The Gang Gets Gay

yeah well i think all of our characters are a little ambiguously gay yeah [Music] hey vic whoa smell that vinegar boiling up inside you but i need you to save some of it for the customer do that for me okay baby boy hey hey charlie hi hey you brought your uh yeah uh dennis reynolds yeah so you two are together now or well the first step is getting that shirt off yeah let's go ahead and get that shirt off no why would i do that shirt's just gonna weigh you down yeah and rocky never wears a shirt when he trains so let's just go ahead and rip that bad boy off okay well i think i'm gonna wear it that's ridiculous you can't train and wear a shirt dude well now it's becoming like this whole big thing it feels a little gay it's not gay charlie just take your shirt off oh why can't i just get like all excited and just like passionately like rip it off in the moment why can't you just take your shirt off for us just stop it for now it's not that big of a deal we'll bring it up about this all right this is our chance to get hard okay okay i just don't know if this is the best way to get hard of course it is this is totally hard look you want to get hard don't you oh i want to get her i want to get very very hard i'm very aroused right now i too am aroused it's starting to swell up yeah see now all three of us are aroused and there's not a woman in the room i'm sorry is this still about the flaccid penis you'd like to see you're goddamn right yeah we want to see it yes we want to see the man's dick but hey hey charlie what is this what am i seeing what's busting you busting oh we're busted because you look pretty busted you've been looking so great lately so sexy i was hey who's that sexy news guy it's mac yes it's mac come on guys hey let's go let's go are we moving this is gonna be the best thanksgiving ever oh yeah absolutely man thundergun heges and four extra seconds dedicated solely to the dawn shot buddy that's what i'm thankful for don't all your sex tapes have star ratings yeah but that's different dee okay that's not that that doesn't go on the internet that's just for me and mac and charlotte okay you guys can be telling stories for the rest of your lives about how crazy we are oh yeah you gotta tell everybody how we like those guys from jackass how we like to smash stuff and shove [ __ ] up our asses that's right you are gonna get so much [ __ ] shoved up your ass tonight four eyes i'd take a banana and stick it up some guy's ass in front of his best friend and i'd be like hey banana ass what how are you doing or maybe i'd like uh i'd like to take the tip of my penis and and stick it in a guy's mouth for like just a second you know what i mean like while he was sleeping i'm all about that [ __ ] god hunting is awesome dennis yeah get to wear sweet clothes and get wasted all day yeah it's just like our normal lives except at the end of it we get to put our nuts in some dude's mouth you put your balls in my mouth while i was sleeping yeah man twice hey remember how you would pass out at parties and dennis would teabag you yeah i think i would take the photo right yeah we passed it around the schools were hilarious you don't understand how much everybody loved those pictures my balls on your chair this is just you and us and a couple pairs of sour sweaty balls huh patty's thong dude paddy's thong you're wearing women's underwear it's a visual stimulant bro i'm not wearing these because i'm comfortable i'm wearing because i want to turn you on maybe we got to close the emotion door for mandy by telling her that you're gay yeah right but i already had sex with her how am i going to convince her i'm gay just go with me here brian's not above having a one-night stand with a woman but he's got no room for her emotionally because he's in love with me with you well yes the lover is me of course we're the wealthy homosexual couple that she promised her wounds indeed we are i'm hugh honey and this is my partner vic vinegar we're uh partners in real estate and we're partners in life when's the last time you went more than an hour without seeing each other all the time every day yeah without checking in sure that's he always checks in with me yeah he likes to have me check in dennis needs to finish his pre-workout shake charlie and i rubbed down his calves and now i have to tape his ankles back off frank we worked very well together okay they brew some do something grew some toaster i would never say it to his face but dennis has great thighs i got the lord i got the lord i got the good lord it's going down i do have some jerky in my pocket you want some yeah yeah you sure you want some wait for it sit yeah shake speak uh i would like some jerky please good boy hi got it he catches it every time i only gave ringworm to charlie yeah i i got it from my dog poppins and then charlie and i were wrestling every day because we were trying out for the wrestling team and then you know we just sort of pass pass it back and forth just just get it just stop making the seat just give me the walk give me the wall i can't get the goddamn [Music] oh [Music] guys guys calm down you're going to hurt each other man i just oh you bite that dude yeah you're [ __ ] by him a little bit man you don't see ty pennington losing his cool you want to be like him yeah all right well then just breathe for me feel what i'm doing [Music] come here what are you doing what are