The game where you spy on people's private lives

hey there friends how's it going I've got a very weird game for you today it's a Simulator game but it's a voyeur Simulator game where you watch strangers through surveillance cameras now stay with me I'm not weird you have to invade their privacy and witness their most intimate moments oh you know what this gets really bad this gets even worse than you can imagine so stick around um but let's start from the beginning monkey Vision 2.1.exe all right time to get hacked oh wait it actually works chickens that's pretty neat uh possible serial killer stalking out a victim here yeah that's neat I want to go back to the chickens yeah chickens that's it you're my favorite star wait he's not just looking at like actual Stars right here oh it looks like it's daytime so I'm guessing not but where did they go uh oh oh no are they looking at me hello okay no I'm all right my goodness phew I thought there was someone behind me I can just sleep the game just started sleep Freight hours oh this is probably a bad idea okay it's night wait oh I should have checked in at two he said like I'll check in on you and two or something I will oh no wait that is someone at the door right oh man this is freaking me out where are you deadbeat I could say the same to you you knocked and ran away I need 90 dollars for rent that is all of my money anyway going back to spying on people how are you doing here comes another Fistful of Dollars what is he up to even the chickens are gone to sleep oh oh we got some action they're back camera and action oh wait now we have action okay so I can add that when the word is in yellow I can add it so he's mentioned limousine which is a buzzword break the speed limit okay cotton Princess show me what you'd show the prince what the hell does that mean this guy's gotta go down I don't even know what he's up to but he's gotta go down I just bought the ability to record but I I needed that money for rent oh these are actual jobs I don't know I kind of like what I do now just living in the basement and spying on the neighbors I'll just sleep instead what is the name of the primate living in cage one is that this one I have no idea yeah the offer will expire in five days okay I gotta find that out oh my God there's so much information unless his name is cotton princess or break the speed limit I'm allowed to lock who is this Edge Lord hello hey are you there hold on I'm just trying to get the camera working can you see me now ah they don't care that I'm a boomer they they really don't mind all I've said is hello and they're just writing a wall of text about how great they are and how they got me into whatever this institution is what were the rules again my little gingerbread man this is the person who's spying on everyone you have to hit your targets if you don't the organization will kick you out it's that simple do not feed the monkeys no messing around with the cages no bothering the Apes no throwing the peanuts zero interaction okay I'm just gonna say I've got to go because they're saying I'm willing to cut my right hand off to stay in the club and I feel like they want like a competition here and I I just I'm I'm not as invested I think I spent so much okay now it's a life story quit all right he'll even talk to themselves that's what they're doing anyway two for one on pizzas all right I'm not playing this game right am I so I guess I should try and figure out their name right in in cage one that's this one so I need to figure out this person's name so what if I search some of these tags that oh oh it's my pizza hold on I gotta stop spying on my neighbors for a second I know hold on I really want it wait hello oh my God what did you go through to bring me pizza greetings if you could see my face now you'd laugh like a child your heart would Blossom and you would reach Enlightenment oh if only you could see my face now here's your order I'm not gonna tip because that was weird bye bye I'll be back all right well it just goes to show you don't need to tip if he's gonna come back regardless okay now uh limousine photographs no come on what about just limousine okay well I know what a limousine is that didn't help at all star though was in there okay maybe I can use that word now so let's say limousine and stare alright same article what a surprise let's try cotton princess a box office record for the premiere of cotton princess three oh my God who is that hi ignore the screen don't look on my screen I'm not spying on my neighbors I'm not it's a TV show about someone spying on their neighbors were Apostles of the local Weiland's Witness church do you have a minute to hear the the word of Billy Bob honestly I was gonna say no but the name Billy Bob intrigues me okay I'm like the easiest Mac ever for these people we're gonna leave this beautiful plant with you would you look after it for us is it bugged this plant feeds on the kindness preventing the air in the room all right it's screwed then it's gonna die best of luck little fella okay now I've got a lot of Search terms to go on so cotton princess movie Leading Lady yeah here we go I thought that said from child star to mess of an idol and I was like yeah that that sounds about right unfortunately oh I got that guy's number the agent out of it all right let's search for that can I just ring them oh God no what am I gonna say oh so I have to pick from here all right I'm gonna say attic no I think I'll bring up her name he's getting