBarge someone doing whispers should we do a mole before we get that could I can forget about that way we were last one last one last one I promise last one last one last one come on Michael McDonald on this [ __ ] Piper right um I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions hey everybody what she pick back to work um you know I'm not perfect I'm not a pitcher girl say that hand was going to I wish I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment her only bad things can happen and they did and I'm doing that I know that I'm gonna hurt people closest to me who I talk to and apologized hey what oh oh oh uh you don't have to look at someone's deer right I would Orla Hey yeah just learning to type Oh hang hang out too many white people uncle murder drop them uncle I think I'm at a place in my life where I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions and recently I didn't you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna stop here and say that hammer or claim to be in any way she and I made a bad-hair in judgment put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and they did I'm so far in doing that I know that I'm gonna hurt the people closer son never been to do you I'll talk to and apologize to being my wife and my kids I'm fired and I just you know it's a shitty moment it's a shitty moment when you you know your heart and there's no excuses for you're wrong okay at the end of the day man I just simply gotta do better but I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes and in this particular situation that's where these attempted I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes more you ready are you playing belly [Music] I'm at a place in my life where I feel I got a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions though funny-ass and recently I did it's a good song and when was Ruben playing Paul is like I dropped the book no [ __ ] you missed the shot and drop the ball you know it's funny Ruben is my man to smoke you to his ruin shouldn't be playing ball had any Mavi no for oh I'm a play this is a little ego feature and mayhem Lauren just called hi I like I like for his toes yeah dip is between ocean home mama raise the village Papa play with color code offenders that roll in the hay or did it maybe it did I get my lady all times gave me away [Music] six to say that's my soulmate living day-to-day scrape the blow play you know you wit know yourself I've worked when they get something both trying to go straight no results yet so SAS atone cares [Music] make your own sweat I gotta listen more talk Oh honest yousafzai spill pockets [ __ ] fill crisis brides whisper down to snakeskins - ostrich Zapatas [ __ ] the system one polish with nudists up but a hole in your [ __ ] over what else [Music] call strangers tarnish these little [ __ ] 14 with charges they wanna be the next designer just gotta respect the grinder so you know just do as the birds with the name Stan [Music] it differs between the house and home [Music] but a holy [ __ ] over [Music] [Music] [Music] because rocketry splutters with some crisps wrappers cheetah then we feed up think of the strips feathers in the building even when I'm outside I [ __ ] around you getting out my [ __ ] [Music] know yourself what a holy [ __ ] overwhelmed that's low ito featuring mayhem Lauren Co high-low ito I see shout out mayhem Lorraine friend of the show that was hard well II thought [ __ ] with low heat though that beep was hard I'm ready to rob somebody now mm-hmm you got one yeah I guess to reach microphone check one two mall sleepers be making me wanna grab some times for real yucca does you know New York don't do it be the best time for you too right now I'm cool why would now be the best time you mean cuz you get to look out the mouth I think that you have I don't you [ __ ] we have a lot to a lot more content now I should go teach uh losing and rust not to test the lyrical venom that exudes from my pen a new saunter record or the new camera uh-huh I got a couple sleepers today barefoot should I go to move a hand with this [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the first week I've had a couple that I could play it's uh caveat I don't vote I like Kevin Ross I'm a place on dirt Savas new [ __ ] next week know why you gotta go ago clever hey Amani got a snuffin for this - we will mess around it won't find it time to sleep babe this is ammonium I can use it I did want to hit with a bundle feeling like a loser and I can't put you down you're my best but never a picture you want exception to the rule to everything I thought I knew [Music] [Laughter] [Music] no you can't stand too they don't [Music] you're my Mona Lisa with a smile the guys would kill for your maja price.i and I ain't afraid I can't help it I'm selfish girl Oh [Music] yo don't let them upload your my Blues myself collection put over get on hold damn your perfection you want exception through the roads and everything I thought I knew no one else will ever do [Laughter] swing [Music] you can stay tuned baby baby baby [Laughter] [Music] work at no you can't stay tuned baby Oh [Music] whoa and he left a space for the Rory 16-member the first that's brand-new for my man Kevin Groff go don't go right here 101.9 that'll be all for my man djay hitting Rory coming up next smooth sound any Rory isn't that fine said help Sabrina Claudio put out a new joint I love it I