you doing offering you a sign of peace i don't want this elise peace be with you [Music] don't you guys want to get off with me i don't know what i want you to get off with me okay okay just follow my lead guys we're gonna get off together [Applause] and i want you here with me from tonight until the end of time [Music] the hell you dick bags doing back here the bar is completely empty watch charlie do his thing and it's good man it's like good so fast boys are out tonight huh we're already friends right oh let's be friends with benefits right here's a confession i'm in love with a man what i'm in love with a man a man called god does that make me gay am i gay for god you betcha what are you doing coming in here talking about how in love with my thighs you are now where's in my creamy thighs you're after i've seen you taken to wearing my clothes you're already talking about my thighs when he came in it was my thighs dude it's always been my thighs charlie and i have decided that we are going to be the father of this child you be my boy yeah i'll be the boy what's a twink uh twink is small and slender like mac oh no i'm too muscular i would be a bear oh don't think so bro not hairy enough smooth because i would be a bear well now see i don't think you'd be a bear either as a matter of fact i don't know what you would be because you're definitely not a twink i'd be a top that's for sure we'd be two cool straight dudes married together oh well i never thought of it that way one of two dudes getting married that doesn't seem very gay too cool married dudes why does mac peel your apples for you he doesn't like for me to eat the apples with the skin on it he says the skin's loaded with toxins dennis can not eat cheese because cheese is poison no dairy for this guy this is a big night for us we're celebrating our anniversary yeah or the anniversary of us moving in together which is like an anniversary it's been a long time anniversary it's what it is really i'm so excited to feel my nips holy smokes like super hard right you could cut glass with these babies now all right what the hell are you doing i'm feeling the snips right now the boys are back in town the boys are back in the boys are back in town they gave frank a couple hicks oh dude your back looks great man i've been working hard dude dude putting the work in and showing thank you so much man i i really appreciate that looking good bro looking very good i'm sorry oh your pants nice cut you know that vertical line on the side gives your body good length do you work here nah just looking to meet some some new guys i saw you from across the way and i thought yeah this guy's got a good sense of style he was about the same age got a nice crop of blonde hair did we have no no don't be silly it was all hands how's that ass feeling [Music] this is how it's gonna go i'm gonna jam this into your rectum and then like that it's gonna expand in your colon okay gonna be that big absolutely you ready drop those pants do that for hours what's a powerbomb a power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power actually mack you got it backwards you see a power bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work because i'm the breadwinner in the relationship and i'm the trophy husband well he's my bottom oh well i'm the power bottom technically i generate most of the power only because i'm giving out so much power from the top you need to generate power to accept they talk mac and i aren't just friends he's actually my lover partner yes well we do make love we don't actually make love he's the power bottom now he generates a tremendous amount from the bottom does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom now dennis i've heard that speed has something to do with speed has everything to do with it you see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply speed's the name of the game here's what i think i think that you all went to a strip club last night and you got super hammered and horny and the three of you decided to [ __ ] the doll only to find out that when forces applied to the almost vacuum-tight polyurethane hole it made a noise you instantly put in your mouth you probably knew it'd work because you clearly have had sex with a doll multiple times you decided that this was the most brilliant idea that you've ever come up with when really it was the result of the most insane disgusting orgy that has ever taken place that's dead-on you nailed it what do you mean like thank you great point at that point and some of the stuff you've been doing with this mannequin here that's like um to teach me a lesson or yeah did i see you bang that thing all right what if i were to position him in a way where i get behind him and then frank could throw that blanket that he's got right there over us oh yeah and then that way you can't see the penetration that's that's good and then what i can do is thrust this way and you can struggle brian is his name dennis is his sex slave name he's my [ __ ] you must be mr lefeve uh yeah that's me surprise i'm all yours i was told it'd just be one but i can take both of you mike a little sore but i'll manage okay well okay i'm out of here wait what what hey hey where you going lefeve's into banging little asian boys so we're done right look if we're gonna do this thing we need to see things through dennis are you gonna have sex with a tiny asian boy