really pissed off so I started them asking about an attic in the end I figured it was a better option and now he's getting pissed off because he thinks that I'm treating him like a real estate agent well that was a pointless phone call I wonder could I call her instead I don't even know where that's leading me to be honest now I feel like I've inadvertently become a stalker just trying to stop her stalker I'm like calling her agent and everything oh the guy's rats should I tell him I got 52 dollars I'm gonna spend 50 of it on a new cage there we go so we get another these are cages by the way it took me a while to figure that out but it's a new screen so we have five now because I wasn't overwhelmed enough apparently getting distracted from my job spying on my neighbors and I think I'm also starving to death at least I hope that was my stomach I need to figure out like some way to identify this person that's the whole key to tying up that one and to do it I have the perfect plan I'm gonna do what I do in real life have pizza and then go to bed sad it's never worked before but I got a good feeling about this time okay I have three days to make like 200 I need to get four more cameras to level up how am I gonna take care of that many people can't even take care of myself for God's sake this is the new room we have um I'm guessing this is gonna be an old person if pictures of pets and and loads of VHS tapes oh 50 off yogurt I'm a sucker for a deal oh wait no my guy is back I gotta stop getting distracted go away edgy person what is the telephone number of the person responsible for the event taking place in cage three I've been looking at cage one all but seventy dollars I need that why what are you talking about is there anything I can Google about this visitors bust nothing are these old people now oh it's therapy or something oh but what about Dr patient confidentiality oh wait I'm not a doctor or a patient I guess I'm fine then I don't know what's going on here this guy's like oh I lived here all the time and then she's like oh but you have an accent um I think he's Hitler I don't know if I'm just going off the little mustache but yeah that's that's my professional uh diagnosis of the situation I want to drive your car to the stairs what is that relevant can I use that oh God is it Hitler oh thank goodness I thought you were Hitler imagine that from her perspective oh thank God I thought you were Hitler I'm just here for the rent even worse I don't have money for rent I have two dollars I spent it all on recording these random people anyway back to my job I really have to buckle down and sort something over the next 24 hours all right I got a clue search Priceless excellent this is something I can do yeah Priceless bust not Priceless this yes all right uh that's the same article okay this is what I've put together they're a driver who's sneaking photos from an attic of Ashley Applegate and I'm gonna call Andrew Haynes and explain the whole thing I just I hope it's right I'm throwing someone under the bus here I just hope it's the right person I was curious about who Ashley Apple gets drivers the famous Wonder driver what lots of exposure in the Press lately what a waste of time yeah maybe for you wonder driver yeah that's Tim I got their name I get money now what a terrible person you are for doing this so can I just search their tag oh God damn it why do I keep doing this ah I can chat here okay excellent hello it's gingerbread man here to Blackmail you hello it's me hello hello you've reached Leslie Tooley professional limousine drive around the clock service how can I be of assistance I wanted to ask you about your photography hobby I seem very upset I'm not even responding and they're just getting very very angry by the way do you have any actual approve I mean I do have these recordings I was just figuring out how the game works but yeah coincidentally I have proof she's realized I'll do whatever you want can you give me money cause honestly that's all I want uh they're making me decide now all it take to buy your silence the only two things I can pick are the photos themselves or you will be my driver I hate wasting time driving back and forth to the supermarket give me the photos at least I'll have evidence oh no don't say that I forgot sake filthy extortionist okay listen you were as bad as each other now accidentally I should say it was an accident I didn't mean to say it like that we're in this together now if I go down you're going down what are you talking about now I have to leave this attic apartment thanks to you it's not a safe place anymore well if it isn't the consequences of my actions and it's your fault okay well I completely botched that one that sucks because I still only have two dollars oh I'm getting hungry what do I have I'm running out of pizza [Music] wait did I get my money for doing the first one oh yes I got paid off they didn't realize that she's gone forever now she's just fled oh there's Hitler look Visa Champion oh I don't know what he said but he said this if that's not proof he's Hitler I don't know what is like watch this I'll put an old man foreign accent it's gonna what oh oh I found something else central museum past month oh Kevin Kevin's help Kevin's I know from experience gotcha I'm calling him at midnight I have no reason to actually call him my mission was just to get his number I just wanted to do that thing that everyone tweets at me all the time the hi Kevin you know like this guy