The Hollywood Squares - 1972

one of these stars is sitting in the secret square and the contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth two thousand five hundred twenty three dollars which star is it Janet Lee Wally Cox Rosemarie Shecky Greene George Maharis our riders Suzanne Pleshette Buddy Hackett for all is all in the Hollywood Squares we're Peter are you welcome to the Hollywood Squares fellows time how about this up there Sammy Davis eat your heart a showboat don't I look like an interlocutor you look like your papa showboat somewhere and went to see mr. Calhoun somewhere or keep them cards and letters coming in folks as buddy I could care of Hollywood Squares anyway I miss Circle this is Gladys I believe it's July nice how do you do welcome to our show here Gladys is right in green head Marilyn that she has been married 28 years they have eight children ranging from five to twenty three Wow and one grandchild good luck to see them there are mr. X's Greg deck law Greg Greg is a football baseball coach who also teaches science Greg is married to a a fashion model they enjoy scouting football games well good for you we'll have a commercial word or two we'll return and play our first game for the secret square worth over $2,500 like this the oniy world is locked it's cheesy color I'll save up to 70% cheap tickets the best-kept secret and travel object of the players to get three stars in a row either across someone on the diagonally it is up to them to figure out if the stars give me a correct answer or making one up so they get the squares every game one is worth 250 dollars and the person who wins the most cash tonight will win a brand-new car in addition and our first two games they play for a secret square if one of our contestants fixed the secret square and he or she is correct they will receive this round one okay and circle starts the secret square game which includes the calm Prelude organ with a Strummer and other 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come you going here uh Wally Cox alrighty Wallace you've forgotten which egg is the raw one and which is the hard-boiled one so you take the mystery egg and spin it it twirls like a top according to the joy of cooking is it raw or cooked man point out it at the beginning both our mystery eggs yes miss wheel now you spin it it twirls like a top according to the joy of cooking is at wall or cooked I love the way he talks well the joy the joy of cooking is spinning the one that's that's been cooked ha ha ha that goes a lot faster Gladys he says the one that's Gregory right the raw egg will simply topple over and cry ok German philosopher Karl Marx once said the theory of communism can be summed up in one sentence abolish all what work work discrete no private property and I have an X there all right Danis according to a Redbook magazine survey the most women find what men talk about more interesting than what women talk about would you do that again uh do most women find what men talk about more interesting than what women talk about well I will answer personally I don't I said no I'll agree it is yes if you are incorrect your Pony gets to square necks goes there for Craig fallin for 250 dollars Richard Burton said recently that he gets up and does it every morning for two or three hours while Elizabeth is still sleeping what does he do he surprises huh now the Richard Burton's did say recently that he gets up and does it every morning for two or three hours while Elizabeth is still sleeping what does he do takes a nap I would say uh since he's off the juice probably uh I would say jogging some kind of exercise exercise I'll agree then no he writes his memoirs like once upon a time I met this way no we put a circle there back in the butt Carl Reiner true or false Carl yes dueling dueling is legal in Uruguay as long as both contestants are registered blood donors I thought that was Paraguay wait let me just yes I'll agree that's it yes true I've been informed that Rosemarie was the sequel right nobody shows Rosa will add something on our next game which is going to begin right now so what do we have and fries wise in the round - Kenneth well let's start this secret Square is now worth four thousand eight hundred and fifty one dollars good encoding from Frigidaire these four quality appliances a Frigidaire washer and dryer are made to take care of today's fabrics day after day after day and a Frigidaire microwave oven cooks in minutes instead of hours and a Frigidaire upright food freezer that stores up to 549 pounds of food if you didn't know it before you know it now every Frigidaire is not a refrigerator and kick them on soy sauce the all-purpose sauce that brings out the best in all meats fish fowl and vegetables gives them an exciting new taste Tang key come on and Fred coat peel and stick floor tiles simple to put down because the adhesive is on the back Flint coat peel and stick and distinctive decorator styles plus a thousand dollar gift certificate from the famous Spiegel catalog company over 50,000 quality items providing value selection and economy Spiegel Chicago six oh six oh nine let us show the hawala is the super square Craig you'll start this ronster coroner Carl and what famous Shakespearean play would you find the characters Anthony and Cleopatra in all of them he writes the same week analyzer Anthony Antony and Cleopatra what famous Shakespearean play would you find the characters Antony and Cleopatra in blow yo horn now wait oh isn't that awful Anthony and Cleopatra was written by George Bernard Shaw and this is Shakespeare won the Shakespeare