The Funniest Quotes in Everyday Life! | Hilarious Quotes for a Joyful Day | Part 1 | Fabulous Quotes

welcome to Life's laughter today we're diving into the world of humor with funny quotes that you might find in everyday life from witty observations to amusing Proverbs these quotes capture the essence of the joy and humor that life brings so sit back relax and let's share a laugh [Music] together I intend to live forever so far so good if you think nobody cares if you're alive try missing a couple of car [Music] payments a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need [Music] it the best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream [Music] I'm not arguing I'm just explaining why I'm [Music] right the early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the [Music] cheese my therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance we'll see about [Music] that I asked God for a bike but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for [Music] forgiveness a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory [Music] I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not too [Music] sure money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with doing nothing is hard you never know when you're [Music] done the road to success is dotted with many tempting parking [Music] spaces age is of no importance unless you're a cheese to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism to steal from many is research I have a lot of growing up to do I realized that the other day inside my [Music] fort the only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got Jinn in the steam [Music] iron I'm writing a book I've got the page numbers [Music] done always borrow money from a pessimist he won't expect it back if you're too open-minded your brains will fall [Music] out you're only as good as your last [Music] haircut if life gives you lemons make some kind of fruity juice [Music] I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants insanity is hereditary you get it from your [Music] children when I hear somebody sigh life is hard I am always tempted to ask compared to [Music] what the only mystery in life is why the kamikaz pilots wore [Music] helmets I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already [Music] why do they call it rush hour when nothing [Music] moves having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming [Music] pool I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my [Music] glass money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with housework can't kill you but why take a [Music] chance I'm an idealist I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my [Music] way I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving [Music] early if you try to fail and succeed which have you done [Music] thank you for joining us in life's laughter we hope these quotes brought a smile to your face and lightened your day if you enjoyed this video please give us a thumbs up share with your friends and subscribe for more heartwarming laughter keep smiling and keep enjoying the funny side of life

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Length: 7min 26sec (446 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 03 2024