this dude he's here by the way it's not a special effect we're really good friends it's all so like nearly 1am imagine hearing hi Kevin down the line oh you know like hi your name otherwise it's just like a wrong number bro there we go all right that'll get me enough money for rent but I still need to buy the other cages I hope this one still counts as a cage but I'm gonna need four more cages I need a lot more money God send me males at least give me the option to earn money what's this payment oh this is probably my yeah my original order what do I have a cast a cast walk on my keyboard ah the god I swapped my other camera I forgot he was here is it bad that I saw a grateful and generous and thought Oh I hope that's about me but no it's about the old man in the foreign accent oh there it goes my tummy I think I should focus on Hitler if I can extort anyone it's Hitler right me speedrunning getting demonetized for absolutely no reason whatsoever maybe I should just get a job maybe that's a good idea for some money okay well I think that took a little bit out of me but it was decent I got some money and with that I can buy new cages wait did I pay the rent yet or I I can't remember check my calendar no I still owe her 90 bucks okay maybe I shouldn't then oh oh money and cheap coffee no wait no money money is what I should be thinking about yes I got money excellent but money could be used on coffee okay I'll buy a new cage yes I actually love this game it's such a neat idea oh no a social interaction hello oh hey I'm going down to the drugstore to buy some cough syrup that is delicious could you lend me a few bucks sure why not you see this is why I don't have any money hey wait a second when he was leaving he said he was going back to his apartment didn't he say he was just on the way to the store oh man potato chip taster I miss those hours lawnmower yeah go for it I just got scammed out of six dollars and then I go work my ass off for another 12. what's this oh I didn't genuinely get to see what it was but I got twelve dollars so that's good anyway back to spying on the neighbors where are you Hitler come out who's there you are you bastard Mr Statler okay I got his name people adoring me see multitude swallowing me and now look at me oh no I know shut up hipster's talking all right fine yes package for apartment 36 I bet it's a bomb in this race the dastardly Deeds I'm up to it's a cherry pie oh no it's poison also what is this on my door oh the mailman I I guess I was out working okay well I got the pie a day late then that's a bit depressing I'm going to sell her no I shouldn't have sold that pie I'm hungry what I I'm convinced I'm actually right now oh no I'm I'm tired and I know it's second there's so much going on I can't multitask like this yes I know here you and your ugly baby you can have your 90 dollars now as you were saying I swear to you I did not know that was the direction this was going it was just a hunch because he said old man and mustache you know it it's kind of it's a bold Choice I'll say we'll leave it at that it's just so confused at where this is going yes okay case study on cage five finally what is the address I think I might have that already okay I can buy a new cage and I really need to feed myself and then I need to stop Hitler it's only me that can do it maybe I can somehow use the kittens against him oh man I think I'm gonna pass out why is no one filling this for me mom my food will be here in an hour okay well then I'm just gonna sleep until I can imagine just being able to sleep when you want and then just wake up exactly when you want um where's my food what oh man should have blackmailed that limo driver into feeding me I can't believe how that turned out I'm so pissed off well sure look who cares about my health really I'll just drink coffee to feel better oh oh there he is he's watching TV maybe this is where I can get him there's no one around or so he thinks okay he's pissed off about the Allies doing well so yeah I think I've got him yeah it's it's him everyone we got him here we go I'm getting loads of information on him and everything I've collected I've collected so much okay I can hear someone getting murdered I'm in a rough neighborhood oh Jesus all right I got him August hankel is his name the madman who set fire to the continent Daniel Stadler okay okay I have his name let's search this yes what was I looking for again I can't even remember I've got so caught up in this storyline the address okay there you go that's the address I'm about to pass out I need some food before I call this guy okay I got some chicken oh my God a story about the bust experts suspect that the original was replaced by a forgery at some point during the Expedition what yeah I got cash I have to install nine cages but like all the money they're paying me is just feeding back into their pyramid scheme I don't understand oh 50 off Pizza all right I'm distracted enough to not care wait a second even their symbol is a pyramid oh you know what I want pizza I don't mind I'm gonna order three of them this time because I know I'm too lazy to get other food I'll just live off that oh my God this guy wants another loan no I kind of feel bad and I don't know why oh my God I missed my pizzas how did I even manage that empty fridge all right this time I ordered pizza and I definitely don't go to sleep oh new cameras WOW Air Base and someone's office yes oh no it's you I'm gonna tip you this time just because I'm a little