version is called Cleopatra oh great no it's called Antony and Cleopatra what is what a stick what is the other one for Oh George but I guess this heard you better off with Caesar and Cleopatra go Paraguay yes but we can't keep America in gar get Caesar and Cleopatra the other one thank you alright a Gladys pick a star Paul in true or false it is illegal in certain parts of Georgia for chickens to cross roads in case of Georgia versus cocky-locky it's true it's true I agree it is true when you swallow something Wallace what is the average time it takes to get from the mouth to the tummy tongue for whom to get the food oh I get the picture how many significant the average time it lets see they are the errors at 27 27 divided by 2 so 4 14 14 14 seconds 14 oh it's great no 6 seconds some go faster by a seasonal Addison you're slowly it's uh better for you Janet Lee Janet according to the Guinness Book of World Records what actor or actress received the most pay for a role in the single film is that including all time no I both over one single film I mean but but of all time yes I thought what actor or actress received the most pay for a role in a single film according to the Guinness Book of World Records yeah I would say Elizabeth Taylor I'll agree for Cleopatra she has already been paid 3 million and it could reach 7 hi I'm Patsy and I work at the SCOOTER Store I'm June 15th the game show network Greg it's your third short Harris this is the question is worth four thousand eight hundred fifty one dollars listen carefully everyone alrighty who is the president of the Soviet Union Brezhnev Kosygin or Podgorny the president Brezhnev Kosygin or poor Gordon poor Gorney I agree Nikolai Gilder for our football baseball coach science speech you have the organ allowance chairs the carpeting the college TV the washer the dryer the microwave oven the fries of the floor tiles the $1,000 gift certificate prizes worth $4,800 my candy to see of the cars my God my glasses on I'm so excited okay lemme Rosemarie my god Purple's a scoop of chocolate ice cream has almost three times more calories than a scoop of vanilla well let's see yeah but no I think has the least yeah I think I think that's true chocolate has more calories than great lines great times yes I disagree no they're about the same role so we have Circle Eric Griego right ahead Suzanne jet vision there's only one star who's ever won an Oscar an Emmy a Tony and a Grammy which star is it only one star has won an Oscar an Emmy a Tony and a gremlin pelegrin an Oscar and Emmy Tony and a Grammy Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand I'll agree that's the one superstar what I Seki I do it well is this a fun evening I like yeah hi Gladys other kids is it ugly you are correct you'll have the circle in the game so listen carefully and correct X will get the square uh president nixon recently got a new one that weighs 5 tons and cost $500,000 to build what is it - well president nixon let's see 5 tons he's traveling a lot President Nixon just recently got a a new car a new car automobile President Nixon Teresa got a new one that weighs 5 tons of cost $500,000 to go what is it the Shecky 7 automobile Audrey a limousine in fact with a chuckle end what if you have 500 dollars which is most important because the player with you cash or he show me I have to finish this buddy I gets a special bonus prize and Kenny Williams will tell us about that I'm sorry but yes it's a brand new Vega sedan it's the little car by Chevrolet that does everything well a success last year now with the proof with Chevy's Vega uh yes buddy what did you love to sit yeah the president our president as an automobile that cost a half a million dollars and change yes five tons oh yeah where is he going where is he going and what will we get tinted Elliot the show should end in the middle of the game we will give you $50 each of you $50 yeah we need it because it'll count Boyd your cash total and the big bonus prize at the end of show now you understand we'll play the game until we hear the buzzer the one contestant has selected a start and uh when the buzzer rings Danny or she will ask the question and will complete his or her turn and will clear the board and we'll start this round with I believe glass um Janet Leigh please Janet is it proper to give wine as a wedding gift well for my wedding I'd say great um I would not believe it would be a proper gift she said no I'll agree it is yes it's proper and considered a very good gift in fact oh yeah that's their great poet Oh in the Bible who is Naomi's faithful companion Tonto they only staple depending of the Bible faithful companion in the Bible Naomi's ah Abraham I'll agree Ruth miss Burkle Gladys Wally Cox please uh what would you call a boy ladybird a boy ladybird what would you call a boy ladybird um miss no I take that back gradually a boy ladybird is a yep that's a it's a just give it a deeper internation ladybird he said you'd also call a boy ladybird uh a ladybird I'll agree that's right yes and credited to him calling with a black diagonally were the original Ten Commandments carved on one large tablet or on two separate ones the original Ten Commandments Mel Brooks was there he told me that it was one but it had a split down the middle and it had a little arc on double arc on top one long day one yes I'll agree no to sooner was he 5ko returned with Chavez then carry them this how we can't put a circle there glad you'll have to earn that yourself but after we sell this product I did be right back he keeps jamming what are we gonna do kick it we'll kick it you'll be