i'm gonna see how far i can go all right lefev time to put your money where your mouth is let's kick things up a notch so only the ones at the clubs yeah you're a caddy clubs this is a golf good i like cream pies as much as the next guy oh don't say it out loud okay okay okay let me make a green pie for you okay then you can try it see what you think i do not want to taste your cream pie they taste great i can guarantee it oh you've tasted yours of course i have haven't you no i've tasted mine i didn't like it i've tasted mine yeah i i liked mine your cream is all over his face man you know what i mean and he hates that [ __ ] dude i'm always putting my cream all over her he's like all up in his face oh is that your ass oh closer to the hole sir you gotta pay the troll toe if you want to get into that boy's hole you gotta pay the trolls all to get in oh those girls are wild man they wanted to use like like touch each other and stuff yeah like dude that's a hard no no it was a hard note for me why are you i said no you were thinking about it all of a sudden you're thinking about it no no no give me that leg boy no dude do you have a boner right now dude don't ruin this for me you know what uh let me let me get you home bob's here you can count on me buddy all right you can count on me get me home he can count on me guys hell's wrong with him let him let him go i just had the most perfect blonde guy slip right through my fingers i mean i had him in the palm of my hand and then he was gone you know what i mean i mean this guy would have been perfect for you i'm the boy you know it's about you and me bro this is about dudes living together hanging out sharing their bed in their home in their life how much would it cost for this gentleman and i to get a nice couple's dance uh sorry you have to be a couple for that we are a couple charlie documents all right this is what it was all for [Music] look at this we're married you don't know how hard it is to be cooped up in here all by myself okay oh at least you get to go to work i get to go to work yes oh everybody hey i get to go to work i get to have a job i get to have to make money for us oh my you know what screw this oh oh yes fine just walk away right in the middle dennis i'm so sick of hearing about jerry man everything's jerry out of your mouth like if jerry jumped off a bridge would you jump off it too which bridge which bridge really i just think maybe i'm a little sensitive because it's valentine's day and i don't really want to hear about jerry all day long video store clerk guys said this movie's awesome so the video store clerk guy i feel like you won't stop talking about him and i bumped into that guy at the video store beefcake total jerk-off nice i have a huge surprise for dennis but i feel like he's not emotionally available uh frank's gonna leave me for jerry man oh uh i was talking but uh i guess we'll um we'll do your thing first you know he's only doing this to get a rise out of you right oh that's so jerry i guess i'll grab my [ __ ] and stay at charlotte wait don't do that charlie i want to talk about where we are where we've been and where we're going to be living with you has changed my life did you ever know that you're my hero [Music] i did this for you charlie what i gave myself jerry on purpose why would you do that to slim down for you so why would why would you slim down for me because i overheard you on the phone saying he got flabby no no no buddy i never said that i i said you were crabby because you smelled crabby i love when you smell like crab frank you didn't think i was too fat well no you were fat as [ __ ] pal but i loved you that way frank fat and crabby dennis oh my god man i had just had the weirdest dream [Music] i sleep with women but i'm emotionally involved with mac did he mention me no no really he didn't say anything at all about me or what is this dude did you call me just talk about mac okay cause they don't want to talk about mac with you is he talking about me i don't know i don't think you should hear what you do he cares because we depend on each other so i should probably go to sleep because we depend on each other tomorrow i gotta wake up and depend on him he's gonna depend on me so well i guess my letter would be about how frank and i aren't really making memories together anymore and you know how when we don't make memories together that's a hurtful thing for me number one when was the last time we played nightcrawlers together frank oh uh okay what is that what it sounds like what it sounds like is that you two crawl around like worms in the night that's what it sounds like minnie emotional we want you back if you'll have us what the hell is this [ __ ] it's a sterling silver clover ring when we put all four of them together it makes a four-leaf clover solidifying our bond for all time what is this it's a gift i got it for you for me yeah you uh you got this for me i ordered it off the dark web i wanted it to be a surprise and how did you how did you know that i wanted an rpg because i know you man you figured out the one thing i wanted more than anything else in the entire world and you got it for me and that's perfect happy valentine's day yeah charlie let's go get this worm out of my ass let's do it man

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Length: 19min 47sec (1187 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 05 2022