bit scared oh finally I'm not dying my health is 15 out of a hundred okay time for the I called Hitler at 4am challenge gone wrong not clickbait no answer wake up old man I'm on to you the hell was that noise I'm going to ignore it how's my plant doing it looks shriveling and dead just like me okay so if I don't get nine cages this time I will be expelled so I have until the end of day at the moment I've thirty dollars I need a hundred total and then I have rent in the morning I'm also like starving but I don't know if I'm even gonna make it through the day now that I look at this wait I've been expelled what who tallies it up at 9am what I thought I have until the end of the day okay I went back one day I'll eat the chicken in the fridge and then just work I I need money now okay there's one cage and I I think I need one more now yes okay I think I just got enough money into honest work God that sucked there we go I got all nine but I still gotta figure this out what I can do with everything I've gathered what the hell is going on here someone's making a party out of cleaning this is just free entertainment they're giving a full-on concert over here installing what now is that a virus I'm clicking it wait I don't want upgrades I can't even afford Food level two yes amateur zoologist I need to have 16 cages oh my God this is gonna get overwhelming well this person apparently reached the highest level in whatever I'm signed up for so um I'll never speak to them again I don't know what happened to them oh no she has another baby what the hell are you stealing these things in which town is cage eight located I don't even know what cage 8 is I have no information on it just a blank page oh this it's corn town I I don't know old hay train is back on track surely there must be a town connected to this right I got five locations on its stops It's gotta be the Browning Fields right surely I'm gonna spend all my money on fruit because I'm an adult now and it's time I start acting like one but only in game just to be clear finally my health is going up instead of down okay I actually need this money for rent quite badly so I have to figure out the town like now I don't know whether to just wing it maybe I should Wing It Browning Fields Browning field I mean that looks like crowning fields to me I'm not gonna look up the other ones I trust my God Browning Fields I mean it's Fields after all next send me money fast I accepted some random job hope I just won't be in when the landlord shows up when I'm back I'll have the money uh oh my health is on minus three no no no no no no I think I got money but I died at the same time I literally accepted my paycheck and died you had to be admitted to the city's public Hospital there you caught another five diseases and ended up staying for an entire month the club expelled you for not fulfilling your membership obligations okay day seven let me not skip breakfast this time I didn't know it could be some serious okay good I took a job for less time and I got my seventy dollars and I got some money for the job and I got a package please let it be something valuable uh I think it was the photos from earlier I sold them now let's never speak of this again wait where'd the other baby go I'm going to buy loads of yogurts because they're two for one and I actually have a lot of money for once so I'm going to the store to pick up 64 yogurts hmm you can always trust a man of yogurt I just downed 12 of them and now I'm taking a nap I'm calling the dictator I'm getting through I'm gonna say his other name why you ask me for that name I know dangle but if I happen to be what do you want how do I say money I just want money I'm just having awkward chit chat with a former dictator I don't know what to talk about will I just hang up this is really awkward I'm guessing I need whatever This was oh I did one word two words and I got it I think the past was great he thinks okay I'm calling him back no don't watch your movies man come on someone finally wants to talk to you I not pick up until my movie Donna come on man I'm the main character oh this person's being blackmailed this guy keeps coming back for money and I never have anything for him why don't I just move in here now like I know it looks risky but I could just Chuck everything out the window she's not living there anymore I just realized one of the eyes is wonky in the Statue so yeah it is not the correct one anymore interesting I like that touch of detail not now the dictator's actually answering the phone shut up I want you to know that your past no that's not what I was saying I was saying that he thought it was good I very touched by your words now too bad I not him I hang up CFO and then call in a few minutes to look for something to show my gratitude oh no well I'm either dead or I deserve to be or both oh no what's he doing you make a sad and lonely old man happy again you will soon receive a gift oh god I've encouraged him I've encouraged the dictator sweet Jesus let us never speak of this again I'll move on to other cases oh hello the the dictator send you were a group of very normal and ordinary people with very normal and very ordinary jobs and we're moving into the apartment below you oh that's awesome I too I'm a normal person with normal Hobbies I'm eating so much yogurt and my system loves me for okay now I feel a bit unwell that was probably like 30 too many ah the yogurt sale is over are you again your plant is either thriving or dying I'm not