buzzing Olli is your turn look Carl Reiner to win for 750 dollars according to Amy Vanderbilt is it ever in bad taste for a woman to wear a hat is it ever in bad taste for women a woman to wear a hat oh yes yes I'll agree know Amy says all or never in bad thing what about this shower that's right well I shower hat a bad hat we put an extra back in is Greg Buddy Hackett buddy true or false the New Zealand rather in New Zealand the Sheep outnumber the people 20 to 1 now yeah you know there's a lot go yeah there's a lot of people who will follow other people and their off time referred to as sheep however you're feeling real sheep I mean real sheep we're to pull the wool off them and has a terrible odor and they get very skinny yeah and they may step and stuff and all I get right that's true if it's all great New Zealand has 60 million sheep and only 3 million people are with an egg according to psychologists pretty lady what is the one subject married women talk to other women about most frequently uh well we see I guess it's sex sex I disagree I'll have to get rich their husbands but I can't so I'll have to uh that's why I never kiss a second they've only function if we put a circle this this is deadly love I believe in Suzanne I don't agree with the answers your life well according to the National Safety Council if your clothes catch on fire will running help according to the National Safety Council if your clothes catch on fire while running help no but it's great for the legs if you if you keep running on Bonnie no no no you should you should stop and try to cover yourself with something a blanket I agree a running fan that defends the flame better lie down roll over and we put an X there Gladys your turn Chucky before he became a singer Frank Sinatra used to write about something in New Jersey what did he write about uh well I know Frank happens to love sports and Frank was an amateur fighter and had asked me about Frank huh uh Frank was a sports writer I'll agree a sports writer a sports writer yes siree when there the game in correct circle we'll get to square George up to you when Lady Godiva took her famous naked ride through the streets of Coventry wearing only her courage isn't that put well here she was protesting something what was it she was protesting something oh she was protesting the rights of women disagree high tides X gets the square $250 cubicle is worth $50 Craig Yule started George Barris George alright man your fault they're going according to psychologists most girls think that men with hairy chests are more masculine than men without it well personally speaking my personal experience is the opposite because I don't have any but I would say that because of the primitiveness yes I would say they think oh great it is true and if you don't believe ask Burt Reynolds yes a twenty-two Queen Elizabeth of England there is something in the air near Windsor Castle makes it unbearable for her to take tea in the castle garden what is it a flock of naughty pigeon yeah something in the air that makes them impossible ah probably our shedding of leaves I'll agree no the sound of planes Windsor is on the main flight approach to the London Airport was attacked gently gently for $250 this would be a tie game true or false when Nichol Angelo painted the Mona Lisa he was only 16 years of age I have to say yes I disagree it's false he didn't paint the most visible the other the Vinci did look at we're gonna pull the word this game to be for the automobile and Gladys you'll start like a star icon Wallace true or false the truly healthy person rarely experiences worry or anxiety uh what does ease pain truly healthy person really experiences worry or anxiety he said true ok because this is important if you are correct you'll have $550 in the car so everybody cautioned listen true or false the truly healthy person rarely experiences worry or anxiety Wally said that's true and I disagree the person who never worries and is never anxious is probably in serious trouble it's false circle gets the square you one of my loan great we have had a most exciting evening here winners all around first of all Craig we have $500 in cash you have won the secret square $4,800 that should be exciting yesterday they have lovely parting gifts for you and Gladys you have 550 dollars in cash lovely parting gifts along with a Chevrolet Vega sedan your keys we congratulate you thank you my dear you needed it all Marla's say Carl Reiner produces the Dick Van Dyke Show Suzanne Pleshette the new Bob Newhart show Buddy Hackett at the Sahara Hotel Paul in the Pauline show Shecky Greene at the Riviera Hotel at Rose Marie we love you Wally Paul everybody Peter Marshall wishing you leo is a lovely evening furniture next week but I thank you from the insurance company the match game madhouse opens for business next then whammies run amok on press your luck followed by Wheel of Fortune bunny on TV is nearly extinct a good comic is a rare sighting these days so when we find one we study it but sometimes we need to get closer here at the GSN comics in captivity Institute we're like a hothouse the funny flower can grow here too that gameshow crowds can be brutal we're making sure these kids are ready National Lampoon's funny-money a new game show featuring the best young colleagues and showbiz rivera June 15 to 10:00 p.m. only on Game Show Network comedy it's a science

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Views: 190,517

Keywords: Hollywood, Squares, Marshall, 1972

Id: FXab62ZfH0s

Length: 23min 20sec (1400 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 20 2012