love her this is called belong to you first of all how come one all of Sabrina Claudio songs she has the perfect phone sex voice honest pretty tone yeah I'm not even kidding that's one in two why did phone sex die cuz face Thomas okay how about the same face time it was but that is still phone sex though it's not just VOC now let's FaceTime say summers like I can see I mean it's on your phone though focused on the voice as much as you are focused on the visual how do you know what I'm focused on you know what I'm focused on I'm not I'm not even control you're a weirdo okay you're over these strange person see and you run a strange music festival [Music] [Music] gentle love touch [Music] take me person [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hey that's brand-new music from Sabrina Claudio that when it's called belong to you freshly released if you're unfamiliar with her it would behoove you to go and just download or stream her back catalog she is amazing um and that's all I got man oh and thank you gentlemen for yet another really amazing week are there anything happening this weekend coming up that I should know about it got a million it got hurricane Jose [ __ ] Hector all types of earthquakes and [ __ ] going on be careful forty six waffles in the latest weekend fanfare I got it alright so that's when you get it um since we plug in you move you move into LA oh I'm telling you I've been saying it's gonna happen me he says yes you think I'm looking at you if I moved to LA y'all gotta move do i if I move to LA y'all gotta move I'm not a guess what but I'm not Eddie the [ __ ] was so you'll never move in LA if I moved to LA it's cuz the bag is big enough for me to be in LA and if the bag is big enough for me to be in LA that means I've already negotiated a big enough bag or you both to be in LA as well but that is no no no tote bag talk now wait huh we first met me the [ __ ] bed no no we first had this talk you was just like man [ __ ] la I'm moving that was your stance it wasn't bad talk that was my stance yeah so now your stance has changed Russell Simmons kind of had talked me off only because according to him he talked you on that ledge no he talked me off it according to him well I didn't need him to tell me all the New York [ __ ] is out there one part me too Russell says take my word for it nobody is more New York than me it's a move that you have to make if you want to accomplish certain things in your career that's we say I don't care when he says that like that I won't move to the swamps of Mississippi if the bag is big enough oh [ __ ] nobody's the bag the bag was gonna recognize you a little no I don't want to be I don't want to be recognized I just want the bag I don't care if nobody knows me Joe all right so just so I paint the picture before we get out of here Shorty's gonna be laughing at homeboys corny jokes while you're in the swamps of Mississippi looking at your phone upside down yep and I'm gonna be counting that cash you know what that Mississippi got some joints no you shouldn't be worried about where the things are hard I'm not going without at the swamps of Mississippi that's what I was doing I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back I one day I had a great time with you guys prayers our prayers go out to Kevin Hart hold up man our prayers go out to Kevin Hart let's all say a prayer for Kevin Hart and spank spank who else should we say a prayer for that whole plastic red cup boy conglomerate they got over there wait what a red plane so uh his whole crew red cup red plastic plastic red cowboy some [ __ ] like that up boys well whose crew is that that's that's like there is company much a real good comedian no wonder they got freaked out [ __ ] caught I see but they're good comedians I'm just I'm up not just I'm not saying a good friend I'm only time up neighborhood the red cup comedians know they're it's something doper than what I'm saying there you go plastic cup boys that's not my job to judge anybody man let me just get out of here shout out to plastic Oh boys I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart every silly I didn't you know I'm not perfect my best appearing save got hammer or claim to be in any way shape or form and I made a bad judgment for myself in environment the only bad things can happen and they did and in doing that I know y'all gonna hurt the people closest to who I've talked to and apologized to me my wife and my kid [Music] whatever there's no excuses for your long cape at the end of the day man just a big after baby but I'm not gonna also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes in this particular situation that's what was attempted I said I better fess up to my mistakes that's a great hook for a record well Kevin's name yeah like if you was a spit of verse and it bring half of that in there's a hook um I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions drop it I like the acapella first and then the drop and recently I did you know I'm not perfect I'm out see you [ __ ] next week's shout out to the story that's breaking tomorrow that we didn't know about yesterday cuz we're not psychic I bid you adieu honey know what I mean undo don't never say adieu in my presence and wall more

Channel: Joe Budden TV

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Length: 156min 14sec (9374 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 21 2017