sure it looks terrible the air in this room has been fused with evil Ted and I are terribly disappointed anyway we'll be back in a few days to take it away you still have some time to put it right in make it grow more beautiful all right yeah I wish I had your hopefulness Witnesses claim to have spotted a decrepit version of the freedonian dictator in a Caribbean country hundreds of graffiti messages saying we never left make the purported sightings even more mysterious oh good lord okay never talk about this again like everything else we've done here today but remember to drop a like if you get a chance because I'd really appreciate it and it means we're all in this together wait what just gotta be something what is this message mystery Stefan I'm calling him immediately I need to speak to an expert I don't know if you can be an expert on crop circles but I'll believe anything you say Steven emergency line for the crop circles Watchman group okay so that's just pending they're going out to investigate that I'm just wondering what this one is gonna be about I'm still confused at the chickens like what's going on here like I know what's going on here it's chickens but what what's the point I've eaten all of the yogurts that's gotta be a world record I'm gonna buy my first chem lab just so I'll be on a list and someone out there will want me oh hold on there's someone at the door my package a cap and War medal worn by the dictator no get it out of here get it out that's evidence get out of here 190 to some fanatic wait I can send stuff to people's address I didn't even think of that rent again guys why does this keep happening I thought it was a one-solved thing oh I need so many new cages this is gonna get unbelievably chaotic oh they fall moves in order now as well so I've lost where I was like this one was the bottom left one earlier oh I got his slogan for his business okay awesome maybe I can use that to find whoever this dude is here we go Jonathan doll look at him I finally see his face Jonathan doll accountant and financial advisor how can I help you with a name like that he kind of had to be an accountant didn't he wait oh no I think I may be trying to Blackmail them again by accident are you trying to get something from me um definitely not wait but it goes nowhere all right fine I'm blackmailing you then now see here see I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing see so give me whatever it is you're supposed to give me uh stick your blackmail where the sun don't shine you Crook and don't call me again all right well okay then every one of these is going about as bad as possible I've one day until my next evaluation and I have 12 out of 16 cameras rigged up this is bad wait if I just Spam them could I afford them actually I think I can I'll just waste all of my money on this who needs renter eating wait bringing me what no one Rings me oh it's the crop circles guy the message was a numerical code can you believe it their message was a goddamn number the Browning Fields crop circle was the perfect case because it was still intact so I divided the height of the flattened grain by the total area of the I'm glad I couldn't read the rest of that wait I I'm now an uh multi-billionaire what okay I got 110 dollars out of the crop circles thing I I don't know if he's ascended or he's a lunatic but Case Closed kind of ah well that means I get to eat what the hell is this one I think I might need night vision all right let's unlock Night Vision Night Vision oh that's terrifying Claims Settlement processing Department oh this is gonna be such an interesting one oh this is singing I love that I get like random concerts and stuff but they're stopping the recording because they're in pain I wonder if I could send medication like I I found on that thing earlier complete address of cage 10 was cage 10 oh the Gold Records one oh well that's handy let's meet again at 10. see you guys later can I send them stuff then even though I'd have to learn the address first to send it wouldn't I Yay I'm level three excellent so does that mean I can unlock the extra cage in this one and see the other angle ah okay we got some posters Awards music legend oh here we go Duncan someone knocking oh thank God I thought it was someone looking for rent those lunatics they keep coming back apartment 36 um yeah that's a three here uh it's here here are your favorite roses honey try not to eat them this time I'm not gonna question it I'm just going to sell it hopefully to apartment 36. what is the company where cage 12 is located oh I think I actually have some stuff for that the hell is this room are these the people writing for this game what the hell has happened in here good Lord should I even ask well you must be going down because you're certainly not going up he's uh he's talking to the bucket Lord honestly I've got so much going on but I'm most invested in whatever is going on in here where is this camera hidden is it hidden in a mirror in the TV or something he's staring right into it professional life I was going to work in the city's tallest building oh my God I might have him I like by the way how dirty his clothes are and he has a fresh change here but he's not undressing the mannequin because it would be inappropriate thank you this man is a saint I'm going to dream about my wife again my retirement and live the life that I won't get to live out there well I have a lot to go off there oh I'd love to wait there's a yogurt sale aha I found the building treasure Tower and there's my treasure this poor man he was stuck in here with his beautiful friend and now if I say treasure Tower janitor can I find his name aha there you are now I search for you got your number I'm calling him I don't know what good this will do but I'm calling oh God damn it it's not him you're one of those armchair psychics you want to profit from my husband's disappearance aren't you I mean yes kind of tell me something about him that only a real friend of his could know or I'll have to hang up um Mr Cannonball it's the mascot of some basketball team uh everybody in the city knows that my husband is the biggest courses right yeah I'm sure every single person in the city knows that that seems reasonable all right I guess I gotta figure out what this is uh I was babysitting a dog for some cash and apparently the dog got kidnapped so I'm not good at just regular labor either oh good the landlady missed me I went no shopping to try and avoid it because I don't have the money instead of 90 I have nine do you remember it for the purpose of blah blah blah with the observerification routine what is the name of the building where cage 13 is located please be the elevator oh thank goodness give me money now okay that gives me a time to get money for rent which hopefully will come in before the landlady arrives and also I can save him now I can focus more time on him rather than looking at money and and this performance which they perform every single night knowing that I'm watching them and I kind of gotta respect that yes I got money oh that's not enough to pay the rent oh dear oh no I've also managed to figure out the insurance sales person and where they work but I need the address of the building and I need that money to make rent or I could just earn real money my fella doesn't seem to be moving for now so maybe that's a better idea but I'm also starving so yeah a lot going on no dude I don't have time right now I actually have to like eat immediately fruit excellent fruit is on sale I need fruit oh God I'm on one Health I'm barely hanging in there I just eat it all at once that's the healthy way to live right oh good I missed the landlady again this is great just prolonging my problems kicking that can down the road that's tomorrow's Kevin's problem I want to speak to Alice Cassidy I'm ringing the insurance company busy at the moment God damn it I need to lock their cage so I can see it honestly doesn't look like they're busy I think they're just a lazy worker look at them okay they're just sitting there now's my time yes I'm getting through uh I can't get anywhere with this conversation I'm just going to hang up and I I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen I need a policy number I didn't think I'd even get that far um okay no he is alive I thought he was dead for a second yes he's waking up tell me your secrets read me your book okay he had a big conversation with the bucket and I think he's going really yes tell me more oh it's like erotic fiction or something great just to make it weird everything I do in this game is weird either because of the game or because of me one or the other oh no he's using his inside voice he's not telling me any more about the book wait he's not blinking either is he dead I keep thinking he's dead wait I think the end is near I just need your help one last time okay this guy is in a dire position honestly This Guy's in a worse position than this guy I think at least this fella has nice company okay I need to catch this conversation tomorrow whatever it is and I need more about this guy's book oh my God this thing is moved what is this when was this moved oh man that's freaky I'm gonna record that cage incompatible with recording ah whoa has this changed again I don't care I got my money out of that one I gotta focus in on that musician and the guy in the elevator oh no oh no no no no no no no no I don't need to start packing my bags I have your money ah I shouldn't have kept leaving and not paying rent the federal police had been following your movements for some time also they weren't innocent neighbors downstairs it was uncovered that the club had ties to very influential politicians and business leaders whose names were never revealed that judge sentenced you to 10 years in prison oh but this is the day I was like about to die if I didn't eat and all this food is unhealthy I will literally die if I eat a pizza it will kill me oh wait maybe that's them I might be saved yes okay take the rent now leave because I'm about to drop dead just frantically running through the aisles grabbing everything like you're in one of those game shows but except you're trying not to die alright phew I should be okay now and we're basically in the same spot anyway if anything it just bought me more time to figure this out ah very good I'm so glad I had an extremely unproductive day and accomplished nothing that means I lost nothing I sleep it's so annoying in this game everything that you do that's good for you barely helps but everything you do that's bad for you destroys you it's like real life you've changed pal no I always tell you to get lost I actually would like to give him money but he's asking for like half my net worth well yeah I know half my net worth I was gonna say if you include my food maybe I have more than eleven dollars I guess I got some like coffee up there that's something no no now I have to juggle both of them I don't want to miss anything okay I found where the guy lives by searching his name in his birthplace luckily he's a celebrity so I can just Google that stuff damn it why doesn't an office of Tourism work at 7am I wish I had food I asked them about the dude the musician and they say many of us in this town have had enough of that amphetamine fiend and his angels aliens and other psychedelic bull this person hates them I don't work for free this is my current fee give me 20 bucks that's so cheap for the information I need but I actually legitimately don't have the money it went down 20. I'm in minus nine how did I give a human being minus nine dollars anyway there's the address I'm going to hang up now goodbye they must be like why the hell did I need that info he's gonna end up like shot or something that's great because I had a male that I need to figure out their address right it is 13 right oh no please don't need money oh thank goodness package for repairman 36 again yeah that's me this is a brick okay can I sell it I can't 15 yes I'm in the plus again so cage 10 yeah there we go I hope they were telling the truth this random person that I believed oh I have the info for this one as well I think anyway yes I was writing both of them you know what that means that's food money let's go what the hell happened poor darling our plant looks terrible it's absolutely destroyed they took the plans oh it really held a room together I called back the sunny Shores thing and paid them thirty dollars for his phone number now it just keeps escalating I'm sending him pain medication I don't have the money damn it all right I gotta do a job so that I can afford to send drugs to a random Rock stare okay I got another word on the book that's good that's good I'm still flipping between them we will figure these two out undying love I'm gonna ring this dude oh it is already on the phone never mind the pain has me blocked you have to do something I'm gonna get his record done whether it be immoral or immoral I don't care anymore oh wait he said he's dying none of the doctors get it oh well in that case I'm probably doing the right thing right wait that was just to figure it out it was a romance novel I had lovers a passionate kiss and book I don't think I needed romance and undying love to connect the dots okay well I know he likes romance novels now and I'm gonna ring his wife and tell him your husband loves romance novels she's like oh my God I'm convinced this is important I know where Jason is finally I'm solving this one he's in one of the elevators at Treasure Tower excellent I saw it in my crystal ball no that would mess it up okay I just didn't give her any details but she still believes me phew all right that's some something that's pending at the moment I gotta wait on that hopefully it doesn't take too long because I really need some reward money I need 25 cages by tomorrow I currently have 16. oh my phone yes I'm the attorney representing Mr Jason Miles yes the missing janitor the thing is I also happen to be the attorney for the property development company that owns treasure Tower what a coincidence no and I have a proposition for you rescuing chasing miles from that building right now would be very bad publicity for the property developer poor things they're people too plus we know that Mr miles is Gravely ill so we have the following proposition for you I tell Mrs miles that it was all a sick joke on your part and we make sure you receive a very very tidy sum of money my clients are prepared to offer you three hundred dollars what do you say wow that's a lot of dough it's a deal as far as Mr miles is concerned we'll just let nature takes its course it's the best thing for everyone oh my god I've ruined everything anyway time to order you some drugs on on the internet hello this is Mrs miles so the story of my husband that elevator was fake had yourself a little fun did you how can you be so heartless I hope you burn in hell for this I really do goodbye and good riddance look I'm sure he's doing completely fine all right yeah look there he's breathing he's fine I'm just wondering is this the same building by any chance if he's in a construction but I don't know might be just random okay well I can buy a few cages anyway I need a minor miracle to occur to be able to unlock the next four now go away I'm trying to figure stuff out for once oh my God no I don't care oh no I don't have money I don't have money um yeah bye bye-bye okay I did honest work instead I'm able to afford two more cages okay well I don't have enough money to get the two and renters due so I think it's best I just uninstall this and flee the country immediately warning your computer's now under the control of the federal police they're on to me oh no oh I get the option of saying I'll testify or I'm not a snitch I'll testify screw those guys the judge granted you immunity as a protected witness someone scratch I'll be back on your door after the trial you will live the rest of your life fearing that every time you went around the corner someone would be waiting for you to carry out that Anonymous threat one day you thought you received in your home ah they look friendly enough what a happy ending well for me for everyone else no they they all got horrible horrible endings so that's it for today I hope you enjoyed check out more of my content here and I hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: tSiMnRqq8z8

Length: 38min 56sec (2336 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 08 2023